Puppy Dog Pals (2017) s01e22 Episode Script

The Great Pug-scape/Luck of the Pug-ish

(theme music playing)
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Bingo and Rolly,
couple of puppies
-They bark
and chase at you
-Both: Bark! Bark!
And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions
A couple puppies can use
-But when Bob's away
-See you later, pups!
The pups
will play-ay-ay
On a mission
'round the world
Tryin' to save the day
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(record scratching)
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(barking)
(Bingo/Rolly speak)
Are you ready for our drag race?
Rockin'
and Rolly and ready!
First one to ARF wins!
-On your bark
-Get set
Both (mumbling): Drag!
And they're off!
Bingo takes the lead,
with Rolly right on his tail.
And Rolly's tail
is right on Rolly!
Arf, arf, and away!
Arf, arf, and oof!
Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
The drag race has become
a spilly mess race.
It's not that spilly messy.
Hmm. I guess it's spillier
and messier than I thought.
(muffled meow)
-Hissy?
-Oh! (grunts)
-Uh-ho. ARF sees Hissy,
but Hissy cannot see.
-(Hissy groans)
Whoa!
What happened?
It looks like a toilet paper
jungle in here!
-We're sorry, Bob.
-We had a drag race, but
(barks)
Hissy! Oh, look at you!
-(Hissy groans)
-You know, you need
some time out of the house,
so you won't be part
of any more messes like this.
I'm gonna take
this frazzled feline
to Meowland
on my way to work.
I think a day there is
exactly what she needs.
Wha?
Did Bob say he was giving
Hissy a time-out?
Yeah,
for the whole day.
Time-outs are for when
you do something you're
not supposed to do,
and she didn't do any of this.
But Bob thought she did,
which means it's gonna be
our mission to get Hissy
out of that Meowland place
and bring her back home.
Bingo and Rolly to the rescue!
Yeah!
And when we get back,
we can help ARF
clean this place up.
But ARF has
already cleaned up.
ARF dragged everything back
to where it was and won
the drag race!
Vroom! Vroom!
(both giggling)
Wow, ARF, thanks!
And now we can vroom
out of here ourselves.
Both:
Vroom, vroom, vroom!
Vroom!
Both:
Let's go!

(both giggling)
On your bark, get ready,
got a lot to do
It's gonna
be an awesome adventure
We're super duper
extra overly excited
To be goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission
Five, four, three, two, one
(laughing)
-(barking)
-Both: Let's go!
Both:
Yeah!
(barking)
-Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
-Wahoo!
We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission
-Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
-Wahoo!
We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission
-Yikes!
-You can say that again.
I will! Yikes!
Hissy's somewhere in there?
Yeah, and I bet
she can't wait to go home.
Mmm! I love it here.
Yeah.
Mm, does that feel good,
Miss Hissy?
Meow!
And now that you're clean,
we're gonna make you feel
extra special all day long!
I do feel extra special.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, Meowland
is only for cats.
Well, our pet sometimes
thinks he's a cat.
He even purrs
when I scratch
his tum-tum.
-(purring)
-(Rolly grunts)
(Bingo chuckles)
But your pet is an iguana,
and the only animals
we allow inside
this building are cats.
What are we gonna do?
The only way to get inside
is if we're cats.
Or if we look
like cats.
Remember when we were doing
crafts with Bob?
He left some fuzzy sticks
in our collars.
The twisty-wisty-twirly ones!
These are gonna be our whiskers,
and you and I are gonna be cats.
And they'll let us
walk right in.
Now, do you know any place
that might be right
for our pet, Iggy?
Some place that'll
scratch him on his tummy?
'Cause he loves gettin'
his tummy scratched
almost as much as I do.
-(Frank chuckles)
-Esther: Oh, Frank!
-Is it working?
-Yeah.
Because we look
just like cats.
Do we have
to say meow?
Bingo: No need.
We've got everyone fooled.
We're in! Phew!
Now we can go back
to looking like puppies.
Aw, already? But I was just
getting good at being a cat.
I can see why cats
like doing this.
They get to rub
their faces with spit.
Come on.
We need to find Hissy.
Hissy could be anywhere
in this place.
What do you think
happens in this room?
I don't know.
Maybe they make the cats
who are being punished
sit around
not have any fun.
You think Hissy's
somewhere in here?
She might be.
You look over there,
and I'll look around
a bit higher.
Whoa, this is all swingy!
Ooh, and now
it's even swingier!
(laughs)
Whoa! Whoa!
-Whee! (grunts)
-(thuds)
-Are you okay?
-I think so, but they really
need to fix that bridge.
Let's keep looking
around this place.
I don't know where Hissy is
or what they're doing to her,
but she probably
wants to get out of here fast!
(purring)
Who's a happy kitty?
Is it you?
Is it you?
Yes, it's me.
It's so me.
Do you think
Hissy might be inside
one of those kitty rooms?
Hmm. There's only one way
to find out.
Knock 'em over and rip
the rooms apart with our teeth?
(gasps) Oh!
I really wanna do that!
Look inside each of them
and see if Hissy's in there.
So there's actually
two ways, but
Hmm, fine,
I'll go with yours.
Bingo:
Hurry up, quickly,
we gotta find Hissy
We gotta find Hissy
Both:
Hurry up, quickly
We gotta find Hissy,
we gotta find Hissy
Yeah, we're sneakin'
and we're snoopin'
like a couple o' cats ♪
-What ♪
-Lookin' for our friend, can't
figure out where she's at ♪
-Yeah ♪
-Checkin' every corner
'cause we're doin' our best ♪
To save our friend Hissy,
it's dogs to the rescue ♪
-Hissy? Hissy?
-Hissy? Hissy?
-Where'd she go? ♪
-I don't know ♪
I think I'm startin'
to worry ♪
We gotta
check, check, check
everywhere ♪
-Where'd she go? ♪
-I don't know ♪
I think
that we better hurry ♪
Uh, I don't see
any cats in here.
Bingo:
Hurry up, quickly,
we gotta find Hissy
We gotta find Hissy
Both:
Hurry up, quickly
we gotta find Hissy
We gotta find Hissy ♪
Hissy?
Are you in there?
(grunts)
Uh-oh.
(grunting)
Hello?
Puppy dog stuck
in a wall here.
You just need
a little Bingo power.
And I've got your back!
(laughing)
-(thuds)
-(Bingo grunts)
You can go ahead
and push me out now.
That's what I'm
trying to do!
It's too bad
you're the one stuck, Rolly.
'Cause this is a job
for the Rolly-nator.
But maybe I can do it
if I can get a running start.
On my bark,
get set vroom!
What's goin' on back there?
I'm all ready
for you to push me out!
-You made it!
-Yeah, thanks for unsticking me
outta that place I was stuck in.
And now we can check
this next room and see
if Hissy's stuck in there.
What's this room for?
Napping.
-This room's for napping.
-(cats purring)
Are any of these Hissy?
No, so let's get past them
without them ever knowing
we were here.
(purring)
We made it.
Whoa!
Oops! Uh-oh!
-(cats yowling)
-It's a cat-pile!
-Come on!
-Let's go! Let's go!
Woman:
Well, don't you look
cozy in there.
You can sleep in here
until it's time
to to go home.
And I'll turn up the music
so you won't hear any noise
from outside.
(soothing instrumental
music playing)
Sweet kitty-cat dreams.
Meow.
Ugh, how many more rooms
do we have to look through
until we find her?
This is the last one,
'cause-- Look!

-Hissy!
-We're here, Hissy!
We're here!
(soothing instrumental
music playing)
-Hissy! Hissy!
-Hissy! Hissy!
-Hissy!
-Hissy!

Maybe she's not supposed
to talk to us while she's
in a time-out.
Aw, that would make
a time-out even worse.
But we're here
to make things better.
So let's do the mission
that we came here to do.
Bingo:
Go, Rolly, go!
This is a really good job
for the Rolly-nator!
Hello?
Is this Bob?
I'm just calling
to let you know that Hissy
loves it here at Meowland.
If cats could talk,
I'm sure she'd say,
"I never wanna
leave here, never."
-We did it!
-We're free!
-(grunts)
-Whoa!
(soothing instrumental
music playing)
-(record scratches)
-Whoa!
-Whoops.
-Hissy!
Are you okay?
What is going on?
We're here to rescue you!
We felt bad that Bob
got mad at you
and gave you a time-out
for the toilet paper mess
that was our fault.
No! Bob didn't send me here
'cause he was mad at me.
He sent me here to get clean,
and also, to get brushed,
and also, to get cuddled up
in towels and listen
to pretty music.
(groans)
Wow, that sounds like
a pretty good day.
It was the best day ever.
(groans) And I wish
it didn't have to end.
Oh, no!
What happened?
(meows)
You can't go home
covered in mud.
We'll just have to call
your house and say that
you need to stay
at Meowland
until tomorrow.
I get to stay another day?
Thank you, thank you,
thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
Uh, what did we do
that made her go
"Thank you, thank you,
thank you" so much?
It's because we got her
so muddy and covered in ick.
Now she gets to stay here
because they have
to clean her up.
Well, if Hissy's happy,
I'm happy.
I can't wait for Hissy
to get home.
ARF cannot wait, either.
Hissy has been gone
for two whole days,
and ARF gets very lonely
after two days without Hissy.
-(door opens)
-Bob: Hey, everybody!
-(dogs barking)
-Look who I brought home
from Meowland!
-Hissy, you're home!
-Oh, we missed you so much!
(barking)
ARF is happy
that Hissy is home, too.
Hissy's home, yeah!
Hissy's home, all right! ♪
Those nice people
at Meowland did a great job
gettin' you lookin' so good!
But I bet
you're ready for a long nap
in your own bed, huh?
-(barking)
-Ha-ha! It looks like
you've got company!
Oh, come on, fellas!
Make some room for your
kitty big sister.
(both sighing)
Aw, the gang's
all back together.
(dogs snoring)
You know, those beds
at Meowland were
a lot more roomy.
Oh, but I missed
sleeping here,
just like this.
Welcome home, Hissy.
(purring)
(giggles)
(Bingo/Rolly speak)
Bingo:
I'm gonna get yours, Rolly!
Rolly:
Except I'm gonna
get yours first!
Come back here, tail!
-(giggling)
-Do you have to do
your tail chasing
right here,
just when I was
trying to nap?
Yes! Because this is
where Rolly yelled,
"Tail chasing contest!"
(laughing)
But didn't Bob invent
a toy for you to chase
each other around on?
That's right!
The Tag-a-Tail!
Hmm, I don't think
our Tag-A-Tail's gonna work
with all that stuff
piled on it.
So we'll have to un-pile it
until it does work.
(both grunting)
-(crashing)
-Bob: Aah, oh!
Whoa! Oh! Whoa!
(barking)
Everything is going
wrong this morning.
First, my pajamas ripped
when I got out of bed.
Oh, then I squirted
toothpaste all over my face.
And now I can't find
my car keys!
Aw.
Ow!
Huh?
Oh, no!
Those were the drawings
for the new dog house
I was designing!
ARF is sorry.
Ah, it's not your fault, ARF.
I've been having bad luck
all morning.
And since I can't find
my car keys,
I'll have to walk to work.
Maybe by the time I get home,
I'll have actually found
some good luck instead.
-(thunder booming)
-(rain pattering)
(Bob groans)
I wish we could make
Bob's day better by finding
him some good luck.
Me, too.
But I wouldn't even know
where to look.
Me, neither.
But we know someone who does!
So, the two of you need
to find some good luck, huh?
Yeah, that's gonna be
our mission.
It's just, we don't know exactly
what it is we should bring Bob
that'll bring him good luck.
Let me ask you guys somethin'.
Have you ever heard
of a good luck charm?
Have we ever heard
of a good luck charm?
Bingo, have we ever heard
of a good luck charm?
-No.
-Then settle in,
'cause ol' Bulworth's
about to teach you boys
a lesson.
Well, a good luck charm's
a special little sorta
magic trinket ♪
When you got one,
good things just might happen
over and over ♪
A horseshoe or a lucky penny,
that works fine for some folks ♪
But the bestest
good luck charm of all ♪
Is a four-leaf clover ♪
So go and find yourself
a four-leaf clover ♪
Go find one
and bring it back to Bob ♪
Yes, go and find yourself
a four-leaf clover ♪
When you do, you'll be
the world's best good luck
fetchin' dogs ♪
Great idea, Bulworth!
Yeah, I wanna be
a good luck fetchin' dog!
Bulworth:
That's the spirit, boys!

-So go and find ♪
-We're gonna find ♪
All:
A four-leaf clover ♪
Bingo/Rolly:
Go find one
and bring it back to Bob ♪
-So go and find ♪
-We're gonna find ♪
All:
A four-leaf clover ♪
Both:
When we do, we'll be
the world's best ♪
Good luck
fetchin' dogs ♪
-Ruff!
-Ruff!
Now all we have to do
is go find one!
Do you have any idea
where we should go find one?
Mm-hm.
I know exactly
where you should go.
Bingo:
Four-leaf clover,
here we come!
Esther:
Isn't Ireland
wonderful, Frank?
Historic castles,
rolling green hills,
and beautiful clover fields
as far as the eyes can see.
And if you're really lucky,
Frank, you might find
a four-leaf clover
in one of those fields!
I'm just sayin'.
Did you hear that, Bingo?
Okay, so we came
to the right place.
Look out, Ireland,
here comes Frank and Esther.
And watch out,
lucky four-leaf clovers.
Here come Bingo and Rolly!
So, how are we gonna know
a four-leaf clover
when we find it?
Well, it'll be a clover
that has four leaves.
Four leaves, four leaves
Hey, there's one right there!
I found a clover,
it has four leaves on it ♪
Rolly, that only has
three leaves.
Nuh-uh!
One, two, three, four.
You counted
the first leaf twice.
Are you sure?
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven
is a seven-leaf clover lucky?
Let's just keep looking.
-Did you hear that?
-It sounded kind of rumble-y
and people-y.
Look out!
Where do you think
they're going in such a hurry?
Looks like they're playing
some sort of game
with that ball.
Oh! And they're coming back
this way!
Oh, those people
really wanna grab that ball,
don't they, Rolly?
Rolly?
(Rolly giggling)
This game is fun!
Bingo:
Gotcha!
-Nice catch, Bingo.
-Thanks.
But I think we're
gonna have to look
in a different field.
One without people
who think you're a ball.
Looky here, Frank.
It says that this ancient castle
was abandoned
hundreds of years ago,
when the drawbridge
stopped working.
And that path
leading to the moat
is overgrown with clovers!
Looks like no one
has lived here in forever.
Bingo:
There has to be
a four-leaf clover
in there for Bob somewhere.
Yeah!
All we have to do
is find it!
So let's start lookin'!
Both:
Whee!
One, two, three, not four.
Rolly:
One, two, three, nope.
Bingo:
One, two, three
I don't know how many times
I counted to three.
Yeah, if I'd been counting
how many times I counted,
I would've totally lost count.
I guess we should check
that last one before
we get going.
One, two, three
Hey, Bingo, what comes
after three?
-Four.
-I knew that.
I just wanted to make sure.
It's a four-leaf clover!
Look at that!
You found one!
We did it!
High paw!
No! Not with that paw!
(wind whistling)
Oops. I guess
there's a time
to high paw
and a time not to high paw.
And there's a time
to follow that clover.
Which is right now!
(grunting)
(grunting)
Whoa!
Whoa!
-I'm good!
-Okay, then,
let's hop up that wall!
Both:
Hop! Hop! Hop!
Hop! Hop! Hop!
-Uh-oh
-Rolly, we gotta
hop faster!
Both:
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
So that just happened.
Yep.
(gasps)
Rolly, look!
Rolly:
Bob's four-leaf clover!
But how are we gonna
get down there?
It's way too high to jump.
So it's good thing Bob
put parachutes in our collars.
(giggles)
I love it up here!
I could float in the sky
like this forever!
Me, too!
Except I think
we already landed.
Okay, let's grab that
four-leaf clover,
and take it back to Bob
so he can have a good,
lucky day!
Okay, I'll grab it.
We can put it in my collar.
Bob made these things
so there's room in there
for everything.
Great!
Let's go!
But how are we gonna get out?
Oh! It's just like
that lady said.
That drawbridge is the only door
out of here, and remember?
It hasn't worked
in, like, forever!
Hmm. Well, how about we use
those little doggy drawbridges?
Let's do it!
(grunting)
I guess the whole
thing is stuck.
Hmm.
I think to get that drawbridge
workin', we're gonna
need someone
who's really strong
to push against this lever,
and then we'll need someone
who's really fast to run
on that wheel.
Hey, we're someone
who's really strong!
And also someone
who's really fast!
Which means it's time
for some Bingo and Rolly power!
-On your bark
-Get set
Go!
(grunting)
Go, Bingo!
It's moving!
'Cause of Bingo
and Rolly power!
(grunts)
(thuds)
-Hurray!
-Yay!
(both coughing)
Bow to the wow, yeah!
It's time for these dogs
to go on a walk,
right on out of here!
With a four-leaf clover that'll
give Bob all the good luck
he needs!
ARF is getting closer!
Do you really think so?
'Cause you feel pretty much
as far away as when we started.
Hey!
You got it working!
Yeah, but I don't think
ARF understands that we're
just going around and around.
ARF will keep running
until he catches
Hissy's tail!
Good luck with that.
Where have you guys been?
We went to Ireland
and found this.
It's a four-leaf clover.
Oh, those are supposed
to bring good luck, right?
Yeah, 'cause that's what
we want for Bob!
I'm home!
-(laughs)
-(barking)
Boy! Did this day
turn out great!
I was havin' such bad luck
because I couldn't find
my car keys
and had to walk home
from work.
Right past a TV store.
One of the TVs had a news story
about this old castle
in Ireland
with a broken drawbridge
that started working
after hundreds of years!
-That's where we were!
-We found a four-leaf
clover and
-(barking)
-Seeing that news story
gave me an idea
for a new dog house design
that's way better than the one
I spilled paint on
this morning!
I call it the Canine Castle.
It's got these cool
castle walls,
and a drawbridge
where the dogs can go
in and out.
-Like how we got out!
-Let me see!
Whoopsie! (laughs)
Just need to get that out
from under there, and--
(grunts)
Wait a minute.
What's this?
My keys!
They were under the couch
this whole time!
How lucky am I
to have found them like that!
It worked!
We did it, Bingo!
Bob got his good luck!
Just like he wanted!
And I'll tell you what makes me
feel even luckier.
I get to come home
to all of you every day!
(dogs giggle)
(theme music playing)
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(record scratching)
Bark!
Bark! Bark! Bark!
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