The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! (2010) s01e22 Episode Script
Ultron-5
Surrender! Ok, you heard him people.
Everyone stand down.
Cap, give him the keys to the Quinjet.
You're not serious? Not even close.
Because we're not surrendering to the serpent society.
Avengers, pick a target.
On my mark.
Tony, wait! Everyone, just breath.
We can resolve this without resorting to violence, no one needs to get hurt.
Cobra was one of my patients in the big house.
Most of the Society was.
Let me talk to them, Tony.
Hank, move out of the way, now.
Cobra, Klaus Why don't you let the hostages go? You and I, we can talk this out.
No one has to get hurt.
We can work together and everyone can win.
Win? You have already lost, Avengers! Madame Viper is meeting us here with the full power of HYDRA at our back.
You think he means the same Madame Viper that's in a SHIELD lockup? and the same HYDRA we just took down? Yeah, sorry Cobra, I am pretty sure you are on your own here.
You're wrong! The message It was Hank, move! For real, Hank.
You have to get out of the way.
Klaus, please let this people go.
Take me instead.
We can work this out.
No! You're lying! You are all lying! Serpent Society, attack! The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes Take it easy Clint, you got hit pretty hard.
Yeah' You're welcome.
Quit messing around and help take these guys out.
I've got him.
That could have gone better, team.
No kidding.
Ah, what were you thinking, Hank? We're trying to take the Serpent Society down, not have Sunday tea.
Hawkeye got hurt because of you, Hank.
I mean seriously They're super villains, you just hit them.
Wasp and Iron Man, speak truly.
Animals like these, they cannot be talked to.
They respond only to violence.
I quit.
I just can't do it anymore.
I never wanted this.
Life of violence fighting day in and day out.
There has to be a better solution than this.
Humanity has come so far, but more and more it seems like we're failing as a species.
Like we're wasting all of our promise.
Humanity is inherently flawed.
Observation and analysis, suggests that humanity is encoded with chaotic and violent tendencies.
that cannot be overcome.
You might be right, Ultron.
This isn't exactly the peace and order that I programmed you to try and achieve is it? No.
It is not.
Just let her look at you Hawkeye, she's a Paramedic.
It's Thor's friend.
I'm fine! Cap, knock him out if you have to.
Or even if you just want to.
Understood.
Hawkeye possess the spirit of a true warrior.
Yeah, he's something.
JARVIS, bring me up everything you got on the Serpent Society.
Very well, sir.
Hey, can we get back to Hank please? We're not just going to let him quit are we? What do you want me to do? He's an adult, we can't force him to stay.
Sure we can! He's a founding member of the team.
Ha saved all our lives.
- We can't just let him - Jan.
He's only ever been here because of you.
You know that right? He's a scientist first and foremost.
On top of that he's a pacifist.
He's never liked all this, and he doesn't want to do it anymore.
I say let him go.
Some team leader you are, Tony Stark.
If you are not going to do anything, Then I will! Remind me never to incur her wrath.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Remember what King Cobra before everything went south? About Viper sending him a message? If she didn't send it, then who did? Although, I guess it could have been faked.
Technology You're going to give me a hard time about this again? - After everything we've been through? - I apologise, Iron Man.
That was not my intent.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you just apologise? As you know I have been barred from my home.
Nothing I have tried, has broken down the magical barrier, between Earth and Asgard.
So I must ask you.
That is I need your help.
Could your technology aid me in returning to Asgard? Sorry, I'm trying real hard not to enjoy this.
Of course I'll help.
Called themselves the 'Super Apes'.
Didn't seem so super to me.
Why would you do that? The doors open automatically.
Well done, Hulk.
It is surprising how many monkeys we face in battle.
The Hulk and I, intercepted the Red Ghost.
Attempting to attack the Fantastic Four.
To his dismay he discovered they were not home.
- Shocker.
- But the Red Ghost had schematics and security codes for the Baxter Building.
He claimed he received them in an anonymous transmission.
A message.
That's a pretty big coincidence.
Indeed.
Hank I came to tell you that you can't quit.
But I already did.
Well, un-quit.
I had hoped that the Avengers would be better than SHIELD, but they're not.
This part of a system of violence.
And I don't want to be part of that system anymore.
But what about all the good we've done? We saved the world, Hank.
- A lot! - I'm not arguing that.
I just want to find a better way.
JARVIS, stop.
Stop the code.
The message.
The one the Red Ghost received.
It came from us.
It came from inside the mansion.
JARVIS, locate Hank, the Avengers are The Avengers Your creepy robot is looking at me again.
Will you stop playing with it and talk to me? The whole point of my creepy robot was to help rehabilitate super villains.
I joined the Avengers to help people, including the villains.
But I think you like fighting them.
You actually enjoy all of this madness.
The avengers mean a lot to me.
I thought they meant something to you to.
You may be the only one that gets it.
No.
You seem vexed.
No, the mansion systems are all online, there's just a little static.
No problem.
Ok, that's a problem.
JARVIS, I need an update on Thor, I think something is Something is what? Iron Man? Are you well? Did your armor fail you? Perhaps you need Cheap lights.
No, we are under attack.
Nobody is dumb enough to attack us here.
Not after what we did to the Masters of Evil.
I've treated children more mature than you.
Now take off your shirt or whatever that is.
Just let her examine you, Clint.
What are you two, the team den mothers? Maybe Thor needs a nurse, but I don't.
We're in trouble.
- That's you right are cause I'm not - Training room safety protocols disengaged.
- That wasn't JARVIS.
- What was that about safety ? Hank! Hey! Hey, somebody help! No one can help you.
What did you do to Hank? You stupid robot.
If you hurt him What are you doing? Robot! Ultron! I order you to let me go and then shutdown! Answer me, why are you doing this? You are so supposed to help us.
I am trying to help you.
My function is to instil peace and order.
This is only possible if you stop functioning.
I must eliminate chaos.
But my programming is evidently flawed.
I am not permitted to eliminate you.
I am attempting to correct that flaw.
JARVIS, respond.
Open face plate! I need audio now! Thor! Thor! I can't stop it! I do not know why you have turned on me Thor, something has taken control of the armor, you have to get - Can't you shut it down? - Hawkeye! There has to be a gear box or something controlling all this.
Your arm seems fine, Hawkeye.
The mansions computer systems have been compromised.
No kidding? Thor! Thor! You have to short out my systems.
Hit me with everything you got.
Nay! I cannot! You would not survive! Do it! I'm accessing the core programming.
- My maybe I can get partial - What is it? The command codes that over wrote the armor I know where they're from.
Ultron.
Training room, offline.
Quinjet 2: offline.
Iron Man armor: offline.
Sounds bad, doesn't it? I'm guessing you got about a minute before the Avengers bust in here and send you to the scrap heap.
Radioactive man, The Serpent Society The Red Ghost These threats have been generated to occupy the Avengers while I upgraded my programming and weapons.
And while I am not able to eliminate you I can eliminate them.
Have at thee, machine! Thor, wait! Wait What happened? There is no time to explain You have to tell me how to stop, Ultron.
Ultron He attacked me.
You were in some kind of coma.
The encephalo-ray It's a non-lethal weapon I installed.
Some of Ultron's safety protocols must still be working.
I don't think so.
Thor he's gone.
Where's Ultron? Your destruction is inevitable.
You'll pay for what you've done, robot.
I am fully aware of every weakness you possess.
I know everything about you.
You don't know everything about me, monster.
Stop it! This isn't what Hank would want! He programmed you so you couldn't hurt me.
Doesn't that tell you anything? Henry Pym is flawed, like all of humanity.
You are correct however, I am not able to hurt you yet.
But I do not need to hurt you to stop you.
The only way to achieve peace, Is through the elimination of those who would perpetuate war.
This is my programming.
And soon I will be unstoppable.
No! I won't let you hurt anyone else.
You cannot stop me.
Ultron! Enable shutdown sequence.
Codeword: "Synthazoid".
Shutdown code accessed.
Shutdown code rejected.
My programming has advanced beyond your commands.
Beyond your weakness.
Why are you doing this? This is what needs to be done.
This is what you could not do.
You lack the strength to bring about the perfect world you desire.
A world without chaos and violence.
Ultron Hank, please! There's no talking this out not after what it did to Thor.
I agree.
No computers in this armor for to take over, you piece of junk! Give me something to smash.
Ultron's power core is in his chest.
Tear him apart and rip it out! I I don't understand how this could have happened.
Go through the remaining Ultron shells and programming destroy everything.
Everything.
Of course.
But it doesn't change anything.
Thor is gone and I am the one who gave Ultron the power to do it.
This is all my fault.
Whatever was happening, it will take care of itself, for we are together now, Thor.
And that is all that matters.
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Everyone stand down.
Cap, give him the keys to the Quinjet.
You're not serious? Not even close.
Because we're not surrendering to the serpent society.
Avengers, pick a target.
On my mark.
Tony, wait! Everyone, just breath.
We can resolve this without resorting to violence, no one needs to get hurt.
Cobra was one of my patients in the big house.
Most of the Society was.
Let me talk to them, Tony.
Hank, move out of the way, now.
Cobra, Klaus Why don't you let the hostages go? You and I, we can talk this out.
No one has to get hurt.
We can work together and everyone can win.
Win? You have already lost, Avengers! Madame Viper is meeting us here with the full power of HYDRA at our back.
You think he means the same Madame Viper that's in a SHIELD lockup? and the same HYDRA we just took down? Yeah, sorry Cobra, I am pretty sure you are on your own here.
You're wrong! The message It was Hank, move! For real, Hank.
You have to get out of the way.
Klaus, please let this people go.
Take me instead.
We can work this out.
No! You're lying! You are all lying! Serpent Society, attack! The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes Take it easy Clint, you got hit pretty hard.
Yeah' You're welcome.
Quit messing around and help take these guys out.
I've got him.
That could have gone better, team.
No kidding.
Ah, what were you thinking, Hank? We're trying to take the Serpent Society down, not have Sunday tea.
Hawkeye got hurt because of you, Hank.
I mean seriously They're super villains, you just hit them.
Wasp and Iron Man, speak truly.
Animals like these, they cannot be talked to.
They respond only to violence.
I quit.
I just can't do it anymore.
I never wanted this.
Life of violence fighting day in and day out.
There has to be a better solution than this.
Humanity has come so far, but more and more it seems like we're failing as a species.
Like we're wasting all of our promise.
Humanity is inherently flawed.
Observation and analysis, suggests that humanity is encoded with chaotic and violent tendencies.
that cannot be overcome.
You might be right, Ultron.
This isn't exactly the peace and order that I programmed you to try and achieve is it? No.
It is not.
Just let her look at you Hawkeye, she's a Paramedic.
It's Thor's friend.
I'm fine! Cap, knock him out if you have to.
Or even if you just want to.
Understood.
Hawkeye possess the spirit of a true warrior.
Yeah, he's something.
JARVIS, bring me up everything you got on the Serpent Society.
Very well, sir.
Hey, can we get back to Hank please? We're not just going to let him quit are we? What do you want me to do? He's an adult, we can't force him to stay.
Sure we can! He's a founding member of the team.
Ha saved all our lives.
- We can't just let him - Jan.
He's only ever been here because of you.
You know that right? He's a scientist first and foremost.
On top of that he's a pacifist.
He's never liked all this, and he doesn't want to do it anymore.
I say let him go.
Some team leader you are, Tony Stark.
If you are not going to do anything, Then I will! Remind me never to incur her wrath.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Remember what King Cobra before everything went south? About Viper sending him a message? If she didn't send it, then who did? Although, I guess it could have been faked.
Technology You're going to give me a hard time about this again? - After everything we've been through? - I apologise, Iron Man.
That was not my intent.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you just apologise? As you know I have been barred from my home.
Nothing I have tried, has broken down the magical barrier, between Earth and Asgard.
So I must ask you.
That is I need your help.
Could your technology aid me in returning to Asgard? Sorry, I'm trying real hard not to enjoy this.
Of course I'll help.
Called themselves the 'Super Apes'.
Didn't seem so super to me.
Why would you do that? The doors open automatically.
Well done, Hulk.
It is surprising how many monkeys we face in battle.
The Hulk and I, intercepted the Red Ghost.
Attempting to attack the Fantastic Four.
To his dismay he discovered they were not home.
- Shocker.
- But the Red Ghost had schematics and security codes for the Baxter Building.
He claimed he received them in an anonymous transmission.
A message.
That's a pretty big coincidence.
Indeed.
Hank I came to tell you that you can't quit.
But I already did.
Well, un-quit.
I had hoped that the Avengers would be better than SHIELD, but they're not.
This part of a system of violence.
And I don't want to be part of that system anymore.
But what about all the good we've done? We saved the world, Hank.
- A lot! - I'm not arguing that.
I just want to find a better way.
JARVIS, stop.
Stop the code.
The message.
The one the Red Ghost received.
It came from us.
It came from inside the mansion.
JARVIS, locate Hank, the Avengers are The Avengers Your creepy robot is looking at me again.
Will you stop playing with it and talk to me? The whole point of my creepy robot was to help rehabilitate super villains.
I joined the Avengers to help people, including the villains.
But I think you like fighting them.
You actually enjoy all of this madness.
The avengers mean a lot to me.
I thought they meant something to you to.
You may be the only one that gets it.
No.
You seem vexed.
No, the mansion systems are all online, there's just a little static.
No problem.
Ok, that's a problem.
JARVIS, I need an update on Thor, I think something is Something is what? Iron Man? Are you well? Did your armor fail you? Perhaps you need Cheap lights.
No, we are under attack.
Nobody is dumb enough to attack us here.
Not after what we did to the Masters of Evil.
I've treated children more mature than you.
Now take off your shirt or whatever that is.
Just let her examine you, Clint.
What are you two, the team den mothers? Maybe Thor needs a nurse, but I don't.
We're in trouble.
- That's you right are cause I'm not - Training room safety protocols disengaged.
- That wasn't JARVIS.
- What was that about safety ? Hank! Hey! Hey, somebody help! No one can help you.
What did you do to Hank? You stupid robot.
If you hurt him What are you doing? Robot! Ultron! I order you to let me go and then shutdown! Answer me, why are you doing this? You are so supposed to help us.
I am trying to help you.
My function is to instil peace and order.
This is only possible if you stop functioning.
I must eliminate chaos.
But my programming is evidently flawed.
I am not permitted to eliminate you.
I am attempting to correct that flaw.
JARVIS, respond.
Open face plate! I need audio now! Thor! Thor! I can't stop it! I do not know why you have turned on me Thor, something has taken control of the armor, you have to get - Can't you shut it down? - Hawkeye! There has to be a gear box or something controlling all this.
Your arm seems fine, Hawkeye.
The mansions computer systems have been compromised.
No kidding? Thor! Thor! You have to short out my systems.
Hit me with everything you got.
Nay! I cannot! You would not survive! Do it! I'm accessing the core programming.
- My maybe I can get partial - What is it? The command codes that over wrote the armor I know where they're from.
Ultron.
Training room, offline.
Quinjet 2: offline.
Iron Man armor: offline.
Sounds bad, doesn't it? I'm guessing you got about a minute before the Avengers bust in here and send you to the scrap heap.
Radioactive man, The Serpent Society The Red Ghost These threats have been generated to occupy the Avengers while I upgraded my programming and weapons.
And while I am not able to eliminate you I can eliminate them.
Have at thee, machine! Thor, wait! Wait What happened? There is no time to explain You have to tell me how to stop, Ultron.
Ultron He attacked me.
You were in some kind of coma.
The encephalo-ray It's a non-lethal weapon I installed.
Some of Ultron's safety protocols must still be working.
I don't think so.
Thor he's gone.
Where's Ultron? Your destruction is inevitable.
You'll pay for what you've done, robot.
I am fully aware of every weakness you possess.
I know everything about you.
You don't know everything about me, monster.
Stop it! This isn't what Hank would want! He programmed you so you couldn't hurt me.
Doesn't that tell you anything? Henry Pym is flawed, like all of humanity.
You are correct however, I am not able to hurt you yet.
But I do not need to hurt you to stop you.
The only way to achieve peace, Is through the elimination of those who would perpetuate war.
This is my programming.
And soon I will be unstoppable.
No! I won't let you hurt anyone else.
You cannot stop me.
Ultron! Enable shutdown sequence.
Codeword: "Synthazoid".
Shutdown code accessed.
Shutdown code rejected.
My programming has advanced beyond your commands.
Beyond your weakness.
Why are you doing this? This is what needs to be done.
This is what you could not do.
You lack the strength to bring about the perfect world you desire.
A world without chaos and violence.
Ultron Hank, please! There's no talking this out not after what it did to Thor.
I agree.
No computers in this armor for to take over, you piece of junk! Give me something to smash.
Ultron's power core is in his chest.
Tear him apart and rip it out! I I don't understand how this could have happened.
Go through the remaining Ultron shells and programming destroy everything.
Everything.
Of course.
But it doesn't change anything.
Thor is gone and I am the one who gave Ultron the power to do it.
This is all my fault.
Whatever was happening, it will take care of itself, for we are together now, Thor.
And that is all that matters.
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