The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e22 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the brink!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers!
[hammering]
Yea, that oughta do it,
just wrap this around here.
Boy that was the
worst leak we ever fixed.
You're not kidding.
[ding dong]
Come in!
Could that is it?
Hello there, is this the
residence of Mario and Luigi?
Yes it is your
Extreme Rolly Pollyness.
Wow!
The Imperial Pooper, from
the Grand Order of Plumbers!
Ahhhhh!
None other.
Oh, we'll unclog
drains both day and night,
stuffed up toilets
cause no fright!
We'll stop all
drips within the hour,
restore hot water,
for you to shower.
Very good!
You may rise, oh loyal
servants of the sinks.
Thank you.
Oh great Imperial Shortness,
to what do we owe our eternal
gratitude for your
great presence here?
Yea, what's the big idea?
Proclamation.
It is with immense pleasure
that I do hereby decree,
Mario and Luigi, have been
chosen by the Grand Order of
Plumbers, to be
Plumbers of the Year.
Us!?
Us?
Plumbers of the Year?
None other.
Oh your Grand Imperialness,
this is a dream come true!
Not only that, it's
an honour and a half!
Of course.
Before I can award you, the
Plumbers of the Year trophy,
I must conduct the
imperial investigation;
just a routine inspection,
to confirm that you meet the
Grand Order, of Exacting
Standards of Excellence.
Oh no problem your
Extreme Cleanliness.
When is this investigation?
Now.
Now!?
Yes, if you are truly worthy
of being Plumbers of the Year,
you have nothing
to worry about,
nothing to worry about,
nothing to worry about.
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh!
Plumber's
log, number 704.
Our adventure loving group,
had arrived in Victoria;
land of mystery,
cloaks and daggers,
and screams in the night.
We have come to
seek, the help,
of the greatest
detective of all time,
Herlock Solmes.
Herlock Solmes said he'd meet
us on this street at midnight.
Maybe he can help us free our
people from the evil Koopa.
We gotta find the dude first.
This fog is thicker
than mushroom soup!
Did someone say soup?
I'll have mine, with a
double order of spaghetti!
Gee that Mario.
He can pulverize a pasta
factory and still have room
for dessert.
[Voice:] Help!
Huh?
Whooooa!
Holy ravioli!
Someone's in trouble!
[Voice:] Heeelp!
This way!
Mysterious meat sauce!
Look!
[Princess:] It's
Herlock Solmes' hat,
and magnifying glass.
But where's Solmesy-wolmesy?
He must have been kidnapped!
K-k-kidnapped?
B-by who?
That I'm gonna find out, or
my name isn't Sherlock Mario.
[Koopa:] That lasagna loving
lunkhead will never find us
down here!
And with Herlock
Solmes my prisoner,
I can now commit the
criminal caper of the century!
You'll never get away
it Professor Kooparity.
Oh no?
And who's gonna stop me?
I'm afraid you're all
tied up at the moment.
[laughs]
[laughs]
All tied up!
[laughs]
That's a good one, boss.
[laughs]
Ouch!
So Mr. Smarty Pants Detective,
I'll bet you can't guess what
my next caper will be.
Elementary my dear Kooparity.
You're going to break into the
Tower of Victoria and steal a
new weapon: the Retro Reuter.
Alright, which one of you
bonehead blabbermouths spilled
the beans?
[laughs]
I bet it was Mouser.
Koopa Troopa's the bigmouth.
You're the one you
limburger eatin' liar.
It was elementary
my dear Kooparity.
That's just the kind of crime
a crafty Koopa would commit.
Quieeeeet!
You dimwitted dunderheads!
We got a Koopa
caper to commence!
[Princess:] So this is Herlock
Solmes' famous home on Bonkers
Street?
Hmmmm.
What are we searchin' for?
Elementary my dear fungus.
A clue.
Loony linguini, Mario
thinks that hat makes him a
detective.
Hmmm.
[grunting]
Don't give up!
A good detective
always uses his head.
Ouch!
Whooooa!
It's a dictator machine.
[Voice of Herlock Solmes:]
And
Kooparity's next move will be
to steal the Retro Reuter
from the Tower of Victoria.
Great garlic!
The Koopa's here in Victoria!
I'll bet he kidnapped Solmes!
Let's catch that crummy Koopa,
and cool his cockamamie crime.
[Mouser:] These disguises
were a great idea boss.
Of course it was a great
idea I thought of it didn't I?
Only a crafty Koopa could
figure out a way into the
Tower of Victoria.
Great balls of cheese!
Here's the Retro Reuter!
Magic potion, do your stuff!
[crash]
With this new weapon, I'm
gonna clog every drain in
Victoria and flood the
city with sewer water!
[laughs]
Not so fast, Koopa crabapple!
Rotten reptiles!
It's that pasta
eatin' plumber!
And his plumber's helpers.
Launch, the Koopa Pack attack!
[grunting]
Let's give
these Koopa clowns,
a taste of pasta power!
So, we meet again you
grouty green grease ball!
Ohh!
Too bad for you faucet face!
Three heads are
better than one!
Ha ha ha.
Hold still you freaky fungus!
[grunting]
Ahhh!
Calamitous calzone!
I've been disarm-eed.
Time to snare these
linguini lickin' losers.
Ahhhh!
We're trapped, like
hairballs in a drainpipe.
This time, I'm sending you
bilge brains to that great
waterworks in the sky!
[laughter]
[Princess:] You better let
us go Proferssor Kooparity,
or else!
You don't scare me you
linguini lickin' losers.
Uh oh!
Ultra bad scene, look!
[Koopa:] In a few moments,
you'll be sliced salami!
So long, gutted gophers!
What are we gonna do?
If only I could get the
meatball sandwich out of my
pocket.
Sufferin' spaghetti.
How could you think of
food at a time like this?
[straining]
Elementary my
dear Luigi, watch!
Whooooa!
[Mario:] Mamma mia!
Whoa!
That was a close shave dudes!
C'mon!
Let's catch that crummy Koopa!
The Retro Reuter's
almost hooked up boss.
Soon I'll be the vilest
villain to ever victimize
Victoria!
[laughs]
What do ya think of me
now Mr. Detective Defective?
Elementary my dear Kooparity.
You're a cross between a
lizard and an inferior species
of toad.
Your brain is
smaller than a peanut,
you got the lowest grades in
your school and hold the world
record for flunking
kindergarten the most times.
When you were little the other
Koopas nicknamed you lizard
lips and never let
you play with them.
You were a naughty lily
livered bullyboy and wet the
bed until you were 12.
[laughter]
Ho ho gee, he knows
you pretty good boss.
Ow!
Who asked you cheese breath?
Ahhhh!
Now get back to work, we've
got a Koopa caper to commence.
How are we gonna find
old Koopa Doopa's hideout?
Elementary my dear Toad,
we'll follow his trail.
Look!
A Koopa claw print.
The search is on!
Ahh.
[Mario:] The Koopa claw
prints, stop at this manhole.
Then down the hatch!
The Retro Reuter's ready boss.
Then let's sink this
city in sewer water!
[Mario:] Not so fast!
Hold it right
there, Koopa creepo!
Rotten cheese balls.
It's those pepperoni plumbers.
This time you eggplant
eating idiots are too late!
[laughs]
[gasp]
[whoosh]
Koopa Pack, attack!
Let's clobber these
Koopa clodhoppers!
Huh?
Whooooa!
Oof!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhh!
Oof!
[clapping]
Ahhh!
Oh!
Take that you Koopa crackpot!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
[crash]
[Princess:] Look!
The water's draining
back into the sewers!
Kooparity, your
Koopa caper is kaput.
Then as the old saying goes:
He who koops and runs away,
lives to koop another day!
[Toad:] Whoa!
He's escaping
into a warp zone!
Frustratin' fettuccini,
Koopa's got away again!
Yes, but it's the last time
that villain will ever visit
Victoria!
[Herlock Solmes:] Thank you
for saving Victoria from that
renegade reptile.
Don't mention it
detective dude.
There must be some food
around here somewhere.
Hmm, looks like a lunchbox.
Mario!
Don't put your hand in there!
Chomp!
Yeooow!
That's the Killer
Kitty of the Kaskervilles!
Pull!
Pull!
Pull!
[grunting]
This is the first time
my lunch ever took a bite,
out of me!
Well Mario and Luigi,
you sure run a tight ship.
Thank you Your
Imperial Pooperness.
It looks like you
boys truly are worthy.
Congratula--
Uh oh
Uh oh?
Uh oh.
Uh oh!
It looks like your
pipe's sprung a leak.
Oh no Your
Extreme Waterfulness,
it's just a trickle.
Yea a trickle, I'm
afraid this changes things.
Apparently you don't
have what it takes!
Oh oh no, I can fix
that in a minute.
Watch this!
The only thing that
could cheer me up right now,
are some scenes from
the next Legend of Zelda.
This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,
the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.
[laughter]
Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
forever, you
must help me Link!
Hey for you Zelda?
Anything!
Hey!
[gasp]
Ahhh!
Let me go Marblehead!
Ow my toes!
[gasp]
Ahhh!
Link!
Ahhhh!
On my way Princess!
Ahhhh!
Oh!
I certainly hope that
Zelda and Link get here soon.
It's no good the pipe
strands are stripped.
Yea, and we're all
out of putty compound.
You'll never fix this
leak, it's a flood!
Yea well don't panic.
Mario!
Get the leftover pizza!
This is no time for snacks!
Oh snacks, snacks.
Hurry up, hurry up!
Good thing we ordered
pizza with extra cheese.
Ah ha!
There we go.
[laughs]
That's really impressive.
I want to tell
you I'm impressed,
that's remarkable.
That was the most inventive
use of available material,
I've ever seen a
plumber employ!
Luigi and Mario, in light
of recent developments,
you have demonstrated, beyond
a shadow of a doubt that you
are in fact, worthy of the
title of Plumbers of the Year.
And it is a great honour
that I hereby convey to you,
by virtue of the power
invested to me by the Grand
Order of Plumbers, a
set of steak knives,
dices, hand
choppers you see them on tv.
Allow 6 to 8
weeks for delivery,
I know pronounce you,
Plumbers of the Year.
Thank you Oh Grand
Imperial Pooper!
You are the poopiest.
[hiss]
[creak]
Oh here we go again!
Hello there this is a
plumbing emergency!
I'd like to order
ten pizzas to go!
Right away!
With cheese, with cheese.
Cheese!
I got it.
'Til next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪