A Couple of Cuckoos (2022) s01e23 Episode Script
What should we do now?
1
It's the beach!
Why did you tell Segawa-san
that we're living together?
So she would help me study.
Do it again, and I'll put a curse on you.
What kind of sister is
Sachi-san to you, Umino-kun?
What kind?
It's just that she seems
to be in love with you.
She obviously just sees you as a rival.
Is there even anything about you
that a girl would like?
Since you say you're not interested
Can I have Umino-kun?
I remember now.
That's definitely it.
I was here with Onii-chan.
That was fun.
Our ride should be here soon.
Already?
That trip went by so fast.
So how'd the search for your brother go?
Well
We asked around this morning, too
He looks like this guy.
Haven't seen him.
But no one knew anything.
At the very least, we know
he was here three days ago.
Which means he's in Japan, right?
I really thought he was overseas.
Yeah.
I'm glad I have you, though, Nagi-kun.
I'm ready to keep looking.
Yup.
There's our car.
You're in charge of the luggage, Onii.
Fine, fine.
Man, I'm so sleepy.
Just a second.
Umino-kun and I are going
to take the train home.
What?
What's this about?
Sorry, there's somewhere
we want to check out.
Wh-What she said.
O-Okay.
Maoka Shrine
A shrine?
Yeah. To collect the shrine stamp.
Did you bring yours?
Right. I see.
What was I expecting?
I brought mine, of course.
I didn't think there'd be
a shrine out here, though.
Right?
I stumbled upon it yesterday.
I'll race you to the grounds!
We're doing this again?!
Thank you for guiding us here.
We got here because it was meant to be.
Meant to be?
I'm the heir to a shrine, after all.
Right. You are.
Academic success Academic success
Academic Success, Academic Success, Academic Success
Relationship
Success
Relationship success
Segawa-san
Segawa-san!
Dating
Dating!
Want to go
out with her
I want to go out with her!
First place or bust!
Wh-What are you wishing for, Segawa-san?
I didn't wish for anything.
I'm just expressing my gratitude
for having made it here.
I'm so filled with desires
Disgraceful!
Worship
Maoka Shrine
It's such a pretty stamp.
Go us, right, Umino-kun?
We got a stamp.
Now that we've completed our goal of
getting the stamp, what do we do next?
Go for lunch?
More stamps?
Well, Umino-kun, wanna go home?
We have plenty of time to catch the train.
It really was just for the stamp.
No way! Really?
She definitely asked if
she could have Umino-kun.
She passed out right after, though.
Does that mean she likes Onii?
I-I think so.
I didn't realize anyone like that even existed.
Man, there's no way.
I'm pretty sure she was half-asleep.
I mean, Hiro-chan's popular at school.
She's way out of his league.
Why would she go after Nagi-kun, right?
Exactly, right?
There's no way she's in love with that
gloomy, inconsiderate, nerdy loner.
Onii's content just studying
for the rest of his life.
Highway Conditions
Heavy Rain / Wind
Warning in Effect
Keep Out
Sanpa Station
The station's closed
Wh-What the heck?! It's still the afternoon!
Umino-kun.
Trains are currently canceled
due to heavy winds.
Resumption time is currently unknown.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
What do we do now?
D
"Do"?! There's nothing we can do!
I'm just kidding.
Let me take care of this.
Ahem
Th-That was close.
I was about to embarrass myself
freaking out and giving up.
Let's stay calm and look for a train first.
You should definitely calm down.
This is tough.
There are no buses that go to Tokyo.
And a taxi would cost too much.
You can't be serious.
It's going to be a while, isn't it?
Yeah
Think
Think!
We can't stay here forever.
Our clothes are wet, too.
What if Segawa-san catches a cold?
Umino-kun
What should we do now?
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no, Erika-onee!
Look at this!
Seigenkan
Seigenkan
Onii
White Rice
We're staying the night
Seigenkan
They're open!
Thank goodness.
That was scary for a moment, huh?
We can't exactly camp out in the rain.
True.
Good thing we caught a break.
Yeah.
I never thought I'd end up spending
a night out with Segawa-san.
I want to grow up already!
No, no!
That's not what she meant!
Umino-kun
Yes, ma'am.
Please fill out this form.
Accommodation Card
Representative
Name (age)
Accompanying members
Name (age)
Name (age)
Name (age)
Name (age)
Name (age)
Right, our addresses and stuff.
Age
Accompanying members
Is something the matter?
N-No
Don't tell me
We will not accept a high
school male and female.
Are we going to get kicked out?!
Let me.
Accommodation Card
Representative
Name
Umino Nagi
Accompanying
Members
Umino Hiro
S-Segawa
Here you go.
Just a moment, please.
I-I see
Sir?
For two
No meals
Seigenkan
We ask for payment up front.
I'll take care of it.
I'm borrowing some money for
living expenses later, Hotel King!
What a relaxing room, huh?
Yeah.
A single Japanese-style room?
This room is
The tatami smells nice.
where I'm spending the
night with Segawa-san?!
Such a young couple.
Are you newlyweds?
Huh?!
We are.
We came to celebrate our marriage,
but it started raining really hard.
N-Newlyweds?!
Oh, to be young!
Well, enjoy your stay.
Thank you.
We made it through that, somehow.
My nerves
Sorry, though.
You're engaged to Erika-chan,
and I pretended we're married.
That's true
I can't believe an honor student
like you would lie so much.
You're actually a real crook.
You're an accomplice, then, Umino-kun.
I-Is that so?!
Tentative first-place crook.
Did you have to go that far?
I'm freezing. Wanna go to the baths?
Yes!
Men
Women
That was fast, Umino-kun.
Out already?
You're the fast one.
I think I won by a hair.
That was a race?
We gotta hang up our wet clothes
when we get back to our room.
Segawa-san in a yukata
Awesome!
Huh?
Did the inn set this up on purpose?!
We only get one futon, huh?
Y-Yeah, huh
By the way, Segawa-san
I won't go past this line.
So please rest assured.
Huh? Okay
What about when you're sleeping?
I won't sleep.
You don't need to be so considerate.
You didn't sleep much last
night either, did you?
S-Still, though
How did she know?
Besides, the tatami's nice.
I like Japanese-style rooms.
Right. They're the best.
G
u
u
r
g
l
e
So cute
There was a shop, wasn't there?
Seigenkan
Hot Spring Inn
"A"
Bonito
Pickled Plum
"A"
Access!
It's "S" next.
"S"
Special.
You said that one already.
"S" "S"
Spicy.
Yell.
That was fast!
"L" "L"
I can't
My lack of sleep is catching up to me.
I can't think straight.
How about "lizard"?
A home with a lizard is
a good home, you know.
It's a house of despair if you ask me!
You're so melodramatic.
Better let it out through the window.
You shouldn't touch it!
Sorry.
Deep.
We did a lot of bad things today, huh?
Wanna try doing more bad things?
Seriously, Onii
What does he mean, he's "staying the night"?!
He's obviously with Hiro-san!
It's raining. That's probably why.
Still, though
This isn't right!
Onii should just study
for the rest of his life.
Seigenkan
Hot Spring Inn
Wh-What do you mean by "bad things"?
Umino-kun
Your hand.
My hand?
A th-thousand yen?
Yeah.
H-High schoolers, a sleepover, no parents
You know what that means, right?
L
L?
Liquor.
Huh?
You're a real villain!
I totally thought
Segawa-san's been playing with me!
I-Is that wrong?
Yeah, it is!
What if they get suspicious
of us at the shop?
We're already lying about our age.
We're going to get reported!
I thought you'd play along, Umino-kun.
I will not.
I never thought you'd propose such a thing.
I'm shocked.
You're right.
Am I too bad for you?
You are.
You're smart and athletic and
cute and popular at school.
How could someone like you be drinking?!
It's tiring being a model
student all the time, though.
I wanted to lie to the grown-ups and do
something that'll get me in trouble for once.
What's wrong is wrong, no matter the reason.
You're right
But
I like you when you're bad, too.
I'll stop you if you start
drinking in front of me, though.
Fine, Umino-kun. I get it.
I'll stick with sake, then.
You don't "get" anything!
Police!
Huh? What?
Did I just hear "police"?
It really is!
Don't bother trying to resist.
Open up!
Did the inn report us?
Why?!
But we paid for our stay!
We lied about our age, though.
Expelled?
I heard Segawa-san and Umino-kun
lied about their age and slept out.
I heard they were drinking, too.
Wow, that model student? Seriously?
Wait, why would they get expelled for that?
Their lives are over.
Sorry, Umino-kun
My parents told me to stay away from you.
Wait! Segawa-san!
I'm going to marry the
person I'm engaged to now.
I hope you find happiness with Erika-chan.
Umino-kun?
Let's run!
How?
Through the window!
Get your stuff!
But we're on the second floor.
Police!
You're under arrest!
Amano-san? Sachi?
Apprehend the suspect!
We caught you red-han—
Why are you naked, Nagi-kun?!
Wait Did you two
N-No! I was getting changed in a hurry!
Police!
Onii's conked out.
He looked sleepy all day.
So, Hiro-san
What exactly happened between
you and Onii today, anyway?
You know, stuff.
Stuff?!
You know, though, Umino-kun's
a boy after all.
What's that mean?!
It's the beach!
Why did you tell Segawa-san
that we're living together?
So she would help me study.
Do it again, and I'll put a curse on you.
What kind of sister is
Sachi-san to you, Umino-kun?
What kind?
It's just that she seems
to be in love with you.
She obviously just sees you as a rival.
Is there even anything about you
that a girl would like?
Since you say you're not interested
Can I have Umino-kun?
I remember now.
That's definitely it.
I was here with Onii-chan.
That was fun.
Our ride should be here soon.
Already?
That trip went by so fast.
So how'd the search for your brother go?
Well
We asked around this morning, too
He looks like this guy.
Haven't seen him.
But no one knew anything.
At the very least, we know
he was here three days ago.
Which means he's in Japan, right?
I really thought he was overseas.
Yeah.
I'm glad I have you, though, Nagi-kun.
I'm ready to keep looking.
Yup.
There's our car.
You're in charge of the luggage, Onii.
Fine, fine.
Man, I'm so sleepy.
Just a second.
Umino-kun and I are going
to take the train home.
What?
What's this about?
Sorry, there's somewhere
we want to check out.
Wh-What she said.
O-Okay.
Maoka Shrine
A shrine?
Yeah. To collect the shrine stamp.
Did you bring yours?
Right. I see.
What was I expecting?
I brought mine, of course.
I didn't think there'd be
a shrine out here, though.
Right?
I stumbled upon it yesterday.
I'll race you to the grounds!
We're doing this again?!
Thank you for guiding us here.
We got here because it was meant to be.
Meant to be?
I'm the heir to a shrine, after all.
Right. You are.
Academic success Academic success
Academic Success, Academic Success, Academic Success
Relationship
Success
Relationship success
Segawa-san
Segawa-san!
Dating
Dating!
Want to go
out with her
I want to go out with her!
First place or bust!
Wh-What are you wishing for, Segawa-san?
I didn't wish for anything.
I'm just expressing my gratitude
for having made it here.
I'm so filled with desires
Disgraceful!
Worship
Maoka Shrine
It's such a pretty stamp.
Go us, right, Umino-kun?
We got a stamp.
Now that we've completed our goal of
getting the stamp, what do we do next?
Go for lunch?
More stamps?
Well, Umino-kun, wanna go home?
We have plenty of time to catch the train.
It really was just for the stamp.
No way! Really?
She definitely asked if
she could have Umino-kun.
She passed out right after, though.
Does that mean she likes Onii?
I-I think so.
I didn't realize anyone like that even existed.
Man, there's no way.
I'm pretty sure she was half-asleep.
I mean, Hiro-chan's popular at school.
She's way out of his league.
Why would she go after Nagi-kun, right?
Exactly, right?
There's no way she's in love with that
gloomy, inconsiderate, nerdy loner.
Onii's content just studying
for the rest of his life.
Highway Conditions
Heavy Rain / Wind
Warning in Effect
Keep Out
Sanpa Station
The station's closed
Wh-What the heck?! It's still the afternoon!
Umino-kun.
Trains are currently canceled
due to heavy winds.
Resumption time is currently unknown.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
What do we do now?
D
"Do"?! There's nothing we can do!
I'm just kidding.
Let me take care of this.
Ahem
Th-That was close.
I was about to embarrass myself
freaking out and giving up.
Let's stay calm and look for a train first.
You should definitely calm down.
This is tough.
There are no buses that go to Tokyo.
And a taxi would cost too much.
You can't be serious.
It's going to be a while, isn't it?
Yeah
Think
Think!
We can't stay here forever.
Our clothes are wet, too.
What if Segawa-san catches a cold?
Umino-kun
What should we do now?
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no, Erika-onee!
Look at this!
Seigenkan
Seigenkan
Onii
White Rice
We're staying the night
Seigenkan
They're open!
Thank goodness.
That was scary for a moment, huh?
We can't exactly camp out in the rain.
True.
Good thing we caught a break.
Yeah.
I never thought I'd end up spending
a night out with Segawa-san.
I want to grow up already!
No, no!
That's not what she meant!
Umino-kun
Yes, ma'am.
Please fill out this form.
Accommodation Card
Representative
Name (age)
Accompanying members
Name (age)
Name (age)
Name (age)
Name (age)
Name (age)
Right, our addresses and stuff.
Age
Accompanying members
Is something the matter?
N-No
Don't tell me
We will not accept a high
school male and female.
Are we going to get kicked out?!
Let me.
Accommodation Card
Representative
Name
Umino Nagi
Accompanying
Members
Umino Hiro
S-Segawa
Here you go.
Just a moment, please.
I-I see
Sir?
For two
No meals
Seigenkan
We ask for payment up front.
I'll take care of it.
I'm borrowing some money for
living expenses later, Hotel King!
What a relaxing room, huh?
Yeah.
A single Japanese-style room?
This room is
The tatami smells nice.
where I'm spending the
night with Segawa-san?!
Such a young couple.
Are you newlyweds?
Huh?!
We are.
We came to celebrate our marriage,
but it started raining really hard.
N-Newlyweds?!
Oh, to be young!
Well, enjoy your stay.
Thank you.
We made it through that, somehow.
My nerves
Sorry, though.
You're engaged to Erika-chan,
and I pretended we're married.
That's true
I can't believe an honor student
like you would lie so much.
You're actually a real crook.
You're an accomplice, then, Umino-kun.
I-Is that so?!
Tentative first-place crook.
Did you have to go that far?
I'm freezing. Wanna go to the baths?
Yes!
Men
Women
That was fast, Umino-kun.
Out already?
You're the fast one.
I think I won by a hair.
That was a race?
We gotta hang up our wet clothes
when we get back to our room.
Segawa-san in a yukata
Awesome!
Huh?
Did the inn set this up on purpose?!
We only get one futon, huh?
Y-Yeah, huh
By the way, Segawa-san
I won't go past this line.
So please rest assured.
Huh? Okay
What about when you're sleeping?
I won't sleep.
You don't need to be so considerate.
You didn't sleep much last
night either, did you?
S-Still, though
How did she know?
Besides, the tatami's nice.
I like Japanese-style rooms.
Right. They're the best.
G
u
u
r
g
l
e
So cute
There was a shop, wasn't there?
Seigenkan
Hot Spring Inn
"A"
Bonito
Pickled Plum
"A"
Access!
It's "S" next.
"S"
Special.
You said that one already.
"S" "S"
Spicy.
Yell.
That was fast!
"L" "L"
I can't
My lack of sleep is catching up to me.
I can't think straight.
How about "lizard"?
A home with a lizard is
a good home, you know.
It's a house of despair if you ask me!
You're so melodramatic.
Better let it out through the window.
You shouldn't touch it!
Sorry.
Deep.
We did a lot of bad things today, huh?
Wanna try doing more bad things?
Seriously, Onii
What does he mean, he's "staying the night"?!
He's obviously with Hiro-san!
It's raining. That's probably why.
Still, though
This isn't right!
Onii should just study
for the rest of his life.
Seigenkan
Hot Spring Inn
Wh-What do you mean by "bad things"?
Umino-kun
Your hand.
My hand?
A th-thousand yen?
Yeah.
H-High schoolers, a sleepover, no parents
You know what that means, right?
L
L?
Liquor.
Huh?
You're a real villain!
I totally thought
Segawa-san's been playing with me!
I-Is that wrong?
Yeah, it is!
What if they get suspicious
of us at the shop?
We're already lying about our age.
We're going to get reported!
I thought you'd play along, Umino-kun.
I will not.
I never thought you'd propose such a thing.
I'm shocked.
You're right.
Am I too bad for you?
You are.
You're smart and athletic and
cute and popular at school.
How could someone like you be drinking?!
It's tiring being a model
student all the time, though.
I wanted to lie to the grown-ups and do
something that'll get me in trouble for once.
What's wrong is wrong, no matter the reason.
You're right
But
I like you when you're bad, too.
I'll stop you if you start
drinking in front of me, though.
Fine, Umino-kun. I get it.
I'll stick with sake, then.
You don't "get" anything!
Police!
Huh? What?
Did I just hear "police"?
It really is!
Don't bother trying to resist.
Open up!
Did the inn report us?
Why?!
But we paid for our stay!
We lied about our age, though.
Expelled?
I heard Segawa-san and Umino-kun
lied about their age and slept out.
I heard they were drinking, too.
Wow, that model student? Seriously?
Wait, why would they get expelled for that?
Their lives are over.
Sorry, Umino-kun
My parents told me to stay away from you.
Wait! Segawa-san!
I'm going to marry the
person I'm engaged to now.
I hope you find happiness with Erika-chan.
Umino-kun?
Let's run!
How?
Through the window!
Get your stuff!
But we're on the second floor.
Police!
You're under arrest!
Amano-san? Sachi?
Apprehend the suspect!
We caught you red-han—
Why are you naked, Nagi-kun?!
Wait Did you two
N-No! I was getting changed in a hurry!
Police!
Onii's conked out.
He looked sleepy all day.
So, Hiro-san
What exactly happened between
you and Onii today, anyway?
You know, stuff.
Stuff?!
You know, though, Umino-kun's
a boy after all.
What's that mean?!