Bunnicula (2016) s01e23 Episode Script
Ghost Pepper
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS)
Believe it or not,
all this produce came from
our little garden out back.
We've got tomatoes,
and cilantro
and if you're really brave,
you can try
the infamous ghost pepper.
(STUTTERS) Ooh, yeah,
uh, I'm not really brave.
Let me try that.
Becky, kanpai!
(CHOKING AND SHOUTING)
It burns!
(COUGHING)
(GASPING) Only milk
can tame the beast.
Well, I hope you two nutsos
have learned your lesson
about hot peppers.
Definitely.
We're gonna need
some more milk for round two.
(GROWLS)
Hey! Hey! I really don't think
it's a good idea
to be stuffing hot peppers
in your face like that.
Can you imagine what would
happen if Bunnicula
ate one of those things?
It would be crazy!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(BURPS)
You got to admit, he makes it
look like a good time.
Harold, seriously, man.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(WHIMPERS) Only milk
can tame the beast.
(GROANS)
Well, I think Harold's
learned his lesson.
(GRUNTS)
Bunnicula, you enjoy
those peppers,
you little weirdo.
(CACKLES)
(CHEWING)
(LAUGHING)
Can you believe Bunnicula
put those peppers down
like that?
(GROANS)
Maybe vampires are impervious
to super-spicy foods.
Whatever it is, it looks like
we found a vegetable
that doesn't cause
terrible things to happen.
(FARTS)
(COUGHING) Terrible things
to happen to Bunnicula.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
Harold! Are you seeing this?
I'm seeing it.
(SCREAMS)
Put it out!
This is Mina's room.
Not for long. Once I'm done,
this room and everything
in the Orlock apartments
will be toast! (LAUGHS)
How dare you talk about
toast that way?
(BARKS)
(MOANS)
(STAMMERING)
What was that thing?
I don't know,
but he's starting to
burn me up.
Well, we gotta stop it!
But I'm not going out there
unprepared.
-(SIZZLING)
-Huh?
Hmm?
(SNIFFS) Ah-ha!
(LAUGHS)
(TEA KETTLE WHISTLES)
(BARKS)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Oh, that's embarrassing.
Stay calm, Chester. Stay calm.
(SCREAMS)
Chester, this is no time
to be sleeping.
It's after Bunnicula.
-Bunnic?
-What just happened?
(BURPS)
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, hey, Bunnic.
(MUMBLING)
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMING)
Somehow that thing
is connected to the peppers.
(YOWLS) Hot knob, hot knob!
(GHOST PEPPER CACKLING)
All right,
here's the plan, Harold.
I need you to get rid
of all those peppers.
I'm gonna see what I can do
about getting laughing-boy
in there to cool it.
Ah-ha!
(SCREAMS)
Uh-oh.
Spoilsport.
(MUMBLING)
(CACKLING)
Gettin' rid of peppers
Gettin' rid of peppers
gettin' rid of peppers
'Cause they're
catching things on fire ♪
(CACKLING)
That's right,
who's laughing now?
Ha! Gotcha!
(SCREAMS)
You're trapped.
Any last requests?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Actually, I ask only
what is rightfully mine.
You see, centuries ago,
this whole quarter was nothing
but vast pepper groves,
as far as the eye could see.
But the encroachment of man
forced we spirits
of the pepper
underground, dormant.
But now, thanks to
that veggie-sucking vampire,
I can manifest physically!
And once I use him, I
All right,
I didn't ask for an audiobook.
Sayonara.
Huh?
(LAUGHS)
Once your Bunnicula eats
enough peppers, I will reduce
the world of men to ash!
And what once was
shall be again!
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
(MUMBLES)
(PANTING)
Bunnicula?
Here, peppers! Here.
Oh, there's one.
Aw, it's way under there.
Oh!
(GHOST PEPPER CACKLING)
-(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHS)
Man, these peppers
are everywhere.
(CACKLING)
-(GASPS)
-Well, what are you doing?
(CHUCKLES)
Water I'm not doing?
-(LAUGHS)
-(SCREAMS)
I gotta put these peppers
where no one would think
to look for them.
Whoa!
-(SNARLS)
-Oh!
(BUNNICULA YELLS)
(CACKLING)
Harold, I told you
to get rid of the peppers.
Come on, man.
Flush them. Let's go.
I will.
I just, I can't believe that
Bunnicula's doing this.
He's not doing it.
This ghost pepper ghost
is just using him.
(MOANS)
Which gives me
an amazing idea.
(GRUNTS)
Now we're going to use
Bunnicula as bait.
(SIGHS)
(STRAINING)
Phew.
-(GHOST PEPPER LAUGHING)
-I hear him. Hide.
He's not gonna come in here.
What are you,
psychic all of a sudden?
I just think we need to
scare him in here.
I am not going back out there.
I don't know why
you're so scared of flaming,
laughing pepper ghosts.
Me? I'm the one that's been
chasing that thing around
while you've been failing
to throw peppers away.
Let's at least crack the door
so it can see us.
No! The bucket, dum-dum.
Dum-dum's not even a word.
That's a double negative.
-CHESTER: It's not really
a double negative.
-Hmm?
Well, I ain't not taking
grammar lessons
from the likes of you.
And why exactly (SCREAMS)
(GHOST PEPPER WHIMPERS)
(STRUGGLES)
Aw, what's the matter?
Can't make Bunnicula
eat more peppers?
One more pepper
and I will become
a self-sustaining spicy
source of evil!
Oh, yes. The peppers.
-We're fresh out!
-(TOILET FLUSHES)
Oh, dearie me.
Look at this.
There's one left.
If only you could eat it.
(GASPS) That is super
(COUGHS)
Chester, I don't think
it's a good idea to be
stuffing hot peppers
in your face like that.
(MEOWS LOUDLY)
Don't look at him!
Shut your eyes, Bunnicula!
Don't look at him,
no matter what happens!
(SCREAMING)
(CHUCKLES) Those peppers
are spicy, am I right?
Okay, I'm off to
the community garden
for more of those peppers.
They've got tons
and they're just
giving them away.
(GROWLING)
I need the pepper!
(CACKLING)
He's headed for the garden.
Come on, we gotta catch him.
-(BOTH PANTING)
-HAROLD: Oh, my legs.
Huh?
Milk!
Only milk can tame the beast.
-Milk, milk, milk.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
Wow, now!
(HONKING)
Ooh!
-(LAUGHING)
-CHESTER: Too late!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
Whoa!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
A-ha! This milk will put out
your fire for good, fiend.
No! Anything but milk!
Hmm.
Uh.
(SCREAMS)
Meet my plane, my good man.
A marvel of the 21st century.
If you'd have told me
six months ago,
I would have
Whiskey, Golf, Niner.
This is Moo Cow. Come in.
We're too heavy!
We've got to drop the cargo.
-(GROANS)
-Uh-oh.
(SCREAMS)
(SNIFFS)
(MUMBLES)
Yee-hah!
He's okay.
For a while there,
I wasn't sure we were
going to get you back.
(LAUGHS) Hey, what are
you guys doing down here?
Did you get so excited
for these peppers
that you followed me?
Well, I picked a whole bunch
more for you.
(GROWLS)
Hey, what in the world
happened out here?
(LAUGHS)
BOTH: Bunnicula, no!
Who delivers milk
in a truck anymore?
It's the 21st century. Huh?
Don't let them get anywhere
near Bunnicula!
Uh, I don't think
it's a good idea
-to be stuffing hot peppers
in your faces.
-(EXPLOSION)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS)
Believe it or not,
all this produce came from
our little garden out back.
We've got tomatoes,
and cilantro
and if you're really brave,
you can try
the infamous ghost pepper.
(STUTTERS) Ooh, yeah,
uh, I'm not really brave.
Let me try that.
Becky, kanpai!
(CHOKING AND SHOUTING)
It burns!
(COUGHING)
(GASPING) Only milk
can tame the beast.
Well, I hope you two nutsos
have learned your lesson
about hot peppers.
Definitely.
We're gonna need
some more milk for round two.
(GROWLS)
Hey! Hey! I really don't think
it's a good idea
to be stuffing hot peppers
in your face like that.
Can you imagine what would
happen if Bunnicula
ate one of those things?
It would be crazy!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(BURPS)
You got to admit, he makes it
look like a good time.
Harold, seriously, man.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(WHIMPERS) Only milk
can tame the beast.
(GROANS)
Well, I think Harold's
learned his lesson.
(GRUNTS)
Bunnicula, you enjoy
those peppers,
you little weirdo.
(CACKLES)
(CHEWING)
(LAUGHING)
Can you believe Bunnicula
put those peppers down
like that?
(GROANS)
Maybe vampires are impervious
to super-spicy foods.
Whatever it is, it looks like
we found a vegetable
that doesn't cause
terrible things to happen.
(FARTS)
(COUGHING) Terrible things
to happen to Bunnicula.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
Harold! Are you seeing this?
I'm seeing it.
(SCREAMS)
Put it out!
This is Mina's room.
Not for long. Once I'm done,
this room and everything
in the Orlock apartments
will be toast! (LAUGHS)
How dare you talk about
toast that way?
(BARKS)
(MOANS)
(STAMMERING)
What was that thing?
I don't know,
but he's starting to
burn me up.
Well, we gotta stop it!
But I'm not going out there
unprepared.
-(SIZZLING)
-Huh?
Hmm?
(SNIFFS) Ah-ha!
(LAUGHS)
(TEA KETTLE WHISTLES)
(BARKS)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Oh, that's embarrassing.
Stay calm, Chester. Stay calm.
(SCREAMS)
Chester, this is no time
to be sleeping.
It's after Bunnicula.
-Bunnic?
-What just happened?
(BURPS)
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, hey, Bunnic.
(MUMBLING)
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMING)
Somehow that thing
is connected to the peppers.
(YOWLS) Hot knob, hot knob!
(GHOST PEPPER CACKLING)
All right,
here's the plan, Harold.
I need you to get rid
of all those peppers.
I'm gonna see what I can do
about getting laughing-boy
in there to cool it.
Ah-ha!
(SCREAMS)
Uh-oh.
Spoilsport.
(MUMBLING)
(CACKLING)
Gettin' rid of peppers
Gettin' rid of peppers
gettin' rid of peppers
'Cause they're
catching things on fire ♪
(CACKLING)
That's right,
who's laughing now?
Ha! Gotcha!
(SCREAMS)
You're trapped.
Any last requests?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Actually, I ask only
what is rightfully mine.
You see, centuries ago,
this whole quarter was nothing
but vast pepper groves,
as far as the eye could see.
But the encroachment of man
forced we spirits
of the pepper
underground, dormant.
But now, thanks to
that veggie-sucking vampire,
I can manifest physically!
And once I use him, I
All right,
I didn't ask for an audiobook.
Sayonara.
Huh?
(LAUGHS)
Once your Bunnicula eats
enough peppers, I will reduce
the world of men to ash!
And what once was
shall be again!
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
(MUMBLES)
(PANTING)
Bunnicula?
Here, peppers! Here.
Oh, there's one.
Aw, it's way under there.
Oh!
(GHOST PEPPER CACKLING)
-(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHS)
Man, these peppers
are everywhere.
(CACKLING)
-(GASPS)
-Well, what are you doing?
(CHUCKLES)
Water I'm not doing?
-(LAUGHS)
-(SCREAMS)
I gotta put these peppers
where no one would think
to look for them.
Whoa!
-(SNARLS)
-Oh!
(BUNNICULA YELLS)
(CACKLING)
Harold, I told you
to get rid of the peppers.
Come on, man.
Flush them. Let's go.
I will.
I just, I can't believe that
Bunnicula's doing this.
He's not doing it.
This ghost pepper ghost
is just using him.
(MOANS)
Which gives me
an amazing idea.
(GRUNTS)
Now we're going to use
Bunnicula as bait.
(SIGHS)
(STRAINING)
Phew.
-(GHOST PEPPER LAUGHING)
-I hear him. Hide.
He's not gonna come in here.
What are you,
psychic all of a sudden?
I just think we need to
scare him in here.
I am not going back out there.
I don't know why
you're so scared of flaming,
laughing pepper ghosts.
Me? I'm the one that's been
chasing that thing around
while you've been failing
to throw peppers away.
Let's at least crack the door
so it can see us.
No! The bucket, dum-dum.
Dum-dum's not even a word.
That's a double negative.
-CHESTER: It's not really
a double negative.
-Hmm?
Well, I ain't not taking
grammar lessons
from the likes of you.
And why exactly (SCREAMS)
(GHOST PEPPER WHIMPERS)
(STRUGGLES)
Aw, what's the matter?
Can't make Bunnicula
eat more peppers?
One more pepper
and I will become
a self-sustaining spicy
source of evil!
Oh, yes. The peppers.
-We're fresh out!
-(TOILET FLUSHES)
Oh, dearie me.
Look at this.
There's one left.
If only you could eat it.
(GASPS) That is super
(COUGHS)
Chester, I don't think
it's a good idea to be
stuffing hot peppers
in your face like that.
(MEOWS LOUDLY)
Don't look at him!
Shut your eyes, Bunnicula!
Don't look at him,
no matter what happens!
(SCREAMING)
(CHUCKLES) Those peppers
are spicy, am I right?
Okay, I'm off to
the community garden
for more of those peppers.
They've got tons
and they're just
giving them away.
(GROWLING)
I need the pepper!
(CACKLING)
He's headed for the garden.
Come on, we gotta catch him.
-(BOTH PANTING)
-HAROLD: Oh, my legs.
Huh?
Milk!
Only milk can tame the beast.
-Milk, milk, milk.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
Wow, now!
(HONKING)
Ooh!
-(LAUGHING)
-CHESTER: Too late!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
Whoa!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
A-ha! This milk will put out
your fire for good, fiend.
No! Anything but milk!
Hmm.
Uh.
(SCREAMS)
Meet my plane, my good man.
A marvel of the 21st century.
If you'd have told me
six months ago,
I would have
Whiskey, Golf, Niner.
This is Moo Cow. Come in.
We're too heavy!
We've got to drop the cargo.
-(GROANS)
-Uh-oh.
(SCREAMS)
(SNIFFS)
(MUMBLES)
Yee-hah!
He's okay.
For a while there,
I wasn't sure we were
going to get you back.
(LAUGHS) Hey, what are
you guys doing down here?
Did you get so excited
for these peppers
that you followed me?
Well, I picked a whole bunch
more for you.
(GROWLS)
Hey, what in the world
happened out here?
(LAUGHS)
BOTH: Bunnicula, no!
Who delivers milk
in a truck anymore?
It's the 21st century. Huh?
Don't let them get anywhere
near Bunnicula!
Uh, I don't think
it's a good idea
-to be stuffing hot peppers
in your faces.
-(EXPLOSION)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)