Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e23 Episode Script

1 [cheerful music.]
# Harvey # # Harvey # # Harvey # [slurping.]
[enthusiastic growling.]
Yum, yum, yum.
Mmm.
[gasps.]
Wha [sobbing.]
Foo, why are you crying? I told you, the economy is fine.
No, not that.
My ice cream is gone.
I ate it all, and now it's gone, and I can't have any, and it's gone! Aw, come on, dude.
That's how ice cream works.
Ugh, sheesh.
[sobbing.]
Hey, Foo.
Foo! Shewty pool reedy! Thoor new.
Theet's buteer.
Yoo leek looky boog deem soogy beeboo weenyu steert crooing looktheet.
- Yeer goony boo eekoi, keed.
- Yoo eestool meesmoo eescroom, beet oofeel buteer noow.
Um, excuse me? Is everything okay over here, sweetie? - What did you hear? - Uh You heard nothing! - I thought I heard someone cry - No! Bye.
[music.]
Wow, yoga really makes you feel amazing.
Oh! [chuckles.]
You know what's amazing is Jeremy's legs.
I didn't even know he had any until he put those Yoga pants on.
Uh, great job, everyone! I think this pose is called, uh, a Warrior Pose! Ha, all my poses are warrior poses.
Hyah! Next we'll do a a sun salutation.
- Wow.
What the heck is that? - Oh, I know! Thank you, sun.
Thank you for nurturing our crops and for putting life into my Earth vessel.
Remember what we talked about, Piri? No staring at the sun, okay? Okay, it looks like, to do this pose, you have to put your hands up and then you reach down, and ah! Oh no! [laughs.]
Foo, cheeck oot eet.
Ah! Class dismissed, everyone.
[grunting.]
[laughter.]
Jooreemoo heez ooo creezoo beet.
[laughter.]
Hey, Fee! I didn't know you were bilingual! See, these are the hidden talents I was telling you about! What were you saying anyways? Uh sorry, Harvey.
It's kind of Foo and I's secret, so Oh, okay.
Ha, who am I kiddin'? You're not gonna tell anyone.
So listen, Foo and I have a secret code.
Here, I'll teach you some.
Just say [whispering.]
Jooraymo hoos oo cressy beet? What does that mean? - It means, "Jeremy has a crazy butt.
" - What? [gasps.]
You made me say the B-word? - But wait! I said it in secret.
- Here, I'll teach you some more.
Fee, I got most of my body untangled.
Huh? [whispering.]
Hoolee.
Moo neemoos Heervoo! [dramatic tones.]
Yeah, so that's our language.
We call it Foofee.
- Fee! - Foo.
- Yee toot Heervoo Foofee? - Uh, yoo, weets thoo beeg dool? Eets oor soocreet loongreege.
- Whoo, cheel oot, meen.
- Noo! Yee chool eet! [arguing in Foofee.]
Uh, guys? Are you kidding me right now? This is so stupid.
Foo is mad that I taught you Foofee.
So now he's not talking to me anymore.
What am I supposed to do, Harvey? Hmm.
I think I may have an idea.
Fee, Foo, thank you for being here today.
Now I understand you two are having some [blows raspberry.]
communication problems.
Wouldn't be any problems if he'd just talk.
Well, I think I have a few exercises that can help you two crazy kids out.
- For example, let's try jumping! - Uh, okay.
- Nope, I'm still mad at him.
- No, JUMP! Just Understand Me, Please.
Foo, why don't you try "jumping," so Fee can understand how you feel.
- Zip.
- This isn't working, Harvey! Ah, don't worry, I came up with plenty of acronyms.
See, Fee? Acronyms are one of my hidden talents.
I got a better idea.
Yah! Just say somethin' already! Ooh, my name is Foo! And I'm a big dingus ding baaa! [gasps.]
[growls.]
Okay, let's all just take a deep breath, like I said, plenty of acronyms [growling.]
All right, Foo, my hand is forced to tickle! [laughing.]
[grunts.]
[laughing.]
[gasps.]
Ha! Made you talk.
Ugh, Foo! What the heck? Well, this isn't quite how I planned it.
What is the big deal? So what if I taught Harvey some Foofee? - Hey, Harvey! - Oh, not my tie! Want to learn some more Foofee? [gasps.]
I don't really want Aimoo beeyoo ee droonk aimee took yee hoom weethmoo ee goot meenoy eethu beenk shorty whootyee - You're not my sister anymore! - Huh? Hey, kids! What do you think of my new shirt? [growling.]
Well, I liked it.
Oh, no! Foo, wait! Don't go! [sniffles.]
Whatever.
If he doesn't want to be my brother, then then I'll just get a new one.
[plucky music.]
All right.
Welcome, everyone.
So here's the deal.
One of you lucky nerds is gonna get to be my new Foo! - What happened to original Foo? - Not important.
You promised snacks.
Where is the snacks? If you're gonna be the new Foo, you've got to eat sticks and dirt and stuff.
- So eat up.
- Forget that.
I'm out of here.
We got pot stickers at my house.
Oh, I think I get it, Fee.
You want us to devour the beauty of nature all around us.
- It's a feast of the spirit! - Wrong.
Rooter, your turn.
No way I'm eating these.
Hyah! They make great weapons.
[groans.]
Kratz, your turn.
Eat the - Kratz, did you eat the stick? - Yeah, five actually.
- I'm not picky.
- Nice.
All right, for your second test, you've got to be able to scream like Foo.
So let me hear you roar! La, la, la, la, la What? Ugh, Piri, no.
- Hey, check out this move.
- Ugh, nobody cares, Rooter.
What the heck? Shut up! You guys are having a talent show without me? [microphone feedback.]
[beat boxing.]
Unbelievable.
- All right, Kratz, you win, come on.
- I won something? Hm perfect.
Okay, but can I at least take my tail out of my pants? - No, Foo doesn't have a tail.
- Aw, darn.
But you know what Foo does have? Wrestling urges.
- No, thank you - Yah! - Ah! - Whoo-hoo! No, no, no, no, no Ugh! What was that? You're supposed to fight back.
Ugh, I think I'm dead.
Oh, come on.
The real Foo would just walk it off.
[groans.]
Come on.
Walk it off.
[grunts.]
- Hey, hey.
Is he okay? - [sighs.]
He's fine.
[groans.]
- Are you sure? - Yes, oh, my gosh.
Bye.
[sighs.]
Hey, Kratz, I don't think this is working out, - so you're fired.
- Thank you.
Fee, Fee! Pardon me, Kratz.
- Fee, I can't find Foo anywhere.
- What? - Wait, did you check the trash can? - Yes.
- Did you check all the trash cans? - Yes, I checked everywhere.
It's okay, Harvey.
I think I know where he is.
[solemn music.]
[sighs.]
Foo, we know you're in there.
- We really miss you, Foo.
- Yeah.
So come out already.
- Ugh.
- Maybe we can try asking him nicely? Fine.
[yells.]
Please stop being a doofus! No! [both scream.]
Whaaa! Foo! Watch out! [clunky music.]
Together: Phew.
Thank goodness he's oka Oh, my gosh! Phew.
- Oh, my heck! - What now? Oh, right through the mud.
Oh, man, he's gonna be filthy! Look! He's rolling right into Fogbark.
Uh-oh.
- Foo! - Foo! Come on, Foo.
Uh, Fee? I'm just as worried about him as you are, but we can't see anything.
If we keep going, we're just gonna get lost too.
So why don't we turn back, maybe go find a responsible adult? Sorry, Harvey, but I've let Foo down enough today.
We're not leaving Fogbark until we find him! [ominous music.]
[screams.]
There he is! Foo, I don't know if you can here me out there, but I'm sorry, man.
I only told Harvey about Foofee because he's like family, you know? So I thought it'd be okay to share it with him, but I should have asked you first.
I've been a lousy sister.
I'm supposed to take care of you and now I don't even know where you are and I just wish you'd say something.
Seemthoong! - Foo! - Fee! You're okay.
Listen, Eemsoo sirroo, Fee.
[speaking Foofee.]
[speaking Foofee.]
[laughter.]
Hey, wait.
Where's Harvey? Fee, I think the fog's clearing up.
Fee? [screams.]
[music.]
Hi.
My name's Harvey.
[cheerful music.]
[metal detector crackling.]
Okay, so the game is chicken.
The first guys to knock the other guys over, win! - Ready? - I'm ready.
I brought my big muscles.
Just kidding, they're just there so I don't drown.
Yeah, buddy.
Let's get this going.
Together: Team Harvey Dade! Activate! Both: Whoa! Whoa! Ah! - Yes.
- We're so good at this.
[laughter.]
Hey Harvey! Let's do our handshake! - You've been practicing, right, buddy? - You bet I have.
Together: One, two, three, four.
Up in a tree or down by the lake, Harvey and Dade have a friendship earthquake.
Five up top and down below, grab your partner, do-si-doe! The facts are in and we must conclude, Harvey and Dade are super cool dudes! Oh, I got to go to the bathroom.
I swallowed a lot of lake water.
Wow, a lesser man would have just gone in the water.
See ya, buddy! Best buddy.
[cheerful music.]
[laughter.]
- Hey, Mikey.
What's up? - Oh, hey, Dade.
Man oh man.
Me and Harvey, man.
Couple of best friends.
We're just like your snacks, two peas in a pod.
Wouldn't you wouldn't you agree? Meh.
- What? What is it? - Well, it's just that eh, don't worry about it.
It's nothing.
What? What? What is it? What? Nah, no, no, no, no.
Don't worry - No, don't worry about it.
- You You don't think me and Harvey are friends? No, no, no, you guys are, like, totally friends.
Ah, yeah, 'course we are.
[sips.]
I just, I don't think that you're best friends.
That's all.
What? Of course we're best friends! Harvey and I have so much in common.
We're basically like the same person! - All right, dude.
Just calm down.
- I am calm! I'll I'll prove it to you that me and Harvey are best friends! I'll prove it to you all.
This is completely unnecessary.
- Harvey and I just go so way back.
- Bye, Dade.
There you go, Kratz.
- Big and strong.
- Harvey! Harvey Ow! Ah! Hey, buddy.
I was wondering if you, uh, you want to go, you know, go hang out or something? We're hanging out right now.
Me, you, and Kratz.
Hi, Dade.
Well, I was just thinking we could have, like, a special best friend day, just you and me! - Ooh, that could be fun.
- I knew you were gonna say that.
Oh gosh, we are so on the same wavelength.
Don't you think so, Harvey? Don't you think so? - Um, yeah! - Let's go, buddy.
Bye, guys.
Um hello? [whimpers.]
[grunting.]
Nothin' like a couple of best buddies sharing a bike ride for two! Dude, do you know how to ride this thing? Okay, Harvey, you just got to tell me when you push down on your pedals, I'll push down on mine too.
Yeah, just me and my buddy, Harvey! We're best friends.
We're takin' a bike ride together [screams and thuds.]
Oh, dang it.
[laid back music.]
- Uh, you need any help? - No! [both grunting.]
When can we stop jump roping? When we prove it.
That's we're perfectly in sync.
Whoa! Just a dab of yellow ochre and you're done! Wow! What is it? It's a visual representation of love and cooperation.
- Thanks, Piri Piri.
- [gasps.]
Harvey, wait right there! I'm gonna get my face painted.
Hey, Harvey, it's me Harvey! [laughs.]
Just kidding, it's me, Dade.
Hey, what do you think? Whoa! [laughs.]
Dade, you are so weird.
[stomach growls.]
Oh, boy, I got to get some food in me.
You're hungry? I should've realized! Stupid Dade! Stupid, stupid, Dade! Hey, it's okay, man! Let's just go find some snacks.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Ice cream! Ice cream here and it's pretty good too.
Oh, man, I hope they have my favorite flavor.
Harvey's favorite ice cream? Think, Dade! Think! One mint chocolate chip, please! I love mint chocolate chip ice cream! Mint chocolate chip is my favorite.
type of ice cream.
[gasps.]
Let me know if you want to sample anything.
- Oh, okay.
- Mint chocolate chip! Two mint chocolate chips for two best buds.
Actually, I'll have a banana walnut, please.
One mint chocolate chip and one banana walnut.
You got banana walnut? Yeah, I'm kind of in a banana-y mood.
But, I-I didn't even know you liked banana walnut.
[chuckles.]
Me neither, but sometimes I like to switch it up.
- Come on, Dade.
- Switch it up? I didn't know Harvey liked to switch it up! Oh, man, maybe maybe we're not best friends.
Maybe we're just plain ol' friends! This is all your fault! I got to prove that Harvey and me are the same! Best friends who are fused as one being! The moat is connected to the drawbridge The drawbridge is connected to the front gate The front gate's connected to the courtyard Hey, Dade? Uh, what are you doing? I'm just gluin' us together, buddy.
- Just gluing us together forever.
- Um This is gonna be the best! [grunting.]
Phew.
Why are we doing this again? Because we're inseparable best friends.
Come on! - My back kind of hurts.
- It does? Oh, okay, well, why don't we try going for a swim? Yeah, let's swim in the lake as one entity.
[both screaming.]
Okay, that didn't work out so well.
[grunts.]
Whoa! I'm sorry, buddy, but I think we need to take a break.
[grunting.]
[screams.]
Whoa.
Dade? Are you okay? No, Harvey.
No, I'm not.
Mikey was right.
We're not best friends.
Everything I thought we had together - it was all lies and fantasy.
- Wait, Mikey said what now? Shush that pretty little mouth of yours.
I won't hold you back any longer.
Good-bye forever.
Oh and Harvey, keep my fur glued to your back.
As a going away present.
[sobbing.]
Don't you dare follow me, Harvey Beaks! Dade, I What? [sobbing and panting.]
[music.]
Mustache Mountain.
Yeah, okay, this is gonna be a good decision Dade.
Go live alone as a hermit.
You won't be a bother to no one.
[grunting.]
This is a good spot to live forever.
This is this is a good this is a simple life.
[thunder rumbles.]
This is the worst.
[grunting loudly.]
- Phew.
- Jeremy? [shrieks.]
- Oh, darn it.
- Uh, what are you doing up here? Oh, you know, sometimes it's nice to take a hike up here all by myself.
Just to get away from it all.
Also, I'm very lost.
You're preachi' to the choir.
I'm lost too.
Emotionally lost.
- Thank you.
- I know how you feel.
Sometimes I get sad too.
But you know what always cheers me up? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Stress eating, huh? Been there, done that.
Oh.
No, no.
No, peanut butter and jelly is my favorite kind of sandwich.
- Here.
It'll make you feel better.
- Um, no thanks.
My family doesn't believe in mixing condiments.
Either you have just peanut butter or just jelly.
Not both.
That's weird.
Aw, come on.
You won't know until you try it.
[sighs.]
You know, I used to think me and Harvey were like two peas in a pod, but the truth is, we couldn't be any more different.
Holy Bingo! This is pretty good! Yeah, I love peanut butter and jelly.
Peanut butter's salty and the jelly's nice and sweet.
It's like, you know, they're both different but [chomps.]
but when you put 'em together that's what you know, that's what makes 'em so so great.
Oh, my gosh.
Harvey and I don't have to be exactly the same to be best friends.
We're not two peas in a pod.
We're peanut butter and jelly! Who isn't what now? Thank you, Jeremy, for all that you've taught me.
I got to go find Harvey! Hey, Dade, are you gonna Aw, I'm just gonna eat it.
[inspirational music.]
Harvey! Has anyone seen my best friend, Harvey? He sure is a great guy! We're a bit different, but that's okay! Harvey and I are like peanut butter and jelly! We go well together! [panting.]
Life is a gift! Best friends are a blessing! All right, where are you? Harvey? Harvey, I'm back! I'm so sorry I freaked out! I was gonna go live on a mountain, you know, but then Jeremy taught me about peanut butter and jelly and and and we're best friends, buddy! No matter what anyone says! Harvey? Harvey? Who's Harvey? I'm Dade! [shrieks.]
You got my face face-painted on your face! I felt bad that you were feeling bummed earlier, so I thought this might cheer you up! You're all set, Harvey! Now if you'll excuse me Wait, Piri Piri! You got one more customer to tend to.
Okay, wow.
[screams.]
Wha Oh, my Gosh! [screams.]