Henry Danger (2014) s01e23 Episode Script
Henry and the Bad Girl: Part 1
1 [ MUSIC .]
OKAY, NEXT.
WHAT IS THIS? THAT IS DISGUSTING.
IT'S A HUMAN LIVER.
WHICH IS DISGUSTING.
OKAY, NEXT WE GOT ONE SEC.
CHECK OUT THIS-- HEY, WE'RE STUDYING.
DO YOU WANT TO FAIL YOUR BIOLOGY TEST? WAIT, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS NEW REALITY SHOW.
IT'S CALLED "CELEBRITIES IN ELEVATORS TALKING ABOUT BREAKFAST.
" UGH.
THIS MORNING I HAD EGG WHITES, TWO BITES OF A BANANA, AND I HAD SOME-- HEY, HEY, I'M GOING TO LET YOU FINISH, BUT RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SAY I HAD PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST.
I'M A GENIUS.
OKAY, TELEVISION ISN'T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE.
HEY, GUYS, DID YOU HEAR? DID YOU GUYS WATCH THE NEWS TONIGHT? WHY WOULD WE WATCH THE NEWS? DO WE LOOK 40 YEARS OLD? THE WALL DOGS HIT THE SWELLVIEW LIBRARY.
REALLY? THERE'S A SWELLVIEW LIBRARY? YEAH.
AW.
THEY SHOULDN' SPRAY PAINT A LIBRARY.
WELL, DON'T WORRY, THE COPS ARE GOING TO CATCH THEM NOW.
LOOK.
HEY, TAGGERS, YOU'RE IT.
THAT'S RIGHT, TRENT.
LAST NIGHT, THE GRAFFITI GANG KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS STRUCK SWELLVIEW'S PUBLIC LIBRARY, SPRAY PAINTING THE ENTIRE SOUTH WALL.
THIS IS THE NINTH TIME THE WALL DOGS HAVE STRUCK THIS MONTH AND NOW THE POLICE ARE FIGHTING BACK.
TRUE DAT, TRENT.
POLICE ARE NOW OFFERING A $10,000 REWARD FOR ANYONE WHO CAN PROVIDE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARRES OF THE WALL DOGS.
DID YOU SERIOUSLY SAY "TRUE DAT?" DID YOU HEAR THAT? IF WE FIND THE WALL DOGS WE'LL GET 10,000 BUCKS.
EH I DON'T KNOW.
COME ON, I NEED THE MONEY.
FOR WHAT? I WANT TO GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
DUDE, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING HUGE FEET.
YEAH THERE IS.
THEY HURT WHEN I JOG.
THEY GIVE ME BACK PROBLEMS.
AND SOMETIMES WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE, I CATCH THEM STARING DOWN.
WHEN DO YOU EVER JOG? YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU JOG.
WHATEVER.
COME ON.
LET'S FORM A POSSE SO WE CAN CATCH THOSE WALL DOGS AND GET THE REWARD MONEY.
UH NO.
NOPE.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
BECAUSE I REALLY THINK THAT WE COULD CHARLOTTE? YEAH? MY EYES ARE UP HERE.
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME AND HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN.
THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! UGH.
UGH.
YOU GUYS ARE LATE FOR WORK.
IT'S ONLY 3:31.
WE'RE ONE MINUTE LATE.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CRIME CAN HAPPEN IN ONE MINUTE? NO.
HOW MUCH? I DON'T KNOW.
BUT NONE OF US ARE GOING TO REST TILL WE CATCH THESE DANG WALL DOGS.
OKAY.
CHILL OUT.
IT'S JUST A GRAFFITI GANG.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND GRAFFITI IS A CRIME.
ARE YOU OKAY? BECAUSE WE DON'T GE WHY YOU'RE THIS UPSE ABOUT GRAFFITI.
DO YOU WANT TO GET IT? DO YOU? I DON'T KNOW.
I REALLY DON'T CARE EITHER WAY.
IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO.
IT WAS LONG BEFORE I WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
IT WAS LONG BEFORE I WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
OH, THAT DAY.
I WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
OH, THAT DAY.
YAY.
YAY.
OH, THAT DAY.
YAY.
YAY.
WHAT A GREAT DAY THIS IS.
YAY.
YAY.
WHAT A GREAT DAY THIS IS.
HEY.
WHAT A GREAT DAY THIS IS.
HEY.
WHAT'S UP? HEY.
WHAT'S UP? OH, HI.
WHAT'S UP? OH, HI.
MY NAME'S RAY.
OH, HI.
MY NAME'S RAY.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY? MY NAME'S RAY.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY? YEAH.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY? YEAH.
WE WANT TO PLAY.
YEAH.
WE WANT TO PLAY.
HEY.
WE WANT TO PLAY.
HEY.
HEY.
HEY.
HEY.
DO HIS PLAYHOUSE.
HEY.
DO HIS PLAYHOUSE.
GET IT GOOD.
DO HIS PLAYHOUSE.
GET IT GOOD.
NO! GET IT GOOD.
NO! NOT MY PLAYHOUSE! NO! NOT MY PLAYHOUSE! DON'T! NOT MY PLAYHOUSE! DON'T! NO GRAFFITI! DON'T! NO GRAFFITI! THIS IS SOMETHING NO GRAFFITI! THIS IS SOMETHING I'LL NEVER FORGET! THIS IS SOMETHING I'LL NEVER FORGET! I NEVER FORGOT IT.
I'LL NEVER FORGET! I NEVER FORGOT IT.
OKAY, WELL DON'T WORRY, MAN, I NEVER FORGOT IT.
OKAY, WELL DON'T WORRY, MAN, WE'LL FIND THE WALL DOGS OKAY, WELL DON'T WORRY, MAN, WE'LL FIND THE WALL DOGS AND WE'LL STOP THEM.
WE'LL FIND THE WALL DOGS AND WE'LL STOP THEM.
BUT THEY SAY AND WE'LL STOP THEM.
BUT THEY SAY THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM.
BUT THEY SAY THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM.
HOW ARE WE GOING THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO STOP THEM ALL? HOW ARE WE GOING TO STOP THEM ALL? EASY.
TO STOP THEM ALL? EASY.
YOU WANT TO KILL A SNAKE, EASY.
YOU WANT TO KILL A SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU WANT TO KILL A SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU DO? GET A SHOTGUN.
WHAT DO YOU DO? GET A SHOTGUN.
NO.
JEEZ.
GET A SHOTGUN.
NO.
JEEZ.
I MEANT, TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, NO.
JEEZ.
I MEANT, TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE I MEANT, TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
AH.
THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
AH.
RIGHT.
AH.
RIGHT.
THERE.
RIGHT.
THERE.
YIKES.
THERE.
YIKES.
WHO'S THAT? YIKES.
WHO'S THAT? VAN DEL.
WHO'S THAT? VAN DEL.
WATCH.
VAN DEL.
WATCH.
I AM VAN DEL, WATCH.
I AM VAN DEL, PACK LEADER OF THE WALL DOGS.
I AM VAN DEL, PACK LEADER OF THE WALL DOGS.
WE ARE NOT CRIMINALS.
PACK LEADER OF THE WALL DOGS.
WE ARE NOT CRIMINALS.
WE ARE NOT ANIMALS.
WE ARE NOT CRIMINALS.
WE ARE NOT ANIMALS.
WE ARE ARTISTS.
WE ARE NOT ANIMALS.
WE ARE ARTISTS.
AND THESE WE ARE ARTISTS.
AND THESE THESE ARE OUR WEAPONS AND THESE THESE ARE OUR WEAPONS OF ARTISTIC DESTRUCTION.
THESE ARE OUR WEAPONS OF ARTISTIC DESTRUCTION.
PREPARE TO BE SPRAYED.
OF ARTISTIC DESTRUCTION.
PREPARE TO BE SPRAYED.
VANNY! PREPARE TO BE SPRAYED.
VANNY! YOU LEFT YOUR WET LAUNDRY VANNY! YOU LEFT YOUR WET LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE! YOU LEFT YOUR WET LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE! I'LL MOVE I IN THE WASHING MACHINE! I'LL MOVE I IN A MINUTE, MOM! I'LL MOVE I IN A MINUTE, MOM! EDIT THAT PART OUT.
IN A MINUTE, MOM! EDIT THAT PART OUT.
SURE, NO PROBLEM.
EDIT THAT PART OUT.
SURE, NO PROBLEM.
ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW HE HAS SURE, NO PROBLEM.
ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW HE HAS A MOTHER AND A LAZY EDITOR.
ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW HE HAS A MOTHER AND A LAZY EDITOR.
WHERE'S OLIVER? A MOTHER AND A LAZY EDITOR.
WHERE'S OLIVER? I DON'T KNOW.
WHERE'S OLIVER? I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST HIS FRIEND.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST HIS FRIEND.
I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THE GUY.
I'M JUST HIS FRIEND.
I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THE GUY.
YOU HELP HIM GET DRESSED I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THE GUY.
YOU HELP HIM GET DRESSED IN THE MORNING.
YOU HELP HIM GET DRESSED IN THE MORNING.
SO? IN THE MORNING.
SO? HE PICKS THE CLOTHES.
SO? HE PICKS THE CLOTHES.
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
HE PICKS THE CLOTHES.
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
HEY, SO HOW MUCH MONEY MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
HEY, SO HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE GE HEY, SO HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE GE IF WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS? DO WE GE IF WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS? 10,000 BUCKS.
IF WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS? 10,000 BUCKS.
NICE.
10,000 BUCKS.
NICE.
HI.
NICE.
HI.
HI.
HI.
HI.
WHO'S THE FEEM? HI.
WHO'S THE FEEM? SHE'S MY COUSIN.
WHO'S THE FEEM? SHE'S MY COUSIN.
HER NAME IS KRISHA.
SHE'S MY COUSIN.
HER NAME IS KRISHA.
SHE'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
HER NAME IS KRISHA.
SHE'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
WELL, WHY'D YOU BRING HER? SHE'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
WELL, WHY'D YOU BRING HER? BECAUSE WE'RE SEARCHING WELL, WHY'D YOU BRING HER? BECAUSE WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THE WALL DOGS, AND SHE HAS BECAUSE WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THE WALL DOGS, AND SHE HAS AN AMAZING SENSE OF SMELL.
FOR THE WALL DOGS, AND SHE HAS AN AMAZING SENSE OF SMELL.
SMELL? AN AMAZING SENSE OF SMELL.
SMELL? YEAH.
SMELL? YEAH.
KRISHA, SNIFF JASPER'S MOUTH.
YEAH.
KRISHA, SNIFF JASPER'S MOUTH.
TELL US WHAT HE HAD FOR LUNCH.
KRISHA, SNIFF JASPER'S MOUTH.
TELL US WHAT HE HAD FOR LUNCH.
[ SNIFFS .]
TELL US WHAT HE HAD FOR LUNCH.
[ SNIFFS .]
CHICKEN [ SNIFFS .]
CHICKEN [ SNIFFS .]
CHICKEN [ SNIFFS .]
NUGGETS.
[ SNIFFS .]
NUGGETS.
THAT'S TRUE.
NUGGETS.
THAT'S TRUE.
WHOA.
THAT'S TRUE.
WHOA.
OKAY, SHE CAN JOIN OUR POSSE.
WHOA.
OKAY, SHE CAN JOIN OUR POSSE.
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.
OKAY, SHE CAN JOIN OUR POSSE.
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.
SIT ON THE COUCH.
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.
SIT ON THE COUCH.
OKAY, NOW SIT ON THE COUCH.
OKAY, NOW THIS MAP SHOWS OKAY, NOW THIS MAP SHOWS SOUTHWEST SWELLVIEW.
THIS MAP SHOWS SOUTHWEST SWELLVIEW.
WAIT.
SOUTHWEST SWELLVIEW.
WAIT.
I THINK KRISHA SMELLS SOMETHING.
WAIT.
I THINK KRISHA SMELLS SOMETHING.
[ SNIFFING .]
I THINK KRISHA SMELLS SOMETHING.
[ SNIFFING .]
WHAT IS IT, GIRL? [ SNIFFING .]
WHAT IS IT, GIRL? [ SNIFFS .]
WHAT IS IT, GIRL? [ SNIFFS .]
SOMEONE'S COMING.
[ SNIFFS .]
SOMEONE'S COMING.
[ SNIFFS .]
SOMEONE'S COMING.
[ SNIFFS .]
IT'S A CHILD.
[ SNIFFS .]
IT'S A CHILD.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK-- IT'S A CHILD.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK-- MOM, I'M HUNGRY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK-- MOM, I'M HUNGRY! PIPER, I'M TRYING MOM, I'M HUNGRY! PIPER, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MEETING.
PIPER, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MEETING.
WHERE'S HENRY? TO HAVE A MEETING.
WHERE'S HENRY? AT WORK.
WHERE'S HENRY? AT WORK.
HE SAID I COULD HAVE AT WORK.
HE SAID I COULD HAVE MY MEETING HERE.
HE SAID I COULD HAVE MY MEETING HERE.
WHY? MY MEETING HERE.
WHY? BECAUSE MY PARENTS WHY? BECAUSE MY PARENTS DON'T LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE.
BECAUSE MY PARENTS DON'T LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT, MEETING'S OVER, DON'T LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT, MEETING'S OVER, GET OUT.
ALL RIGHT, MEETING'S OVER, GET OUT.
WHAT? GET OUT.
WHAT? OUT.
WHAT? OUT.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
OUT.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
GET OUT.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
GET OUT.
TELL YOUR STORY WALKING.
GET OUT.
TELL YOUR STORY WALKING.
I CAN HAVE A MEETING HERE.
TELL YOUR STORY WALKING.
I CAN HAVE A MEETING HERE.
GET OUT, GET OUT, I CAN HAVE A MEETING HERE.
GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT OF HERE.
GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, PIPER.
GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, PIPER.
GO TAKE A BATH.
COME ON, PIPER.
GO TAKE A BATH.
FINE.
GO TAKE A BATH.
FINE.
BUT WHEN WE GE FINE.
BUT WHEN WE GE THE $10,000 I'M NOT GOING BUT WHEN WE GE THE $10,000 I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY NEW FEET.
THE $10,000 I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY NEW FEET.
WHAT $10,000? TO SHOW YOU MY NEW FEET.
WHAT $10,000? THE REWARD WE'RE GOING WHAT $10,000? THE REWARD WE'RE GOING TO GET FROM THE POLICE.
THE REWARD WE'RE GOING TO GET FROM THE POLICE.
WHEN WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
TO GET FROM THE POLICE.
WHEN WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
ALL RIGHT, BACK INSIDE.
WHEN WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
ALL RIGHT, BACK INSIDE.
GO SIT DOWN.
ALL RIGHT, BACK INSIDE.
GO SIT DOWN.
SIT.
GO SIT DOWN.
SIT.
SIT DOWN.
SIT.
SIT DOWN.
SIT.
SIT DOWN.
SIT.
COME ON.
SIT.
COME ON.
SIT DOWN.
COME ON.
SIT DOWN.
SO, WHO'S IN CHARGE SIT DOWN.
SO, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS LITTLE GROUP HERE? SO, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS LITTLE GROUP HERE? I AM.
OF THIS LITTLE GROUP HERE? I AM.
NOT ANYMORE.
I AM.
NOT ANYMORE.
YAY.
NOT ANYMORE.
YAY.
I MEAN, BOO.
YAY.
I MEAN, BOO.
I DON'T THINK I MEAN, BOO.
I DON'T THINK THE WALL DOGS ARE COMING HERE.
I DON'T THINK THE WALL DOGS ARE COMING HERE.
SCHWOZ SAID THEY ARE.
THE WALL DOGS ARE COMING HERE.
SCHWOZ SAID THEY ARE.
COME ON, SCHWOZ SAID THEY ARE.
COME ON, IT'S AFTER 2:00 A.
M.
COME ON, IT'S AFTER 2:00 A.
M.
LET'S GO.
IT'S AFTER 2:00 A.
M.
LET'S GO.
NO.
LET'S GO.
NO.
UNTIL THOSE DISGUSTING WALL DOGS NO.
UNTIL THOSE DISGUSTING WALL DOGS SHOW UP HERE AND WE CATCH THEM, UNTIL THOSE DISGUSTING WALL DOGS SHOW UP HERE AND WE CATCH THEM, NEITHER ONE OF US SHOW UP HERE AND WE CATCH THEM, NEITHER ONE OF US LEAVES THIS SPOT.
NEITHER ONE OF US LEAVES THIS SPOT.
NOW, WAIT HERE.
LEAVES THIS SPOT.
NOW, WAIT HERE.
I GOT TO GO PEE.
NOW, WAIT HERE.
I GOT TO GO PEE.
YOU JUST SAID I GOT TO GO PEE.
YOU JUST SAID WE CAN'T LEAVE THIS SPOT.
YOU JUST SAID WE CAN'T LEAVE THIS SPOT.
I'VE HAD A GALLON OF SODA.
WE CAN'T LEAVE THIS SPOT.
I'VE HAD A GALLON OF SODA.
WHAT GOES IN MUST COME OUT.
I'VE HAD A GALLON OF SODA.
WHAT GOES IN MUST COME OUT.
BRAW.
WHAT GOES IN MUST COME OUT.
BRAW.
I'M THE HAND MONSTER.
BRAW.
I'M THE HAND MONSTER.
GRR.
I'M THE HAND MONSTER.
GRR.
[ LAUGHING .]
GRR.
[ LAUGHING .]
AH, IT'S FUN TO PRETEND.
[ LAUGHING .]
AH, IT'S FUN TO PRETEND.
[ MUFFLED VOICES .]
AH, IT'S FUN TO PRETEND.
[ MUFFLED VOICES .]
COME ON, [ MUFFLED VOICES .]
COME ON, LET'S TAG THE WINDMILL.
COME ON, LET'S TAG THE WINDMILL.
[ GROUP CHATTERS .]
LET'S TAG THE WINDMILL.
[ GROUP CHATTERS .]
FREEZE, WALL DOGS! [ GROUP CHATTERS .]
FREEZE, WALL DOGS! ALL RIGHT, NOW, FREEZE, WALL DOGS! ALL RIGHT, NOW, I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE PAIR ALL RIGHT, NOW, I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S GOING OF HANDCUFFS, BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S GOING TO BE BACK IN A SECOND BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S GOING TO BE BACK IN A SECOND AND HE HAS MORE HANDCUFFS.
TO BE BACK IN A SECOND AND HE HAS MORE HANDCUFFS.
SO, UNTIL HE GETS HERE-- AND HE HAS MORE HANDCUFFS.
SO, UNTIL HE GETS HERE-- HEY, WAIT! SO, UNTIL HE GETS HERE-- HEY, WAIT! HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, HEY, HEY! HA! GOTCHA, DUDE! HEY, HEY, HEY! HA! GOTCHA, DUDE! NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- HA! GOTCHA, DUDE! NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- WHOA, YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- WHOA, YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
THANKS FOR NOTICING.
WHOA, YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
THANKS FOR NOTICING.
GET HIM, REEKO! THANKS FOR NOTICING.
GET HIM, REEKO! OKAY.
GET HIM, REEKO! OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
THERE WAS NO REEKO.
OKAY.
THERE WAS NO REEKO.
JUST LET ME GO.
THERE WAS NO REEKO.
JUST LET ME GO.
WHERE'S VAN DEL? JUST LET ME GO.
WHERE'S VAN DEL? WHO'S VAN DEL? WHERE'S VAN DEL? WHO'S VAN DEL? YOU KNOW, YOUR LEADER.
WHO'S VAN DEL? YOU KNOW, YOUR LEADER.
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
YOU KNOW, YOUR LEADER.
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
DON'T LIE.
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
DON'T LIE.
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DON'T LIE.
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER SWELLVIEW RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER SWELLVIEW MESSING UP BUILDINGS.
ALL OVER SWELLVIEW MESSING UP BUILDINGS.
NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS MESSING UP BUILDINGS.
NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
UGH.
BEHIND YOUR BACK.
UGH.
YOU'RE SUCH A HERBERT.
UGH.
YOU'RE SUCH A HERBERT.
I AM NOT A HERBERT.
YOU'RE SUCH A HERBERT.
I AM NOT A HERBERT.
WHAT IS A HERBERT? I AM NOT A HERBERT.
WHAT IS A HERBERT? A DORK.
WHAT IS A HERBERT? A DORK.
SOMEONE WHO'S LAME.
A DORK.
SOMEONE WHO'S LAME.
SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SOMEONE WHO'S LAME.
SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WALL DOGS STAND FOR, SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WALL DOGS STAND FOR, WHICH IS ARTISTIC DEFIANCE.
WHAT THE WALL DOGS STAND FOR, WHICH IS ARTISTIC DEFIANCE.
HERBERT.
WHICH IS ARTISTIC DEFIANCE.
HERBERT.
OR HERBERT.
OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A PUNK OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A PUNK WHO RUNS AROUND TOWN AT NIGH MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A PUNK WHO RUNS AROUND TOWN AT NIGH WEARING YOUR DARK CLOTHES WHO RUNS AROUND TOWN AT NIGH WEARING YOUR DARK CLOTHES AND DUMB MASK WEARING YOUR DARK CLOTHES AND DUMB MASK SPRAY PAINTING STUPID STUFF AND DUMB MASK SPRAY PAINTING STUPID STUFF BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER.
SPRAY PAINTING STUPID STUFF BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER.
[ CRYING .]
BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER.
[ CRYING .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ CRYING .]
ALL RIGHT.
OH, I'M SORRY, NO.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, I'M SORRY, NO.
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID.
OH, I'M SORRY, NO.
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID.
OKAY, HEY.
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID.
OKAY, HEY.
HEY, COME ON.
OKAY, HEY.
HEY, COME ON.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- HEY, COME ON.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- OH, DANG IT.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- OH, DANG IT.
SO, I GOT TO GO NOW.
OH, DANG IT.
SO, I GOT TO GO NOW.
TRY NOT TO MISS ME TOO MUCH.
SO, I GOT TO GO NOW.
TRY NOT TO MISS ME TOO MUCH.
OR THIS HANDCUFF KEY.
TRY NOT TO MISS ME TOO MUCH.
OR THIS HANDCUFF KEY.
THIS ISN'T OVER.
OR THIS HANDCUFF KEY.
THIS ISN'T OVER.
YOU CAN RUN NOW, THIS ISN'T OVER.
YOU CAN RUN NOW, BUT SOONER OR LATER YOU CAN RUN NOW, BUT SOONER OR LATER I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.
BUT SOONER OR LATER I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT EASY I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, FOR YOU.
MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
COME ALONE.
THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
COME ALONE.
ALONE? COME ALONE.
ALONE? HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- ALONE? HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, YOU BETTER NOT-- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, YOU BETTER NOT-- NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T.
NO, YOU BETTER NOT-- NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T.
ISN'T THAT MORE FUN NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T.
ISN'T THAT MORE FUN THAN FIGHTING WITH ME? ISN'T THAT MORE FUN THAN FIGHTING WITH ME? NO.
THAN FIGHTING WITH ME? NO.
MAYBE.
NO.
MAYBE.
KIND OF.
MAYBE.
KIND OF.
I CAN'T BE SURE KIND OF.
I CAN'T BE SURE UNLESS YOU DO IT AGAIN.
I CAN'T BE SURE UNLESS YOU DO IT AGAIN.
MAYBE I WILL TOMORROW NIGH UNLESS YOU DO IT AGAIN.
MAYBE I WILL TOMORROW NIGH IF YOU COME ALONE.
MAYBE I WILL TOMORROW NIGH IF YOU COME ALONE.
BUT I IF YOU COME ALONE.
BUT I BYE, HERBERT.
BUT I BYE, HERBERT.
HEY.
BYE, HERBERT.
HEY.
I'M DONE PEEING.
HEY.
I'M DONE PEEING.
WILL YOU GUYS HURRY UP AND GET THESE HANDCUFFS OFF OF ME? I'VE HAD AN ITCH FOR AN HOUR OFF OF ME? I'VE HAD AN ITCH FOR AN HOUR AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.
I'VE HAD AN ITCH FOR AN HOUR AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.
WHERE'S YOUR ITCH? AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.
WHERE'S YOUR ITCH? WE'LL SCRATCH IT FOR YOU.
WHERE'S YOUR ITCH? WE'LL SCRATCH IT FOR YOU.
EH, I DON'T THINK YOU WAN WE'LL SCRATCH IT FOR YOU.
EH, I DON'T THINK YOU WAN TO DO THAT.
EH, I DON'T THINK YOU WAN TO DO THAT.
HEY, GIVE ME TO DO THAT.
HEY, GIVE ME ONE OF MY GUM BALLS.
HEY, GIVE ME ONE OF MY GUM BALLS.
START TRYING ONE OF MY GUM BALLS.
START TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK.
START TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK.
YEP.
TO PICK THE LOCK.
YEP.
HANG ON.
YEP.
HANG ON.
I'M GOING TO CHANGE BACK.
HANG ON.
I'M GOING TO CHANGE BACK.
OKAY, TRY TO UNLOCK ME.
I'M GOING TO CHANGE BACK.
OKAY, TRY TO UNLOCK ME.
YOU KNOW, OKAY, TRY TO UNLOCK ME.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
WHAT DID I DO? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
WHAT DID I DO? YOU LET ALL THE WALL DOGS WHAT DID I DO? YOU LET ALL THE WALL DOGS GET AWAY.
YOU LET ALL THE WALL DOGS GET AWAY.
HEY, I CAUGHT ONE.
GET AWAY.
HEY, I CAUGHT ONE.
TILL SHE TRICKED ME HEY, I CAUGHT ONE.
TILL SHE TRICKED ME AND HANDCUFFED ME TILL SHE TRICKED ME AND HANDCUFFED ME TO THIS BALL WASHER.
AND HANDCUFFED ME TO THIS BALL WASHER.
SHE? TO THIS BALL WASHER.
SHE? YOU NEVER SAID SHE? YOU NEVER SAID SHE WAS A GIRL.
YOU NEVER SAID SHE WAS A GIRL.
WELL, SHE WAS.
SHE WAS A GIRL.
WELL, SHE WAS.
AND SHE WAS REALLY TOUGH.
WELL, SHE WAS.
AND SHE WAS REALLY TOUGH.
AND PRETTY.
AND SHE WAS REALLY TOUGH.
AND PRETTY.
SHE HAD THESE AND PRETTY.
SHE HAD THESE THESE EYES SHE HAD THESE THESE EYES AND THIS FACE THESE EYES AND THIS FACE OH, SHE HAD EYES AND A FACE? AND THIS FACE OH, SHE HAD EYES AND A FACE? WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE OH, SHE HAD EYES AND A FACE? WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE A DESCRIPTION OF HER.
WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE A DESCRIPTION OF HER.
WH A DESCRIPTION OF HER.
WH WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? WH WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR LIPS? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR LIPS? I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR LIPS? I DON'T KNOW.
LIP SKIN? I DON'T KNOW.
LIP SKIN? STICKY LIP SKIN? STICKY STRAWBERRY.
STICKY STRAWBERRY.
LIP GLOSS? STRAWBERRY.
LIP GLOSS? DID YOU KISS LIP GLOSS? DID YOU KISS THAT GIRL WALL DOG? DID YOU KISS THAT GIRL WALL DOG? NO.
THAT GIRL WALL DOG? NO.
SHE KISSED ME.
NO.
SHE KISSED ME.
[ BOTH .]
OH MY GOD.
SHE KISSED ME.
[ BOTH .]
OH MY GOD.
WHAT? [ BOTH .]
OH MY GOD.
WHAT? YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN WHAT? YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN AND YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN AND YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE BECAUSE THE CRIMINAL AND YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE BECAUSE THE CRIMINAL HAPPENED TO BE A PRETTY GIRL? BECAUSE THE CRIMINAL HAPPENED TO BE A PRETTY GIRL? AN EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRL.
HAPPENED TO BE A PRETTY GIRL? AN EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRL.
THERE, GOT THE HANDCUFFS OFF.
AN EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRL.
THERE, GOT THE HANDCUFFS OFF.
RAY, I'M SORRY.
THERE, GOT THE HANDCUFFS OFF.
RAY, I'M SORRY.
I REALLY DID TRY RAY, I'M SORRY.
I REALLY DID TRY TO CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
I REALLY DID TRY TO CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
ALL RIGHT.
TO CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WISH WE HAD ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WISH WE HAD MORE INFORMATION.
I JUST WISH WE HAD MORE INFORMATION.
LIKE WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS MORE INFORMATION.
LIKE WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS OR WHERE THEY'RE GOING LIKE WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS OR WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO STRIKE NEXT.
OR WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO STRIKE NEXT.
DID THE GIRL THAT KISSED YOU TO STRIKE NEXT.
DID THE GIRL THAT KISSED YOU SAY ANYTHING DID THE GIRL THAT KISSED YOU SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? OR FIND HER? THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? OR FIND HER? MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, OR FIND HER? MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
COME ALONE.
THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
COME ALONE.
NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
COME ALONE.
NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
REALLY? NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
REALLY? BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE REALLY? BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.
BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.
YEAH.
THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.
YEAH.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT? YEAH.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT? PIZZA.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT? PIZZA.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME PIZZA.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU'RE BACK.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU'RE BACK.
[ PANTING .]
YOU'RE BACK.
[ PANTING .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ PANTING .]
[ SIGHS .]
JASPER? [ SIGHS .]
JASPER? IS THAT YOU? JASPER? IS THAT YOU? LOOK.
IS THAT YOU? LOOK.
I CAUGHT A WALL DOG.
LOOK.
I CAUGHT A WALL DOG.
WHAT? I CAUGHT A WALL DOG.
WHAT? I SAW HIM PAINTING THE HOUSE WHAT? I SAW HIM PAINTING THE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.
I SAW HIM PAINTING THE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A PAINTER.
DOWN THE STREET.
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A PAINTER.
THEY'RE PAYING ME THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A PAINTER.
THEY'RE PAYING ME TO PAINT THE GARAGE.
THEY'RE PAYING ME TO PAINT THE GARAGE.
SHUT UP, WALL DOG.
TO PAINT THE GARAGE.
SHUT UP, WALL DOG.
HE'S NOT A WALL DOG.
SHUT UP, WALL DOG.
HE'S NOT A WALL DOG.
THAT'S A LEGIT HOUSE PAINTER.
HE'S NOT A WALL DOG.
THAT'S A LEGIT HOUSE PAINTER.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE WERE THAT'S A LEGIT HOUSE PAINTER.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE WALL DOGS.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE WALL DOGS.
WHAT HAPPENED? SUPPOSED TO FIND THE WALL DOGS.
WHAT HAPPENED? WELL, I WAS DOWN WHAT HAPPENED? WELL, I WAS DOWN BY THE NEW JANDY BRIDGE WELL, I WAS DOWN BY THE NEW JANDY BRIDGE LOOKING FOR THE WALL DOGS BY THE NEW JANDY BRIDGE LOOKING FOR THE WALL DOGS AND A MEAN CAT CHASED ME LOOKING FOR THE WALL DOGS AND A MEAN CAT CHASED ME INTO THE RIVER.
AND A MEAN CAT CHASED ME INTO THE RIVER.
UGH.
INTO THE RIVER.
UGH.
YOUR STORY'S LAMER THAN HIS.
UGH.
YOUR STORY'S LAMER THAN HIS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOUR STORY'S LAMER THAN HIS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I I WAS IN SWELLVIEW PARK I I WAS IN SWELLVIEW PARK AND I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY I WAS IN SWELLVIEW PARK AND I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY HIDING IN THE BUSHES AND I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY HIDING IN THE BUSHES SO I REACHED IN HIDING IN THE BUSHES SO I REACHED IN AND A SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
SO I REACHED IN AND A SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
OKAY, HOW CAN AND A SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
OKAY, HOW CAN ALL THREE OF YOU OKAY, HOW CAN ALL THREE OF YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT? ALL THREE OF YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT? HI.
BE SO INCOMPETENT? HI.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? HI.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? IN HENRY'S ROOM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? IN HENRY'S ROOM TRYING ON HIS CLOTHES.
IN HENRY'S ROOM TRYING ON HIS CLOTHES.
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL.
TRYING ON HIS CLOTHES.
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL.
OKAY.
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL.
OKAY.
GET UP.
OKAY.
GET UP.
GET UP.
GET UP.
GET UP.
COME ON, ALL OF YOU, GET UP.
GET UP.
COME ON, ALL OF YOU, GET UP.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE COME ON, ALL OF YOU, GET UP.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE AND GO FIND THE WALL DOGS NOW, GET OUT OF HERE AND GO FIND THE WALL DOGS SO WE CAN GET THE $10,000.
AND GO FIND THE WALL DOGS SO WE CAN GET THE $10,000.
OKAY.
SO WE CAN GET THE $10,000.
OKAY.
I THINK I'M DYING.
OKAY.
I THINK I'M DYING.
I'M SERIOUS.
I THINK I'M DYING.
I'M SERIOUS.
DON'T COME BACK I'M SERIOUS.
DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT A WALL DOG.
DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT A WALL DOG.
OKAY.
WITHOUT A WALL DOG.
OKAY.
I'M DYING.
OKAY.
I'M DYING.
I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
I'M DYING.
I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
[ GRUNTING .]
I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
[ GRUNTING .]
HEY! [ GRUNTING .]
HEY! HELLO? HEY! HELLO? GIRL? HELLO? GIRL? HERE, WALL DOG.
GIRL? HERE, WALL DOG.
[ WHISTLES .]
HERE, WALL DOG.
[ WHISTLES .]
YOU KNOW YOU COULD HAVE [ WHISTLES .]
YOU KNOW YOU COULD HAVE JUST WALKED UP TO ME.
YOU KNOW YOU COULD HAVE JUST WALKED UP TO ME.
YOU CAME HERE ALONE, RIGHT? JUST WALKED UP TO ME.
YOU CAME HERE ALONE, RIGHT? YEAH, I'M ALONE.
YOU CAME HERE ALONE, RIGHT? YEAH, I'M ALONE.
GOOD TO KNOW.
YEAH, I'M ALONE.
GOOD TO KNOW.
HEY, I DON'T EVEN GOOD TO KNOW.
HEY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
HEY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU GUESS? KNOW YOUR NAME.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU GUESS? HERE'S A HINT, IT'S VERONIKA.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU GUESS? HERE'S A HINT, IT'S VERONIKA.
THAT'S A PRETTY SPECIFIC HERE'S A HINT, IT'S VERONIKA.
THAT'S A PRETTY SPECIFIC HINT, VERONIKA.
THAT'S A PRETTY SPECIFIC HINT, VERONIKA.
WHAT'S THIS FOR? HINT, VERONIKA.
WHAT'S THIS FOR? LET'S GO TO WORK WHAT'S THIS FOR? LET'S GO TO WORK ON THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
LET'S GO TO WORK ON THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
WHAT? NO, ARE YOU, CRAZY? ON THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
WHAT? NO, ARE YOU, CRAZY? ARE YOU REALLY GOING WHAT? NO, ARE YOU, CRAZY? ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO BE A HERBERT? ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO BE A HERBERT? I AM NOT A HERBERT.
TO BE A HERBERT? I AM NOT A HERBERT.
THIS SIGN IS THE PROPERTY I AM NOT A HERBERT.
THIS SIGN IS THE PROPERTY OF OUR CITY, THIS SIGN IS THE PROPERTY OF OUR CITY, AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU OF OUR CITY, AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL TO IT.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL TO IT.
OH, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL TO IT.
OH, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS ILLEGAL OH, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS ILLEGAL MEANS IT'S WRONG? SOMETHING IS ILLEGAL MEANS IT'S WRONG? WELL, YEAH.
MEANS IT'S WRONG? WELL, YEAH.
I'M AN ARTIST.
WELL, YEAH.
I'M AN ARTIST.
THE WALL DOGS ARE ARTISTS.
I'M AN ARTIST.
THE WALL DOGS ARE ARTISTS.
DON'T YOU LIKE ARTISTS? THE WALL DOGS ARE ARTISTS.
DON'T YOU LIKE ARTISTS? SURE.
DON'T YOU LIKE ARTISTS? SURE.
BUT WHY SHOULD EVERYONE SURE.
BUT WHY SHOULD EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW BE FORCED BUT WHY SHOULD EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW BE FORCED TO LOOK AT YOUR ART? IN SWELLVIEW BE FORCED TO LOOK AT YOUR ART? WHY AM I FORCED TO LOOK TO LOOK AT YOUR ART? WHY AM I FORCED TO LOOK AT GIANT BILLBOARDS WHY AM I FORCED TO LOOK AT GIANT BILLBOARDS ADVERTISING THINGS AT GIANT BILLBOARDS ADVERTISING THINGS I DON'T WANT TO BUY? ADVERTISING THINGS I DON'T WANT TO BUY? LIKE DIAPERS AND LAWYERS? I DON'T WANT TO BUY? LIKE DIAPERS AND LAWYERS? MAYBE SOME LAWYERS LIKE DIAPERS AND LAWYERS? MAYBE SOME LAWYERS NEED DIAPERS.
MAYBE SOME LAWYERS NEED DIAPERS.
I DON'T KNOW.
NEED DIAPERS.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KISS AGAIN.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KISS AGAIN.
[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KISS AGAIN.
[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
A POLICE HELICOPTER? [ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
A POLICE HELICOPTER? YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? A POLICE HELICOPTER? YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? NO, I DID.
YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? NO, I DID.
CAPTAIN MAN? NO, I DID.
CAPTAIN MAN? YOU SAID YOU CAME ALONE.
CAPTAIN MAN? YOU SAID YOU CAME ALONE.
I THOUGHT I DID.
YOU SAID YOU CAME ALONE.
I THOUGHT I DID.
HOW'D YOU FIND ME? I THOUGHT I DID.
HOW'D YOU FIND ME? I FOLLOWED YOU.
HOW'D YOU FIND ME? I FOLLOWED YOU.
THEN I HID IN THOSE BUSHES I FOLLOWED YOU.
THEN I HID IN THOSE BUSHES OVER THERE THEN I HID IN THOSE BUSHES OVER THERE AND WATCHED YOU TWO KISS.
OVER THERE AND WATCHED YOU TWO KISS.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD AND WATCHED YOU TWO KISS.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD BUT IT'S MY JOB.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD BUT IT'S MY JOB.
CAPTAIN MAN! LOOK! BUT IT'S MY JOB.
CAPTAIN MAN! LOOK! WE'RE UP HERE! CAPTAIN MAN! LOOK! WE'RE UP HERE! I KNOW! WE'RE UP HERE! I KNOW! WE'RE IN THE HELICOPTER! I KNOW! WE'RE IN THE HELICOPTER! I KNOW! WE'RE IN THE HELICOPTER! I KNOW! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
I KNOW! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME.
ONE OF US HAS LIED TO ME.
ONE OF US HAS TO PROTECT THE CITY ONE OF US HAS TO PROTECT THE CITY FROM TRASH LIKE HER.
TO PROTECT THE CITY FROM TRASH LIKE HER.
ALL RIGHT, FROM TRASH LIKE HER.
ALL RIGHT, DON'T CALL HER TRASH.
ALL RIGHT, DON'T CALL HER TRASH.
TRASH.
DON'T CALL HER TRASH.
TRASH.
SHE'S NOT TRASH.
TRASH.
SHE'S NOT TRASH.
AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER SHE'S NOT TRASH.
AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER ANYWHERE AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER ANYWHERE OLD MAN.
ANYWHERE OLD MAN.
HOW DARE YOU.
OLD MAN.
HOW DARE YOU.
YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE HOW DARE YOU.
YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY AGE.
YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY AGE.
BY THE WAY, I'M ONLY 34.
ABOUT MY AGE.
BY THE WAY, I'M ONLY 34.
NOW, SHE'S GOING TO JAIL.
BY THE WAY, I'M ONLY 34.
NOW, SHE'S GOING TO JAIL.
COME HERE.
NOW, SHE'S GOING TO JAIL.
COME HERE.
GET OFF ME.
COME HERE.
GET OFF ME.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
GET OFF ME.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
[ GRUNTING .]
LEAVE HER ALONE.
[ GRUNTING .]
THAT WAS NOT OKAY.
[ GRUNTING .]
THAT WAS NOT OKAY.
AAH! THAT WAS NOT OKAY.
AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
YOU JUST PUSHED CAPTAIN MAN [ GRUNTING .]
YOU JUST PUSHED CAPTAIN MAN DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
YOU JUST PUSHED CAPTAIN MAN DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
WELL, I COULDN'T LET HIM DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
WELL, I COULDN'T LET HIM TAKE YOU TO JAIL.
WELL, I COULDN'T LET HIM TAKE YOU TO JAIL.
COME ON, WE GOT TO GO.
TAKE YOU TO JAIL.
COME ON, WE GOT TO GO.
BUT THE HELICOPTER COME ON, WE GOT TO GO.
BUT THE HELICOPTER HAS LIGHTS.
BUT THE HELICOPTER HAS LIGHTS.
THEY'LL FOLLOW US.
HAS LIGHTS.
THEY'LL FOLLOW US.
NOT IF I PUT OU THEY'LL FOLLOW US.
NOT IF I PUT OU THEIR LIGHTS.
NOT IF I PUT OU THEIR LIGHTS.
HA! MISSED US! THEIR LIGHTS.
HA! MISSED US! MAYBE YOU SHOULD AIM.
HA! MISSED US! MAYBE YOU SHOULD AIM.
DANG! OUR LIGHT! SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING BAD? FEELS GOOD.
[ OVEN BELL .]
OKAY, NEXT.
WHAT IS THIS? THAT IS DISGUSTING.
IT'S A HUMAN LIVER.
WHICH IS DISGUSTING.
OKAY, NEXT WE GOT ONE SEC.
CHECK OUT THIS-- HEY, WE'RE STUDYING.
DO YOU WANT TO FAIL YOUR BIOLOGY TEST? WAIT, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS NEW REALITY SHOW.
IT'S CALLED "CELEBRITIES IN ELEVATORS TALKING ABOUT BREAKFAST.
" UGH.
THIS MORNING I HAD EGG WHITES, TWO BITES OF A BANANA, AND I HAD SOME-- HEY, HEY, I'M GOING TO LET YOU FINISH, BUT RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SAY I HAD PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST.
I'M A GENIUS.
OKAY, TELEVISION ISN'T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE.
HEY, GUYS, DID YOU HEAR? DID YOU GUYS WATCH THE NEWS TONIGHT? WHY WOULD WE WATCH THE NEWS? DO WE LOOK 40 YEARS OLD? THE WALL DOGS HIT THE SWELLVIEW LIBRARY.
REALLY? THERE'S A SWELLVIEW LIBRARY? YEAH.
AW.
THEY SHOULDN' SPRAY PAINT A LIBRARY.
WELL, DON'T WORRY, THE COPS ARE GOING TO CATCH THEM NOW.
LOOK.
HEY, TAGGERS, YOU'RE IT.
THAT'S RIGHT, TRENT.
LAST NIGHT, THE GRAFFITI GANG KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS STRUCK SWELLVIEW'S PUBLIC LIBRARY, SPRAY PAINTING THE ENTIRE SOUTH WALL.
THIS IS THE NINTH TIME THE WALL DOGS HAVE STRUCK THIS MONTH AND NOW THE POLICE ARE FIGHTING BACK.
TRUE DAT, TRENT.
POLICE ARE NOW OFFERING A $10,000 REWARD FOR ANYONE WHO CAN PROVIDE INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARRES OF THE WALL DOGS.
DID YOU SERIOUSLY SAY "TRUE DAT?" DID YOU HEAR THAT? IF WE FIND THE WALL DOGS WE'LL GET 10,000 BUCKS.
EH I DON'T KNOW.
COME ON, I NEED THE MONEY.
FOR WHAT? I WANT TO GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
DUDE, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING HUGE FEET.
YEAH THERE IS.
THEY HURT WHEN I JOG.
THEY GIVE ME BACK PROBLEMS.
AND SOMETIMES WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE, I CATCH THEM STARING DOWN.
WHEN DO YOU EVER JOG? YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU JOG.
WHATEVER.
COME ON.
LET'S FORM A POSSE SO WE CAN CATCH THOSE WALL DOGS AND GET THE REWARD MONEY.
UH NO.
NOPE.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
BECAUSE I REALLY THINK THAT WE COULD CHARLOTTE? YEAH? MY EYES ARE UP HERE.
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME AND HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN.
THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! UGH.
UGH.
YOU GUYS ARE LATE FOR WORK.
IT'S ONLY 3:31.
WE'RE ONE MINUTE LATE.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CRIME CAN HAPPEN IN ONE MINUTE? NO.
HOW MUCH? I DON'T KNOW.
BUT NONE OF US ARE GOING TO REST TILL WE CATCH THESE DANG WALL DOGS.
OKAY.
CHILL OUT.
IT'S JUST A GRAFFITI GANG.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND GRAFFITI IS A CRIME.
ARE YOU OKAY? BECAUSE WE DON'T GE WHY YOU'RE THIS UPSE ABOUT GRAFFITI.
DO YOU WANT TO GET IT? DO YOU? I DON'T KNOW.
I REALLY DON'T CARE EITHER WAY.
IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO.
IT WAS LONG BEFORE I WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
IT WAS LONG BEFORE I WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
OH, THAT DAY.
I WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
OH, THAT DAY.
YAY.
YAY.
OH, THAT DAY.
YAY.
YAY.
WHAT A GREAT DAY THIS IS.
YAY.
YAY.
WHAT A GREAT DAY THIS IS.
HEY.
WHAT A GREAT DAY THIS IS.
HEY.
WHAT'S UP? HEY.
WHAT'S UP? OH, HI.
WHAT'S UP? OH, HI.
MY NAME'S RAY.
OH, HI.
MY NAME'S RAY.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY? MY NAME'S RAY.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY? YEAH.
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY? YEAH.
WE WANT TO PLAY.
YEAH.
WE WANT TO PLAY.
HEY.
WE WANT TO PLAY.
HEY.
HEY.
HEY.
HEY.
DO HIS PLAYHOUSE.
HEY.
DO HIS PLAYHOUSE.
GET IT GOOD.
DO HIS PLAYHOUSE.
GET IT GOOD.
NO! GET IT GOOD.
NO! NOT MY PLAYHOUSE! NO! NOT MY PLAYHOUSE! DON'T! NOT MY PLAYHOUSE! DON'T! NO GRAFFITI! DON'T! NO GRAFFITI! THIS IS SOMETHING NO GRAFFITI! THIS IS SOMETHING I'LL NEVER FORGET! THIS IS SOMETHING I'LL NEVER FORGET! I NEVER FORGOT IT.
I'LL NEVER FORGET! I NEVER FORGOT IT.
OKAY, WELL DON'T WORRY, MAN, I NEVER FORGOT IT.
OKAY, WELL DON'T WORRY, MAN, WE'LL FIND THE WALL DOGS OKAY, WELL DON'T WORRY, MAN, WE'LL FIND THE WALL DOGS AND WE'LL STOP THEM.
WE'LL FIND THE WALL DOGS AND WE'LL STOP THEM.
BUT THEY SAY AND WE'LL STOP THEM.
BUT THEY SAY THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM.
BUT THEY SAY THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM.
HOW ARE WE GOING THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO STOP THEM ALL? HOW ARE WE GOING TO STOP THEM ALL? EASY.
TO STOP THEM ALL? EASY.
YOU WANT TO KILL A SNAKE, EASY.
YOU WANT TO KILL A SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU WANT TO KILL A SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU DO? GET A SHOTGUN.
WHAT DO YOU DO? GET A SHOTGUN.
NO.
JEEZ.
GET A SHOTGUN.
NO.
JEEZ.
I MEANT, TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, NO.
JEEZ.
I MEANT, TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE I MEANT, TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
AH.
THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
AH.
RIGHT.
AH.
RIGHT.
THERE.
RIGHT.
THERE.
YIKES.
THERE.
YIKES.
WHO'S THAT? YIKES.
WHO'S THAT? VAN DEL.
WHO'S THAT? VAN DEL.
WATCH.
VAN DEL.
WATCH.
I AM VAN DEL, WATCH.
I AM VAN DEL, PACK LEADER OF THE WALL DOGS.
I AM VAN DEL, PACK LEADER OF THE WALL DOGS.
WE ARE NOT CRIMINALS.
PACK LEADER OF THE WALL DOGS.
WE ARE NOT CRIMINALS.
WE ARE NOT ANIMALS.
WE ARE NOT CRIMINALS.
WE ARE NOT ANIMALS.
WE ARE ARTISTS.
WE ARE NOT ANIMALS.
WE ARE ARTISTS.
AND THESE WE ARE ARTISTS.
AND THESE THESE ARE OUR WEAPONS AND THESE THESE ARE OUR WEAPONS OF ARTISTIC DESTRUCTION.
THESE ARE OUR WEAPONS OF ARTISTIC DESTRUCTION.
PREPARE TO BE SPRAYED.
OF ARTISTIC DESTRUCTION.
PREPARE TO BE SPRAYED.
VANNY! PREPARE TO BE SPRAYED.
VANNY! YOU LEFT YOUR WET LAUNDRY VANNY! YOU LEFT YOUR WET LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE! YOU LEFT YOUR WET LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE! I'LL MOVE I IN THE WASHING MACHINE! I'LL MOVE I IN A MINUTE, MOM! I'LL MOVE I IN A MINUTE, MOM! EDIT THAT PART OUT.
IN A MINUTE, MOM! EDIT THAT PART OUT.
SURE, NO PROBLEM.
EDIT THAT PART OUT.
SURE, NO PROBLEM.
ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW HE HAS SURE, NO PROBLEM.
ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW HE HAS A MOTHER AND A LAZY EDITOR.
ALL RIGHT, WE KNOW HE HAS A MOTHER AND A LAZY EDITOR.
WHERE'S OLIVER? A MOTHER AND A LAZY EDITOR.
WHERE'S OLIVER? I DON'T KNOW.
WHERE'S OLIVER? I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST HIS FRIEND.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST HIS FRIEND.
I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THE GUY.
I'M JUST HIS FRIEND.
I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THE GUY.
YOU HELP HIM GET DRESSED I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF THE GUY.
YOU HELP HIM GET DRESSED IN THE MORNING.
YOU HELP HIM GET DRESSED IN THE MORNING.
SO? IN THE MORNING.
SO? HE PICKS THE CLOTHES.
SO? HE PICKS THE CLOTHES.
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
HE PICKS THE CLOTHES.
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
HEY, SO HOW MUCH MONEY MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
HEY, SO HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE GE HEY, SO HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE GE IF WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS? DO WE GE IF WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS? 10,000 BUCKS.
IF WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS? 10,000 BUCKS.
NICE.
10,000 BUCKS.
NICE.
HI.
NICE.
HI.
HI.
HI.
HI.
WHO'S THE FEEM? HI.
WHO'S THE FEEM? SHE'S MY COUSIN.
WHO'S THE FEEM? SHE'S MY COUSIN.
HER NAME IS KRISHA.
SHE'S MY COUSIN.
HER NAME IS KRISHA.
SHE'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
HER NAME IS KRISHA.
SHE'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
WELL, WHY'D YOU BRING HER? SHE'S A LITTLE WEIRD.
WELL, WHY'D YOU BRING HER? BECAUSE WE'RE SEARCHING WELL, WHY'D YOU BRING HER? BECAUSE WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THE WALL DOGS, AND SHE HAS BECAUSE WE'RE SEARCHING FOR THE WALL DOGS, AND SHE HAS AN AMAZING SENSE OF SMELL.
FOR THE WALL DOGS, AND SHE HAS AN AMAZING SENSE OF SMELL.
SMELL? AN AMAZING SENSE OF SMELL.
SMELL? YEAH.
SMELL? YEAH.
KRISHA, SNIFF JASPER'S MOUTH.
YEAH.
KRISHA, SNIFF JASPER'S MOUTH.
TELL US WHAT HE HAD FOR LUNCH.
KRISHA, SNIFF JASPER'S MOUTH.
TELL US WHAT HE HAD FOR LUNCH.
[ SNIFFS .]
TELL US WHAT HE HAD FOR LUNCH.
[ SNIFFS .]
CHICKEN [ SNIFFS .]
CHICKEN [ SNIFFS .]
CHICKEN [ SNIFFS .]
NUGGETS.
[ SNIFFS .]
NUGGETS.
THAT'S TRUE.
NUGGETS.
THAT'S TRUE.
WHOA.
THAT'S TRUE.
WHOA.
OKAY, SHE CAN JOIN OUR POSSE.
WHOA.
OKAY, SHE CAN JOIN OUR POSSE.
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.
OKAY, SHE CAN JOIN OUR POSSE.
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.
SIT ON THE COUCH.
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.
SIT ON THE COUCH.
OKAY, NOW SIT ON THE COUCH.
OKAY, NOW THIS MAP SHOWS OKAY, NOW THIS MAP SHOWS SOUTHWEST SWELLVIEW.
THIS MAP SHOWS SOUTHWEST SWELLVIEW.
WAIT.
SOUTHWEST SWELLVIEW.
WAIT.
I THINK KRISHA SMELLS SOMETHING.
WAIT.
I THINK KRISHA SMELLS SOMETHING.
[ SNIFFING .]
I THINK KRISHA SMELLS SOMETHING.
[ SNIFFING .]
WHAT IS IT, GIRL? [ SNIFFING .]
WHAT IS IT, GIRL? [ SNIFFS .]
WHAT IS IT, GIRL? [ SNIFFS .]
SOMEONE'S COMING.
[ SNIFFS .]
SOMEONE'S COMING.
[ SNIFFS .]
SOMEONE'S COMING.
[ SNIFFS .]
IT'S A CHILD.
[ SNIFFS .]
IT'S A CHILD.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK-- IT'S A CHILD.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK-- MOM, I'M HUNGRY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK-- MOM, I'M HUNGRY! PIPER, I'M TRYING MOM, I'M HUNGRY! PIPER, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MEETING.
PIPER, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MEETING.
WHERE'S HENRY? TO HAVE A MEETING.
WHERE'S HENRY? AT WORK.
WHERE'S HENRY? AT WORK.
HE SAID I COULD HAVE AT WORK.
HE SAID I COULD HAVE MY MEETING HERE.
HE SAID I COULD HAVE MY MEETING HERE.
WHY? MY MEETING HERE.
WHY? BECAUSE MY PARENTS WHY? BECAUSE MY PARENTS DON'T LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE.
BECAUSE MY PARENTS DON'T LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT, MEETING'S OVER, DON'T LIKE YOUNG PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT, MEETING'S OVER, GET OUT.
ALL RIGHT, MEETING'S OVER, GET OUT.
WHAT? GET OUT.
WHAT? OUT.
WHAT? OUT.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
OUT.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
GET OUT.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
GET OUT.
TELL YOUR STORY WALKING.
GET OUT.
TELL YOUR STORY WALKING.
I CAN HAVE A MEETING HERE.
TELL YOUR STORY WALKING.
I CAN HAVE A MEETING HERE.
GET OUT, GET OUT, I CAN HAVE A MEETING HERE.
GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT OF HERE.
GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, PIPER.
GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, PIPER.
GO TAKE A BATH.
COME ON, PIPER.
GO TAKE A BATH.
FINE.
GO TAKE A BATH.
FINE.
BUT WHEN WE GE FINE.
BUT WHEN WE GE THE $10,000 I'M NOT GOING BUT WHEN WE GE THE $10,000 I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY NEW FEET.
THE $10,000 I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU MY NEW FEET.
WHAT $10,000? TO SHOW YOU MY NEW FEET.
WHAT $10,000? THE REWARD WE'RE GOING WHAT $10,000? THE REWARD WE'RE GOING TO GET FROM THE POLICE.
THE REWARD WE'RE GOING TO GET FROM THE POLICE.
WHEN WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
TO GET FROM THE POLICE.
WHEN WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
ALL RIGHT, BACK INSIDE.
WHEN WE CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
ALL RIGHT, BACK INSIDE.
GO SIT DOWN.
ALL RIGHT, BACK INSIDE.
GO SIT DOWN.
SIT.
GO SIT DOWN.
SIT.
SIT DOWN.
SIT.
SIT DOWN.
SIT.
SIT DOWN.
SIT.
COME ON.
SIT.
COME ON.
SIT DOWN.
COME ON.
SIT DOWN.
SO, WHO'S IN CHARGE SIT DOWN.
SO, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS LITTLE GROUP HERE? SO, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS LITTLE GROUP HERE? I AM.
OF THIS LITTLE GROUP HERE? I AM.
NOT ANYMORE.
I AM.
NOT ANYMORE.
YAY.
NOT ANYMORE.
YAY.
I MEAN, BOO.
YAY.
I MEAN, BOO.
I DON'T THINK I MEAN, BOO.
I DON'T THINK THE WALL DOGS ARE COMING HERE.
I DON'T THINK THE WALL DOGS ARE COMING HERE.
SCHWOZ SAID THEY ARE.
THE WALL DOGS ARE COMING HERE.
SCHWOZ SAID THEY ARE.
COME ON, SCHWOZ SAID THEY ARE.
COME ON, IT'S AFTER 2:00 A.
M.
COME ON, IT'S AFTER 2:00 A.
M.
LET'S GO.
IT'S AFTER 2:00 A.
M.
LET'S GO.
NO.
LET'S GO.
NO.
UNTIL THOSE DISGUSTING WALL DOGS NO.
UNTIL THOSE DISGUSTING WALL DOGS SHOW UP HERE AND WE CATCH THEM, UNTIL THOSE DISGUSTING WALL DOGS SHOW UP HERE AND WE CATCH THEM, NEITHER ONE OF US SHOW UP HERE AND WE CATCH THEM, NEITHER ONE OF US LEAVES THIS SPOT.
NEITHER ONE OF US LEAVES THIS SPOT.
NOW, WAIT HERE.
LEAVES THIS SPOT.
NOW, WAIT HERE.
I GOT TO GO PEE.
NOW, WAIT HERE.
I GOT TO GO PEE.
YOU JUST SAID I GOT TO GO PEE.
YOU JUST SAID WE CAN'T LEAVE THIS SPOT.
YOU JUST SAID WE CAN'T LEAVE THIS SPOT.
I'VE HAD A GALLON OF SODA.
WE CAN'T LEAVE THIS SPOT.
I'VE HAD A GALLON OF SODA.
WHAT GOES IN MUST COME OUT.
I'VE HAD A GALLON OF SODA.
WHAT GOES IN MUST COME OUT.
BRAW.
WHAT GOES IN MUST COME OUT.
BRAW.
I'M THE HAND MONSTER.
BRAW.
I'M THE HAND MONSTER.
GRR.
I'M THE HAND MONSTER.
GRR.
[ LAUGHING .]
GRR.
[ LAUGHING .]
AH, IT'S FUN TO PRETEND.
[ LAUGHING .]
AH, IT'S FUN TO PRETEND.
[ MUFFLED VOICES .]
AH, IT'S FUN TO PRETEND.
[ MUFFLED VOICES .]
COME ON, [ MUFFLED VOICES .]
COME ON, LET'S TAG THE WINDMILL.
COME ON, LET'S TAG THE WINDMILL.
[ GROUP CHATTERS .]
LET'S TAG THE WINDMILL.
[ GROUP CHATTERS .]
FREEZE, WALL DOGS! [ GROUP CHATTERS .]
FREEZE, WALL DOGS! ALL RIGHT, NOW, FREEZE, WALL DOGS! ALL RIGHT, NOW, I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE PAIR ALL RIGHT, NOW, I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S GOING OF HANDCUFFS, BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S GOING TO BE BACK IN A SECOND BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S GOING TO BE BACK IN A SECOND AND HE HAS MORE HANDCUFFS.
TO BE BACK IN A SECOND AND HE HAS MORE HANDCUFFS.
SO, UNTIL HE GETS HERE-- AND HE HAS MORE HANDCUFFS.
SO, UNTIL HE GETS HERE-- HEY, WAIT! SO, UNTIL HE GETS HERE-- HEY, WAIT! HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, HEY, HEY! HA! GOTCHA, DUDE! HEY, HEY, HEY! HA! GOTCHA, DUDE! NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- HA! GOTCHA, DUDE! NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- WHOA, YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- WHOA, YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
THANKS FOR NOTICING.
WHOA, YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
THANKS FOR NOTICING.
GET HIM, REEKO! THANKS FOR NOTICING.
GET HIM, REEKO! OKAY.
GET HIM, REEKO! OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
THERE WAS NO REEKO.
OKAY.
THERE WAS NO REEKO.
JUST LET ME GO.
THERE WAS NO REEKO.
JUST LET ME GO.
WHERE'S VAN DEL? JUST LET ME GO.
WHERE'S VAN DEL? WHO'S VAN DEL? WHERE'S VAN DEL? WHO'S VAN DEL? YOU KNOW, YOUR LEADER.
WHO'S VAN DEL? YOU KNOW, YOUR LEADER.
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
YOU KNOW, YOUR LEADER.
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
DON'T LIE.
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
DON'T LIE.
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DON'T LIE.
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER SWELLVIEW RUNNING AROUND ALL OVER SWELLVIEW MESSING UP BUILDINGS.
ALL OVER SWELLVIEW MESSING UP BUILDINGS.
NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS MESSING UP BUILDINGS.
NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
NOW, PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
UGH.
BEHIND YOUR BACK.
UGH.
YOU'RE SUCH A HERBERT.
UGH.
YOU'RE SUCH A HERBERT.
I AM NOT A HERBERT.
YOU'RE SUCH A HERBERT.
I AM NOT A HERBERT.
WHAT IS A HERBERT? I AM NOT A HERBERT.
WHAT IS A HERBERT? A DORK.
WHAT IS A HERBERT? A DORK.
SOMEONE WHO'S LAME.
A DORK.
SOMEONE WHO'S LAME.
SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SOMEONE WHO'S LAME.
SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WALL DOGS STAND FOR, SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WALL DOGS STAND FOR, WHICH IS ARTISTIC DEFIANCE.
WHAT THE WALL DOGS STAND FOR, WHICH IS ARTISTIC DEFIANCE.
HERBERT.
WHICH IS ARTISTIC DEFIANCE.
HERBERT.
OR HERBERT.
OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A PUNK OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A PUNK WHO RUNS AROUND TOWN AT NIGH MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A PUNK WHO RUNS AROUND TOWN AT NIGH WEARING YOUR DARK CLOTHES WHO RUNS AROUND TOWN AT NIGH WEARING YOUR DARK CLOTHES AND DUMB MASK WEARING YOUR DARK CLOTHES AND DUMB MASK SPRAY PAINTING STUPID STUFF AND DUMB MASK SPRAY PAINTING STUPID STUFF BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER.
SPRAY PAINTING STUPID STUFF BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER.
[ CRYING .]
BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER.
[ CRYING .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ CRYING .]
ALL RIGHT.
OH, I'M SORRY, NO.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, I'M SORRY, NO.
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID.
OH, I'M SORRY, NO.
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID.
OKAY, HEY.
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID.
OKAY, HEY.
HEY, COME ON.
OKAY, HEY.
HEY, COME ON.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- HEY, COME ON.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- OH, DANG IT.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- OH, DANG IT.
SO, I GOT TO GO NOW.
OH, DANG IT.
SO, I GOT TO GO NOW.
TRY NOT TO MISS ME TOO MUCH.
SO, I GOT TO GO NOW.
TRY NOT TO MISS ME TOO MUCH.
OR THIS HANDCUFF KEY.
TRY NOT TO MISS ME TOO MUCH.
OR THIS HANDCUFF KEY.
THIS ISN'T OVER.
OR THIS HANDCUFF KEY.
THIS ISN'T OVER.
YOU CAN RUN NOW, THIS ISN'T OVER.
YOU CAN RUN NOW, BUT SOONER OR LATER YOU CAN RUN NOW, BUT SOONER OR LATER I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.
BUT SOONER OR LATER I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT EASY I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, FOR YOU.
MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
COME ALONE.
THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
COME ALONE.
ALONE? COME ALONE.
ALONE? HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- ALONE? HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, YOU BETTER NOT-- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, YOU BETTER NOT-- NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T.
NO, YOU BETTER NOT-- NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T.
ISN'T THAT MORE FUN NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T.
ISN'T THAT MORE FUN THAN FIGHTING WITH ME? ISN'T THAT MORE FUN THAN FIGHTING WITH ME? NO.
THAN FIGHTING WITH ME? NO.
MAYBE.
NO.
MAYBE.
KIND OF.
MAYBE.
KIND OF.
I CAN'T BE SURE KIND OF.
I CAN'T BE SURE UNLESS YOU DO IT AGAIN.
I CAN'T BE SURE UNLESS YOU DO IT AGAIN.
MAYBE I WILL TOMORROW NIGH UNLESS YOU DO IT AGAIN.
MAYBE I WILL TOMORROW NIGH IF YOU COME ALONE.
MAYBE I WILL TOMORROW NIGH IF YOU COME ALONE.
BUT I IF YOU COME ALONE.
BUT I BYE, HERBERT.
BUT I BYE, HERBERT.
HEY.
BYE, HERBERT.
HEY.
I'M DONE PEEING.
HEY.
I'M DONE PEEING.
WILL YOU GUYS HURRY UP AND GET THESE HANDCUFFS OFF OF ME? I'VE HAD AN ITCH FOR AN HOUR OFF OF ME? I'VE HAD AN ITCH FOR AN HOUR AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.
I'VE HAD AN ITCH FOR AN HOUR AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.
WHERE'S YOUR ITCH? AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT.
WHERE'S YOUR ITCH? WE'LL SCRATCH IT FOR YOU.
WHERE'S YOUR ITCH? WE'LL SCRATCH IT FOR YOU.
EH, I DON'T THINK YOU WAN WE'LL SCRATCH IT FOR YOU.
EH, I DON'T THINK YOU WAN TO DO THAT.
EH, I DON'T THINK YOU WAN TO DO THAT.
HEY, GIVE ME TO DO THAT.
HEY, GIVE ME ONE OF MY GUM BALLS.
HEY, GIVE ME ONE OF MY GUM BALLS.
START TRYING ONE OF MY GUM BALLS.
START TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK.
START TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK.
YEP.
TO PICK THE LOCK.
YEP.
HANG ON.
YEP.
HANG ON.
I'M GOING TO CHANGE BACK.
HANG ON.
I'M GOING TO CHANGE BACK.
OKAY, TRY TO UNLOCK ME.
I'M GOING TO CHANGE BACK.
OKAY, TRY TO UNLOCK ME.
YOU KNOW, OKAY, TRY TO UNLOCK ME.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
WHAT DID I DO? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
WHAT DID I DO? YOU LET ALL THE WALL DOGS WHAT DID I DO? YOU LET ALL THE WALL DOGS GET AWAY.
YOU LET ALL THE WALL DOGS GET AWAY.
HEY, I CAUGHT ONE.
GET AWAY.
HEY, I CAUGHT ONE.
TILL SHE TRICKED ME HEY, I CAUGHT ONE.
TILL SHE TRICKED ME AND HANDCUFFED ME TILL SHE TRICKED ME AND HANDCUFFED ME TO THIS BALL WASHER.
AND HANDCUFFED ME TO THIS BALL WASHER.
SHE? TO THIS BALL WASHER.
SHE? YOU NEVER SAID SHE? YOU NEVER SAID SHE WAS A GIRL.
YOU NEVER SAID SHE WAS A GIRL.
WELL, SHE WAS.
SHE WAS A GIRL.
WELL, SHE WAS.
AND SHE WAS REALLY TOUGH.
WELL, SHE WAS.
AND SHE WAS REALLY TOUGH.
AND PRETTY.
AND SHE WAS REALLY TOUGH.
AND PRETTY.
SHE HAD THESE AND PRETTY.
SHE HAD THESE THESE EYES SHE HAD THESE THESE EYES AND THIS FACE THESE EYES AND THIS FACE OH, SHE HAD EYES AND A FACE? AND THIS FACE OH, SHE HAD EYES AND A FACE? WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE OH, SHE HAD EYES AND A FACE? WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE A DESCRIPTION OF HER.
WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE A DESCRIPTION OF HER.
WH A DESCRIPTION OF HER.
WH WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? WH WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR LIPS? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR LIPS? I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR LIPS? I DON'T KNOW.
LIP SKIN? I DON'T KNOW.
LIP SKIN? STICKY LIP SKIN? STICKY STRAWBERRY.
STICKY STRAWBERRY.
LIP GLOSS? STRAWBERRY.
LIP GLOSS? DID YOU KISS LIP GLOSS? DID YOU KISS THAT GIRL WALL DOG? DID YOU KISS THAT GIRL WALL DOG? NO.
THAT GIRL WALL DOG? NO.
SHE KISSED ME.
NO.
SHE KISSED ME.
[ BOTH .]
OH MY GOD.
SHE KISSED ME.
[ BOTH .]
OH MY GOD.
WHAT? [ BOTH .]
OH MY GOD.
WHAT? YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN WHAT? YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN AND YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN AND YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE BECAUSE THE CRIMINAL AND YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE BECAUSE THE CRIMINAL HAPPENED TO BE A PRETTY GIRL? BECAUSE THE CRIMINAL HAPPENED TO BE A PRETTY GIRL? AN EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRL.
HAPPENED TO BE A PRETTY GIRL? AN EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRL.
THERE, GOT THE HANDCUFFS OFF.
AN EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRL.
THERE, GOT THE HANDCUFFS OFF.
RAY, I'M SORRY.
THERE, GOT THE HANDCUFFS OFF.
RAY, I'M SORRY.
I REALLY DID TRY RAY, I'M SORRY.
I REALLY DID TRY TO CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
I REALLY DID TRY TO CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
ALL RIGHT.
TO CATCH THE WALL DOGS.
ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WISH WE HAD ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WISH WE HAD MORE INFORMATION.
I JUST WISH WE HAD MORE INFORMATION.
LIKE WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS MORE INFORMATION.
LIKE WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS OR WHERE THEY'RE GOING LIKE WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS OR WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO STRIKE NEXT.
OR WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO STRIKE NEXT.
DID THE GIRL THAT KISSED YOU TO STRIKE NEXT.
DID THE GIRL THAT KISSED YOU SAY ANYTHING DID THE GIRL THAT KISSED YOU SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? OR FIND HER? THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? OR FIND HER? MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, OR FIND HER? MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER MEET ME TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
MIDNIGHT, RIGHT UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
COME ALONE.
THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
COME ALONE.
NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
COME ALONE.
NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
REALLY? NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
REALLY? BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE REALLY? BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.
BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.
YEAH.
THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING.
YEAH.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT? YEAH.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT? PIZZA.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT? PIZZA.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME PIZZA.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU'RE BACK.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU'RE BACK.
[ PANTING .]
YOU'RE BACK.
[ PANTING .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ PANTING .]
[ SIGHS .]
JASPER? [ SIGHS .]
JASPER? IS THAT YOU? JASPER? IS THAT YOU? LOOK.
IS THAT YOU? LOOK.
I CAUGHT A WALL DOG.
LOOK.
I CAUGHT A WALL DOG.
WHAT? I CAUGHT A WALL DOG.
WHAT? I SAW HIM PAINTING THE HOUSE WHAT? I SAW HIM PAINTING THE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.
I SAW HIM PAINTING THE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A PAINTER.
DOWN THE STREET.
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A PAINTER.
THEY'RE PAYING ME THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A PAINTER.
THEY'RE PAYING ME TO PAINT THE GARAGE.
THEY'RE PAYING ME TO PAINT THE GARAGE.
SHUT UP, WALL DOG.
TO PAINT THE GARAGE.
SHUT UP, WALL DOG.
HE'S NOT A WALL DOG.
SHUT UP, WALL DOG.
HE'S NOT A WALL DOG.
THAT'S A LEGIT HOUSE PAINTER.
HE'S NOT A WALL DOG.
THAT'S A LEGIT HOUSE PAINTER.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE WERE THAT'S A LEGIT HOUSE PAINTER.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE WALL DOGS.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE WALL DOGS.
WHAT HAPPENED? SUPPOSED TO FIND THE WALL DOGS.
WHAT HAPPENED? WELL, I WAS DOWN WHAT HAPPENED? WELL, I WAS DOWN BY THE NEW JANDY BRIDGE WELL, I WAS DOWN BY THE NEW JANDY BRIDGE LOOKING FOR THE WALL DOGS BY THE NEW JANDY BRIDGE LOOKING FOR THE WALL DOGS AND A MEAN CAT CHASED ME LOOKING FOR THE WALL DOGS AND A MEAN CAT CHASED ME INTO THE RIVER.
AND A MEAN CAT CHASED ME INTO THE RIVER.
UGH.
INTO THE RIVER.
UGH.
YOUR STORY'S LAMER THAN HIS.
UGH.
YOUR STORY'S LAMER THAN HIS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOUR STORY'S LAMER THAN HIS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I I WAS IN SWELLVIEW PARK I I WAS IN SWELLVIEW PARK AND I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY I WAS IN SWELLVIEW PARK AND I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY HIDING IN THE BUSHES AND I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY HIDING IN THE BUSHES SO I REACHED IN HIDING IN THE BUSHES SO I REACHED IN AND A SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
SO I REACHED IN AND A SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
OKAY, HOW CAN AND A SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
OKAY, HOW CAN ALL THREE OF YOU OKAY, HOW CAN ALL THREE OF YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT? ALL THREE OF YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT? HI.
BE SO INCOMPETENT? HI.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? HI.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? IN HENRY'S ROOM WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? IN HENRY'S ROOM TRYING ON HIS CLOTHES.
IN HENRY'S ROOM TRYING ON HIS CLOTHES.
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL.
TRYING ON HIS CLOTHES.
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL.
OKAY.
PLEASE TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL.
OKAY.
GET UP.
OKAY.
GET UP.
GET UP.
GET UP.
GET UP.
COME ON, ALL OF YOU, GET UP.
GET UP.
COME ON, ALL OF YOU, GET UP.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE COME ON, ALL OF YOU, GET UP.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE AND GO FIND THE WALL DOGS NOW, GET OUT OF HERE AND GO FIND THE WALL DOGS SO WE CAN GET THE $10,000.
AND GO FIND THE WALL DOGS SO WE CAN GET THE $10,000.
OKAY.
SO WE CAN GET THE $10,000.
OKAY.
I THINK I'M DYING.
OKAY.
I THINK I'M DYING.
I'M SERIOUS.
I THINK I'M DYING.
I'M SERIOUS.
DON'T COME BACK I'M SERIOUS.
DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT A WALL DOG.
DON'T COME BACK WITHOUT A WALL DOG.
OKAY.
WITHOUT A WALL DOG.
OKAY.
I'M DYING.
OKAY.
I'M DYING.
I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
I'M DYING.
I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
[ GRUNTING .]
I'M GOING, I'M GOING.
[ GRUNTING .]
HEY! [ GRUNTING .]
HEY! HELLO? HEY! HELLO? GIRL? HELLO? GIRL? HERE, WALL DOG.
GIRL? HERE, WALL DOG.
[ WHISTLES .]
HERE, WALL DOG.
[ WHISTLES .]
YOU KNOW YOU COULD HAVE [ WHISTLES .]
YOU KNOW YOU COULD HAVE JUST WALKED UP TO ME.
YOU KNOW YOU COULD HAVE JUST WALKED UP TO ME.
YOU CAME HERE ALONE, RIGHT? JUST WALKED UP TO ME.
YOU CAME HERE ALONE, RIGHT? YEAH, I'M ALONE.
YOU CAME HERE ALONE, RIGHT? YEAH, I'M ALONE.
GOOD TO KNOW.
YEAH, I'M ALONE.
GOOD TO KNOW.
HEY, I DON'T EVEN GOOD TO KNOW.
HEY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
HEY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU GUESS? KNOW YOUR NAME.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU GUESS? HERE'S A HINT, IT'S VERONIKA.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU GUESS? HERE'S A HINT, IT'S VERONIKA.
THAT'S A PRETTY SPECIFIC HERE'S A HINT, IT'S VERONIKA.
THAT'S A PRETTY SPECIFIC HINT, VERONIKA.
THAT'S A PRETTY SPECIFIC HINT, VERONIKA.
WHAT'S THIS FOR? HINT, VERONIKA.
WHAT'S THIS FOR? LET'S GO TO WORK WHAT'S THIS FOR? LET'S GO TO WORK ON THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
LET'S GO TO WORK ON THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
WHAT? NO, ARE YOU, CRAZY? ON THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
WHAT? NO, ARE YOU, CRAZY? ARE YOU REALLY GOING WHAT? NO, ARE YOU, CRAZY? ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO BE A HERBERT? ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO BE A HERBERT? I AM NOT A HERBERT.
TO BE A HERBERT? I AM NOT A HERBERT.
THIS SIGN IS THE PROPERTY I AM NOT A HERBERT.
THIS SIGN IS THE PROPERTY OF OUR CITY, THIS SIGN IS THE PROPERTY OF OUR CITY, AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU OF OUR CITY, AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL TO IT.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL TO IT.
OH, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL TO IT.
OH, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS ILLEGAL OH, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS ILLEGAL MEANS IT'S WRONG? SOMETHING IS ILLEGAL MEANS IT'S WRONG? WELL, YEAH.
MEANS IT'S WRONG? WELL, YEAH.
I'M AN ARTIST.
WELL, YEAH.
I'M AN ARTIST.
THE WALL DOGS ARE ARTISTS.
I'M AN ARTIST.
THE WALL DOGS ARE ARTISTS.
DON'T YOU LIKE ARTISTS? THE WALL DOGS ARE ARTISTS.
DON'T YOU LIKE ARTISTS? SURE.
DON'T YOU LIKE ARTISTS? SURE.
BUT WHY SHOULD EVERYONE SURE.
BUT WHY SHOULD EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW BE FORCED BUT WHY SHOULD EVERYONE IN SWELLVIEW BE FORCED TO LOOK AT YOUR ART? IN SWELLVIEW BE FORCED TO LOOK AT YOUR ART? WHY AM I FORCED TO LOOK TO LOOK AT YOUR ART? WHY AM I FORCED TO LOOK AT GIANT BILLBOARDS WHY AM I FORCED TO LOOK AT GIANT BILLBOARDS ADVERTISING THINGS AT GIANT BILLBOARDS ADVERTISING THINGS I DON'T WANT TO BUY? ADVERTISING THINGS I DON'T WANT TO BUY? LIKE DIAPERS AND LAWYERS? I DON'T WANT TO BUY? LIKE DIAPERS AND LAWYERS? MAYBE SOME LAWYERS LIKE DIAPERS AND LAWYERS? MAYBE SOME LAWYERS NEED DIAPERS.
MAYBE SOME LAWYERS NEED DIAPERS.
I DON'T KNOW.
NEED DIAPERS.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KISS AGAIN.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KISS AGAIN.
[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KISS AGAIN.
[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
A POLICE HELICOPTER? [ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
A POLICE HELICOPTER? YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? A POLICE HELICOPTER? YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? NO, I DID.
YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? NO, I DID.
CAPTAIN MAN? NO, I DID.
CAPTAIN MAN? YOU SAID YOU CAME ALONE.
CAPTAIN MAN? YOU SAID YOU CAME ALONE.
I THOUGHT I DID.
YOU SAID YOU CAME ALONE.
I THOUGHT I DID.
HOW'D YOU FIND ME? I THOUGHT I DID.
HOW'D YOU FIND ME? I FOLLOWED YOU.
HOW'D YOU FIND ME? I FOLLOWED YOU.
THEN I HID IN THOSE BUSHES I FOLLOWED YOU.
THEN I HID IN THOSE BUSHES OVER THERE THEN I HID IN THOSE BUSHES OVER THERE AND WATCHED YOU TWO KISS.
OVER THERE AND WATCHED YOU TWO KISS.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD AND WATCHED YOU TWO KISS.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD BUT IT'S MY JOB.
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD BUT IT'S MY JOB.
CAPTAIN MAN! LOOK! BUT IT'S MY JOB.
CAPTAIN MAN! LOOK! WE'RE UP HERE! CAPTAIN MAN! LOOK! WE'RE UP HERE! I KNOW! WE'RE UP HERE! I KNOW! WE'RE IN THE HELICOPTER! I KNOW! WE'RE IN THE HELICOPTER! I KNOW! WE'RE IN THE HELICOPTER! I KNOW! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
I KNOW! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME.
ONE OF US HAS LIED TO ME.
ONE OF US HAS TO PROTECT THE CITY ONE OF US HAS TO PROTECT THE CITY FROM TRASH LIKE HER.
TO PROTECT THE CITY FROM TRASH LIKE HER.
ALL RIGHT, FROM TRASH LIKE HER.
ALL RIGHT, DON'T CALL HER TRASH.
ALL RIGHT, DON'T CALL HER TRASH.
TRASH.
DON'T CALL HER TRASH.
TRASH.
SHE'S NOT TRASH.
TRASH.
SHE'S NOT TRASH.
AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER SHE'S NOT TRASH.
AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER ANYWHERE AND YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER ANYWHERE OLD MAN.
ANYWHERE OLD MAN.
HOW DARE YOU.
OLD MAN.
HOW DARE YOU.
YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE HOW DARE YOU.
YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY AGE.
YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY AGE.
BY THE WAY, I'M ONLY 34.
ABOUT MY AGE.
BY THE WAY, I'M ONLY 34.
NOW, SHE'S GOING TO JAIL.
BY THE WAY, I'M ONLY 34.
NOW, SHE'S GOING TO JAIL.
COME HERE.
NOW, SHE'S GOING TO JAIL.
COME HERE.
GET OFF ME.
COME HERE.
GET OFF ME.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
GET OFF ME.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
[ GRUNTING .]
LEAVE HER ALONE.
[ GRUNTING .]
THAT WAS NOT OKAY.
[ GRUNTING .]
THAT WAS NOT OKAY.
AAH! THAT WAS NOT OKAY.
AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
YOU JUST PUSHED CAPTAIN MAN [ GRUNTING .]
YOU JUST PUSHED CAPTAIN MAN DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
YOU JUST PUSHED CAPTAIN MAN DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
WELL, I COULDN'T LET HIM DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
WELL, I COULDN'T LET HIM TAKE YOU TO JAIL.
WELL, I COULDN'T LET HIM TAKE YOU TO JAIL.
COME ON, WE GOT TO GO.
TAKE YOU TO JAIL.
COME ON, WE GOT TO GO.
BUT THE HELICOPTER COME ON, WE GOT TO GO.
BUT THE HELICOPTER HAS LIGHTS.
BUT THE HELICOPTER HAS LIGHTS.
THEY'LL FOLLOW US.
HAS LIGHTS.
THEY'LL FOLLOW US.
NOT IF I PUT OU THEY'LL FOLLOW US.
NOT IF I PUT OU THEIR LIGHTS.
NOT IF I PUT OU THEIR LIGHTS.
HA! MISSED US! THEIR LIGHTS.
HA! MISSED US! MAYBE YOU SHOULD AIM.
HA! MISSED US! MAYBE YOU SHOULD AIM.
DANG! OUR LIGHT! SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING BAD? FEELS GOOD.
[ OVEN BELL .]