The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e23 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
It's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the brink!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
Yo, Mario!
Come on!
If we don't start
fishin' right now,
we're never gonna get home in
time for the Plumber's Hoedown
tonight.
Hey, did you
remember the bait?
Of course.
I've got it right here.
Egh, this is disgusting.
Oh don't worry about it
the fish will love it Luigi.
You know what I
can't understand?
What happened to
cousins Luigi Bob and,
Mario Joe?
I mean they're not here yet.
Ahh I'll tell ya, I'm gonna
leave them a note here and
tell them where we went.
Good idea.
Ok.
Ahhh!
Ah don't be such a scarecrow!
Alright come on
Mario, let's go,
let's hit the road.
You carry, the
wonderful disgusting mess.
Come on, the fish are waiting.
I can't wait!
Here we come fish!
Howdy do!
Anybody home?
Luigi, Mario, anybody home?
Oh I reckon there's some
kind of note down yonder.
I believe you're
right Mario Joe,
let's see what we got here.
Ahh!
Eh city crow.
Let me see, dear
Mario and Luigi Bob,
sorry we missed
you, but went fishing.
Make yourself at home.
Make ourselves at home?
Yeeee-haw!
Fiddles!
Wa-hoo!
Yahoo!
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's
log number 230.
It wasn't the best
way to start the day;
Koopa had captured us, and
locked us in his dungeon.
And it's gonna get
badder, before it gets better,
faucet freaks.
You don't scare
me, ya big windbag!
Uh, Toad?
Take it easy.
Come on Koopa stoopa!
I'm not afraid!
Whaddaya think of that?
I think it's time you joined
the rest of the Mushroom,
people as a rock!
Yeoooow!
No!
Leapin' lasagna!
Oh no!
Poor Toad!
And he ain't the
only one going bye bye!
I'm gonna turn those
two fat little plumbers,
into two flat little plumbers.
[laughs]
Oh no, please, let them go!
I-I'll do anything
you want King Koopa.
Anything!
Anything?
Like marry me?
Marry you?
With you as my bride, I'll
be the legal ruler of the
Mushroom Kingdom!
It's the only thing I need
to accomplish total victory.
Don't do it, Princess!
We'll get you out of this.
Somehow.
We will?
Ok, ok, I'll do it!
I knew I was irresistible.
If you promise to free the
Marios and restore Toad and my
Mushroom people to life!
Tell ya what, I'll restore
Toad and your people before
the wedding, and
free the Marios after.
Deal?
Ok, it's a deal.
[laughs]
Whoa!
Yipes!
Oof!
Huh?
Take the Princess
to the great hall,
and spread the word!
We're gettin'
married in the morning!
This is awful!
We gotta get outta here
and stop that crazy wedding!
Exactly right, Luigi!
And what do plumbers do
best, next to fixing pipes?
Dig!
Yeooow!
The lucky Princess Toadstool's
gonna get me as her handsome
husband.
If I figured right, this
tunnel will lead us straight
to the Princess.
And if you figured wrong?
You had to ask.
Oh!
This better fit!
Oh it will!
You'll make an awesome groom
your Royal Repulsiveness.
Hey you!
Put together a band!
A loud band!
The louder the better!
And you!
Make up a guest list.
Invite all my
friends to the wedding!
Uh, friends?
Uh, what friends?
Well, there's a, nah, nah.
How about the um.
Alright invite my mother,
she'll show up for the cake.
I can't get
married in this jacket!
[Princess:] You're
not getting married,
period!
And why is that, my
beautiful betrothed?
You haven't released Toad and
my Mushroom people like you
promised!
Oh alright, keep
your crown on.
You want people to
think I'm marrying a nag?
Well?
What are you waiting for?
Set my people free.
Whoa!
Princess!
What happened?
[laughs]
You don't wanna know.
We've been
diggin' a long time,
Mario.
Don't worry Luigi.
This is the right way, I
got an instinct about these
things.
[cheering]
[sniffling]
Don't do it Princess!
Don't marry Koopa,
I'd rather be a rock!
But what kind of princess
would I be if I didn't save my
people?
Or try to free
Mario and Luigi?
I can't let you go
through with this!
Get that little toadstool
outta here before I get sick!
Oh Toad!
Goodbye Toad!
Goodbye my people!
Goodbye and good luck!
Leapin' lasagna!
We're not even in
the castle anymore!
Hey!
It's Toad and the
Mushroom people!
Koopa let them go!
Which means, he
kept his promise!
Now the Princess
has to marry Koopa!
Koopa keep a promise?
No way!
Look!
What're you
doin' snake breath?
Doin' what I do
best: being really bad!
I'm rockin' ya, back to sleep!
Uh oh!
Run!
That fang faced, two
timing, double crosser!
Whoa!
Yikes!
You're not gonna
get away with--
Correction stone face, I
just got away with it!
[laughs]
You there!
Troopas!
Take this rock pile
back inside the castle.
I don't want the Princess to
find out what I did to her
people 'til after our wedding!
What a rotten reptile!
He broke his
promise to the Princess!
Yeah!
Now what do we do?
We go tell the Princess
and stop the wedding!
That's what!
And exactly how do
we get inside the castle?
Relax Luigi.
I got a brainstorm!
What do you want?
We're caterers and--
Caterers? We don't need
no stinkin' caterers!
I told ya it wouldn't work.
Plumbers never give up Luigi.
Open up!
We got bug soup here!
Special for King
Koopa's wedding!
Bug soup?
Why didn't ya say so?
I don't believe they fell
for the old bug soup trick!
Worry about it
some other time.
We gotta save the
Princess, remember?
[out of tune band]
No, no, no!
Put some feeling into it!
Some romance!
Some--
Female: Koopums!
Koopums!
Sweet little baby!
You're makin'
Mama soooo happy!
Ow!
I'm glad Mama.
What took ya so long
to find a nice girl,
and settle down anyway?
So this is the lucky bride.
I want you and my
little Koopums to spend your
honeymoon with me.
A-a honeymoon?
Oh yes!
I live in the foulest,
smelliest swamp in seven
worlds.
You'll love it!
[crying]
Poor dear, she's
overcome with joy.
Hold it right there, you guys!
Don't we know you?
Hooray!
[gasp]
Patty cake, patty
cake, Pasta Man.
Give me pasta power
as fast as you can!
Let's make plumber tracks!
[gasp]
Yeow!
Ooh ow!
[Luigi:] Holy macaroni!
We're lost inside this
cockamamie castle again!
We'll never find the Princess!
Luigi!
You're sitting on Toad!
Huh?
Oh, sorry Toad.
This is great Luigi!
It is?
Sure!
Toad knows his way
around the castle.
All we gotta do is find
Koopa's magic scepter!
Turn Toad back into Toad, and
he'll lead us straight to the
Princess!
Both of ya, follow me!
Gee.
Mario gets the brainstorms,
and I get the backaches!
That was the wedding cake.
We must be getting close!
If we ever get
out of this Toad,
I'm putting you on a diet.
The cake's here Koopums!
The bride's here, and
so is the minister!
So how come
you're not dressed yet,
ya bad, little boy?
Yes Mama!
Right Mama!
Sorry Mama!
If that jacket's
not ready Mouser,
I'll turn you over to Mama!
Koopa's in there.
I'm gonna get his magic
scepter and turn Toad,
back into himself!
I don't care if ya
turn him into ravioli!
Just get him off my back.
All right!
Lookin' good, your
royal Koopaness!
[Mama:] Koopums!
We're waiting!
I'm coming Mama!
That's just what
the plumber ordered.
Super Mario, and Super Luigi!
About time!
I was tired of being a rock.
Whew.
Not as tired as me.
Whoops!
It burned out.
Forget about that!
The wedding is starting!
We gotta save the Princess!
Lead us to the wedding Toad!
It's gotta be in
the great hall.
This way!
Uh, do you,
Princess Toadstool,
take this regal
reptile, for your husband?
Don't forget our
deal Princess;
I kept my promise
to free your people,
now you keep yours.
Ok.
[gulp]
Alright.
I--
[Mario:]
Stop the wedding!
Ahhhh!
Princess!
Koopa fibbed!
He turned all your
people back into rocks!
You double crossing fibber!
I'll never marry you, ever!
Whew.
Someday you'll get
what you deserve!
[Mama:] You ungrateful child.
Now I'll have to tell
all the relatives that,
stupid Koopums is
still a bachelor!
Koopums!
Yes, Mama?
Go sit in the
corner for six days!
Hey cousin Mario, yo
what they call this,
stuff they got on
top of the pizza?
Pepperoni.
Pepperoni?
Where's that from?
A little tiny
animal about that big.
Not kidding, what
they call that?
Nickaroonie.
[ding dong]
What in tarnation do
you expect that is?
Well I don't really know, do
you reckon we should find out?
Hm.
I think I reckon so.
Come on in!
Howdy there, is this here the
Mario Brothers' sink fixin'
shop?
Well, you see
what I need to do,
is to get me a
brand spankin' new,
store bought faucet assembly.
Have you all got one?
Well, I don't know you see we
ain't--
We ain't exactly sure
if we've got one
down here ma'am.
Oh I guess I'm just
plumb outta luck.
Oh no we'll help ya Miss!
Well please, just
call me Ellie Mae,
but I didn't catch your name.
Oh well ma'am, I-I-I'm Luigi
see ain't nothin' funny on the
end or nothin' like Bob
or nothin' like that,
just plain old Luigi.
Yes ma'am.
And I'm Mario, just Mario,
we're the Mario Brothers
Plumbing, and we're here to
take care of all your plumbin'
needs!
Yes ma'am.
Well you're just the kind
of plumbers I'm looking for:
country bumpkins.
Thank you.
Are you fellas gonna be
ready to go anytime soon?
Like this week?
Yup.
We're takin' the kids to
the next Legend of Zelda.
Hoo-ee!
You're just about the cutest
little fella I've ever seen.
What do y'all call him?
Zeke.
Mook.
Well, I want to thank you
fellas for goin' to make a
house call.
But are you sure you all done
a bunch of plumbing before?
Yes ma'am, we're up
on all the fancy new,
thingamajigs.
Shucks ma'am, we'd be more
than happy to be fixin' your
sink.
Oh isn't that sweet.
I'll tell ya what,
when y'all are finished,
why don't we just get you to
stay over and we'll just have
an old fashioned
possum dinner?
Hoo-ee!
Phew.
Well, let us to it ma'am.
Lead on.
Ok well, while y'all work,
I'll just bake up a fresh
peach cobbler.
Alright, I feel
like I've died,
and gone to heaven.
Hoo-ee, hoo!
What a day, I
mean this was great.
Great time.
Sheesh I loved it.
What do I tell you those
rat fish were really jumpin'
today.
Yea?
We would've got a heck of a
lot more if you hadn't eaten
all the bait.
Hey I was hungry.
You were hungry?
He he.
Hey, Mario, all I know
is, that I am ready,
to shake it up at the
Plumber's Hoedown tonight.
All the prettiest girls in
Brooklyn are gonna be there.
Hey looks like Luigi Bob and,
Mario Joe didn't make it huh?
Well, I'll tell you the
truth it's just as well.
I mean Mario, if
they had been here,
we would have to take them
with us to the dance tonight.
And with those
hick cousins of ours,
hey hey, we'd never have a
chance to get any of the
pretty girls.
Oh boy yea, can you
imagine those two guys,
thinkin' that
they're anything like us?
[laughs]
They don't have
a, je ne sais quoi.
Whatever.
'Til next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪