Thundercats (2011) s01e23 Episode Script
Recipe for Disaster
You lost the sword of Plun-Darr, Lion-O, a fatal blow.
And with the ashes of the demon Sykylax, I'll transform myself into the instrument of your final destruction.
Ancient Spirits of Evil, I call upon you to resurrect this Titan.
And imbue it with my soul! We're two days out from Dog City.
The sooner we meet up with WilyKit and Kat, the sooner we get back to searching for the next stone.
Has anyone seen Lion-O and Pumyra? He invited her into the woods to collect firewood.
The poor kid's only setting himself up to get shot down, again.
Pumyra isn't exactly the friendliest cat.
Sometimes I get the feeling there's another side to you that you don't let a whole lot of people see.
Aren't we supposed to be collecting firewood? I didn't just walk you out here to get you alone.
Is that supposed to be for me? This? I just thought it smelled nice.
It burns! Let me take a look.
I'm sure it's just What? Nothing.
It's fine.
You can barely tell.
Friends, do you ever wake up in the morning feeling blecch, like you have no energy whatsoever? Well, I hold in my hand a bottle of Ponzi's miracle elixir, guaranteed to put Spring back in your step and the pink back on your cheeks.
Hogwash! Ma'am? I gave some of your miracle elixir to my daughter.
It put the pink on her cheeks all right.
I can explain that.
I bought some for my nervous disposition.
Now I'm as calm as a Spring Day.
Except when I do that.
Lucy, get ready.
In my defense, let me just say Out of my way! Pink hair.
That's a new one.
Remind me to add that to the warning label, Lucy.
Lucy, we're in luck.
Unfortunately, all of it's bad.
Need a hand? And who can I thank for coming to a poor one's rescue? What? I've never seen a head that big.
Worry not.
It's nothing a bottle of Ponzi's miracle elixir won't take care of.
Guaranteed to make all your problems disappear.
I definitely have a few problems that could use disappearing.
I'll take it.
There.
That should hold.
Thank you, my feline friend.
And now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.
Somewhere out there is a town filled with poor tired souls in dire need of rejuvenation.
Onward, Lucy.
There goes one strange life form.
Don't even think about using that on me.
It might work.
Or not.
That can't be good.
What is that thing? I am the last thing you'll see before you're torn to pieces! Same Mumm-Ra, bigger bull's-eye.
Those missiles didn't even leave a scratch.
And this forth, I will not tire, I will not break, and I will not stop until you are destroyed.
You have taken your last breath, Lord of the Thundercats! How'd you do that? It wasn't me.
It was Ponzi's miracle elixir.
You mean if it wasn't for that crackpot's potion, we'd all be dead? Something tells me the effects are only temporary.
Then we'd better get our paws on more of that elixir before this thing wakes up.
I didn't do huh? Lucy, I fear we may have incurred the wrath of our feline friends.
Why is he running? I don't know, but we have to get that elixir.
Panthro, after that wagon.
I'm gonna try to signal him.
Ponzi! Stop! Come back here! Oh, dear.
Does he look angry.
Faster, Lucy, faster! Don't worry, we can make it.
Looks like we survived, Lucy.
But my livelihood It's gone.
It's all gone.
Just stay back.
It's right there on the warning label.
"Unwanted body hair, facial tics, and explosive gas.
" We're not after you.
You don't want to string me up? No.
We need your help.
We're being hunted by a giant monster, and that elixir is the only thing that seems able to stop it.
My elixir? Of course! My elixir.
Didn't I tell you it would solve your problems? Rickets, warts, giant monsters.
Remind me to add that to the label.
Unfortunately, I have suffered a serious shortfall in my supply.
- That was everything? - Never fear.
Ponzi's miracle elixir is distilled from the leaf of the rare and beautiful cara cara tree.
We shall travel to the hidden spring, where the only cara cara tree in existence flourishes.
There, I shall, for a reasonable price, brew up a fresh batch in no time.
That's good, because no time is about all the time we have.
You like her, don't you? No.
I mean yes.
I mean It's useless.
She lives with such passion and strength.
I never met anyone like her.
Then you need to tell her how you feel.
I'm not sure she's the type of girl that's into feelings.
Lucy, our affection challenged friend needs our help.
Ponzi's love potion.
Guaranteed to soften even the hardest heart.
Boy, am I thirsty.
Stop! That's Pumyra's! Now it's all gone.
I'm not even thirsty.
You feeling OK, Tygra? I don't tell you enough, but You're the bestest little brother a big brother ever had.
Oh, what did I just do? Oh, my Gosh! He's so cute.
Isn't he adorable? What is wrong with you? Why, nothing, you silly goose.
Did you just call Panthro a silly goose? It's hopeless.
There it is.
The cara cara tree.
It's so beautiful.
Oh, brother, it's like having to babysit another cub.
How many leaves do you need, Ponzi? If that creature is as big as you say, all of them.
All right, everyone, you heard him.
Let's get busy.
What about him? Just leave him.
There.
That's all of them.
Perfect! In a short time you will have gallons of Ponzi's miracle elixir at your disposal.
I thought you'd be happier about this.
It's not that.
I tried flowers, love potions, just about everything.
Nothing's worked.
Have you tried being yourself? You're probably right.
That never works for me, either.
No, I mean, no! Bad girl! Oh, you selfish, thoughtless bug! We needed those leaves.
Hey, wait! Lucy, come back.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I didn't mean it.
Please come down.
She'll be OK.
I can't say the same about us.
Oh, boy.
This might get ugly.
Perhaps not.
One leaf? It may not produce gallons, but it might just make enough to help you subdue that beast.
We'll keep him occupied as long as we can.
Your long overdue end has arrived.
Come on.
Come on.
Instead of fighting, let's talk about our feelings.
In addition to invulnerability, this form gives me something much more powerful.
An appetite! Like I always say, if you can't beat 'em, run 'em over! That was impressive.
Catch! It didn't work.
Bad batch.
It happens.
There is no escape.
That's Lucy? She's transmuted.
No wonder she had such an appetite.
What's she doing? She's supercharged with miracle elixir.
I shall return, Thundercats! Lucy took that beast down.
Sure you don't want to come with us? Thank you, but lucy and I have a business to rebuild.
Good luck, Ponzi.
And good luck to you, my feline friend.
With everything.
Fly like the wind, Lucy! How you feeling? Like you look.
Everything's back to normal.
And with the ashes of the demon Sykylax, I'll transform myself into the instrument of your final destruction.
Ancient Spirits of Evil, I call upon you to resurrect this Titan.
And imbue it with my soul! We're two days out from Dog City.
The sooner we meet up with WilyKit and Kat, the sooner we get back to searching for the next stone.
Has anyone seen Lion-O and Pumyra? He invited her into the woods to collect firewood.
The poor kid's only setting himself up to get shot down, again.
Pumyra isn't exactly the friendliest cat.
Sometimes I get the feeling there's another side to you that you don't let a whole lot of people see.
Aren't we supposed to be collecting firewood? I didn't just walk you out here to get you alone.
Is that supposed to be for me? This? I just thought it smelled nice.
It burns! Let me take a look.
I'm sure it's just What? Nothing.
It's fine.
You can barely tell.
Friends, do you ever wake up in the morning feeling blecch, like you have no energy whatsoever? Well, I hold in my hand a bottle of Ponzi's miracle elixir, guaranteed to put Spring back in your step and the pink back on your cheeks.
Hogwash! Ma'am? I gave some of your miracle elixir to my daughter.
It put the pink on her cheeks all right.
I can explain that.
I bought some for my nervous disposition.
Now I'm as calm as a Spring Day.
Except when I do that.
Lucy, get ready.
In my defense, let me just say Out of my way! Pink hair.
That's a new one.
Remind me to add that to the warning label, Lucy.
Lucy, we're in luck.
Unfortunately, all of it's bad.
Need a hand? And who can I thank for coming to a poor one's rescue? What? I've never seen a head that big.
Worry not.
It's nothing a bottle of Ponzi's miracle elixir won't take care of.
Guaranteed to make all your problems disappear.
I definitely have a few problems that could use disappearing.
I'll take it.
There.
That should hold.
Thank you, my feline friend.
And now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.
Somewhere out there is a town filled with poor tired souls in dire need of rejuvenation.
Onward, Lucy.
There goes one strange life form.
Don't even think about using that on me.
It might work.
Or not.
That can't be good.
What is that thing? I am the last thing you'll see before you're torn to pieces! Same Mumm-Ra, bigger bull's-eye.
Those missiles didn't even leave a scratch.
And this forth, I will not tire, I will not break, and I will not stop until you are destroyed.
You have taken your last breath, Lord of the Thundercats! How'd you do that? It wasn't me.
It was Ponzi's miracle elixir.
You mean if it wasn't for that crackpot's potion, we'd all be dead? Something tells me the effects are only temporary.
Then we'd better get our paws on more of that elixir before this thing wakes up.
I didn't do huh? Lucy, I fear we may have incurred the wrath of our feline friends.
Why is he running? I don't know, but we have to get that elixir.
Panthro, after that wagon.
I'm gonna try to signal him.
Ponzi! Stop! Come back here! Oh, dear.
Does he look angry.
Faster, Lucy, faster! Don't worry, we can make it.
Looks like we survived, Lucy.
But my livelihood It's gone.
It's all gone.
Just stay back.
It's right there on the warning label.
"Unwanted body hair, facial tics, and explosive gas.
" We're not after you.
You don't want to string me up? No.
We need your help.
We're being hunted by a giant monster, and that elixir is the only thing that seems able to stop it.
My elixir? Of course! My elixir.
Didn't I tell you it would solve your problems? Rickets, warts, giant monsters.
Remind me to add that to the label.
Unfortunately, I have suffered a serious shortfall in my supply.
- That was everything? - Never fear.
Ponzi's miracle elixir is distilled from the leaf of the rare and beautiful cara cara tree.
We shall travel to the hidden spring, where the only cara cara tree in existence flourishes.
There, I shall, for a reasonable price, brew up a fresh batch in no time.
That's good, because no time is about all the time we have.
You like her, don't you? No.
I mean yes.
I mean It's useless.
She lives with such passion and strength.
I never met anyone like her.
Then you need to tell her how you feel.
I'm not sure she's the type of girl that's into feelings.
Lucy, our affection challenged friend needs our help.
Ponzi's love potion.
Guaranteed to soften even the hardest heart.
Boy, am I thirsty.
Stop! That's Pumyra's! Now it's all gone.
I'm not even thirsty.
You feeling OK, Tygra? I don't tell you enough, but You're the bestest little brother a big brother ever had.
Oh, what did I just do? Oh, my Gosh! He's so cute.
Isn't he adorable? What is wrong with you? Why, nothing, you silly goose.
Did you just call Panthro a silly goose? It's hopeless.
There it is.
The cara cara tree.
It's so beautiful.
Oh, brother, it's like having to babysit another cub.
How many leaves do you need, Ponzi? If that creature is as big as you say, all of them.
All right, everyone, you heard him.
Let's get busy.
What about him? Just leave him.
There.
That's all of them.
Perfect! In a short time you will have gallons of Ponzi's miracle elixir at your disposal.
I thought you'd be happier about this.
It's not that.
I tried flowers, love potions, just about everything.
Nothing's worked.
Have you tried being yourself? You're probably right.
That never works for me, either.
No, I mean, no! Bad girl! Oh, you selfish, thoughtless bug! We needed those leaves.
Hey, wait! Lucy, come back.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I didn't mean it.
Please come down.
She'll be OK.
I can't say the same about us.
Oh, boy.
This might get ugly.
Perhaps not.
One leaf? It may not produce gallons, but it might just make enough to help you subdue that beast.
We'll keep him occupied as long as we can.
Your long overdue end has arrived.
Come on.
Come on.
Instead of fighting, let's talk about our feelings.
In addition to invulnerability, this form gives me something much more powerful.
An appetite! Like I always say, if you can't beat 'em, run 'em over! That was impressive.
Catch! It didn't work.
Bad batch.
It happens.
There is no escape.
That's Lucy? She's transmuted.
No wonder she had such an appetite.
What's she doing? She's supercharged with miracle elixir.
I shall return, Thundercats! Lucy took that beast down.
Sure you don't want to come with us? Thank you, but lucy and I have a business to rebuild.
Good luck, Ponzi.
And good luck to you, my feline friend.
With everything.
Fly like the wind, Lucy! How you feeling? Like you look.
Everything's back to normal.