Bunnicula (2016) s01e24 Episode Script
Dating for Dummies
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN: (ON RADIO) This is K-Sad,
playing the sounds
for all you sad,
lonely people out there.
Hey, there, lonely guy
You're all alone
You're ready to cry
Why don't you stay in bed
and moan
'Cause you're alone ♪
(YAWNS)
Mina, I made breakfast.
Come and eat
with your old man.
Sorry, Dad, I got school.
You're on your own.
-(PLATES CLATTER)
-Ah.
(SLURPING)
Loneliness is delicious.
BOY 1: Hey, hey, Mina.
BOY 2: Hey, Mina.
MINA: Hey, friends.
(SIGHS)
Checkmate. Your move, buddy.
No. Wait.
Come back, Bunnicula.
I'll let you win.
I'll youuh
-MINA: Hey, Dad.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
Sorry, I'm late. I was just
hanging out with my friends
and lost track of time.
-(SOBBING)
-You know me. Ms. Popular.
Huh. Uh, Dad?
-(SOBBING)
-Oh. What? Mina!
Oh, you're back.
Oh, man! Dad!
My, uh Ice-cream allergy.
It's, uh,
making my eyes water.
Oh, what's the use?
Don't worry about me, honey.
Just crying in a dark room,
all alone.
Hey, hey, hey, rainy face.
Let the sun shine in,
you Gloomy Gus.
(CRYING)
Hey, I know what will
get you out of this funk?
Let's go for a walk.
The fresh air will
do you good.
Do you mean it? Oh!
Can we go by the arcade?
We can do whatever you want.
(LAUGHING)
So, feeling better?
(LAUGHING) No.
Mmm. Oh.
(MINA READING)
Well, Woody,
if it weren't for me,
you wouldn't speak.
But, if it weren't for me,
you wouldn't eat.
Woody-doody-do!
-Catch? Spare change?
-Anybody? Anybody?
(LAUGHING) A-ha!
Look, she has a bowtie!
Ooh, funny!
Come on, Dad. This will
cheer you right up.
Oh, whoa.
And now is the part
where Woody likes
to get up-close and personal
with the audience.
Woody-doody-do!
If I could steal your hat
for just a moment, handsome?
(GASPS) Howdy-doody!
I think I'm in love.
Go get her, tiger.
Ugh. This audience
is so cheap
they can't even pay attention.
I'll need to do better
if I'm gonna own
the finer things in life.
Cough. Cough.
Pay attention to me.
Oh. There you are.
Thanks for the hat, partner.
I like you.
Come visit my house.
(GROANS)
(LAUGHS)
And where is that, cowboy?
It's the Orlock Apartments.
I own the place.
Ooh. You have such beautiful,
glowing green eyes.
Oh. Thank you.
Yours are very reflective.
Now, the Orlock,
would you say
that's in a very wealthy
part of town?
Oh, no.
I'd say it's a very, very,
very wealthy part of town.
Huh?
-So, Wren, I
-(SHUSHING)
You had me at
very, very, very wealthy.
(CHUCKLES)
How about dinner tomorrow
at 7:00 sharp?
-I like you.
-I think he means to say
"I'd like to."
Then I'll see you
at the Orlock.
Nailed it.
-MINA: See, going outside
is an awesome idea.
-Hmm.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-MINA'S DAD: She's here.
I'm here.
Ha-ha. And I'm here, too.
Ha-ha! You brought a guest.
Oh, I hope you don't mind.
Woody comes with me
wherever I go.
You're very dedicated
to your craft.
As am I. Oops! Oh-whoa!
Always repairing stuff
at the Orlock.
So, this is the Orlock.
Such finery.
Soit is just you
and your daughter here?
-No
-(GROWLS)
(GASPS) Dogs!
-MINA: Oh, my gosh!
-Are you all right?
Harold, what's gotten
into you?
I'm so sorry.
He's never done this before.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Woody's not a fan of dogs.
Well, why don't we
head on out?
Have fun, you two.
Don't make any rash decisions.
Dude, what was that
all about?
I don't know.
Something about that puppet.
(DOOR BREAKS)
(DOG BARKING)
Hey, how was the date,
Daddy-O?
Daughter, I bring
good tidings.
Wren and I are
to be married.
Wait, what? But you've
only just met her.
How dare you question
your father's decisions?
Dad, this isn't
like you at all.
That's no way
to speak to your father.
Or your new mother.
Or even your new Uncle Woody.
Woody-doody-do!
-But
-Daughter, go to your room,
and take your pets with you.
Fine. Hope you're
very happy together.
BOTH: Woody-doody-do!
You guys, something doesn't
smell right about all this.
That puppet freaks me out.
If Harold is freaked out,
then I'm totally freaked out.
There's something not right
about this, and I bet it's
(SHUDDERS) supernatural.
I'm gonna hide. I mean,
I'm gonna look after Mina.
You stay behind
and check this out.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Finally, we are all alone.
Ah. (MUMBLES)
(LAUGHING) I'm the greatest
ventriloquist in the world.
Now, grab whatever you can
before he wakes up.
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
(STRAINING)
Just one more bag,
and we're home-free.
Ahh!
Huh? Hey, that smarts!
WOODY: (ECHOING) Oh!
Huh?
Oh. What happened?
(MUMBLES)
You! You
You broke my spell.
I better book it.
(BOTH GRUNT)
(LAUGHTER)
(TIRES SCREECH)
Hey.
(LAUGHS)
Woody-doody-do!
-Dad? I thought
I heard something
-(MINA'S DAD SNORING)
Oh. (BARKING)
I'm calling the police.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I'm what!
-Uh-huh, I'm what,
what, what!
-(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
I'm a time, I'm an old
Oh, yeah
I'm Woody, Woody ♪
Oh. Okay, Woody.
Better be cool.
All right, fella, let's see
some proper identification.
Identification? Oh, why, uh
Why, certainly, officer.
I'm the real McCoy
don't you know?
And, uh, I have my ID
right here.
Hey, wait a minute, bub.
That's just a painting
of a ah, yes!
-Mr. Goose
-What?
Might I say what a very
handsome license photo!
Why, thank you, officer.
BOTH: Woody-doody-do!
Argh!
(MUSTACHE RIPS)
Ow!
Don't think I can't
control you too?
Come here!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTS)
(GROANS AND LAUGHS)
(MUMBLING)
-WOODY: Well, well.
Little bunny, full-full.
-Huh?
And here I thought
I was the only one with
magical chops around here.
(GRUNTS) You think
you can stop me?
You think you're
better than me.
Whatever I touch,
I can control.
See? Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
I could be here or here.
ALL: Anywhere.
I'm no dummy
The world is my dummy!
And now, you will be too!
-Get on, boys!
-ALL: Come here.
Argh!
(GRUNTING)
Yahh!
Ha!
Hey, Bunnicula, we followed
the path of destruction
and it lead us right Whoa!
(SNARLING)
-(OBJECTS CLATTER)
-(PANTING)
I really don't like
that wooden guy.
Jeez, Harold,
I guess that'll do it.
Wouldn't you say so,
Bunnicula?
Na-na-na-nah-nah.
Na-na-na-nah-nah.
Bunnicula? Bunnicula!
Oh, there you are.
Oh, thank goodness
you're okay.
Ugh. But what happened?
How did we get here?
What a crazy presumably
dramatic evening!
Uh, but at least
it brought us closer together.
Do I know you?
(YELLS) Too real!
Baby steps Wren.
Baby steps.
Oh, oh. Hello.
Care to walk
me home, stranger?
(MIMICS WOODS)
"Anything for you, Wren.
"You've had a stressful time."
Oh-ho! You sweet little man.
She chose a doll over me.
Only in America.
Aw. Hey, Dad, you know
you'll always have us.
And, umI think you dodged
a bullet with this one.
Perhaps you're
right, daughter.
For it is like Shakespeare
once said,
"It is better to be single
than be with some selfish,
controlling freak."
Right.
(WHISTLES) Boy, what a mess!
(SHUDDERS)
The things I see
in this line of work.
Hmm. What do we have here?
A familiar face.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN: (ON RADIO) This is K-Sad,
playing the sounds
for all you sad,
lonely people out there.
Hey, there, lonely guy
You're all alone
You're ready to cry
Why don't you stay in bed
and moan
'Cause you're alone ♪
(YAWNS)
Mina, I made breakfast.
Come and eat
with your old man.
Sorry, Dad, I got school.
You're on your own.
-(PLATES CLATTER)
-Ah.
(SLURPING)
Loneliness is delicious.
BOY 1: Hey, hey, Mina.
BOY 2: Hey, Mina.
MINA: Hey, friends.
(SIGHS)
Checkmate. Your move, buddy.
No. Wait.
Come back, Bunnicula.
I'll let you win.
I'll youuh
-MINA: Hey, Dad.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
Sorry, I'm late. I was just
hanging out with my friends
and lost track of time.
-(SOBBING)
-You know me. Ms. Popular.
Huh. Uh, Dad?
-(SOBBING)
-Oh. What? Mina!
Oh, you're back.
Oh, man! Dad!
My, uh Ice-cream allergy.
It's, uh,
making my eyes water.
Oh, what's the use?
Don't worry about me, honey.
Just crying in a dark room,
all alone.
Hey, hey, hey, rainy face.
Let the sun shine in,
you Gloomy Gus.
(CRYING)
Hey, I know what will
get you out of this funk?
Let's go for a walk.
The fresh air will
do you good.
Do you mean it? Oh!
Can we go by the arcade?
We can do whatever you want.
(LAUGHING)
So, feeling better?
(LAUGHING) No.
Mmm. Oh.
(MINA READING)
Well, Woody,
if it weren't for me,
you wouldn't speak.
But, if it weren't for me,
you wouldn't eat.
Woody-doody-do!
-Catch? Spare change?
-Anybody? Anybody?
(LAUGHING) A-ha!
Look, she has a bowtie!
Ooh, funny!
Come on, Dad. This will
cheer you right up.
Oh, whoa.
And now is the part
where Woody likes
to get up-close and personal
with the audience.
Woody-doody-do!
If I could steal your hat
for just a moment, handsome?
(GASPS) Howdy-doody!
I think I'm in love.
Go get her, tiger.
Ugh. This audience
is so cheap
they can't even pay attention.
I'll need to do better
if I'm gonna own
the finer things in life.
Cough. Cough.
Pay attention to me.
Oh. There you are.
Thanks for the hat, partner.
I like you.
Come visit my house.
(GROANS)
(LAUGHS)
And where is that, cowboy?
It's the Orlock Apartments.
I own the place.
Ooh. You have such beautiful,
glowing green eyes.
Oh. Thank you.
Yours are very reflective.
Now, the Orlock,
would you say
that's in a very wealthy
part of town?
Oh, no.
I'd say it's a very, very,
very wealthy part of town.
Huh?
-So, Wren, I
-(SHUSHING)
You had me at
very, very, very wealthy.
(CHUCKLES)
How about dinner tomorrow
at 7:00 sharp?
-I like you.
-I think he means to say
"I'd like to."
Then I'll see you
at the Orlock.
Nailed it.
-MINA: See, going outside
is an awesome idea.
-Hmm.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-MINA'S DAD: She's here.
I'm here.
Ha-ha. And I'm here, too.
Ha-ha! You brought a guest.
Oh, I hope you don't mind.
Woody comes with me
wherever I go.
You're very dedicated
to your craft.
As am I. Oops! Oh-whoa!
Always repairing stuff
at the Orlock.
So, this is the Orlock.
Such finery.
Soit is just you
and your daughter here?
-No
-(GROWLS)
(GASPS) Dogs!
-MINA: Oh, my gosh!
-Are you all right?
Harold, what's gotten
into you?
I'm so sorry.
He's never done this before.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Woody's not a fan of dogs.
Well, why don't we
head on out?
Have fun, you two.
Don't make any rash decisions.
Dude, what was that
all about?
I don't know.
Something about that puppet.
(DOOR BREAKS)
(DOG BARKING)
Hey, how was the date,
Daddy-O?
Daughter, I bring
good tidings.
Wren and I are
to be married.
Wait, what? But you've
only just met her.
How dare you question
your father's decisions?
Dad, this isn't
like you at all.
That's no way
to speak to your father.
Or your new mother.
Or even your new Uncle Woody.
Woody-doody-do!
-But
-Daughter, go to your room,
and take your pets with you.
Fine. Hope you're
very happy together.
BOTH: Woody-doody-do!
You guys, something doesn't
smell right about all this.
That puppet freaks me out.
If Harold is freaked out,
then I'm totally freaked out.
There's something not right
about this, and I bet it's
(SHUDDERS) supernatural.
I'm gonna hide. I mean,
I'm gonna look after Mina.
You stay behind
and check this out.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Finally, we are all alone.
Ah. (MUMBLES)
(LAUGHING) I'm the greatest
ventriloquist in the world.
Now, grab whatever you can
before he wakes up.
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
(STRAINING)
Just one more bag,
and we're home-free.
Ahh!
Huh? Hey, that smarts!
WOODY: (ECHOING) Oh!
Huh?
Oh. What happened?
(MUMBLES)
You! You
You broke my spell.
I better book it.
(BOTH GRUNT)
(LAUGHTER)
(TIRES SCREECH)
Hey.
(LAUGHS)
Woody-doody-do!
-Dad? I thought
I heard something
-(MINA'S DAD SNORING)
Oh. (BARKING)
I'm calling the police.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I'm what!
-Uh-huh, I'm what,
what, what!
-(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
I'm a time, I'm an old
Oh, yeah
I'm Woody, Woody ♪
Oh. Okay, Woody.
Better be cool.
All right, fella, let's see
some proper identification.
Identification? Oh, why, uh
Why, certainly, officer.
I'm the real McCoy
don't you know?
And, uh, I have my ID
right here.
Hey, wait a minute, bub.
That's just a painting
of a ah, yes!
-Mr. Goose
-What?
Might I say what a very
handsome license photo!
Why, thank you, officer.
BOTH: Woody-doody-do!
Argh!
(MUSTACHE RIPS)
Ow!
Don't think I can't
control you too?
Come here!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTS)
(GROANS AND LAUGHS)
(MUMBLING)
-WOODY: Well, well.
Little bunny, full-full.
-Huh?
And here I thought
I was the only one with
magical chops around here.
(GRUNTS) You think
you can stop me?
You think you're
better than me.
Whatever I touch,
I can control.
See? Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
I could be here or here.
ALL: Anywhere.
I'm no dummy
The world is my dummy!
And now, you will be too!
-Get on, boys!
-ALL: Come here.
Argh!
(GRUNTING)
Yahh!
Ha!
Hey, Bunnicula, we followed
the path of destruction
and it lead us right Whoa!
(SNARLING)
-(OBJECTS CLATTER)
-(PANTING)
I really don't like
that wooden guy.
Jeez, Harold,
I guess that'll do it.
Wouldn't you say so,
Bunnicula?
Na-na-na-nah-nah.
Na-na-na-nah-nah.
Bunnicula? Bunnicula!
Oh, there you are.
Oh, thank goodness
you're okay.
Ugh. But what happened?
How did we get here?
What a crazy presumably
dramatic evening!
Uh, but at least
it brought us closer together.
Do I know you?
(YELLS) Too real!
Baby steps Wren.
Baby steps.
Oh, oh. Hello.
Care to walk
me home, stranger?
(MIMICS WOODS)
"Anything for you, Wren.
"You've had a stressful time."
Oh-ho! You sweet little man.
She chose a doll over me.
Only in America.
Aw. Hey, Dad, you know
you'll always have us.
And, umI think you dodged
a bullet with this one.
Perhaps you're
right, daughter.
For it is like Shakespeare
once said,
"It is better to be single
than be with some selfish,
controlling freak."
Right.
(WHISTLES) Boy, what a mess!
(SHUDDERS)
The things I see
in this line of work.
Hmm. What do we have here?
A familiar face.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)