Craig of the Creek (2017) s01e24 Episode Script
The Climb
Who's gonna be around,
never gonna let you down ♪
When you're on a wild ride? ♪
Your friends are
always by your side ♪
It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
It's Craig of the Creek ♪
Craig:
Blueprints? Check!
Strawberry crate?
Check!
Balloons?
Check!
Craig: Ha ha!
It floats!
It's finally ready.
We children might be
short in stature,
but we stand tall
in innovation.
[ Cranking ]
And on this day,
we will use our brains
to allow us to see
where our tippy toes fail
with the Skymapper!
Wait,
where are we going?
'Cause I have to be home
by dinner.
We're not going
anywhere.
We're using this ship
to send my phone up to the sky
so we can see
all the secrets of the creek!
This marks the first flight
of the Skymapper!
Trademark pending.
Easy.
Guys, it's working!
Oh, man,
it's flying so high!
Oh, man!
We rule over
the skies now!
[ Wind rushing ]
Wow, look at it go.
Uh, hey, Craig, uh,
you might want to reel it in.
I just gotta get it
a little higher.
Aah!
[ Snap! ]
Aah!
My phone!
[ Panting ]
♪♪
Oh, no.
Mt. Sycamore!
Aw, man.
It's way up there.
That tree
is a kid eater.
I heard this one girl
tried to climb it,
and she fell so hard,
her butt
[ Smacks lips ]
popped.
[ Exhales spookily ]
No way.
You can pop a butt?
Yeah.
A bunch of kids heard it.
[ Exhales sharply ]
I have to get my phone down!
[ Grunts ]
Just a little higher,
J.P.!
Just keep steady!
Whoa, aah!
Aah!
[ Groans ]
Guys, are you okay?
I think
I popped my butt!
My beautiful butt!
It was just
my juice box.
Don't worry, Craig.
Mortimor's got this.
All right,
you know what to do.
To the sky!
Kelsey: [ In British accent ]
Kelsey looked on
as her valiant falcon
ascended into the heavens!
[ Wings flapping ]
[ Normal voice]
That's the highest
you've ever flown!
I'm so proud of you!
Ugh, we're not getting up
the tree like this.
We're gonna have
to consult some experts.
The Cliffs.
[ Whoosh! ]
Aah!
Oh, no!
I got you!
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
Whoo!
Yeah, that's life!
Nice whip, Maitreya!
Hey,
thanks for the assist!
Craig: Whoa.
Um, hi, guys.
'Sup?
You guys here
to get on some ropes?
Wrestle some pebbles?
Scale some shale?
Go vert?
Test your mind, bro,
body and soul
while teetering on
the brink of life and death.
What.
Uh, what?
You wanna climb
some rocks?
Sorta.
We need some advice
on climbing a tree.
Right on.
Hey, any facet of nature
is a test and a gift.
We have a responsibility
to receive it
and find a way
to stand on top of it.
Preach.
So, what's the tree?
Mt. Sycamore.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Man, that's ambitious.
Do you think
it's impossible to climb?
No way.
Just because
it hasn't been done yet
doesn't mean
it's impossible.
Let me quote one of
my famous bros of all time,
George Mallory,
the famous alpine climber.
He was asked, "George,
why'd you climb that mountain?"
George goes,
"Because it was there."
Blows your mind, right?
Yep, I remember
when he said that.
The only way
for you guys climb
something as high
as Mt. Sycamore
is with ropes.
Oh yeah, multi-pitch
three party climb,
definitely
the right approach.
Uhh, what?
We'll teach you.
How do you guys know
all this stuff?
I feel like,
compared to you,
I don't know any stuff.
Birthday parties.
At climbing gyms.
Craig: [ Grunts ]
You got it!
To your left!
[ Grunting ]
Whoa!
It's kind of far!
Maitreya: Don't worry,
I got you!
I -- I don't know
what to do next.
My feet are too big
and round!
It's okay.
Just take a breath
and look for a hold.
Look for a hold.
Look for a hold.
Uh
[ Grunts ]
Maitreya's on the way!
Aaah -- oof!
Ugh.
Look,
I'm just not a climber.
I'm gonna have to
find another way to
get my phone down.
Might take some time,
but I can go a night
without my phone.
My parents
aren't gonna notice.
Nicole: Craig,
where have you been?
I've been texting you
for over an hour.
I left my phone
at the creek?
At the creek?
Yeah, I left it
charging in a bush.
Hey, what's going on?
Did you guys eat dinner
without me?
That's what mom was
texting about, Craig.
Dad came home early,
and he brought pizza.
And he made me
take these pictures.
♪♪
What?
Is there anything left?!
Well, lucky for you,
there's plenty of salad.
Eww.
I need to get my phone back
pronto.
Duane: What you need
is a holster!
Where's my phone?
Hah!
Need to call my kids
and tell them
not to leave their phone
at the creek?
Hah! It's for you!
It says
get your phone back!
Get your phone back,
Craig.
♪♪
What do you say,
Craigo?
You ready to do this?
I'll have to be.
Otherwise,
I'll be eating salad
for the rest of my life.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Grunting ]
♪♪
Protection is connected!
Ready to belay!
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
[ Grunts ]
Huh?
[ Grunts ]
Whoa!
We made
so much progress!
You know,
this isn't so bad after all!
Keep going!
We'll conquer
this beast yet!
You hear that, tree?
Your. Reign. Of. Terror.
Is. Over!
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
[ Zips ]
[ Shivers ]
Wow,
it's kinda cold up here.
Yeah, my hands
are purple and blue
and yellow and pink?
We're so high up,
the seasons are changing.
Can you guys
see my breath?
Fwah!
Yep. We're in winter.
We're doing great,
but we still have
a treacherous climb
ahead of us.
The map
gets pretty scribbly
from here on out.
Hey, y'all hear something
or is that my tinnitus
acting up?
[ Buzzing ]
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
W-w-w-w-w-wasps!
Kels! JP!
Try not to agitate them!
Aaah!
[ Buzzing ]
I think I know
how to distract them!
Merry Christmas,
ya filthy animals!
♪♪
Okay, quick!
While they're distracted!
Protection is on!
I'm ready to belay!
Come on, JP!
Okay!
Don't look
at the wasps ♪
And they won't look
at you ♪
Don't look
at the wasps ♪
And they won't look
at -- ♪
Aah!
It looked at me!
Remember what Abby said!
Keep your cool.
Okay, uh, I'll just
think about cool stuff.
Okay, ice, mints,
a gentle breeze
generated by the flapping wings
of a wasp!
Aah!
Aah!
[ Gasps ] JP!
[ Gasps ] JP!
There.
His face
should be warm now.
Craig.
Is -- is he --?
Well, it got him
right in the fingie.
I gave it all
the booboo smooches I could,
but I fear
he may never climb again.
But, Craig,
he wanted me to tell you,
you must continue
climbing without him.
It was his dying wish.
Kelsey, can you ask him
to leave the Choco-rolls?
They give me hope
in this trying time.
Yeah!
Okay cool, just --
just makin' sure!
Thank you!
All right, I'll do it.
For JP!
Yeah, man,
phone's are expensive!
♪♪
Craig: [ Grunts ]
♪♪
Aah!
Ohh.
[ Exhales sharply ]
[ Gasps ]
The Skymapper!
No, no, no!
What's this huge gap
doing here?
There's nothing to grab onto!
There's no way!
I'm not a climber!
I'm just a small, small boy
who likes crayons and maps,
and I'm so high up!
♪♪
Ahh!
[ Panting ]
What did Abby say, Craig?
What did Abby say?
Just breathe
and look for the holds.
[ Gasps ]
The nubs!
♪♪
Almost there.
♪♪
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
Yeah! Yes, my phone!
Yes!
Aw, man, I bet the footage
looks awesome!
Dad selfie, dad selfie,
dad selfie.
[ Gasps ]
Yes, here it is!
This marks the first flight
of the Skymapper!
Trademark pending.
♪♪
Guys, it's working!
JP: Oh, man,
it's flying so high!
Oh, man!
Craig: Oh, no.
The whole time?!
Gah!
It's completely ruined!
♪♪
[ Leaves rustling ]
[ Grunts ]
Whoa.
Whoa!
You can see everything!
♪♪
[ Pen scratching ]
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
Aah! Wasp!
Oh, it's my phone vibrating.
[ Chuckles ]
Kelsey: Craig,
if you're watching this video,
that means you've
accomplished this mission!
You, my friend,
are a true champion.
Mortimor thinks so, too!
[ Squawk! ]
Oh and, uh,
hey, real quick.
Uh, JP got a little tangled.
I told you, Kelsey,
it is a nest.
Yeah, I should probably
head back down there.
When it's time to go to bed ♪
I know
I don't have to feel alone ♪
'Cause I'll see you tomorrow ♪
never gonna let you down ♪
When you're on a wild ride? ♪
Your friends are
always by your side ♪
It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
It's Craig of the Creek,
he's gonna save the day ♪
It's Craig of the Creek ♪
Craig:
Blueprints? Check!
Strawberry crate?
Check!
Balloons?
Check!
Craig: Ha ha!
It floats!
It's finally ready.
We children might be
short in stature,
but we stand tall
in innovation.
[ Cranking ]
And on this day,
we will use our brains
to allow us to see
where our tippy toes fail
with the Skymapper!
Wait,
where are we going?
'Cause I have to be home
by dinner.
We're not going
anywhere.
We're using this ship
to send my phone up to the sky
so we can see
all the secrets of the creek!
This marks the first flight
of the Skymapper!
Trademark pending.
Easy.
Guys, it's working!
Oh, man,
it's flying so high!
Oh, man!
We rule over
the skies now!
[ Wind rushing ]
Wow, look at it go.
Uh, hey, Craig, uh,
you might want to reel it in.
I just gotta get it
a little higher.
Aah!
[ Snap! ]
Aah!
My phone!
[ Panting ]
♪♪
Oh, no.
Mt. Sycamore!
Aw, man.
It's way up there.
That tree
is a kid eater.
I heard this one girl
tried to climb it,
and she fell so hard,
her butt
[ Smacks lips ]
popped.
[ Exhales spookily ]
No way.
You can pop a butt?
Yeah.
A bunch of kids heard it.
[ Exhales sharply ]
I have to get my phone down!
[ Grunts ]
Just a little higher,
J.P.!
Just keep steady!
Whoa, aah!
Aah!
[ Groans ]
Guys, are you okay?
I think
I popped my butt!
My beautiful butt!
It was just
my juice box.
Don't worry, Craig.
Mortimor's got this.
All right,
you know what to do.
To the sky!
Kelsey: [ In British accent ]
Kelsey looked on
as her valiant falcon
ascended into the heavens!
[ Wings flapping ]
[ Normal voice]
That's the highest
you've ever flown!
I'm so proud of you!
Ugh, we're not getting up
the tree like this.
We're gonna have
to consult some experts.
The Cliffs.
[ Whoosh! ]
Aah!
Oh, no!
I got you!
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
Whoo!
Yeah, that's life!
Nice whip, Maitreya!
Hey,
thanks for the assist!
Craig: Whoa.
Um, hi, guys.
'Sup?
You guys here
to get on some ropes?
Wrestle some pebbles?
Scale some shale?
Go vert?
Test your mind, bro,
body and soul
while teetering on
the brink of life and death.
What.
Uh, what?
You wanna climb
some rocks?
Sorta.
We need some advice
on climbing a tree.
Right on.
Hey, any facet of nature
is a test and a gift.
We have a responsibility
to receive it
and find a way
to stand on top of it.
Preach.
So, what's the tree?
Mt. Sycamore.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Man, that's ambitious.
Do you think
it's impossible to climb?
No way.
Just because
it hasn't been done yet
doesn't mean
it's impossible.
Let me quote one of
my famous bros of all time,
George Mallory,
the famous alpine climber.
He was asked, "George,
why'd you climb that mountain?"
George goes,
"Because it was there."
Blows your mind, right?
Yep, I remember
when he said that.
The only way
for you guys climb
something as high
as Mt. Sycamore
is with ropes.
Oh yeah, multi-pitch
three party climb,
definitely
the right approach.
Uhh, what?
We'll teach you.
How do you guys know
all this stuff?
I feel like,
compared to you,
I don't know any stuff.
Birthday parties.
At climbing gyms.
Craig: [ Grunts ]
You got it!
To your left!
[ Grunting ]
Whoa!
It's kind of far!
Maitreya: Don't worry,
I got you!
I -- I don't know
what to do next.
My feet are too big
and round!
It's okay.
Just take a breath
and look for a hold.
Look for a hold.
Look for a hold.
Uh
[ Grunts ]
Maitreya's on the way!
Aaah -- oof!
Ugh.
Look,
I'm just not a climber.
I'm gonna have to
find another way to
get my phone down.
Might take some time,
but I can go a night
without my phone.
My parents
aren't gonna notice.
Nicole: Craig,
where have you been?
I've been texting you
for over an hour.
I left my phone
at the creek?
At the creek?
Yeah, I left it
charging in a bush.
Hey, what's going on?
Did you guys eat dinner
without me?
That's what mom was
texting about, Craig.
Dad came home early,
and he brought pizza.
And he made me
take these pictures.
♪♪
What?
Is there anything left?!
Well, lucky for you,
there's plenty of salad.
Eww.
I need to get my phone back
pronto.
Duane: What you need
is a holster!
Where's my phone?
Hah!
Need to call my kids
and tell them
not to leave their phone
at the creek?
Hah! It's for you!
It says
get your phone back!
Get your phone back,
Craig.
♪♪
What do you say,
Craigo?
You ready to do this?
I'll have to be.
Otherwise,
I'll be eating salad
for the rest of my life.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Grunting ]
♪♪
Protection is connected!
Ready to belay!
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
[ Grunts ]
Huh?
[ Grunts ]
Whoa!
We made
so much progress!
You know,
this isn't so bad after all!
Keep going!
We'll conquer
this beast yet!
You hear that, tree?
Your. Reign. Of. Terror.
Is. Over!
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
[ Zips ]
[ Shivers ]
Wow,
it's kinda cold up here.
Yeah, my hands
are purple and blue
and yellow and pink?
We're so high up,
the seasons are changing.
Can you guys
see my breath?
Fwah!
Yep. We're in winter.
We're doing great,
but we still have
a treacherous climb
ahead of us.
The map
gets pretty scribbly
from here on out.
Hey, y'all hear something
or is that my tinnitus
acting up?
[ Buzzing ]
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
W-w-w-w-w-wasps!
Kels! JP!
Try not to agitate them!
Aaah!
[ Buzzing ]
I think I know
how to distract them!
Merry Christmas,
ya filthy animals!
♪♪
Okay, quick!
While they're distracted!
Protection is on!
I'm ready to belay!
Come on, JP!
Okay!
Don't look
at the wasps ♪
And they won't look
at you ♪
Don't look
at the wasps ♪
And they won't look
at -- ♪
Aah!
It looked at me!
Remember what Abby said!
Keep your cool.
Okay, uh, I'll just
think about cool stuff.
Okay, ice, mints,
a gentle breeze
generated by the flapping wings
of a wasp!
Aah!
Aah!
[ Gasps ] JP!
[ Gasps ] JP!
There.
His face
should be warm now.
Craig.
Is -- is he --?
Well, it got him
right in the fingie.
I gave it all
the booboo smooches I could,
but I fear
he may never climb again.
But, Craig,
he wanted me to tell you,
you must continue
climbing without him.
It was his dying wish.
Kelsey, can you ask him
to leave the Choco-rolls?
They give me hope
in this trying time.
Yeah!
Okay cool, just --
just makin' sure!
Thank you!
All right, I'll do it.
For JP!
Yeah, man,
phone's are expensive!
♪♪
Craig: [ Grunts ]
♪♪
Aah!
Ohh.
[ Exhales sharply ]
[ Gasps ]
The Skymapper!
No, no, no!
What's this huge gap
doing here?
There's nothing to grab onto!
There's no way!
I'm not a climber!
I'm just a small, small boy
who likes crayons and maps,
and I'm so high up!
♪♪
Ahh!
[ Panting ]
What did Abby say, Craig?
What did Abby say?
Just breathe
and look for the holds.
[ Gasps ]
The nubs!
♪♪
Almost there.
♪♪
[ Grunts ]
♪♪
Yeah! Yes, my phone!
Yes!
Aw, man, I bet the footage
looks awesome!
Dad selfie, dad selfie,
dad selfie.
[ Gasps ]
Yes, here it is!
This marks the first flight
of the Skymapper!
Trademark pending.
♪♪
Guys, it's working!
JP: Oh, man,
it's flying so high!
Oh, man!
Craig: Oh, no.
The whole time?!
Gah!
It's completely ruined!
♪♪
[ Leaves rustling ]
[ Grunts ]
Whoa.
Whoa!
You can see everything!
♪♪
[ Pen scratching ]
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
Aah! Wasp!
Oh, it's my phone vibrating.
[ Chuckles ]
Kelsey: Craig,
if you're watching this video,
that means you've
accomplished this mission!
You, my friend,
are a true champion.
Mortimor thinks so, too!
[ Squawk! ]
Oh and, uh,
hey, real quick.
Uh, JP got a little tangled.
I told you, Kelsey,
it is a nest.
Yeah, I should probably
head back down there.
When it's time to go to bed ♪
I know
I don't have to feel alone ♪
'Cause I'll see you tomorrow ♪