Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e24 Episode Script

1 [cheerful music.]
# Harvey # # Harvey # # Harvey # [upbeat music.]
[panting.]
- Fee! Fee! - Hey, dude, what's up? Hey, are you down to play a super-fun game I just learned? It's called "Badminton!" The board game! Sounds fun, dude, but I got to pass.
- Foo's got the runs.
- Did he eat something bad? Oh, no, no.
He can't stop running see? [panting.]
So yeah, I got to keep an eye on him, or he could end up miles away like last time.
I have so much energy in me! - So it looks fun, right? - Gosh, you know I'd love to play, but I promised my mom I'd help babysit my rotten, horrible brothers and sisters.
Hey, hey! That is my room! You have no right to go in there! Sorry, Harvey.
You put that down, mister! Sorry, Harvey.
I have maraca practice.
Sorry, Harvey; apparently it's super contagious.
Sorry, Harvey.
It's leg day.
[grunting.]
Sorry, Harvey.
Sorry, Harvey.
Sorry, Harvey.
[sighs.]
Guess I'm on my own today.
[music.]
Okay, let's reread the instructions.
Oh, wow! Oh, my gosh! These are some really exciting and well-written rules.
Hmm What do you think of my overhead smash? Nice try, but I saw that coming! I play the "short field" card in return! I return your return.
I return your return with my return! I return your re-return return! Well, I return your re-return return that you re-returned, which makes the score still zero to zero.
[sighs.]
I didn't really want to beat myself, anyways.
# All alone # [music.]
# Far from home # # The winds will take the last leaves # # Ever blown # # When all you sought # # Was all for naught # Float on, brave and lonesome # Cosmonaut # # Clouds spray and break the day # # With thoroughgoing grace # # Hold still, oh, daffodil # [thud.]
# You're floating into space # # No planets circling # # No sun # # To set # # Or rise # Doop, doop, dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby, Doop, doop, dooby, dooby, dooby [enchanting chimes.]
[strains.]
It's a gourd.
There's a whole lot of them.
Hmm.
It kind of looks like [upbeat retro music.]
[strains.]
Phew.
Hey, guys! I'm really glad you could hang out and play today.
[as Rooter.]
Harvey, I just want to say, there's nothing I'd rather be doing than hanging out with you right now.
Oh, gosh.
Thanks, Rooter.
I would also like to say the same thing.
- It's a dream come true! - Ah, you're the best! - Yeah, I mean, sure.
Why not? - I cannot think of a more magical or special person to be around! [as Fee.]
Harvey, I think I speak for us all when I say thank you for being you.
Gosh, you guys are making me feel like the belle of the ball.
[as Foo.]
So what are we gonna do first? Badminton the board game! Oh, wait.
This is a two-player game.
One, two, three, four, five Hmm.
Who wants to play tag? [laughing.]
All: Yeah! I am the wind! I am a zephyr! Am I the only one who feels like he's gonna barf? [chuckles.]
You guys better hurry up! I'm getting away! [as Princess.]
No fair! You're just too fast! Yeah, Lightning Feet, what's your secret? Never underestimate the power of a good breakfast! - Hey, Harvey? - Oh, no! [as Kratz.]
Can we play something else? You're all busted up, buddy! I suppose it was bound to happen.
Oh, yeah, now I'm really gonna barf, for reals.
Yeah, that's like super disgusting.
Guys, we shouldn't make fun of someone just because their insides are all spilled out.
He's fine.
He's a fighter, he is.
Get up, Kratz! Get up, darn you! No, guys.
I think you're gonna have - to keep playing without me.
- Yeah, okay.
[bagpipe music.]
I didn't know the gourd that looked like Kratz very long, but he had a good heart and a lot of seeds.
We'll never forget him or the joy he brought to our lives.
Well, maybe not "joy," more like when you got to burp but you can't.
He was He was our tummy gas.
Good-bye, Kratz.
May the wind scatter your seeds so you grow anew.
[as Piri Piri.]
That was beautiful.
- He would have liked that, he would.
- Yeah, it was really nice.
Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter! Swing, batter! Come on, Harvey! Knock the cover off that ball! You can do it! [all cheering.]
Harvey, watch ou [screaming.]
The Piri Piri-shaped gourd left us too soon.
But sometimes stuff just happens, so we're not gonna point fingers 'cause it was an accident.
Good-bye, Piri.
Rooter, you okay? I don't know, Harvey.
She was special, you know? Yes, she was, Rooter.
Yes, she was.
[sniffs.]
It's okay for dudes to cry, right? Of course! I cry all the time.
You know what cures them blues? A hug! Whoops! Oh, no! [screaming.]
Gourd Rooter was strong, strong of heart, strong of mind, but not so strong against that tree.
Trees.
The silent killers.
Good-bye, Rooter.
Okay, I guess I choose truth! Who is your favorite friend? Whoever I'm spending time with, yup! Aw, that's so sweet! No, Claire, that's a cop-out answer.
You pick one.
You pick one favorite.
Well, right now you're all my favorite.
No, no, no! Just say it's me.
- Say, "Dade is my favorite!" - Just let it go, Dade.
All right, Dade, truth or dare? Ugh, dare, since truth doesn't seem to really matter.
I dare you to Yo, make him do a kickflip! Oh, yeah! You got to do a kickflip! Kickflip? I don't even know what that It's a super-rad move.
Here, I'll show you.
Kickflip! Dade? Dade! Gourd Dade was probably good at lots of stuff, but not skateboarding.
I'll miss him.
He was one of my favorite friends.
Really? You couldn't just say "favorite?" Let it go, Dade.
[funky music.]
Yeah, Beaks! Work it! Twirl me, Harvey.
Twirl me! Okay! Ah, wait, no, no! [yells.]
They left us doing what they loved most: screaming.
Dance on, you beautiful creatures.
Dance on.
So who wants to climb up this tree? Mikey and Claire may not have been good at climbing, but they were champs at falling.
Oh, gosh.
You two are all that's left.
Together: Yep! I was having so much fun I didn't realize everyone was almost gone.
Well, then, we're gonna play something safe.
It's called the sitting game.
- No, I want to go swimming.
- Swimming! Don't underestimate the fun of the sitting game.
Together: Swimming! [both yelling.]
Swimming, swimming, swimming! [strains.]
We don't have to do this.
Put us in the water.
No, I'm not gonna let you guys get busted like the others! Harvey, put us in the water.
It'll be okay.
No, I won't 'cause you'll break.
And if you break, I'll I'll be alone again.
Yeah, so what? You've been alone all day, dummy.
Look at us.
We're gourds, not people.
I'm a freak! You think you can't have fun without us, but you've been hanging with the most fun friend of all.
Santa? No, yourself.
Oh.
So even if we break, I promise, you're gonna be fine.
Yeah, I think I am.
Come on, Harvey! Catch us! I'm all alone and it's awesome! [laughter.]
I'm gonna catch you guys! In your dreams, gourd killer! You know I'm sensitive about that! [grunts.]
Ew, what the heck?! [whistling.]
Collecting stuff putting it in my pockets Doo doo doo doo doo doo Ooh! [laughing.]
Yay! I'm free! Wait! No! [whistling.]
[gasps.]
Wow! [laughing.]
Ah! [laughing.]
[music.]
[laughing.]
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Come on, Harvey.
You sure you don't want to try this thing? - That rope looks pretty old.
- Old, but strong.
Ah! Ah, man, that gave me, like, no warning.
Hey, guys! Oh, Fee, don't use that swing.
It's mean.
Hey, Foo, what's new? I've been collecting a bunch of neat stuff.
Look at this weird plant I found.
Whoa! - Ow! - Foo! That's a puff plant! - It's dangerous! - Uh! Itchy! Fee, don't touch that stuff! You'll get both your hands puffy! Ah! Ah, dang.
[all groaning.]
All: Ahh! So what else did you find in the woods, Foo? Oh, I found a gray acorn, a tooth, and, uh Oh! I also made these! - Foo Shoes! - Whoa, those are awesome! - Could you make me a pair? - Oh, me too! I want a pair of Foo Shoes for my feet! Uh, okay! [laughs.]
Wait here, I'll be right back! I like him.
[music.]
Time to make some Foo Shoes! - Dude, these are great.
- Yeah! I wanted to make yours nice and clean, Harvey.
So I picked out all the bugs [grunting.]
- and put them in Fee's.
- Nice.
But what's this little question mark for? - It's my curly Q.
- Ah, your logo.
You're establishing a brand identity! Nice work, Foo.
Oh, my gosh! I love your mud shoes! Yeah, where did you get them? Foo made them! [giggles.]
So they're, like, Foo Shoes.
That's what I've been calling them! - Can I get a pair? - Me too! Me too! Can you make mine with lots of arch support? - The people have spoken.
- How much do they cost? Will you take bundles of sage? I can go home and break open my piggy bank.
No, no charge! This is my passion! I want to share it, like I did my fart jars.
Only this time, people want them.
- I just want to make people happy.
- Are you sure, Foo? You got an opportunity here to cash in big time! The pink-haired one is right.
There's money to be made here, boys.
Oh! And girl.
You're just like one of the guys so I forget.
[speaking gibberish.]
Anyhoo, "Foo Shoes.
" [chuckles.]
La da da da da da.
Yes! Ow! Mwah! Ow! - Ow! - Hey, guys, your shoes are ready! - Where is everybody? - I don't know.
[loud chatter.]
Do you guys hear that? It sounds like, like a someone took a wildebeest and shoved it into a garbage disposal? Oh, wait, it's just Princess.
[humming.]
She's wearing Foo Shoes! - Ah! - Stop staring at my shoes! Ew, you're so jealous of me! Hey, Princess, where did you get those? I got them from the squirrels, just like everyone else.
Duh! Anyway, they're all the rage.
The squirrels are selling my shoes? Come one! Come all! And get your Phoo Shoes today! That's right, the Phoo Shoes! The craze that is sweeping Littlebark Grove! Only five bucks a pop! I'll pay ten! Really? You heard the little rich boy.
Ten bucks a pop! Hey, hey! I'm sure it was an honest mistake, but, just so you guys know, you're selling my shoes.
I do not know what you're talking about.
[laughing.]
Oh, but it says "Foo Shoes" on the box.
No, no, no, no.
It says, "Hats.
" And how come you have someone dressed up as me selling shoes? [speaking gibberish.]
Phoo Shoes, Phoo Shoes! - Monsieur, that is you! - Oh, no! I sold out! Ah, so you see, it is all a big misunderstanding on your part.
- Oh, okay.
- Now run along, and leave the business things to the businessmen.
[clears throat.]
And, uh, women.
- [chuckles.]
Sorry.
- Oh, uh, okay.
Thanks, guys! I feel a lot better! Go make sure he is not a problem.
Le whoosh! This is my best batch ever! Phew! Oh, no! That's okay! It was just a mistake! Aw, man, he probably feels so dumb.
He's like, "Oh, no, I accidentally broke that guy's shoes!" Why are you holding that rock? Oh, no! You're clumsy, too! Ah! Excuse me, little girl.
Want a pair of my Foo Shoes? [gibberish.]
[crying.]
Why? I don't really like mud, but something about wearing it on your feet makes me feel like a man.
Oh, thank goodness you still have your Foo Shoes.
[kissing.]
What are you talking about? Squirrels are not smart people and they're real clumsy and they keep breaking all my - Hey! - What the heck? No! [blows.]
Wait a second.
I think they're breaking my shoes on purpose! [angry grunt.]
I don't like the squirrels.
They talk funny, then steal your ideas.
They shoot acorns at your friends.
They're dumb! [gasps.]
[epic music.]
"Come work for us"? Signed "Les Squirrels"? My mud You monsters! [grunting.]
Hey, Fee, what you up to? About to stab me some squirrels, you? I made Foo this mud pie to cheer him up.
It's not really mud.
It's chocolate! [whistling.]
Gosh, it's such a nice day.
Hello, little dandelion.
[chuckles.]
Hey there, mister wasp.
[whistles.]
Hey, Foo, you look like you're in a good mood.
Yeah, how come you're not crying or nothing? I decided that I'm gonna work for the squirrels for the rest of my life.
- And you're happy about this? - Yep! Packing up the puff plant doo doo doo [humming.]
[giggling.]
Oh, I get it.
You're gonna use the puff plant to sabotage the squirrels' shoes.
Go get some revenge, dude! I have no idea what you're talking about! [giggles.]
- Mess them up, Foo! - We fully support you! You gonna eat that? [giggling.]
I am glad you decided to give up all hope and come work for us, Foo.
This is our state-of-the-line, top-of-the-art factory.
[laughing.]
All right! I can no longer pretend I do not hear the giggling! You're not going to try and sabotage us, are you? Nooo.
[stifled laugh.]
Okay.
Welcome to the last room you will ever enter.
Ooh, nice lack of color.
Makes me feel kind of "eh.
" And the best part is they're all working for free! Except me.
I'm getting college credit, right? Huh? Oh, of course! Ha! She's getting elective credits.
Those will never transfer! [laughter.]
And this is your workstation where you will be spending the rest of your life.
This rope dispenses the, uh Oh, hey! What are you doing? Is that a puff plant? Ah, sabotage! I totally did not see that coming! I'm gonna ruin your shoes just like you ruined mine! [giggling.]
I just wanted to make people happy! And you just took this away from me! Get out of our hair! I say "nose" to that! "Eyes" don't think so! I'm gonna rub this on your face! [all shouting.]
[thunder cracking.]
[music.]
[indistinct chatter.]
Ooh, why did we ever think mud shoes were a good idea? Only a dummy would come up with something like that.
[speaking gibberish.]
The money jar! Grab it! I have gambling debts to settle! Thank you, rain! - Hey, man, cool shoes.
- Thanks! - Want a pair? - Yeah!