Henry Danger (2014) s01e24 Episode Script
Henry and the Bad Girl: Part 2
1 PREVIOUSLY ON "HENRY DANGER.
" LAST NIGHT, ON "HENRY DANGER.
" LAST NIGHT, THE GRAFFITI GANG LAST NIGHT, THE GRAFFITI GANG KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS THE GRAFFITI GANG KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS STRUCK SWELLVIEW'S KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS STRUCK SWELLVIEW'S PUBLIC LIBRARY.
STRUCK SWELLVIEW'S PUBLIC LIBRARY.
LET'S FORM A POSSE PUBLIC LIBRARY.
LET'S FORM A POSSE SO WE CAN CATCH THOSE WALL DOGS LET'S FORM A POSSE SO WE CAN CATCH THOSE WALL DOGS AND GET THE REWARD MONEY.
SO WE CAN CATCH THOSE WALL DOGS AND GET THE REWARD MONEY.
NO.
AND GET THE REWARD MONEY.
NO.
NOPE.
NO.
NOPE.
I WANT TO GE NOPE.
I WANT TO GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
I WANT TO GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
I AM VAN DEL.
THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
I AM VAN DEL.
PREPARED TO BE SPRAYED.
I AM VAN DEL.
PREPARED TO BE SPRAYED.
FREEZE, WALL DOGS! PREPARED TO BE SPRAYED.
FREEZE, WALL DOGS! HEY, WHOA, HEY! FREEZE, WALL DOGS! HEY, WHOA, HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, WHOA, HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, HEY, HEY! NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- HEY, HEY, HEY! NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- WHOA.
YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- WHOA.
YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- WHOA.
YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- STOP.
DANG IT.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- STOP.
DANG IT.
BYE, HERBERT.
STOP.
DANG IT.
BYE, HERBERT.
YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE.
BYE, HERBERT.
YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE.
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE.
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? DID SHE SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? MEET ME TOMORROW NIGH THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? MEET ME TOMORROW NIGH UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
MEET ME TOMORROW NIGH UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, DON'T-- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, DON'T-- NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
NO, DON'T-- NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? THE SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? THE SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? THE SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? NO.
I DID.
YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? NO.
I DID.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
NO.
I DID.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME.
GET OFF ME.
LIED TO ME.
GET OFF ME.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
GET OFF ME.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
[ GRUNTING .]
LEAVE HER ALONE.
[ GRUNTING .]
AAH! [ GROUP CHATTERS .]
SORRY, WINDMILL.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
CHECK THIS OUT.
SURPRISE.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
WAIT, WHAT? WHAT? SO OH, THAT'S T-PAINT, TWO CANZ, BEYONSPRAY VERONIKA.
WHAT? HE'S CAPTAIN MAN'S BUDGE.
HEY.
I'M A LOT MORE THAN JUS CAPTAIN MAN'S BUDGE.
FOR EXAMPLE, I'M GOOD AT TENNIS.
I MAKE EXCELLENT TACOS.
TACOS? WHAT IF HE TELLS CAPTAIN MAN WHERE WE ARE? HE WON'T.
I JUST WATCHED HIM FIGHT CAPTAIN MAN AND PUSH HIM DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
I'D BE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING NOW? YOU'RE NOT CAPTAIN MAN'S BUDGE ANYMORE? NOPE.
I THINK IT'S AWESOME HOW YOU GUYS GO AROUND PAINTING STUFF LIKE THA ALL OVER THE CITY.
WAIT.
YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO LET WONDER BOY ROLL WITH US? I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
NO.
BUT VAN DEL DOES.
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
NO.
BUT VAN DEL DOES.
CALL HIM.
NO.
BUT VAN DEL DOES.
CALL HIM.
ON IT.
CALL HIM.
ON IT.
[ PHONE RINGING .]
ON IT.
[ PHONE RINGING .]
HELLO? [ PHONE RINGING .]
HELLO? WHO IS THIS? HELLO? WHO IS THIS? ME, MAN.
WHO IS THIS? ME, MAN.
[ TUBE BEEPING .]
ME, MAN.
[ TUBE BEEPING .]
HOW DID IT GO? [ TUBE BEEPING .]
HOW DID IT GO? NOT GREAT.
HOW DID IT GO? NOT GREAT.
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? NOT GREAT.
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? AND WHY ARE YOU ALL DIRTY? WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? AND WHY ARE YOU ALL DIRTY? BECAUSE I JUST WENT TUMBLING AND WHY ARE YOU ALL DIRTY? BECAUSE I JUST WENT TUMBLING DOWN A GIANT MOUNTAIN.
BECAUSE I JUST WENT TUMBLING DOWN A GIANT MOUNTAIN.
AND A MOUNTAIN IS BASICALLY DOWN A GIANT MOUNTAIN.
AND A MOUNTAIN IS BASICALLY ONE BIG PILE OF DIR AND A MOUNTAIN IS BASICALLY ONE BIG PILE OF DIR IN THE SHAPE OF A MOUNTAIN.
ONE BIG PILE OF DIR IN THE SHAPE OF A MOUNTAIN.
WE'VE GOT TO LOCATE HENRY.
IN THE SHAPE OF A MOUNTAIN.
WE'VE GOT TO LOCATE HENRY.
SCHWOZ! WE'VE GOT TO LOCATE HENRY.
SCHWOZ! SCHWOZ! SCHWOZ! SCHWOZ! THANKS FOR THAT.
SCHWOZ! THANKS FOR THAT.
WHAT, WHAT? THANKS FOR THAT.
WHAT, WHAT? I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
WHAT, WHAT? I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
COME HELP US LOCATE HENRY.
I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
COME HELP US LOCATE HENRY.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED? COME HELP US LOCATE HENRY.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED? I PUT THE SECRE WHY, WHAT HAPPENED? I PUT THE SECRE TRACKING DEVICE ON HIM, I PUT THE SECRE TRACKING DEVICE ON HIM, BUT IT'S NOT FINDING TRACKING DEVICE ON HIM, BUT IT'S NOT FINDING THE LOCATION.
BUT IT'S NOT FINDING THE LOCATION.
MOVE.
THE LOCATION.
MOVE.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
MOVE.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
GAH.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
GAH.
UGH.
GAH.
UGH.
SO, WHERE IS HE? UGH.
SO, WHERE IS HE? IT TAKES TIME SO, WHERE IS HE? IT TAKES TIME TO TRIANGULATE HIS LOCATION.
IT TAKES TIME TO TRIANGULATE HIS LOCATION.
[ OINKING .]
TO TRIANGULATE HIS LOCATION.
[ OINKING .]
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! [ OINKING .]
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER WITH YOUR PIG? YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER WITH YOUR PIG? SHE HAS TO GET CLEAN, TOO.
WITH YOUR PIG? SHE HAS TO GET CLEAN, TOO.
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
SHE HAS TO GET CLEAN, TOO.
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO'LL CALL ME THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO'LL CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE WHO'LL CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN! YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN! THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
CAPTAIN MAN! THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! VAN DEL? DEL? I'M BUSY PAINTING.
BUT SPRAY-Z WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
BUT SPRAY-Z WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
NOW, GO STIR THE PAIN GIVE ME THE PHONE.
NOW, GO STIR THE PAIN BEFORE I THROW YOU INTO IT.
TALK.
KID DANGER'S HERE.
PUT HIM ON THE PHONE.
VAN DEL? KID DANGER.
I HEAR YOUR BOSS WANTS ME IN PRISON.
I HEAR YOUR BOSS WANTS ME IN PRISON.
WELL IN PRISON.
WELL MAYBE CAPTAIN MAN'S WELL MAYBE CAPTAIN MAN'S NOT MY BOSS ANYMORE.
MAYBE CAPTAIN MAN'S NOT MY BOSS ANYMORE.
INTERESTING.
NOT MY BOSS ANYMORE.
INTERESTING.
PUT SPRAY-Z ON THE PHONE.
INTERESTING.
PUT SPRAY-Z ON THE PHONE.
OKAY.
PUT SPRAY-Z ON THE PHONE.
OKAY.
SPRAY-Z, HE WANTS YOU.
OKAY.
SPRAY-Z, HE WANTS YOU.
I'M TWO CANZ.
SPRAY-Z, HE WANTS YOU.
I'M TWO CANZ.
WELL, SORRY, MS.
CANZ.
I'M TWO CANZ.
WELL, SORRY, MS.
CANZ.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
WELL, SORRY, MS.
CANZ.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
IT'S ME.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
IT'S ME.
DID YOU SEARCH KID DANGER? IT'S ME.
DID YOU SEARCH KID DANGER? SEARCH HIM FOR WHAT? DID YOU SEARCH KID DANGER? SEARCH HIM FOR WHAT? OH, I DON'T KNOW, SEARCH HIM FOR WHAT? OH, I DON'T KNOW, MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS? OH, I DON'T KNOW, MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS? ON IT.
MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS? ON IT.
CHECK HIM FOR MEATBALLS ON IT.
CHECK HIM FOR MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS.
CHECK HIM FOR MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS.
SPRAY-Z.
AND BIKINI TOPS.
SPRAY-Z.
SPRAY-Z! SPRAY-Z.
SPRAY-Z! WHAT'S UP? SPRAY-Z! WHAT'S UP? SEARCH HIM FOR WEAPONS, WHAT'S UP? SEARCH HIM FOR WEAPONS, RECORDING DEVICES, SEARCH HIM FOR WEAPONS, RECORDING DEVICES, THINGS LIKE THAT.
RECORDING DEVICES, THINGS LIKE THAT.
AH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
THINGS LIKE THAT.
AH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
AND AH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
AND USE THE WAND.
AND USE THE WAND.
[ WAND BUZZING .]
USE THE WAND.
[ WAND BUZZING .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND BUZZING .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? [ WAND SQUEALS .]
WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? NOTHING BUT ROCK HARD ABS.
WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? NOTHING BUT ROCK HARD ABS.
CHECK HIS BELT BUCKLE.
NOTHING BUT ROCK HARD ABS.
CHECK HIS BELT BUCKLE.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW CHECK HIS BELT BUCKLE.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS IN THERE.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS IN THERE.
IT'S A TRACKING DEVICE.
THAT WAS IN THERE.
IT'S A TRACKING DEVICE.
CAPTAIN MAN MUST'VE IT'S A TRACKING DEVICE.
CAPTAIN MAN MUST'VE PUT IT THERE.
CAPTAIN MAN MUST'VE PUT IT THERE.
THAT JERK.
PUT IT THERE.
THAT JERK.
WHY CAN'T YOU FIND HENRY? THAT JERK.
WHY CAN'T YOU FIND HENRY? I TOLD YOU, IT TAKES TIME.
WHY CAN'T YOU FIND HENRY? I TOLD YOU, IT TAKES TIME.
TIME IS THE ONE THING I TOLD YOU, IT TAKES TIME.
TIME IS THE ONE THING WE DON'T HAVE.
TIME IS THE ONE THING WE DON'T HAVE.
WELL, TIME AND MACHINES WE DON'T HAVE.
WELL, TIME AND MACHINES THAT POOP GOLD.
WELL, TIME AND MACHINES THAT POOP GOLD.
WE ALSO DON'T HAVE THOSE.
THAT POOP GOLD.
WE ALSO DON'T HAVE THOSE.
ALL RIGHT.
WE ALSO DON'T HAVE THOSE.
ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS TRACKING DEVICE, IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS TRACKING DEVICE, THEN BUST IT UP.
ABOUT THIS TRACKING DEVICE, THEN BUST IT UP.
OKAY.
THEN BUST IT UP.
OKAY.
BUT I DON'T NEED THIS.
OKAY.
BUT I DON'T NEED THIS.
GEEZ.
BUT I DON'T NEED THIS.
GEEZ.
CHECK THIS OUT.
GEEZ.
CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT HAPPENED? CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT HAPPENED? I LOST HENRY'S SIGNAL.
WHAT HAPPENED? I LOST HENRY'S SIGNAL.
NOW, GIVE US I LOST HENRY'S SIGNAL.
NOW, GIVE US YOUR LITTLE LASER TOY.
NOW, GIVE US YOUR LITTLE LASER TOY.
BUT THIS KIND OF BELONGS YOUR LITTLE LASER TOY.
BUT THIS KIND OF BELONGS TO CAPTAIN MAN, BUT THIS KIND OF BELONGS TO CAPTAIN MAN, AND I DON'T THINK I-- TO CAPTAIN MAN, AND I DON'T THINK I-- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? AND I DON'T THINK I-- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? THE WALL DOGS' OR CAPTAIN MAN'S? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? THE WALL DOGS' OR CAPTAIN MAN'S? YOURS.
THE WALL DOGS' OR CAPTAIN MAN'S? YOURS.
COOL.
YOURS.
COOL.
OKAY.
COOL.
OKAY.
YOU GUYS FINISH WORKING OKAY.
YOU GUYS FINISH WORKING ON THE WINDMILL.
YOU GUYS FINISH WORKING ON THE WINDMILL.
I'M GOING TO WORK ON KID DANGER.
ON THE WINDMILL.
I'M GOING TO WORK ON KID DANGER.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? I'M GOING TO WORK ON KID DANGER.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU'LL SEE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU'LL SEE.
HEY, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? YOU'LL SEE.
HEY, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? BE CAREFUL WITH THA HEY, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? BE CAREFUL WITH THA OR ELSE YOU MIGHT-- BE CAREFUL WITH THA OR ELSE YOU MIGHT-- AAH! OR ELSE YOU MIGHT-- AAH! MY EYE! AAH! MY EYE! HURT YOURSELF.
MY EYE! HURT YOURSELF.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE MIGHT BE HURT YOURSELF.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE MIGHT BE THE WORST POSSE EVER.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE MIGHT BE THE WORST POSSE EVER.
I MEAN, DO YOU WAN THE WORST POSSE EVER.
I MEAN, DO YOU WAN THE $10,000 REWARD OR NOT? I MEAN, DO YOU WAN THE $10,000 REWARD OR NOT? [ ALL .]
YEAH.
THE $10,000 REWARD OR NOT? [ ALL .]
YEAH.
THEN WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU [ ALL .]
YEAH.
THEN WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU FIND THE WALL DOGS? THEN WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU FIND THE WALL DOGS? WELL, I WAS LOOKING FIND THE WALL DOGS? WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM DOWNTOWN.
WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM DOWNTOWN.
BUT WHEN I WAS CROSSING FOR THEM DOWNTOWN.
BUT WHEN I WAS CROSSING FOURTH STREET, I FELL DOWN BUT WHEN I WAS CROSSING FOURTH STREET, I FELL DOWN AND A MOTORCYCLE FOURTH STREET, I FELL DOWN AND A MOTORCYCLE RAN OVER MY TUMMY.
AND A MOTORCYCLE RAN OVER MY TUMMY.
AND WHY DIDN'T YOU FIND RAN OVER MY TUMMY.
AND WHY DIDN'T YOU FIND THE WALL DOGS? AND WHY DIDN'T YOU FIND THE WALL DOGS? WELL, I SAW A BEE HIVE, THE WALL DOGS? WELL, I SAW A BEE HIVE, SO I HIT IT WITH A STICK.
WELL, I SAW A BEE HIVE, SO I HIT IT WITH A STICK.
THEN, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, SO I HIT IT WITH A STICK.
THEN, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, I WAS STUNG BY BEES.
THEN, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, I WAS STUNG BY BEES.
SIDNEY, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? I WAS STUNG BY BEES.
SIDNEY, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? MY SNAKE BITE SIDNEY, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? MY SNAKE BITE IT'S GETTING WORSE.
MY SNAKE BITE IT'S GETTING WORSE.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? IT'S GETTING WORSE.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? I BOUGHT THIS GOLDFISH.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? I BOUGHT THIS GOLDFISH.
WHY? I BOUGHT THIS GOLDFISH.
WHY? I LIKE THE WAY HE SMELLS.
WHY? I LIKE THE WAY HE SMELLS.
[ SNIFFS .]
I LIKE THE WAY HE SMELLS.
[ SNIFFS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ SNIFFS .]
[ SIGHS .]
UGH.
SHE IS SO WEIRD.
[ SIGHS .]
UGH.
SHE IS SO WEIRD.
JASPER UGH.
SHE IS SO WEIRD.
JASPER YOU WANT MONEY, SO YOU CAN PAY JASPER YOU WANT MONEY, SO YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY? YOU WANT MONEY, SO YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY? YOU KNOW I DO.
FOR YOUR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY? YOU KNOW I DO.
THEN ALL OF YOU YOU KNOW I DO.
THEN ALL OF YOU GO BACK OUT THERE THEN ALL OF YOU GO BACK OUT THERE AND FIND THE WALL DOGS GO BACK OUT THERE AND FIND THE WALL DOGS SO WE CAN GET OUR TEN GRAND.
AND FIND THE WALL DOGS SO WE CAN GET OUR TEN GRAND.
OR DIE TRYING.
SO WE CAN GET OUR TEN GRAND.
OR DIE TRYING.
I'M CLOSE.
OR DIE TRYING.
I'M CLOSE.
OKAY, EVERYBODY! I'M CLOSE.
OKAY, EVERYBODY! CHECK OUT THE NEW KID DANGER! OKAY, EVERYBODY! CHECK OUT THE NEW KID DANGER! AW, YEAH.
CHECK OUT THE NEW KID DANGER! AW, YEAH.
THAT IS DOPE.
AW, YEAH.
THAT IS DOPE.
YEAH.
THAT IS DOPE.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
WOO.
ALL RIGHT.
WOO.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? WOO.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? FEELS BAD.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? FEELS BAD.
VAN DEL'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
FEELS BAD.
VAN DEL'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
YEAH, HE IS.
VAN DEL'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
YEAH, HE IS.
OH YEAH.
YEAH, HE IS.
OH YEAH.
WOW, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
OH YEAH.
WOW, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
I FEEL LIKE A REAL WALL DOG NOW.
WOW, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
I FEEL LIKE A REAL WALL DOG NOW.
NOT YET, MAN.
I FEEL LIKE A REAL WALL DOG NOW.
NOT YET, MAN.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU NOT YET, MAN.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE GRILL WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE GRILL AND WE'LL LET VAN DEL TO THE GRILL AND WE'LL LET VAN DEL DECIDE IF YOU CAN BE A WALL DOG.
AND WE'LL LET VAN DEL DECIDE IF YOU CAN BE A WALL DOG.
WHAT GRILL? DECIDE IF YOU CAN BE A WALL DOG.
WHAT GRILL? THAT'S A SECRET.
WHAT GRILL? THAT'S A SECRET.
IT'S THE OLD MAPLE GRILL.
THAT'S A SECRET.
IT'S THE OLD MAPLE GRILL.
SHUT UP, MAN.
IT'S THE OLD MAPLE GRILL.
SHUT UP, MAN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? SHUT UP, MAN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I GOT SHOT IN THE EYE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I GOT SHOT IN THE EYE WITH A LASER.
I GOT SHOT IN THE EYE WITH A LASER.
WHO POINTS A LASER WITH A LASER.
WHO POINTS A LASER AT THEIR EYE? WHO POINTS A LASER AT THEIR EYE? THE OLD MAPLE GRILL'S AT THEIR EYE? THE OLD MAPLE GRILL'S BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS.
THE OLD MAPLE GRILL'S BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS.
JUST WAIT.
BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS.
JUST WAIT.
QUIT IT.
LET ME GO.
JUST WAIT.
QUIT IT.
LET ME GO.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE QUIT IT.
LET ME GO.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
OH NO.
IN BIG TROUBLE.
OH NO.
YO, WHO'S THE HERBERT? OH NO.
YO, WHO'S THE HERBERT? WE CAUGHT HIM YO, WHO'S THE HERBERT? WE CAUGHT HIM ACROSS THE STREET SPYING ON US.
WE CAUGHT HIM ACROSS THE STREET SPYING ON US.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ACROSS THE STREET SPYING ON US.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND I FOUND YOU AND AS SOON THAT'S RIGHT.
AND I FOUND YOU AND AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE, AND I FOUND YOU AND AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M CALLING THE COPS.
AS I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M CALLING THE COPS.
BUT, BUT, BUT I'M CALLING THE COPS.
BUT, BUT, BUT WELL, NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED BUT, BUT, BUT WELL, NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL THE COPS? WELL, NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL THE COPS? I THINK THIS HERBERT NEEDS TO CALL THE COPS? I THINK THIS HERBERT NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE MORE I THINK THIS HERBERT NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE MORE COLORFUL.
TO BE A LITTLE MORE COLORFUL.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
COLORFUL.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP.
WHY DON'T WE LET OUR NEW FRIEND WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP.
WHY DON'T WE LET OUR NEW FRIEND SPRAY THE HERBERT? WHY DON'T WE LET OUR NEW FRIEND SPRAY THE HERBERT? OKAY.
SPRAY THE HERBERT? OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
OKAY.
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
LIKE THAT IDEA.
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
LIKE THAT IDEA.
GIVE ME SOME CANS.
LIKE THAT IDEA.
GIVE ME SOME CANS.
WHOO.
GIVE ME SOME CANS.
WHOO.
YEAH.
WHOO.
YEAH.
KID DANGER.
YEAH.
KID DANGER.
WHAT'S UP? KID DANGER.
WHAT'S UP? WHAT HAPPENED WHAT'S UP? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OUTFIT? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OUTFIT? NONE OF YOUR BIZ, HERBERT.
TO YOUR OUTFIT? NONE OF YOUR BIZ, HERBERT.
OOH.
NONE OF YOUR BIZ, HERBERT.
OOH.
YEAH.
OOH.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGH FOR WHAT'S GOOD AND RIGHT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGH FOR WHAT'S GOOD AND RIGHT.
THINGS CHANGE.
FOR WHAT'S GOOD AND RIGHT.
THINGS CHANGE.
NOW I SPRAY PAINT HERBERTS THINGS CHANGE.
NOW I SPRAY PAINT HERBERTS WITH BIG FEET.
NOW I SPRAY PAINT HERBERTS WITH BIG FEET.
YEAH.
WITH BIG FEET.
YEAH.
NO, NO, NO.
YEAH.
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T PAINT ME.
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T PAINT ME.
AAH.
NO.
DON'T PAINT ME.
AAH.
NO.
IT'S SO COLD.
AAH.
NO.
IT'S SO COLD.
NOT MY NECK.
IT'S SO COLD.
NOT MY NECK.
NOT MY PANTS.
NOT MY NECK.
NOT MY PANTS.
NOT MY PANTS.
NOT MY PANTS.
NOT MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
NOT MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? MY PANTS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? KID DANGER.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? KID DANGER.
HE PAINTED ME.
KID DANGER.
HE PAINTED ME.
OH, PLEASE.
HE PAINTED ME.
OH, PLEASE.
THERE'S NO WAY KID DANGER OH, PLEASE.
THERE'S NO WAY KID DANGER WOULD EVER DO ANYTHING THERE'S NO WAY KID DANGER WOULD EVER DO ANYTHING BAD OR MEAN.
WOULD EVER DO ANYTHING BAD OR MEAN.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BAD OR MEAN.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BUT HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BUT HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
HE PAINTED ME EVERYWHERE.
BUT HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
HE PAINTED ME EVERYWHERE.
EVEN-- HE PAINTED ME EVERYWHERE.
EVEN-- EVERYWHERE.
EVEN-- EVERYWHERE.
[ GROANING .]
EVERYWHERE.
[ GROANING .]
HEY.
[ GROANING .]
HEY.
[ GRUNTS .]
HEY.
[ GRUNTS .]
HAS ANYONE SEEN HENRY? [ GRUNTS .]
HAS ANYONE SEEN HENRY? NO.
HAS ANYONE SEEN HENRY? NO.
NO, NOT AT ALL.
NO.
NO, NOT AT ALL.
WHOA.
JASPER, NO, NOT AT ALL.
WHOA.
JASPER, DID A CLOWN THROW UP ON YOU? WHOA.
JASPER, DID A CLOWN THROW UP ON YOU? I WISH.
DID A CLOWN THROW UP ON YOU? I WISH.
KID DANGER DID THIS.
I WISH.
KID DANGER DID THIS.
YOU SAW KID DANGER? KID DANGER DID THIS.
YOU SAW KID DANGER? YEAH.
YOU SAW KID DANGER? YEAH.
WITH THE WALL DOGS YEAH.
WITH THE WALL DOGS OVER AT BIG PUTTS.
WITH THE WALL DOGS OVER AT BIG PUTTS.
ARE THEY STILL THERE? OVER AT BIG PUTTS.
ARE THEY STILL THERE? NO.
ARE THEY STILL THERE? NO.
CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER NO.
CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER TO GET THIS PAINT OFF ME? CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER TO GET THIS PAINT OFF ME? THERE'S A HOSE ON THE PORCH.
TO GET THIS PAINT OFF ME? THERE'S A HOSE ON THE PORCH.
COME WITH ME.
THERE'S A HOSE ON THE PORCH.
COME WITH ME.
AAH! COME WITH ME.
AAH! UGH, I FEEL SO STICKY.
AAH! UGH, I FEEL SO STICKY.
ALL RIGHT, JASPER, UGH, I FEEL SO STICKY.
ALL RIGHT, JASPER, GET YOUR SHIRT OFF.
ALL RIGHT, JASPER, GET YOUR SHIRT OFF.
CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
GET YOUR SHIRT OFF.
CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
HEY, JASPER, CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
HEY, JASPER, WE ALL JUST TOOK A VOTE.
HEY, JASPER, WE ALL JUST TOOK A VOTE.
YOU'RE OUT OF THE POSSE.
WE ALL JUST TOOK A VOTE.
YOU'RE OUT OF THE POSSE.
WHAT? YOU'RE OUT OF THE POSSE.
WHAT? IF WE FIND THE WALL DOGS WHAT? IF WE FIND THE WALL DOGS AND GET THE $10,000 REWARD, IF WE FIND THE WALL DOGS AND GET THE $10,000 REWARD, YOU GET NOTHING.
AND GET THE $10,000 REWARD, YOU GET NOTHING.
GREAT.
YOU GET NOTHING.
GREAT.
NOW I'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH MONEY GREAT.
NOW I'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH MONEY FOR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
NOW I'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH MONEY FOR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
O-M-G.
FOR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
O-M-G.
WHAT? O-M-G.
WHAT? WHAT'S ON MY BACK? WHAT? WHAT'S ON MY BACK? O-M-G.
WHAT'S ON MY BACK? O-M-G.
WHAT? IS IT A MOLE? O-M-G.
WHAT? IS IT A MOLE? YOU'RE SURE KID DANGER WHAT? IS IT A MOLE? YOU'RE SURE KID DANGER DID THIS TO YOU? YOU'RE SURE KID DANGER DID THIS TO YOU? YEAH.
DID THIS TO YOU? YEAH.
BYE.
YEAH.
BYE.
WAIT! BYE.
WAIT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING WAIT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HOSE ME OFF! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HOSE ME OFF! KID DANGER? TO HOSE ME OFF! KID DANGER? HE'S HERE? KID DANGER? HE'S HERE? YEAH.
HE'S HERE? YEAH.
HE'S OUTSIDE WITH VERONIKA.
YEAH.
HE'S OUTSIDE WITH VERONIKA.
BRING HIM.
HE'S OUTSIDE WITH VERONIKA.
BRING HIM.
GET HIM.
BRING HIM.
GET HIM.
GET HIM! GET HIM.
GET HIM! OH, I GET HIM.
GET HIM! OH, I GET HIM.
HOW'S YOUR EYE? OH, I GET HIM.
HOW'S YOUR EYE? GONE.
HOW'S YOUR EYE? GONE.
VAN DEL? GONE.
VAN DEL? IS IT TRUE YOU'VE TURNED VAN DEL? IS IT TRUE YOU'VE TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN IS IT TRUE YOU'VE TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN AND THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN AND THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS' REVOLUTION? AND THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS' REVOLUTION? YEP.
I DO.
THE WALL DOGS' REVOLUTION? YEP.
I DO.
ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
YEP.
I DO.
ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
WHY? ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
WHY? SHOW HIM THE WALL DOG MARK WHY? SHOW HIM THE WALL DOG MARK ON YOUR ARMS.
SHOW HIM THE WALL DOG MARK ON YOUR ARMS.
OH.
ON YOUR ARMS.
OH.
FIRST, WE TEST THE MELON.
OH.
FIRST, WE TEST THE MELON.
SO, TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS, FIRST, WE TEST THE MELON.
SO, TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS, NOW I HAVE TO DO THA SO, TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS, NOW I HAVE TO DO THA TO A MELON? NOW I HAVE TO DO THA TO A MELON? [ CHUCKLES .]
TO A MELON? [ CHUCKLES .]
HOLD UP YOUR ARM.
[ CHUCKLES .]
HOLD UP YOUR ARM.
WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP YOUR ARM.
WHOA, WHOA.
COULDN'T I JUST SWEAR WHOA, WHOA.
COULDN'T I JUST SWEAR ON A BIBLE OR SOMETHING? COULDN'T I JUST SWEAR ON A BIBLE OR SOMETHING? OR IF-- ON A BIBLE OR SOMETHING? OR IF-- OW! OR IF-- OW! DANG IT! OW! DANG IT! AW, SERIOUSLY? DANG IT! AW, SERIOUSLY? AH, I KNOW.
AW, SERIOUSLY? AH, I KNOW.
[ GRUNTING .]
AH, I KNOW.
[ GRUNTING .]
IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
[ GRUNTING .]
IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
WELL, VAN DEL, IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
WELL, VAN DEL, SPRAY TIME'S OVER.
WELL, VAN DEL, SPRAY TIME'S OVER.
PROVE YOUR LOYALTY SPRAY TIME'S OVER.
PROVE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE WALL DOGS.
PROVE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE WALL DOGS.
[ SIGHS .]
TO THE WALL DOGS.
[ SIGHS .]
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING [ SIGHS .]
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU.
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU.
THEN SAY IT.
TO SAY TO YOU.
THEN SAY IT.
I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
THEN SAY IT.
I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIGHTING CRIME, BABY.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIGHTING CRIME, BABY.
I LOVE THIS KID.
FIGHTING CRIME, BABY.
I LOVE THIS KID.
YOU LIED TO ME.
I LOVE THIS KID.
YOU LIED TO ME.
YEP.
YOU LIED TO ME.
YEP.
YOU USED ME.
YEP.
YOU USED ME.
THAT IS ALSO TRUE.
YOU USED ME.
THAT IS ALSO TRUE.
SHE IS REALLY PRETTY.
THAT IS ALSO TRUE.
SHE IS REALLY PRETTY.
RIGHT? SHE IS REALLY PRETTY.
RIGHT? BUT HOW COULD YOU RIGHT? BUT HOW COULD YOU LOOK, I HAD TO MAKE YOU THINK BUT HOW COULD YOU LOOK, I HAD TO MAKE YOU THINK I TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN LOOK, I HAD TO MAKE YOU THINK I TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN AND THAT I WAS FALLING I TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN AND THAT I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU AND THAT I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU SO YOU'D BRING ME HERE IN LOVE WITH YOU SO YOU'D BRING ME HERE TO VAN DEL.
SO YOU'D BRING ME HERE TO VAN DEL.
YOU IDIOT.
TO VAN DEL.
YOU IDIOT.
YOU LED CAPTAIN MAN RIGHT TO US.
YOU IDIOT.
YOU LED CAPTAIN MAN RIGHT TO US.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
YOU LED CAPTAIN MAN RIGHT TO US.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
WHEN WE FOUND IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
WHEN WE FOUND THE TRACKING DEVICE ON THE KID, WHEN WE FOUND THE TRACKING DEVICE ON THE KID, WE BLEW IT UP.
THE TRACKING DEVICE ON THE KID, WE BLEW IT UP.
YEAH.
WE BLEW IT UP.
YEAH.
AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW YEAH.
AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I HAD TO GET A MESSAGE AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I HAD TO GET A MESSAGE TO CAPTAIN MAN I HAD TO GET A MESSAGE TO CAPTAIN MAN SO I SPRAY PAINTED O-M-G TO CAPTAIN MAN SO I SPRAY PAINTED O-M-G ON THAT KID YOU GUYS CAUGH SO I SPRAY PAINTED O-M-G ON THAT KID YOU GUYS CAUGH AT BIG PUTTS.
ON THAT KID YOU GUYS CAUGH AT BIG PUTTS.
YOU MEAN THE KID AT BIG PUTTS.
YOU MEAN THE KID WITH THE BIG FEET? YOU MEAN THE KID WITH THE BIG FEET? UH-HUH.
WITH THE BIG FEET? UH-HUH.
BUT HIS FEET AREN'T BIG.
UH-HUH.
BUT HIS FEET AREN'T BIG.
THEY'RE HUGE.
BUT HIS FEET AREN'T BIG.
THEY'RE HUGE.
WAIT.
THEY'RE HUGE.
WAIT.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WAIT.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS.
WHAT? ALL THIS.
WHAT? YOU MEAN THAT KID DANGER AND I WHAT? YOU MEAN THAT KID DANGER AND I SET UP A WHOLE PLAN TO FIND YOU MEAN THAT KID DANGER AND I SET UP A WHOLE PLAN TO FIND YOUR SECRET HIDEOUT HERE SET UP A WHOLE PLAN TO FIND YOUR SECRET HIDEOUT HERE AND CAPTURE VAN DEL? YOUR SECRET HIDEOUT HERE AND CAPTURE VAN DEL? [ CROWD MUTTERING .]
AND CAPTURE VAN DEL? [ CROWD MUTTERING .]
[ BOTH SIGHING .]
[ CROWD MUTTERING .]
[ BOTH SIGHING .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ BOTH SIGHING .]
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL EXPLAIN IT IN MORE DETAIL.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL EXPLAIN IT IN MORE DETAIL.
AND SO WHEN I SAW THE O-M-G WE'LL EXPLAIN IT IN MORE DETAIL.
AND SO WHEN I SAW THE O-M-G THAT KID DANGER SPRAYED AND SO WHEN I SAW THE O-M-G THAT KID DANGER SPRAYED ON THAT BOY'S BACK, THAT KID DANGER SPRAYED ON THAT BOY'S BACK, I KNEW THAT WAS A CLUE.
ON THAT BOY'S BACK, I KNEW THAT WAS A CLUE.
OLD MAPLE GRILLE.
O-M-G.
I KNEW THAT WAS A CLUE.
OLD MAPLE GRILLE.
O-M-G.
[ CROWD OHS .]
OLD MAPLE GRILLE.
O-M-G.
[ CROWD OHS .]
WAIT.
[ CROWD OHS .]
WAIT.
WHEN DID YOU GUYS EVEN WAIT.
WHEN DID YOU GUYS EVEN COME UP WITH THIS WHOLE PLAN? WHEN DID YOU GUYS EVEN COME UP WITH THIS WHOLE PLAN? WELL, YOU SEE, COME UP WITH THIS WHOLE PLAN? WELL, YOU SEE, AT FIRST I LIED TO CAPTAIN MAN.
WELL, YOU SEE, AT FIRST I LIED TO CAPTAIN MAN.
BY NOT TELLING ME AT FIRST I LIED TO CAPTAIN MAN.
BY NOT TELLING ME THAT VERONIKA ASKED HIM BY NOT TELLING ME THAT VERONIKA ASKED HIM TO MEET HER THAT VERONIKA ASKED HIM TO MEET HER UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
TO MEET HER UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
BUT THEN I FELT GUILTY UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
BUT THEN I FELT GUILTY SO I TOLD HIM.
BUT THEN I FELT GUILTY SO I TOLD HIM.
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? SO I TOLD HIM.
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? ME.
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? ME.
SO THAT'S WHEN WE DECIDED ME.
SO THAT'S WHEN WE DECIDED TO REALLY-- SO THAT'S WHEN WE DECIDED TO REALLY-- STOP THIS.
TO REALLY-- STOP THIS.
THIS EXPLANATION HAS BEEN STOP THIS.
THIS EXPLANATION HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 45 MINUTES.
THIS EXPLANATION HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 45 MINUTES.
ENOUGH.
GOING ON FOR 45 MINUTES.
ENOUGH.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT US ENOUGH.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? ATTACK THEM.
TO DO? ATTACK THEM.
HEY, CAPTAIN MAN! ATTACK THEM.
HEY, CAPTAIN MAN! HA.
HEY, CAPTAIN MAN! HA.
GET UP.
HA.
GET UP.
GET HIM.
GET UP.
GET HIM.
WHERE YOU GOING? GET HIM.
WHERE YOU GOING? I'M SORRY, WHERE YOU GOING? I'M SORRY, BUT WE GOT TO KEEP YOU HERE I'M SORRY, BUT WE GOT TO KEEP YOU HERE UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP.
BUT WE GOT TO KEEP YOU HERE UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP.
REALLY? UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP.
REALLY? IS THAT THE TRUTH? REALLY? IS THAT THE TRUTH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IS THAT THE TRUTH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? EVERYTHING YOU'VE TOLD ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN? EVERYTHING YOU'VE TOLD ME UP TO NOW HAS BEEN A LIE.
EVERYTHING YOU'VE TOLD ME UP TO NOW HAS BEEN A LIE.
WE HAD TO STOP YOU UP TO NOW HAS BEEN A LIE.
WE HAD TO STOP YOU AND THE OTHER WALL DOGS WE HAD TO STOP YOU AND THE OTHER WALL DOGS FROM BREAKING THE LAW.
AND THE OTHER WALL DOGS FROM BREAKING THE LAW.
WELL, FROM BREAKING THE LAW.
WELL, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.
WELL, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.
BECAUSE THE WAY YOU KISSED ME, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.
BECAUSE THE WAY YOU KISSED ME, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU LIKED IT BECAUSE THE WAY YOU KISSED ME, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU LIKED IT AND LIKED ME.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU LIKED IT AND LIKED ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AND LIKED ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SURE HOPE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SURE HOPE YOU DON'T ESCAPE I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SURE HOPE YOU DON'T ESCAPE WHILE I'M LOOKING YOU DON'T ESCAPE WHILE I'M LOOKING AT THIS COOL CEILING.
WHILE I'M LOOKING AT THIS COOL CEILING.
WHOA.
AT THIS COOL CEILING.
WHOA.
SO CLOSE.
WHOA.
SO CLOSE.
OH.
NOT QUITE.
SO CLOSE.
OH.
NOT QUITE.
HUH.
YEAH.
OH.
NOT QUITE.
HUH.
YEAH.
DON'T COME NEAR ME.
HUH.
YEAH.
DON'T COME NEAR ME.
I'M COMING NEAR YOU.
DON'T COME NEAR ME.
I'M COMING NEAR YOU.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'M COMING NEAR YOU.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
NOPE, HERE I COME.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
NOPE, HERE I COME.
I AM AN ARTIST.
NOPE, HERE I COME.
I AM AN ARTIST.
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
I AM AN ARTIST.
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
AAH! I'M DROWNING! YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
AAH! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING IN MY OWN PAINT! AAH! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING IN MY OWN PAINT! [ BOTH .]
HEY! I'M DROWNING IN MY OWN PAINT! [ BOTH .]
HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY! [ BOTH .]
HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY! IT'S ONLY, LIKE, HEY, HEY, HEY! IT'S ONLY, LIKE, THREE FEET DEEP.
IT'S ONLY, LIKE, THREE FEET DEEP.
YOU CAN STAND UP.
THREE FEET DEEP.
YOU CAN STAND UP.
OH.
YOU CAN STAND UP.
OH.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
OH.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
YEAH.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
YEAH.
IT REALLY IS.
WE ARE LIVE AT THE OLD MAPLE GRILL WHERE CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER JUST CAPTURED THE GRAFFITI BANDITS KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS.
DANG IT.
OH.
SHH.
I WANT TO HEAR THIS.
SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS PLAN TO DO WITH THE REWARD MONEY? WELL, THE TRUTH IS, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND THE WALL DOGS IF A YOUNG TEENAGE BOY WITH GIGANTIC FEE HADN'T TIPPED US OFF.
AND WHO WAS THIS YOUNG MAN? HIS NAME IS JASPER DUNLOP.
WHAT? THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME.
HOW DID YOU TIP THEM OFF? I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE.
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME.
SO, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THE $10,000 REWARD AND GIVE IT TO JASPER.
YES.
WHOO.
I DID IT.
I WON.
I DID IT.
I WON.
[ LAUGHS .]
I WON.
[ LAUGHS .]
NOW I CAN GE [ LAUGHS .]
NOW I CAN GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
NOW I CAN GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
SIDNEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
SIDNEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SIDNEY.
SIDNEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SIDNEY.
I WANT TO LIVE.
SIDNEY.
I WANT TO LIVE.
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
I WANT TO LIVE.
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
I HAD A FEELING WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT BE HANGING AROUND.
I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT BE HANGING AROUND.
YOU MEAN YOU MIGHT BE HANGING AROUND.
YOU MEAN YOU HOPED I'D BE? YOU MEAN YOU HOPED I'D BE? DID YOU HOPE I'D COME HERE? YOU HOPED I'D BE? DID YOU HOPE I'D COME HERE? YOU ALWAYS ANSWER A QUESTION DID YOU HOPE I'D COME HERE? YOU ALWAYS ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION? YOU ALWAYS ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION? WHAT DO YOU THINK? WITH A QUESTION? WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
HA.
[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
HA.
WE GOT OUR LIGHT FIXED.
HA.
WE GOT OUR LIGHT FIXED.
HA, HA.
WE GOT OUR LIGHT FIXED.
HA, HA.
OH NO.
HA, HA.
OH NO.
JIMMY, TAKE US BACK OH NO.
JIMMY, TAKE US BACK TO THE HELICOPTER LIGHT STORE.
PROMISE ME, NO MORE SPRAY PAINTING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY.
PINKY SWEAR.
[ DING .]
" LAST NIGHT, ON "HENRY DANGER.
" LAST NIGHT, THE GRAFFITI GANG LAST NIGHT, THE GRAFFITI GANG KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS THE GRAFFITI GANG KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS STRUCK SWELLVIEW'S KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS STRUCK SWELLVIEW'S PUBLIC LIBRARY.
STRUCK SWELLVIEW'S PUBLIC LIBRARY.
LET'S FORM A POSSE PUBLIC LIBRARY.
LET'S FORM A POSSE SO WE CAN CATCH THOSE WALL DOGS LET'S FORM A POSSE SO WE CAN CATCH THOSE WALL DOGS AND GET THE REWARD MONEY.
SO WE CAN CATCH THOSE WALL DOGS AND GET THE REWARD MONEY.
NO.
AND GET THE REWARD MONEY.
NO.
NOPE.
NO.
NOPE.
I WANT TO GE NOPE.
I WANT TO GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
I WANT TO GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE TO STOP THE WHOLE GANG, WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
WE JUST HAVE TO CAPTURE THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
I AM VAN DEL.
THE LEADER OF THE GANG.
I AM VAN DEL.
PREPARED TO BE SPRAYED.
I AM VAN DEL.
PREPARED TO BE SPRAYED.
FREEZE, WALL DOGS! PREPARED TO BE SPRAYED.
FREEZE, WALL DOGS! HEY, WHOA, HEY! FREEZE, WALL DOGS! HEY, WHOA, HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, WHOA, HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY, WAIT! HEY, HEY, HEY! NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- HEY, HEY, HEY! NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- WHOA.
YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
NOW, YOU BETTER JUST-- WHOA.
YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- WHOA.
YOU'RE A GIRL DOG.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- STOP.
DANG IT.
COME ON, WHOA, WHAT THE-- STOP.
DANG IT.
BYE, HERBERT.
STOP.
DANG IT.
BYE, HERBERT.
YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE.
BYE, HERBERT.
YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE.
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING YOU LET A CRIMINAL ESCAPE.
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? DID SHE SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? MEET ME TOMORROW NIGH THAT COULD HELP US FIND THEM? MEET ME TOMORROW NIGH UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
MEET ME TOMORROW NIGH UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, DON'T-- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, DON'T-- NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
NO, DON'T-- NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? NO, SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? THE SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? THE SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? THE SNAKE BIT MY HAND.
YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? NO.
I DID.
YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME? NO.
I DID.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
NO.
I DID.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME.
AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO ME.
GET OFF ME.
LIED TO ME.
GET OFF ME.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
GET OFF ME.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
[ GRUNTING .]
LEAVE HER ALONE.
[ GRUNTING .]
AAH! [ GROUP CHATTERS .]
SORRY, WINDMILL.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
CHECK THIS OUT.
SURPRISE.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
WAIT, WHAT? WHAT? SO OH, THAT'S T-PAINT, TWO CANZ, BEYONSPRAY VERONIKA.
WHAT? HE'S CAPTAIN MAN'S BUDGE.
HEY.
I'M A LOT MORE THAN JUS CAPTAIN MAN'S BUDGE.
FOR EXAMPLE, I'M GOOD AT TENNIS.
I MAKE EXCELLENT TACOS.
TACOS? WHAT IF HE TELLS CAPTAIN MAN WHERE WE ARE? HE WON'T.
I JUST WATCHED HIM FIGHT CAPTAIN MAN AND PUSH HIM DOWN A MOUNTAIN.
I'D BE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING NOW? YOU'RE NOT CAPTAIN MAN'S BUDGE ANYMORE? NOPE.
I THINK IT'S AWESOME HOW YOU GUYS GO AROUND PAINTING STUFF LIKE THA ALL OVER THE CITY.
WAIT.
YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO LET WONDER BOY ROLL WITH US? I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
NO.
BUT VAN DEL DOES.
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
NO.
BUT VAN DEL DOES.
CALL HIM.
NO.
BUT VAN DEL DOES.
CALL HIM.
ON IT.
CALL HIM.
ON IT.
[ PHONE RINGING .]
ON IT.
[ PHONE RINGING .]
HELLO? [ PHONE RINGING .]
HELLO? WHO IS THIS? HELLO? WHO IS THIS? ME, MAN.
WHO IS THIS? ME, MAN.
[ TUBE BEEPING .]
ME, MAN.
[ TUBE BEEPING .]
HOW DID IT GO? [ TUBE BEEPING .]
HOW DID IT GO? NOT GREAT.
HOW DID IT GO? NOT GREAT.
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? NOT GREAT.
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? AND WHY ARE YOU ALL DIRTY? WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? AND WHY ARE YOU ALL DIRTY? BECAUSE I JUST WENT TUMBLING AND WHY ARE YOU ALL DIRTY? BECAUSE I JUST WENT TUMBLING DOWN A GIANT MOUNTAIN.
BECAUSE I JUST WENT TUMBLING DOWN A GIANT MOUNTAIN.
AND A MOUNTAIN IS BASICALLY DOWN A GIANT MOUNTAIN.
AND A MOUNTAIN IS BASICALLY ONE BIG PILE OF DIR AND A MOUNTAIN IS BASICALLY ONE BIG PILE OF DIR IN THE SHAPE OF A MOUNTAIN.
ONE BIG PILE OF DIR IN THE SHAPE OF A MOUNTAIN.
WE'VE GOT TO LOCATE HENRY.
IN THE SHAPE OF A MOUNTAIN.
WE'VE GOT TO LOCATE HENRY.
SCHWOZ! WE'VE GOT TO LOCATE HENRY.
SCHWOZ! SCHWOZ! SCHWOZ! SCHWOZ! THANKS FOR THAT.
SCHWOZ! THANKS FOR THAT.
WHAT, WHAT? THANKS FOR THAT.
WHAT, WHAT? I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
WHAT, WHAT? I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
COME HELP US LOCATE HENRY.
I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
COME HELP US LOCATE HENRY.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED? COME HELP US LOCATE HENRY.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED? I PUT THE SECRE WHY, WHAT HAPPENED? I PUT THE SECRE TRACKING DEVICE ON HIM, I PUT THE SECRE TRACKING DEVICE ON HIM, BUT IT'S NOT FINDING TRACKING DEVICE ON HIM, BUT IT'S NOT FINDING THE LOCATION.
BUT IT'S NOT FINDING THE LOCATION.
MOVE.
THE LOCATION.
MOVE.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
MOVE.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
GAH.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
GAH.
UGH.
GAH.
UGH.
SO, WHERE IS HE? UGH.
SO, WHERE IS HE? IT TAKES TIME SO, WHERE IS HE? IT TAKES TIME TO TRIANGULATE HIS LOCATION.
IT TAKES TIME TO TRIANGULATE HIS LOCATION.
[ OINKING .]
TO TRIANGULATE HIS LOCATION.
[ OINKING .]
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! [ OINKING .]
I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE! YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER WITH YOUR PIG? YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER WITH YOUR PIG? SHE HAS TO GET CLEAN, TOO.
WITH YOUR PIG? SHE HAS TO GET CLEAN, TOO.
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
SHE HAS TO GET CLEAN, TOO.
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO'LL CALL ME THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO'LL CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE WHO'LL CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN! YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN! THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
CAPTAIN MAN! THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! VAN DEL? DEL? I'M BUSY PAINTING.
BUT SPRAY-Z WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
BUT SPRAY-Z WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
NOW, GO STIR THE PAIN GIVE ME THE PHONE.
NOW, GO STIR THE PAIN BEFORE I THROW YOU INTO IT.
TALK.
KID DANGER'S HERE.
PUT HIM ON THE PHONE.
VAN DEL? KID DANGER.
I HEAR YOUR BOSS WANTS ME IN PRISON.
I HEAR YOUR BOSS WANTS ME IN PRISON.
WELL IN PRISON.
WELL MAYBE CAPTAIN MAN'S WELL MAYBE CAPTAIN MAN'S NOT MY BOSS ANYMORE.
MAYBE CAPTAIN MAN'S NOT MY BOSS ANYMORE.
INTERESTING.
NOT MY BOSS ANYMORE.
INTERESTING.
PUT SPRAY-Z ON THE PHONE.
INTERESTING.
PUT SPRAY-Z ON THE PHONE.
OKAY.
PUT SPRAY-Z ON THE PHONE.
OKAY.
SPRAY-Z, HE WANTS YOU.
OKAY.
SPRAY-Z, HE WANTS YOU.
I'M TWO CANZ.
SPRAY-Z, HE WANTS YOU.
I'M TWO CANZ.
WELL, SORRY, MS.
CANZ.
I'M TWO CANZ.
WELL, SORRY, MS.
CANZ.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
WELL, SORRY, MS.
CANZ.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
IT'S ME.
GIVE ME THE PHONE.
IT'S ME.
DID YOU SEARCH KID DANGER? IT'S ME.
DID YOU SEARCH KID DANGER? SEARCH HIM FOR WHAT? DID YOU SEARCH KID DANGER? SEARCH HIM FOR WHAT? OH, I DON'T KNOW, SEARCH HIM FOR WHAT? OH, I DON'T KNOW, MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS? OH, I DON'T KNOW, MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS? ON IT.
MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS? ON IT.
CHECK HIM FOR MEATBALLS ON IT.
CHECK HIM FOR MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS.
CHECK HIM FOR MEATBALLS AND BIKINI TOPS.
SPRAY-Z.
AND BIKINI TOPS.
SPRAY-Z.
SPRAY-Z! SPRAY-Z.
SPRAY-Z! WHAT'S UP? SPRAY-Z! WHAT'S UP? SEARCH HIM FOR WEAPONS, WHAT'S UP? SEARCH HIM FOR WEAPONS, RECORDING DEVICES, SEARCH HIM FOR WEAPONS, RECORDING DEVICES, THINGS LIKE THAT.
RECORDING DEVICES, THINGS LIKE THAT.
AH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
THINGS LIKE THAT.
AH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
AND AH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
AND USE THE WAND.
AND USE THE WAND.
[ WAND BUZZING .]
USE THE WAND.
[ WAND BUZZING .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND BUZZING .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
[ WAND SQUEALS .]
WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? [ WAND SQUEALS .]
WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? NOTHING BUT ROCK HARD ABS.
WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? NOTHING BUT ROCK HARD ABS.
CHECK HIS BELT BUCKLE.
NOTHING BUT ROCK HARD ABS.
CHECK HIS BELT BUCKLE.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW CHECK HIS BELT BUCKLE.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS IN THERE.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS IN THERE.
IT'S A TRACKING DEVICE.
THAT WAS IN THERE.
IT'S A TRACKING DEVICE.
CAPTAIN MAN MUST'VE IT'S A TRACKING DEVICE.
CAPTAIN MAN MUST'VE PUT IT THERE.
CAPTAIN MAN MUST'VE PUT IT THERE.
THAT JERK.
PUT IT THERE.
THAT JERK.
WHY CAN'T YOU FIND HENRY? THAT JERK.
WHY CAN'T YOU FIND HENRY? I TOLD YOU, IT TAKES TIME.
WHY CAN'T YOU FIND HENRY? I TOLD YOU, IT TAKES TIME.
TIME IS THE ONE THING I TOLD YOU, IT TAKES TIME.
TIME IS THE ONE THING WE DON'T HAVE.
TIME IS THE ONE THING WE DON'T HAVE.
WELL, TIME AND MACHINES WE DON'T HAVE.
WELL, TIME AND MACHINES THAT POOP GOLD.
WELL, TIME AND MACHINES THAT POOP GOLD.
WE ALSO DON'T HAVE THOSE.
THAT POOP GOLD.
WE ALSO DON'T HAVE THOSE.
ALL RIGHT.
WE ALSO DON'T HAVE THOSE.
ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS TRACKING DEVICE, IF YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS TRACKING DEVICE, THEN BUST IT UP.
ABOUT THIS TRACKING DEVICE, THEN BUST IT UP.
OKAY.
THEN BUST IT UP.
OKAY.
BUT I DON'T NEED THIS.
OKAY.
BUT I DON'T NEED THIS.
GEEZ.
BUT I DON'T NEED THIS.
GEEZ.
CHECK THIS OUT.
GEEZ.
CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT HAPPENED? CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT HAPPENED? I LOST HENRY'S SIGNAL.
WHAT HAPPENED? I LOST HENRY'S SIGNAL.
NOW, GIVE US I LOST HENRY'S SIGNAL.
NOW, GIVE US YOUR LITTLE LASER TOY.
NOW, GIVE US YOUR LITTLE LASER TOY.
BUT THIS KIND OF BELONGS YOUR LITTLE LASER TOY.
BUT THIS KIND OF BELONGS TO CAPTAIN MAN, BUT THIS KIND OF BELONGS TO CAPTAIN MAN, AND I DON'T THINK I-- TO CAPTAIN MAN, AND I DON'T THINK I-- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? AND I DON'T THINK I-- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? THE WALL DOGS' OR CAPTAIN MAN'S? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? THE WALL DOGS' OR CAPTAIN MAN'S? YOURS.
THE WALL DOGS' OR CAPTAIN MAN'S? YOURS.
COOL.
YOURS.
COOL.
OKAY.
COOL.
OKAY.
YOU GUYS FINISH WORKING OKAY.
YOU GUYS FINISH WORKING ON THE WINDMILL.
YOU GUYS FINISH WORKING ON THE WINDMILL.
I'M GOING TO WORK ON KID DANGER.
ON THE WINDMILL.
I'M GOING TO WORK ON KID DANGER.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? I'M GOING TO WORK ON KID DANGER.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU'LL SEE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU'LL SEE.
HEY, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? YOU'LL SEE.
HEY, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? BE CAREFUL WITH THA HEY, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? BE CAREFUL WITH THA OR ELSE YOU MIGHT-- BE CAREFUL WITH THA OR ELSE YOU MIGHT-- AAH! OR ELSE YOU MIGHT-- AAH! MY EYE! AAH! MY EYE! HURT YOURSELF.
MY EYE! HURT YOURSELF.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE MIGHT BE HURT YOURSELF.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE MIGHT BE THE WORST POSSE EVER.
OKAY, YOU PEOPLE MIGHT BE THE WORST POSSE EVER.
I MEAN, DO YOU WAN THE WORST POSSE EVER.
I MEAN, DO YOU WAN THE $10,000 REWARD OR NOT? I MEAN, DO YOU WAN THE $10,000 REWARD OR NOT? [ ALL .]
YEAH.
THE $10,000 REWARD OR NOT? [ ALL .]
YEAH.
THEN WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU [ ALL .]
YEAH.
THEN WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU FIND THE WALL DOGS? THEN WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU FIND THE WALL DOGS? WELL, I WAS LOOKING FIND THE WALL DOGS? WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM DOWNTOWN.
WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM DOWNTOWN.
BUT WHEN I WAS CROSSING FOR THEM DOWNTOWN.
BUT WHEN I WAS CROSSING FOURTH STREET, I FELL DOWN BUT WHEN I WAS CROSSING FOURTH STREET, I FELL DOWN AND A MOTORCYCLE FOURTH STREET, I FELL DOWN AND A MOTORCYCLE RAN OVER MY TUMMY.
AND A MOTORCYCLE RAN OVER MY TUMMY.
AND WHY DIDN'T YOU FIND RAN OVER MY TUMMY.
AND WHY DIDN'T YOU FIND THE WALL DOGS? AND WHY DIDN'T YOU FIND THE WALL DOGS? WELL, I SAW A BEE HIVE, THE WALL DOGS? WELL, I SAW A BEE HIVE, SO I HIT IT WITH A STICK.
WELL, I SAW A BEE HIVE, SO I HIT IT WITH A STICK.
THEN, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, SO I HIT IT WITH A STICK.
THEN, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, I WAS STUNG BY BEES.
THEN, ALMOST IMMEDIATELY, I WAS STUNG BY BEES.
SIDNEY, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? I WAS STUNG BY BEES.
SIDNEY, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? MY SNAKE BITE SIDNEY, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? MY SNAKE BITE IT'S GETTING WORSE.
MY SNAKE BITE IT'S GETTING WORSE.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? IT'S GETTING WORSE.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? I BOUGHT THIS GOLDFISH.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? I BOUGHT THIS GOLDFISH.
WHY? I BOUGHT THIS GOLDFISH.
WHY? I LIKE THE WAY HE SMELLS.
WHY? I LIKE THE WAY HE SMELLS.
[ SNIFFS .]
I LIKE THE WAY HE SMELLS.
[ SNIFFS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ SNIFFS .]
[ SIGHS .]
UGH.
SHE IS SO WEIRD.
[ SIGHS .]
UGH.
SHE IS SO WEIRD.
JASPER UGH.
SHE IS SO WEIRD.
JASPER YOU WANT MONEY, SO YOU CAN PAY JASPER YOU WANT MONEY, SO YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY? YOU WANT MONEY, SO YOU CAN PAY FOR YOUR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY? YOU KNOW I DO.
FOR YOUR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY? YOU KNOW I DO.
THEN ALL OF YOU YOU KNOW I DO.
THEN ALL OF YOU GO BACK OUT THERE THEN ALL OF YOU GO BACK OUT THERE AND FIND THE WALL DOGS GO BACK OUT THERE AND FIND THE WALL DOGS SO WE CAN GET OUR TEN GRAND.
AND FIND THE WALL DOGS SO WE CAN GET OUR TEN GRAND.
OR DIE TRYING.
SO WE CAN GET OUR TEN GRAND.
OR DIE TRYING.
I'M CLOSE.
OR DIE TRYING.
I'M CLOSE.
OKAY, EVERYBODY! I'M CLOSE.
OKAY, EVERYBODY! CHECK OUT THE NEW KID DANGER! OKAY, EVERYBODY! CHECK OUT THE NEW KID DANGER! AW, YEAH.
CHECK OUT THE NEW KID DANGER! AW, YEAH.
THAT IS DOPE.
AW, YEAH.
THAT IS DOPE.
YEAH.
THAT IS DOPE.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
WOO.
ALL RIGHT.
WOO.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? WOO.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? FEELS BAD.
HOW DOES IT FEEL? FEELS BAD.
VAN DEL'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
FEELS BAD.
VAN DEL'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
YEAH, HE IS.
VAN DEL'S GOING TO LOVE IT.
YEAH, HE IS.
OH YEAH.
YEAH, HE IS.
OH YEAH.
WOW, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
OH YEAH.
WOW, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
I FEEL LIKE A REAL WALL DOG NOW.
WOW, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
I FEEL LIKE A REAL WALL DOG NOW.
NOT YET, MAN.
I FEEL LIKE A REAL WALL DOG NOW.
NOT YET, MAN.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU NOT YET, MAN.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE GRILL WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE GRILL AND WE'LL LET VAN DEL TO THE GRILL AND WE'LL LET VAN DEL DECIDE IF YOU CAN BE A WALL DOG.
AND WE'LL LET VAN DEL DECIDE IF YOU CAN BE A WALL DOG.
WHAT GRILL? DECIDE IF YOU CAN BE A WALL DOG.
WHAT GRILL? THAT'S A SECRET.
WHAT GRILL? THAT'S A SECRET.
IT'S THE OLD MAPLE GRILL.
THAT'S A SECRET.
IT'S THE OLD MAPLE GRILL.
SHUT UP, MAN.
IT'S THE OLD MAPLE GRILL.
SHUT UP, MAN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? SHUT UP, MAN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I GOT SHOT IN THE EYE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I GOT SHOT IN THE EYE WITH A LASER.
I GOT SHOT IN THE EYE WITH A LASER.
WHO POINTS A LASER WITH A LASER.
WHO POINTS A LASER AT THEIR EYE? WHO POINTS A LASER AT THEIR EYE? THE OLD MAPLE GRILL'S AT THEIR EYE? THE OLD MAPLE GRILL'S BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS.
THE OLD MAPLE GRILL'S BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS.
JUST WAIT.
BEEN ABANDONED FOR YEARS.
JUST WAIT.
QUIT IT.
LET ME GO.
JUST WAIT.
QUIT IT.
LET ME GO.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE QUIT IT.
LET ME GO.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
OH NO.
IN BIG TROUBLE.
OH NO.
YO, WHO'S THE HERBERT? OH NO.
YO, WHO'S THE HERBERT? WE CAUGHT HIM YO, WHO'S THE HERBERT? WE CAUGHT HIM ACROSS THE STREET SPYING ON US.
WE CAUGHT HIM ACROSS THE STREET SPYING ON US.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ACROSS THE STREET SPYING ON US.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND I FOUND YOU AND AS SOON THAT'S RIGHT.
AND I FOUND YOU AND AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE, AND I FOUND YOU AND AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M CALLING THE COPS.
AS I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M CALLING THE COPS.
BUT, BUT, BUT I'M CALLING THE COPS.
BUT, BUT, BUT WELL, NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED BUT, BUT, BUT WELL, NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL THE COPS? WELL, NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL THE COPS? I THINK THIS HERBERT NEEDS TO CALL THE COPS? I THINK THIS HERBERT NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE MORE I THINK THIS HERBERT NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE MORE COLORFUL.
TO BE A LITTLE MORE COLORFUL.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
COLORFUL.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP.
LET'S SPRAY HIM.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP.
WHY DON'T WE LET OUR NEW FRIEND WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP.
WHY DON'T WE LET OUR NEW FRIEND SPRAY THE HERBERT? WHY DON'T WE LET OUR NEW FRIEND SPRAY THE HERBERT? OKAY.
SPRAY THE HERBERT? OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
OKAY.
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
LIKE THAT IDEA.
WHAT A GOOD IDEA.
LIKE THAT IDEA.
GIVE ME SOME CANS.
LIKE THAT IDEA.
GIVE ME SOME CANS.
WHOO.
GIVE ME SOME CANS.
WHOO.
YEAH.
WHOO.
YEAH.
KID DANGER.
YEAH.
KID DANGER.
WHAT'S UP? KID DANGER.
WHAT'S UP? WHAT HAPPENED WHAT'S UP? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OUTFIT? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OUTFIT? NONE OF YOUR BIZ, HERBERT.
TO YOUR OUTFIT? NONE OF YOUR BIZ, HERBERT.
OOH.
NONE OF YOUR BIZ, HERBERT.
OOH.
YEAH.
OOH.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGH FOR WHAT'S GOOD AND RIGHT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGH FOR WHAT'S GOOD AND RIGHT.
THINGS CHANGE.
FOR WHAT'S GOOD AND RIGHT.
THINGS CHANGE.
NOW I SPRAY PAINT HERBERTS THINGS CHANGE.
NOW I SPRAY PAINT HERBERTS WITH BIG FEET.
NOW I SPRAY PAINT HERBERTS WITH BIG FEET.
YEAH.
WITH BIG FEET.
YEAH.
NO, NO, NO.
YEAH.
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T PAINT ME.
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T PAINT ME.
AAH.
NO.
DON'T PAINT ME.
AAH.
NO.
IT'S SO COLD.
AAH.
NO.
IT'S SO COLD.
NOT MY NECK.
IT'S SO COLD.
NOT MY NECK.
NOT MY PANTS.
NOT MY NECK.
NOT MY PANTS.
NOT MY PANTS.
NOT MY PANTS.
NOT MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
NOT MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
MY PANTS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? MY PANTS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? KID DANGER.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? KID DANGER.
HE PAINTED ME.
KID DANGER.
HE PAINTED ME.
OH, PLEASE.
HE PAINTED ME.
OH, PLEASE.
THERE'S NO WAY KID DANGER OH, PLEASE.
THERE'S NO WAY KID DANGER WOULD EVER DO ANYTHING THERE'S NO WAY KID DANGER WOULD EVER DO ANYTHING BAD OR MEAN.
WOULD EVER DO ANYTHING BAD OR MEAN.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BAD OR MEAN.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BUT HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BUT HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
HE PAINTED ME EVERYWHERE.
BUT HE'S DIFFERENT NOW.
HE PAINTED ME EVERYWHERE.
EVEN-- HE PAINTED ME EVERYWHERE.
EVEN-- EVERYWHERE.
EVEN-- EVERYWHERE.
[ GROANING .]
EVERYWHERE.
[ GROANING .]
HEY.
[ GROANING .]
HEY.
[ GRUNTS .]
HEY.
[ GRUNTS .]
HAS ANYONE SEEN HENRY? [ GRUNTS .]
HAS ANYONE SEEN HENRY? NO.
HAS ANYONE SEEN HENRY? NO.
NO, NOT AT ALL.
NO.
NO, NOT AT ALL.
WHOA.
JASPER, NO, NOT AT ALL.
WHOA.
JASPER, DID A CLOWN THROW UP ON YOU? WHOA.
JASPER, DID A CLOWN THROW UP ON YOU? I WISH.
DID A CLOWN THROW UP ON YOU? I WISH.
KID DANGER DID THIS.
I WISH.
KID DANGER DID THIS.
YOU SAW KID DANGER? KID DANGER DID THIS.
YOU SAW KID DANGER? YEAH.
YOU SAW KID DANGER? YEAH.
WITH THE WALL DOGS YEAH.
WITH THE WALL DOGS OVER AT BIG PUTTS.
WITH THE WALL DOGS OVER AT BIG PUTTS.
ARE THEY STILL THERE? OVER AT BIG PUTTS.
ARE THEY STILL THERE? NO.
ARE THEY STILL THERE? NO.
CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER NO.
CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER TO GET THIS PAINT OFF ME? CAN I USE YOUR SHOWER TO GET THIS PAINT OFF ME? THERE'S A HOSE ON THE PORCH.
TO GET THIS PAINT OFF ME? THERE'S A HOSE ON THE PORCH.
COME WITH ME.
THERE'S A HOSE ON THE PORCH.
COME WITH ME.
AAH! COME WITH ME.
AAH! UGH, I FEEL SO STICKY.
AAH! UGH, I FEEL SO STICKY.
ALL RIGHT, JASPER, UGH, I FEEL SO STICKY.
ALL RIGHT, JASPER, GET YOUR SHIRT OFF.
ALL RIGHT, JASPER, GET YOUR SHIRT OFF.
CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
GET YOUR SHIRT OFF.
CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
HEY, JASPER, CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
HEY, JASPER, WE ALL JUST TOOK A VOTE.
HEY, JASPER, WE ALL JUST TOOK A VOTE.
YOU'RE OUT OF THE POSSE.
WE ALL JUST TOOK A VOTE.
YOU'RE OUT OF THE POSSE.
WHAT? YOU'RE OUT OF THE POSSE.
WHAT? IF WE FIND THE WALL DOGS WHAT? IF WE FIND THE WALL DOGS AND GET THE $10,000 REWARD, IF WE FIND THE WALL DOGS AND GET THE $10,000 REWARD, YOU GET NOTHING.
AND GET THE $10,000 REWARD, YOU GET NOTHING.
GREAT.
YOU GET NOTHING.
GREAT.
NOW I'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH MONEY GREAT.
NOW I'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH MONEY FOR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
NOW I'LL NEVER GET ENOUGH MONEY FOR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
O-M-G.
FOR FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
O-M-G.
WHAT? O-M-G.
WHAT? WHAT'S ON MY BACK? WHAT? WHAT'S ON MY BACK? O-M-G.
WHAT'S ON MY BACK? O-M-G.
WHAT? IS IT A MOLE? O-M-G.
WHAT? IS IT A MOLE? YOU'RE SURE KID DANGER WHAT? IS IT A MOLE? YOU'RE SURE KID DANGER DID THIS TO YOU? YOU'RE SURE KID DANGER DID THIS TO YOU? YEAH.
DID THIS TO YOU? YEAH.
BYE.
YEAH.
BYE.
WAIT! BYE.
WAIT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING WAIT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HOSE ME OFF! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HOSE ME OFF! KID DANGER? TO HOSE ME OFF! KID DANGER? HE'S HERE? KID DANGER? HE'S HERE? YEAH.
HE'S HERE? YEAH.
HE'S OUTSIDE WITH VERONIKA.
YEAH.
HE'S OUTSIDE WITH VERONIKA.
BRING HIM.
HE'S OUTSIDE WITH VERONIKA.
BRING HIM.
GET HIM.
BRING HIM.
GET HIM.
GET HIM! GET HIM.
GET HIM! OH, I GET HIM.
GET HIM! OH, I GET HIM.
HOW'S YOUR EYE? OH, I GET HIM.
HOW'S YOUR EYE? GONE.
HOW'S YOUR EYE? GONE.
VAN DEL? GONE.
VAN DEL? IS IT TRUE YOU'VE TURNED VAN DEL? IS IT TRUE YOU'VE TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN IS IT TRUE YOU'VE TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN AND THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN AND THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS' REVOLUTION? AND THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS' REVOLUTION? YEP.
I DO.
THE WALL DOGS' REVOLUTION? YEP.
I DO.
ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
YEP.
I DO.
ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
WHY? ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE.
WHY? SHOW HIM THE WALL DOG MARK WHY? SHOW HIM THE WALL DOG MARK ON YOUR ARMS.
SHOW HIM THE WALL DOG MARK ON YOUR ARMS.
OH.
ON YOUR ARMS.
OH.
FIRST, WE TEST THE MELON.
OH.
FIRST, WE TEST THE MELON.
SO, TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS, FIRST, WE TEST THE MELON.
SO, TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS, NOW I HAVE TO DO THA SO, TO JOIN THE WALL DOGS, NOW I HAVE TO DO THA TO A MELON? NOW I HAVE TO DO THA TO A MELON? [ CHUCKLES .]
TO A MELON? [ CHUCKLES .]
HOLD UP YOUR ARM.
[ CHUCKLES .]
HOLD UP YOUR ARM.
WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP YOUR ARM.
WHOA, WHOA.
COULDN'T I JUST SWEAR WHOA, WHOA.
COULDN'T I JUST SWEAR ON A BIBLE OR SOMETHING? COULDN'T I JUST SWEAR ON A BIBLE OR SOMETHING? OR IF-- ON A BIBLE OR SOMETHING? OR IF-- OW! OR IF-- OW! DANG IT! OW! DANG IT! AW, SERIOUSLY? DANG IT! AW, SERIOUSLY? AH, I KNOW.
AW, SERIOUSLY? AH, I KNOW.
[ GRUNTING .]
AH, I KNOW.
[ GRUNTING .]
IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
[ GRUNTING .]
IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
WELL, VAN DEL, IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
WELL, VAN DEL, SPRAY TIME'S OVER.
WELL, VAN DEL, SPRAY TIME'S OVER.
PROVE YOUR LOYALTY SPRAY TIME'S OVER.
PROVE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE WALL DOGS.
PROVE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE WALL DOGS.
[ SIGHS .]
TO THE WALL DOGS.
[ SIGHS .]
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING [ SIGHS .]
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU.
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU.
THEN SAY IT.
TO SAY TO YOU.
THEN SAY IT.
I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
THEN SAY IT.
I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIGHTING CRIME, BABY.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? FIGHTING CRIME, BABY.
I LOVE THIS KID.
FIGHTING CRIME, BABY.
I LOVE THIS KID.
YOU LIED TO ME.
I LOVE THIS KID.
YOU LIED TO ME.
YEP.
YOU LIED TO ME.
YEP.
YOU USED ME.
YEP.
YOU USED ME.
THAT IS ALSO TRUE.
YOU USED ME.
THAT IS ALSO TRUE.
SHE IS REALLY PRETTY.
THAT IS ALSO TRUE.
SHE IS REALLY PRETTY.
RIGHT? SHE IS REALLY PRETTY.
RIGHT? BUT HOW COULD YOU RIGHT? BUT HOW COULD YOU LOOK, I HAD TO MAKE YOU THINK BUT HOW COULD YOU LOOK, I HAD TO MAKE YOU THINK I TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN LOOK, I HAD TO MAKE YOU THINK I TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN AND THAT I WAS FALLING I TURNED AGAINST CAPTAIN MAN AND THAT I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU AND THAT I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU SO YOU'D BRING ME HERE IN LOVE WITH YOU SO YOU'D BRING ME HERE TO VAN DEL.
SO YOU'D BRING ME HERE TO VAN DEL.
YOU IDIOT.
TO VAN DEL.
YOU IDIOT.
YOU LED CAPTAIN MAN RIGHT TO US.
YOU IDIOT.
YOU LED CAPTAIN MAN RIGHT TO US.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
YOU LED CAPTAIN MAN RIGHT TO US.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
WHEN WE FOUND IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
WHEN WE FOUND THE TRACKING DEVICE ON THE KID, WHEN WE FOUND THE TRACKING DEVICE ON THE KID, WE BLEW IT UP.
THE TRACKING DEVICE ON THE KID, WE BLEW IT UP.
YEAH.
WE BLEW IT UP.
YEAH.
AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW YEAH.
AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I HAD TO GET A MESSAGE AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I HAD TO GET A MESSAGE TO CAPTAIN MAN I HAD TO GET A MESSAGE TO CAPTAIN MAN SO I SPRAY PAINTED O-M-G TO CAPTAIN MAN SO I SPRAY PAINTED O-M-G ON THAT KID YOU GUYS CAUGH SO I SPRAY PAINTED O-M-G ON THAT KID YOU GUYS CAUGH AT BIG PUTTS.
ON THAT KID YOU GUYS CAUGH AT BIG PUTTS.
YOU MEAN THE KID AT BIG PUTTS.
YOU MEAN THE KID WITH THE BIG FEET? YOU MEAN THE KID WITH THE BIG FEET? UH-HUH.
WITH THE BIG FEET? UH-HUH.
BUT HIS FEET AREN'T BIG.
UH-HUH.
BUT HIS FEET AREN'T BIG.
THEY'RE HUGE.
BUT HIS FEET AREN'T BIG.
THEY'RE HUGE.
WAIT.
THEY'RE HUGE.
WAIT.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WAIT.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS.
WHAT? ALL THIS.
WHAT? YOU MEAN THAT KID DANGER AND I WHAT? YOU MEAN THAT KID DANGER AND I SET UP A WHOLE PLAN TO FIND YOU MEAN THAT KID DANGER AND I SET UP A WHOLE PLAN TO FIND YOUR SECRET HIDEOUT HERE SET UP A WHOLE PLAN TO FIND YOUR SECRET HIDEOUT HERE AND CAPTURE VAN DEL? YOUR SECRET HIDEOUT HERE AND CAPTURE VAN DEL? [ CROWD MUTTERING .]
AND CAPTURE VAN DEL? [ CROWD MUTTERING .]
[ BOTH SIGHING .]
[ CROWD MUTTERING .]
[ BOTH SIGHING .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ BOTH SIGHING .]
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL EXPLAIN IT IN MORE DETAIL.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL EXPLAIN IT IN MORE DETAIL.
AND SO WHEN I SAW THE O-M-G WE'LL EXPLAIN IT IN MORE DETAIL.
AND SO WHEN I SAW THE O-M-G THAT KID DANGER SPRAYED AND SO WHEN I SAW THE O-M-G THAT KID DANGER SPRAYED ON THAT BOY'S BACK, THAT KID DANGER SPRAYED ON THAT BOY'S BACK, I KNEW THAT WAS A CLUE.
ON THAT BOY'S BACK, I KNEW THAT WAS A CLUE.
OLD MAPLE GRILLE.
O-M-G.
I KNEW THAT WAS A CLUE.
OLD MAPLE GRILLE.
O-M-G.
[ CROWD OHS .]
OLD MAPLE GRILLE.
O-M-G.
[ CROWD OHS .]
WAIT.
[ CROWD OHS .]
WAIT.
WHEN DID YOU GUYS EVEN WAIT.
WHEN DID YOU GUYS EVEN COME UP WITH THIS WHOLE PLAN? WHEN DID YOU GUYS EVEN COME UP WITH THIS WHOLE PLAN? WELL, YOU SEE, COME UP WITH THIS WHOLE PLAN? WELL, YOU SEE, AT FIRST I LIED TO CAPTAIN MAN.
WELL, YOU SEE, AT FIRST I LIED TO CAPTAIN MAN.
BY NOT TELLING ME AT FIRST I LIED TO CAPTAIN MAN.
BY NOT TELLING ME THAT VERONIKA ASKED HIM BY NOT TELLING ME THAT VERONIKA ASKED HIM TO MEET HER THAT VERONIKA ASKED HIM TO MEET HER UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
TO MEET HER UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
BUT THEN I FELT GUILTY UNDER THE SWELLVIEW SIGN.
BUT THEN I FELT GUILTY SO I TOLD HIM.
BUT THEN I FELT GUILTY SO I TOLD HIM.
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? SO I TOLD HIM.
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? ME.
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? ME.
SO THAT'S WHEN WE DECIDED ME.
SO THAT'S WHEN WE DECIDED TO REALLY-- SO THAT'S WHEN WE DECIDED TO REALLY-- STOP THIS.
TO REALLY-- STOP THIS.
THIS EXPLANATION HAS BEEN STOP THIS.
THIS EXPLANATION HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 45 MINUTES.
THIS EXPLANATION HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 45 MINUTES.
ENOUGH.
GOING ON FOR 45 MINUTES.
ENOUGH.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT US ENOUGH.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? ATTACK THEM.
TO DO? ATTACK THEM.
HEY, CAPTAIN MAN! ATTACK THEM.
HEY, CAPTAIN MAN! HA.
HEY, CAPTAIN MAN! HA.
GET UP.
HA.
GET UP.
GET HIM.
GET UP.
GET HIM.
WHERE YOU GOING? GET HIM.
WHERE YOU GOING? I'M SORRY, WHERE YOU GOING? I'M SORRY, BUT WE GOT TO KEEP YOU HERE I'M SORRY, BUT WE GOT TO KEEP YOU HERE UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP.
BUT WE GOT TO KEEP YOU HERE UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP.
REALLY? UNTIL THE COPS SHOW UP.
REALLY? IS THAT THE TRUTH? REALLY? IS THAT THE TRUTH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IS THAT THE TRUTH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? EVERYTHING YOU'VE TOLD ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN? EVERYTHING YOU'VE TOLD ME UP TO NOW HAS BEEN A LIE.
EVERYTHING YOU'VE TOLD ME UP TO NOW HAS BEEN A LIE.
WE HAD TO STOP YOU UP TO NOW HAS BEEN A LIE.
WE HAD TO STOP YOU AND THE OTHER WALL DOGS WE HAD TO STOP YOU AND THE OTHER WALL DOGS FROM BREAKING THE LAW.
AND THE OTHER WALL DOGS FROM BREAKING THE LAW.
WELL, FROM BREAKING THE LAW.
WELL, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.
WELL, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.
BECAUSE THE WAY YOU KISSED ME, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.
BECAUSE THE WAY YOU KISSED ME, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU LIKED IT BECAUSE THE WAY YOU KISSED ME, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU LIKED IT AND LIKED ME.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU LIKED IT AND LIKED ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AND LIKED ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SURE HOPE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SURE HOPE YOU DON'T ESCAPE I DON'T KNOW, BUT I SURE HOPE YOU DON'T ESCAPE WHILE I'M LOOKING YOU DON'T ESCAPE WHILE I'M LOOKING AT THIS COOL CEILING.
WHILE I'M LOOKING AT THIS COOL CEILING.
WHOA.
AT THIS COOL CEILING.
WHOA.
SO CLOSE.
WHOA.
SO CLOSE.
OH.
NOT QUITE.
SO CLOSE.
OH.
NOT QUITE.
HUH.
YEAH.
OH.
NOT QUITE.
HUH.
YEAH.
DON'T COME NEAR ME.
HUH.
YEAH.
DON'T COME NEAR ME.
I'M COMING NEAR YOU.
DON'T COME NEAR ME.
I'M COMING NEAR YOU.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'M COMING NEAR YOU.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
NOPE, HERE I COME.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
NOPE, HERE I COME.
I AM AN ARTIST.
NOPE, HERE I COME.
I AM AN ARTIST.
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
I AM AN ARTIST.
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
AAH! I'M DROWNING! YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
AAH! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING IN MY OWN PAINT! AAH! I'M DROWNING! I'M DROWNING IN MY OWN PAINT! [ BOTH .]
HEY! I'M DROWNING IN MY OWN PAINT! [ BOTH .]
HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY! [ BOTH .]
HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY! IT'S ONLY, LIKE, HEY, HEY, HEY! IT'S ONLY, LIKE, THREE FEET DEEP.
IT'S ONLY, LIKE, THREE FEET DEEP.
YOU CAN STAND UP.
THREE FEET DEEP.
YOU CAN STAND UP.
OH.
YOU CAN STAND UP.
OH.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
OH.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
YEAH.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
YEAH.
IT REALLY IS.
WE ARE LIVE AT THE OLD MAPLE GRILL WHERE CAPTAIN MAN AND KID DANGER JUST CAPTURED THE GRAFFITI BANDITS KNOWN AS THE WALL DOGS.
DANG IT.
OH.
SHH.
I WANT TO HEAR THIS.
SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS PLAN TO DO WITH THE REWARD MONEY? WELL, THE TRUTH IS, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND THE WALL DOGS IF A YOUNG TEENAGE BOY WITH GIGANTIC FEE HADN'T TIPPED US OFF.
AND WHO WAS THIS YOUNG MAN? HIS NAME IS JASPER DUNLOP.
WHAT? THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME.
HOW DID YOU TIP THEM OFF? I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE.
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME.
SO, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THE $10,000 REWARD AND GIVE IT TO JASPER.
YES.
WHOO.
I DID IT.
I WON.
I DID IT.
I WON.
[ LAUGHS .]
I WON.
[ LAUGHS .]
NOW I CAN GE [ LAUGHS .]
NOW I CAN GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
NOW I CAN GE FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
SIDNEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? FOOT REDUCTION SURGERY.
SIDNEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SIDNEY.
SIDNEY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SIDNEY.
I WANT TO LIVE.
SIDNEY.
I WANT TO LIVE.
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
I WANT TO LIVE.
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
I HAD A FEELING WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT BE HANGING AROUND.
I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT BE HANGING AROUND.
YOU MEAN YOU MIGHT BE HANGING AROUND.
YOU MEAN YOU HOPED I'D BE? YOU MEAN YOU HOPED I'D BE? DID YOU HOPE I'D COME HERE? YOU HOPED I'D BE? DID YOU HOPE I'D COME HERE? YOU ALWAYS ANSWER A QUESTION DID YOU HOPE I'D COME HERE? YOU ALWAYS ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION? YOU ALWAYS ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION? WHAT DO YOU THINK? WITH A QUESTION? WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
HA.
[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING .]
HA.
WE GOT OUR LIGHT FIXED.
HA.
WE GOT OUR LIGHT FIXED.
HA, HA.
WE GOT OUR LIGHT FIXED.
HA, HA.
OH NO.
HA, HA.
OH NO.
JIMMY, TAKE US BACK OH NO.
JIMMY, TAKE US BACK TO THE HELICOPTER LIGHT STORE.
PROMISE ME, NO MORE SPRAY PAINTING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY.
PINKY SWEAR.
[ DING .]