Kung Fu Panda Legends Of Awesomeness (2011) s01e24 Episode Script
Hall of Lame
Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! Raised in a noodle shop never seeking glory or fame he climbed the mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior name.
Hu! Ah! Ya! Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom and master the skills of bodacious and awesome Kung Fu Panda.
Doo-doo-doo-doo- doom-doom-doom-doom! He lives, he trains and he fights with the Furious Five protect the valley somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' alive Oh! Ah! Uh! Kung Fu Panda Legends of awesomeness.
Sweet! 1x24 - Hall of Lame - Now concentrate, Po.
- But The belief that you can do something is the key to actually doing it.
Yeah, having a little trouble with that.
Why? Tigress how am I gonna leap through this hole? - Uh, I did it.
- Mantis, you could jump through a keyhole.
I did it.
Monkey, you're all limber and bendy and monkey-ish.
- I did it.
- You did? Yes.
Because I believed I could.
[Grunts.]
Okay.
Here it comes.
Dragon-warrior style.
Through the hole.
All slippity-slip and slankity-slank.
[Growls.]
Yee! - Po.
- Huh? [Grunts.]
[Coughs.]
That was awesome! Yes! Made it! Awesome.
Tigress, you were right.
Not quite the technique I was thinking of.
Okay, a little messy.
A little sloppy, but done! Check, strike it through.
Who's the Dragon warrior? You are which is why I want to know if you have your trophy picked out.
I'm getting a trophy? Yes! [Sings gibberish.]
No You haven't forgot about the warrior ceremony, have you? Eee! I've been reminding you to select a trophy for the Hall of heroes for weeks now.
Pfft, what? Me, forget? Never.
Good.
I look forward to your selection.
Since the dawn of time, every great warrior has donated one item that bespeaks his or her legacy.
I'm just whittling it down from my top ten.
It's hard to pick 'cause so many things bespeak of me.
Good.
The entire village is turning out for the festival.
See you at sundown.
Ah! You totally forgot about it, didn't you? That obvious? Hmm, let's hope the village shop isn't all out of awesome legacy-making fire swords in a size 16.
Uh, Po.
The trophy has to be earned through heroic deeds.
Right! - And this rule optional? - No.
What I'm asking you is, can I not do that rule? I know what "optional" means! [Sighs.]
I was hoping you were bluffing.
What am I gonna do? Perhaps you should look in the Hall of heroes for inspiration.
Sweet idea, Tiggedy.
Right.
Ix-nay on the icknames-nay.
Whoa! Such an awesome hat rack.
I knew that.
Yes! The legendary helmet of "Ho the huge-headed".
Awesome! [Heroic music.]
Huh? [Groans.]
[Gasps.]
The crossbow of all-knowing! [Dramatic music.]
[Yells.]
"All-Knowing.
" Wonder if that means it knows what I'm thinking.
Yes! [Laughs.]
[Gasps.]
The whooping sun diamond blade! [Heroic music.]
I need something like this! Majestic and awesome! And not too awesome.
Just awesome enough where maybe people think you don't know you're awesome, but you do.
You totally do! Whoa! [Angry whispers.]
[Sighs.]
Can't we find a higher shelf for that thing? [Whispering continues.]
I'm going, I'm going! My trophy's gotta top all that stuff.
Need something like nothing I've ever owned.
[Groans.]
[Gasps.]
Ooh! A shield! Right.
My lucky breakfast platter.
[Slurps.]
[Gasps.]
My room at the noodle shop! [Gasps.]
Nah.
[Gasps.]
Dad, do we have any weapons lying around, like some glorious battle axe that a travelling warrior gave you as thanks for a meal? - Mm, actually - Yes? - Once, a sheep with a mighty spear could not afford to pay for his noodles, so I fed him for free, and as thanks he Gave you the mighty spear? Uh, no.
He drew me this picture.
[Groans.]
Wait.
You gave someone a free meal? Well, we all make mistakes.
Awesome weapons.
Awesome weapons.
Where would I be if I were an awesome weapon? Where would I [Gasps.]
Hmm.
This looks suspicious.
And awesome and perfect for my trophy, but mostly suspicious.
Excuse me, Mr.
Dragon warrior? Oh, hey.
Hi there.
- I kinda gotta go.
- But I need Uh, yeah, I do know Tigress, and she is awesome.
See ya! You there! [Grunts.]
Halt, evildoer! Since you are obviously up to no good, I shall defeat you and take that nifty sword as my spoils.
Very well.
If you want the sword, you'll get the sword.
Here.
I bought it on a whim, but it's just not me.
What? No.
I mean, you stole it! Fight me, so I can earn it in the name of honor and do-gooder-ship-ness.
Stole? No, I bought it.
I even have the receipt.
I also bought some candy.
Just don't tell my wife.
I'm not supposed to be eating that junk.
So you're not even a little evil? You heard the part about the candy, right? Yeah.
Henry! [Sighs.]
[Bell rings.]
Ah, the 2:00 bell! Running out of time here! - Uh, sir? - Oh! Sorry, kid, uh, what can I do you for? - I - [Gasps.]
Hold that thought! You look like a bad guy.
Want to try to rob me with that awesome bow and arrow? Ah! - Wanna fight? - Ah! How about you? Battle of wits? Coin flip? Invent a game and play it? Aww.
Don't panic! I'm a cool, blue cloud.
[Sighs.]
Better.
Maybe no one will even notice if I don't Hey, Po! Can't wait to see that trophy tonight.
We expect to be dazzled! [Sighs.]
Now will you help me? Look, I really would, but I have a serious time crunch here.
It's just it's just that I really need help with Xian Xang.
Xian Xang! Let me guess.
He's an evil, axe-wielding warlord? He travels the land, scaring humble people folk, driving them from their homes with his bodaciously glorious weaponry axes, swords, and catapults with little flag thingies on them waiting to be defeated by a great warrior.
[grunts.]
Who is gloriously rewarded for his efforts! [Explosions.]
Not exactly.
I need help saving him from those guys! [Sighs.]
We've gotta get to Xian before they do.
Oh! [Snarls.]
Which way? [Grunts.]
[Panting.]
[Grunts.]
Whoa! [Growls.]
[Sighs.]
Okay.
Where is he? Where? Where? There.
Xian Xang is your stuffed rabbit doll? Mm-Hmm.
[Sighs.]
Does he at least wield an axe? He has buttons for his eyes.
Well, that's nothing, look.
Never mind.
Sorry.
I guess I guess I thought you helped people.
But I gotta get the really running out of time and Okay.
[Gasps.]
All right, up we go.
We just gotta reach in there.
[Grunts.]
Just gotta climb up here.
Climbing - Po! - One sec! - Po, it's the - I'm close! [Growls.]
Hey.
Caught up with us, did you? Kudos.
Thought we lost you back in the bog.
Xian! [Screams, thud.]
[Growls.]
Hand it over or we hurt you and the doll.
Never! You leave Xian alone! My boss wants this, and what the boss wants, the boss gets.
- Shaka-Booey! - Huh? [Grunting.]
- This isn't your fight, panda.
- Then how am I winning it Ooh! [Grunts.]
Uh-Oh.
Come on, Po.
Just one little sit-up.
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
[Grunts.]
Po! Xian! Let the kid go.
[Growls.]
[Grunts.]
Ooh! That was a cheap shot.
It's my specialty.
- Don't let him get Xian, Po! - Getting around to that.
Later, panda.
[Sighs.]
- Should I cut you loose? - Nah, I got this.
It's nothing.
I just gotta break the [Grunting.]
Okay.
There we go.
So what's the plan? I'm thinking second lunch and then keep looking for my trophy.
No! I mean, what's the plan for us? We have to get Xian back! I would love to help you, but [sighs.]
You're okay, and right now, my trophy trumps your doll.
Sorry, kid.
But it was a gift from my dad.
It was the last thing he gave me before he disappeared.
Your dad disappeared? Yes.
And if you won't help me, I'll go alone.
Go get your dumb trophy.
I don't need your dumb help, dummy! [Sighs.]
Okay.
First of all, ouch.
Second of all, let's go get your doll.
[Gasps.]
There's Xian! Uh, are you sure you need that doll back? [Grunts.]
Humph.
All right, we'll get the doll back.
Just be cool.
We'll bide our time, wait for the moment.
Ah! This must be what putting up with me is like.
[Growls.]
[Yells.]
I'll get Xian, but you have to stay back here, out of danger.
I can't fight if I'm worried about you.
[Sighs.]
Okay.
Ah.
Uh Ooh! [Grunting.]
[Grunting.]
Hmm.
Phew.
[Sighs.]
[Loud crashing.]
He's got the doll! [Growls.]
Uh! [Grunting.]
[Grunts.]
Ah! That's the boss' doll now! Give it back.
What is it with this doll? Does it wet itself, or - Po! - Right.
I wouldn't come any closer, or I'll throw it off the cliff.
- No! - No! [Quietly.]
Don't worry, I'm not gonna throw it off the cliff.
[Clapping slowly.]
Nice try, my friend.
Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow! Yes! What with our adversarial past, I'm surprised you're happy to see me.
I'm not.
I'm happy I got your name right.
Up high! You're not going to do anything to that doll.
Oh, yeah? Why's that? Son! - Dad! - Dad? [Evil laugh.]
[Evil laugh.]
Uh, Po? I'll tell you what, my friend.
I'm in a generous mood.
You give me the doll, I'll let the old man go.
- Do it, Po! - No offense, kid, but I know this guy.
Not the best reputation when it comes to keeping promises.
You have no choice.
Unless you want me to drop the cage, and what's in it, off the cliff.
- Ah! - No! Here.
Take it.
No! It will give him immeasurable power! Really? Must be some doll.
Quit stalling! I need that for my collection.
You have a doll collection? Oh, my friend, it's not the doll.
It's what's in the doll.
Huh? [Gasps.]
Whoa! Do all dolls have these inside them? Awesome! This is exactly what I've been looking for! I'm gonna be a legend! Wait till they Uh A deal's a deal.
Now set the kid's dad free and take the trophy uh, weapon, and go on your way.
You're a man of your word, my friend.
What's that like? Drop the cage! [Yells.]
Dad! Ka-Tah! [Grunts.]
Ah! [Grunts.]
Yah! Huh! - Dad! - Oh, my son! A very heroic feat, my friend.
Too bad it will be your last.
Seems like a waste to have such an amazing weapon without getting to, uh, you know.
Bring it, Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow! Yes, that's twice! Winner gets the dagger, loser gets a long name and a penchant for clapping slowly.
You may feel different when you see the dagger's full power, my friend.
[Dramatic music.]
[Zapping.]
Whoa.
Cool.
- I didn't realize you were a fighter.
- I dabble.
Yah! Okay.
Way cool.
Gah! Ah! [Yells.]
[Chuckles.]
Oh, my friend.
What you failed to realize was Huh? 'Sup? Yah! Both: Po! [Grunts.]
- Wa-Cha! - Ah! Hi-Ya! [Grunting.]
Man, will you look at this Whoa! [Both yell.]
[Grunting.]
That the best you can do, my friend? No.
This is.
Ah! [Squeals.]
Ooh! Boo-Yah! Enjoy the rest of your day.
- Go on home, doll thief! - Pretty sweet, huh? - The bridge! - Watch out! [Yells.]
No, son! Xian! [Grunts.]
[Screams.]
[Grunts.]
[Panting.]
Po! The sword! The doll! Uh [gulps.]
[Grunts.]
And the panda! Po! [Somber music.]
[Panting.]
Don't worry.
I saved it.
[Grunts.]
[Gasps.]
[Struggling.]
Told you we'd get it back.
Xian! Thank you, Po! Thank you, thank you, thank you! - [Chuckles.]
Sorry about that.
- Don't be.
I do wish there was something we could give you to repay all that you've done for our family.
- No, no.
It's okay.
- I've got an idea! So without further ado, behold the most stupendous great warrior trophy ever! [Sighs.]
Ew.
This? This is the trophy you want to be remembered by? You bet! In the end, I realized it's not how cool the thing is.
It's the meaning behind it.
So yes.
You're learning, panda.
You're learning.
Hu! Ah! Ya! Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom and master the skills of bodacious and awesome Kung Fu Panda.
Doo-doo-doo-doo- doom-doom-doom-doom! He lives, he trains and he fights with the Furious Five protect the valley somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' alive Oh! Ah! Uh! Kung Fu Panda Legends of awesomeness.
Sweet! 1x24 - Hall of Lame - Now concentrate, Po.
- But The belief that you can do something is the key to actually doing it.
Yeah, having a little trouble with that.
Why? Tigress how am I gonna leap through this hole? - Uh, I did it.
- Mantis, you could jump through a keyhole.
I did it.
Monkey, you're all limber and bendy and monkey-ish.
- I did it.
- You did? Yes.
Because I believed I could.
[Grunts.]
Okay.
Here it comes.
Dragon-warrior style.
Through the hole.
All slippity-slip and slankity-slank.
[Growls.]
Yee! - Po.
- Huh? [Grunts.]
[Coughs.]
That was awesome! Yes! Made it! Awesome.
Tigress, you were right.
Not quite the technique I was thinking of.
Okay, a little messy.
A little sloppy, but done! Check, strike it through.
Who's the Dragon warrior? You are which is why I want to know if you have your trophy picked out.
I'm getting a trophy? Yes! [Sings gibberish.]
No You haven't forgot about the warrior ceremony, have you? Eee! I've been reminding you to select a trophy for the Hall of heroes for weeks now.
Pfft, what? Me, forget? Never.
Good.
I look forward to your selection.
Since the dawn of time, every great warrior has donated one item that bespeaks his or her legacy.
I'm just whittling it down from my top ten.
It's hard to pick 'cause so many things bespeak of me.
Good.
The entire village is turning out for the festival.
See you at sundown.
Ah! You totally forgot about it, didn't you? That obvious? Hmm, let's hope the village shop isn't all out of awesome legacy-making fire swords in a size 16.
Uh, Po.
The trophy has to be earned through heroic deeds.
Right! - And this rule optional? - No.
What I'm asking you is, can I not do that rule? I know what "optional" means! [Sighs.]
I was hoping you were bluffing.
What am I gonna do? Perhaps you should look in the Hall of heroes for inspiration.
Sweet idea, Tiggedy.
Right.
Ix-nay on the icknames-nay.
Whoa! Such an awesome hat rack.
I knew that.
Yes! The legendary helmet of "Ho the huge-headed".
Awesome! [Heroic music.]
Huh? [Groans.]
[Gasps.]
The crossbow of all-knowing! [Dramatic music.]
[Yells.]
"All-Knowing.
" Wonder if that means it knows what I'm thinking.
Yes! [Laughs.]
[Gasps.]
The whooping sun diamond blade! [Heroic music.]
I need something like this! Majestic and awesome! And not too awesome.
Just awesome enough where maybe people think you don't know you're awesome, but you do.
You totally do! Whoa! [Angry whispers.]
[Sighs.]
Can't we find a higher shelf for that thing? [Whispering continues.]
I'm going, I'm going! My trophy's gotta top all that stuff.
Need something like nothing I've ever owned.
[Groans.]
[Gasps.]
Ooh! A shield! Right.
My lucky breakfast platter.
[Slurps.]
[Gasps.]
My room at the noodle shop! [Gasps.]
Nah.
[Gasps.]
Dad, do we have any weapons lying around, like some glorious battle axe that a travelling warrior gave you as thanks for a meal? - Mm, actually - Yes? - Once, a sheep with a mighty spear could not afford to pay for his noodles, so I fed him for free, and as thanks he Gave you the mighty spear? Uh, no.
He drew me this picture.
[Groans.]
Wait.
You gave someone a free meal? Well, we all make mistakes.
Awesome weapons.
Awesome weapons.
Where would I be if I were an awesome weapon? Where would I [Gasps.]
Hmm.
This looks suspicious.
And awesome and perfect for my trophy, but mostly suspicious.
Excuse me, Mr.
Dragon warrior? Oh, hey.
Hi there.
- I kinda gotta go.
- But I need Uh, yeah, I do know Tigress, and she is awesome.
See ya! You there! [Grunts.]
Halt, evildoer! Since you are obviously up to no good, I shall defeat you and take that nifty sword as my spoils.
Very well.
If you want the sword, you'll get the sword.
Here.
I bought it on a whim, but it's just not me.
What? No.
I mean, you stole it! Fight me, so I can earn it in the name of honor and do-gooder-ship-ness.
Stole? No, I bought it.
I even have the receipt.
I also bought some candy.
Just don't tell my wife.
I'm not supposed to be eating that junk.
So you're not even a little evil? You heard the part about the candy, right? Yeah.
Henry! [Sighs.]
[Bell rings.]
Ah, the 2:00 bell! Running out of time here! - Uh, sir? - Oh! Sorry, kid, uh, what can I do you for? - I - [Gasps.]
Hold that thought! You look like a bad guy.
Want to try to rob me with that awesome bow and arrow? Ah! - Wanna fight? - Ah! How about you? Battle of wits? Coin flip? Invent a game and play it? Aww.
Don't panic! I'm a cool, blue cloud.
[Sighs.]
Better.
Maybe no one will even notice if I don't Hey, Po! Can't wait to see that trophy tonight.
We expect to be dazzled! [Sighs.]
Now will you help me? Look, I really would, but I have a serious time crunch here.
It's just it's just that I really need help with Xian Xang.
Xian Xang! Let me guess.
He's an evil, axe-wielding warlord? He travels the land, scaring humble people folk, driving them from their homes with his bodaciously glorious weaponry axes, swords, and catapults with little flag thingies on them waiting to be defeated by a great warrior.
[grunts.]
Who is gloriously rewarded for his efforts! [Explosions.]
Not exactly.
I need help saving him from those guys! [Sighs.]
We've gotta get to Xian before they do.
Oh! [Snarls.]
Which way? [Grunts.]
[Panting.]
[Grunts.]
Whoa! [Growls.]
[Sighs.]
Okay.
Where is he? Where? Where? There.
Xian Xang is your stuffed rabbit doll? Mm-Hmm.
[Sighs.]
Does he at least wield an axe? He has buttons for his eyes.
Well, that's nothing, look.
Never mind.
Sorry.
I guess I guess I thought you helped people.
But I gotta get the really running out of time and Okay.
[Gasps.]
All right, up we go.
We just gotta reach in there.
[Grunts.]
Just gotta climb up here.
Climbing - Po! - One sec! - Po, it's the - I'm close! [Growls.]
Hey.
Caught up with us, did you? Kudos.
Thought we lost you back in the bog.
Xian! [Screams, thud.]
[Growls.]
Hand it over or we hurt you and the doll.
Never! You leave Xian alone! My boss wants this, and what the boss wants, the boss gets.
- Shaka-Booey! - Huh? [Grunting.]
- This isn't your fight, panda.
- Then how am I winning it Ooh! [Grunts.]
Uh-Oh.
Come on, Po.
Just one little sit-up.
[Grunts.]
[Groans.]
[Grunts.]
Po! Xian! Let the kid go.
[Growls.]
[Grunts.]
Ooh! That was a cheap shot.
It's my specialty.
- Don't let him get Xian, Po! - Getting around to that.
Later, panda.
[Sighs.]
- Should I cut you loose? - Nah, I got this.
It's nothing.
I just gotta break the [Grunting.]
Okay.
There we go.
So what's the plan? I'm thinking second lunch and then keep looking for my trophy.
No! I mean, what's the plan for us? We have to get Xian back! I would love to help you, but [sighs.]
You're okay, and right now, my trophy trumps your doll.
Sorry, kid.
But it was a gift from my dad.
It was the last thing he gave me before he disappeared.
Your dad disappeared? Yes.
And if you won't help me, I'll go alone.
Go get your dumb trophy.
I don't need your dumb help, dummy! [Sighs.]
Okay.
First of all, ouch.
Second of all, let's go get your doll.
[Gasps.]
There's Xian! Uh, are you sure you need that doll back? [Grunts.]
Humph.
All right, we'll get the doll back.
Just be cool.
We'll bide our time, wait for the moment.
Ah! This must be what putting up with me is like.
[Growls.]
[Yells.]
I'll get Xian, but you have to stay back here, out of danger.
I can't fight if I'm worried about you.
[Sighs.]
Okay.
Ah.
Uh Ooh! [Grunting.]
[Grunting.]
Hmm.
Phew.
[Sighs.]
[Loud crashing.]
He's got the doll! [Growls.]
Uh! [Grunting.]
[Grunts.]
Ah! That's the boss' doll now! Give it back.
What is it with this doll? Does it wet itself, or - Po! - Right.
I wouldn't come any closer, or I'll throw it off the cliff.
- No! - No! [Quietly.]
Don't worry, I'm not gonna throw it off the cliff.
[Clapping slowly.]
Nice try, my friend.
Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow! Yes! What with our adversarial past, I'm surprised you're happy to see me.
I'm not.
I'm happy I got your name right.
Up high! You're not going to do anything to that doll.
Oh, yeah? Why's that? Son! - Dad! - Dad? [Evil laugh.]
[Evil laugh.]
Uh, Po? I'll tell you what, my friend.
I'm in a generous mood.
You give me the doll, I'll let the old man go.
- Do it, Po! - No offense, kid, but I know this guy.
Not the best reputation when it comes to keeping promises.
You have no choice.
Unless you want me to drop the cage, and what's in it, off the cliff.
- Ah! - No! Here.
Take it.
No! It will give him immeasurable power! Really? Must be some doll.
Quit stalling! I need that for my collection.
You have a doll collection? Oh, my friend, it's not the doll.
It's what's in the doll.
Huh? [Gasps.]
Whoa! Do all dolls have these inside them? Awesome! This is exactly what I've been looking for! I'm gonna be a legend! Wait till they Uh A deal's a deal.
Now set the kid's dad free and take the trophy uh, weapon, and go on your way.
You're a man of your word, my friend.
What's that like? Drop the cage! [Yells.]
Dad! Ka-Tah! [Grunts.]
Ah! [Grunts.]
Yah! Huh! - Dad! - Oh, my son! A very heroic feat, my friend.
Too bad it will be your last.
Seems like a waste to have such an amazing weapon without getting to, uh, you know.
Bring it, Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow! Yes, that's twice! Winner gets the dagger, loser gets a long name and a penchant for clapping slowly.
You may feel different when you see the dagger's full power, my friend.
[Dramatic music.]
[Zapping.]
Whoa.
Cool.
- I didn't realize you were a fighter.
- I dabble.
Yah! Okay.
Way cool.
Gah! Ah! [Yells.]
[Chuckles.]
Oh, my friend.
What you failed to realize was Huh? 'Sup? Yah! Both: Po! [Grunts.]
- Wa-Cha! - Ah! Hi-Ya! [Grunting.]
Man, will you look at this Whoa! [Both yell.]
[Grunting.]
That the best you can do, my friend? No.
This is.
Ah! [Squeals.]
Ooh! Boo-Yah! Enjoy the rest of your day.
- Go on home, doll thief! - Pretty sweet, huh? - The bridge! - Watch out! [Yells.]
No, son! Xian! [Grunts.]
[Screams.]
[Grunts.]
[Panting.]
Po! The sword! The doll! Uh [gulps.]
[Grunts.]
And the panda! Po! [Somber music.]
[Panting.]
Don't worry.
I saved it.
[Grunts.]
[Gasps.]
[Struggling.]
Told you we'd get it back.
Xian! Thank you, Po! Thank you, thank you, thank you! - [Chuckles.]
Sorry about that.
- Don't be.
I do wish there was something we could give you to repay all that you've done for our family.
- No, no.
It's okay.
- I've got an idea! So without further ado, behold the most stupendous great warrior trophy ever! [Sighs.]
Ew.
This? This is the trophy you want to be remembered by? You bet! In the end, I realized it's not how cool the thing is.
It's the meaning behind it.
So yes.
You're learning, panda.
You're learning.