Ranma 12 s01e24 Episode Script
Episode 24
Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
What the What the heck is that!? Could be a UFO or somethin'.
Dumbest-lookin' thing I ever saw.
Son-in-law Where's that son-in-law of mine? Where's that son-in-law of mine? Look out! Do you know where my son-in-law is? Son-in-law! Saotome! You won't get away with this! See I told you I don't remember anythin'! So, the rumors are true! Look at what you've done to Akane! And my heart of glass has shattered into shards! Hold it! Hold it! This thing about kissin' Akane is a mistake! No more excuses! I must leave on a journey to heal my shattered heart.
Then just go.
But before that, I will have my REVENGE! Die!! Only You Can Prevent Fires! I hate to see you leave, dude, but I love it when you're gone.
Don't take no wooden nickels.
Bye.
That jerk, Ryoga! Mornings are for jogging, not for messin' around.
Plus, I'm starvin'.
Sooner I eat, the better.
What's that for? I have observed your every move! I'm sneakier than the average ninja! You!? And that means Saotome! You dared to kiss Akane Tendo!? C'mon, you're makin' some kinda mistake.
Don't lie! I saw it with my own eyes! Akane refused, but you forced yourself on her! Where was your right hand? You jerk! You're makin' it up! Th-This cannot be borne! You cad! Lothario! Casanova! Don Juan! Gigolo! Calm down En garde! Sasuke, he's mine! Unforgivable! "The eel's head is in Sri Lanka" Forgive me, Sasuke! Saotome You never get it! I don't remember kissin' Akane! Did too! Did not! Did too, did too, did too! Did too, did too, did too, did too, did too! Oww, oww! DI D TOO! Man What's with all those guys! Did I REALLY kiss Akane? I don't remember a thing! If I really did kiss Akane, she'll be ticked big-time! I never imagined that Ranma's weak point would be cats.
It's strange to send a cat, whether or not Shampoo knew Checkmate.
- Octopus! - Where? What was that for? My king's gone! Hey.
R-Ranma.
I, uh I'm sorry.
You remember? Not a thing.
I lose it when I'm a cat.
I see.
So it could have happened with anyone.
Whaddya mean "anyone"? It's true! D'you really think I'm that kinda guy? Then what was the kiss for? I, uh - Flirt! - Now, wait! I hate you! You're so uncute! - I'm not falling for it! - Wha? And you call yourself a man! Owwwwwwwww! Man.
Akane's so stupid! I was tryin'to apologize! It was just a kiss! So it could have happened with anyone.
Maybe it's not the kiss she's mad about.
Nihao! Sh-Shampoo Ranma,you dummy.
It didn't matter if it was me or not.
W-Why're you-- Ranma, I so happy! Ranma real man after all! - Wo ai ni! - Stop it, idiot! - Hey, let go! - Wo ai ni! Wo ai ni! I said let-- Cut it out! I'm innocent! It was all a complete accident! I told you! End of story! That's the spirit! Give excuses, or bow and scrape, and her type just gets stubborn.
Hey, Akane! Good morning, Ranma! I, uhh About last night What could you mean? Y-You know, Shampoo in the bath Oh, that.
It doesn't bother me at all! Not cute at all.
I have you! Who the heck are you? You have some small skill, son-in-law! "Son-in-law"? We'll meet again! Who was that granny? Cat Cafe Ranma home? My, Shampoo, it's been a while.
When did you get back? Nihao.
They moved here? Yes.
They've just opened a ramen shop nearby.
Ranma, eat this.
Is delicious.
- It really is good, Akane.
- No thanks.
What'll we do? One will go to waste.
You needn't worry.
Oh, my! A sudden guest! That's the granny from before! Is Shampoo's great-grandmother.
Shampoo's told me everything.
You'll be her husband.
Accept it.
What did you say? Ranma is Akane's fiance.
Ranma will marry Akane, share their lives! Then they will inherit the Anything-Goes Martial Arts Dojo.
This is his momentous fate! The Amazons are a jewel in China's 3000-year tradition.
Our first rule is that women must marry strong men! "Stared Down!" You speak Japanese so well! That's 300 years of experience.
You're much younger than you look! just to let you know, Granny I've got no interest in marryin' Shampoo! Ranma, you come here.
H-Hey! You think that kind of thing will change my mind? What you thinking, stupid? What can I do with this body? When I leave Ranma, I go back home.
You came back without settling the score with Ranma? You've broken a We must correct your training.
Prepare yourself, Shampoo! Many more peoples visit Cursed Springs lately.
What going on? She fall in Maonichuan.
There tragic tale of cat what drowned there 1 800 year ago.
Now all what fall in Maonichuan take body of cat.
Is cursed spring! And that story.
Ranma, you take responsibility.
Is good? How's this my responsibility? It is all your responsibility.
Never make a woman cry! I've taken all I can take, and I can't take no m-- You-- Ranma If you don't like it, then try and best me! That old witch! Follow me! Follow me! Slow down! You antique! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! I command 3000 years of Chinese Amazon Secret Techniques.
A sapling like you is no match for me! How delicious.
That old woman can fight! You have some strength, son-in-law.
I won't hold back.
just the way I like it! Ranma! Why, you - Here's some hot water! - Here hot water! I hate girl-type Ranma! Who cares.
just use the water! Guess I gotta Sorry to make you wait! I wasn't waiting! Come 'n' get me! You're a ghoul and a chicken, too! Wait up! Catch me if you can! I gotcha now.
W-What's goin' What the heck? The Amazon secret! The Cat-Curiosity technique! Only one of your many opponents is real! A mythical superhuman technique that even fooled King Yuan Sung! And the myth is before my eyes! No lose Ranma! Great-grandmother, fight! Pick one to cheer on! Then Shampoo root for Ranma.
Win, Ranma! Well? You can't figure out which one of me is real! Aw, man! Which one's real? Which one is real!? Ranma! You mustn't trust your eyes! Your mind! Use your mind's eye! Okay There! Curiosity killed this cat! Oh, no! I lost to my appetite! Wait--! Geez! Nyah Nyah! You're 100 years too young to take me on! Yo.
You're slower than I thought, Granny.
To think that you snuck up here without me noticing.
Only Shampoo's chosen husband could do that.
I ain't nobody's husband! Don't decide for me! You're adorable when you're angry.
If you don't like Shampoo, why not marry me? Uh, no offense, but It was a joke.
But In two or three days you'll beg me to let you marry Shampoo.
That's hot! Hot! Hot! It's hot--! What's the yelling about!? Ranma, what's wrong!? It's hot.
Did the bath come to a boil? That's odd.
It feels lukewarm.
No way! It's too hot to put my hand in.
Then something's wrong with you! Welcome back! Y' old witch! Son-in-law, you will never be able to touch hot water again! I touched your Full-Body Cat Tongue point.
A cat's tongue can't stand heat.
just like a cat's sensitive tongue, your body can't bear too-hot things.
But that means Ranma will never change back into a man.
Never change back into a man? Never change back into a man? Never change back into a man? Never change back into a man? If you want to be a man again, become Shampoo's husband! What'll you do, son-in-law? Y-You old witch!
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
What the What the heck is that!? Could be a UFO or somethin'.
Dumbest-lookin' thing I ever saw.
Son-in-law Where's that son-in-law of mine? Where's that son-in-law of mine? Look out! Do you know where my son-in-law is? Son-in-law! Saotome! You won't get away with this! See I told you I don't remember anythin'! So, the rumors are true! Look at what you've done to Akane! And my heart of glass has shattered into shards! Hold it! Hold it! This thing about kissin' Akane is a mistake! No more excuses! I must leave on a journey to heal my shattered heart.
Then just go.
But before that, I will have my REVENGE! Die!! Only You Can Prevent Fires! I hate to see you leave, dude, but I love it when you're gone.
Don't take no wooden nickels.
Bye.
That jerk, Ryoga! Mornings are for jogging, not for messin' around.
Plus, I'm starvin'.
Sooner I eat, the better.
What's that for? I have observed your every move! I'm sneakier than the average ninja! You!? And that means Saotome! You dared to kiss Akane Tendo!? C'mon, you're makin' some kinda mistake.
Don't lie! I saw it with my own eyes! Akane refused, but you forced yourself on her! Where was your right hand? You jerk! You're makin' it up! Th-This cannot be borne! You cad! Lothario! Casanova! Don Juan! Gigolo! Calm down En garde! Sasuke, he's mine! Unforgivable! "The eel's head is in Sri Lanka" Forgive me, Sasuke! Saotome You never get it! I don't remember kissin' Akane! Did too! Did not! Did too, did too, did too! Did too, did too, did too, did too, did too! Oww, oww! DI D TOO! Man What's with all those guys! Did I REALLY kiss Akane? I don't remember a thing! If I really did kiss Akane, she'll be ticked big-time! I never imagined that Ranma's weak point would be cats.
It's strange to send a cat, whether or not Shampoo knew Checkmate.
- Octopus! - Where? What was that for? My king's gone! Hey.
R-Ranma.
I, uh I'm sorry.
You remember? Not a thing.
I lose it when I'm a cat.
I see.
So it could have happened with anyone.
Whaddya mean "anyone"? It's true! D'you really think I'm that kinda guy? Then what was the kiss for? I, uh - Flirt! - Now, wait! I hate you! You're so uncute! - I'm not falling for it! - Wha? And you call yourself a man! Owwwwwwwww! Man.
Akane's so stupid! I was tryin'to apologize! It was just a kiss! So it could have happened with anyone.
Maybe it's not the kiss she's mad about.
Nihao! Sh-Shampoo Ranma,you dummy.
It didn't matter if it was me or not.
W-Why're you-- Ranma, I so happy! Ranma real man after all! - Wo ai ni! - Stop it, idiot! - Hey, let go! - Wo ai ni! Wo ai ni! I said let-- Cut it out! I'm innocent! It was all a complete accident! I told you! End of story! That's the spirit! Give excuses, or bow and scrape, and her type just gets stubborn.
Hey, Akane! Good morning, Ranma! I, uhh About last night What could you mean? Y-You know, Shampoo in the bath Oh, that.
It doesn't bother me at all! Not cute at all.
I have you! Who the heck are you? You have some small skill, son-in-law! "Son-in-law"? We'll meet again! Who was that granny? Cat Cafe Ranma home? My, Shampoo, it's been a while.
When did you get back? Nihao.
They moved here? Yes.
They've just opened a ramen shop nearby.
Ranma, eat this.
Is delicious.
- It really is good, Akane.
- No thanks.
What'll we do? One will go to waste.
You needn't worry.
Oh, my! A sudden guest! That's the granny from before! Is Shampoo's great-grandmother.
Shampoo's told me everything.
You'll be her husband.
Accept it.
What did you say? Ranma is Akane's fiance.
Ranma will marry Akane, share their lives! Then they will inherit the Anything-Goes Martial Arts Dojo.
This is his momentous fate! The Amazons are a jewel in China's 3000-year tradition.
Our first rule is that women must marry strong men! "Stared Down!" You speak Japanese so well! That's 300 years of experience.
You're much younger than you look! just to let you know, Granny I've got no interest in marryin' Shampoo! Ranma, you come here.
H-Hey! You think that kind of thing will change my mind? What you thinking, stupid? What can I do with this body? When I leave Ranma, I go back home.
You came back without settling the score with Ranma? You've broken a We must correct your training.
Prepare yourself, Shampoo! Many more peoples visit Cursed Springs lately.
What going on? She fall in Maonichuan.
There tragic tale of cat what drowned there 1 800 year ago.
Now all what fall in Maonichuan take body of cat.
Is cursed spring! And that story.
Ranma, you take responsibility.
Is good? How's this my responsibility? It is all your responsibility.
Never make a woman cry! I've taken all I can take, and I can't take no m-- You-- Ranma If you don't like it, then try and best me! That old witch! Follow me! Follow me! Slow down! You antique! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! I command 3000 years of Chinese Amazon Secret Techniques.
A sapling like you is no match for me! How delicious.
That old woman can fight! You have some strength, son-in-law.
I won't hold back.
just the way I like it! Ranma! Why, you - Here's some hot water! - Here hot water! I hate girl-type Ranma! Who cares.
just use the water! Guess I gotta Sorry to make you wait! I wasn't waiting! Come 'n' get me! You're a ghoul and a chicken, too! Wait up! Catch me if you can! I gotcha now.
W-What's goin' What the heck? The Amazon secret! The Cat-Curiosity technique! Only one of your many opponents is real! A mythical superhuman technique that even fooled King Yuan Sung! And the myth is before my eyes! No lose Ranma! Great-grandmother, fight! Pick one to cheer on! Then Shampoo root for Ranma.
Win, Ranma! Well? You can't figure out which one of me is real! Aw, man! Which one's real? Which one is real!? Ranma! You mustn't trust your eyes! Your mind! Use your mind's eye! Okay There! Curiosity killed this cat! Oh, no! I lost to my appetite! Wait--! Geez! Nyah Nyah! You're 100 years too young to take me on! Yo.
You're slower than I thought, Granny.
To think that you snuck up here without me noticing.
Only Shampoo's chosen husband could do that.
I ain't nobody's husband! Don't decide for me! You're adorable when you're angry.
If you don't like Shampoo, why not marry me? Uh, no offense, but It was a joke.
But In two or three days you'll beg me to let you marry Shampoo.
That's hot! Hot! Hot! It's hot--! What's the yelling about!? Ranma, what's wrong!? It's hot.
Did the bath come to a boil? That's odd.
It feels lukewarm.
No way! It's too hot to put my hand in.
Then something's wrong with you! Welcome back! Y' old witch! Son-in-law, you will never be able to touch hot water again! I touched your Full-Body Cat Tongue point.
A cat's tongue can't stand heat.
just like a cat's sensitive tongue, your body can't bear too-hot things.
But that means Ranma will never change back into a man.
Never change back into a man? Never change back into a man? Never change back into a man? Never change back into a man? If you want to be a man again, become Shampoo's husband! What'll you do, son-in-law? Y-You old witch!