True Jackson, VP (2008) s01e24 Episode Script

True Jackson, VP was filmed in front Of a live studio audience.
Okay, okay, this is bad, But it's not terrible.
Now, it's terrible.
What are we gonna do? Well, unless anyone Has a better plan, What we are going to do Is get eaten by a giant bear.
I can't get eaten today.
I just got a boyfriend.
This is the worst day ever.
This is the best day ever.
I can't believe mr.
Madigan Is really getting married.
It's so romantic.
It's at the zoo.
Still.
If it's where Miss aidem wants it, It'll be romantic.
I just wish It was gonna be somewhere That didn't have birds.
They still give you The creeps? Yeah, not sure why.
True, you might want To head in to the staff meeting.
Good idea, Don't want to be late.
I'll bet mr.
Madigan Is pretty tense today.
Should we wake him? It's hard to say.
He seems so peaceful.
Oh good, you're all here.
How long was I out? Only a moment.
Half an hour.
As you know, I will be marrying true's School librarian today.
Thank you.
Underneath your chairs Is your table assignment For the reception.
I'd better get a good table.
Maybe we'll be sitting At the same table.
I said I wanted a good table.
Aw, snap.
I walked right into that one.
I'm sure you're all chomping At the bit to know Where you're sitting, So go ahead and take them now.
Due to space limitations, Not everyone will be able To attend the wedding.
My heartfelt apologies For anyone who didn't get A table assignment.
Now get out.
Yes, true? Will we be going Over our designs For the new fall line? We will not.
Because of today's Exciting occasion, All work activities Have been canceled.
With one exception: The completion Of the wedding dress.
I know many of you Are anxious to know Which gown my bride chose.
Was it mine? Was it mine? Tell me it was mine.
Alas, Doris hasn't decided yet.
But rest assured, A winner will be chosen soon.
I think it's gonna be mine.
I'm wearing My lucky bracelet.
Give me that.
from my head to my toes it's all real and you know fresh and cool it's just what I do t-r-u-e-j-a-c-k-s-o-n-v-p working at a grown up job I never really knew I could work this hard used to sit at home and watch tv now I'm in an office as a new vp I'm always setting trends with my two best friends when things get out of hand we have a plan we just messin' around and we making new ground for the whole wide world to see if you see us in town you know what's going down cause I'm the new vp hey oscar, Ask me how many walnuts I had This morning.
Ten.
A thousand.
You like walnuts? I do not.
They give me the flutes.
Matthieu.
Matthieu.
Gesundheit.
I'm not sneezing.
I'm calling for matthieu, The wedding planner That doris hired.
I got a call He was in the building.
Oh, he hasn't come up yet, Mr.
Madigan.
I'll go check the lobby.
I'll wait here.
Mr.
Larue.
Yes.
Mr.
Madigan Will be right back.
Has the cake arrived? They put it In the break room.
I need to see the cake.
I'm pointing.
Stop staring at my hand And follow the direction That I'm pointing.
The cake.
Where is the cake? I'm heading that way now.
I'll take you.
Whoa, how come I never saw this before? Ow.
Where'd you get that ruler? I carry one at all times, In case of an emergency.
A measuring emergency? Young man, I am putting you In charge of this cake.
Look, I don't know you, But that may be the worst idea You've ever had.
I'm putting you in charge Because if even an ounce Of frosting is eaten, You're the one responsible.
I will saw off your head And mount it over my fireplace.
You have a fireplace? Pretty fancy.
Mmm, that looks good.
Don't even think about it, Hibbert.
Do you think mikey j.
Will ever ask me to marry him? Maybe.
He's pretty shy, though.
I know.
He only recently Got up the nerve To ask me my last name.
True Mr.
Madigan, You can't see the dress.
It's bad luck.
Now, what is it you wanted? I was hoping you'd sit in On my meeting with mr.
Larue, Our wedding planner.
I'm at a bit at a loss With all this wedding nonsense I mean preparation.
Just make it a day You'll want to remember forever.
I'm sorry, what? No peeking.
All I want Is for doris to be happy, But she's so on edge, I'm not sure That that can happen.
Just let her have Whatever wedding she wants.
Well, that is what I'm doing.
If it was up to me, We'd have a simple ceremony In the office right here With oscar officiating.
Don't make me tell you again.
Where have I heard That threatening tone before? Max, get out here! Ah yes, I remember.
Coming, honey.
I almost don't know How to tell you this.
It's tragic.
What? What is it? I ordered white shoes And they gave me these.
These are white shoes.
They are? Yes.
Notice the absence of color? How the white of the heel Is only matched By the slightly whiter white Of the strap? Yes, they do seem white now.
I'm sorry.
I just got a little Insane? Concerned.
Concerned yes, That's what I meant.
Anyway, no reason for alarm.
You're my rock, max.
You make me feel safe.
Thank you.
By the way, They ordered the wrong chairs.
What's happening?! Miss aidem.
Oh, hi true.
True asked to sit in On our meeting And I just didn't have the heart To say no.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
I mean, can I? Doris.
Matthieu.
Gesundheit.
Thank goodness you're here.
I've asked my associate To join us.
I'm True Jackson, VP.
Shall we go to my office? I thought This was your office.
No, This is the reception area.
My office is down the hall.
Where? I'm trying to show you, But you just keep staring At my hand.
I am so excited About the wedding.
I haven't been to the zoo Since the sixth grade.
We used to go every year, Until ryan snuck Into the reptile house And tied All the garden snakes together To form one super snake.
I'm sorry? Not as sorry as those snakes.
They had a hissy fit.
Get it? Hisssssy fit.
I don't get it.
I have in my hand The wedding manifest.
If this list Is followed to a tee, Max and doris will live Happily ever after.
Aw, I like this story.
But if even one thing On this list goes wrong, Then the marriage is doomed.
Ooh, this story Took a dark turn.
I will personally Check in the guests at 3:00, Followed by the ceremony And a tasteful reception By the warthog pit.
It's so romantic.
Doris Yes? Have you decided which dress You'll be wearing? Not yet.
The time has come to choose.
Are your models ready? Well, unfortunately, Max gave the models The day off, But we improvised.
They're both spectabulous.
This is really hard.
Pssst, kopelman.
Okay.
Now this is a big decision, So please choose wisely.
No need to hurry.
We have all the time in Just pick it already! I pick this one.
Yay.
Thank you For the opportunity.
You'll look beautiful.
You won, true.
Aren't you excited? Yeah.
I just wish amanda didn't lose.
Did you see her face? Would you believe I almost never look at her face? True story.
What are you guys doing In my office? We had to find Somewhere to talk Where no one will hear us.
Doris is having A minor meltdown About the seating plan.
Apparently someone Put her uncle louis Next to her aunt melinda.
They had a messy divorce 20 years ago.
When was the last time They saw each other? This morning.
They still live together.
If we put her uncle At the henderson table No, no, no, that won't work.
The hendersons are firefighters And her uncle louis Is a known arsonist.
I can't do this.
Mr.
Larue, Not to tell you your business, But don't you think You need an assistant? Fine, you're my assistant.
Oh no, I didn't mean me.
Too late, I've already started The paperwork.
Well, I think It's a great idea.
Who's more trustworthy than you? Lots of people.
Oscar.
True, no.
You can hear me From way over there? Oh sure, now, you can't hear me.
and there can't be Any candles on the table.
The bride Has an incredible aversion To strong smells.
There's a big thing Of elephant poop right there.
It's not poop, it's slop.
Either way, You know what I'm sayin'? That's one.
What do you mean? I won't tolerate Insubordination.
I didn't mean anything by it.
Maybe you should just calm down A little.
Oh, you think I'm not calm? Well, yeah.
That's two.
Mr.
Larue, do you need a hug? A what? You seem pretty stressed out.
Let me give you a hug.
What, huh, hey, no That's three.
Congratulations, You are in charge now.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's too late.
I've already started The paperwork.
No, I don't want To be in charge.
okay, okay, okay.
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? Uh-oh.
What? You're talking to yourself.
That's never good.
I'm in really big trouble This time, lu.
Mr.
Madigan's wedding planner Quit and put me in charge.
It's okay.
You've got until 3:00 To fix everything.
oh no.
People are gonna be coming Any minute and I'm not ready.
Hey, why was that Jittery wedding planner Hosing himself off By the giraffe hut? Ryan, can you make some signs And mark the way To the restrooms? Uh, I don't want To be a jerk, But I'm a guest here, so You're gonna be a guest With a black eye If you don't help me.
Alright, alright, I'll make some signs.
Yeah.
Oh, oscar, good you're here.
Yes, and I'm so happy To be out from behind my desk.
That's great.
Mr.
Larue quit, So can you sit Behind the arrival desk And check people in? Sure.
And lulu, I'm gonna need you To be in charge Of the dove release.
You have got to be joking.
Do I look like I'm joking? Do I look like I'm getting Within 80 feet of a bird? Forget it.
Get oscar to do it.
Sorry, busy.
What do you have? Bionic ears? Sign's done.
Can I get Some mini crab cakes now? And you better say yes 'cause I already ate A whole tray.
Speaking of cakes, Can you put the wedding cake By the entrance So people can see it? The wedding cake? You did remember The wedding cake, right? Uhh Hibbert, what did I tell you About eating this cake? I didn't.
This happens to be more Than just a delicious mound Of cakey goodness, It's a symbol of mr.
Madigan's Unflinching love.
Okay, one little taste.
You knocked over The wedding cake.
No, I didn't.
I saw you.
I was standing pretty much Where I am right now, Looking directly at the cake.
Fine, but I can fix it.
All I need Is a box of wedding cake mix, Oh, who am I kidding? I can't make a cake That tastes as awesome As that one probably did.
Actually, It doesn't have to taste good.
No one really eats wedding cake.
They don't? No, it's mostly Just for show.
Amanda cantwell.
Yes, I know who you are.
I believe I'm at the head table, With the bride and groom.
No, they have you at table 48 With uncle louis the arsonist.
And is there A mrs.
Uncle louis the arsonist? I don't know.
Well, just to be safe, I think I'm gonna go Powder up a bit.
Oh, oh, Where's the ladies' room? Ryan was supposed To put up signs.
Oh yes, I see one now.
This does not appear To be the ladies' room at all.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, hello, bear.
I'll just be back here.
Remember, We cannot tell ms.
Aidem That her wedding planner quit.
She's already totally on edge.
I don't know why.
It's really lovely here.
Where's ryan with that cake? Help.
What do you think? It's about the right size.
Now what can I put on it That looks like frosting? There's a ton of white glue In the supply room.
Hibbert, You're a real idea man.
I don't know why everyone says You'll never go anywhere.
They say that? Oh, lulu, Don't let the door Close.
Oh no, this is bad.
I know.
We're trapped.
No, I meant I really Have to go to the bathroom.
Well, go ahead.
The bear doesn't seem to mind.
I've seen him go 10 times Since I've been in here.
Eleven.
That doesn't look so bad.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Nobody take any.
It's all wood and glue.
Could you press lobby, please? This is way harder Than I thought it'd be.
I'm exhausted.
Maybe I should go Splash some water on my face.
The ladies' room Is over there.
This isn't the ladies' room.
What gave it away? The small pile of human bones In the corner? Amanda? Lulu? Hi.
We're trapped.
Trapped.
Okay, okay, this is bad, But it's not terrible.
Now it's terrible.
Hey, oscar.
Oh good, You're here with the cake.
True wants you to put it On the table over there.
Yeah, maybe I'll just hold The cake, So everyone can get A better look at it.
It's classy.
Matthieu? Mr.
Larue took A little break.
A break? I've been waiting Behind the turkey compound For over an hour.
And why are you Holding the cake? It's classy.
Why don't you talk to true? She's in the ladies' room.
Oh, okay.
What is that? Is that an animal? Is there an animal on me? Doris, calm down.
You calm down.
True, where's matthieu? Oh yeah, about that.
He quit.
Quit? This wedding is a disaster.
All I wanted Was the perfect day, But all I got was That's it.
Doris, come with me! My dress is ruined.
Everything's ruined.
Stop it.
Nothing's ruined.
But my dress It's not About the dress, doris.
Life isn't about what you wear.
Or cakes or parties Or who sits next to whom.
Life is about two people Who look across a crowded room And only see each other.
That's what today is about, And that's all that matters.
Wow.
I feel so safe with you, max.
Let me see your face, Your strong, fearless face.
You're not supposed to go In the snake house.
They'll chase you All around the zoo for that, So Thank you, laserbeam.
I wasn't aware of that.
So, what's happening? Is the wedding off? It sure looks that way.
Come on, We can still have the wedding.
How? Back at the office.
Even though this day Isn't about the dress, It is sort of falling Off my body.
There's an even nicer dress Back at the office.
There is? Amanda's.
Oscar, will you marry us? I'd be honored.
To the office.
Thank you.
Don't thank me.
You're the one That saved the day.
She should've picked mine To begin with.
Don't ruin the moment, Amanda.
what do you think? Great job.
Now I can check that Off my wedding manifest.
It's really just a notebook.
Okay, I got all the birds In your office, Ready for the dove release.
What? You can't release birds In an office.
Well, thanks for telling me.
I took a cab here With 120 birds.
You didn't hear me shrieking? They're on their way.
Everybody, get in your seats, The ceremony is about to start.
I call front row.
Move it, hibbert.
Lulu, music.
getting out.
Excuse me, getting out.
Dearly beloved, We are gathered here today To celebrate the union Of maxwell madigan And doris delores aidem.
I believe you've each written Your vows.
Yes.
Max, you're the tallest man I've ever met, At least seven feet tall.
When you walk into a room, No matter how I'm feeling, I smile.
Doris, when true First introduced us, I thought you were crazy.
But as I've gotten To know you I'm sure of it.
But the fact is, I'm crazy about you.
Do you have the ring? Ryan.
Yeah? The ring.
Oh, right.
By the power vested in me By youcanbeaminister.
Net, I now pronounce you Husband and wife.
this really Is the best day ever.