Bunnicula (2016) s01e25 Episode Script
Sunday Bunday
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Hey, there, ladies.
Might I interest you
in some 2%?
(VOCALIZING)
ALL: Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
(ALL CHEERING)
(PANTING)
(SIGHS)
(ALL GROANING DISAPPOINTEDLY)
Oh, it's all right.
Little guy just needs
a recharge.
(MOANS)
(GIGGLES)
Whoo!
(ALL CHEERING)
All right, ladies,
where were we?
(CHUCKLES) Whoa! We've been
partying it up till dawn.
-(ROOSTER CROWING)
-PATCHES: Yo,
little bunny man.
Put your eyes
on the horizon, dude.
Uh-oh.
(WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMING)
Ahh! (GIGGLES)
(YELPING)
Aw, poor Bunnicula.
Must be rough having
the sun dictate
what you can and
can't do all the time.
(YOWLING)
Oh, right. I'm Patches.
I'm a were-dude.
(PANTING)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(SIGHS)
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
(MOANS DISAPPOINTEDLY)
HAROLD: And even
though the man
she fell in love with
turned out to be a walrus,
the princess never
forgot that magical
summer they spent inside
the active volcano.
The end.
Good morning, Bunnicula.
Sleep tight.
Bunnicula?
Hey, Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
(GARGLING) Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
Hey, have you seen Bunnicula?
(SCREAMS)
Harold, what is
wrong with you?
Are you trying to
give me a heart attack?
Well, Chester, I think
something could be wrong.
I can't find
Bunnicula anywhere!
This isn't normal.
Oh, please, Harold,
what is normal with that guy?
He's probably hiding,
scheming up some new way
to make our lives miserable.
Oh, do you mean it, Chester?
(CHUCKLES)
Trust me, Harold. He's fine.
-(HONKING)
-(SCREAMING)
Okay, binoculars,
GPS, grappling hook,
miner's helmet, check.
-Harold, what are you doing?
-Search party!
Search party?
Don't be ridiculous.
Bunnicula is a grown rabbit.
He can take care of himself.
I don't know, Chester.
Bunnicula is always back
when the sun comes up.
Well, if you want to
go waste your time,
hey, knock yourself out.
(CHUCKLES) Well, okay,
wish me luck.
Ugh. Those two.
Those two are both
(GASPS) They're both gone.
(GASPS) They're out
of the house!
I have the whole place
to myself!
(SHOUTING) I have
the whole place
to myself!
(GROANS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS)
Phew.
Day 143, no sign of Bunnicula.
(WEAKLY) Still,
no matter what,
I must keep pressing on.
CHESTER: Harold,
it's been six minutes
and you haven't left
the front porch yet.
(WHIMPERS) A mirage!
This heat, it's driven
me to madness!
(HUMMING)
Huh? (CHUCKLES)
MAILMAN: When will
people learn?
No postage, no address,
no delivery.
Uh Huh?
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
Huh?
Huh?
Uh-oh.
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMING)
A-ha!
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(STRUGGLING)
Looks like they're starting
Mardi Gras early this year.
All right!
Party!
Hey, Bunnicula?
(BUNNICULA STRUGGLING)
CHESTER: (SIGHS HAPPILY)
I've held onto
this book my entire life
waiting for absolute solitude
to savor every word.
I never thought
this day would come.
But it's finally here!
(LICKS)
(SLOWLY) Chapter one.
(SCREAMS)
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
Oh, my gosh, Bunnicula!
You really were
outdoors during the day?
Oh, thank goodness
you're all right!
Wow, looks like I owe Harold
a big apology after all.
Chester, I think I found him!
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS) Bunnicula
turned to ash!
Are you okay?
Say something, buddy.
(GROANS)
(COUGHS)
Harold, you dope!
You let the sunlight hit
him and now look at him!
Argh, I got some on me,
I got some little bits
of Bunnicula on me!
(SCREAMS)
Don't worry,
Bunnic, I'll fix you.
I know mouth-to-mouth
resusuffocation.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
Ew, ew, ew!
(SCREAMS)
(MOANING)
Whoa.
(WHIMPERS)
(BOTH PANTING)
(BUNNICULA GROANS)
(CLOCK TOWER CHIMING)
(PANTING)
We've tried everything.
What do we do now?
I think it's time to
come to terms
with our new situation.
Yup. This is our new life.
A cat, a dog, a pile of ash.
I'm sure people
deal with this kind
of thing every day.
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS TRIUMPHANTLY)
HAROLD: (GASPS) Oh, no!
Bunnicula's lost all hope
and he's trying to run away!
Aw, you're still
welcome here with us, buddy.
-We'll figure out a way
to make this work.
-(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
Things might be
a little different now,
but don't you worry.
The three of us are
still gonna have tons
of fun together.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
(GASPS) Wait,
we forgot about Mina!
There's no way this is
gonna work out.
It's gonna break her heart.
(GASPS) You're right.
So what are we gonna do?
What about Bunnicula's
weird book of vampire spells?
We never checked to
see if that had a solution.
Ooh, you're right.
Hang in there, Bunnicula.
(SIGHS)
(STRAINING)
(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
Hmm
Huh? Huh?
(GROANS)
We found
the spell book! And now
all we have to do is
(GASPS)
Harold, he's gone!
Down the drain!
(SPITS FORCEFULLY)
Well, we gotta get him out.
(BUNNICULA GROANING)
(MINA WHISTLING)
(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
Bunnicula!
Aw, how cute.
Waiting by the door
for me to get home.
Were you bored?
Were Harold and Chester
ignoring you today?
-Were they brushing you off?
-Mmm-hmm.
Well, let's go see
what they're doing
that's so big and important.
(PLATES SMASHING)
Hey, boys! I'm
Huh?
BOTH: Huh?
You guys have been
cooped up for way too long.
Well, I've got just
the fix for that.
Tomorrow, Dad's
gonna drive us all
down to the beach!
We'll pop open the
sun roof on the way,
and spend the whole day
soaking up some rays.
Well, good night.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Hey, there, ladies.
Might I interest you
in some 2%?
(VOCALIZING)
ALL: Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
(ALL CHEERING)
(PANTING)
(SIGHS)
(ALL GROANING DISAPPOINTEDLY)
Oh, it's all right.
Little guy just needs
a recharge.
(MOANS)
(GIGGLES)
Whoo!
(ALL CHEERING)
All right, ladies,
where were we?
(CHUCKLES) Whoa! We've been
partying it up till dawn.
-(ROOSTER CROWING)
-PATCHES: Yo,
little bunny man.
Put your eyes
on the horizon, dude.
Uh-oh.
(WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMING)
Ahh! (GIGGLES)
(YELPING)
Aw, poor Bunnicula.
Must be rough having
the sun dictate
what you can and
can't do all the time.
(YOWLING)
Oh, right. I'm Patches.
I'm a were-dude.
(PANTING)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(SIGHS)
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
(MOANS DISAPPOINTEDLY)
HAROLD: And even
though the man
she fell in love with
turned out to be a walrus,
the princess never
forgot that magical
summer they spent inside
the active volcano.
The end.
Good morning, Bunnicula.
Sleep tight.
Bunnicula?
Hey, Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
(GARGLING) Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
Hey, have you seen Bunnicula?
(SCREAMS)
Harold, what is
wrong with you?
Are you trying to
give me a heart attack?
Well, Chester, I think
something could be wrong.
I can't find
Bunnicula anywhere!
This isn't normal.
Oh, please, Harold,
what is normal with that guy?
He's probably hiding,
scheming up some new way
to make our lives miserable.
Oh, do you mean it, Chester?
(CHUCKLES)
Trust me, Harold. He's fine.
-(HONKING)
-(SCREAMING)
Okay, binoculars,
GPS, grappling hook,
miner's helmet, check.
-Harold, what are you doing?
-Search party!
Search party?
Don't be ridiculous.
Bunnicula is a grown rabbit.
He can take care of himself.
I don't know, Chester.
Bunnicula is always back
when the sun comes up.
Well, if you want to
go waste your time,
hey, knock yourself out.
(CHUCKLES) Well, okay,
wish me luck.
Ugh. Those two.
Those two are both
(GASPS) They're both gone.
(GASPS) They're out
of the house!
I have the whole place
to myself!
(SHOUTING) I have
the whole place
to myself!
(GROANS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS)
Phew.
Day 143, no sign of Bunnicula.
(WEAKLY) Still,
no matter what,
I must keep pressing on.
CHESTER: Harold,
it's been six minutes
and you haven't left
the front porch yet.
(WHIMPERS) A mirage!
This heat, it's driven
me to madness!
(HUMMING)
Huh? (CHUCKLES)
MAILMAN: When will
people learn?
No postage, no address,
no delivery.
Uh Huh?
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
Huh?
Huh?
Uh-oh.
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMING)
A-ha!
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(STRUGGLING)
Looks like they're starting
Mardi Gras early this year.
All right!
Party!
Hey, Bunnicula?
(BUNNICULA STRUGGLING)
CHESTER: (SIGHS HAPPILY)
I've held onto
this book my entire life
waiting for absolute solitude
to savor every word.
I never thought
this day would come.
But it's finally here!
(LICKS)
(SLOWLY) Chapter one.
(SCREAMS)
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
Oh, my gosh, Bunnicula!
You really were
outdoors during the day?
Oh, thank goodness
you're all right!
Wow, looks like I owe Harold
a big apology after all.
Chester, I think I found him!
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS) Bunnicula
turned to ash!
Are you okay?
Say something, buddy.
(GROANS)
(COUGHS)
Harold, you dope!
You let the sunlight hit
him and now look at him!
Argh, I got some on me,
I got some little bits
of Bunnicula on me!
(SCREAMS)
Don't worry,
Bunnic, I'll fix you.
I know mouth-to-mouth
resusuffocation.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
Ew, ew, ew!
(SCREAMS)
(MOANING)
Whoa.
(WHIMPERS)
(BOTH PANTING)
(BUNNICULA GROANS)
(CLOCK TOWER CHIMING)
(PANTING)
We've tried everything.
What do we do now?
I think it's time to
come to terms
with our new situation.
Yup. This is our new life.
A cat, a dog, a pile of ash.
I'm sure people
deal with this kind
of thing every day.
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS TRIUMPHANTLY)
HAROLD: (GASPS) Oh, no!
Bunnicula's lost all hope
and he's trying to run away!
Aw, you're still
welcome here with us, buddy.
-We'll figure out a way
to make this work.
-(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
Things might be
a little different now,
but don't you worry.
The three of us are
still gonna have tons
of fun together.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
(GASPS) Wait,
we forgot about Mina!
There's no way this is
gonna work out.
It's gonna break her heart.
(GASPS) You're right.
So what are we gonna do?
What about Bunnicula's
weird book of vampire spells?
We never checked to
see if that had a solution.
Ooh, you're right.
Hang in there, Bunnicula.
(SIGHS)
(STRAINING)
(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
Hmm
Huh? Huh?
(GROANS)
We found
the spell book! And now
all we have to do is
(GASPS)
Harold, he's gone!
Down the drain!
(SPITS FORCEFULLY)
Well, we gotta get him out.
(BUNNICULA GROANING)
(MINA WHISTLING)
(EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
Bunnicula!
Aw, how cute.
Waiting by the door
for me to get home.
Were you bored?
Were Harold and Chester
ignoring you today?
-Were they brushing you off?
-Mmm-hmm.
Well, let's go see
what they're doing
that's so big and important.
(PLATES SMASHING)
Hey, boys! I'm
Huh?
BOTH: Huh?
You guys have been
cooped up for way too long.
Well, I've got just
the fix for that.
Tomorrow, Dad's
gonna drive us all
down to the beach!
We'll pop open the
sun roof on the way,
and spend the whole day
soaking up some rays.
Well, good night.
(ALL SCREAMING)