Erky Perky (2006) s01e25 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(lip smacking)
- Tasty sludge at 12 o'clock.
Ready, Perky?
- Yeah, but what
about Mad Margaret?
(chuckling)
- Trust me.
She's too busy with
her beauty treatment.
(bubbling)
- Ah ha ha.
More bubbles, Stinks!
(farting)
- A little to the left,
now a fraction to the right,
and three, two, one,
bugs away!
- Woah ho ho ho!
Woah ah hah ha!
- Ah, should have
allowed for the wind.
- Whoa!
- Ah!
(water splash)
(bubble blasts)
- Wah!
(giggles nervously)
- Hi Margaret.
(grunts)
Bye Margaret.
Ooh hoo hoo!
Ah hah ha!
(fast speed buzzing)
(tires screeching)
- Ooh, this time,
you insolent freckles,
have gone too far!
I should throw you
out of Kitchen for good!
- Out of K-K-K-Kitchen?
But where would we go?
- We could go home
to Hot Dog Stand.
- We can't go home
to Hot Dog Stand.
We don't know the way.
- Oh yeah.
- Please let us stay!
We'll do anything.
Anything!
- Pick between your teeth?
Unplug your earwax?
Tame your armpit nits?
(giggles nervously)
- No!
Not menial enough!
- There is one menial
job more menial than most.
Border patrol.
- Ha ha!
Good thinking, my
trusty lieutenant!
From now on you
two are responsible
for keeping Kitchen
safe from intruders.
And if just one
intruder gets in!
- Don't worry.
No one is going to get past us.
Our motto is "We never sleep!"
(snoring)
(clock ticking)
- Ooh, wake up, Erky!
We've fallen asleep
on border patrol.
- No!
Mad Margaret will
have us for breakfast!
- Breakfast!
I am not minding if I do.
(flamenco music)
- Intruder!
- Intruder!
No, don't worry, Perky!
I'm right behind you.
- S-S-S-S-Stand back!
(flamenco music)
- Woo ha!
Hi!
Yah ha oh!
- We've got to get
him out of sight.
If Mad Margaret sees
him we're bug haggis.
- At least there's
only one of him.
There's, uh, only one of you?
- Si, only one of me.
And one of all my friends!
(mariachi music)
- Wah hah.
Eeh hee.
- Quick, under here!
Enjoy your stay.
- What do we do now?
- We wait till dark,
then you'll think of something.
(fast speed buzzing)
- So, all quiet
on border patrol?
- Yup.
There's no one
under the oven, he he.
- No. No one.
This is so boring!
- [Pablobo] Oh, my legs.
They are so stiff!
For this I need to stretch!
Ah!
- Oh, intruder!
You let in an intruder!
Margaret!
- Ah, quick!
- An intruder!?
In Kitchen!?
Oh, you two will wish
you'd never been hatched!
- He's under there, Margaret.
- Come here to steal
my food, have you?
(flamenco music)
(magical chime)
- Ay, for once, Pablobo
cannot think of food.
- Good.
'Cos you've eaten
your last meal!
- Who care when he see
one as beautiful as you!
- Eh, me?
Beautiful?
Oh, oh, ha, just stop!
- Your skin is like fatty bacon
and your breath is
like the stinky bug.
- Oh, oh my, stop it,
you cheeky maggot you!
(laughs girlishly)
Tell me more!
(giggles)
- Later, my love.
Later.
(blowing kisses)
Until tonight!
- Oh, oh ho ho ho.
Oh, ho ho ho.
(fly buzzing)
(dance music)
- A party?
This is going too far!
- I'm sorry, Cecil,
but we need to
see your invitation.
- Invitation?
- We are the door bugs.
No one gets in
without an invitation.
- Door bugs!?
But you're supposed
to be on border patrol!
- We are multitasking.
- Wait till Margaret
hears about this!
- She already knows.
- Oh, Pablobo, you dance
like you have nits in your pants.
- That is because I do,
and they tickle.
(laughs)
Ooh hoo, ooh ya yaee!
- This is all your fault!
- [Margaret] Doo da da dee doo!
(sighs)
Doo da da dee doo,
Doo da dee bah bah!
Doo da da dee doo,
Da dee bah bah!
Cecil, I'm asking
Pablobo to stay.
- Stay!?
- We'll rule Kitchen together!
- But what about me?
I'm your second-in-charge.
- Hmm, well, let's see now,
how can I put this?
Um, you're fired!
(laughs)
La la da doo da dee da doo!
- That Pablobo, he's tall.
He's strong.
Takes no nonsense.
That remind you
of anyone, Perky?
- Um,
no.
- Me!
He reminds you of me!
- Psst, hey, hey.
You fellas want to do a deal?
- Deal?
What deal?
- Shh!
You get rid of Pablobo
and you'll never do
border patrol again.
- So what's in it for us?
- We never do
border patrol again.
- Oh, right.
(giggles)
That sounds like a good deal.
- Plus, all the pizza
crumbs we can eat.
- Oh, okay, but not
a word to Margaret!
- Hehehe, did you
hear that, Perky?
All the pizza crumbs we can eat.
- Yeah, but I thought
you admired Pablobo.
- Perky, we're
talking pizza crumbs.
- Oh yeah.
(giggles)
So how do we get rid of him?
- Don't worry, I've got a plan.
- Oh no.
(yawning)
- Ah ha!
My friends, Perk-up and Gherkin!
What a place!
Pablobo say Kitchen
is best place anywhere.
- Well, Kitchen is good but
not as good as Hot Dog Stand.
- Dog Hot Stand?
What is this Dog Hot Stand?
- Oh ho, it's what bug
dreams are made of!
- And the floor
is always greasy.
- And crumbs fall like snow.
- And anywhere you look
there are rivers of rancid fat.
- I am searching my
whole life for such a place.
Where is it?
- We don't know.
- It's somewhere out there.
Outside Kitchen.
- No fear, my squishy friends,
Pablobo has ventured
the world many times.
Dog Hot Stand we find together.
Come!
- But what about
our pizza crumbs?
- Change to the plan, Perky.
We're going home,
back to Hot Dog Stand.
- Oh really?
I better go and pack.
- Heh heh, he won't be long.
- You must hurry.
When Pablobo excited
he wait for no one!
- We are going home
to Hot Dog Stand!
I'm so great, it was my plan!
(puffing)
About time!
I thought you'd
never finish packing.
- It's just a few
Kitchen mementos.
I'll get Pablobo.
- Hoo hoo, Hot Dog
Stand, here we come!
- He's gone!
- What!?
- He left a note.
"Byegood, my friends.
"Could wait no longer.
"Being you some
day at Dog Hot Stand."
- Gone without us.
No!
- Pablobo, yoo hoo!
Your little love bug is here.
- You tell her, Perky.
Break it to her gently.
(gulps)
- Margaret?
- Yes?
- Pablobo is gone forever
and he's never coming back.
- Gone?
My Pablobo?
Gone!?
(cries)
But no one leaves Kitchen
without my permission!
- Yes!
He's gone!
Yes, yes, yes!
- [Margaret] Cecil!
- They say that love hurts.
- And I think Cecil is
about to find out how much.
(jazzy music)
(grunts)
- Ooh hoo, about time.
Our pizza crumbs.
Keep them coming, Cecil!
- You mean you want more?
- Hey, remember the
deal was all we can eat.
- And we can eat a lot.
(giggles)
(fly buzzing)
- Mmm, pepperoni and
cat hair, that's my favorite.
- You know what they say,
"A crumb in the hand is
worth two on your foot."
- Oh that's crazy,
I wouldn't swap the
crumb in your hand
for the two on my foot
or the three in my ear.
- You have three in your ear?
- Of course, and
one in my mouth.
- I don't see the
one in your mouth.
- Well, that's because
it's in your hand.
- Oh!
I'm sorry.
I'll put it back then.
- Thanks, Perky.
- That's okay, Erky.
Hey!
(playful uptempo music)