Iron Man: Armored Adventures (2008) s01e25 Episode Script
Tales of Suspense (1)
Why we are here again? I thought that computers may help with that map to the next makluan ring.
They are, but the data we've gotten so far Isn't making any sense.
I don't even think this is chinese.
Look, not ever ancient text has been digitized, So we may find answers here that the computer can't.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Call me when the computer figures it out.
I'll leave my phone on this time.
Oh-oh, Gene, there should be a couple of messages from me on there when you turn it on.
Just listen to the last Four.
What? Maybe you guys should head back to the armory and see if the computer's come up with anything else.
You're just trying to get rid of us, aren't you? Yep.
What is the matter, child? Are things not going as you planned? How unfortunate for you.
Zhang? How did you We have much to discuss, timogen, but first, We will pay a visit to your friend Tony Stark.
He has something that belongs to me.
1x25 - Tales of Suspense Part 1 Ahh, ooh, ah-ah.
"call me when the computer figures it out.
" I can think of lots of things to call you.
NoWay.
No way! Shh.
Take that, Gene Khan.
Wait, wait, wait, just stop.
This--this almost sounds like you're being serious.
I am.
This is the last ring, right? If these things are so crazy powerful, maybe Maybe we shouldn't find it.
I have to try and find it.
If I don't, the Mandarin might.
He's out there looking for them too.
That's my point.
The only reason the Mandarin has three rings Is because of you and your dad.
The Mandarin didn't find the second and third ring.
The Stark's did.
And how long until the Mandarin steals The fourth ring off your finger? Tony, maybe it's better If we just don't find the fifth ring.
Hey, Rhodey, what's up? I found it.
I need you double-check a few things From the firebrand map, But I think the last ring is in south america, Specifically, the lost city of the incans: Machu Picchu.
You can tell me how awesome I am any time now.
Rhodey Yeah? You're awesome.
Whoo, that's right, I am! Don't worry, everything's gonna be all right.
I promise.
Armory.
Armory? Run! Come on, we have to get out of here.
Tell me again how everything's gonna be all right.
Pepper, look.
Gene.
Gene! Gene, wake up.
Hey! You are as arrogant as your father, Tony Stark.
What do you know about my father? But for you own sake, I hope you are more useful.
What do you know about my father? Put the children in the chopper, And then burn this place down.
No.
No! No, I'm fine, mom.
I miss you too.
What? Uh, it's, yeah, yeah, it's a fire truck.
I'm in the city.
There's always fire trucks.
Research at the library I'm going to be here late, really, really late.
What? Welcome back.
Gene, I'm okay, so don't worry.
Are you okay? Did they hurt you? Gene, what happened? The Mandarin, why did he come after you? The Mandarin is my stepfather, zhang.
Are you kidding me? That's exactly what I was talking about When we first met.
Pepper.
Remember? I said Gene's stepfather was a suspected criminal, That he was supposed to be the head of the tong.
Oh, the FBI were right.
So were the maggia for that matter.
Pepper.
Wait, Gene, you knew? No, all this time, he was lying to me.
He betrayed me.
He played me for a fool.
Zhang was my only family after my mother died, And now--now I have no one.
Oh, Gene, I'm so sorry, but you're not alone.
You've got friends: Tony and Rhodey.
And you've got me.
Pepper's right, Gene, assuming we all survive this.
Survive what? Where are we? We should be in peruvian airspace by now.
Peru? That's where the fifth ring is.
I had to tell him.
You told him where the ring was? Yeah, And there's something else I have to tell you.
Something big.
I'm Untie them.
Guess we're here.
Oh, man.
Tony, what happened? Whoa! I should have stayed in the library.
Tony! Pepper! Can you hear me? Perimeter breach.
Perimeter breach.
Perimeter breach.
Perimeter breach.
Perimeter breach.
Oh, nuts.
Hey, watch it.
The ring's inside.
Now let us go.
Do you think me a fool, boy? I am well-aware of the tests and the guardians of the rings.
Why do you think you are still alive? The two of you will retrieve the ring.
Whatever dangers are here, you will face them, not I.
And if I say no? Hey! Then the girl pays the price.
Oh, that's original.
Don't do it, Tony.
You can't let him get all five rings.
Do you think he'll do it? Yes.
So You up for this? More than you know.
Look.
Sacrifice.
Great.
Check it out.
I'm guessing you put your hands in there To activate the test.
Something's wrong.
They're both right hands.
You'd need two people to activate it.
I wonder You wonder what? Gene, look at the wall.
Fin Fang Foom.
Come again? It was nonsense, a legend in China they called Fin Fang Foom: The sleeping dragon.
If we activate the test, that thing's gonna come to life And eat us both.
But if we don't? Zhang has Pepper.
We've got no choice.
Computer, lower the Mark 1 armor.
Engaging.
Oh, come on! Error, error.
Oh, no.
The armors are open, the power cores They're going to Wow.
Yep, that's a doozy.
If I were you guys, There's no way I'd let them activate the test, Because with every test, there's a guardian.
Hey, I've seen 'em: Haunted statutes, giant robots, fire demons, And now a big, hunking dragon? Man, when that thing comes to life, It's gonna go on a crazy rampage, And then it's gonna eat all of you.
Be quiet! Fine.
You don't have to yell.
I'll just be over here While you guys get eaten.
Hey, if the two of us can't figure this out together, No one can, right? RightYou go first.
Heh-heh, on three One Two Both: Three.
I don't understand.
Wait for it.
Target locked.
Launch.
Activating War Machine propulsion systems.
Warning: Impact imminent.
Tunnel entrance is nonfunctioning.
Right, prep sidewinder missiles.
Targeting.
Fire! Calculate flight time to Machu Picchu, Peru.
Are you kidding me? Negative, the War Machine 1.
0 armor is designated for heavy armament and combat and is unable to reach speeds beyond There has to be a faster way.
Affirmative.
An orbital launch and targeted reentry would use the rotation of the earth to cross the distance in under an hour, But safety protocols do not allow Disengage all safety protocols.
Password: Howard 01.
Safety protocols disengaged.
Take remote control of the Mark 1.
Have it follow my lead.
Begin orbital launch now.
Dinnertime.
Stop, cowards! Stand your ground.
You're going nowhere, girl.
No! I--I I've got the rings.
I've got the rings! Pepper, give them to me right now! Look out! Escape velocity reached.
Begin orbital maneuvering.
Warning, warning.
What's happening? The War Machine armor was not designed For this environment.
Multiple systems failures in progress.
Propulsion systems failing.
Mechanical systems failing.
No.
No! Life support systems failing.
They are, but the data we've gotten so far Isn't making any sense.
I don't even think this is chinese.
Look, not ever ancient text has been digitized, So we may find answers here that the computer can't.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Call me when the computer figures it out.
I'll leave my phone on this time.
Oh-oh, Gene, there should be a couple of messages from me on there when you turn it on.
Just listen to the last Four.
What? Maybe you guys should head back to the armory and see if the computer's come up with anything else.
You're just trying to get rid of us, aren't you? Yep.
What is the matter, child? Are things not going as you planned? How unfortunate for you.
Zhang? How did you We have much to discuss, timogen, but first, We will pay a visit to your friend Tony Stark.
He has something that belongs to me.
1x25 - Tales of Suspense Part 1 Ahh, ooh, ah-ah.
"call me when the computer figures it out.
" I can think of lots of things to call you.
NoWay.
No way! Shh.
Take that, Gene Khan.
Wait, wait, wait, just stop.
This--this almost sounds like you're being serious.
I am.
This is the last ring, right? If these things are so crazy powerful, maybe Maybe we shouldn't find it.
I have to try and find it.
If I don't, the Mandarin might.
He's out there looking for them too.
That's my point.
The only reason the Mandarin has three rings Is because of you and your dad.
The Mandarin didn't find the second and third ring.
The Stark's did.
And how long until the Mandarin steals The fourth ring off your finger? Tony, maybe it's better If we just don't find the fifth ring.
Hey, Rhodey, what's up? I found it.
I need you double-check a few things From the firebrand map, But I think the last ring is in south america, Specifically, the lost city of the incans: Machu Picchu.
You can tell me how awesome I am any time now.
Rhodey Yeah? You're awesome.
Whoo, that's right, I am! Don't worry, everything's gonna be all right.
I promise.
Armory.
Armory? Run! Come on, we have to get out of here.
Tell me again how everything's gonna be all right.
Pepper, look.
Gene.
Gene! Gene, wake up.
Hey! You are as arrogant as your father, Tony Stark.
What do you know about my father? But for you own sake, I hope you are more useful.
What do you know about my father? Put the children in the chopper, And then burn this place down.
No.
No! No, I'm fine, mom.
I miss you too.
What? Uh, it's, yeah, yeah, it's a fire truck.
I'm in the city.
There's always fire trucks.
Research at the library I'm going to be here late, really, really late.
What? Welcome back.
Gene, I'm okay, so don't worry.
Are you okay? Did they hurt you? Gene, what happened? The Mandarin, why did he come after you? The Mandarin is my stepfather, zhang.
Are you kidding me? That's exactly what I was talking about When we first met.
Pepper.
Remember? I said Gene's stepfather was a suspected criminal, That he was supposed to be the head of the tong.
Oh, the FBI were right.
So were the maggia for that matter.
Pepper.
Wait, Gene, you knew? No, all this time, he was lying to me.
He betrayed me.
He played me for a fool.
Zhang was my only family after my mother died, And now--now I have no one.
Oh, Gene, I'm so sorry, but you're not alone.
You've got friends: Tony and Rhodey.
And you've got me.
Pepper's right, Gene, assuming we all survive this.
Survive what? Where are we? We should be in peruvian airspace by now.
Peru? That's where the fifth ring is.
I had to tell him.
You told him where the ring was? Yeah, And there's something else I have to tell you.
Something big.
I'm Untie them.
Guess we're here.
Oh, man.
Tony, what happened? Whoa! I should have stayed in the library.
Tony! Pepper! Can you hear me? Perimeter breach.
Perimeter breach.
Perimeter breach.
Perimeter breach.
Perimeter breach.
Oh, nuts.
Hey, watch it.
The ring's inside.
Now let us go.
Do you think me a fool, boy? I am well-aware of the tests and the guardians of the rings.
Why do you think you are still alive? The two of you will retrieve the ring.
Whatever dangers are here, you will face them, not I.
And if I say no? Hey! Then the girl pays the price.
Oh, that's original.
Don't do it, Tony.
You can't let him get all five rings.
Do you think he'll do it? Yes.
So You up for this? More than you know.
Look.
Sacrifice.
Great.
Check it out.
I'm guessing you put your hands in there To activate the test.
Something's wrong.
They're both right hands.
You'd need two people to activate it.
I wonder You wonder what? Gene, look at the wall.
Fin Fang Foom.
Come again? It was nonsense, a legend in China they called Fin Fang Foom: The sleeping dragon.
If we activate the test, that thing's gonna come to life And eat us both.
But if we don't? Zhang has Pepper.
We've got no choice.
Computer, lower the Mark 1 armor.
Engaging.
Oh, come on! Error, error.
Oh, no.
The armors are open, the power cores They're going to Wow.
Yep, that's a doozy.
If I were you guys, There's no way I'd let them activate the test, Because with every test, there's a guardian.
Hey, I've seen 'em: Haunted statutes, giant robots, fire demons, And now a big, hunking dragon? Man, when that thing comes to life, It's gonna go on a crazy rampage, And then it's gonna eat all of you.
Be quiet! Fine.
You don't have to yell.
I'll just be over here While you guys get eaten.
Hey, if the two of us can't figure this out together, No one can, right? RightYou go first.
Heh-heh, on three One Two Both: Three.
I don't understand.
Wait for it.
Target locked.
Launch.
Activating War Machine propulsion systems.
Warning: Impact imminent.
Tunnel entrance is nonfunctioning.
Right, prep sidewinder missiles.
Targeting.
Fire! Calculate flight time to Machu Picchu, Peru.
Are you kidding me? Negative, the War Machine 1.
0 armor is designated for heavy armament and combat and is unable to reach speeds beyond There has to be a faster way.
Affirmative.
An orbital launch and targeted reentry would use the rotation of the earth to cross the distance in under an hour, But safety protocols do not allow Disengage all safety protocols.
Password: Howard 01.
Safety protocols disengaged.
Take remote control of the Mark 1.
Have it follow my lead.
Begin orbital launch now.
Dinnertime.
Stop, cowards! Stand your ground.
You're going nowhere, girl.
No! I--I I've got the rings.
I've got the rings! Pepper, give them to me right now! Look out! Escape velocity reached.
Begin orbital maneuvering.
Warning, warning.
What's happening? The War Machine armor was not designed For this environment.
Multiple systems failures in progress.
Propulsion systems failing.
Mechanical systems failing.
No.
No! Life support systems failing.