Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e25 Episode Script
Nosy
B-Bye! I see you have some experience in rental equipment management.
That's right.
Rafts, snorkels, flippers We've got it all at the rental hut.
Rental hut? Here at the Rental PavÃlÃon, we rent floating lounges ultra-light paddleboats and high-end bicycles.
With our signature Aloha Hospitality.
I'm all about Aloha Hospitality! But can you make omelets? Our rental staff always helps out at our famous Sunday brunches.
- No problem! You should see the brunches I make! I'd love to.
- This weekend all right? - What? No! I mean of course.
Wonderful! I'll bring my son.
He appreciates a good omelet.
- Unidentified noxious substance! - Don't worry, it's just a poi balloon.
I'm gonna need backup.
I did read on the intergalactic net that uninhibited merrymaking reduces stress.
Eat poi, you little monster! Who threw that? I was just gardening.
They lured me into their evil poi-balloon battle.
Look at this kitchen.
Mr.
Jameson will take me for a slob! Mr.
Jameson? As in father of Keoni Jameson? As in the son of my potential new boss.
They'll come for brunch tomorrow.
Keoni's coming here? You gotta clean up this mess, Nani.
We're going to the movies.
Gotta hurry to catch that first show.
Cleaning up is hard.
Did you know dried poi was so sticky? Cover your ears before we hear the secret ending! The Stinglord wasp turns out to be just an ant! Then he croaks and turns into an ant mummy! What a cool secret ending! Well, enjoy the show! He ruined the movie for us.
What gives, blue guy? Stitch! - Leave that kid alone! - Naga kid.
Cousin! Good eye.
Yo, easy, Fido.
I'm an Alien Experiment, not a dog toy.
We know.
And we're gonna help you find the one place - where you truly belong.
- What are you, a greeting card? Hey, what's in that bag of yours? Ooh a diary.
Let's take him home, Stitch.
We can come back for the third show.
Ah 199, one of my favorites.
Says here he digs up dirt? Not to be taken literally.
199 is like spy.
Designed to get nose into everybody's business.
- Look what I found! - My secret catalog of local vampires.
I've been looking for that everywhere.
Found it under 626's pillow.
You see? 199 is very nosy! Nosy, huh? Then why'd you make him? To humiliate enemies by digging up most embarrassing secrets! 199 is quite entertaining with so much juicy gossip.
We better hide him.
He might cause trouble at Nani's brunch.
Let me guess.
You didn't catch an experiment.
If you were a spying experiment, where'd you be? Easy the sandwich shop.
- To steal their secret sauce recipe.
- Don't be absurd.
Why would Sandwich, eh? Pick me up a large pastrami on rye while you're there! Alright, people - welcome to etiquette boot camp! This is your finger bowl.
Helen the Hostess says that elbows should always.
The TV reception was fuzzy that day but I think I heard it Oh yes, yes! Elbows rest in the finger bowl while chewing your food.
- I've never heard of that.
- Well, it's about time you learn.
Now, Mr.
Stitch, politely ask Miss Lilo to please pass you the bread.
Please? Now.
You've got your dinner fork, your salad fork your dessert spoon, and your soup spoon.
Which one you use for soup? Why use any? Is better to just use bowl.
No, no, no, no no! Bowl-slurping is not good etiquette.
It's the opposite of good etiquette, it's Bad etiquette.
Okay.
New etiquette rule: No aliens disguised as dogs at the brunch table.
Well, look who's here! It's Mr.
Jameson and Keoni! What do we say? Welcome please come in.
Why, thank you, Lilo, I'm Mr.
Jameson, and I'm a very important man.
And I'm Keoni and I'm cool! Introduce yourselves! Hello.
I am Jumba Jookiba, Evil Genius scientist from planet Quelta Quan.
Nice to meet me.
What is going on here? Jumba just told Mr.
Jameson he's an alien and then he squashed him.
Roll call! Everybody dressed? Cannot breathing in too tight disco pants.
Mustn't drop anything.
I was more comfortable with the dog disguise.
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the They'll be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking! Don't worry your little head, Nani.
The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer! Helen the Hostess featured one on her show yesterday.
- I think she knows what she's doing.
- That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food, they're - Whoever it is, tell 'em to - Aloha! We're coming early to help.
That's what Aloha Hospitality's all about! Right.
Come on in! You know, Helen the Hostess says it's rude to arrive befo Mr.
Jameson this is my Aunt Pleakley my Uncle Jumba my sister Lilo, and our dog who dresses up.
Nice for to be making your acquaintancing, Mr.
Lameson.
It's Jameson, dear.
He's not good with names.
Sometimes forgets mine! - Hey, Keoni.
- 'Sup, Lilo? Guess what I found out! Jumba, Pleakley and Stitch? They're all aliens! But hey, who am I to judge? I'm an alien, too! - I beg your pardon? - Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps pictures of you in her diary! Boy, does she have a crush on you! Oh no Know what else Lilo wrote about you? She said you snore like a pig, and you have really bad breath! Hey! Lemme out! I'm not done snooping! Minty fresh! Do you take butter with your coffee? No thank you.
So, who was that large-nosed fella that your dress-up dog carried away? Oh, him? Uh, that was just wacky Uncle Jared! He always visits in the summer.
He's a compulsive liar.
Especially about crushes.
Lilo, I need your help in the kitchen! What did I say about experiments in the house? Don't worry.
Stitch locked him away.
Jumba! What are you doing? Speed-cooking ham using thermo-nuclear technology! Look just keep him away from Mr.
Jameson, okay? I really want this job.
Good luck.
I programmed 199 to be expert escape artist! Agga Du-cheeba 199? I don't care what you do with that stupid experiment.
Just get rid of him.
- What do you want? - Surprise! That trog's not so bad after all.
Hello, shorty! Hey, you're Gantu! The big dummy Lilo drew all those pictures of! Er yes.
I mean no I mean who are you? Experiment 199 at your service.
199? I've been searching for you since your activation! Who's this guy, the "Big-nose Experiment?" It's the snooping experiment! From Earth girl and her trog! You mean Lilo and Stitch? Boy, do I got some dirt on them! Really? Tell me everything about their experiment files! Who cares about them? You should hear about the love letters I found in Jumba's drawer! I'm all ears! I have an idea.
Before brunch, how 'bout working our appetites with some good old-fashioned summer yard games.
Great! How 'bout a three-legged race? I'd have the edge on you there.
Sounds like a challenge.
I can't believe they're actually gonna do this.
Ready, set, go! Wait! Teamwork! We win! We win! Hey, hey, hey, is not fair! You have evil genius experiment, I just have flabby Earthling.
Hello.
Now, Uncle Jumba, no need to speak in our private code where "evil experiment" means "dog" and "flabby Earthling" means "Nani's new boss.
" So what was that crush your Uncle Jared talked about? I wouldn't listen to Uncle Jared.
He's got Ratfink's Syndrome.
That's a disease where you make stuff up that isn't true.
What else does Jumba keep Ãn hÃs spaceshÃp? Don't tell anyone, but he has a closet full of chocolate macadamias.
This after Pleakley put him on a diet! Enough! You babbling trog! I'm sending you to Hamsterviel.
The little gerbil deserves you.
I bet he'll love hearing about that gerbil dig! No! Darling, you're not supposed to tackle anyone in badminton! Keoni's getting suspicious about the crush.
Time for some damage control.
- Help me handle this mess.
- I have my own mess to handle.
Keoni suspects I have a crush on him.
I have a job at stake here, and I'm serving green ham! And I have Keoni Jameson at stake.
How's about we make a deal.
First you help me get brunch on the table, and then Tell me, you ugly talking experiment with such a gigantic nose what do Gantu and 625 say about me? Not much.
They mostly sit around making up names for you.
- Ratface.
- What? - Hamsterjerk Keisterviel - What? What! - You want I should repeat 'em? - No! I reject you and your huge nose! I am sending you back to Gantu with some unflattering nicknaming of my own! - The town gossip's back! - You again! Snagged Ratface's journal.
It's gold! Really? Did you know Hamsterviel sleeps with a pacifier? Wears platform shoes to make him look threatening? And his dental habits don't get me started.
Get rid of him.
This green ham is delightful.
It's got an unusual spark to it! Uncle Jumba's secret recipe.
Well, look who it is! It's Lilo and the boy she has a huge crush on! Come on down, Kenny! Everyone, this is Kenny.
Did Nani mention I have a huge crush on him? So he's your crush? Wacky Uncle Jared said 'Keoni', but he really meant 'Kenny.
' Hey, where did Wacky Uncle Jared go? Back to Saskatchewan! That's where most wacky uncles live.
- Hamsterviel's real name is Rupert? - Gantu! - Sir! - My little black book is missing! Where is that gossipy little pest? Not to worry, sir.
625 sent 199 to the little girl and the trog.
What? You imbecile who is so very stupid! Get him back before he tells everyone about my dandruff problem! But, sir No 'But, sirs! ' Once Experiment 199 is retrieved, you will be terminated.
Unless you keep him in your ship at all times of the day and night! Yes, sir.
Uh, that's enough, Kenny.
Seems I had a misconception about your family, Nani.
- Really? - Yes.
But now I understand.
Your Uncle Jared is from Saskatchewan.
So by "aliens", he meant you were from another country! Your Uncles and your Aunt do have that oh-so-distinctive Canadian look.
Why, yes! We're from the distinctive country of, uh uh Canadia! Nani, I must say you have quite a colorful family.
That's where you get your Aloha Hospitality! What, nobody invited me to brunch? What kind of hospitality is that? Wacky Uncle Jared's back! Oh no! Glad you're all sitting down, 'cause have I got some stories for you! What are you doing here? 626 gave me to Gantu, who sent me to Hamsterviel who sent me back to Gantu, who gave me to 625, who sent me back here! - Looks like I'm here to stay! - Get him out of here! - Jared, join us for dessert.
- Don't mind if I do! He can't eat dessert.
He's uh allergic! Get off me, you freak! - What's Kenny got against him? - Long story.
Oh, my you're you're the dog! But, he's no dog, he's an alien! You know, from outer space! Watermelon? He was created by evil scientist Jumba here, just like I was! Let's go inside for some coffee! Will someone please tell me what's going on? I'll tell ya! I heard Nani talking to her boyfriend David on the phone.
And she said Mr.
Jameson's a snob with bad shoes.
Is that so? And, oh yeah! Aunt Pleakley is not a woman! Mr.
Jameson, I know this all looks very weird but normally everything here is really quite normal! Nobody move! I'm taking 199, and if you fight me, you will all be destroyed! Okay.
But I just got here! Our Samoan cousin.
- He's - No, no, no need to explain, Nani.
I didn't get the job? Who would give people this weird a home? I'll tell you: Someone who exhibits the very spirit of Aloha Hospitality.
- Really? - Really.
I'd be proud to have you on the team, Nani.
Oh, thank you! You won't regret it, I promise.
I have no doubt about that.
Oh, I hope you play softball.
We're part of an inter-hotel league.
- So, Aunt Pleakley's not a girl, huh? - Nope.
Good thing I had a crush on her for only a week.
Really? You know how we kids are.
Our crushes are over instantly.
Like your crush on me.
- I'll bet it's already over, right? - Me? That crush was over by dessert.
'Cause that's how we kids are.
- Gantu wears what? - Bunny slippers.
- I saw him walking around in 'em! - Get out! Quiet! Wanna hear about Gantu's secret obsession with karaoke? Pray tell!
That's right.
Rafts, snorkels, flippers We've got it all at the rental hut.
Rental hut? Here at the Rental PavÃlÃon, we rent floating lounges ultra-light paddleboats and high-end bicycles.
With our signature Aloha Hospitality.
I'm all about Aloha Hospitality! But can you make omelets? Our rental staff always helps out at our famous Sunday brunches.
- No problem! You should see the brunches I make! I'd love to.
- This weekend all right? - What? No! I mean of course.
Wonderful! I'll bring my son.
He appreciates a good omelet.
- Unidentified noxious substance! - Don't worry, it's just a poi balloon.
I'm gonna need backup.
I did read on the intergalactic net that uninhibited merrymaking reduces stress.
Eat poi, you little monster! Who threw that? I was just gardening.
They lured me into their evil poi-balloon battle.
Look at this kitchen.
Mr.
Jameson will take me for a slob! Mr.
Jameson? As in father of Keoni Jameson? As in the son of my potential new boss.
They'll come for brunch tomorrow.
Keoni's coming here? You gotta clean up this mess, Nani.
We're going to the movies.
Gotta hurry to catch that first show.
Cleaning up is hard.
Did you know dried poi was so sticky? Cover your ears before we hear the secret ending! The Stinglord wasp turns out to be just an ant! Then he croaks and turns into an ant mummy! What a cool secret ending! Well, enjoy the show! He ruined the movie for us.
What gives, blue guy? Stitch! - Leave that kid alone! - Naga kid.
Cousin! Good eye.
Yo, easy, Fido.
I'm an Alien Experiment, not a dog toy.
We know.
And we're gonna help you find the one place - where you truly belong.
- What are you, a greeting card? Hey, what's in that bag of yours? Ooh a diary.
Let's take him home, Stitch.
We can come back for the third show.
Ah 199, one of my favorites.
Says here he digs up dirt? Not to be taken literally.
199 is like spy.
Designed to get nose into everybody's business.
- Look what I found! - My secret catalog of local vampires.
I've been looking for that everywhere.
Found it under 626's pillow.
You see? 199 is very nosy! Nosy, huh? Then why'd you make him? To humiliate enemies by digging up most embarrassing secrets! 199 is quite entertaining with so much juicy gossip.
We better hide him.
He might cause trouble at Nani's brunch.
Let me guess.
You didn't catch an experiment.
If you were a spying experiment, where'd you be? Easy the sandwich shop.
- To steal their secret sauce recipe.
- Don't be absurd.
Why would Sandwich, eh? Pick me up a large pastrami on rye while you're there! Alright, people - welcome to etiquette boot camp! This is your finger bowl.
Helen the Hostess says that elbows should always.
The TV reception was fuzzy that day but I think I heard it Oh yes, yes! Elbows rest in the finger bowl while chewing your food.
- I've never heard of that.
- Well, it's about time you learn.
Now, Mr.
Stitch, politely ask Miss Lilo to please pass you the bread.
Please? Now.
You've got your dinner fork, your salad fork your dessert spoon, and your soup spoon.
Which one you use for soup? Why use any? Is better to just use bowl.
No, no, no, no no! Bowl-slurping is not good etiquette.
It's the opposite of good etiquette, it's Bad etiquette.
Okay.
New etiquette rule: No aliens disguised as dogs at the brunch table.
Well, look who's here! It's Mr.
Jameson and Keoni! What do we say? Welcome please come in.
Why, thank you, Lilo, I'm Mr.
Jameson, and I'm a very important man.
And I'm Keoni and I'm cool! Introduce yourselves! Hello.
I am Jumba Jookiba, Evil Genius scientist from planet Quelta Quan.
Nice to meet me.
What is going on here? Jumba just told Mr.
Jameson he's an alien and then he squashed him.
Roll call! Everybody dressed? Cannot breathing in too tight disco pants.
Mustn't drop anything.
I was more comfortable with the dog disguise.
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the They'll be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking! Don't worry your little head, Nani.
The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer! Helen the Hostess featured one on her show yesterday.
- I think she knows what she's doing.
- That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food, they're - Whoever it is, tell 'em to - Aloha! We're coming early to help.
That's what Aloha Hospitality's all about! Right.
Come on in! You know, Helen the Hostess says it's rude to arrive befo Mr.
Jameson this is my Aunt Pleakley my Uncle Jumba my sister Lilo, and our dog who dresses up.
Nice for to be making your acquaintancing, Mr.
Lameson.
It's Jameson, dear.
He's not good with names.
Sometimes forgets mine! - Hey, Keoni.
- 'Sup, Lilo? Guess what I found out! Jumba, Pleakley and Stitch? They're all aliens! But hey, who am I to judge? I'm an alien, too! - I beg your pardon? - Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps pictures of you in her diary! Boy, does she have a crush on you! Oh no Know what else Lilo wrote about you? She said you snore like a pig, and you have really bad breath! Hey! Lemme out! I'm not done snooping! Minty fresh! Do you take butter with your coffee? No thank you.
So, who was that large-nosed fella that your dress-up dog carried away? Oh, him? Uh, that was just wacky Uncle Jared! He always visits in the summer.
He's a compulsive liar.
Especially about crushes.
Lilo, I need your help in the kitchen! What did I say about experiments in the house? Don't worry.
Stitch locked him away.
Jumba! What are you doing? Speed-cooking ham using thermo-nuclear technology! Look just keep him away from Mr.
Jameson, okay? I really want this job.
Good luck.
I programmed 199 to be expert escape artist! Agga Du-cheeba 199? I don't care what you do with that stupid experiment.
Just get rid of him.
- What do you want? - Surprise! That trog's not so bad after all.
Hello, shorty! Hey, you're Gantu! The big dummy Lilo drew all those pictures of! Er yes.
I mean no I mean who are you? Experiment 199 at your service.
199? I've been searching for you since your activation! Who's this guy, the "Big-nose Experiment?" It's the snooping experiment! From Earth girl and her trog! You mean Lilo and Stitch? Boy, do I got some dirt on them! Really? Tell me everything about their experiment files! Who cares about them? You should hear about the love letters I found in Jumba's drawer! I'm all ears! I have an idea.
Before brunch, how 'bout working our appetites with some good old-fashioned summer yard games.
Great! How 'bout a three-legged race? I'd have the edge on you there.
Sounds like a challenge.
I can't believe they're actually gonna do this.
Ready, set, go! Wait! Teamwork! We win! We win! Hey, hey, hey, is not fair! You have evil genius experiment, I just have flabby Earthling.
Hello.
Now, Uncle Jumba, no need to speak in our private code where "evil experiment" means "dog" and "flabby Earthling" means "Nani's new boss.
" So what was that crush your Uncle Jared talked about? I wouldn't listen to Uncle Jared.
He's got Ratfink's Syndrome.
That's a disease where you make stuff up that isn't true.
What else does Jumba keep Ãn hÃs spaceshÃp? Don't tell anyone, but he has a closet full of chocolate macadamias.
This after Pleakley put him on a diet! Enough! You babbling trog! I'm sending you to Hamsterviel.
The little gerbil deserves you.
I bet he'll love hearing about that gerbil dig! No! Darling, you're not supposed to tackle anyone in badminton! Keoni's getting suspicious about the crush.
Time for some damage control.
- Help me handle this mess.
- I have my own mess to handle.
Keoni suspects I have a crush on him.
I have a job at stake here, and I'm serving green ham! And I have Keoni Jameson at stake.
How's about we make a deal.
First you help me get brunch on the table, and then Tell me, you ugly talking experiment with such a gigantic nose what do Gantu and 625 say about me? Not much.
They mostly sit around making up names for you.
- Ratface.
- What? - Hamsterjerk Keisterviel - What? What! - You want I should repeat 'em? - No! I reject you and your huge nose! I am sending you back to Gantu with some unflattering nicknaming of my own! - The town gossip's back! - You again! Snagged Ratface's journal.
It's gold! Really? Did you know Hamsterviel sleeps with a pacifier? Wears platform shoes to make him look threatening? And his dental habits don't get me started.
Get rid of him.
This green ham is delightful.
It's got an unusual spark to it! Uncle Jumba's secret recipe.
Well, look who it is! It's Lilo and the boy she has a huge crush on! Come on down, Kenny! Everyone, this is Kenny.
Did Nani mention I have a huge crush on him? So he's your crush? Wacky Uncle Jared said 'Keoni', but he really meant 'Kenny.
' Hey, where did Wacky Uncle Jared go? Back to Saskatchewan! That's where most wacky uncles live.
- Hamsterviel's real name is Rupert? - Gantu! - Sir! - My little black book is missing! Where is that gossipy little pest? Not to worry, sir.
625 sent 199 to the little girl and the trog.
What? You imbecile who is so very stupid! Get him back before he tells everyone about my dandruff problem! But, sir No 'But, sirs! ' Once Experiment 199 is retrieved, you will be terminated.
Unless you keep him in your ship at all times of the day and night! Yes, sir.
Uh, that's enough, Kenny.
Seems I had a misconception about your family, Nani.
- Really? - Yes.
But now I understand.
Your Uncle Jared is from Saskatchewan.
So by "aliens", he meant you were from another country! Your Uncles and your Aunt do have that oh-so-distinctive Canadian look.
Why, yes! We're from the distinctive country of, uh uh Canadia! Nani, I must say you have quite a colorful family.
That's where you get your Aloha Hospitality! What, nobody invited me to brunch? What kind of hospitality is that? Wacky Uncle Jared's back! Oh no! Glad you're all sitting down, 'cause have I got some stories for you! What are you doing here? 626 gave me to Gantu, who sent me to Hamsterviel who sent me back to Gantu, who gave me to 625, who sent me back here! - Looks like I'm here to stay! - Get him out of here! - Jared, join us for dessert.
- Don't mind if I do! He can't eat dessert.
He's uh allergic! Get off me, you freak! - What's Kenny got against him? - Long story.
Oh, my you're you're the dog! But, he's no dog, he's an alien! You know, from outer space! Watermelon? He was created by evil scientist Jumba here, just like I was! Let's go inside for some coffee! Will someone please tell me what's going on? I'll tell ya! I heard Nani talking to her boyfriend David on the phone.
And she said Mr.
Jameson's a snob with bad shoes.
Is that so? And, oh yeah! Aunt Pleakley is not a woman! Mr.
Jameson, I know this all looks very weird but normally everything here is really quite normal! Nobody move! I'm taking 199, and if you fight me, you will all be destroyed! Okay.
But I just got here! Our Samoan cousin.
- He's - No, no, no need to explain, Nani.
I didn't get the job? Who would give people this weird a home? I'll tell you: Someone who exhibits the very spirit of Aloha Hospitality.
- Really? - Really.
I'd be proud to have you on the team, Nani.
Oh, thank you! You won't regret it, I promise.
I have no doubt about that.
Oh, I hope you play softball.
We're part of an inter-hotel league.
- So, Aunt Pleakley's not a girl, huh? - Nope.
Good thing I had a crush on her for only a week.
Really? You know how we kids are.
Our crushes are over instantly.
Like your crush on me.
- I'll bet it's already over, right? - Me? That crush was over by dessert.
'Cause that's how we kids are.
- Gantu wears what? - Bunny slippers.
- I saw him walking around in 'em! - Get out! Quiet! Wanna hear about Gantu's secret obsession with karaoke? Pray tell!