Mighty Med (2013) s01e25 Episode Script

Previously on Mighty Med I was ambushed by the annihilator.
I'll restore your powers if it's the last thing I do.
Skylar, I'm gonna make it the first thing I do.
- I'm actually a bad guy.
- What? Alan, you can't publish that.
It reveals every last secret about Mighty Med.
No one has any use for the dyad of nebulon, other than catastrophe, the most powerful villain ever to terrorize the galaxy.
He was defeated years ago, split into two separate beings.
We'll be able to restore the powers that Horace Diaz stole from us.
Hey, solar flare, we're throwing a party Tuesday night, and we'd like to invite you To be the barbecue.
It's just as well.
She always burns everything anyway.
You're throwing a party on Tuesday? I thought you and I were supposed to try out that new superhero-themed restaurant.
Actually, Skylar and I went there yesterday, and I do not recommend the chili.
Goes through you faster than a speeding bullet.
So what's the party for anyway? It's for Skylar.
Yeah, I was bummed that it's been a year since the annihilator stole all my powers So I said, instead of focusing on the negative, let's do a party to celebrate the anniversary And I said, ooh, fun! Let me plan it, 'cause the only thing better than parties is planning parties.
And having powers.
Now I'm sad again.
No, don't be sad.
Go hand out invitations.
Ooh, fun! You okay? You seem a little upset.
I am a little upset.
Thanks for noticing.
I was beginning to think no one around here cares at all about how I feel.
Actually, I was talking to Kaz.
You people disgust me.
I can't believe you're throwing Skylar a party.
You didn't even invite me.
You've never thrown me a party.
Skylar has your invitation, You're not stranded on an alien planet with no powers, I don't dream about you hugging me.
Well, I'm certainly not gonna hug you now.
Lately, you've been spending more and more time with Skylar.
You're supposed to be my best friend, not hers.
What, I can't do things with other people? And it's not my fault I've made other friends this year and you haven't.
I have made plenty of other friends.
Like who? Like, uh Like Philip.
That's so nice.
I always liked you, too.
No, I was talking about that Philip.
You people disgust me! Oh, that reminds me.
Hey, Philip.
I was hoping you can come to Skylar's party, but don't tell Simon.
He's not invited, okay? He's such a little tag-along.
Oh, ha! Hey, Simon.
This is awkward.
I heard you're having a party.
Is it for Alan? No.
It's for Skylar.
I'm your boss, and now, it's also for Alan.
His birthday's on Thursday, and I haven't planned anything yet, because I'm lazy and self-absorbed.
I barely wanted Alan as a guest, and now he's a guest of honor? Exactly! But we have to keep the party a secret from him.
I want him to be surprised.
Also, I love secrets.
So it's Skylar's birthday, too? No, it's the one-year anniversary of her coming to Mighty Med.
Actually, did you know they have a greeting card for that at the hospital gift shop? That's so nice of you to lift her spirits before the tragic and permanent loss of her powers.
What are you talking about? When superheroes from Skylar's planet are without their powers for a year, their molecular structure changes, and it becomes impossible to ever restore their powers.
What? That's terrible.
It is.
On the plus side, we'll be able to kick her out of the hospital.
How is that the plus side? Oh, we'll save a fortune.
You wouldn't believe how much she eats.
It's crazy! Horace, we have to find a cure for Skylar before she loses her powers forever.
I know.
If she becomes a normo permanently, you guys will hang out even more.
Hello, skyliver, good-bye, kazver.
Horace, you cannot tell Skylar about this.
She'll totally freak.
I won't tell her because I love secrets.
For example, lizard man still doesn't know that I kicked him off the bowling team.
Oh, lizard man.
Bowling's rained out again.
Even for a lizard, he's a terrible bowler.
Clyde, I think I found the answer to all of our problems.
A toothbrush that gets into those hard-to-reach places? I wish, but no.
It's a comic book all about Mighty Med.
How did this get here? Remember that kid Alan with the cool sweater vest who tried to sell us this comic book, but I said no in Russian, Chinese, Swahili and sign language? You have to be more specific.
His name is Alan Diaz, and according to this storyline, he seems to be the nephew of our most hated Nemesis, Horace Diaz.
Aha! So the sweater-vested fellow who drew this could be very useful to us.
Yes.
Not only can he help us find Mighty Med and get the other half of the dyad of nebulon, but he can draw some fancy portraits of us to replace the ones that you did.
Well, I'm sorry.
I can only draw cats.
How are we gonna find this kid? Wait.
I have an idea.
Hey, Gus.
Remember that Alan kid whose comic book we asked you to read? - Wears the cool sweater vest? - That's the one.
Well, we wanna publish his comic book, and we were wondering if you had a way to get in touch with him.
I can bring him to you.
But that would come with a price.
I want my pick of any collectible in the store, - for free.
- Fine.
And I want your left shoe and his right shoe.
Fine.
Thanks.
I gotta run.
When are you bringing Alan to us? I can't talk.
I gotta run.
I'm in the middle of a marathon right now.
I was just taking a breather.
Wish me luck.
We can't just rely on Horace to come up with a cure for Skylar.
We have to come up with one, too.
But we'll need a DNA sample from her.
You know, I've known you my whole life, and you've never once asked me for a DNA sample.
I had to force you to take mine.
I am not going to clone you, so just drop it.
Wait.
Hair follicles contain DNA.
We just need to pull out one of Skylar's hairs without her knowing.
Skylar, your hair's not flowing down in easy-to-grab bunches for the very first time ever.
Awesome.
Thanks.
I'm trying something new for the party.
I saw a normo woman in a beauty salon with this hair style, so it must be beautiful.
We can get a saliva sample.
Hey, Skylar.
What you got in your mouth? Just a piece of diarrhea.
Oh, right.
I forgot.
Diarrhea is the word for candy on your planet.
Can I see it? What are you doing? Oh, right.
On our planet, if you're gonna eat diarrhea, you make sure to bring enough for everyone.
All right, this better be good, because you guys interrupted my intense cardio training program That I was dreaming about during my afternoon nap.
Speaking of dreams, guess whose dream's about to come true.
Mine, because I just wished on an eyelash and blew it off my finger.
Also, we wanna buy your comic book.
Really?! That's incredible! Yes.
We want you to write 50 more issues giving us every detail about the cool and totally make-believe world of Mighty Med that you totally invented.
- Like how to get in.
- How to get out.
What time the guards get off duty.
I have so many things I could tell you, like not so fast.
I'm Alan's agent.
You are? Yes.
And from now on, let me do the talking.
Your voice is very annoying.
So before I hear your offer for my client's comic books, let's start with this.
There's nothing written on here.
I know.
I just wanted to get rid of that piece of paper.
Now, for the sale of his comics, my client will settle for no less than a billion dollars.
We'll give you 100.
I'll take it.
Sorry.
We just got another offer.
- From who? - From me.
This comic sounds like it could be worth billions.
- Here's my offer.
- Deal.
But there's nothing written on there.
I know.
I just really needed a piece of paper.
Slow down.
As your agent, ten percent of that is mine.
Okay, so I isolated Skylar's chromosomes in the centrifuge, and interlaced regenerative tissue from heroes with comparable superpowers.
You think that might work? To be honest, the only words I understood were "Skylar," "heroes," and "superpowers.
" Hey, Skylar, lookin' Boys, relax.
That's not actually Skylar.
I created a holographic simulation of Skylar to run tests on her.
Wow! Looks exactly like her.
Her face, legs, her hair.
Dude, stop flirtin' with hologram Skylar.
I'm just glad the real Skylar's arms didn't explode.
Of course not.
That won't happen till Tuesday.
What? I have terrible news.
I accelerated the timeline on the simulation, and discovered that not only will Skylar lose her powers forever, but on Tuesday, her limbs will explode, and she'll die.
So if Skylar doesn't get her powers back, she'll die on Tuesday? No, no, her arms will explode on Tuesday.
She'll die on Thursday.
I've done everything I can.
All we can do now is make her comfortable.
So give her these.
It will be like wearing a hug on her feet Till her feet explode, which will also happen on Tuesday.
Wait.
Okay, we have a possible cure.
Right.
Horace, can you run the simulation with this serum? Maybe it'll work.
If it makes you feel any better, that was already gonna happen on Wednesday.
Okay, we have until midnight to find a way to get Skylar's powers back or she'll explode.
What have we come up with so far? Ways to get Skylar's powers back.
Number one.
And then a doodle of a guy peeking over a fence.
Wait.
Whenever the annihilator steals a superhero's powers, he keeps 'em as a trophy.
If we can find his lair, we can break in and steal back Skylar's powers.
But the location of the annihilator's lair is one of the biggest secrets in the superhero world.
That, and the fact that the crusher dyes his hair.
That guy has been 29 for, like, ten years.
Dude, you're not foolin' anyone.
Before experion was working for the annihilator, he and Skylar were good friends.
Maybe we can talk him into helping us.
Oliver, experion is locked up in mighty Max prison, remember? There was a fight in the dark.
I did cartwheels, you wore a wig, and dressed up in Skylar's costume.
Stop bringing that up.
Fine, but I'm keeping this picture as my phone's wallpaper.
Time is running out, Kaz.
We have to go to mighty Max prison right now.
Skylar.
If she finds out about this, she'll want to battle the annihilator and she'll get hurt, so just say nothing.
Hey, guys, what's up? Nothing! I have a question.
I'm creating a signature drink for my party.
Does ranch dressing go with ginger ale? Come on, Skylar.
Ranch dressing goes with everything.
Great.
Thanks for your help.
Oh, you're welcome.
It's so nice to finally have someone appreciate me.
Actually, I was talking to Kaz and Oliver.
You people disgust me! Anyway, see ya later, Skylar.
Where are you guys going? Nothing.
So what do you think of my comic book? This is going to be the next big thing That I throw into this trash can.
What?! You're fired, and you can have your ten percent back.
Anyways, I gotta bounce.
Well, wait, what am I supposed to do? Seriously, I gotta bounce.
I'm in the middle of a bounce-a-thon right now.
Wish me luck.
I just thought of a way to manipulate Alan to bringing us the other half of the dyad.
Same way I manipulate you into doing the dishes every night.
I thought I liked doing the dishes.
No, you hate it.
It gives you dishpan hands, which look lovely, by the way.
- You should do more dishes.
- Thank you, I will.
Alan, about your comic book.
Look, we know it's not made up, and we know your Uncle Horace is the head of Mighty Med.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's okay.
We're With the league of heroes, and we're recruiting you.
Here are our invisible badges.
Okay, story checks out.
Anyway, we think you could be the greatest superhero of all time.
I knew I was meant for greatness, despite what my Uncle Horace thinks.
All that dreaming about doing exercise will finally pay off.
Yes.
Now all we need is your Uncle's half of this, the dyad of nebulon, which combined with our half will give you endless powers.
Wait.
Why wouldn't my Uncle Horace have told me about this? He's keeping it a secret.
He's jealous of you fulfilling your destiny.
I don't believe you.
My Uncle Horace would never hide something that important from me.
Never! Great.
Now what? If he tells his Uncle that we work at the domain, Diaz is gonna come after us.
We need to get outta town.
I hear the poconos are nice.
No! I refuse to hide, or take a lovely three-day weekend getaway.
Let him come.
We will defeat him and dine on fresh Horace D'oeuvres! Horace d'oeuvres? Really? Yeah, I'd like to see you come up with Horace Diaz-related wordplay.
Fine.
Horace Race Diaz.
Horace Radish Diaz okay.
Fine, you're right.
I'm sorry.
Mighty Max prison holds the most dangerous villains in the universe.
Why are there no bars and cells? Cool! Dude, I sound good.
Would you knock it off? I am trying to Oh, it's you two.
Experion, how's mighty Max treating you? Oh, great.
Let me give you a tour.
This is it.
I never leave this room.
We heard megahertz is your cellmate.
Where is he? In solitary confinement.
He broke a guard's name tag.
That doesn't seem that bad.
On my planet, name tag means pelvis.
So how's Skylar doing? Oh, you mean, since you tried to capture her and bring her to the annihilator? Yeah, I feel bad about that.
I even tried writing her an apology note and all I could come up with was, "dear Skylar," and a picture of a guy looking over a fence.
It's a go-to doodle.
Hey, you know, if you really wanna make it up to Skylar, you can help us out.
Look, at midnight tonight, her arms will explode, and by Thursday, she'll die.
Our only chance is to get her powers back from the annihilator.
Can you please tell us how to find him? All right, I'll tell you.
But Only to help Skylar.
Now the annihilator keeps her powers in his lair, up on a shelf, like you would a trophy or a vase, or a ceramic elephant I understand what shelves are for.
We're in a rush here.
Where's his lair? You know that old abandoned slaughterhouse? - Yeah.
- It's about four blocks east of that, in a pretty nice part of town.
Underground, in a dark, scary sewer.
The annihilator leaves his lair every day between 2:00 and 4:00.
He likes to annihilate after lunch.
The only way in is through a system of retina scanners.
The only other person who's authorized to enter is me.
Great.
So there's no way we can get in.
Not unless we had one of your eyeballs but obviously, that's never going to What? You guys can't grow new eyeballs? Normos.
Skylar, how are things going? Any aches, any pains? Have you been feeling a tad explode-y lately? No.
Why do you ask? Just making chitchat.
By the way, I've ordered balloons for Alan's surprise party.
It's my party, not Alan's.
And Alan hates balloons.
He hates all things that pop.
Balloons, corn, weasels.
Fine.
I wanted them.
I love balloons.
Is that a crime? If so, lock me up in balloon jail.
I'd love it there.
Horace, why don't you just tell Alan about this whole thing, and he can decide what he wants.
Look, I know what's best for Alan, and that includes keeping this a secret.
He cannot know anything about this.
So it's true? You are keeping secrets from me.
Alan! How much have you heard? Enough.
And you'll pay dearly for this.
Dearly! False alarm.
Just balloons.
Ew, ew, ew.
Ew, ew, ew.
What do I do with this thing now? Just put it in the eyeball recycling bin.
Look.
It's all the superheroes' powers the annihilator has stolen.
Yeah.
And their weapons.
Oh, look! It's absolute zero's freeze ray.
Oh, no big deal.
My mom defrosts fish all the time.
There's Skylar's powers.
Let's grab it and go.
Whoa! I didn't know superpowers were so heavy.
Oh, no.
The annihilator's coming.
You don't know that.
Maybe it's just someone picking up the eyeball recycling.
I guess the eyeball recycling guy comes on wednesdays.
It's the annihilator.
They don't draw him nearly scary enough.
Who are you? What are you doing here? We're with the eyeball recycling department.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
There seems to be a nose and a couple of lips in here.
Usually, we have to write you up, but we'll let you off with a warning.
We should be going.
Who should I finish off first? Kaz, help.
He's absorbing the power.
And loading it into his power Cannon.
Very clever.
But there's no way out of here.
You can't hide from me.
We need a new plan to get the dyad.
I got it, but I need an eyelash.
Ow! I wish a solution would just walk through that door.
That won't work.
You need to wish on your own eyelash.
I apologize.
I was mistaken.
- Alan.
- You were right about my Uncle.
I thought I could trust him, but he betrayed me.
So I decided to take matters into my own hands.
Took the dyad into my own hands, which I will now place into your own hands.
I'm beside myself with excitement.
No, you're beside me with excitement.
Well, you look just like me, so I feel like I'm beside myself.
I'll prove to my Uncle Horace he was wrong to not believe in me.
Now, let's combine the two halves of the dyad, and make me the most powerful being ever.
And I will never, ever be betrayed again.
Um slight change in plans.
Wow, this is not at all what I thought would happen.
Your Uncle split us into the two pathetic creatures you see before you, but now, with both halves of this dyad, we can restore ourselves to our true form the supervillain catastrophe.
And the first target of our supervillainy will be Mighty Med.
And then, that deep dish pizza place.
Yeah, because that's not pizza.
It's a casserole! Now tell us where Mighty Med is.
You'll never get that information out of me.
Imagine this is your head.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Dash 0477.
The access to Mighty Med is through the janitor's closet in the E.
R.
of memorial hospital.
Yeah, thank you very kindly for that.
Now, why don't you go ahead and make yourself at home.
That is, if you're gagged and tied up when you're at home.
Let's go.
Wow, we were this close to being annihilated.
But at least, now we can save Skylar's life.
You've never risked your life to save mine.
Oh, really? I entered your nightmare to help you defeat megahertz.
I battled a fire demon from the lower dimension and I rescued you from a rampaging smoke monster who tried to possess your soul.
Yeah, but that was, like, weeks ago.
Okay, now that the time pressure is off, I can give Skylar her powers later when we're alone.
We're alone right now.
When she and I are alone.
Oh.
This better work, because I do not want Skylar to explode.
Then you'll get all sad, and I'll get even less attention.
- There you are.
- Nothing.
Which outfit do you think I should wear to the party? The one I have on, or this one? I don't see any difference.
They couldn't be more different.
This one has sleeves, and this one doesn't.
Well, I like the one with sleeves, because you have arms.
At least until midnight.
I can't find my phone.
Where is it? Can't breathe, can't breathe.
Must have access to Internet at all times.
This is a disaster! This is not a disaster.
Skylar exploding would've been a disaster.
It's gotta be here.
I'm sure we'll find it.
- We better, because it has the only copy of that picture of you dressed as Skylar.
Well, we've looked everywhere.
I guess it's gone.
Where could it be? Where did you get that phone? I used my magnetic powers to take it out of Kaz' pocket when he came to visit.
He came to visit you and not me? What the heck?! I met him first.
I tried to destroy him months before you did.
Well, you can do it in a few minutes, because the force field locking us in here is computer-generated, and I can deactivate it using a decryption algorithm I designed.
Let's get outta here.
Let's go to Mighty Med and I can finally finish off Skylar storm.
Right.
But first, can I borrow the phone? I wanna take a selfie of me doing this.
Do me a favor and send me a copy of that.
My email is magnetdude@caldera.
Outerspace.
Where is everybody? The only people here are you guys and bubble man, and he said he's just popping in and out.
Trust me.
It's gonna be great.
And I have an incredible gift for you.
This will be a night to remember.
According to Alan, Mighty Med is just on the other side of this wall.
When we're finished in there, it's gonna be a Horace-fic Diaz-ster.
You know what? I actually like that one.
Thank you.
Now, to restore ourselves to our true villainous form.
It's 9:00 this party is a total bomb.
Guys, it's just an expression.
Nobody's gonna blow up.
At least, not for three hours.
Skylar, I'm sure more guests will be here any second.
I am catastrophe.
I have returned for my revenge.
Where is Horace Diaz? We've gotta do something.
Experion? After he tried to kill me, I specifically put him on the "do not invite" list.
And megahertz? How did you guys get out of mighty Max? I borrowed your phone.
Oh, by the way, I used up your entire data plan.
Good news.
My wife made spinach dip in a bread bowl.
Geez.
Kaz, I need to get Skylar to the rec room.
If I can get her her powers, she can help defeat the villains.
Fine.
But hurry back.
Also, if you ever throw a party for me, fewer villains and more ranch dressing.
Oliver, what's going on, and why are there so many villains at Mighty Med? No time to explain.
But I have something for you that might help.
Your powers.
My powers? Oliver, this is incredible.
How did you when? I promised you the first day I met you that I'd get your powers back.
So happy anniversary.
Wow.
Who knew powers were so light? Oliver, I can't tell you how much this means to me.
The annihilator? Skylar storm.
Just to be clear, I did not invite him.
Skylar storm.
I finally found you, thanks to your friend here.
I always equip my trophies with a tracking device.
Oops.
For the past year, I thought of nothing but how I'd get my revenge against you.
You're gonna regret coming here.
Stop.
You're going to annihilate her! That's the idea, genius.
Wallace? Clyde? Hello! I'm here to pick out my free collectible.
Have it, have it, had it, ate it.
Help! Alan? What are you doing in here? Cool sweater vest.
Thank goodness you came by.
This store seriously has no customers.
You have to help me.
The fate of the world is at stake.
I'd love to stay and listen to your little story, but I gotta take off.
Help me untie my legs.
Seriously, I gotta take off.
I'm in the middle of a hot air balloon race right now.
Wish me luck.
Owl girl.
Experion is controlling the security bots.
You gotta take 'em out.
Kaz, there's a supervillain coming here to destroy my Uncle Horace.
Oh, are we havin' a party? Bubble man isn't here, is he? I hate things that pop.
Never mind that.
We're under attack.
Kaz, Skylar is in huge trouble battling the annihilator in the rec room.
The villains are too powerful.
We have to disable their powers somehow.
Hold on.
In the very first issue of league of heroes, the star of galtrax burst into a supernova.
And everyone caught in the path of the positronic pulse lost their powers for a few minutes.
That's a very interesting fact if this was a comic book podcast.
Unfortunately, we don't have our own positronic star.
Oh, wait.
We totally do.
Exactly.
It's in the floor.
We just need to supercharge it.
Alan, can you open the positronic reactor? What's in it for me? Uh, I don't know.
Staying alive! Catastrophe.
I heard you were looking for me.
Don't even think about it.
Uncle Horace! Kneel, Diaz.
Bow down before catastrophe.
Never! Alan, if I don't make it, just remember, I love Yes, Uncle Horace? I love Bridges.
It's time to make the supernova.
Alan, open the reactor.
Hey, Leslie.
Yeah, remember me? I'm that guy that called you Leslie once before.
Oliver, now! My powers aren't working! It's the positronic reactor.
Temporarily disabled everyone's powers.
Alan, we only have a few minutes.
You have to get the dyad from catastrophe.
We'll go help Skylar before the annihilator gets his powers back.
Hey! Leave him alone! Or what? You just a little boy in a sweater.
It's a sweater vest! You tricked me.
- It wasn't a trick.
- It wasn't? It was a test.
And you just proved that you're the rightful heir - to the dyad.
- I am? Yes.
Use the dyad on yourself, and with our help, you could become the most powerful being in the universe.
Maybe to thank us, you could give us a continent to rule.
- Yeah, is it a country or a continent? - I know! Alan, destroy the dyad.
Throw it into the reactor.
Alan, with this dyad, you'll be feared by men.
- Loved by women.
- Ignored by cats.
Because you know how cats are.
- Do it, Alan.
- Claim your destiny.
Nah.
Seems like too much work.
Skylar storm.
You can't hide from me.
I'm right behind you.
- No! - What?! Finally.
That guy was a huge pain in the neck.
Literally.
He kicked me in the neck, like, five times.
I'm so glad you're okay.
Oliver, you got my powers back, and you tried to defend me from the annihilator.
You're incredible.
I don't know how to thank you.
Yes! Cheek.
Exactly what I risked my life for.
And thank you, too, Kaz.
Hey, uh, nice job with the supernova idea? - Yeah.
- And nice work getting megahertz to hurl the ball of electricity.
- Yeah.
Only you and I - Could've figured that out.
Hey, that's why we don't have girlfriends? Are best friends.
Bring it in.
Why did my head just explode? Nothing.
- Horace, are you okay? - Not really.
This ranch dressing and ginger ale is terrible.
Alan, you saved my life.
Thank you.
But why did you take my half of the dyad? They said you betrayed me.
They said the dyad would make me a superhero.
But they used it to make themselves a supervillain.
What?! Wallace and Clyde were catastrophe? They never gave back the right change.
- How would you know? - You never bought anything.
Alan, I would never betray you.
And just so you know, you don't need the dyad of nebulon to be super powerful.
You already are.
Oh, and Happy Birthday! I made you something.
You're gonna love it.
It's not another model of a bridge made of other models of Bridges, is it? Never mind.
Speaking of presents, you still haven't opened yours yet.
That's from the both of us, by the way.
I can't believe it.
I'm finally gonna get my powers back.
It worked! I can fly! And I can create space portals again.
I just zipped home to caldera and brought some good old-fashioned diarrhea.
Fine.
More diarrhea for me.
Amazing.
I've never seen such a complete restoration of powers.
Skylar, I need to run some tests on you.
You're not going to be running anything anymore.
Mighty Med belongs to the annihilator now.
You tampered with her powers? When? During our battle in the hospital.
Now she's evil, and under my command.
There's a storm coming.
Skylar storm.