The Atom Ant Show (1965) s01e25 Episode Script
Killer Diller Gorilla
1
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might
his speed, his fight,he's Atom Ant.
That tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant!
[theme music]
[thud]
booosh
clank clank clang
boom
[theme music]
(male narrator)Here we areat the home of Atom Ant
world's mightiest insect.
Let's pay him a visitin his underground living room
shall we?
Well, we will
whether you want to or not.
Up, down, up, down, up, down
up and..
thud
So much for my morning workout.
Now, to check
my worldwide scanner scope
for possible trouble spots.
[buzzing]
Come in, India.
Everything okay in Bombay.
Come in, London.
Everything alrighty in Blighty.
Come in, China.
Everything all ring-a-ding
in Chongqing.
Come in, New York.
H-e-l-p!
Uh-oh, trouble
in the downtown area.
Let's see if I can zero in
on the problem.
[growling]
'Bouncing Bugsby!'
'The mighty King Kong
has gone ape.'
This looks like a job
for a super ant.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
whoosh
[rumbling]
Meanwhile, back in New York
King Kong continueshis destructive rampage.
[screaming]
[growling]
swoosh
Even the air force'smightiest jets are powerless
against the huge beast.
bang bang
[growling]
thud
crash
[all screaming]
[groaning]
[growling]
[creaking]
Elmer, come back here.
Help!
Uh-oh.
whoosh
whoosh
My baby.
Like I always say
"A boy's best friend
is his ant."
[chuckles]
[splashing]
[laughing]
Suffering sea serpents,
it's King Kong.
- 'A tidal wave!'
- 'All hands on deck!'
[chuckles]
That looney baboon sure leaves
an easy trail to follow.
There he is now.
pow
whoosh
whoosh
Now, to make a monkey
out of that ape.
[growling]
[thud]
crash
[whirring]
pop
Excuse me, fellas.
[speaking in foreign language]
Atom Ant!
thud
I sure have a yen
to get back to New York.
[instrumental music]
slurp
Uh-oh, looks like
I made it back just in time.
slurrp
Take that,
you hairy house wrecker.
whoosh
(all)
That's Atom Ant!
[roars]
smash
What a crazy watch fob
this tooth would make.
[chuckles]
[woman screaming]
[people screaming]
smash
That's what I call
getting a bust in the mouth.
[chuckles]
[growling]
Uh-oh.
swish
swish
[dramatic music]
[chuckles]
bam
[pounding]
thwack
clang
[train chugging]
whoosh
Okay, King Kong,
prepare to get crowned.
[growling]
bam
This little piggy
went to market
and this little piggy
should have stayed home.
crash
Now you're on the right track.
[chuckles]
Drop around again sometime
it's been a real ball.
whoosh
And you'd better believe it.
smack
[Atom Ant chuckles]
splash
And so endsanother typical humdrum day
in the life of..
Up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
whoosh
[theme music]
Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant!
His strength, his might
he's speed, he's fight
he's Atom Ant.That tiny ant
and his atomicpower has what it takes
and always makesthe vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant!
[theme music]
[thud]
boosh
ka-boom
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might
his speed, his fight,he's Atom Ant.
That tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant!
[theme music]
[thud]
booosh
clank clank clang
boom
[theme music]
(male narrator)Here we areat the home of Atom Ant
world's mightiest insect.
Let's pay him a visitin his underground living room
shall we?
Well, we will
whether you want to or not.
Up, down, up, down, up, down
up and..
thud
So much for my morning workout.
Now, to check
my worldwide scanner scope
for possible trouble spots.
[buzzing]
Come in, India.
Everything okay in Bombay.
Come in, London.
Everything alrighty in Blighty.
Come in, China.
Everything all ring-a-ding
in Chongqing.
Come in, New York.
H-e-l-p!
Uh-oh, trouble
in the downtown area.
Let's see if I can zero in
on the problem.
[growling]
'Bouncing Bugsby!'
'The mighty King Kong
has gone ape.'
This looks like a job
for a super ant.
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
whoosh
[rumbling]
Meanwhile, back in New York
King Kong continueshis destructive rampage.
[screaming]
[growling]
swoosh
Even the air force'smightiest jets are powerless
against the huge beast.
bang bang
[growling]
thud
crash
[all screaming]
[groaning]
[growling]
[creaking]
Elmer, come back here.
Help!
Uh-oh.
whoosh
whoosh
My baby.
Like I always say
"A boy's best friend
is his ant."
[chuckles]
[splashing]
[laughing]
Suffering sea serpents,
it's King Kong.
- 'A tidal wave!'
- 'All hands on deck!'
[chuckles]
That looney baboon sure leaves
an easy trail to follow.
There he is now.
pow
whoosh
whoosh
Now, to make a monkey
out of that ape.
[growling]
[thud]
crash
[whirring]
pop
Excuse me, fellas.
[speaking in foreign language]
Atom Ant!
thud
I sure have a yen
to get back to New York.
[instrumental music]
slurp
Uh-oh, looks like
I made it back just in time.
slurrp
Take that,
you hairy house wrecker.
whoosh
(all)
That's Atom Ant!
[roars]
smash
What a crazy watch fob
this tooth would make.
[chuckles]
[woman screaming]
[people screaming]
smash
That's what I call
getting a bust in the mouth.
[chuckles]
[growling]
Uh-oh.
swish
swish
[dramatic music]
[chuckles]
bam
[pounding]
thwack
clang
[train chugging]
whoosh
Okay, King Kong,
prepare to get crowned.
[growling]
bam
This little piggy
went to market
and this little piggy
should have stayed home.
crash
Now you're on the right track.
[chuckles]
Drop around again sometime
it's been a real ball.
whoosh
And you'd better believe it.
smack
[Atom Ant chuckles]
splash
And so endsanother typical humdrum day
in the life of..
Up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
whoosh
[theme music]
Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant!
His strength, his might
he's speed, he's fight
he's Atom Ant.That tiny ant
and his atomicpower has what it takes
and always makesthe vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell "Enough!"
When he is up and at 'em,Atom Ant!
[theme music]
[thud]
boosh
ka-boom