Bunnicula (2016) s01e26 Episode Script
Scaraoke
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
MINA: This is to the haters,
I say YOLO
I'm sippin when
I drink hot cocoa
Multimillion dollar meetings
At the disco
You see me shut 'em up
Or I say, "Polo!"
And when you see me,
you'll see I'm perfect
And if you do not see it,
get your eyes checked
You got 98 problems,
but I ain't got one
(MUMBLING) something fun.
We are the future
but we here right now
Supercomputers
Can't boss us around
(ALL SINGING LYRICS)
But we're here at our house
So we skip the bow ♪
ALL: Ooh!
All right, that was some
primo karaoke, ladies.
Five-minute water break
and then it's time
for my solo of
Give Me All Yo Booty.
Oh, I love that song!
Ugh, you would. So over-rated.
This karaoke machine
is so unbelievably awful.
I mean, is this what the kids
are listening to these days?
Life's not all about
dancing around,
being millionaires
with perfect butts!
It's about pain and struggle
and primal fear.
-Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
-Oh, I don't know about that.
-(BEEPING)
-Here, check
this nonsense out.
Girl, You Am A Billionaire.
(READING)
(RETCHING)
(CONTINUES READING)
Oh, my gosh! It's got
The Rotten Awful Blues.
Oh, my gosh! Is it contagious?
No, The Rotten Awful Blues is
the quintessential blues song
about rottenness and
awfulness. It's amazing!
What are you doing, Chester?
I'm just making
a few minor adjustments
-to the karaoke machine.
-(BEEPING)
(LAUGHING)
All right, round two.
Here we go.
(BEEPING)
Hey, something's wrong
with the machine.
Oh, dear!
Nothing will come up
except this song called
The Rotten Awful Blues.
Ugh, it's so slow.
Is that, like, one bpm?
Where's the rap solo?
-(BEEPING)
-I can't change the song.
But I think I can
up the tempo a bit.
Oh, and you can add
another beat track
with the Beat-O-Matic button.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-Wait, what are they doing?
All right, this is sounding
pretty good now.
I might give it a try.
Woke up with the sun
and I fell out of bed
Well, it wasn't much fun,
got a lump on my head
(RETCHES)
I bet Rusty Bones is spinning
in his grave right now.
Tripped on my trombone
and I stepped on a rake
Burned my hand on the stove
and I ruined my cake
I paid my dues
but life keeps kicking me
till I get bruised ♪
(CREAKS)
(SNORING)
(ALARM BELL RINGS)
(MINA GASPS)
Whoa!
(GROANING) Ow!
-(SNIFFING)
-I'm okay!
I'm okay. (CHUCKLES)
Ugh. So, somehow the blanket
got tied around my foot,
then I got a pretty good bump
on my head. (WINCING)
But that's all right.
I know just how to fix it.
Time for
"Ponytail, the Sequel."
DAD: Mina, you're
going to be late for school.
MINA: Sorry, couldn't find
my homework.
I'll just do it again
on the bus.
Whoa!
Nice recovery, Mina.
MINA: I wonder whose
trombone that was.
BOTH: Ooh!
Poor Mina, she's having
a pretty rough day.
Well, the good thing is
it can only go up from here.
CHESTER: Yeah, I guess.
It's not like she's cursed
or anything, right?
Yeah, you're silly.
(CHUCKLING)
MINA: Happy Birthday!
(SING-SONG)
Happy day of birth.
Happy day that
you joined the world.
Happy Birthday!
Mina, what happened
to your hand?
Oh, this? Yeah, the oven
got really hot and burned
my hand a little bit,
but you know, I'm all right.
(TOOTING) Oh, I thought
all the screaming was because
you were excited
that it was my birthday.
Hey, Chester, we're going to
get some of that cake, right?
I wouldn't hold
your breath, dude.
Well, I really want cake
so Imma hold it
just a little bit.
(INHALES)
All right, Dad. Close
your eyes and make a wish.
Eyes are closed and I wish
Uh-uh-uh! Don't tell me what
it is or it won't come true!
DAD: Ah, well,
good point, good point.
Okay, wish made.
(INHALES)
(TOOTING)
Wow! I wished
for superpowers and
Well, I think I got them.
Oh, my gosh.
That's great, Dad!
Only in America.
(SNORING)
(BABBLES,
MIMICKING BLUES SINGER)
Bom-bom bom-bom
(CONTINUES SINGING GIBBERISH)
Bom-bom bom-bom
(MICROPHONE FEEDS BACK)
Bom-bom bom-bom
(GIBBERISH)
Bom-bom bom-bom
All right, all right,
all right.
That's enough of this.
You guys are doing it
totally wrong.
If you want to sing the blues,
you gotta feel it.
-Comprende?
-No, I think it's Saturday.
All right, here we go.
-Blues 101.
-(MUSIC PLAYS)
-Woke up with the sun
-HAROLD: Bom-bom
No, none of that, please.
And I fell out of bed
Well, it wasn't much fun
Got a lump on my head
Hey, weird.
Mina just fell out of bed.
She got a lump this morning.
Come on, Harold, you should
be feeling, not talking.
On my trombone
And then I stepped on a rake
Burned my hand on the stove
-And I ruined my cake ♪
-"And I ruined my cake"?
Oh, my gosh! Oh, no, no, no!
(SOBBING) Please, please, no.
Why is this always happening?
-(BEEPS)
-(SOBBING)
Whoa, Chester, you really
do feel the Blues.
(SOBS)
I guess I just don't get it
though, 'cause I really
don't feel anything.
Well Gassy!
I feel sort of gassy.
No! Don't you fools see?
Every single lyric in
The Rotten Awful Blues
is something that
happened to Mina today!
She's being haunted!
(BABBLING)
Oh, yeah! If Mina already hit
her head and burned her hand
and ruined the cake and stuff,
maybe the haunting's over!
Rusty Bones had
a really hard life.
This is all petty stuff.
But later in the song,
his wife leaves him
at the altar,
he gets arrested for crimes
he didn't commit,
and he gets mauled by a bear!
We just have to hope
this is all a coincidence.
(GASPS)
(STAMMERING) Rusty
Bones!
(SCREAMING)
Oh! Hello, Rusty Bones' ghost!
Hey, I got to say.
Hey, I heard y'all down
here singing my song
on your crazy future machine.
And do you know how
that made me feel?
Super-awesome, am I right?
Yup! You kids are
the bee's knees!
Makes me feel like you
really understand the blues.
(WHIMPERS) You're really
the ghost of Rusty Bones?
On the level.
(SQUEALS)
Oh, my gosh, Rusty Bones!
I can't believe this,
you're my hero! But also
(SCREAMS) You're a ghost!
Now, now, pussycat.
I ain't going to haunt you.
(BABBLES)
Yeah, thanks.
That's super nice of you.
Yup. I only haunt people who
make a mockery of the blues.
Ruin my songs.
Like that creepy
little girl upstairs.
I'm haunting the heck
out of her!
All right, you have
a wonderful evening.
Wait, Mr. Bones, can I ask
you for a small favor?
Anything you want, kitty-cat.
Would you sign
this limited-edition copy
of your first album?
Of course, I would.
Let me get my ghost pen.
Ow! And, uh, while
you're doing that,
could you please not haunt
our friend Mina anymore?
Yeah, I'm sure she didn't
mean to offend you.
I can't help you there.
If I leave that little girl
alone, she's going to grow up
thinking life's all about
people dancing around,
being millionaires
with perfect butts.
And it's not!
It's about pain and
struggle and primal fear.
Everything in The Rotten
Awful Blues happened to me.
And now, I'm gonna
make sure it happens
to your friend, Mina.
(GASPS)
You can't do that to Mina.
(MUTTERS AND SNARLS)
Well, I suppose you
can try to stop me if you
want to, little bunny.
But remember, life's
a big bag of garbage,
waiting to kick your
friend in the face.
Better she learn now.
All right, y'all.
Have a wonderful evening.
Rusty Bones' ghost has
been out there all night.
What's he waiting for?
(LAUGHS)
The lyrics to the
next verse go,
"Well, I managed to survive
A bee sting to the nose.
"But then I tripped
on the beehive
"and I broke all my toes."
BOTH: Oh, no!
He's going to use those
bees to sting Mina.
Bunnicula, you got
to stop him.
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
(BUNNICULA GROWLS)
(BUZZING)
Huh? What's going on out here?
Cool, bees. Oh, wait.
(SCREAMING) Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ooh.
(SCOTT READS)
(MINA COOING)
(BABBLES)
Yeah, what's the next verse?
Ugh. "A bear ate my homework,
Got trapped out in the rain
"And that bear was a big jerk
"'Cause he clawed
out my brain."
Uh, let me guess.
There's a bear behind us.
-(BEAR GROWLS)
-Yup.
Oh, wait. He's going!
(ROARING)
-He's back.
-(BABBLES)
(CHOMPING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(ROARING)
(BABBLING)
(GIGGLING)
(ROARING)
Rusty, you gotta stop this!
No way! That little girl
has confusticated me.
I don't think that's
a real word but technically,
everything "confusticates"
you. And me!
We're blues men!
But Mina, she's like
the opposite of the blues.
Everything you're doing to
her, no matter how horrible,
it's just making her happier.
(GASPS) She's unbreakable!
What? That's impossible.
(GROWLS)
Yeah, thanks, Marcia.
The cast is pretty cool.
What, bad luck?
I don't know about that.
I mean, life's an adventure.
You're right.
That girl is unbreakable.
I hate it so much,
Imma go write a song about it.
In fact, I think I got enough
"confustication" to make
a whole new album.
Hey, bear! Come here.
Oh, hey, hey, Bunnicula, man.
Good fight, good fight.
Uh, you got my number?
Okay, give me a call sometime.
We'll hang, we'll hang.
(BABBLES)
RUSTY:
Well, there once was a girl
BEAR: Bom-bom-bom bom-bom
RUSTY: Just living her life
BEAR: Bom-bom-bom bom-bom
RUSTY: And uh,
Something else Life
BEAR: Bom-bom bom-bom♪
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
MINA: This is to the haters,
I say YOLO
I'm sippin when
I drink hot cocoa
Multimillion dollar meetings
At the disco
You see me shut 'em up
Or I say, "Polo!"
And when you see me,
you'll see I'm perfect
And if you do not see it,
get your eyes checked
You got 98 problems,
but I ain't got one
(MUMBLING) something fun.
We are the future
but we here right now
Supercomputers
Can't boss us around
(ALL SINGING LYRICS)
But we're here at our house
So we skip the bow ♪
ALL: Ooh!
All right, that was some
primo karaoke, ladies.
Five-minute water break
and then it's time
for my solo of
Give Me All Yo Booty.
Oh, I love that song!
Ugh, you would. So over-rated.
This karaoke machine
is so unbelievably awful.
I mean, is this what the kids
are listening to these days?
Life's not all about
dancing around,
being millionaires
with perfect butts!
It's about pain and struggle
and primal fear.
-Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
-Oh, I don't know about that.
-(BEEPING)
-Here, check
this nonsense out.
Girl, You Am A Billionaire.
(READING)
(RETCHING)
(CONTINUES READING)
Oh, my gosh! It's got
The Rotten Awful Blues.
Oh, my gosh! Is it contagious?
No, The Rotten Awful Blues is
the quintessential blues song
about rottenness and
awfulness. It's amazing!
What are you doing, Chester?
I'm just making
a few minor adjustments
-to the karaoke machine.
-(BEEPING)
(LAUGHING)
All right, round two.
Here we go.
(BEEPING)
Hey, something's wrong
with the machine.
Oh, dear!
Nothing will come up
except this song called
The Rotten Awful Blues.
Ugh, it's so slow.
Is that, like, one bpm?
Where's the rap solo?
-(BEEPING)
-I can't change the song.
But I think I can
up the tempo a bit.
Oh, and you can add
another beat track
with the Beat-O-Matic button.
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-Wait, what are they doing?
All right, this is sounding
pretty good now.
I might give it a try.
Woke up with the sun
and I fell out of bed
Well, it wasn't much fun,
got a lump on my head
(RETCHES)
I bet Rusty Bones is spinning
in his grave right now.
Tripped on my trombone
and I stepped on a rake
Burned my hand on the stove
and I ruined my cake
I paid my dues
but life keeps kicking me
till I get bruised ♪
(CREAKS)
(SNORING)
(ALARM BELL RINGS)
(MINA GASPS)
Whoa!
(GROANING) Ow!
-(SNIFFING)
-I'm okay!
I'm okay. (CHUCKLES)
Ugh. So, somehow the blanket
got tied around my foot,
then I got a pretty good bump
on my head. (WINCING)
But that's all right.
I know just how to fix it.
Time for
"Ponytail, the Sequel."
DAD: Mina, you're
going to be late for school.
MINA: Sorry, couldn't find
my homework.
I'll just do it again
on the bus.
Whoa!
Nice recovery, Mina.
MINA: I wonder whose
trombone that was.
BOTH: Ooh!
Poor Mina, she's having
a pretty rough day.
Well, the good thing is
it can only go up from here.
CHESTER: Yeah, I guess.
It's not like she's cursed
or anything, right?
Yeah, you're silly.
(CHUCKLING)
MINA: Happy Birthday!
(SING-SONG)
Happy day of birth.
Happy day that
you joined the world.
Happy Birthday!
Mina, what happened
to your hand?
Oh, this? Yeah, the oven
got really hot and burned
my hand a little bit,
but you know, I'm all right.
(TOOTING) Oh, I thought
all the screaming was because
you were excited
that it was my birthday.
Hey, Chester, we're going to
get some of that cake, right?
I wouldn't hold
your breath, dude.
Well, I really want cake
so Imma hold it
just a little bit.
(INHALES)
All right, Dad. Close
your eyes and make a wish.
Eyes are closed and I wish
Uh-uh-uh! Don't tell me what
it is or it won't come true!
DAD: Ah, well,
good point, good point.
Okay, wish made.
(INHALES)
(TOOTING)
Wow! I wished
for superpowers and
Well, I think I got them.
Oh, my gosh.
That's great, Dad!
Only in America.
(SNORING)
(BABBLES,
MIMICKING BLUES SINGER)
Bom-bom bom-bom
(CONTINUES SINGING GIBBERISH)
Bom-bom bom-bom
(MICROPHONE FEEDS BACK)
Bom-bom bom-bom
(GIBBERISH)
Bom-bom bom-bom
All right, all right,
all right.
That's enough of this.
You guys are doing it
totally wrong.
If you want to sing the blues,
you gotta feel it.
-Comprende?
-No, I think it's Saturday.
All right, here we go.
-Blues 101.
-(MUSIC PLAYS)
-Woke up with the sun
-HAROLD: Bom-bom
No, none of that, please.
And I fell out of bed
Well, it wasn't much fun
Got a lump on my head
Hey, weird.
Mina just fell out of bed.
She got a lump this morning.
Come on, Harold, you should
be feeling, not talking.
On my trombone
And then I stepped on a rake
Burned my hand on the stove
-And I ruined my cake ♪
-"And I ruined my cake"?
Oh, my gosh! Oh, no, no, no!
(SOBBING) Please, please, no.
Why is this always happening?
-(BEEPS)
-(SOBBING)
Whoa, Chester, you really
do feel the Blues.
(SOBS)
I guess I just don't get it
though, 'cause I really
don't feel anything.
Well Gassy!
I feel sort of gassy.
No! Don't you fools see?
Every single lyric in
The Rotten Awful Blues
is something that
happened to Mina today!
She's being haunted!
(BABBLING)
Oh, yeah! If Mina already hit
her head and burned her hand
and ruined the cake and stuff,
maybe the haunting's over!
Rusty Bones had
a really hard life.
This is all petty stuff.
But later in the song,
his wife leaves him
at the altar,
he gets arrested for crimes
he didn't commit,
and he gets mauled by a bear!
We just have to hope
this is all a coincidence.
(GASPS)
(STAMMERING) Rusty
Bones!
(SCREAMING)
Oh! Hello, Rusty Bones' ghost!
Hey, I got to say.
Hey, I heard y'all down
here singing my song
on your crazy future machine.
And do you know how
that made me feel?
Super-awesome, am I right?
Yup! You kids are
the bee's knees!
Makes me feel like you
really understand the blues.
(WHIMPERS) You're really
the ghost of Rusty Bones?
On the level.
(SQUEALS)
Oh, my gosh, Rusty Bones!
I can't believe this,
you're my hero! But also
(SCREAMS) You're a ghost!
Now, now, pussycat.
I ain't going to haunt you.
(BABBLES)
Yeah, thanks.
That's super nice of you.
Yup. I only haunt people who
make a mockery of the blues.
Ruin my songs.
Like that creepy
little girl upstairs.
I'm haunting the heck
out of her!
All right, you have
a wonderful evening.
Wait, Mr. Bones, can I ask
you for a small favor?
Anything you want, kitty-cat.
Would you sign
this limited-edition copy
of your first album?
Of course, I would.
Let me get my ghost pen.
Ow! And, uh, while
you're doing that,
could you please not haunt
our friend Mina anymore?
Yeah, I'm sure she didn't
mean to offend you.
I can't help you there.
If I leave that little girl
alone, she's going to grow up
thinking life's all about
people dancing around,
being millionaires
with perfect butts.
And it's not!
It's about pain and
struggle and primal fear.
Everything in The Rotten
Awful Blues happened to me.
And now, I'm gonna
make sure it happens
to your friend, Mina.
(GASPS)
You can't do that to Mina.
(MUTTERS AND SNARLS)
Well, I suppose you
can try to stop me if you
want to, little bunny.
But remember, life's
a big bag of garbage,
waiting to kick your
friend in the face.
Better she learn now.
All right, y'all.
Have a wonderful evening.
Rusty Bones' ghost has
been out there all night.
What's he waiting for?
(LAUGHS)
The lyrics to the
next verse go,
"Well, I managed to survive
A bee sting to the nose.
"But then I tripped
on the beehive
"and I broke all my toes."
BOTH: Oh, no!
He's going to use those
bees to sting Mina.
Bunnicula, you got
to stop him.
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
(BUNNICULA GROWLS)
(BUZZING)
Huh? What's going on out here?
Cool, bees. Oh, wait.
(SCREAMING) Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ooh.
(SCOTT READS)
(MINA COOING)
(BABBLES)
Yeah, what's the next verse?
Ugh. "A bear ate my homework,
Got trapped out in the rain
"And that bear was a big jerk
"'Cause he clawed
out my brain."
Uh, let me guess.
There's a bear behind us.
-(BEAR GROWLS)
-Yup.
Oh, wait. He's going!
(ROARING)
-He's back.
-(BABBLES)
(CHOMPING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(ROARING)
(BABBLING)
(GIGGLING)
(ROARING)
Rusty, you gotta stop this!
No way! That little girl
has confusticated me.
I don't think that's
a real word but technically,
everything "confusticates"
you. And me!
We're blues men!
But Mina, she's like
the opposite of the blues.
Everything you're doing to
her, no matter how horrible,
it's just making her happier.
(GASPS) She's unbreakable!
What? That's impossible.
(GROWLS)
Yeah, thanks, Marcia.
The cast is pretty cool.
What, bad luck?
I don't know about that.
I mean, life's an adventure.
You're right.
That girl is unbreakable.
I hate it so much,
Imma go write a song about it.
In fact, I think I got enough
"confustication" to make
a whole new album.
Hey, bear! Come here.
Oh, hey, hey, Bunnicula, man.
Good fight, good fight.
Uh, you got my number?
Okay, give me a call sometime.
We'll hang, we'll hang.
(BABBLES)
RUSTY:
Well, there once was a girl
BEAR: Bom-bom-bom bom-bom
RUSTY: Just living her life
BEAR: Bom-bom-bom bom-bom
RUSTY: And uh,
Something else Life
BEAR: Bom-bom bom-bom♪
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)