Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e26 Episode Script
Finder
B-Bye! Wake up, Doctor.
Chef made your favorite comfort food.
Alert! Escaped prisoner in block 3! If they think they can capture me Dr.
Jacques von Hämsterviel, they are Go, go, go! Sometimes it is good to be so very small.
Eat my solar dust you stinking outer space penitentiary rock! I am escaping to Earth! He sure is a cute little fella.
But not as cute as you, Stitch.
We just have to figure out what he can do.
Have you seen my keys? I am so late.
My boss is gonna fire me so hard.
- Did you eat them? - Um, no.
Ugh, I don't have time for this.
Lilo, your experiment's hungry! My keys! What were they doing in the fridge? Wow, he must be able to find things.
I'm gonna name you "Finder.
" I bet Finder's even better at finding stuff than you, Stitch.
Paper clip nail file fourteen cents and a"Jury Duty Summons".
Er that's mine.
Heh.
Face it, Stitch.
Finder was made for finding.
You were made for breaking stuff.
Hey, instead of taking you to show-and-tell again maybe I'll take him! Lousy hyperdrive.
Ever since the warranty ran out Want some help? What do you know about advanced hyperdrive technology? Nothing.
- IncomÃng communÃcatÃon from - Dr.
HämstervÃel, you nÃncompoop! Go ahead.
I have escaped from that stinking prison, no thanks to you.
I am on my way to Earth.
Change the sheets.
I do not want your aquatic aroma to interrupt my slumber.
- I'm busy with repairs and whatnot.
Make 625 do these jobs.
Where is your leadership ability, you miserable excuse for a minion? 625 only makes sandwiches.
Well perhaps you should be helping hÃÂm You are demoted to 625's assistant until further notice! Have a tasty selection ready for me when I arrive! I've always wanted a sandwich prep assistant.
ThÃs Ãs my new cousÃn.
His name is Finder.
You didn't bring your weird dog to do tricks again? Not this time.
Finder can find anything.
Anyone missing something? Well I lost my favorite hula floaty pen at the beach last week and nobody turned it in to the Lost and Found.
He found it! Find my lip gloss my notebook my kitty! Okay Lilo, thank you.
Mertle, you wanted to show us something today? I forgot to bring it.
But that's it behind your back, right? Okay.
This is my doll Shirley.
She's studying to be a real estate agent.
- Could he find my Uncle Jimbo? - Excuse me! I'm showing and telling, here.
Oh, he can find anything.
We really got Mertle good, didn't we? - Who got Mertle good? - Finder and me.
Finder was a better show-and-tell than her boring old doll.
Gloating isn't nice, Lilo.
What's gloating? It's when you're happy about being better than someone but in a mean way.
- Mertle does that all the time.
- You wanna be like Mertle? - No.
Hey, why do you look pretty? - I got a date.
- David? Where're we going? Do I need to change, too? No, because you're staying home with Jumba and Pleakley.
Where are they? I count your cooperation in this matter.
I will help in any way possible.
I can't believe it.
The Grand Councilwoman never calls us unless intergalactic annihilation is just around the corner! What do we do? First step is regaining composure and letting go of me! He found you! What's wrong, Jumba? My miniscule ex-partner, Dr.
Hämsterviel, escaped from prison.
Grand Councilwoman warned us to be on lookout.
Hämsterviel's loose? He could be anywhere.
We should use Finder.
He was built for this job.
Hey? Where're you going? 626's very competitive.
He wants to find Hämsterviel himself.
Well, I don't want Stitch to go alone.
Me and Finder will follow.
She can't go without supervision! Hämsterviel is dangerous! And we're babysitting.
Good point.
Older sister's wrath is even more dangerous than Hämsterviel.
What's wrong with him? He says 626 is choosing wrong way.
Uh hmm we'll follow Finder.
Stupid planet with annoying abundance of foliage! I think Finder's got a scent! So you don't have anything that does trÃcks? Well, you could teach a puppy to do tricks! Who has time for that? I need one with tricks already installed The monkeys on this planet will tremble before my genius! And when I have conquered this watery rock I will do away with its useless and pointy woodlands! Ugh, never in my life have l - A talking gerbil! - I am not a gerbil! And what are you staring at, you multiple-eyed biped? Have you never before seen a criminal genius? Ugh! Unhand me or I will have you and all members of your family cruelly disintegrated! Wait'll I take hÃm to Show and Tell! LÃlo's gonna be green wÃth envy when she sees you.
Release me now or you will face the wrath of Dr.
Jacques von Hämsterviel, you orange crested savage! You're cranky.
Here, have some gerbil pellets.
I am not a gerbil! I am Mmm apple.
I think I'll name you Milton.
I'll buy you some more gerbil stuff.
Now is my chance to escape! This is Mertle's house.
Could Finder make a mistake? Is unusual, but possible.
Well, there's one way to find out.
What're you doing here? I was just wondering if you had seen anything weird? Besides you? More like an evil genius rodent.
Oh, right.
Please go away, Count Freakula.
Guess Finder made a mistake.
We better keep looking.
Must escape before It's okay, you're still the best tracker on the island.
- Barbarians at every turn.
- Hey! How'd you get out of your cage? I better lock it this time.
- Water logged.
- Hi, Milton.
I bought you a playpen.
With a little slide and everything! What are you doing? Release me you insufferable Isn't that fun? - Wanna do it again? - No! I don't want That was somewhat enjoyable.
Perhaps, uh once more.
Mom! Yes, hon? Can I have a glass of water? I have told you a million times to close your window.
And take that gerbil off the bed! I am not a gerbil, you hideous masked matriarch! What're you doing in there? Using my vast scientific knowledge to construct a shoulder plasma cannon.
Now release me.
I will ask only once.
Very funny.
I doubt you could make a plasma-whatever out of Eat plasma cocktail, you fluffy savage! What is going on here? Lilo's dog tried to steal Milton so he blasted him with his homemade pasta cannon.
Plasma cannon! It is ruined.
I'm calling animal control to pick up this dog! No sÃgn of hÃm? No, not even with my tracking experiment.
This means I'll need to take more drastic measures.
I don't understand it.
Experiment 458 should have found Hämsterviel easily.
Lilo, phone call for you from the animal shelter! No, no, no, no You're slicing 'em too thick! It must fit in your mouth.
Well, my mouth smaller than your grotesque maw.
Now, lay some mustard on me, baby! IncomÃng communÃcatÃon from Grand CouncÃlwoman of the GalactÃc FederatÃon.
Gantu.
I have an offer for you.
It could mean reinstatement of your Captain's rank.
- I'll do it! - You don't know what it is yet.
I don't care.
Lay some mustard on me, baby! I mean Ma'am.
Terribly sorry.
Please, go ahead.
It's about the escaped Dr.
Hämsterviel.
I know you are associated with him.
But if you capture him and turn him over to us all will be forgiven.
Stitch? Stitch, what were you doing at Mertle's? Hämsterviel.
You were trying to find Hämsterviel without us? But why? Oh 'cause you wanted to find him before Finder did.
I guess I kinda made you feel inferior, huh? Stitch, you're number one at so many things.
You shouldn't be upset if you aren't number one at everything.
Okay, okay.
Besides, Finder made a mistake.
Hämsterviel's not at Mertle's.
And I'm sort of the leader of these girls, but sometimes I think they don't even like me.
- Ah! That is your first mistake.
Your minions shouldn't like you.
They only need to fear you! Huh! I never thought about it that way.
- Now what? - Doctor HämstervÃel! I am here to apprehend you on orders of the GalactÃc FederatÃon.
Slow down.
I can't keep up.
We have to hurry, before Gantu! He took Hämsterviel! And he took Mertle, too! If Gantu engages hyperdrive, all is lost.
Now what do we do? Finder can fly? Ah, yes.
I had almost forgotten.
Was last minute addition in order to ensure optimal tracking abilities.
This looks familiar.
I cannot believe this aquatic excuse for a captain He has turned on me! It's like you said: Where's the loyalty? Gantu is a disgrace.
You, a mere child of a primate peoples could do his job a hundred no, a thousand times better.
I could? Believe me, you could.
Perhaps when you have completed your education you could work for me.
WarnÃng: Ãllegal genetÃc experÃment on hull.
It's always something.
Hey! Cut it out, will ya? I'm prone to vertigo! - Computer, open window.
- WÃndow openÃng.
- Hey what're you hey! - Get out! And don't come back till you knock off that trog! Wait! All right, take it easy.
We're family! Remember? "Ohana" means "family", and "family" means Show off! WarnÃng: Hull breach.
Crash Ãs ÃmmÃnent.
Now, I can't deliver Hämsterviel to the Councilwoman! No need to worry.
I came to you.
Guards! I fulfilled my part.
I caught Hämsterviel.
Where is my reward? - I suppose you do - Where's Mertle? What is a "Mertle"? She's a little girl, like me.
Gantu grabbed her when he took Hämsterviel.
Is this true? Well I'm not sure.
I haven't really looked.
I It's possible.
So you put an innocent girl in danger.
You always did have a problem with ethics.
My offer is therefore rescinded.
Let me go, you oddly shaped head woman with backwards legs! The Galactic Federation thanks you for your help.
Yeah.
I only wish I knew what happened to Stitch! Experiment 626.
If anyone deserves a reward for finding Hämsterviel, it is you.
Finder did it.
Yes, Experiment 458 managed to track Dr.
Hämsterviel but without your courage he'd not have been apprehended.
It's good of you to share the credit.
What'd you do with Milton? Where's my talking gerbil? Excuse me, Miss Grand Councilwoman.
I have a favor to ask.
And when I escaped, I said, "Eat my solar dust you stinking outer space penitentiary rock!" Good boy.
- A talking gerbil.
- Cool.
It's good to let other people have the limelight sometimes isn't it? I wonder how Finder likes his new home?
Chef made your favorite comfort food.
Alert! Escaped prisoner in block 3! If they think they can capture me Dr.
Jacques von Hämsterviel, they are Go, go, go! Sometimes it is good to be so very small.
Eat my solar dust you stinking outer space penitentiary rock! I am escaping to Earth! He sure is a cute little fella.
But not as cute as you, Stitch.
We just have to figure out what he can do.
Have you seen my keys? I am so late.
My boss is gonna fire me so hard.
- Did you eat them? - Um, no.
Ugh, I don't have time for this.
Lilo, your experiment's hungry! My keys! What were they doing in the fridge? Wow, he must be able to find things.
I'm gonna name you "Finder.
" I bet Finder's even better at finding stuff than you, Stitch.
Paper clip nail file fourteen cents and a"Jury Duty Summons".
Er that's mine.
Heh.
Face it, Stitch.
Finder was made for finding.
You were made for breaking stuff.
Hey, instead of taking you to show-and-tell again maybe I'll take him! Lousy hyperdrive.
Ever since the warranty ran out Want some help? What do you know about advanced hyperdrive technology? Nothing.
- IncomÃng communÃcatÃon from - Dr.
HämstervÃel, you nÃncompoop! Go ahead.
I have escaped from that stinking prison, no thanks to you.
I am on my way to Earth.
Change the sheets.
I do not want your aquatic aroma to interrupt my slumber.
- I'm busy with repairs and whatnot.
Make 625 do these jobs.
Where is your leadership ability, you miserable excuse for a minion? 625 only makes sandwiches.
Well perhaps you should be helping hÃÂm You are demoted to 625's assistant until further notice! Have a tasty selection ready for me when I arrive! I've always wanted a sandwich prep assistant.
ThÃs Ãs my new cousÃn.
His name is Finder.
You didn't bring your weird dog to do tricks again? Not this time.
Finder can find anything.
Anyone missing something? Well I lost my favorite hula floaty pen at the beach last week and nobody turned it in to the Lost and Found.
He found it! Find my lip gloss my notebook my kitty! Okay Lilo, thank you.
Mertle, you wanted to show us something today? I forgot to bring it.
But that's it behind your back, right? Okay.
This is my doll Shirley.
She's studying to be a real estate agent.
- Could he find my Uncle Jimbo? - Excuse me! I'm showing and telling, here.
Oh, he can find anything.
We really got Mertle good, didn't we? - Who got Mertle good? - Finder and me.
Finder was a better show-and-tell than her boring old doll.
Gloating isn't nice, Lilo.
What's gloating? It's when you're happy about being better than someone but in a mean way.
- Mertle does that all the time.
- You wanna be like Mertle? - No.
Hey, why do you look pretty? - I got a date.
- David? Where're we going? Do I need to change, too? No, because you're staying home with Jumba and Pleakley.
Where are they? I count your cooperation in this matter.
I will help in any way possible.
I can't believe it.
The Grand Councilwoman never calls us unless intergalactic annihilation is just around the corner! What do we do? First step is regaining composure and letting go of me! He found you! What's wrong, Jumba? My miniscule ex-partner, Dr.
Hämsterviel, escaped from prison.
Grand Councilwoman warned us to be on lookout.
Hämsterviel's loose? He could be anywhere.
We should use Finder.
He was built for this job.
Hey? Where're you going? 626's very competitive.
He wants to find Hämsterviel himself.
Well, I don't want Stitch to go alone.
Me and Finder will follow.
She can't go without supervision! Hämsterviel is dangerous! And we're babysitting.
Good point.
Older sister's wrath is even more dangerous than Hämsterviel.
What's wrong with him? He says 626 is choosing wrong way.
Uh hmm we'll follow Finder.
Stupid planet with annoying abundance of foliage! I think Finder's got a scent! So you don't have anything that does trÃcks? Well, you could teach a puppy to do tricks! Who has time for that? I need one with tricks already installed The monkeys on this planet will tremble before my genius! And when I have conquered this watery rock I will do away with its useless and pointy woodlands! Ugh, never in my life have l - A talking gerbil! - I am not a gerbil! And what are you staring at, you multiple-eyed biped? Have you never before seen a criminal genius? Ugh! Unhand me or I will have you and all members of your family cruelly disintegrated! Wait'll I take hÃm to Show and Tell! LÃlo's gonna be green wÃth envy when she sees you.
Release me now or you will face the wrath of Dr.
Jacques von Hämsterviel, you orange crested savage! You're cranky.
Here, have some gerbil pellets.
I am not a gerbil! I am Mmm apple.
I think I'll name you Milton.
I'll buy you some more gerbil stuff.
Now is my chance to escape! This is Mertle's house.
Could Finder make a mistake? Is unusual, but possible.
Well, there's one way to find out.
What're you doing here? I was just wondering if you had seen anything weird? Besides you? More like an evil genius rodent.
Oh, right.
Please go away, Count Freakula.
Guess Finder made a mistake.
We better keep looking.
Must escape before It's okay, you're still the best tracker on the island.
- Barbarians at every turn.
- Hey! How'd you get out of your cage? I better lock it this time.
- Water logged.
- Hi, Milton.
I bought you a playpen.
With a little slide and everything! What are you doing? Release me you insufferable Isn't that fun? - Wanna do it again? - No! I don't want That was somewhat enjoyable.
Perhaps, uh once more.
Mom! Yes, hon? Can I have a glass of water? I have told you a million times to close your window.
And take that gerbil off the bed! I am not a gerbil, you hideous masked matriarch! What're you doing in there? Using my vast scientific knowledge to construct a shoulder plasma cannon.
Now release me.
I will ask only once.
Very funny.
I doubt you could make a plasma-whatever out of Eat plasma cocktail, you fluffy savage! What is going on here? Lilo's dog tried to steal Milton so he blasted him with his homemade pasta cannon.
Plasma cannon! It is ruined.
I'm calling animal control to pick up this dog! No sÃgn of hÃm? No, not even with my tracking experiment.
This means I'll need to take more drastic measures.
I don't understand it.
Experiment 458 should have found Hämsterviel easily.
Lilo, phone call for you from the animal shelter! No, no, no, no You're slicing 'em too thick! It must fit in your mouth.
Well, my mouth smaller than your grotesque maw.
Now, lay some mustard on me, baby! IncomÃng communÃcatÃon from Grand CouncÃlwoman of the GalactÃc FederatÃon.
Gantu.
I have an offer for you.
It could mean reinstatement of your Captain's rank.
- I'll do it! - You don't know what it is yet.
I don't care.
Lay some mustard on me, baby! I mean Ma'am.
Terribly sorry.
Please, go ahead.
It's about the escaped Dr.
Hämsterviel.
I know you are associated with him.
But if you capture him and turn him over to us all will be forgiven.
Stitch? Stitch, what were you doing at Mertle's? Hämsterviel.
You were trying to find Hämsterviel without us? But why? Oh 'cause you wanted to find him before Finder did.
I guess I kinda made you feel inferior, huh? Stitch, you're number one at so many things.
You shouldn't be upset if you aren't number one at everything.
Okay, okay.
Besides, Finder made a mistake.
Hämsterviel's not at Mertle's.
And I'm sort of the leader of these girls, but sometimes I think they don't even like me.
- Ah! That is your first mistake.
Your minions shouldn't like you.
They only need to fear you! Huh! I never thought about it that way.
- Now what? - Doctor HämstervÃel! I am here to apprehend you on orders of the GalactÃc FederatÃon.
Slow down.
I can't keep up.
We have to hurry, before Gantu! He took Hämsterviel! And he took Mertle, too! If Gantu engages hyperdrive, all is lost.
Now what do we do? Finder can fly? Ah, yes.
I had almost forgotten.
Was last minute addition in order to ensure optimal tracking abilities.
This looks familiar.
I cannot believe this aquatic excuse for a captain He has turned on me! It's like you said: Where's the loyalty? Gantu is a disgrace.
You, a mere child of a primate peoples could do his job a hundred no, a thousand times better.
I could? Believe me, you could.
Perhaps when you have completed your education you could work for me.
WarnÃng: Ãllegal genetÃc experÃment on hull.
It's always something.
Hey! Cut it out, will ya? I'm prone to vertigo! - Computer, open window.
- WÃndow openÃng.
- Hey what're you hey! - Get out! And don't come back till you knock off that trog! Wait! All right, take it easy.
We're family! Remember? "Ohana" means "family", and "family" means Show off! WarnÃng: Hull breach.
Crash Ãs ÃmmÃnent.
Now, I can't deliver Hämsterviel to the Councilwoman! No need to worry.
I came to you.
Guards! I fulfilled my part.
I caught Hämsterviel.
Where is my reward? - I suppose you do - Where's Mertle? What is a "Mertle"? She's a little girl, like me.
Gantu grabbed her when he took Hämsterviel.
Is this true? Well I'm not sure.
I haven't really looked.
I It's possible.
So you put an innocent girl in danger.
You always did have a problem with ethics.
My offer is therefore rescinded.
Let me go, you oddly shaped head woman with backwards legs! The Galactic Federation thanks you for your help.
Yeah.
I only wish I knew what happened to Stitch! Experiment 626.
If anyone deserves a reward for finding Hämsterviel, it is you.
Finder did it.
Yes, Experiment 458 managed to track Dr.
Hämsterviel but without your courage he'd not have been apprehended.
It's good of you to share the credit.
What'd you do with Milton? Where's my talking gerbil? Excuse me, Miss Grand Councilwoman.
I have a favor to ask.
And when I escaped, I said, "Eat my solar dust you stinking outer space penitentiary rock!" Good boy.
- A talking gerbil.
- Cool.
It's good to let other people have the limelight sometimes isn't it? I wonder how Finder likes his new home?