Monsters vs. Aliens (2013) s01e26 Episode Script
It Came From Level Z
MVA MVA Monsters vs.
Aliens It's us vs.
them Foe vs.
friend Brain vs.
B.
O.
B.
It's a super-freaky job Oh, yeah, it's freaky.
MVA Monsters vs.
Aliens Monsters vs.
Aliens Monsters vs.
Aliens MVA 1x44 - Bride of the Internet Do I zap the salami before or after the pickle cannon? It's a sandwich stunt video, not sandwich rocket science.
Let your heart be your guide.
- Hey, guys, what's - Heart says go! Oof! Whoa Susan? - Oh, shoot.
- Shooting.
Ow! That was hilariously beautiful.
- What the heck was that? - Uh, cut.
Delete video! - Delete now! - On it.
"Delete," u-p-l-o-a-d "Delete.
" - No! B.
O.
B.
, that was "upload"! - Was it, Susan? Was it? You have to answer, because what's an upload? You just put my video on the internet.
Everyone can see it.
Looks like you're a viral hit, trashface picklebutt.
Ow! Who's a popular picklebutt? And now begins the humiliation.
Oh, you gotta see this video! Oh.
That's, uh, you on there.
Did not notice that.
- Picklebutt.
- I'm on it, Susan! Okay, think I got all the internets.
B.
O.
B.
, that's not how it works.
- The internet is everywhere.
- Oh, you know him too? Thinks he's so smart just because he knows everything.
I do not like him.
- Wait, you said "him"? - Yes, the Internet.
We had a few classes together.
He's the universe's leading expert on Earth studies.
And cats.
And bacon.
You had classes with the global system of interconnected computer networks? Oh! Silly, ignorant Earth people.
The Internet is an alien.
We're all quiet because we're thinking about bacon cats, right? - An alien? - Frankly, it strains credulity - that one alien could - Whatever, science blah.
Shut it.
Can he get rid of this stupid trashface picklebutt video? Let us find out.
Hey, Internet! Hey, Internet! - New instant message.
- Make it so.
- Hey, Internet! - Hey, Sqweep.
- Who are your friends? - This is J.
K.
, like I don't know everything.
Because what? Internet! L.
O.
L.
Hey, 'sup, picklebutt? Seriously? It's that easy to talk to the internet? Shyeah.
I'm the Internet.
I'm everywhere.
Watching cat videos now.
Hi.
Um, obviously you're super busy, but I was wondering if you could help - Do you really know everything? - B.
O.
B.
! Who discovered the fourth law of thermodynamics? - Hey! - Lars Onsager.
Okay, wait, what's it called when you sneeze, burp, and cut one at the same time? - Seriously? - Three-hole punch.
- How many eyes am I holding up? - Don't care.
Oh, ho, he's right.
He doesn't care.
Oof! Guys, I got business, all right? Feisty! Ooh, "a" plus plus Plus.
Would listen to again.
Five-star review.
Uh, does that mean you'll erase my video? Favorite puppy breed? - What? - Favorite puppy breed! I-I don't know.
Labradoodle? - Do you call it "soda" or "pop"? - Soda, like all true Americans.
Grossest thing you ever ate? - Butterfly.
- Agh! It flew in my mouth.
Zip, zap, your video's erased.
Gotta go, see you later, 'cause I'm everywhere.
What? Internet! Wow! I didn't think he'd actually do it.
He completely erased the video.
Great! Now I just hide out for two years until everyone forgets about it.
Then whoa! Pardon me, have you seen the video of Susan with pickles on her posterior? You bet I did.
Here, I bookmarked it right Huh.
"Video does not exist.
" I must have imagined it.
Weird.
Earth people get all their information from the Internet, so if the Internet says there is no video, it's like it never happened.
- No way.
Really? - I don't know, Suze.
Even I'm starting to wonder if there really was a cakeface pizzabutt video.
Trashface picklebutt.
Why am I correcting you? Are you sure? We should check the internet.
- Nope, can't find anything.
- Try a different search engine.
Wait! There's a cat video remix.
Your picklebutt has been wiped clean.
Ew.
And yay! Thanks, Internet.
Okay, that's just creepy.
Can't believe we fixed all our problems before lunchtime.
I know, I keep expecting some random complication or Turkey tetrazzini! My favorite! Again? We just had that Monday.
I just make from the online menu.
Online menu? - Mm.
- Delivery for Susan Murphy.
Shh, eating tetrazzini.
Mm, mm! Girl girl girl I love you girl "Ooh girl you girl (baby girl)" by Jace Lovins? - I love that song! - Ooh, you've got a secret admirer.
We got an anonymous letter from some website.
Some website, you say? Attention, Area 50-something! As the result of an internet vote I do not remember, congratulations to our employee of the century, Susan Ginormica Murphy! - Internet vote? - Enough with the eyebrow.
Maybe I'm just having a really good day.
All rise for the national anthem.
Girl girl girl, I love you girl I love you girl It's so inspiring.
National anthem.
Um, General, I thought we were playing the national anthem.
Which I downloaded from the official internet website of the U.
S.
of A.
Well, shut me up.
Yeah, fine, it's the Internet.
I'll talk to him.
Herp derp.
No zuh, it was me.
What did you think all those ques-chee-ho-nays were for? That was your online dating profile.
What was a whose online what? Bt-dubs, we're a perfect match.
Trust me, what has multiple thumbs and minored in love connections? This guy.
Internet! What? Okay, um, totally flattered, I guess, but maybe changing the national anthem is taking things a bit too fast.
Hmm, or is it not taking things fast enough? Why didn't you tell us? You kids are gonna be so happy together.
- What are you talking about? - Your social status update.
"In a relationship with the Internet"? Anyway, don't let us interrupt kissy-kissy time.
You can't just do that! Yeah, I can just did that.
No, let me put this in terms you'll understand.
Do not want.
Wait, what? Are you rejecting me? Shyeah.
You mad, bro? Raaage faaace! Virus detected in system.
Virus is Susan.
You're such a jerk.
Ugh! The Internet is everywhere.
Okay, that was Sorry, Suze, G.
P.
S.
said it was a shortcut.
Make a u-turn now.
Okay, you're the boss.
You have reached level 15 of "Donkey monkey, danger junkie.
" For 1 million bonus bananas Destroy Susan.
Okay.
What? Agh! Not another step, Susan.
I've got a priority alert from the medical database - that you are a class five cootie risk.
- From the database? You're the one who's been all skeptical of the internet this whole time.
Well, yes, but look at these colorful charts and graphics.
Contain the outbreak! Hey, Internet! Guess who's in the desert, where there's no technology! What? Susan! A stinking satellite? Are you kidding me? Why you no understand? The Internet is everywhere.
El internet en todas partes.
You know what? You are so right.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! What are you doing? Yes, I'm right here.
That's very annoying.
Please stop.
Just please please stop that! Why don't you just ignore me? Oh, that's right.
You can't.
Because the Internet is everywhere.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! Ugh.
End call! Texty, texty.
- New text.
Read aloud? - Make it so.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! Arrrgh! New instant message.
New email.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! New video chat.
Hey, Internet You think I can't handle this, Susan? Come at me, brah! Why do you need my full-spectrum online communication mega-enhancer? - Just a little project I'm working on.
- I love projects.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! Internet, Internet, Internet! Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! Remix! Internet Internet Internet Hey, Internet Internet Internet Hey, Internet Internet Internet Okay! Aah, stop! I'll do whatever you want.
Then back off.
Forever alone.
Alone now forever I won't have you in my life I miss you I need you bye, Susan Susan for the win! Whoo! Playing national anthem.
Girl girl girl, I love you girl I love you girl girl girl girl girl girl 1x45 - The Invisible Threat (Also Silent) Feel free toOw! JumpOof! In here I knew you cared.
This much I care.
Wah! Whoa! Oof! Prepare to be awestruck by my latest ingenious - Just blast it! - I got this! Wah! Got it! Mmph, ugh! Can't hold it very long.
Blast it all! Another failure! - But, General Monger, we won.
- That's the problem.
You shouldn't be able to beat the Unstop-o-bot.
Nobody should.
- 'Cause then it's a stop-o-bot? - Right, B.
O.
B.
How's our little project coming along, General? What project is that, sir? The top-secret one.
Why am I paying for a $42 billion boondoggle when you won't even tell me what it is? It's top-secret, sir.
And we both know you're not very good at keeping secrets.
What? I've never told anyone about that awkward birthmark you've got on your Sir.
Okay, point taken.
But can't you just give me a hint? Like, is the secret project the world's most expensive video game? - Oh, cool! - It's not a video game, sir.
Aww.
Listen, if you don't tell me what it is, I well, I'm gonna I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn blue.
Me too.
B.
O.
B.
, you already know about the top-secret project.
It's the Unstop-o-bot.
And you're already blue.
And you don't breathe.
Oh, right.
Ladies and gentlemen and miscellaneous others, the Unstop-o-bot has got to work.
- And I want you to figure it out.
- You have come to the right roach.
You and Sqweep.
But, General, the child is an insufferable know-it-all.
I don't know it all.
Just significantly more than you.
Yada, yada, yada.
You two work it out.
That's an order.
Dismissed! Really? What can you possible do to improve the biggest, strongest battle suit ever invented? It does have its flaws.
- Such as? - The blasted noise, obviously.
You can hear that infernal contraption coming a mile away.
How ironic that a creature with eyes as large as yours cannot see - the most obvious problem.
- Excuse me? It's so big it can be seen from a volarian hectare away.
Even a lower life form like yourself should realize that.
- Lower life form? - Ooh, burn.
Oh! Oof! Argh.
Can we put the sniping aside and get back to solving the problem? I will not stand here and be insulted by this this juven-alien delinquent! From now on, I only work with someone whose genius equals my own! - Ooh, me! Pick me! - I meant myself, B.
O.
B.
- May the best brain win.
- Hmm.
If they're not gonna tell me what the secret project is, I'll just have to find out for myself.
Blackout! Henry's afraid of the dark! Henry, where are you? Done.
Done.
Yay! I know the secret! Ahem.
So how's our little project coming along? We're just programming the aerotank to accept General Monger's voice commands.
General Monger? Why him? I'm voice-commander-in-chief.
It should be set to my voice commands in chief.
I'm the president.
Do what I say.
Affirmative.
Awaiting orders.
Protect and defend I don't know the base from stuff, I guess.
Order received.
Fantastic top-secret project.
Well worth the $42 billion we spent.
Oh, no, Mr.
President, this isn't that project.
- That's down the hall.
- Oh.
Gotta run.
Whoa! Aw, that's cute.
What does it do? In simple terms that even you can understand, it's a cloaking device.
Well, you'll never guess what I've concocted.
It's a - A silencer.
- How did you Well, no, it's a very special, very technologic-logical silence-inducing device.
It's very, very complicated.
I imagine for you it would be.
Jackpot! Just as I suspected a super cool, ultra-surround, Where's the start button? I wonder if I need a quarter.
Welcome to Unstop-o-bot.
Are you ready to battle? Sweet! We both used magnetic installation protocols? - Yes, well, it only made sense.
- Curious.
What was that? Super-punch.
Disrupter ray.
Mega-kick.
Jet boots.
Oh, that one.
- Listen! Silence.
- Look! Cloaking.
On a positive note, my device is working perfectly.
Mine too.
Security breach detected.
Activate base defense mode.
Super-smash, super-smash.
Seriously? No gold coins? This level stinks.
Intruder detected.
All right! This game just got exciting.
Eat laser, tank! Energy cannon.
You're telling me someone swiped the Unstop-o-bot, which you two made completely invisible and inaudible? We were hoping it might be you, testing us again.
Obviously, it wasn't.
Area 50-something is the most secure place on Earth! How could Wait a minute.
Bring up the security footage outside project Unstop-o-bot just before.
Jackpot! Ugh, jerkbot.
Monsters, Aliens, find that Unstop-o-bot and stop it! Really? The same Unstop-o-bot you asked us to make impossible for us to stop? Do you see where this is gonna be a problem? And don't harm the President! Oh! That wasn't me.
Hey, the Monsters and Aliens are in this game too.
Boy, you'd think with a billion-dollar budget, they could've made them look more realistic.
The Unstop-o-bot! Uh, sorry, Susan.
I'm almost sure I didn't do that on purpose.
- Don't let it get away! - Sure, 'cause it's silent and invisible.
So this should be, pfft, easy.
How do we know it's here? - Leg swipe.
- Oof! I feel like a doofus.
Do I look like a doofus? I do, don't I? You always look like a doofus.
Yipe, yipe! - Oof! - Ooh! Invisibility.
Good one.
Okay, going for the triple bonus.
Roundhouse kick.
No, no, no, no, no! Intruder identified.
Destroy.
Stand down! That's the President! Voice command not authorized.
Of course it's authorized.
I'm the General! Who else would Only the President is authorized.
Well, don't that just figure? I'm losing health points here.
Time to get out of this level.
As much as it pains me to admit it Perhaps if we put our minds together We might find a way to stop that metallic monstrosity.
Yes, but without sight and without sound, how do you catch a metallic - It's metal! - Metal! - There! - Activate mega-magnet.
Got it! Huh? Electromagnetics for the win! What an elegantly simple solution.
So this isn't a video game? Destroy intruder.
Stop! No blasting, no blasting! Scared little crybaby voice command not recognized.
Ahem.
Stand down! Command received.
You beginning to see why we keep certain things - secret from you, Mr.
President? - Yes.
Well, in my defense, I still think this would make an awesome video game! Unfortunately, you Monsters and Aliens still beat my bot.
So I expect new ideas on how to make the Unstop-o-bot unbeatable! General, I'm sorry, but what you ask is simply impossible, because when it comes to Monsters and Aliens We are an unbeatable combination.
MVA
Aliens It's us vs.
them Foe vs.
friend Brain vs.
B.
O.
B.
It's a super-freaky job Oh, yeah, it's freaky.
MVA Monsters vs.
Aliens Monsters vs.
Aliens Monsters vs.
Aliens MVA 1x44 - Bride of the Internet Do I zap the salami before or after the pickle cannon? It's a sandwich stunt video, not sandwich rocket science.
Let your heart be your guide.
- Hey, guys, what's - Heart says go! Oof! Whoa Susan? - Oh, shoot.
- Shooting.
Ow! That was hilariously beautiful.
- What the heck was that? - Uh, cut.
Delete video! - Delete now! - On it.
"Delete," u-p-l-o-a-d "Delete.
" - No! B.
O.
B.
, that was "upload"! - Was it, Susan? Was it? You have to answer, because what's an upload? You just put my video on the internet.
Everyone can see it.
Looks like you're a viral hit, trashface picklebutt.
Ow! Who's a popular picklebutt? And now begins the humiliation.
Oh, you gotta see this video! Oh.
That's, uh, you on there.
Did not notice that.
- Picklebutt.
- I'm on it, Susan! Okay, think I got all the internets.
B.
O.
B.
, that's not how it works.
- The internet is everywhere.
- Oh, you know him too? Thinks he's so smart just because he knows everything.
I do not like him.
- Wait, you said "him"? - Yes, the Internet.
We had a few classes together.
He's the universe's leading expert on Earth studies.
And cats.
And bacon.
You had classes with the global system of interconnected computer networks? Oh! Silly, ignorant Earth people.
The Internet is an alien.
We're all quiet because we're thinking about bacon cats, right? - An alien? - Frankly, it strains credulity - that one alien could - Whatever, science blah.
Shut it.
Can he get rid of this stupid trashface picklebutt video? Let us find out.
Hey, Internet! Hey, Internet! - New instant message.
- Make it so.
- Hey, Internet! - Hey, Sqweep.
- Who are your friends? - This is J.
K.
, like I don't know everything.
Because what? Internet! L.
O.
L.
Hey, 'sup, picklebutt? Seriously? It's that easy to talk to the internet? Shyeah.
I'm the Internet.
I'm everywhere.
Watching cat videos now.
Hi.
Um, obviously you're super busy, but I was wondering if you could help - Do you really know everything? - B.
O.
B.
! Who discovered the fourth law of thermodynamics? - Hey! - Lars Onsager.
Okay, wait, what's it called when you sneeze, burp, and cut one at the same time? - Seriously? - Three-hole punch.
- How many eyes am I holding up? - Don't care.
Oh, ho, he's right.
He doesn't care.
Oof! Guys, I got business, all right? Feisty! Ooh, "a" plus plus Plus.
Would listen to again.
Five-star review.
Uh, does that mean you'll erase my video? Favorite puppy breed? - What? - Favorite puppy breed! I-I don't know.
Labradoodle? - Do you call it "soda" or "pop"? - Soda, like all true Americans.
Grossest thing you ever ate? - Butterfly.
- Agh! It flew in my mouth.
Zip, zap, your video's erased.
Gotta go, see you later, 'cause I'm everywhere.
What? Internet! Wow! I didn't think he'd actually do it.
He completely erased the video.
Great! Now I just hide out for two years until everyone forgets about it.
Then whoa! Pardon me, have you seen the video of Susan with pickles on her posterior? You bet I did.
Here, I bookmarked it right Huh.
"Video does not exist.
" I must have imagined it.
Weird.
Earth people get all their information from the Internet, so if the Internet says there is no video, it's like it never happened.
- No way.
Really? - I don't know, Suze.
Even I'm starting to wonder if there really was a cakeface pizzabutt video.
Trashface picklebutt.
Why am I correcting you? Are you sure? We should check the internet.
- Nope, can't find anything.
- Try a different search engine.
Wait! There's a cat video remix.
Your picklebutt has been wiped clean.
Ew.
And yay! Thanks, Internet.
Okay, that's just creepy.
Can't believe we fixed all our problems before lunchtime.
I know, I keep expecting some random complication or Turkey tetrazzini! My favorite! Again? We just had that Monday.
I just make from the online menu.
Online menu? - Mm.
- Delivery for Susan Murphy.
Shh, eating tetrazzini.
Mm, mm! Girl girl girl I love you girl "Ooh girl you girl (baby girl)" by Jace Lovins? - I love that song! - Ooh, you've got a secret admirer.
We got an anonymous letter from some website.
Some website, you say? Attention, Area 50-something! As the result of an internet vote I do not remember, congratulations to our employee of the century, Susan Ginormica Murphy! - Internet vote? - Enough with the eyebrow.
Maybe I'm just having a really good day.
All rise for the national anthem.
Girl girl girl, I love you girl I love you girl It's so inspiring.
National anthem.
Um, General, I thought we were playing the national anthem.
Which I downloaded from the official internet website of the U.
S.
of A.
Well, shut me up.
Yeah, fine, it's the Internet.
I'll talk to him.
Herp derp.
No zuh, it was me.
What did you think all those ques-chee-ho-nays were for? That was your online dating profile.
What was a whose online what? Bt-dubs, we're a perfect match.
Trust me, what has multiple thumbs and minored in love connections? This guy.
Internet! What? Okay, um, totally flattered, I guess, but maybe changing the national anthem is taking things a bit too fast.
Hmm, or is it not taking things fast enough? Why didn't you tell us? You kids are gonna be so happy together.
- What are you talking about? - Your social status update.
"In a relationship with the Internet"? Anyway, don't let us interrupt kissy-kissy time.
You can't just do that! Yeah, I can just did that.
No, let me put this in terms you'll understand.
Do not want.
Wait, what? Are you rejecting me? Shyeah.
You mad, bro? Raaage faaace! Virus detected in system.
Virus is Susan.
You're such a jerk.
Ugh! The Internet is everywhere.
Okay, that was Sorry, Suze, G.
P.
S.
said it was a shortcut.
Make a u-turn now.
Okay, you're the boss.
You have reached level 15 of "Donkey monkey, danger junkie.
" For 1 million bonus bananas Destroy Susan.
Okay.
What? Agh! Not another step, Susan.
I've got a priority alert from the medical database - that you are a class five cootie risk.
- From the database? You're the one who's been all skeptical of the internet this whole time.
Well, yes, but look at these colorful charts and graphics.
Contain the outbreak! Hey, Internet! Guess who's in the desert, where there's no technology! What? Susan! A stinking satellite? Are you kidding me? Why you no understand? The Internet is everywhere.
El internet en todas partes.
You know what? You are so right.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! What are you doing? Yes, I'm right here.
That's very annoying.
Please stop.
Just please please stop that! Why don't you just ignore me? Oh, that's right.
You can't.
Because the Internet is everywhere.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! Ugh.
End call! Texty, texty.
- New text.
Read aloud? - Make it so.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! Arrrgh! New instant message.
New email.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! New video chat.
Hey, Internet You think I can't handle this, Susan? Come at me, brah! Why do you need my full-spectrum online communication mega-enhancer? - Just a little project I'm working on.
- I love projects.
Hey, Internet, Internet, Internet, Internet! Internet, Internet, Internet! Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! Remix! Internet Internet Internet Hey, Internet Internet Internet Hey, Internet Internet Internet Okay! Aah, stop! I'll do whatever you want.
Then back off.
Forever alone.
Alone now forever I won't have you in my life I miss you I need you bye, Susan Susan for the win! Whoo! Playing national anthem.
Girl girl girl, I love you girl I love you girl girl girl girl girl girl 1x45 - The Invisible Threat (Also Silent) Feel free toOw! JumpOof! In here I knew you cared.
This much I care.
Wah! Whoa! Oof! Prepare to be awestruck by my latest ingenious - Just blast it! - I got this! Wah! Got it! Mmph, ugh! Can't hold it very long.
Blast it all! Another failure! - But, General Monger, we won.
- That's the problem.
You shouldn't be able to beat the Unstop-o-bot.
Nobody should.
- 'Cause then it's a stop-o-bot? - Right, B.
O.
B.
How's our little project coming along, General? What project is that, sir? The top-secret one.
Why am I paying for a $42 billion boondoggle when you won't even tell me what it is? It's top-secret, sir.
And we both know you're not very good at keeping secrets.
What? I've never told anyone about that awkward birthmark you've got on your Sir.
Okay, point taken.
But can't you just give me a hint? Like, is the secret project the world's most expensive video game? - Oh, cool! - It's not a video game, sir.
Aww.
Listen, if you don't tell me what it is, I well, I'm gonna I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn blue.
Me too.
B.
O.
B.
, you already know about the top-secret project.
It's the Unstop-o-bot.
And you're already blue.
And you don't breathe.
Oh, right.
Ladies and gentlemen and miscellaneous others, the Unstop-o-bot has got to work.
- And I want you to figure it out.
- You have come to the right roach.
You and Sqweep.
But, General, the child is an insufferable know-it-all.
I don't know it all.
Just significantly more than you.
Yada, yada, yada.
You two work it out.
That's an order.
Dismissed! Really? What can you possible do to improve the biggest, strongest battle suit ever invented? It does have its flaws.
- Such as? - The blasted noise, obviously.
You can hear that infernal contraption coming a mile away.
How ironic that a creature with eyes as large as yours cannot see - the most obvious problem.
- Excuse me? It's so big it can be seen from a volarian hectare away.
Even a lower life form like yourself should realize that.
- Lower life form? - Ooh, burn.
Oh! Oof! Argh.
Can we put the sniping aside and get back to solving the problem? I will not stand here and be insulted by this this juven-alien delinquent! From now on, I only work with someone whose genius equals my own! - Ooh, me! Pick me! - I meant myself, B.
O.
B.
- May the best brain win.
- Hmm.
If they're not gonna tell me what the secret project is, I'll just have to find out for myself.
Blackout! Henry's afraid of the dark! Henry, where are you? Done.
Done.
Yay! I know the secret! Ahem.
So how's our little project coming along? We're just programming the aerotank to accept General Monger's voice commands.
General Monger? Why him? I'm voice-commander-in-chief.
It should be set to my voice commands in chief.
I'm the president.
Do what I say.
Affirmative.
Awaiting orders.
Protect and defend I don't know the base from stuff, I guess.
Order received.
Fantastic top-secret project.
Well worth the $42 billion we spent.
Oh, no, Mr.
President, this isn't that project.
- That's down the hall.
- Oh.
Gotta run.
Whoa! Aw, that's cute.
What does it do? In simple terms that even you can understand, it's a cloaking device.
Well, you'll never guess what I've concocted.
It's a - A silencer.
- How did you Well, no, it's a very special, very technologic-logical silence-inducing device.
It's very, very complicated.
I imagine for you it would be.
Jackpot! Just as I suspected a super cool, ultra-surround, Where's the start button? I wonder if I need a quarter.
Welcome to Unstop-o-bot.
Are you ready to battle? Sweet! We both used magnetic installation protocols? - Yes, well, it only made sense.
- Curious.
What was that? Super-punch.
Disrupter ray.
Mega-kick.
Jet boots.
Oh, that one.
- Listen! Silence.
- Look! Cloaking.
On a positive note, my device is working perfectly.
Mine too.
Security breach detected.
Activate base defense mode.
Super-smash, super-smash.
Seriously? No gold coins? This level stinks.
Intruder detected.
All right! This game just got exciting.
Eat laser, tank! Energy cannon.
You're telling me someone swiped the Unstop-o-bot, which you two made completely invisible and inaudible? We were hoping it might be you, testing us again.
Obviously, it wasn't.
Area 50-something is the most secure place on Earth! How could Wait a minute.
Bring up the security footage outside project Unstop-o-bot just before.
Jackpot! Ugh, jerkbot.
Monsters, Aliens, find that Unstop-o-bot and stop it! Really? The same Unstop-o-bot you asked us to make impossible for us to stop? Do you see where this is gonna be a problem? And don't harm the President! Oh! That wasn't me.
Hey, the Monsters and Aliens are in this game too.
Boy, you'd think with a billion-dollar budget, they could've made them look more realistic.
The Unstop-o-bot! Uh, sorry, Susan.
I'm almost sure I didn't do that on purpose.
- Don't let it get away! - Sure, 'cause it's silent and invisible.
So this should be, pfft, easy.
How do we know it's here? - Leg swipe.
- Oof! I feel like a doofus.
Do I look like a doofus? I do, don't I? You always look like a doofus.
Yipe, yipe! - Oof! - Ooh! Invisibility.
Good one.
Okay, going for the triple bonus.
Roundhouse kick.
No, no, no, no, no! Intruder identified.
Destroy.
Stand down! That's the President! Voice command not authorized.
Of course it's authorized.
I'm the General! Who else would Only the President is authorized.
Well, don't that just figure? I'm losing health points here.
Time to get out of this level.
As much as it pains me to admit it Perhaps if we put our minds together We might find a way to stop that metallic monstrosity.
Yes, but without sight and without sound, how do you catch a metallic - It's metal! - Metal! - There! - Activate mega-magnet.
Got it! Huh? Electromagnetics for the win! What an elegantly simple solution.
So this isn't a video game? Destroy intruder.
Stop! No blasting, no blasting! Scared little crybaby voice command not recognized.
Ahem.
Stand down! Command received.
You beginning to see why we keep certain things - secret from you, Mr.
President? - Yes.
Well, in my defense, I still think this would make an awesome video game! Unfortunately, you Monsters and Aliens still beat my bot.
So I expect new ideas on how to make the Unstop-o-bot unbeatable! General, I'm sorry, but what you ask is simply impossible, because when it comes to Monsters and Aliens We are an unbeatable combination.
MVA