Bewitched (1964) s01e27 Episode Script
There's No Witch Like an Old Witch
Well, Mary and I have been discussing it and we've decided we won't be able to go to Miami to the conclave.
We just don't feel right about going off and leaving your poor Aunt Clara by herself.
- Doesn't she want to go along? - Of course she does.
But she won't.
She's no longer able to fly that far.
Oh, poor dear.
And she's too proud to take a plane.
Well, you know, she gets all mixed up in her spells and when anyone tries to help her, she gets so depressed.
- Where is she now? - She should be here.
I offered to bring her, but she insisted on flying by herself.
What can I do to help? Let her stay with you until we get back from Florida.
You seem to be doing so well without witchcraft.
Maybe you could show Clara how to manage.
Well, of course she can stay with us.
And we'll help her in any way we can.
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Oh, that must be Clara now.
Don't you worry.
I'll talk to her.
It would be better if I weren't here.
She gets terribly self-conscious in front of me.
Well, you run along, and don't worry.
All right.
Goodbye, dear.
I'll just go out this way.
Aunt Clara? Aunt Clara? Aunt Clara? Aunt Clara? - Aunt Clara.
- Oh, thank goodness it's you.
Oh, dear.
I've lost my doorknobs.
No, you haven't.
They're all over the floor.
Just don't move.
- How did you get in the closet? - Oh, I don't know.
- I don't know.
- Don't go away.
Oh, dear.
Well, at least I'm in the right house.
Of course I'm glad Aunt Clara is here for a visit but I wish you'd let me know.
Sorry I couldn't get you to cancel the theatre tickets but I knew you'd understand.
It's okay.
It doesn't matter.
Aunt Clara, I'm so glad to see you.
Oh, thank you, dear.
No, now, I don't need any looking after, and I refuse to be treated as a guest.
I hope you'll excuse me if I give you a hug once in a while.
Well, all right.
But don't overdo it.
- Here you are, Aunt Clara.
- No, no, I don't need that.
- Would you like a little sherry? - Oh, yes, but I'll get my own sherry.
I can still do things for myself, although some people think otherwise.
Now, let me see.
Now, there's: Prendel broom stackpool Oh, I'm so sorry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, Aunt Clara.
No harm done.
None at all.
These are my favourites.
Here you are, dear.
Oh, but you handed it to me.
Yes, of course.
- Oh, so you've forgotten the spell too? - No, no.
We prefer it this way.
No witchcraft.
Oh, well, I see what you're trying to tell me and you're both very sweet but I'm not going to stay here another moment unless you go on living your lives just as if I weren't here.
All right, if that's the way you feel.
Darrin and I have tickets for the theatre tonight, and we're gonna use them.
And since you're not a guest, you can come and help me fix dinner.
Oh, good.
I'll take my sherry with me.
Better hurry, honey.
We'll be late.
Now, have a good time.
A good, good time.
- Don't you work too hard.
- No.
- You promise.
- I promise.
- All right.
- Bye-bye.
Have a good time.
Well, now, I suppose we must get all you dirty dishes into the kitchen.
Now, gently, now, so none of us break.
Frank en, loo, crumple Oh, dear.
I wonder what I did wrong.
Well, now, I suppose I can do the leftovers myself.
Suds.
Suds Zolthan, durbin, lye, loam Oh, well, that wasn't so difficult, was it? Zolthan, durbin, lime Infinito.
Oh, no.
Stop them Stop them, halt them, stop them Help.
Oh, help them It was a great play, if you ask me.
Don't you think so? Well, sweetheart, I've seen an awful lot of plays.
- Oh, really? - I was only kidding.
I agree with you 100 percent.
Well, I hope Aunt Clara found something to amuse herself.
My stars.
Aunt Clara? I had a bit of trouble in the kitchen.
Oh, my goodness.
Here, Aunt Clara.
A nice cup of tea will make you feel better.
Oh, now, you know, I feel terrible of the mess I made of things.
Don't be silly.
Matter of fact, you've done me a favour.
The house never looked cleaner.
I can't do the simplest thing, like washing the dishes or the simplest kind of a spell.
You could learn the mortal way of doing things.
Oh, no, I don't wanna do that.
Aunt Clara, you are simply feeling sorry for yourself.
And who has a better right? No, no, I might as well face it.
I'm earthbound.
I'm nothing but a helpless old witch.
- I hope we're doing the right thing.
- Of course we are, darling.
All ready, Aunt Clara.
It'll be good for her to get out with us, and she'll love the Caldwells.
I know.
I just don't want her to feel we're pushing too hard.
Nonsense.
She'll have a marvellous time.
Well, here I am, here I am.
- All set, Aunt Clara? - Oh, yes, yes, dear, yes.
- But I do feel like a fifth wheel.
- What's wrong with a fifth wheel? There have been many times I was glad I had a spare.
What's he mean by that? - Hi.
Hi, Darrin.
- Hi, Bea.
This is my Aunt Clara.
Aunt Clara, Bea Caldwell.
- I'm glad to meet you.
- How do you do? Stash your coats, we may be here for a while.
- Tom still working? - We'll meet him downtown.
- I'm afraid we have other problems.
- What happened? My regular babysitter copped out on us.
I haven't been able to find another one.
- Something wrong, Aunt Clara? - No, no.
I was just admiring the doorknob.
- Let me take your coat.
- No, you run along with the others.
I'll hang it up myself.
I beg your pardon.
You must have somebody on call in case of an emergency.
I collect goldfish.
Would you like to see them? Oh, I certainly would, yes.
I'm going to introduce her to my fish.
Well, thank you.
Well, that's that.
No babysitter.
- It's a shame, Bea.
- Well, I wanted to be a mother.
- Fish are a lot of fun.
- Oh, yes, I'm sure they are.
Why don't you three go downtown and meet Tom.
- Nothing doing.
- No, please.
It's better than leaving him in the big city by himself.
Let him come home.
We'll fix something.
Oh, well, you know, I have a splendid idea.
Now, why don't you all run along, and I'll stay here with Jimmy.
Oh, no, no.
I wouldn't think of it.
No, Aunt Clara.
Wherever we go, you go.
Oh, no, but I'd enjoy it.
Really, I would.
It's sweet of you to offer, Aunt Clara, but we can go out to dinner another time.
Oh, well, if I'm a guest, I must do as you like but if I had my druthers, I'd rather stay here with Jimmy.
Well, all right.
If you'd rather.
I wanna show you my marbles.
- I got an agate lagger.
- Oh, no.
Have a good time.
I'll get our coats.
What do you think? I think it's marvellous.
Oh, isn't he nice and fluffy.
Yes, but he doesn't like me much.
Oh, that's nonsense.
Of course he does.
Well, now, you watch.
Hey, he wagged his tail.
Yes, now, wasn't that good? This is my favourite, but I broke it.
Oh, that's a pity.
Well, let me see, now.
Oh, maybe I can fix it.
Sailboat mast Boy, how did you do that? Oh, it's really nothing.
What else can you do? Well, I can't do what I used to do, but let me see.
How would you like a toy soldier? Well Oh, dear.
Done it again.
Well - Hey, you're a magician.
- No, no, I'm a witch.
You are? Gee, I wish you could live here all the time.
Oh, thank you very much, Jimmy.
Well, now, off to bed.
Hey! Neato.
I'm sorry, Aunt Clara is booked solid on Thursday.
Just a minute.
She could sit with your little girl from 2 until 4:30 on Friday.
No, Saturday is all filled up.
Okay, 2:00 Friday.
Fine.
Oh, fine.
Yes, I'll have her there at 2:00 a week from Thursday.
Bye.
Isn't it wonderful? I've never been so busy in all my life.
Neither have I.
Come on, let's go.
Now, no more arguments.
You go to sleep.
Hey, it squirted in my face.
See what happens when you're naughty? Well, we had breakfast in Cairo, then we flew off to London.
How did you fly, Aunt Clara, prop or jet? - Proper what? - Jet.
What airlines did you take from Cairo to London? Airlines? Witches don't bother with airlines.
They just take off.
Really? Gee, how do you do it? Well, when you're a young witch, it's easy.
All the joy of wanting to be in some place and "ala-kazaam," you're on your way.
- Ala-kazaam! - Ala-kazaam! But it's different when you get older.
You mean you can't fly anymore? Well, not like I used to.
I can't even fly across the Gulf of Mexico with a favourable wind.
But you still can make short hops, can't you? Oh, well, if I'm up to it.
From rooftop to rooftop, that sort of thing.
Are you up to it tonight, Aunt Clara? Will you show us how? Oh, no, Louise.
No, no, not tonight.
But by the way I'm feeling I may be up to it by next week.
Oh, boy, that's great.
And in the meantime Do you think it's normal for a babysitter to tell children she's a witch? Oh, Agnes, it's just a way to amuse them.
I don't know what she's done to my kids, but they believe she's a witch.
So do Louise and Gary.
And if you ask me, I think she believes it herself.
But Aunt Clara's a good witch.
If I promise not to try, then will you let her fly off our roof? - Elsie? - But, Mama Please be quiet.
Oh, no, not you, Elsie.
There's something I think you should know about Aunt Clara before you hear it from your children.
You have? Yes.
This paper says that Aunt Clara is restrained from further babysitting until she reports to Judge Virgil Winner for a hearing.
- There's a troublemaker around here.
- Now, Sam, calm down.
- Never trouble trouble.
- I will not calm down.
Just when she found something she loves? It isn't fair.
That I agree with, but if Clara appears before that judge and starts talking I wanna come face to face with the person that started this smear campaign against my Aunt Clara.
And I'll help you.
But no rash acts, no temper, and above all, no: Please, promise, for everyone's sake.
- Well - Sam.
All right, Darrin, I promise.
Aunt Clara.
Is there no surname? It isn't necessary.
You may call me Aunt Clara.
Very well.
Aunt Clara are you aware of the nature of the complaints Mrs.
Agnes Bain has filed against you? Yes, of course.
Quite aware.
Now, you understand, this is not a trial.
It's only a hearing to determine the accuracy of the complaints.
Would you mind answering a few questions? Oh, not at all, not at all.
Aunt Clara, do you know the meaning of the word competence? Yes, I do.
Do you believe that you are a competent person? Well, of course.
But there's some things I don't do as well as I used to.
Not at my age.
Who does? - Aunt Clara, do you like children? - Why, very much so.
Do you ever feel resentful toward children? Resentful? Oh, my, no.
Why should I? Sometimes when we get a little older, we resent those who are younger.
Well, I suppose you have a point there.
But I don't think resentful is the right word.
No, I think we like to look back, remember when we were young.
At a time free of care, you know.
Full of happiness and music and bright colours.
Aunt Clara, during your employment as a babysitter did you ever tell children you are a witch? Oh, yes.
You told them this in a spirit of make-believe? Oh, no, no, I was quite serious.
Witches are evil beings.
Were you trying to frighten the children? Oh, certainly not.
And what makes you think that witches are evil? Well, aren't they? - Oh, pure "flumery.
" - I beg your pardon? Oh, "flapdoodle" and "blatherscythe.
" We're like just ordinary people.
Only, we do little extra things, that's all.
What sort of little extra things? Some of us paint, write music like Mozart and Rembrandt.
You mean Mozart and Rembrandt were witches? Well, you don't think they were ordinary human beings, do you? Aunt Clara, what sort of extra things are you able to do? Well, not as many as I could when I was younger.
Well, let's put it this way.
Did you tell the children in your care that you could perform feats of magic? Oh, yes.
I did tricks for them.
What kind of tricks? Can you do any of them now? I suppose I can.
How about a rabbit? Rabbit.
Let me see That would be: Winking, blinking, three times three Doesn't look like a rabbit, does it? Well, now, let me see Well, I thought a rabbit was: Winking and blinking Well, it is, yes.
Four times four Yes, it isn't right yet.
Well, we're getting closer.
Oh, dear.
You know, I knew the spell just as well as I know my own name.
Now: Winking, blinking and Oh, yes.
Ten times 10 How did you do that? I didn't I'm not sure.
Very funny.
If you think this is a laughing matter ask her how she intended to fly off the roof carrying my children.
Will you be seated, Mrs.
Bain? Now, Aunt Clara, had you intended to attempt such a thing? Well, I told the children that if it were possible, I'd fly with them next week.
They got a great kick out of that.
But it wasn't possible so I explained to them that I was no longer a young witch and there would be no flying from rooftop to rooftop.
We don't like to disappoint children, do we? I could make it up to them with several other little tricks I think they'd like.
I just have one more question I'd like you to answer.
Could you possibly arrange to come sit at my house with my son? He's 7 years old.
Oh, yes.
I'd be delighted.
Oh, yes.
I'm sorry, judge, but Aunt Clara won't be available for the next two weeks.
She's going to Florida today.
She'll be glad to sit with little Otis when she gets back.
Oh, thank you.
Bye.
You've got a list of clients whenever you want.
Well, isn't that nice.
You all set? We have to hurry to get the train.
No, no, you don't have to drive me.
I can get there under my own power.
Aunt Clara, are you sure? Well, I told you I felt much better.
Oh, I'll prove it.
- Are you all right? - Fine, fine.
- What went wrong? - Maybe you didn't concentrate.
Could be.
You know, these walls are getting harder and harder.
Well, I proved it.
Oh, there's no witch like an old witch.
I'll get the car.
We just don't feel right about going off and leaving your poor Aunt Clara by herself.
- Doesn't she want to go along? - Of course she does.
But she won't.
She's no longer able to fly that far.
Oh, poor dear.
And she's too proud to take a plane.
Well, you know, she gets all mixed up in her spells and when anyone tries to help her, she gets so depressed.
- Where is she now? - She should be here.
I offered to bring her, but she insisted on flying by herself.
What can I do to help? Let her stay with you until we get back from Florida.
You seem to be doing so well without witchcraft.
Maybe you could show Clara how to manage.
Well, of course she can stay with us.
And we'll help her in any way we can.
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Oh, that must be Clara now.
Don't you worry.
I'll talk to her.
It would be better if I weren't here.
She gets terribly self-conscious in front of me.
Well, you run along, and don't worry.
All right.
Goodbye, dear.
I'll just go out this way.
Aunt Clara? Aunt Clara? Aunt Clara? Aunt Clara? - Aunt Clara.
- Oh, thank goodness it's you.
Oh, dear.
I've lost my doorknobs.
No, you haven't.
They're all over the floor.
Just don't move.
- How did you get in the closet? - Oh, I don't know.
- I don't know.
- Don't go away.
Oh, dear.
Well, at least I'm in the right house.
Of course I'm glad Aunt Clara is here for a visit but I wish you'd let me know.
Sorry I couldn't get you to cancel the theatre tickets but I knew you'd understand.
It's okay.
It doesn't matter.
Aunt Clara, I'm so glad to see you.
Oh, thank you, dear.
No, now, I don't need any looking after, and I refuse to be treated as a guest.
I hope you'll excuse me if I give you a hug once in a while.
Well, all right.
But don't overdo it.
- Here you are, Aunt Clara.
- No, no, I don't need that.
- Would you like a little sherry? - Oh, yes, but I'll get my own sherry.
I can still do things for myself, although some people think otherwise.
Now, let me see.
Now, there's: Prendel broom stackpool Oh, I'm so sorry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, Aunt Clara.
No harm done.
None at all.
These are my favourites.
Here you are, dear.
Oh, but you handed it to me.
Yes, of course.
- Oh, so you've forgotten the spell too? - No, no.
We prefer it this way.
No witchcraft.
Oh, well, I see what you're trying to tell me and you're both very sweet but I'm not going to stay here another moment unless you go on living your lives just as if I weren't here.
All right, if that's the way you feel.
Darrin and I have tickets for the theatre tonight, and we're gonna use them.
And since you're not a guest, you can come and help me fix dinner.
Oh, good.
I'll take my sherry with me.
Better hurry, honey.
We'll be late.
Now, have a good time.
A good, good time.
- Don't you work too hard.
- No.
- You promise.
- I promise.
- All right.
- Bye-bye.
Have a good time.
Well, now, I suppose we must get all you dirty dishes into the kitchen.
Now, gently, now, so none of us break.
Frank en, loo, crumple Oh, dear.
I wonder what I did wrong.
Well, now, I suppose I can do the leftovers myself.
Suds.
Suds Zolthan, durbin, lye, loam Oh, well, that wasn't so difficult, was it? Zolthan, durbin, lime Infinito.
Oh, no.
Stop them Stop them, halt them, stop them Help.
Oh, help them It was a great play, if you ask me.
Don't you think so? Well, sweetheart, I've seen an awful lot of plays.
- Oh, really? - I was only kidding.
I agree with you 100 percent.
Well, I hope Aunt Clara found something to amuse herself.
My stars.
Aunt Clara? I had a bit of trouble in the kitchen.
Oh, my goodness.
Here, Aunt Clara.
A nice cup of tea will make you feel better.
Oh, now, you know, I feel terrible of the mess I made of things.
Don't be silly.
Matter of fact, you've done me a favour.
The house never looked cleaner.
I can't do the simplest thing, like washing the dishes or the simplest kind of a spell.
You could learn the mortal way of doing things.
Oh, no, I don't wanna do that.
Aunt Clara, you are simply feeling sorry for yourself.
And who has a better right? No, no, I might as well face it.
I'm earthbound.
I'm nothing but a helpless old witch.
- I hope we're doing the right thing.
- Of course we are, darling.
All ready, Aunt Clara.
It'll be good for her to get out with us, and she'll love the Caldwells.
I know.
I just don't want her to feel we're pushing too hard.
Nonsense.
She'll have a marvellous time.
Well, here I am, here I am.
- All set, Aunt Clara? - Oh, yes, yes, dear, yes.
- But I do feel like a fifth wheel.
- What's wrong with a fifth wheel? There have been many times I was glad I had a spare.
What's he mean by that? - Hi.
Hi, Darrin.
- Hi, Bea.
This is my Aunt Clara.
Aunt Clara, Bea Caldwell.
- I'm glad to meet you.
- How do you do? Stash your coats, we may be here for a while.
- Tom still working? - We'll meet him downtown.
- I'm afraid we have other problems.
- What happened? My regular babysitter copped out on us.
I haven't been able to find another one.
- Something wrong, Aunt Clara? - No, no.
I was just admiring the doorknob.
- Let me take your coat.
- No, you run along with the others.
I'll hang it up myself.
I beg your pardon.
You must have somebody on call in case of an emergency.
I collect goldfish.
Would you like to see them? Oh, I certainly would, yes.
I'm going to introduce her to my fish.
Well, thank you.
Well, that's that.
No babysitter.
- It's a shame, Bea.
- Well, I wanted to be a mother.
- Fish are a lot of fun.
- Oh, yes, I'm sure they are.
Why don't you three go downtown and meet Tom.
- Nothing doing.
- No, please.
It's better than leaving him in the big city by himself.
Let him come home.
We'll fix something.
Oh, well, you know, I have a splendid idea.
Now, why don't you all run along, and I'll stay here with Jimmy.
Oh, no, no.
I wouldn't think of it.
No, Aunt Clara.
Wherever we go, you go.
Oh, no, but I'd enjoy it.
Really, I would.
It's sweet of you to offer, Aunt Clara, but we can go out to dinner another time.
Oh, well, if I'm a guest, I must do as you like but if I had my druthers, I'd rather stay here with Jimmy.
Well, all right.
If you'd rather.
I wanna show you my marbles.
- I got an agate lagger.
- Oh, no.
Have a good time.
I'll get our coats.
What do you think? I think it's marvellous.
Oh, isn't he nice and fluffy.
Yes, but he doesn't like me much.
Oh, that's nonsense.
Of course he does.
Well, now, you watch.
Hey, he wagged his tail.
Yes, now, wasn't that good? This is my favourite, but I broke it.
Oh, that's a pity.
Well, let me see, now.
Oh, maybe I can fix it.
Sailboat mast Boy, how did you do that? Oh, it's really nothing.
What else can you do? Well, I can't do what I used to do, but let me see.
How would you like a toy soldier? Well Oh, dear.
Done it again.
Well - Hey, you're a magician.
- No, no, I'm a witch.
You are? Gee, I wish you could live here all the time.
Oh, thank you very much, Jimmy.
Well, now, off to bed.
Hey! Neato.
I'm sorry, Aunt Clara is booked solid on Thursday.
Just a minute.
She could sit with your little girl from 2 until 4:30 on Friday.
No, Saturday is all filled up.
Okay, 2:00 Friday.
Fine.
Oh, fine.
Yes, I'll have her there at 2:00 a week from Thursday.
Bye.
Isn't it wonderful? I've never been so busy in all my life.
Neither have I.
Come on, let's go.
Now, no more arguments.
You go to sleep.
Hey, it squirted in my face.
See what happens when you're naughty? Well, we had breakfast in Cairo, then we flew off to London.
How did you fly, Aunt Clara, prop or jet? - Proper what? - Jet.
What airlines did you take from Cairo to London? Airlines? Witches don't bother with airlines.
They just take off.
Really? Gee, how do you do it? Well, when you're a young witch, it's easy.
All the joy of wanting to be in some place and "ala-kazaam," you're on your way.
- Ala-kazaam! - Ala-kazaam! But it's different when you get older.
You mean you can't fly anymore? Well, not like I used to.
I can't even fly across the Gulf of Mexico with a favourable wind.
But you still can make short hops, can't you? Oh, well, if I'm up to it.
From rooftop to rooftop, that sort of thing.
Are you up to it tonight, Aunt Clara? Will you show us how? Oh, no, Louise.
No, no, not tonight.
But by the way I'm feeling I may be up to it by next week.
Oh, boy, that's great.
And in the meantime Do you think it's normal for a babysitter to tell children she's a witch? Oh, Agnes, it's just a way to amuse them.
I don't know what she's done to my kids, but they believe she's a witch.
So do Louise and Gary.
And if you ask me, I think she believes it herself.
But Aunt Clara's a good witch.
If I promise not to try, then will you let her fly off our roof? - Elsie? - But, Mama Please be quiet.
Oh, no, not you, Elsie.
There's something I think you should know about Aunt Clara before you hear it from your children.
You have? Yes.
This paper says that Aunt Clara is restrained from further babysitting until she reports to Judge Virgil Winner for a hearing.
- There's a troublemaker around here.
- Now, Sam, calm down.
- Never trouble trouble.
- I will not calm down.
Just when she found something she loves? It isn't fair.
That I agree with, but if Clara appears before that judge and starts talking I wanna come face to face with the person that started this smear campaign against my Aunt Clara.
And I'll help you.
But no rash acts, no temper, and above all, no: Please, promise, for everyone's sake.
- Well - Sam.
All right, Darrin, I promise.
Aunt Clara.
Is there no surname? It isn't necessary.
You may call me Aunt Clara.
Very well.
Aunt Clara are you aware of the nature of the complaints Mrs.
Agnes Bain has filed against you? Yes, of course.
Quite aware.
Now, you understand, this is not a trial.
It's only a hearing to determine the accuracy of the complaints.
Would you mind answering a few questions? Oh, not at all, not at all.
Aunt Clara, do you know the meaning of the word competence? Yes, I do.
Do you believe that you are a competent person? Well, of course.
But there's some things I don't do as well as I used to.
Not at my age.
Who does? - Aunt Clara, do you like children? - Why, very much so.
Do you ever feel resentful toward children? Resentful? Oh, my, no.
Why should I? Sometimes when we get a little older, we resent those who are younger.
Well, I suppose you have a point there.
But I don't think resentful is the right word.
No, I think we like to look back, remember when we were young.
At a time free of care, you know.
Full of happiness and music and bright colours.
Aunt Clara, during your employment as a babysitter did you ever tell children you are a witch? Oh, yes.
You told them this in a spirit of make-believe? Oh, no, no, I was quite serious.
Witches are evil beings.
Were you trying to frighten the children? Oh, certainly not.
And what makes you think that witches are evil? Well, aren't they? - Oh, pure "flumery.
" - I beg your pardon? Oh, "flapdoodle" and "blatherscythe.
" We're like just ordinary people.
Only, we do little extra things, that's all.
What sort of little extra things? Some of us paint, write music like Mozart and Rembrandt.
You mean Mozart and Rembrandt were witches? Well, you don't think they were ordinary human beings, do you? Aunt Clara, what sort of extra things are you able to do? Well, not as many as I could when I was younger.
Well, let's put it this way.
Did you tell the children in your care that you could perform feats of magic? Oh, yes.
I did tricks for them.
What kind of tricks? Can you do any of them now? I suppose I can.
How about a rabbit? Rabbit.
Let me see That would be: Winking, blinking, three times three Doesn't look like a rabbit, does it? Well, now, let me see Well, I thought a rabbit was: Winking and blinking Well, it is, yes.
Four times four Yes, it isn't right yet.
Well, we're getting closer.
Oh, dear.
You know, I knew the spell just as well as I know my own name.
Now: Winking, blinking and Oh, yes.
Ten times 10 How did you do that? I didn't I'm not sure.
Very funny.
If you think this is a laughing matter ask her how she intended to fly off the roof carrying my children.
Will you be seated, Mrs.
Bain? Now, Aunt Clara, had you intended to attempt such a thing? Well, I told the children that if it were possible, I'd fly with them next week.
They got a great kick out of that.
But it wasn't possible so I explained to them that I was no longer a young witch and there would be no flying from rooftop to rooftop.
We don't like to disappoint children, do we? I could make it up to them with several other little tricks I think they'd like.
I just have one more question I'd like you to answer.
Could you possibly arrange to come sit at my house with my son? He's 7 years old.
Oh, yes.
I'd be delighted.
Oh, yes.
I'm sorry, judge, but Aunt Clara won't be available for the next two weeks.
She's going to Florida today.
She'll be glad to sit with little Otis when she gets back.
Oh, thank you.
Bye.
You've got a list of clients whenever you want.
Well, isn't that nice.
You all set? We have to hurry to get the train.
No, no, you don't have to drive me.
I can get there under my own power.
Aunt Clara, are you sure? Well, I told you I felt much better.
Oh, I'll prove it.
- Are you all right? - Fine, fine.
- What went wrong? - Maybe you didn't concentrate.
Could be.
You know, these walls are getting harder and harder.
Well, I proved it.
Oh, there's no witch like an old witch.
I'll get the car.