Bunnicula (2016) s01e27 Episode Script
Bearshee
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHS)
GUNTHER: Hey, y'all!
I'm here at Mart Mart
which may be the most
haunted convenient store
in all of the American South.
GUNTHER: Have y'all seen any
ghosts and or spirits inside
this here convenience store?
Uh, no.
I haven't seen any
ghosts in here.
But I guess that doesn't
mean it isn't haunted.
GUNTHER: So, y'all are saying
this place is haunted?
I mean for five bucks
I'll say anything you want.
Right from the horse's mouth!
This place is haunted
as all get out.
So I'm gonna have to
drive out the spirits
in the only way I know how.
Dynamite!
TV ANNOUNCER: Tonight on
(HIGH PITCHED) Gunther
the Ghost Hunther.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Yeah, Buns.
It's weird that there are
never any real ghosts
in this show.
That Gunther dude is
always blowing up the
haunted house and stuff
before we get to
see anything.
That's why I like
Gunther the Ghost Hunther.
He knows you gotta
get the ghosts before
the ghosts get you.
Aww, it almost looks like
they're really watching TV.
I know. It's super cute.
Hopefully, that'll
keep them occupied
while Dad takes us to see
Dun-dun-dan!
Da-da-dan!
Crazy Underwear Man 2.
But, Mina, (WHIMPERS)
that's a scary movie.
You know how I get
at scary movies.
I get scared.
Oh, please, Marsha.
You're a young adult now.
You'll be fine.
Wow. You really think
I'm a young adult?
Now let's see if we can
attract some more ghosts
with Gunther's patented
ghost call.
Ahem. (CLEARS THROAT)
Suey!
Here ghosty, ghosty,
ghosty, ghosty!
Suey!
-(ECHOES) Suey!
-(BELL TOLLS)
(ECHOING) Suey! Suey!
(GROWLING)
GUNTHER: ey!
Come on, y'all ghosts!
Whoa. Good thing those
ghosts don't really listen
to that nonsense.
(WHIMPERS)
Don't look at it, Chester.
It's not there.
I told you not to do that!
(SCREAMS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(LOUD ECHOING SCREAMING)
(STAMMERS)
(STAMMERING) Ghost!
(CHOMPS)
Hmm.
(SOBBING)
(GASPS) Oh, are you
a vampire rabbit?
(SNIFFS AND GASPS)
The reek of rotten vegetables.
You are a
vampire rabbit!
For a minute,
I was afraid you were
(INHALES)
(HUSHED) a normal.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
You know? Normals.
They're absolutely terrifying.
The way they run around
being all alive
and touching things
and sitting down and stuff!
(DISGUSTED GRUNTS)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
You live in
a house with normals
and you're not afraid?
-Mm-mm.
-(MOANING)
(GASPS) What was
that sound?
(GHOSTLY) Boo!
Boo, Bunnicula.
-You were supposed to let me
know if you did anything cool.
-(BABBLING)
-Of which a ghost party
is one of am.
-(WHIMPERING)
-So, boo.
-(DEEP INHALE)
(LOUD CONTINUOUS
ECHOING SCREAMING)
Your breath smells
like ghost salmon.
-Do it again.
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Oh, well, maybe you're right.
He doesn't seem
too terrifying.
-Get out! Get out of my house!
-(SHRIEKS)
No ghosts allowed!
No ghosts allowed!
(FLAPPING UMBRELLA)
(SCREAMS)
(CRAZED MUTTERING)
(DEEP INHALE)
(LOUD ECHOING SCREAMING)
You're saying that thing
is a Bearshee?
(CLEARS THROAT)
Yabba dabba doo Siobhan.
Chester, Bunnicula says her
name is Siobhan.
And she's more afraid of you
than you are of her.
That's totally not true.
But Bunnicula says
he can help you two
not be afraid of each other.
It's like when I used to
be worried that Larry Wagman
would follow me
around everywhere
and Bunnicula helped me
get over that.
This is totally different.
Larry Wagman is not a
translucent apex predator!
And how am I not supposed
to be terrified of this
clawed wee-wee beast?
Oh, oh!
How about trust falls?
I stand on this chair and
when I fall you catch me.
And then we trust
each other more.
Uh, Harold. Harold!
I just lean back and
you catch me.
Harold, she's incorporeal.
No, she's in our home.
And she's a guest.
Don't be rude.
Here we go!
You're gonna fall
right through her.
(CHESTER MEWLS AND SCREAMS)
(PANS RATTLING)
(THUD)
Oh, my gosh!
He passed right through me.
(WHIMPERS)
(DEEP INHALE
AND TEETH CLAMPING)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Yeah. Normals can't
hurt you 'cause they
pass right through you.
Oof. Why that is a
wonderfully positive
way to look at things.
No problemo.
I'm here to help.
Whoa! (THUD)
So, now you think nothing
can hurt you, huh?
Well, I live here
and I've learned to be
prepared for anything.
And I know that if a
ghost won't go away
then you have to perform
a ghostercism
to get rid of it!
Chester, a wizard is supposed
to use his powers for good.
Whoa!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
It's true.
Chester's pretty smart.
But he never actually learns
from his past mistakes.
-Whoop!
-(THUD)
All right, ghost.
Now you're in trouble.
By the power
vested in this finger
I hereby
banish thee!
Oh! Oh, my goodness.
(DEEP INHALE AND MUFFLED YELP)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Bunnicula says,
"Please don't scream
"because Chester has no
idea what he's doing."
I banish thee!
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Get outta here!
Ho?
Is this thing on?
Oh, you're right.
He really does have
no idea what he's doing.
Yeah. Chester's like
our comic relief.
How is this not working?
This book got
four stars online.
Get out of my house!
Get out of my house!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Bunnicula says,
-that in a spiritual sense
we are all one.
-(FLAPPING UMBRELLA)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
CHESTER: There's no reason
to be afraid of each other
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
because we all want
the same things.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
And, that if we're all good
(GASPS) Oh, my gosh!
He says that if we're
all good we can go out
for ice cream later.
-He says what?
-He'll take us
out for ice cream?
(LOUD ECHOING SCREAMING)
-(MEWLS)
-(CRASHES)
Oh, sorry.
I just really like ice cream.
You're preaching
to the choir, lady.
(THUD) Ugh.
(GROANS) Uh?
(CRASHES)
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
-I'll give him mouth to mouth.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(FARTING NOISE)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Oh, my gosh. Really?
CHESTER: Oh, whoa
For a minute there
I thought I wasn't
gonna make it.
Oh, Chester!
You can still talk to us.
That's the good news.
CHESTER: Uh?
What's the bad news?
Well, the bad news is
you didn't make it.
What! Ah, ah!
Ah, I'm a ghost.
This is all your fault!
You scared me to death!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Hey, yeah. Chester's a ghost
like you now.
So there's no reason to
be afraid of him.
There you go. Looking at the
positive side again.
I'm one of you guys now.
I'm a supernatural creature.
Oh, no.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Yes. At least you won't
smell so bad now.
No, you guys don't understand.
Twenty minutes ago
I called TV's
Gunther the Ghost Hunther
and I hired him to exterminate
(CRYING) all the ghosts
in the Orlock apartments.
TV ANNOUNCER:
(HIGH PITCHED) Gunther
the Ghost Hunther.
GUNTHER: There are certain
places in the world that
just give you the willies
and the Orlock apartments
is one of them.
Ghosts and spirits love
spooky old mansions.
That's why I live in my van!
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
(LOUD ECHOING KNOCKING)
-(SHAKING)
-I think he's here.
Yes. I feel a presence.
As though we're being watched
or followed.
Oh! Larry Wagman, you rascal.
Seriously! Gunther the
Ghost Hunther is here!
Howdy-ho! Any ghosts home?
What are we gonna do?
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(GASPS) Oh, yes, Bunnicula.
Let's show this normal
what a real haunting
looks like.
Anybody home?
-A bone!
-(BONE SQUEAKS)
And it looks like it's
covered in ectoplasm.
(SLOBBERS)
Right here in the kitchen,
I feel a cold spot.
Ghosts love them some
dairy products.
So let's get rid of that.
(GULPING)
And here we got, uh
Cat-shaped holes in the wall.
That's actually a
little bit creepy.
-(RATTLING)
-Uh, who's there?
Aww. It's just one
of them cute little
bunny-type rabbits.
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
-No! No, no, no!
-(MEWLS)
Aww. It's just one of them
kitty-type cats.
-(HAROLD HOWLING)
-(CHESTER MEWLING)
-(SCREAMS)
-(BOOING CONTINUES)
It's working.
Now it's up to Siobhan.
(WHIMPERING)
(STUTTERS)
But ghosts aren't real.
(GROWLS)
-(LOUD ECHOING SCREAMING)
-(SCREAMS)
Remember,
Crazy Underwear Men
aren't real.
Besides, you have me too
-(THUD)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
(MUMBLING)
-(SCREAMING)
-Whoa, cool!
Mina, save yourself!
(SCREAMS)
(MARSHA SCREAMS)
(SOUR TRUMPET NOTE PLAYING)
CHESTER: Wow, we did it, guys.
Maybe being a ghost
isn't so bad.
After all, I can walk
through walls and
-(BANGS)
-Ugh!
(SPLASHES)
Hey, what happened
to (SLURPS)
I was just covered in flour?
-Bunnicula!
-(RUMBLING)
(GIGGLING)
Oh, so the kitty
wasn't a ghost
this whole time.
And he wasn't even scary!
I guess I really don't
have to be scared of normals.
Bunnicula and Harold,
I owe you a debt of gratitude.
And you too, Chester.
Chester?
Get out!
Get out of my house!
(ALL LAUGHING)
CHESTER: Get out!
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHS)
GUNTHER: Hey, y'all!
I'm here at Mart Mart
which may be the most
haunted convenient store
in all of the American South.
GUNTHER: Have y'all seen any
ghosts and or spirits inside
this here convenience store?
Uh, no.
I haven't seen any
ghosts in here.
But I guess that doesn't
mean it isn't haunted.
GUNTHER: So, y'all are saying
this place is haunted?
I mean for five bucks
I'll say anything you want.
Right from the horse's mouth!
This place is haunted
as all get out.
So I'm gonna have to
drive out the spirits
in the only way I know how.
Dynamite!
TV ANNOUNCER: Tonight on
(HIGH PITCHED) Gunther
the Ghost Hunther.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Yeah, Buns.
It's weird that there are
never any real ghosts
in this show.
That Gunther dude is
always blowing up the
haunted house and stuff
before we get to
see anything.
That's why I like
Gunther the Ghost Hunther.
He knows you gotta
get the ghosts before
the ghosts get you.
Aww, it almost looks like
they're really watching TV.
I know. It's super cute.
Hopefully, that'll
keep them occupied
while Dad takes us to see
Dun-dun-dan!
Da-da-dan!
Crazy Underwear Man 2.
But, Mina, (WHIMPERS)
that's a scary movie.
You know how I get
at scary movies.
I get scared.
Oh, please, Marsha.
You're a young adult now.
You'll be fine.
Wow. You really think
I'm a young adult?
Now let's see if we can
attract some more ghosts
with Gunther's patented
ghost call.
Ahem. (CLEARS THROAT)
Suey!
Here ghosty, ghosty,
ghosty, ghosty!
Suey!
-(ECHOES) Suey!
-(BELL TOLLS)
(ECHOING) Suey! Suey!
(GROWLING)
GUNTHER: ey!
Come on, y'all ghosts!
Whoa. Good thing those
ghosts don't really listen
to that nonsense.
(WHIMPERS)
Don't look at it, Chester.
It's not there.
I told you not to do that!
(SCREAMS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(LOUD ECHOING SCREAMING)
(STAMMERS)
(STAMMERING) Ghost!
(CHOMPS)
Hmm.
(SOBBING)
(GASPS) Oh, are you
a vampire rabbit?
(SNIFFS AND GASPS)
The reek of rotten vegetables.
You are a
vampire rabbit!
For a minute,
I was afraid you were
(INHALES)
(HUSHED) a normal.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
You know? Normals.
They're absolutely terrifying.
The way they run around
being all alive
and touching things
and sitting down and stuff!
(DISGUSTED GRUNTS)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
You live in
a house with normals
and you're not afraid?
-Mm-mm.
-(MOANING)
(GASPS) What was
that sound?
(GHOSTLY) Boo!
Boo, Bunnicula.
-You were supposed to let me
know if you did anything cool.
-(BABBLING)
-Of which a ghost party
is one of am.
-(WHIMPERING)
-So, boo.
-(DEEP INHALE)
(LOUD CONTINUOUS
ECHOING SCREAMING)
Your breath smells
like ghost salmon.
-Do it again.
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Oh, well, maybe you're right.
He doesn't seem
too terrifying.
-Get out! Get out of my house!
-(SHRIEKS)
No ghosts allowed!
No ghosts allowed!
(FLAPPING UMBRELLA)
(SCREAMS)
(CRAZED MUTTERING)
(DEEP INHALE)
(LOUD ECHOING SCREAMING)
You're saying that thing
is a Bearshee?
(CLEARS THROAT)
Yabba dabba doo Siobhan.
Chester, Bunnicula says her
name is Siobhan.
And she's more afraid of you
than you are of her.
That's totally not true.
But Bunnicula says
he can help you two
not be afraid of each other.
It's like when I used to
be worried that Larry Wagman
would follow me
around everywhere
and Bunnicula helped me
get over that.
This is totally different.
Larry Wagman is not a
translucent apex predator!
And how am I not supposed
to be terrified of this
clawed wee-wee beast?
Oh, oh!
How about trust falls?
I stand on this chair and
when I fall you catch me.
And then we trust
each other more.
Uh, Harold. Harold!
I just lean back and
you catch me.
Harold, she's incorporeal.
No, she's in our home.
And she's a guest.
Don't be rude.
Here we go!
You're gonna fall
right through her.
(CHESTER MEWLS AND SCREAMS)
(PANS RATTLING)
(THUD)
Oh, my gosh!
He passed right through me.
(WHIMPERS)
(DEEP INHALE
AND TEETH CLAMPING)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Yeah. Normals can't
hurt you 'cause they
pass right through you.
Oof. Why that is a
wonderfully positive
way to look at things.
No problemo.
I'm here to help.
Whoa! (THUD)
So, now you think nothing
can hurt you, huh?
Well, I live here
and I've learned to be
prepared for anything.
And I know that if a
ghost won't go away
then you have to perform
a ghostercism
to get rid of it!
Chester, a wizard is supposed
to use his powers for good.
Whoa!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
It's true.
Chester's pretty smart.
But he never actually learns
from his past mistakes.
-Whoop!
-(THUD)
All right, ghost.
Now you're in trouble.
By the power
vested in this finger
I hereby
banish thee!
Oh! Oh, my goodness.
(DEEP INHALE AND MUFFLED YELP)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Bunnicula says,
"Please don't scream
"because Chester has no
idea what he's doing."
I banish thee!
(INHALES SHARPLY)
Get outta here!
Ho?
Is this thing on?
Oh, you're right.
He really does have
no idea what he's doing.
Yeah. Chester's like
our comic relief.
How is this not working?
This book got
four stars online.
Get out of my house!
Get out of my house!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Bunnicula says,
-that in a spiritual sense
we are all one.
-(FLAPPING UMBRELLA)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
CHESTER: There's no reason
to be afraid of each other
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
because we all want
the same things.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
And, that if we're all good
(GASPS) Oh, my gosh!
He says that if we're
all good we can go out
for ice cream later.
-He says what?
-He'll take us
out for ice cream?
(LOUD ECHOING SCREAMING)
-(MEWLS)
-(CRASHES)
Oh, sorry.
I just really like ice cream.
You're preaching
to the choir, lady.
(THUD) Ugh.
(GROANS) Uh?
(CRASHES)
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
-I'll give him mouth to mouth.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
(FARTING NOISE)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Oh, my gosh. Really?
CHESTER: Oh, whoa
For a minute there
I thought I wasn't
gonna make it.
Oh, Chester!
You can still talk to us.
That's the good news.
CHESTER: Uh?
What's the bad news?
Well, the bad news is
you didn't make it.
What! Ah, ah!
Ah, I'm a ghost.
This is all your fault!
You scared me to death!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Hey, yeah. Chester's a ghost
like you now.
So there's no reason to
be afraid of him.
There you go. Looking at the
positive side again.
I'm one of you guys now.
I'm a supernatural creature.
Oh, no.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Yes. At least you won't
smell so bad now.
No, you guys don't understand.
Twenty minutes ago
I called TV's
Gunther the Ghost Hunther
and I hired him to exterminate
(CRYING) all the ghosts
in the Orlock apartments.
TV ANNOUNCER:
(HIGH PITCHED) Gunther
the Ghost Hunther.
GUNTHER: There are certain
places in the world that
just give you the willies
and the Orlock apartments
is one of them.
Ghosts and spirits love
spooky old mansions.
That's why I live in my van!
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
(LOUD ECHOING KNOCKING)
-(SHAKING)
-I think he's here.
Yes. I feel a presence.
As though we're being watched
or followed.
Oh! Larry Wagman, you rascal.
Seriously! Gunther the
Ghost Hunther is here!
Howdy-ho! Any ghosts home?
What are we gonna do?
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(GASPS) Oh, yes, Bunnicula.
Let's show this normal
what a real haunting
looks like.
Anybody home?
-A bone!
-(BONE SQUEAKS)
And it looks like it's
covered in ectoplasm.
(SLOBBERS)
Right here in the kitchen,
I feel a cold spot.
Ghosts love them some
dairy products.
So let's get rid of that.
(GULPING)
And here we got, uh
Cat-shaped holes in the wall.
That's actually a
little bit creepy.
-(RATTLING)
-Uh, who's there?
Aww. It's just one
of them cute little
bunny-type rabbits.
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
-No! No, no, no!
-(MEWLS)
Aww. It's just one of them
kitty-type cats.
-(HAROLD HOWLING)
-(CHESTER MEWLING)
-(SCREAMS)
-(BOOING CONTINUES)
It's working.
Now it's up to Siobhan.
(WHIMPERING)
(STUTTERS)
But ghosts aren't real.
(GROWLS)
-(LOUD ECHOING SCREAMING)
-(SCREAMS)
Remember,
Crazy Underwear Men
aren't real.
Besides, you have me too
-(THUD)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
(MUMBLING)
-(SCREAMING)
-Whoa, cool!
Mina, save yourself!
(SCREAMS)
(MARSHA SCREAMS)
(SOUR TRUMPET NOTE PLAYING)
CHESTER: Wow, we did it, guys.
Maybe being a ghost
isn't so bad.
After all, I can walk
through walls and
-(BANGS)
-Ugh!
(SPLASHES)
Hey, what happened
to (SLURPS)
I was just covered in flour?
-Bunnicula!
-(RUMBLING)
(GIGGLING)
Oh, so the kitty
wasn't a ghost
this whole time.
And he wasn't even scary!
I guess I really don't
have to be scared of normals.
Bunnicula and Harold,
I owe you a debt of gratitude.
And you too, Chester.
Chester?
Get out!
Get out of my house!
(ALL LAUGHING)
CHESTER: Get out!
(THEME SONG PLAYING)