The Penguins of Madagascar (2008) s01e27 Episode Script
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OTTER GONE WILD Steady men.
Steady On my mark Go! And Time! Well done, boys! New record! - Which means - Say it, say it, say it.
Snow-cones! Hi guys! What are you doing? We're going to get yummy snow-cones! Want to come? Oh, yeah! Snow-cones! Snow-cones are the best! And by the way, a snow-cone is of which 8.
7% is recycled.
- OK.
Sounds good, let's go! - Excelente! Our intel has pinpointed a stand west of the museum.
Museum? Since when there's a museum in the zoo? Since and this is only an estimate, of course Never.
The snow-cones stand in the park, Marlene.
The park? I mean I mean the park park? Outside of the zoo walls? That's the one.
You can't miss it.
Yeah I just remembered that I gotta clean my habitat.
And, umm you know whole lot of other stuff.
Lot of stuff.
So, I'm way too busy to go over the wall for a snow-cones.
Kowalski! Baloney reading.
Skipper, I'm detecting a dangerous levels of baloney.
Marlene, do I need to call you a phony baloney? Yeah, okay, you guys are cute.
Listen, the truth is, umm I'm just well A little scared.
Of snow-cones? No! The outside! I was born in Captivity.
There, I said.
I never ever set foot outside.
Marlene, there is no reason to fear the outside world.
Other than random street crimes.
- And natural disasters.
- Industrial accidents.
- Badger attacks.
- Are you two finished? Falling space debris? Umm All finished The point is, Marlene, we are city sighting.
We'll be with you the whole time.
What can go wrong? Okay.
You win.
I am in.
I recommend the Rainbow Cone.
You get to try every flavors and it looks like the clown's head.
Absolute! Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go! - Where do you ? - Get the loads out, penguins.
It's snowy cones might melt.
Wow Wow It's just big! And free! And and outside! Outside, outside, outside.
Who cares? Where Others .
.
* Hey? Where is the outside? We leave him.
Tempting.
But it violate penguins code.
No walls No fences Put your pack into it, men! Ain't no hold me back.
I can I can go wild! - Hello, did you miss me? - Not as much as you might think.
Skipper? Where's Marlene? - Anything? - Negative.
- Nothing.
- Nada.
Blast! She's gone without a trace! - Is that Marlene? - She doesn't look quite right.
It is Marlene! She's just a little cranky.
That is a new vibe going on.
I like it.
It is .
.
Help! I'm being kidnapped! Somebody want to tell me what just happened? The answer is obvious: Marlene has fallen victim to The mind control satellite that circle our earth.
Get.
.
get get gear, evryone! Jeez, I thought she just gone wild! Right.
I'm declaring Red alert urgency! - Search and rescue, men! - Skipper? This means that we'll not getting snow-cones? Private! How can you even ask that a time like this? Well, start here.
This way and circle around.
Any questions? Okay, Marlene.
I suppose you'll be demanding some ransom.
Now I worth very much, then you should ask for top Why are you looking at my delicious legs and my robust rump? Wait! You are not going to ransom me.
You are going to eat me! Eat me, if you must but I will give you a terrible indigestion.
A gas unlike any ever! Marlene? That is not eating.
Oh, Marlene? No, please.
You must to stop! I am royalty! It isn't right for commoner such is thyself Well, maybe just a minute more.
No! Marlene! How do I explain it to my mother? You're right.
Her problem, not ours.
Just maybe not so tight.
You there! Have you seen these lemur and otter? Which one of them is the otter? This one, obviously.
note the mustache? I thought that was a cat.
Then, I say have you seen this lemur and cat? No.
That's why I thought it was strange, that you drew a cat.
- It's not a cat.
- Then why is it have whiskers? - You know what, nevermind the otter.
- Cat.
Whatever! Have you seen the lemur? - What's a lemur? - I think we're done here.
- Any luck? - Negative, sorry.
This is getting us nowhere fast.
We need a new tact! Ring Tail! Ring Tail! Marlene! What are you doing? Skipper, I'm not comfortable watching this.
Marlene is in love with me.
What makes perfect sense.
Really.
I am a catch But why did this have to happen when she is gnarly and gross? Where - where - you -- is - taking - me - where? Help me! I am squeezed and hugged and dooden dooden to pulpyness! Kowalski.
tell me you pack the climbing gear.
Sorry, Skipper.
No room on the trail mix.
Oh, we cannot get up that tower Skipper, what about them? Good headwind today, huh? Hey, look! I can see my throne! Please, no pushing! Two of my top four pilots! It all comes down to me.
Again.
Bottoms up! Eh Where did that cage come from? Sorry, that's classified information.
Top marks, boys! - Does this mean - You know it does.
Will she ever be the same? Possibly.
But it may take months perhaps years to restore her back to her normal self.
Umm Guys? Why am I in a cage? Or maybe we just need to bring her home.
Marlene? Are you okay? I'm in a cage.
So not okay.
You don't remember anything that happened outside the zoo? - No.
.
.
- Skipper, The scientific term for this Weird.
- What's up? - Hey, hey! Oh, knock it off, you knucklehead! Now that you are much less growly I accept your invitation of courtship.
Wait what? You don't remember being hopelessly in love with me? Eww Eww.
You know what I say? I say you do remember.
And you're just trying to play it off.
That's what you are doing.
You are trying to play it off and to lift yourself higher.
It is not working.
Look, everybody looking at you.
Females of the species, any species who is understanding them? Excuse me.
I hear you, brother.
Guys? Hello! I thought We were getting snow-cones.
Guys?
Steady On my mark Go! And Time! Well done, boys! New record! - Which means - Say it, say it, say it.
Snow-cones! Hi guys! What are you doing? We're going to get yummy snow-cones! Want to come? Oh, yeah! Snow-cones! Snow-cones are the best! And by the way, a snow-cone is of which 8.
7% is recycled.
- OK.
Sounds good, let's go! - Excelente! Our intel has pinpointed a stand west of the museum.
Museum? Since when there's a museum in the zoo? Since and this is only an estimate, of course Never.
The snow-cones stand in the park, Marlene.
The park? I mean I mean the park park? Outside of the zoo walls? That's the one.
You can't miss it.
Yeah I just remembered that I gotta clean my habitat.
And, umm you know whole lot of other stuff.
Lot of stuff.
So, I'm way too busy to go over the wall for a snow-cones.
Kowalski! Baloney reading.
Skipper, I'm detecting a dangerous levels of baloney.
Marlene, do I need to call you a phony baloney? Yeah, okay, you guys are cute.
Listen, the truth is, umm I'm just well A little scared.
Of snow-cones? No! The outside! I was born in Captivity.
There, I said.
I never ever set foot outside.
Marlene, there is no reason to fear the outside world.
Other than random street crimes.
- And natural disasters.
- Industrial accidents.
- Badger attacks.
- Are you two finished? Falling space debris? Umm All finished The point is, Marlene, we are city sighting.
We'll be with you the whole time.
What can go wrong? Okay.
You win.
I am in.
I recommend the Rainbow Cone.
You get to try every flavors and it looks like the clown's head.
Absolute! Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go! - Where do you ? - Get the loads out, penguins.
It's snowy cones might melt.
Wow Wow It's just big! And free! And and outside! Outside, outside, outside.
Who cares? Where Others .
.
* Hey? Where is the outside? We leave him.
Tempting.
But it violate penguins code.
No walls No fences Put your pack into it, men! Ain't no hold me back.
I can I can go wild! - Hello, did you miss me? - Not as much as you might think.
Skipper? Where's Marlene? - Anything? - Negative.
- Nothing.
- Nada.
Blast! She's gone without a trace! - Is that Marlene? - She doesn't look quite right.
It is Marlene! She's just a little cranky.
That is a new vibe going on.
I like it.
It is .
.
Help! I'm being kidnapped! Somebody want to tell me what just happened? The answer is obvious: Marlene has fallen victim to The mind control satellite that circle our earth.
Get.
.
get get gear, evryone! Jeez, I thought she just gone wild! Right.
I'm declaring Red alert urgency! - Search and rescue, men! - Skipper? This means that we'll not getting snow-cones? Private! How can you even ask that a time like this? Well, start here.
This way and circle around.
Any questions? Okay, Marlene.
I suppose you'll be demanding some ransom.
Now I worth very much, then you should ask for top Why are you looking at my delicious legs and my robust rump? Wait! You are not going to ransom me.
You are going to eat me! Eat me, if you must but I will give you a terrible indigestion.
A gas unlike any ever! Marlene? That is not eating.
Oh, Marlene? No, please.
You must to stop! I am royalty! It isn't right for commoner such is thyself Well, maybe just a minute more.
No! Marlene! How do I explain it to my mother? You're right.
Her problem, not ours.
Just maybe not so tight.
You there! Have you seen these lemur and otter? Which one of them is the otter? This one, obviously.
note the mustache? I thought that was a cat.
Then, I say have you seen this lemur and cat? No.
That's why I thought it was strange, that you drew a cat.
- It's not a cat.
- Then why is it have whiskers? - You know what, nevermind the otter.
- Cat.
Whatever! Have you seen the lemur? - What's a lemur? - I think we're done here.
- Any luck? - Negative, sorry.
This is getting us nowhere fast.
We need a new tact! Ring Tail! Ring Tail! Marlene! What are you doing? Skipper, I'm not comfortable watching this.
Marlene is in love with me.
What makes perfect sense.
Really.
I am a catch But why did this have to happen when she is gnarly and gross? Where - where - you -- is - taking - me - where? Help me! I am squeezed and hugged and dooden dooden to pulpyness! Kowalski.
tell me you pack the climbing gear.
Sorry, Skipper.
No room on the trail mix.
Oh, we cannot get up that tower Skipper, what about them? Good headwind today, huh? Hey, look! I can see my throne! Please, no pushing! Two of my top four pilots! It all comes down to me.
Again.
Bottoms up! Eh Where did that cage come from? Sorry, that's classified information.
Top marks, boys! - Does this mean - You know it does.
Will she ever be the same? Possibly.
But it may take months perhaps years to restore her back to her normal self.
Umm Guys? Why am I in a cage? Or maybe we just need to bring her home.
Marlene? Are you okay? I'm in a cage.
So not okay.
You don't remember anything that happened outside the zoo? - No.
.
.
- Skipper, The scientific term for this Weird.
- What's up? - Hey, hey! Oh, knock it off, you knucklehead! Now that you are much less growly I accept your invitation of courtship.
Wait what? You don't remember being hopelessly in love with me? Eww Eww.
You know what I say? I say you do remember.
And you're just trying to play it off.
That's what you are doing.
You are trying to play it off and to lift yourself higher.
It is not working.
Look, everybody looking at you.
Females of the species, any species who is understanding them? Excuse me.
I hear you, brother.
Guys? Hello! I thought We were getting snow-cones.
Guys?