Bluey (2018) s01e28 Episode Script
Grannies
1
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
Eee! Eee! Eee!
Hey, Bingo,
what are you doing?
Just flossing!
Great.
Do you wanna play Grannies?
We can visit the shop.
Okay.
Can I still floss?
Mm, no,
I don't think grannies floss.
Yeah, they do.
[scrubbing]
Has this thing
ever been cleaned?
[old woman voice]
Here come the grannies!
Uh-oh.
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called Grannies.
Make sure you pick up
some beans for dinner, Rita.
[old woman voice]
What was that, Janet?
The shop's closed, Rita.
Pardon?
I said the shop's closed!
-Yeee!
-Oww!
[giggles]
Don't worry about her, love.
-[door opens, clatter]
-She's just looking for baked beans.
Hey!
Where are the beans?
Look, I think it's best if Ohh!
[snoring]
Janet! Wake up!
Ugh! Just having
a nana nap, love.
I couldn't find
any baked beans.
What have you got there?
Oh, nothin', dear.
Hey! You have to pay for those beans!
Run, Rita!
[giggles]
Aaah! Ohh!
[giggles]
I slipped on my beans!
[both giggle]
[normal voice] Eee! Eee!
[normal voice] Bingo,
you have to play properly.
You can only do
what grannies do!
And grannies don't floss.
They do!
Mum, who's right
me or Bingo?
Uh
go ask your father.
-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, yeah!
What are these kids eating?
Oh, what?
Uh, hey! Ooh-hoo!
[old woman voice]
Turn on the TV, Rita.
[old woman voice]
Okay, Janet.
-[toilet flushes]
-Ugh!
[kids giggle]
What are you kids doing?
Ah, it's that show
about the big blue baboon!
Baboon?!
Change the channel!
-[toilet flushes]
-Blah! Blah!
[kids giggle]
[normal voice]
Eee! Eee!
[normal voice]
Bingo, stop it!
Dad, tell Bingo
that grannies don't floss.
What are you kids on about?
We want to know
do grannies floss?
Do they?
How should I know?
Go and ask your nana!
-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, yeah!
[tablet ringing]
[beep]
Oh, hello?
[both giggling]
[both] Nana, down! Down!
Who's there?
-[both] Aah!
-Hang on.
[both]
Up, Nana! Up!
I can never work this thing!
-[both scream, laugh]
-Ohh! I'm gonna take this thing back!
[both] Back! Back!
Bob! Can you
work this thing out?
-Nana!
-Nana!
Oh, there ya go!
Hi, girls!
[both]
Nana, can you floss?
Oh, yes, Bingo.
I floss every night.
-[giggles]
-No, not your teeth.
The flossing dance!
This one
Eee! Eee! Eee!
Ohh?
Oh, my goodness!
Can I floss?
Well, I'll give it a go.
Woop, woop, woop!
Woop, woop, woop!
[chuckles]
That's not it.
Oh, this is hard!
You've gotta give it
some of these!
[vocalizing]
No, Bob,
that's not it!
-[giggling]
-No, it's not that, Nana.
Oh, look,
you know, kids,
I don't think
I can do the flossing.
Yeah, I was right!
Oosh!
Is this right?
[giggles]
Nana!
Hey, I've got it!
I've got it!
I'm doing it
Wahh! Oooh!
Oh, Bob!
[beep]
[giggles] See?
Grannies can't floss.
Okay, Bingo,
let's keep playing!
Bingo?
Bingo, do you still want to play?
No!
Just because I was right?
That's not fair, Bingo.
Hmph!
I hung out the washing
yesterday. It's your turn.
No, I did it.
I remember it distinctly.
Well, you're distinctly wrong.
Mum, I said that grannies can't floss,
but Bingo said they can.
But I was right!
We rang Nana, and she couldn't floss.
But Bingo won't play with me.
I don't understand.
That makes two of us.
Why isn't she playing?
Well, love, you need
to ask yourself a question.
-What?
-Do you want to be right
or do you want Bingo to keep playing?
Hmm.
Can't I have both?
-No!
-No!
I'm not gonna say
that grannies can floss,
'cause they can't!
But I want to keep
playing with Bingo.
What am I gonna do?
Wait! I know!
[tablet ringing]
Oh! Hello, Bluey!
Nana, you're going to learn
how to floss.
Oh, okay.
Let me get my glasses.
Your arms go like this.
All right.
The arms go up.
-[chuckles]
-Yeah no, not like that.
More like this,
with your arms.
-Okay.
-Yeah, yeah, that's it!
Just do this with your hips.
And I go like this?
Oh! I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
-Woop, woop! Woop, woop!
-You're doing it, Nana!
[both laugh]
You did it, Nana!
Bingo, look at this!
Look at this, Bingo!
[gasps]
Grannies can floss!
Yeah, I was wrong!
[gasps]
I knew it!
Thanks, Bluey!
Thanks, Nana!
You're welcome, Bingo!
[Bingo giggles]
This never ends!
[old woman voice] How about
a lovely drive to the shops?
[old woman voice] Okay, Janet.
[horn honks]
Lovely day for a drive,
wouldn't you say, Rita?
Sure is, Janet.
I'm gonna put
these wet clothes on the line ♪
-[horn honks]
-Put these
Ohh!
[groans]
Did you hear something, Rita?
No, love.
Oh, you poor fella.
I've done my back.
[both scream]
[horn honks]
[both giggle]
Nice parking spot, Rita!
Thanks, Janet.
[both giggle]
Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
Eee! Eee!
Eee! Eee!
Eee! Eee!
I hope we still floss at their age.
I think we will.
I think you're right.
-Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
-Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
[up-tempo music plays]
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
Eee! Eee! Eee!
Hey, Bingo,
what are you doing?
Just flossing!
Great.
Do you wanna play Grannies?
We can visit the shop.
Okay.
Can I still floss?
Mm, no,
I don't think grannies floss.
Yeah, they do.
[scrubbing]
Has this thing
ever been cleaned?
[old woman voice]
Here come the grannies!
Uh-oh.
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called Grannies.
Make sure you pick up
some beans for dinner, Rita.
[old woman voice]
What was that, Janet?
The shop's closed, Rita.
Pardon?
I said the shop's closed!
-Yeee!
-Oww!
[giggles]
Don't worry about her, love.
-[door opens, clatter]
-She's just looking for baked beans.
Hey!
Where are the beans?
Look, I think it's best if Ohh!
[snoring]
Janet! Wake up!
Ugh! Just having
a nana nap, love.
I couldn't find
any baked beans.
What have you got there?
Oh, nothin', dear.
Hey! You have to pay for those beans!
Run, Rita!
[giggles]
Aaah! Ohh!
[giggles]
I slipped on my beans!
[both giggle]
[normal voice] Eee! Eee!
[normal voice] Bingo,
you have to play properly.
You can only do
what grannies do!
And grannies don't floss.
They do!
Mum, who's right
me or Bingo?
Uh
go ask your father.
-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, yeah!
What are these kids eating?
Oh, what?
Uh, hey! Ooh-hoo!
[old woman voice]
Turn on the TV, Rita.
[old woman voice]
Okay, Janet.
-[toilet flushes]
-Ugh!
[kids giggle]
What are you kids doing?
Ah, it's that show
about the big blue baboon!
Baboon?!
Change the channel!
-[toilet flushes]
-Blah! Blah!
[kids giggle]
[normal voice]
Eee! Eee!
[normal voice]
Bingo, stop it!
Dad, tell Bingo
that grannies don't floss.
What are you kids on about?
We want to know
do grannies floss?
Do they?
How should I know?
Go and ask your nana!
-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, yeah!
[tablet ringing]
[beep]
Oh, hello?
[both giggling]
[both] Nana, down! Down!
Who's there?
-[both] Aah!
-Hang on.
[both]
Up, Nana! Up!
I can never work this thing!
-[both scream, laugh]
-Ohh! I'm gonna take this thing back!
[both] Back! Back!
Bob! Can you
work this thing out?
-Nana!
-Nana!
Oh, there ya go!
Hi, girls!
[both]
Nana, can you floss?
Oh, yes, Bingo.
I floss every night.
-[giggles]
-No, not your teeth.
The flossing dance!
This one
Eee! Eee! Eee!
Ohh?
Oh, my goodness!
Can I floss?
Well, I'll give it a go.
Woop, woop, woop!
Woop, woop, woop!
[chuckles]
That's not it.
Oh, this is hard!
You've gotta give it
some of these!
[vocalizing]
No, Bob,
that's not it!
-[giggling]
-No, it's not that, Nana.
Oh, look,
you know, kids,
I don't think
I can do the flossing.
Yeah, I was right!
Oosh!
Is this right?
[giggles]
Nana!
Hey, I've got it!
I've got it!
I'm doing it
Wahh! Oooh!
Oh, Bob!
[beep]
[giggles] See?
Grannies can't floss.
Okay, Bingo,
let's keep playing!
Bingo?
Bingo, do you still want to play?
No!
Just because I was right?
That's not fair, Bingo.
Hmph!
I hung out the washing
yesterday. It's your turn.
No, I did it.
I remember it distinctly.
Well, you're distinctly wrong.
Mum, I said that grannies can't floss,
but Bingo said they can.
But I was right!
We rang Nana, and she couldn't floss.
But Bingo won't play with me.
I don't understand.
That makes two of us.
Why isn't she playing?
Well, love, you need
to ask yourself a question.
-What?
-Do you want to be right
or do you want Bingo to keep playing?
Hmm.
Can't I have both?
-No!
-No!
I'm not gonna say
that grannies can floss,
'cause they can't!
But I want to keep
playing with Bingo.
What am I gonna do?
Wait! I know!
[tablet ringing]
Oh! Hello, Bluey!
Nana, you're going to learn
how to floss.
Oh, okay.
Let me get my glasses.
Your arms go like this.
All right.
The arms go up.
-[chuckles]
-Yeah no, not like that.
More like this,
with your arms.
-Okay.
-Yeah, yeah, that's it!
Just do this with your hips.
And I go like this?
Oh! I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
-Woop, woop! Woop, woop!
-You're doing it, Nana!
[both laugh]
You did it, Nana!
Bingo, look at this!
Look at this, Bingo!
[gasps]
Grannies can floss!
Yeah, I was wrong!
[gasps]
I knew it!
Thanks, Bluey!
Thanks, Nana!
You're welcome, Bingo!
[Bingo giggles]
This never ends!
[old woman voice] How about
a lovely drive to the shops?
[old woman voice] Okay, Janet.
[horn honks]
Lovely day for a drive,
wouldn't you say, Rita?
Sure is, Janet.
I'm gonna put
these wet clothes on the line ♪
-[horn honks]
-Put these
Ohh!
[groans]
Did you hear something, Rita?
No, love.
Oh, you poor fella.
I've done my back.
[both scream]
[horn honks]
[both giggle]
Nice parking spot, Rita!
Thanks, Janet.
[both giggle]
Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
Eee! Eee!
Eee! Eee!
Eee! Eee!
I hope we still floss at their age.
I think we will.
I think you're right.
-Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
-Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
[up-tempo music plays]