Bunnicula (2016) s01e29 Episode Script
Puzzle Madness
1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(ROARS)
(GIGGLES)
HAROLD: Hmm.
Huh.
(ANNOYED TONE) Uh.
(STAMMERS) Nobody help me,
I can do this.
Argh!
A-ha! No.
Oh, no. Now I'll never know
what this puzzle is
a picture of.
(GASPS)
MALE VOICE: (ON TV)
That's a W. Can you guess
the magic word?
-(EXCLAIMS)
-Oh, don't worry, Bunns.
I know how much you like
figuring these things out
on your own.
-MAN: I'd like to guess
the magic word, Jerry.
-Know-it-all.
MAN: Is it "Know-it-all"?
That's absolutely correct!
-You win $100,000.
Before taxes.
-Hmm.
He asked the creature
a final riddle.
"A box without hinges,
key or lid,
"yet golden treasure
inside is hid." Hmm.
Maybe it's Chester's cat box.
I don't know.
Come on, guys. It's an egg.
-Hmm.
-Puzzles are designed to test
ingenuity or knowledge.
And since neither one of you
have any ingenuity
or knowledge,
maybe you wanna leave
the puzzle-solving to me.
"Easy", he said,
"it's an egg."
What Oh, what?
It's a And it's "Egg"?
(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
What are we doing
down here, Harold?
Oh. Bunnicula said he had
something puzzling
he wanted to show you.
I think this is it.
Oh, great. It's some sort
of creepy box.
(GIGGLING)
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS, SCREAMING)
(GIGGLING)
Bunnicula! Not funny!
Now I feel like I've got
only eight lives left.
(GIGGLES)
Yeah!
What a cool little box.
Is that what you wanted
to show Chester?
(MELLOW EXCLAMATION)
(EXPLAINING)
(CHUCKLES) Oh!
The box is a puzzle.
What's this about a puzzle?
Hmm. Oh, this? (CHUCKLES)
(SCOFFING)
(IMITATING GHOSTLY VOICE)
So what you're saying is
Uh, what's he saying?
The puzzle is a gateway
to awesomeness.
But it's way too hard
for you to solve.
(SCOFFS AND LAUGHS)
I can solve any puzzle.
Give me.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
Metal box. (GRUNTS)
No visible lid.
(SNIFFING)
(METAL CLANKING)
What's your secret?
Oh, my gosh.
Is that another egg? (GASPS)
Is there a square
baby chicken in there?
Don't be ridiculous, Harold.
Time to apply a little
ingenuity and knowledge.
Watch and learn.
(GRUNTING)
(DRILLING)
(YAWNS)
(EXCLAIMING)
Hey! Uh-uh.
I don't need any hints.
I will solve this on my own
and you will call me
the greatest puzzle solver
in the universe.
(NARRATOR READING)
Hey, Chester!
You wanna come upstairs?
You haven't used the cat box
in weeks.
34 times 10, uh, calculate
for spooky action at
a distance
-Did you open
that egg yet, Chester?
-(CONTINUES MUMBLING)
It's not an egg, Harold.
It's a box.
Well, if an egg can be a box,
then why can't the box
be an egg?
(GROANS) For the same reason
that a square is always
a rectangle,
but a rectangle doesn't have
to be a square.
(GASPS) Oh.
I've been looking at this
all wrong.
This isn't a box
that needs to be opened.
It's like Bunnicula said,
this is a doorway
to awesomeness.
Maybe I just need to knock.
(METAL CLANGING)
(CLATTERING INSIDE BOX)
Ha! Puzzle solved.
Uh, it's what this means,
right? I solved it?
(EXCLAIMING JOYFULLY)
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
-(HAROLD CHUCKLING)
-(GASPS)
(GIDDY TONE) Oh.
(GROANS) Wha
Where are we?
Uh Harold? Harold?
Wh Where'd you go?
I'm right here, dude.
How come
you're on the ceiling?
I'm not the one
on the ceiling. Am I?
(GASPS)
(VOICE TREMBLING)
Don't worry, BFF.
I'm coming for you.
Whoo-hoo!
(CHESTER YELLING)
(GRUNTS)
See? I told you,
you were on the ceiling.
(GROANS) Bunnicula!
Get in here!
I know you're behind this.
(LAUGHS) Ta-da!
All right, Bunnicula.
Very funny.
The box was
a literal doorway.
Now tell us
how to get out of here.
(EXPLAINING)
One, two, three.
(EXCLAIMS)
I still don't know
what you're saying.
We gotta solve three puzzles
to get out of the box.
More puzzles.
Now you're talking!
You're on, Dracu-lop!
I can solve
whatever you throw at me.
-(LAUGHING)
-(ALARM RINGS)
-(GASPS)
-Where do you think
you're going?
(EXCLAIMING WORRIEDLY)
Bunnicula. Hey!
Locked. (GROANS)
Classic Bunnicula.
All right. Well, the key
is up there.
But Bunnicula said this piece
of paper is the key.
No, it's right up there,
Harold.
He's just messing
with our minds.
(GASPS) What are you doing?
I thought you were a spider.
Are we getting taller?
Why would you ask me that?
Well, either
you're getting taller,
or the door
is getting shorter.
-(DOOR CREAKING)
-Sometimes a door
is just a door.
But not this one.
It's like some kind of
Benjamin Butt door.
We gotta get out of here fast.
'Cause we'll be trapped.
Quick. Throw me that
parchment. (GRUNTS)
Don't get smart with me.
Oh, I won't.
(READING) The key lies within
this parchment.
Ah, this is all just a bunch
of gobbledygook.
Gobbledygook!
We're gonna get that key
the old-fashioned way.
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
Argh! I gotta solve
this puzzle.
All right, Chester,
you can do this.
Just think. Think. Think!
Harold. Give me back
the piece of paper.
Roger that, Mission Control.
-Harold!
-The X-12 is coming in
for a landing.
-Swoosh.
-You fool!
That piece of paper
is our ticket out of here.
Without that,
we'll never get the key.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
Get the key!
Harold! Go! Go!
Oh, that's tight.
-You could slide down.
I can't
-(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS) Great.
Now where are we?
Ha, ha. The parchment
was literally the answer.
Very clever. I solved
your little puzzle.
(GROANS) Harold did.
-But he got lucky.
-It's kinda my thing.
Now bring on the next puzzle.
(BUNNICULA EXPLAINING)
The key is in the edges?
(EXCLAIMS)
(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER)
All right, Harold. Check it.
Bunnicula says the key
is in the edges,
which is ridiculous because
the entire place is edges.
And why do we need a key
when there is no door?
So the first thing we need
to do is find something
that looks like a door.
Hmm, what's this?
Did you find a door?
No. But I found an edge.
I told you, Harold.
This place is full of edges.
You gotta look
(CREAKING)
What are you doing?
This is impossible.
Whoa.
But How did you What
Ah Who Argh.
Bunnicula.
All right, Bunnicula.
Harold got that one too,
but it's because your puzzles
are designed for 2-year olds.
(SCOFFS)
(EXPLAINING)
When you don't
have the answer,
you'll have the answer?
(LAUGHING)
Ah!
Oh, hey, look.
It's nothing.
Well, there is the big,
creepy spider hole.
Oh. Fantastic.
I love spiders.
-Really?
-No.
What kind of puzzle is this?
-There's nothing here.
-(METAL HINGE CREAKS)
Huh? Uh-oh.
Harold,
the ceiling's coming down.
-Cool.
-No. Not cool.
(GRUNTS) Invisible barriers.
-We can't get out.
-Well, then I guess
we'll just live here
for the rest of our lives.
Yeah, it's like 30 seconds.
-(METAL HINGES CREAKING)
-Crushed or jump in a hole
full of spiders.
-How is this even a puzzle?
-It doesn't sound like
you have the answer.
So, you have the answer.
Yeah. When is a puzzle
not a puzzle?
When it requires no ingenuity
or knowledge to solve it.
(CHUCKLES) Don't you see?
Logic doesn't apply here.
We can solve the puzzle
however we want.
-Take my hand.
-Okie-dokie.
Hang on tight.
We're solving this puzzle.
Yeah!
Let's get out of here. Yeah!
(WHOOPING)
Ha! In your face, Bunnicula.
I solved your puzzles.
Wow, Chester. You are my hero.
(GRUNTS)
Say it. Say
I'm the best puzzle solver
in the entire universe!
(GRUMBLING)
Yes! Yes, I did it!
I am the king!
(LAUGHING)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
You know, Bunnic,
I was worried that when
you told Chester
that paperweight was a puzzle,
he'd drive himself crazy
trying to solve it.
But he looks like
he's having a great time.
You wanna go
get some snacks?
-Uh-huh.
-Okay, me too.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(ROARS)
(GIGGLES)
HAROLD: Hmm.
Huh.
(ANNOYED TONE) Uh.
(STAMMERS) Nobody help me,
I can do this.
Argh!
A-ha! No.
Oh, no. Now I'll never know
what this puzzle is
a picture of.
(GASPS)
MALE VOICE: (ON TV)
That's a W. Can you guess
the magic word?
-(EXCLAIMS)
-Oh, don't worry, Bunns.
I know how much you like
figuring these things out
on your own.
-MAN: I'd like to guess
the magic word, Jerry.
-Know-it-all.
MAN: Is it "Know-it-all"?
That's absolutely correct!
-You win $100,000.
Before taxes.
-Hmm.
He asked the creature
a final riddle.
"A box without hinges,
key or lid,
"yet golden treasure
inside is hid." Hmm.
Maybe it's Chester's cat box.
I don't know.
Come on, guys. It's an egg.
-Hmm.
-Puzzles are designed to test
ingenuity or knowledge.
And since neither one of you
have any ingenuity
or knowledge,
maybe you wanna leave
the puzzle-solving to me.
"Easy", he said,
"it's an egg."
What Oh, what?
It's a And it's "Egg"?
(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
What are we doing
down here, Harold?
Oh. Bunnicula said he had
something puzzling
he wanted to show you.
I think this is it.
Oh, great. It's some sort
of creepy box.
(GIGGLING)
-(ROARS)
-(GASPS, SCREAMING)
(GIGGLING)
Bunnicula! Not funny!
Now I feel like I've got
only eight lives left.
(GIGGLES)
Yeah!
What a cool little box.
Is that what you wanted
to show Chester?
(MELLOW EXCLAMATION)
(EXPLAINING)
(CHUCKLES) Oh!
The box is a puzzle.
What's this about a puzzle?
Hmm. Oh, this? (CHUCKLES)
(SCOFFING)
(IMITATING GHOSTLY VOICE)
So what you're saying is
Uh, what's he saying?
The puzzle is a gateway
to awesomeness.
But it's way too hard
for you to solve.
(SCOFFS AND LAUGHS)
I can solve any puzzle.
Give me.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
Metal box. (GRUNTS)
No visible lid.
(SNIFFING)
(METAL CLANKING)
What's your secret?
Oh, my gosh.
Is that another egg? (GASPS)
Is there a square
baby chicken in there?
Don't be ridiculous, Harold.
Time to apply a little
ingenuity and knowledge.
Watch and learn.
(GRUNTING)
(DRILLING)
(YAWNS)
(EXCLAIMING)
Hey! Uh-uh.
I don't need any hints.
I will solve this on my own
and you will call me
the greatest puzzle solver
in the universe.
(NARRATOR READING)
Hey, Chester!
You wanna come upstairs?
You haven't used the cat box
in weeks.
34 times 10, uh, calculate
for spooky action at
a distance
-Did you open
that egg yet, Chester?
-(CONTINUES MUMBLING)
It's not an egg, Harold.
It's a box.
Well, if an egg can be a box,
then why can't the box
be an egg?
(GROANS) For the same reason
that a square is always
a rectangle,
but a rectangle doesn't have
to be a square.
(GASPS) Oh.
I've been looking at this
all wrong.
This isn't a box
that needs to be opened.
It's like Bunnicula said,
this is a doorway
to awesomeness.
Maybe I just need to knock.
(METAL CLANGING)
(CLATTERING INSIDE BOX)
Ha! Puzzle solved.
Uh, it's what this means,
right? I solved it?
(EXCLAIMING JOYFULLY)
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
-(HAROLD CHUCKLING)
-(GASPS)
(GIDDY TONE) Oh.
(GROANS) Wha
Where are we?
Uh Harold? Harold?
Wh Where'd you go?
I'm right here, dude.
How come
you're on the ceiling?
I'm not the one
on the ceiling. Am I?
(GASPS)
(VOICE TREMBLING)
Don't worry, BFF.
I'm coming for you.
Whoo-hoo!
(CHESTER YELLING)
(GRUNTS)
See? I told you,
you were on the ceiling.
(GROANS) Bunnicula!
Get in here!
I know you're behind this.
(LAUGHS) Ta-da!
All right, Bunnicula.
Very funny.
The box was
a literal doorway.
Now tell us
how to get out of here.
(EXPLAINING)
One, two, three.
(EXCLAIMS)
I still don't know
what you're saying.
We gotta solve three puzzles
to get out of the box.
More puzzles.
Now you're talking!
You're on, Dracu-lop!
I can solve
whatever you throw at me.
-(LAUGHING)
-(ALARM RINGS)
-(GASPS)
-Where do you think
you're going?
(EXCLAIMING WORRIEDLY)
Bunnicula. Hey!
Locked. (GROANS)
Classic Bunnicula.
All right. Well, the key
is up there.
But Bunnicula said this piece
of paper is the key.
No, it's right up there,
Harold.
He's just messing
with our minds.
(GASPS) What are you doing?
I thought you were a spider.
Are we getting taller?
Why would you ask me that?
Well, either
you're getting taller,
or the door
is getting shorter.
-(DOOR CREAKING)
-Sometimes a door
is just a door.
But not this one.
It's like some kind of
Benjamin Butt door.
We gotta get out of here fast.
'Cause we'll be trapped.
Quick. Throw me that
parchment. (GRUNTS)
Don't get smart with me.
Oh, I won't.
(READING) The key lies within
this parchment.
Ah, this is all just a bunch
of gobbledygook.
Gobbledygook!
We're gonna get that key
the old-fashioned way.
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
Argh! I gotta solve
this puzzle.
All right, Chester,
you can do this.
Just think. Think. Think!
Harold. Give me back
the piece of paper.
Roger that, Mission Control.
-Harold!
-The X-12 is coming in
for a landing.
-Swoosh.
-You fool!
That piece of paper
is our ticket out of here.
Without that,
we'll never get the key.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
Get the key!
Harold! Go! Go!
Oh, that's tight.
-You could slide down.
I can't
-(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS) Great.
Now where are we?
Ha, ha. The parchment
was literally the answer.
Very clever. I solved
your little puzzle.
(GROANS) Harold did.
-But he got lucky.
-It's kinda my thing.
Now bring on the next puzzle.
(BUNNICULA EXPLAINING)
The key is in the edges?
(EXCLAIMS)
(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER)
All right, Harold. Check it.
Bunnicula says the key
is in the edges,
which is ridiculous because
the entire place is edges.
And why do we need a key
when there is no door?
So the first thing we need
to do is find something
that looks like a door.
Hmm, what's this?
Did you find a door?
No. But I found an edge.
I told you, Harold.
This place is full of edges.
You gotta look
(CREAKING)
What are you doing?
This is impossible.
Whoa.
But How did you What
Ah Who Argh.
Bunnicula.
All right, Bunnicula.
Harold got that one too,
but it's because your puzzles
are designed for 2-year olds.
(SCOFFS)
(EXPLAINING)
When you don't
have the answer,
you'll have the answer?
(LAUGHING)
Ah!
Oh, hey, look.
It's nothing.
Well, there is the big,
creepy spider hole.
Oh. Fantastic.
I love spiders.
-Really?
-No.
What kind of puzzle is this?
-There's nothing here.
-(METAL HINGE CREAKS)
Huh? Uh-oh.
Harold,
the ceiling's coming down.
-Cool.
-No. Not cool.
(GRUNTS) Invisible barriers.
-We can't get out.
-Well, then I guess
we'll just live here
for the rest of our lives.
Yeah, it's like 30 seconds.
-(METAL HINGES CREAKING)
-Crushed or jump in a hole
full of spiders.
-How is this even a puzzle?
-It doesn't sound like
you have the answer.
So, you have the answer.
Yeah. When is a puzzle
not a puzzle?
When it requires no ingenuity
or knowledge to solve it.
(CHUCKLES) Don't you see?
Logic doesn't apply here.
We can solve the puzzle
however we want.
-Take my hand.
-Okie-dokie.
Hang on tight.
We're solving this puzzle.
Yeah!
Let's get out of here. Yeah!
(WHOOPING)
Ha! In your face, Bunnicula.
I solved your puzzles.
Wow, Chester. You are my hero.
(GRUNTS)
Say it. Say
I'm the best puzzle solver
in the entire universe!
(GRUMBLING)
Yes! Yes, I did it!
I am the king!
(LAUGHING)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
You know, Bunnic,
I was worried that when
you told Chester
that paperweight was a puzzle,
he'd drive himself crazy
trying to solve it.
But he looks like
he's having a great time.
You wanna go
get some snacks?
-Uh-huh.
-Okay, me too.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)