Melrose Place s01e29 Episode Script

Are you kidding me? You must've missed a decimal point or something.
We owe, we owe, it's off to work we go.
This is $8,400.
Everything, the whole wad.
We don't get paid for two months, Not to mention utilities and keeping up stock, our lease.
- You know what they say about taxes.
- Not funny.
- I want you to take another look.
- I've looked at this, Jake.
Day and night for a week and 8,400 is as good as it gets.
- I should've gotten a real accountant.
- How did I know that was coming? If you didn't know what you were doing, you should come out and say it.
Tell you what.
Go and hire a real accountant for $400.
And he'll tell you the same thing.
And then you'll owe $8,800.
This is a real mess.
- We're in real trouble.
- No, you're in trouble.
- I am out of here.
- Jo! - Jo.
- Do your own books.
No, that's fine, OK, thanks.
Bye bye.
What's up? Doctor's appointment.
A doctor's appointment.
That must be the fourth oldest lie in the world? You're welcome to call the hospital, Amanda.
In fact, I bet you can talk to my doctor directly, if you'd like.
He could sign a note like grammar school.
Alison, I'm kidding.
Go ahead.
And I hope everything's OK.
Alison, Amanda, if you all could please step into my office, it's important.
Right there.
Well, it's official.
I'm engaged.
Oh, that's wonderful! It's out of the blue, the last thing you'd expect.
- Who is he? Do we know him? - Wait.
The salt-and-pepper guy with curls? Yes, Irving Marshall, Jr of Marshall and Westel.
We're giving a small engagement party a huge engagement party at his family's house.
And you both have to be there.
Everything is so last minute, it's madness.
- I've never seen you this happy.
- It shows? Good.
Well, we know he's handsome.
And rich.
So, I assume in the bedroom he's - Amanda - Phenomenal.
I figured as much, to jump in so quickly.
When you know something's right, it's pointless to wait.
Absolutely.
With my last boyfriend, Billy, one night in bed with him and I moved him in.
He had unbelievable stamina.
Even with an 8.
00 meeting the next morning.
Yeah, you just don't let a guy like that get away.
Ever.
You're looking for that region of the back where the spine makes its contrapuntal curve into the tailbone Excuse me, continue without me and I'll catch up.
Hello, doctor.
I have been incredibly distracted all morning.
I'm having the same problem.
What are we gonna do about this? This is complete madness.
I can't make a move without Amanda making some comment, a pointed remark.
The worst part is me doing it back, trying to match her dig for dig.
You should try a swim.
It's a great way to wash away the frustrations of a work day.
Nancy likes an article a week out of her staff writers.
I'll be burnt out in a month.
At least you don't work for Amanda the Hun.
- That's good.
Amanda the Hun.
- Go ahead, laugh.
You got off easy.
You break her heart, she breaks my back.
What do you want me to do? She knows it's over between us.
That doesn't mean she's given up.
She still talks about you like you're the love of her life.
- There's nothing I can do about that.
- Stop making this into an ego trip.
It is clear the woman punishes me because of what happened between you.
- Want me to go out with her again? - No.
OK, then.
This latest today, that was the worst.
What? - Never mind.
It's too embarrassing.
- Tell me.
It's just this insinuation she keeps making that she's this experienced woman.
And I'm some kind of Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.
You? Well, maybe, Joan of Arc.
Billy Alison, you're a wholesome woman.
Some men, they get turned on by that.
Well, like farmers and the 4-H crowd.
You are not helping.
Think about it.
She's trying to make you doubt yourself.
It's the exact same thing she did to me.
The woman is totally transparent.
For your information, I was president of my 4-H club! Hi.
I was wondering if you could just explain a few things.
These forms are so complicated.
Now that I'm not doing your books I have all this time, I'm going off to a movie, actually.
Line by line deductions.
Bummer.
You'll get the hang of it.
You're being a child about this! - Billy.
- Hi.
Alison's at a doctor's appointment.
- A follow-up to her surgery.
- Then you must be here to see me.
I came down to figure out what's going on.
- What you're doing and why.
- I don't understand.
Doing what? You're driving Alison crazy.
Every night I hear of the latest torture inflicted.
If you're punishing her cos of me, that's not fair.
If you wanna have it out, fine, but I want Alison left out of this.
This is what she tells you, I torture her? - That's ridiculous, ask anyone.
- She says you act like we're going out.
And she tells me that you've been going out with other woman, is that true? No.
If you want the truth, I've been holding her up.
She's brain dead since she broke up with Keith.
Distracted, disorganized.
Look at her desk.
Go look at it.
She can barely keep up.
- Remember when you gave me that? - Yeah.
I guess it's been hard for me to let go.
So living together didn't work out.
But the rest of what we had, friendship and companionship.
I really miss that.
I hope you're not mad.
It's only a photograph.
I just don't want her to become a victim in this.
- A part she plays so well.
- Amanda.
OK, all right, you win.
I'll be more sensitive.
But I'm telling you, it's Alison with the problems, not me.
- I've got to get back to work.
- Keep in touch, OK? Sure.
Everything checks out.
You're in perfect health.
Great.
I really appreciate it.
- Remember, check-ups every six months.
- Got it.
Oh, I'm all turned around.
Where's the parking lot? Take the elevator to the main floor and parking is right outside.
Thanks.
Let's say I go to Lucy's engagement party with you.
Amanda's there, she makes a big deal out of everything.
There's tension, right? A conflict develops.
Things at work will go from bad to worse.
Or she realizes she can't mess with us, that she's not making inroads.
- What, scared you'll be tempted? - I'm thinking about you.
- I don't want you to be uncomfortable.
- Amanda will be uncomfortable.
- Which would be a nice change.
- I hope it's not black tie.
- I don't have money for a rental.
- Dress is California hip.
Whatever that means.
Janey, remind me to call Mr Kay.
We need a new washer.
It's not Janey.
If you think we're going to have a talk about this, forget it.
You've had a whole day to think up a story, or an excuse.
I'm sure you've dreamed up a better scenario, what's the point? I don't know what explanation there could be.
I know what I saw.
Kimberly had a tough morning.
I was trying to comfort her.
Doctors who work in extreme situations tend to become close.
Not that you'd understand.
You're having an affair with her, aren't you? God, Michael, how could you do this to Jane? - How did Keith do it? - That's different.
Was it? You two are the only happy couple I know.
And we'll stay happy, if you don't say anything.
You tell Jane, it'll destroy her and us.
Then you'd have the blood of two marriages on your hands.
I just don't understand why.
Why would you risk something so perfect for For what? Instant gratification? Guys are like that, Alison.
Sometimes we need variety, we need to feel good about ourselves.
Sometimes we can't say no to temptation.
Any other questions? Good.
That washer's out of order.
You'll have to use the other one See? The seams have to be invisible.
Otherwise when it's wet, it'll bunch and show.
Try it again.
Wet it down.
Start over.
I need all of them redone right this time.
Watching you is like looking in a mirror, and that is not a compliment.
- The buyers will be here tomorrow.
- If I may share some wisdom, bathing suits are not worth dying for.
Nor are dresses or low-paying jobs.
- I want everything perfect.
- I want designers who aren't burnt out.
You're no good writhing on the floor, speaking in tongues.
- You're exaggerating, Kay.
- Nancy Schessler, two years ago.
- Somebody's gotta do it.
- Jane, as your boss and not very close personal friend, I'm ordering you out to lunch with your husband, who I'm sure you've been neglecting.
- Actually, he's been just as busy.
- All the more reason.
Go, drink too much, rent a motel room.
That's it.
One foot in front of the other.
Hup two, three, four.
- I'm looking for Dr Mancini.
- Mancini.
Out to lunch, I think.
The sign-out sheet's over there.
- Albion's? - Right down the street.
Great cheese bread.
Look, I can't explain it, either.
But all I know is just that there is this incredible attraction.
And I think I feel the same thing from you.
- Does Dr Mancini have a reservation? - Yes.
- Show me his table? - My God.
- Jane! Over here.
- Thanks.
- Hi.
- Unbelievable.
- Great.
How'd you find me? - Sign out sheet.
- I wanted to surprise you.
- You have.
Sit down.
Join us, slip in there.
You remember Kimberly? - Hi.
- Hi.
We're celebrating two appendectomies and a bypass.
- Wow, busy morning.
- Yeah.
Wine? Gosh, this is a special occasion.
- Bring another Chardonnay and menu.
- Sure.
- You don't mind, do you, Kimberly? - Oh, not at all.
Things were nuts at work, so Kay suggested I go out to lunch.
- My first lunch out in a month.
- Really? Ours too.
Jane's got a line of swimwear coming out.
- Great.
- It's not exactly all mine.
But it's a big step up.
By the way, you'd look great in my one piece.
French cut with a plunging back, and the colors We're getting the material from Bali, it is unbelievable.
- What's your size? - Four.
Know what? I just remembered that Levin wants me in on a biopsy.
- What about your lunch? - Jane can have it, if you like shrimp.
- Sure, love them.
- Great.
Well, enjoy it.
It was nice to see you again.
Michael, I'll see you later.
Oh, thank you.
Sweetheart, it's weird.
I get the feeling that that woman has no life of her own.
You've got that right.
I was expecting somebody more dashing, debonair.
They're coming this way so just smile and kiss butt.
- Hi, Alison.
- Hi, Lucy.
Sorry, I never remember your name.
You're the roommate? - Billy.
- Billy.
- This is Irving, my fiancee.
- Nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming.
- Thanks for having us.
- There's Shirley.
Come on, excuse us.
- Shouldn't somebody warn him? - Did you see that grin? He's in heaven.
- Let's go get a drink.
- Yeah, sure.
- Man, look at this place.
- Hello again, Billy.
Alison.
Lucy sure knows how to throw a party.
Yeah, no kidding.
- Great dress, Alison.
- Thank you.
Yeah, yours too.
- You like it? - Where's your date, Amanda? It was so last minute, I couldn't find anyone.
- Pitiful, huh? - You want to dance? Later.
So, wow, you guys came together? Is this a date, friends? Or is there something I should know.
He didn't have anything to do, so - You know, I'm starving.
- How about a dance? For old times sake? - You don't mind, do you, Alison? - Of course not.
Go ahead.
- Nice fit.
- Yeah.
It's very flattering.
I wasn't talking about the dress.
I was talking about us.
Oh.
Yeah.
Right.
All right, I'm confused.
- This guy Billy, he's your roommate? - Right.
But Amanda has a picture of him on her desk and refers to him as her boyfriend.
- What is this? I don't get it.
- That is a very good question.
I always wondered if a man was at the heart of the problems you have with her.
Oh, believe me, it's nothing that melodramatic.
Come on, Lucy.
Mother's here.
I'll be right there, honey.
So he's got a minor mother thing.
No guy's perfect.
It's really not like me to be this forward.
It's just I miss you.
The jumping into bed quickly, moving in together, of course it would flare out.
Of course we were going to say things we didn't mean.
But I know you miss me too.
I saw it in your eyes at the office, under the pretence of protecting Alison.
You can't be happy in that apartment.
In your room, all by yourself - I'm surviving.
- We're both surviving, Billy.
That's the problem.
Surviving isn't living, it's existing.
Look, you can close the door on our romance, I can learn to live with that.
But please, don't shut me out of our friendship.
Why would I want to do that? You don't know how happy that makes me.
Just to know that you're there.
I'm sorry, I wasn't God, why does this keep happening to me? - Alison, wait.
- No.
- I'm gonna go home.
- Alison.
I told you, you didn't have to leave.
If you wanted to stay I didn't want to stay, or kiss her.
That's what this is about.
I saw you fight her off on the dance floor, the gazebo.
- You resisted her all over the place.
- Oh, you're losing it.
Next you'll tell me the sex was lousy and you don't miss it.
- Well, no, the sex was great.
- Exactly my point.
So all it takes is good sex to keep me happy? Amanda wiggles her behind and I come running? - I didn't think I was implying.
- Where is this coming from then? - Michael.
That's what this is about.
- Michael? What? Never mind.
Forget I said anything.
I wanna know, if I'm being judged based on someone else.
He's having an affair, OK? With someone at the hospital.
That Kimberly.
And it's not about love or anything, just sexual desire.
I can't believe I'm telling you this.
Forget I said anything.
- This does not leave this apartment.
- Whatever he does, it's not me, OK? I'm not so unfeeling I'd just fall into bed with a woman I'm not in love with.
I know how to say no.
Look at our relationship.
I've slept in a room next to you, and not once have I acted on my temptations.
If either one of us had temptations, don't you think we would have acted on them? Yeah, you'd think so.
- This is a stupid conversation.
- I'll say.
Good night, Billy.
Good night.
No! Hold him.
Are you OK? Kimberly.
- What is it? - I can't do this.
Ever since lunch, all I can think about is Jane.
Don't.
You can't.
- She has nothing to do with us.
- You're married to her! Sweet, innocent Jane doesn't deserve any of this.
Kimberly, I'm only gonna say this once.
This, what we have, you and I, it is completely separate from her.
I don't know.
I'm so confused.
OK.
Look, you're right, We shouldn't have let it happen.
But it did happen.
- So, now stopping it, or ending it - I just can't.
- Amanda, do you have a sec? - It can't wait? I have a presentation in 20 minutes.
I'd like to get it out before the day begins.
I'm waiting.
It won't work, that's all, what you're doing.
You think you can smile, steal a kiss here and there, and play on whatever it is you had before.
Great sex, that's what we had before.
And you're wrong when you say I think I can do it, because I know I can.
I understand men, Alison.
- Well, last night he came home with me.
- And what did you do once you got home? Got a dose of what he thinks of you.
You need a dose of something, but it isn't talk.
And as far as Billy's concerned, he's as red-blooded as the next guy.
You're wrong, Amanda.
Billy's different.
He's special.
Oh, my God.
You're in love with him.
How sad.
Everyone out there is getting what they want.
Everyone except Alison.
I can't stay with this another second.
I'm going to Shooters, want to come? No, I better not.
I've got to finish this.
Thanks.
So how was Amanda today? - Better.
- Really? All quiet at the D & D front.
Has she tried to call you? No.
Thank God.
Every time the phone rings, I duck for cover.
- You sure you don't want to come? - No, thanks.
You go ahead.
- Have fun.
- OK.
See you.
OK.
Get a grip, Alison.
Honey, we are too young to be working this hard.
The price of success.
I'll be done in a little bit, and then we will have some dinner and wine.
Look, you've got a deadline to meet.
So I'm just gonna go out, you know, get some air.
- OK.
- All right? I won't be late.
Can I get a scotch on the rocks, please? - What's up, Michael? - Hi, Billy.
- Where's Jane? - Home.
It's true what they say about when it rains it pours.
Last month I didn't have a job, or a girlfriend.
Now I got a job and a girlfriend who won't take no for an answer.
You remember Amanda? It takes everything out of me to resist her.
Maybe I should just go for it, satisfy the need and worry about the consequences later.
Or maybe you should stop drinking so much coffee at work.
What can I say? I'm a dumper.
Some people, they bottle things up, I dump.
Go for it.
- It's that easy? - Sure.
Until somebody finds out and somebody else gets hurt and your life falls apart.
I see.
So how much did Alison actually tell you? I wasn't going to say anything.
But you're a dumper and dumpers have to dump.
I couldn't believe it.
I just think that maybe Everybody in this world has different needs, and has different ways of taking care of those needs.
- I wasn't - Everybody in our building is too damned concerned with everybody else's business.
I'm the manager, OK? I collect the rent and I keep up with repairs.
You pass that around.
And the rest keep to yourself.
I'm losing my mind.
Since I got back from Seattle my life's just been insane.
My relationship with Billy is on this rollercoaster, and no matter how hard I try to get it back to the way things were, I can't.
I mean, we have this friendship, right? And it's a great friendship.
And I guess neither of us wants to jeopardize that.
But I am thinking about doing something about it, but something Amanda said is getting right smack in the way.
- I wouldn't listen to Amanda.
- But she's right.
I am too timid.
I don't know the first thing about going after a guy.
The Amandas of the world blow me out of the water.
- Cos you're always the one pursued.
- Like with Keith.
It is so much easier.
I don't know what to do.
Well, you and Billy would make a great couple.
All right.
I'm going down there.
He's coming home any second and I'll just Be spontaneous, don't plan anything.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Good night, Jo.
Thank you.
Any time.
Sorry.
My place.
I guess it hasn't felt that way since you left.
Listen to me, I'm rambling on.
- What's up? - Not much.
Going out for awhile.
OK.
Billy.
I'm sorry, I know you didn't want me to call.
I'm just so lonely tonight and I really need a friend.
Could you come over tonight? I'm here, at our place.
Sorry.
My place.
I guess it hasn't felt that way since you left.
Listen to me, I'm rambling on.
Yeah, come in.
Well, there you go.
All finished.
Let's just skip on down to the last page here.
Zero dollars owed.
What'd you do? Well, you remember those four bikes we sold in December? Guess what? We didn't sell them.
We'll sell them this year in June.
And I also wrote off some inventory that we don't exactly have and I exaggerated slightly on our travel expenses.
We didn't go anywhere.
Does the computer know that? Does the computer care.
- We'll get audited.
- Months from now.
- We'll go to jail.
- Jake.
Your taxes are finished.
You don't owe $8,000.
So just sign them and send them, and we'll get back to some semblance of a real life.
Jake, this is no time to grow a conscience.
Everyone cheats on their taxes.
And it's not like we're not gonna eventually pay.
Sort of a a deferred payment plan.
Our own private deficit.
Where's a pen? I came right over when I got your message.
Thanks.
Come in.
You sounded upset.
I've just never felt this way.
I used to be happy living alone and being alone, but ever since you moved out, I've realized how much I've been missing and what I've been missing.
Having someone to share your feelings with, and your fears and your successes.
I just feel so alone now You're not alone.
- Then why do I feel that way? - I don't know.
Oh, Billy.
Let's go to bed.
Jake Hanson, open up! We have a warrant for your arrest! Come out with your hands above your head! Stay low.
Don't shoot! - What's the matter? - What time is it? - Midnight - Good, we still got half an hour.
Come on, get dressed! Alison? I'm sorry.
This couldn't wait.
- Billy, it's the middle of the night.
- I know.
I just got home.
What you said about guys, is not all true.
Sometimes we don't think with our heads, but we don't always let our libidos call the shots.
Billy, I know where you were.
I heard the machine.
Yes, she called, and yes, I went running.
And I could pretend I went as a friend, because she needed someone to talk to, - but I knew talk wasn't on her mind.
- All right, stop.
- End of conversation.
- Nothing happened.
I didn't do anything.
The opportunity was there, the temptation, I resisted.
Like Michael can't, and like you think most men in general can't.
And I did.
I just wanted you to know that.
You were gone for three hours.
Well, after I left her place, I wandered around the marina for awhile.
You don't believe me? Billy, I am not blind.
Amanda is very sexy.
You think I made it up to cover the fact we had sex? - Well? - That's insane! No more insane than what Michael's doing.
After everything we've been through, you think I would lie to you? You have to do something because she'll tell me everything the next morning.
This is madness.
Honesty is the basis of our relationship.
I missed it when you were in Seattle.
It's why I'm here, because I don't have anybody else to talk to.
I'm sorry.
I'm out of here.
- Billy.
- Believe whatever you want.
Obviously, this was a big mistake.
OK, let me do the talking, all right? Hey, evening.
So, this is where I ask if I can retrieve a letter that I mailed and you tell me it's against the law.
Once it's in the box, it's federal property, right? - That's right.
- Could you be persuaded? - Or bribed? - Not likely.
I'm going to be honest with you.
We cheated big time on our taxes and if we get caught we're dead meat.
We're willing to pay our share.
It's been a tough year with the big tax bite and everything, it hurts.
What do you say, give us a chance to be honest citizens? I'll need to see some picture I.
D.
- Very cool.
- It's those two right there.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
Good night.
Yes.
- Sometimes we really impress me.
- Yeah, well Where are we gonna come up with $8,400? No idea.
Don't you have a rich girlfriend? I used to.
Hello, yes, Dr Mancini, please.
- May I say who's calling? - It's his wife.
I'll see if he's on his beeper.
No, it's important.
If you could just page him.
I'm sorry, Mrs Mancini, I show him with the day off today.
I can still beep him, if he's in the area.
No No, that won't be necessary.
Very well.
Thanks for meeting me.
I figured out it doesn't matter what I think, or you think because I'm making this decision from my heart, with the part of myself I keep so well hidden I can't even find it.
You're what I want, Michael.
Any way I can have you, for as long as I can have you.
No strings attached.
No commitments.
I think you better kiss me before I make more ridiculous promises I can't keep.
So tell me something.
Was Billy as exhausted as I was this morning? Not at all.
Not this morning and not last night when he woke me up.
Woke you up? To tell me about your attempt to seduce him and how he said no.
He told you that? Right before he told me what he thinks of your tactics.
You honestly think he'd tell you what really happened? - Yes, I do.
- You don't have a clue.
Amanda.
It's not working.
I believe him.
If I didn't last night, I sure as hell do now.
Call it what you will, but what Billy and I have is more than you'll ever have with him.
You know something, you two may have had a chance at one point.
But whatever chance that was, it disappeared a long time ago.
What a day.
Must be a full moon.
ER was packed from morning till night.
Babe, open up a bottle of Chardonnay, will you? I need a shower.
Hi.
I'm so sorry for doubting you last night.
I was crazy not to believe you.
As much of a liar as Amanda is, everything she's said about me is true.
I am too scared to go after what I want.
I'm too timid.
Too self-absorbed.
Too afraid of being hurt.
Too damn blind to appreciate what's right in front of me.
Good night, Billy.