Thundercats (1985) s01e29 Episode Script

Snarfer, keep fighting.
I'm coming for you! No, save yourselves.
Beat it, Snarfs, or I'll finish you all.
Without a hyperspace mega-condenser we're not going to make this Feliner operational.
A mega-what? Panthro means we're out of parts to finish our new spaceship.
Mega-dingus or no mega-dingus you'll never get me up in that thing anyway.
If you'd called me in before the Thundercats would be finished by now, Vultureman.
You know Slithe, Ratar-O.
He never listens to me.
Slithe.
When he was in my command, he was in charge of the field kitchens.
This time, at least we've agreed on a plan.
It will never work.
Oh, yes, it will, you wretched Snarfer.
It will work because you will be the bait that lures the Thundercats to their doom.
Prepare to descend to Third Earth.
Set signal scramblers.
- Fire retrorockets.
- Retrorockets fired.
- What is it, Cheetara? - I can't tell.
All the signals are scrambled, and you know what that usually means.
Trouble with a capital T for Thundercats.
Stand to attention when you see me, underling.
I'm going to say this once only.
I am in command.
You hear me? And when I say "jump," I want to see air beneath your feet.
You got that? - We got it.
- Okay.
- I didn't hear that, mutants.
You got that? - We got it.
You got it, what? We got it, sir.
This better work, Vultureman, or I'll have your feathers.
Can't stop.
Must go on.
Almost free.
Who are you? How'd you get here? You're a Snarf.
How can that be? One question at a time, Uncle Osbert.
Don't say that.
I hate that name.
No one calls me Osbert.
- Uncle Osbert? - I'm Snarfer.
Snarfer? My nephew Snarfer? That's impossible.
- It's true.
- But you were just a baby.
I must be getting old.
That was years ago.
Snarfer.
But never call me Osbert, okay? I'm Snarf.
Just Snarf.
Okay, Uncle Os Snarf.
But how'd you get here? And why are you wearing those bracelets? It's a long story, Uncle Snarf.
Well, we've got lots of time to hear it.
Wait till the Thundercats see you.
He's escaped.
The Snarfer's escaped.
I thought he was part of your plan, Ratar-O.
There's nothing funny about it.
Why, you fool, I let him escape.
He will bring the Thundercats to me.
And when they're here the Ratstar will do the rest.
How will he bring them here? I can bring that Snarfer back any time I like.
When Thundera blew up, an old mutant tanker and we found an empty planet.
- A planet of Snarfs? - Exactly.
Imagine that, Lion-O, a planet of Snarfs.
- What's it like? - It's great.
Just about anything grows there, Uncle Osbert.
Uncle Osbert? It's kind of a Snarf delicacy, Panthro.
I wouldn't expect you to have heard of it.
- We have dances.
- Dances? - Hey, is Snarf Oswald up there? - Of course.
That fur ball still owes me 50 Thunder-dollars from our last tail-ball game.
Time to spring the trap.
No! Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight.
Come and get him, Thundercats if you dare.
Stand by, vari-cannon.
Cannon standing by, sir.
Stand by, void charges.
Standing by, sir.
Stand by, molecular mutator.
Standing by, sir.
Lair calling ThunderTank.
You're looking good.
Tank to lair: Keep your eyes peeled.
This is the worst day of my life.
You shouldn't feel so bad, Snarf.
Some good has to come from all this.
Good? Those blasted mutants have my nephew, and you call that good? At least we know your friends and relatives survived when Thundera exploded and that there's a planet of Snarfs.
If none of this had happened, we wouldn't have that information.
Relax, Snarf.
We'll get Snarfer back.
After all, Snarf, what can the mutants do that we haven't faced and beaten before? - Set scramblers.
- Scramblers set.
Blast off.
Blasting off.
Lair to tank, lair to tank.
Do you copy? Tank to lair, go ahead.
We've lost picture.
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight.
Whatever it is, it's throwing out a powerful shield.
It's even blocking the Sword of Omens.
Aim vari-cannon.
Aiming vari-cannon.
There must be some way of jamming whoever's jamming us.
I'm trying, Wilykat.
I'm trying.
Look! Lair to tank, there's some kind of spaceship on your tail.
Do you copy? Do you copy? We got you.
Fire.
Evasive action.
A sitting target, and you bungled it.
Call yourself a gunner? You'd do better back as a cook.
They're onto us.
Look.
Put your toys away, Thundercats.
This is a grown-ups' game.
Our laser shells are just bouncing off that thing.
Aim molecular mutator.
Aiming, sir.
Target the rocks ahead.
Targeting.
Fire when they're in your sights.
Whatever that is, we'd better knock it out fast.
Leave it to me.
You take care of the Rockman.
Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Quiet, coward.
Do you think that's the only weapon we've got? Nice shooting, Cheetara.
Now all we have to do is deal with that.
Aim void charges.
Aiming void charges.
Release void charges.
Void charges released.
The main thruster is shot.
- Can you fix it? - I'll need time.
I'll get you time.
There he is! Destroy Lion-O and the Thundercats are finished.
There's nowhere you can go, Lion-O nothing you can do.
One more and we've got it.
Now to free Snarfer.
Thunder, thunder, thunder.
Thundercats, ho! Uncle Osbert! Osbert? There must be something you can do to get this thing to fly, Panthro.
I'm working on it, Osbert.
I'm working on it.
Why are you so keen, Snarf? You said nothing would get you up in the Feliner.
I know, Lion-O, but I'd really like to see the planet of Snarfs.
You just want to collect your Very funny, Panthro, but we have to get Snarfer home somehow.
Like I said, we need a hyperspace mega-condenser.
Without that, we're not going to have this Feliner operational for a long time.
- I've got it.
- What? Oh, no.
First, you have to promise never to call me Osbert again.
Okay, Snarf, but it better be good.
How about trying to get the parts you need from the wreck of the Ratstar? Snarf, you may turn out to be a genius.
Hey, Panthro, put me down.
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get to that wreck before the mutants repair it.