Darkwing Duck (1991) s01e30 Episode Script
Ghoul of My Dreams
# Daring duck of mystery Champion of right # Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night # Somewhere some villain schemes But his number's up # Darkwing Duck When there's trouble you call DW # Darkwing Duck # Let's get dangerous # Darkwing Duck # Darkwing, Darkwing Duck # Cloud of smoke and he appears # Master of surprise # Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? # Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck # 'Cause here comes - # Darkwing Duck - # Look out! # When there's trouble you call DW # Darkwing Duck # Let's get dangerous # Darkwing Duck # Better watch out, you bad boys # Darkwing Duck # [panting.]
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus.
I am the swan prince? [giggles.]
Yah! [woman.]
Dark, darling, are you all right? Morgana Macawber? At last! You've given up your wicked ways.
For now on, it'll just be the two of us, fighting crime, happily ever after.
Almost there.
Almost Yeah, got it! Yeah! [laughs.]
Here's the problem.
Part of last night's dinner was clog Hey, whoa there, DW! A simple thank you would do just fine.
[gagging.]
Yuck! This is positively pathetic.
I'm so bored waiting for a crime to solve, I can't even stay awake.
[yawning.]
Come on, Launchpad.
If we can't find a bad guy to bust maybe the night air will just, uh, wake me up.
OK, DW, but no kissing.
- Ah! DW, look! - [screaming.]
Come on, hurry it up, boys! There's a baby in that burning building! [both.]
Burning building? It's OK, little fellow.
You're safe now.
Hey! Oh, boy.
This case is getting battier by the minute.
Just the way I like it.
Come on, LP, let's find out who's behind these sleepwalking shenanigans.
[owl hooting.]
Just as I suspected.
Those bats belong to Morgana Macawber.
Yuck! Do we have to go in there? This place gives me the creeps.
And besides, you know how you get around her.
Don't be ridiculous.
Morgana's just another common criminal to me and nothing more.
Squeak, back so soon? What do you mean Darkwing Duck followed you? Oh, dear! What am I gonna do? I can't let him see me like this! - Oh! Thank you, Archie.
- [mumbling.]
Quick, hide what you've stolen from the sleepwalkers.
Very nice, my little pets.
[mumbling.]
Launchpad, it's only a house.
It's not gonna bite you.
[yelps.]
Oh, Dark, this is a surprise.
What brings you to Macawber Manor? Oh, hello, Morgana.
Well, we were just driving by and thought I'd Oh! I mean, we're investigating a crime spree and you're the prime seduction suspect.
Oh, Dark, I've missed you.
You know, I was hoping you'd kiss me before you woke up.
Well, I would've, but I Say, wait a minute, that was my dream! Uh, yes, it's in my dream too.
I've always wanted to kiss you.
- [alarm ringing.]
- [man.]
Oh, yeah, Adieu, Dark.
We'd better visit Dream Land before Darkwing figures out what we're up to.
Nodoff? Nodoff, where are? Nodoff, you startled me.
So sorry, your beautifulness.
Might there be something I can do for you? I need more sleep sand.
Of course.
But why? Be there something wrong, my lovely? I may have to stop this scheme sooner than I thought.
Darkwing Duck is asking questions.
Worry not about this dim-witted duck.
I will destroy him! No! You are not to harm one feather on Darkwing's head! And that's an order.
Order? Hmm.
We'll see who gives orders in Dream World.
Eek? Squeak? Here.
Now, you know what to do.
[snoring.]
[squeaking.]
- [yawns.]
- [gong sounds.]
Come on, Mr.
Greenbacks, throw your fastball! Fire one in right across the old plate.
- Nice catch, Archie.
- [groans.]
[sighs.]
Did you see the way Morgana looked at me? Yeah.
I just wish you had seen that lamppost before we slammed into it.
Sheesh! What a night.
Yeah.
Isn't it romantic, LP? Just look at that moon, the stars, those falling gold bricks.
Falling gold bricks?! [laughs.]
It's the wind up.
And Hey! Ow! Hey! What are you two weirdos doing in my bedroom? Darkwing Duck at your service.
Oh, yeah, well, duck this! Well! Hey! Will you?! Stop! Darkwing Duck looks even more handsome in the moonlight.
Now, where did you two put the sleep sand? [squeaking.]
Well, don't just flap there! Go get it! Good citizen! Pillar of our society! Hello! Let me explain.
My, aren't we the grump when we wake up.
Hey, come back here! Oh! [grunting.]
All right, bats, suck sneezing powder.
[sneezing.]
Ah! Am I a duck of action or am I a duck of? [snoring.]
What's going on here? Where am I? [Nodoff cackling.]
Is that you, Launchpad? I am the terror that flaps in the night.
Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm supposed to say that.
Ah, but things never happen the way they're supposed to in Dream World.
"Dream World.
" Ha! And who are you, the sandman? That's a good one.
I am Nodoff, ruler of Dream World.
And you woke my sleeping servants.
So you're the noxious, nighttime nuisance behind St.
Canard's slew of slumber-time stick-ups.
Yes, and soon the whole city will sleep.
Not while I'm around, peewee.
Oh, yoo-hoo? Surprise! But but if you're then who am I? [yelping.]
[hissing.]
You don't scare me that much, Mr.
Ruler of Dream World.
Very nice.
But enough playing.
Time for the nightmares to begin! [woman.]
Drake Mallard, what are you doing out of your seat, young man? Miss Boriscowski? What are you doing here? I haven't seen you since third grade.
Come along, Drakey, nap time is over.
You've got a test to take.
A test?! But I didn't have time to study.
Oh, well, how hard can one little test be? You have five minutes to finish.
[laughs.]
Much fun! - [explosion.]
- Morgana! Nodoff, I'm afraid my supply of sleep sand has been lost.
Yes, and I know who found it.
[Morgana.]
Darkwing! Morgana, don't tell me you're working for the slumber-land sicko.
No, of course not.
He Well, he's working for me.
Right you are! And I've been working on something special.
Super sleep sand! All of St.
Canard will be put to sleep.
In your dreams, buster.
And you need not worry about your meddling friend interfering.
[straining.]
You're not listening to this [stammering.]
puny pillow-pushing pinhead, are you? Forgive me, Dark.
But I can't have you getting in the way.
Keep him here until I'm finished but don't hurt him.
You have my word, oh compassionate one.
Lucky for me I never keep my word.
And now, a feat never before attempted by a duck.
Oh, boy.
Ah! Luckily, I'm an excellent swimmer.
And a good aim.
[sputtering.]
Whoa! Good thing you're a heavy snorer, DW, otherwise I'd have never found you way up here.
By the way, isn't this kind of an odd place to take a nap.
Never mind that, LP.
We've got to find Morgana before she puts the entire city to sleep.
Target is in sight.
And now, with the city asleep, I'll finally be able to steal enough money to pay off my student loans! Sorry, Morgana, but your dream dusting days are gone.
But you're asleep! Darkwing Duck could never sleep through a crime.
Now be a good girl and hand over that sand.
Oh, I do wanna be a good girl, but I can't.
Oh, being bad is too rewarding.
Someday you'll give up your life of crime and when you do, I'll be right Hey, what is it? Get this get off of me! [spider grumbling.]
Not there! That's my special spot! [laughing.]
Knock it off! Knock it! Oops.
No! [yawning.]
Oh, no! [yawning, snoring.]
[yawns.]
What am I doing in Dream World? [stretching.]
Oh, yes, I remember.
This is all Darkwing's fault.
Oh, why did I have to fall for an honest duck? Don't worry.
If it'll make you feel any better you can fall for me too.
[laughs.]
You did well, Morgana, oh, gullible one.
Thanks to you and your caped friend, I now have what I wanted, the entire city of St.
Canard asleep forever.
[cackling.]
[owl hooting.]
[squeaking.]
[spider grumbling.]
You think I wanted to send her to Dream World? I'd rather face that nightmare ninny myself than have her Hey! Hey! Stop it! What are you doing? If you think I'm going in there, you have got another [snoring.]
[Darkwing.]
As the good citizens of St.
Canard frolic in the land of lullabies, our hero braves the unknown to save them.
Luckily, the key element of surprise is his.
We've been waiting for you.
Free her or prepare to suck gas.
As you wish.
Oh, Dark, darling.
Whoa! Not now, Morgana.
All right, Nodoff, turn out the lights.
The party's over.
Wrong! The party's just warming up.
Hope you brought your sunscreen.
You're melting! You're melting! What's the matter? [struggling.]
Pleasant dreams.
That's it! Remember.
You're really just asleep.
You can dream us out of this.
Just think pleasant thoughts.
OK.
Pleasant dreams.
Pleasant dreams.
It's working.
It's working! It's [laughs.]
Another nightmare.
[squeaking, sobbing.]
[grumbling.]
Oops.
You forgot one thing.
The wedding cake! Blech! [cackling.]
Enough, Nodoff! I refuse to let you hurt Darkwing! Forget Darkwing.
Join me, Morgana, and yours shall be the riches of St.
Canard.
[Darkwing.]
Don't be a fool, Morg.
You know what this pipsqueak's promises are worth.
Um, is this something I have to decide right now? Morgana? Right, right, right.
OK, I'm deciding.
I am deciding.
Good decision, Morgana.
Nighty-night, Nodoff.
Now she has the pleasant dream.
If this doesn't wake up St.
Canard, nothing will.
[snoring.]
[loud ringing.]
Quiet down there! Knock off that racket! - I suppose it's too late for a truce.
- Bingo! So you wanna play rough, eh? Well, just remember, there's only one of you and there's two of Morgana? I'm I'm waking up.
Morgana, wait! Now my fun is spoiled! Dark, darling, I'm back.
I couldn't live without you.
Come with me now to the land of eternal sleep, my dearest, Darkwing! [cackling.]
Ah! You spilled my sleep sand! [Darkwing.]
Sleep sand? Of course! Why didn't I think of this before? Leave that alone, you [yawning.]
I feel so sleepy.
[snoring.]
Hey, this isn't Dream World.
What are you doing here? Where's Darkwing? Eek! Squeak! Oh, Dark, darling! Well, hello.
All right, you slippery little snoozer, the show's over.
You're going home.
Not before I find someone else to spread my sleep sand.
Oh, no, you don't.
Eek! Squeak! Ha! You're no match for my dream powers! You forget, I can fly! Give it up, Nodoff.
There's no way out except through this door.
In that case, I'll just disappear through this wall! Oh! Being awake is a real nightmare.
Yeah, but it's over now.
And stay out! Oh, Dark, my hero.
Drat! I always wake up at the best part.
Where was I? # Darkwing Duck # Darkwing Duck # Darkwing Duck # Darkwing Duck
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus.
I am the swan prince? [giggles.]
Yah! [woman.]
Dark, darling, are you all right? Morgana Macawber? At last! You've given up your wicked ways.
For now on, it'll just be the two of us, fighting crime, happily ever after.
Almost there.
Almost Yeah, got it! Yeah! [laughs.]
Here's the problem.
Part of last night's dinner was clog Hey, whoa there, DW! A simple thank you would do just fine.
[gagging.]
Yuck! This is positively pathetic.
I'm so bored waiting for a crime to solve, I can't even stay awake.
[yawning.]
Come on, Launchpad.
If we can't find a bad guy to bust maybe the night air will just, uh, wake me up.
OK, DW, but no kissing.
- Ah! DW, look! - [screaming.]
Come on, hurry it up, boys! There's a baby in that burning building! [both.]
Burning building? It's OK, little fellow.
You're safe now.
Hey! Oh, boy.
This case is getting battier by the minute.
Just the way I like it.
Come on, LP, let's find out who's behind these sleepwalking shenanigans.
[owl hooting.]
Just as I suspected.
Those bats belong to Morgana Macawber.
Yuck! Do we have to go in there? This place gives me the creeps.
And besides, you know how you get around her.
Don't be ridiculous.
Morgana's just another common criminal to me and nothing more.
Squeak, back so soon? What do you mean Darkwing Duck followed you? Oh, dear! What am I gonna do? I can't let him see me like this! - Oh! Thank you, Archie.
- [mumbling.]
Quick, hide what you've stolen from the sleepwalkers.
Very nice, my little pets.
[mumbling.]
Launchpad, it's only a house.
It's not gonna bite you.
[yelps.]
Oh, Dark, this is a surprise.
What brings you to Macawber Manor? Oh, hello, Morgana.
Well, we were just driving by and thought I'd Oh! I mean, we're investigating a crime spree and you're the prime seduction suspect.
Oh, Dark, I've missed you.
You know, I was hoping you'd kiss me before you woke up.
Well, I would've, but I Say, wait a minute, that was my dream! Uh, yes, it's in my dream too.
I've always wanted to kiss you.
- [alarm ringing.]
- [man.]
Oh, yeah, Adieu, Dark.
We'd better visit Dream Land before Darkwing figures out what we're up to.
Nodoff? Nodoff, where are? Nodoff, you startled me.
So sorry, your beautifulness.
Might there be something I can do for you? I need more sleep sand.
Of course.
But why? Be there something wrong, my lovely? I may have to stop this scheme sooner than I thought.
Darkwing Duck is asking questions.
Worry not about this dim-witted duck.
I will destroy him! No! You are not to harm one feather on Darkwing's head! And that's an order.
Order? Hmm.
We'll see who gives orders in Dream World.
Eek? Squeak? Here.
Now, you know what to do.
[snoring.]
[squeaking.]
- [yawns.]
- [gong sounds.]
Come on, Mr.
Greenbacks, throw your fastball! Fire one in right across the old plate.
- Nice catch, Archie.
- [groans.]
[sighs.]
Did you see the way Morgana looked at me? Yeah.
I just wish you had seen that lamppost before we slammed into it.
Sheesh! What a night.
Yeah.
Isn't it romantic, LP? Just look at that moon, the stars, those falling gold bricks.
Falling gold bricks?! [laughs.]
It's the wind up.
And Hey! Ow! Hey! What are you two weirdos doing in my bedroom? Darkwing Duck at your service.
Oh, yeah, well, duck this! Well! Hey! Will you?! Stop! Darkwing Duck looks even more handsome in the moonlight.
Now, where did you two put the sleep sand? [squeaking.]
Well, don't just flap there! Go get it! Good citizen! Pillar of our society! Hello! Let me explain.
My, aren't we the grump when we wake up.
Hey, come back here! Oh! [grunting.]
All right, bats, suck sneezing powder.
[sneezing.]
Ah! Am I a duck of action or am I a duck of? [snoring.]
What's going on here? Where am I? [Nodoff cackling.]
Is that you, Launchpad? I am the terror that flaps in the night.
Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm supposed to say that.
Ah, but things never happen the way they're supposed to in Dream World.
"Dream World.
" Ha! And who are you, the sandman? That's a good one.
I am Nodoff, ruler of Dream World.
And you woke my sleeping servants.
So you're the noxious, nighttime nuisance behind St.
Canard's slew of slumber-time stick-ups.
Yes, and soon the whole city will sleep.
Not while I'm around, peewee.
Oh, yoo-hoo? Surprise! But but if you're then who am I? [yelping.]
[hissing.]
You don't scare me that much, Mr.
Ruler of Dream World.
Very nice.
But enough playing.
Time for the nightmares to begin! [woman.]
Drake Mallard, what are you doing out of your seat, young man? Miss Boriscowski? What are you doing here? I haven't seen you since third grade.
Come along, Drakey, nap time is over.
You've got a test to take.
A test?! But I didn't have time to study.
Oh, well, how hard can one little test be? You have five minutes to finish.
[laughs.]
Much fun! - [explosion.]
- Morgana! Nodoff, I'm afraid my supply of sleep sand has been lost.
Yes, and I know who found it.
[Morgana.]
Darkwing! Morgana, don't tell me you're working for the slumber-land sicko.
No, of course not.
He Well, he's working for me.
Right you are! And I've been working on something special.
Super sleep sand! All of St.
Canard will be put to sleep.
In your dreams, buster.
And you need not worry about your meddling friend interfering.
[straining.]
You're not listening to this [stammering.]
puny pillow-pushing pinhead, are you? Forgive me, Dark.
But I can't have you getting in the way.
Keep him here until I'm finished but don't hurt him.
You have my word, oh compassionate one.
Lucky for me I never keep my word.
And now, a feat never before attempted by a duck.
Oh, boy.
Ah! Luckily, I'm an excellent swimmer.
And a good aim.
[sputtering.]
Whoa! Good thing you're a heavy snorer, DW, otherwise I'd have never found you way up here.
By the way, isn't this kind of an odd place to take a nap.
Never mind that, LP.
We've got to find Morgana before she puts the entire city to sleep.
Target is in sight.
And now, with the city asleep, I'll finally be able to steal enough money to pay off my student loans! Sorry, Morgana, but your dream dusting days are gone.
But you're asleep! Darkwing Duck could never sleep through a crime.
Now be a good girl and hand over that sand.
Oh, I do wanna be a good girl, but I can't.
Oh, being bad is too rewarding.
Someday you'll give up your life of crime and when you do, I'll be right Hey, what is it? Get this get off of me! [spider grumbling.]
Not there! That's my special spot! [laughing.]
Knock it off! Knock it! Oops.
No! [yawning.]
Oh, no! [yawning, snoring.]
[yawns.]
What am I doing in Dream World? [stretching.]
Oh, yes, I remember.
This is all Darkwing's fault.
Oh, why did I have to fall for an honest duck? Don't worry.
If it'll make you feel any better you can fall for me too.
[laughs.]
You did well, Morgana, oh, gullible one.
Thanks to you and your caped friend, I now have what I wanted, the entire city of St.
Canard asleep forever.
[cackling.]
[owl hooting.]
[squeaking.]
[spider grumbling.]
You think I wanted to send her to Dream World? I'd rather face that nightmare ninny myself than have her Hey! Hey! Stop it! What are you doing? If you think I'm going in there, you have got another [snoring.]
[Darkwing.]
As the good citizens of St.
Canard frolic in the land of lullabies, our hero braves the unknown to save them.
Luckily, the key element of surprise is his.
We've been waiting for you.
Free her or prepare to suck gas.
As you wish.
Oh, Dark, darling.
Whoa! Not now, Morgana.
All right, Nodoff, turn out the lights.
The party's over.
Wrong! The party's just warming up.
Hope you brought your sunscreen.
You're melting! You're melting! What's the matter? [struggling.]
Pleasant dreams.
That's it! Remember.
You're really just asleep.
You can dream us out of this.
Just think pleasant thoughts.
OK.
Pleasant dreams.
Pleasant dreams.
It's working.
It's working! It's [laughs.]
Another nightmare.
[squeaking, sobbing.]
[grumbling.]
Oops.
You forgot one thing.
The wedding cake! Blech! [cackling.]
Enough, Nodoff! I refuse to let you hurt Darkwing! Forget Darkwing.
Join me, Morgana, and yours shall be the riches of St.
Canard.
[Darkwing.]
Don't be a fool, Morg.
You know what this pipsqueak's promises are worth.
Um, is this something I have to decide right now? Morgana? Right, right, right.
OK, I'm deciding.
I am deciding.
Good decision, Morgana.
Nighty-night, Nodoff.
Now she has the pleasant dream.
If this doesn't wake up St.
Canard, nothing will.
[snoring.]
[loud ringing.]
Quiet down there! Knock off that racket! - I suppose it's too late for a truce.
- Bingo! So you wanna play rough, eh? Well, just remember, there's only one of you and there's two of Morgana? I'm I'm waking up.
Morgana, wait! Now my fun is spoiled! Dark, darling, I'm back.
I couldn't live without you.
Come with me now to the land of eternal sleep, my dearest, Darkwing! [cackling.]
Ah! You spilled my sleep sand! [Darkwing.]
Sleep sand? Of course! Why didn't I think of this before? Leave that alone, you [yawning.]
I feel so sleepy.
[snoring.]
Hey, this isn't Dream World.
What are you doing here? Where's Darkwing? Eek! Squeak! Oh, Dark, darling! Well, hello.
All right, you slippery little snoozer, the show's over.
You're going home.
Not before I find someone else to spread my sleep sand.
Oh, no, you don't.
Eek! Squeak! Ha! You're no match for my dream powers! You forget, I can fly! Give it up, Nodoff.
There's no way out except through this door.
In that case, I'll just disappear through this wall! Oh! Being awake is a real nightmare.
Yeah, but it's over now.
And stay out! Oh, Dark, my hero.
Drat! I always wake up at the best part.
Where was I? # Darkwing Duck # Darkwing Duck # Darkwing Duck # Darkwing Duck