Marvel Disk Wars: The Avengers (2014) s01e30 Episode Script

Chris and the Moment of Truth!

1 Red Skull's terrifying "Earth Destruction Stratagem" Was to be carried it out at 0000 hours tonight.
The other Avengers and I split up to deal with all five locations Defending the bases are the Masters of Evil.
To deal with their Sphere power-up, Tony completed an awesome gadget! And it's called: the Build Up Plate! Avengers! With your new special moves, smash Red Skull's ambition! Here we go, Akira! Time to finish it! All of our slumbering feelings are gathered Quickly wishing for tomorrow.
The light that calls us all together Is waiting to be set free! Strike 'em down cleverly, let it look like you were deceived.
The world isn't simple anymore.
It's on a countdown to chaos.
Leave that never stopping snooze button alone! In despair, I'll finally notice it! All of our slumbering feelings are gathered Quickly wishing for tomorrow.
The light that calls us all together Is waiting to be set free! "You won't be alone", if you make that promise Firmly believe in it, and your pulse that wishes for it Will go towards a forgiving future And break through! Chris and the Moment of Truth! Hello? Yes, it's me, little ol' me! "Who is this"? C'mon, we're best buddies! It's Deadpool.
Everyone's favorite little scamp, Deadpool! Say, Tasky, ever thought of our chat the other day? Y'know, our chat about buying that DISK.
I think it's a steal! I mean, ain't Iron Fist like a top of the line super duper awesome hero? Wellll, you're right.
It'd be worthless without a biocode, but But it has plenty of other uses! You could hold him hostage against other heroes You could even play pogs with him! It's not worth it? Wait a second! Hey! Everyone's all shaking in their boots over Red Skull Nooope.
Gaia Line? There's no way the Earth would be destroyed that easily.
I mean, if the Avengers lost, then this would be the show's final episode! Ugh, an unknown number.
We are sorry, the number you are trying to reach I want to hire you.
Let's talk business.
You'll work for anyone if it means getting paid, yes? Look, I don't work with anonymous net users or unknown numbers.
In other words: if you're gonna bother me, don't be sneaky about it, you octopus! Seriously now?! I'm in front of your door.
You're making fun of me Let's fix that! I'm Agent Romanoff of S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
Codename: Black Widow.
Lend us a hand.
This should be sufficient.
Are you listening? Let's get married, honey! Let us review the situation.
The one guarding the target is Baron Zemo.
In addition, Whirlwind makes an aerial assault impossible with his tornado abilities.
Furthermore, approaching is difficult due to the multitude of land mines scattered all over the island.
This route is the only one open to us, but Seems too easy, right? I think we're just jumping right into a trap The enemy isn't aware of the existence of this sewer line.
How can you say that with confidence? S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
is an intelligence agency.
Red Skull isn't the only one who can play dirty.
So you have a spy among their ranks then? Crawling in sewers infiltrating enemy lines Not exactly a fun job, is it? It's the best job.
I can protect the happiness of my friends and family.
And even the happiness of the friends I may have tomorrow too.
See? You sound like Cap.
Everyone on this team volunteered for it.
To be by the legendary hero, Captain America's, side.
We couldn't miss this chance! We're all big fans of yours! Men, restrain yourself.
You're the most excited one, Chief! Hey Cap, the Chief's longed to work with you in S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
For Pete's sake Cap! As team leader, I have one thing to ask of you.
Yes? When this mission is over, would you give us all autographs? It'd be my pleasure! Alright! I didn't realize it till now but I'm partners with a pretty amazing guy I ain't gonna listen to Baron Zemo's orders But if I'm gonna be left alone here anyway Looks like I found a great way to spend my time.
Who's there?! Identify yourself! Scared? This eerie laugh I've heard it before! Get down! Been a while, eh, kid? Green Goblin! If this keeps up Wait.
We'll hold him off here.
What? You have to find the Gaia Anchor! I can't just leave you guys here! If you call on Cap now Who'll take on Baron Zemo?! But! Chris let's go.
We have no other option! Take care of Cap, Chris! Move, move! Best of luck.
Don't falter! Surrond him! Roger! This is wrong This is completely And totally wrong! It is.
Which is why we can't let ourselves be beaten in this battle.
They're on to us?! Little rats.
How about we crush you?! Keep moving, Chris! No need to tell me! Game over.
Those S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
dogs didn't make good playmates at all.
Cap, how's about showing me a good time? Why you You're gonna pay! We have no choice.
Chris, D-Smash me! Who's that?! Sorry to say, I'm not Spidey.
Today, I'm! Bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang, bang! Sexier than Iron Man! Mightier than Thor! More amazing than Spidey! I'm busting out all the stops today! Honey, wait for me at the altar, 'kay?! Why didn't you allow me to go? Director! With your co-worker's with Hawkeye's disappearance, you've been losing your calm.
Black Widow, don't get the wrong idea.
This isn't the final battle by any means.
As far as S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
is concerned, the fight for peace will continue from now until well into the future.
We can't afford to lose you here.
Besides If I lost you here, then I'd have to make amends with him.
Sniff, sniff This reeks! Oh come on! This costume's expensive! Here.
I'll say thanks this one time.
C'mon, be a little more cheerful about this.
"Woohoo! I got a second hero!" Didn't you want something like this to happen? It's not that.
Ah.
The S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
soldiers.
Well, they're cannon fodder, right? I don't normally notice what happens to them.
If you worry about all of them, you'll go bald from the stress.
Try saying that again! They all risked their lives to get me here! They're not cannon fodder! They're heroes! And who abandoned those "heroes"? I definitely didn't.
What'll I do if this sets in? Eh, let's stop.
The big wigs at the TV station said that 'dark twists affect our ratings'! When on the battlefield, one must make painful decisions.
Only those who can shoulder that burden can become true soldiers.
Stand tall, Chris.
You're exaggerating.
This is just part of life.
Now, let's go.
That's huuuge! Tonight is the banquet of destruction And it appears a few hoodlums without invitations have slipped in.
I've had some serious trauma ever since my old classmate from elementary snubbed me by not inviting me to his party.
You're dead.
Totally dead.
I'm gonna cut YOU instead of the cake! Behold! Hawkeye! Relieved he isn't dead, are we? We've placed him in a special stasis in this ice.
Fight fair and square! Are you that scared of me?! Do not make me laugh.
With the power of the Sphere in my possession, you are no longer a threat to me.
I simply Stop! I wish to see your heart shatter into tiny bits.
Now then, will you resign Hawkeye to death for the sake of the world? Well, "heroes of justice"? Chris, D-Smash me! I can't Chris! I said I can't! You forgot I'm here, huh? Deadpool, wait! It's time for business.
All kids stand back.
I've got money, my honey's waiting for me And I have no obligations to Hawkeye.
Plus the kids at home are probably sick of all this gloom and doom talk.
Baron Zemo, I've got every reason to put you down! Amusing! En garde! Thorough Flavor! That won't work, octo-head! My handy-dandy healing factor will just! The Dimension Sphere is a wicked power that consumes all.
Deadpool, you were the Merc with a Mouth, yes? Well soon you shall be the Merc without a Mouth! I take back what I said! Back-up would be real nice now, kid! Chris! What will you do? If you D-Smash, then Hawkeye's life will be forfeit.
You don't have time to sta! I'll end your indecision Like this! Wait, that's So the whole thing was a big cheat? It was an entertaining show.
Chris, was it? Your face riddled with anguish was a joy to behold.
Captain America I pity you for having this weak-willed subordinate.
No you're a prisoner in that DISK.
So does that make this fool your superior officer? I'm sorry Cap Why Why do I always do this? We rushed it a bit.
Worry.
Worry as much as it takes until you can really think of what is right.
I'll stick with you until the end.
I promised you, didn't I? What do you want to do? What do you want to become? You don't need to decide now.
Let's find it together.
Now I've got the best partner again.
Cap The greatest of battle capabilities Captain America, I shall server the thread of fate that connects us here and now! Baron Zemo you are a nightmare, a ghost from my past.
But Chris and I will look towards the future! This is the end for you! Let's go, Chris! Right! ACCEPTED: MATERIALIZING.
FIGHT IDENTITY.
Captain America, D-Smash! Soldiers! March on without fear! Take this! Divebomb! Suicide Bomber! Well? How is my wicked Sphere power? Shield Throw! I can see through that.
We only have one shot to use the Build Up Plate.
And the time for that one attack Isn't now, not yet.
Let us close the curtains on this bout.
What?! Sucks to be you.
Shield Tackle! Frontal assault! Chris, now! Okay! Build Up Smash! I'm counting on you, Build Up power.
Here we go! Target Lock on! Shield Ring! Perfect Defense! I-Impossible! At the very least, we'll die together! D-Secure! Too slow! A self-destruct switch? A cheap twist, fitting for him.
Can you walk? This is all your fault, y'know.
This is why I keep saying brats shouldn't be heroes.
Bucky Jubilee Amadeus Cho They all strike out on their own eventually Your recovery is slow.
Enter a DISK.
Yeah.
No way.
Deadpool! See if I'm in a DISK, I can't play video games! And I can't even have some fun with honey if all I got is five minutes This isn't the time for this! I can't stand here and watch you die! Don't talk like you get me! If I have to give up my freedom, I'd rather be dead.
There are plenty of people who think the same in this world.
So get a move on.
As you know, I'm just a good-for-nothing.
Even if I die here, no one would grieve for me.
Besides Like I said before, this is all just part of life.
You're a moron.
This is my choice.
You can call me naive, you can call me a kid But that's okay.
I'll do things my way And I'll show you I can be a real soldier! Chris No need to tell me.
You don't have enough charge.
I know.
But despite that? Yeah.
I can't let this set me back.
With my own hands, with my own power, I'll open a path to my future! Iron Fist, D-Smash! The fist of justice, forged in K'un-Lun! Here, I stand before you! It seems I have little time.
I'd like to hear a full explanation later.
But now is the time to use this fist! Shining Fist! Did they make it out in time? Chris! You guys were okay?! Thank goodness That's our line! Chris I'm sure one day you can become an even greater soldier than I ever was.
Hey, honey~.
Apple, please.
Rub, rub.
Rub, rub.
Okay! And so, my screentime comes to a close! What's that? You want to see more of the incredibly awesome Deadpool? Well then, send in tons of requests and fan letters, my friends! Don't overlook that figure in the distance.
Your feelings are the only thing stopping you.
You might just attract All the wrong kinds of attention.
Soon, they'll disappear.
Without anyone remembering them.
If we want to remember their touch, We can't let this blooming miracle pass us by! We'll twist fate itself To get to know them.
Turn two truths into A single entity And head past the open door.
Name: Predator X Class: Animal Finisher: Poison Spray This week's Villain spotlight is for: Predator X! He's part of the Animal class! It's a beast that tiredlessly hunts mutants! The strong poison it sprays from its mouth can paralyze enemies! The location Ed and Hulk search for is that island, now under villain control.
The one to save Ed is Wait, why are they here?! Next Time! DISK Wars Avengers! Ed's Solo Infiltration Mission! Let's end this! D-Smash!
Previous EpisodeNext Episode