Steven Universe (2013) s01e30 Episode Script
Island Adventure
We are the Crystal Gems we'll always save the day and if you think we can't we'll always find a way - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # And Steven! 1x30 - "Island Adventure" - Are you sure it's here? - It was.
- Do you think it swam away? - We'll have to look.
- Whoa.
- Come on! It's time to go.
Aww.
Already? Wait, wait.
Can I warp us back? - All right.
- Yes! Hmmmmm mmmm! I did it! I'm the warp master! - You did great.
- Good job.
St-e-e-e-even! Amethyst, that's not funny! - It was a little funny.
- Regardless, we need to warp back out.
- Can I warp us there? - We're going underwater.
- And you do need air to breathe.
- Then can I tell all my friends - I'm the warp master? - I guess, but I'm the warp master! - That's nice, Steven.
- Steven - You want a doughnut? - Chocolate jelly, please.
Wha Huh? Sadie?! I, like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over! Then don't sleep at the counter! I'm trying to work! Why don't you not work at the counter when I'm trying to sleep?! - You're always doing this! - Nobody Something's having a bad effect on their relationship and their customer service.
- And you could get fired! - Who cares? I'm sick of this place! I want to go somewhere new.
- That's it! I'm the warp master! - Yeah, Steven, I know.
I can take us on vacation somewhere warm and beautiful and magical for just - the two of you.
And me! - It could be worth a try.
- We're here! Come on.
This way! - This is way too weird.
- I'm going home.
- No, no! Follow me! You got to see it.
- Come on, Lars.
Give it a chance.
- Ugh! Fine.
But if it blows, I'm out of here.
- Welcome to paradise! - Oh, Steven, it's beautiful here.
- It's a beach.
We live on a beach! - It's a magical beach! Is that why my phone has no reception? Why were you even here? We came here to look for a dangerous gem creature that we never found.
- Yep.
I'm gone.
- Huh? Lars! Wait! - Lars, this could actually be kind of fun! - If I'm going to be bored out of my mind and possibly die, I'm gonna go to work and get paid for it.
Okay.
Where is it? - What? - The teleporter thing! Where is it?! - Oh, it it wouldn't disappear, would it? - No, no, no.
- Well, maybe.
- What?! It's okay! The gems'll come save us when they see I'm missing eventually.
Steven, how could you do this?! We're stranded! Calm down! Is this the worst place to be stuck in? Ugh! You calm down.
I'm gonna find better reception.
Well, I think it's amazing, Steven.
- Nothing! - Guys, check it out! I found these rocks that look like pillows! - Heh.
Good job, Steven.
- My rock's too close to those other rocks.
Sadie, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
- Tell me about it.
- You were gonna love it here so much.
- You'd never want to leave.
- Don't worry.
Lars is just a tough nut.
He can't keep up this schtick forever.
I could do without the audio commentary! - Good night, Sadie.
- Night, Steven.
- Any late lunch, early dinner yet? - Uh, no luck.
What about you? Mmm No.
But I can see why.
My bait is too adorable to eat! Everything on this island has such a bright, happy smile.
- Ugh! No signal over here, either.
- Hey! Uh, maybe you should help out if you want to eat! Grr! Sadie! We're gonna live! - I catch, you cook! - You ain't the boss of me.
Whatever.
I don't know.
Looks done to me.
Ooh! Who's first? Me, me, me! - It keeps looking at me.
- Maybe it knows it's your - fault for getting us lost.
- Thank you.
- Mmm.
Mmm, Lars, this is really good! - Hmm? - You can really cook! - Heh! Fire nature's microwave.
Could this night get any better?! Isn't this such a beautiful night? whoa-oh we're underneath a thousand shining stars Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? whoa-oh Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? Look at this place look at your faces I've never seen you look like this before isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? whoa-oh Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? Look at this place look at your faces they're shining like a thousand shining stars isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? whoa-oh Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? Why don't you let yourself just be somewhere different? whoa-oh Why don't you let yourself just be whoever you are? - Did you see where Lars went? - Mm-mnh-mnh.
Hello? Come on! Come on! Dumb piece of junk.
No bars No bars! No bars! - Did that help? - No! It's just - What if I never get back home? - Oh! You're just really homesick.
Duh! What'd you think?! No, it's okay.
We're okay! Steven said the gems could be coming for us any day.
And, you know, until then, - I got your back.
- Sadie do you ever get lonely even when you're around people? Why don't you let yourself just be - Steven! - How long have you been watching us?! - Don't you know what privacy is?! - People walk in and out of my room all the time.
Ugh! I'm gonna go start on the fire.
Hey! You don't have to go! We're kind of on our own schedule here! What the heck?! It's a gem? Whoa, whoa, whoa! - We have to get out of here! - Steven! - What was that thing?! - It must be what the gems were looking for! It never left the island at all! It's invisible.
A big invisible thing is after us?! I I I want to go home! I wanna go home! - This way! - Okay! - It's the warp pad! - Lars, come on! Let's go home! - You knew! - Uh, guys? It's her fault we've been trapped here! - Wha-a-a-a-a-at?! - Look, I panicked! I hid the warp pad! You were just gonna leave, but I knew how much you really needed this! Why don't you ever let me help you?! Help me? Are you insane?! You trapped me on an island so you could come on to me! - Ow! - You kissed me on the mouth! - No, I didn't! - Guys, I want to be mad, too, but can we do it on the warp pad?! Lars! Oh, gosh.
Sadie! Use your fish-murdering skills! Go, Sadie! Oh.
Oh, I got this! The gems are gonna be so impressed.
We captured a gem all by ourselves! Sadie, you were amazing! Yeah, that was really great how you, uh s-saved me.
Don't read into it.
We should do this again sometime.
- Do you think it swam away? - We'll have to look.
- Whoa.
- Come on! It's time to go.
Aww.
Already? Wait, wait.
Can I warp us back? - All right.
- Yes! Hmmmmm mmmm! I did it! I'm the warp master! - You did great.
- Good job.
St-e-e-e-even! Amethyst, that's not funny! - It was a little funny.
- Regardless, we need to warp back out.
- Can I warp us there? - We're going underwater.
- And you do need air to breathe.
- Then can I tell all my friends - I'm the warp master? - I guess, but I'm the warp master! - That's nice, Steven.
- Steven - You want a doughnut? - Chocolate jelly, please.
Wha Huh? Sadie?! I, like, just got to sleep! Now I have to start all over! Then don't sleep at the counter! I'm trying to work! Why don't you not work at the counter when I'm trying to sleep?! - You're always doing this! - Nobody Something's having a bad effect on their relationship and their customer service.
- And you could get fired! - Who cares? I'm sick of this place! I want to go somewhere new.
- That's it! I'm the warp master! - Yeah, Steven, I know.
I can take us on vacation somewhere warm and beautiful and magical for just - the two of you.
And me! - It could be worth a try.
- We're here! Come on.
This way! - This is way too weird.
- I'm going home.
- No, no! Follow me! You got to see it.
- Come on, Lars.
Give it a chance.
- Ugh! Fine.
But if it blows, I'm out of here.
- Welcome to paradise! - Oh, Steven, it's beautiful here.
- It's a beach.
We live on a beach! - It's a magical beach! Is that why my phone has no reception? Why were you even here? We came here to look for a dangerous gem creature that we never found.
- Yep.
I'm gone.
- Huh? Lars! Wait! - Lars, this could actually be kind of fun! - If I'm going to be bored out of my mind and possibly die, I'm gonna go to work and get paid for it.
Okay.
Where is it? - What? - The teleporter thing! Where is it?! - Oh, it it wouldn't disappear, would it? - No, no, no.
- Well, maybe.
- What?! It's okay! The gems'll come save us when they see I'm missing eventually.
Steven, how could you do this?! We're stranded! Calm down! Is this the worst place to be stuck in? Ugh! You calm down.
I'm gonna find better reception.
Well, I think it's amazing, Steven.
- Nothing! - Guys, check it out! I found these rocks that look like pillows! - Heh.
Good job, Steven.
- My rock's too close to those other rocks.
Sadie, I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
- Tell me about it.
- You were gonna love it here so much.
- You'd never want to leave.
- Don't worry.
Lars is just a tough nut.
He can't keep up this schtick forever.
I could do without the audio commentary! - Good night, Sadie.
- Night, Steven.
- Any late lunch, early dinner yet? - Uh, no luck.
What about you? Mmm No.
But I can see why.
My bait is too adorable to eat! Everything on this island has such a bright, happy smile.
- Ugh! No signal over here, either.
- Hey! Uh, maybe you should help out if you want to eat! Grr! Sadie! We're gonna live! - I catch, you cook! - You ain't the boss of me.
Whatever.
I don't know.
Looks done to me.
Ooh! Who's first? Me, me, me! - It keeps looking at me.
- Maybe it knows it's your - fault for getting us lost.
- Thank you.
- Mmm.
Mmm, Lars, this is really good! - Hmm? - You can really cook! - Heh! Fire nature's microwave.
Could this night get any better?! Isn't this such a beautiful night? whoa-oh we're underneath a thousand shining stars Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? whoa-oh Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? Look at this place look at your faces I've never seen you look like this before isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? whoa-oh Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? Look at this place look at your faces they're shining like a thousand shining stars isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? whoa-oh Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? Why don't you let yourself just be somewhere different? whoa-oh Why don't you let yourself just be whoever you are? - Did you see where Lars went? - Mm-mnh-mnh.
Hello? Come on! Come on! Dumb piece of junk.
No bars No bars! No bars! - Did that help? - No! It's just - What if I never get back home? - Oh! You're just really homesick.
Duh! What'd you think?! No, it's okay.
We're okay! Steven said the gems could be coming for us any day.
And, you know, until then, - I got your back.
- Sadie do you ever get lonely even when you're around people? Why don't you let yourself just be - Steven! - How long have you been watching us?! - Don't you know what privacy is?! - People walk in and out of my room all the time.
Ugh! I'm gonna go start on the fire.
Hey! You don't have to go! We're kind of on our own schedule here! What the heck?! It's a gem? Whoa, whoa, whoa! - We have to get out of here! - Steven! - What was that thing?! - It must be what the gems were looking for! It never left the island at all! It's invisible.
A big invisible thing is after us?! I I I want to go home! I wanna go home! - This way! - Okay! - It's the warp pad! - Lars, come on! Let's go home! - You knew! - Uh, guys? It's her fault we've been trapped here! - Wha-a-a-a-a-at?! - Look, I panicked! I hid the warp pad! You were just gonna leave, but I knew how much you really needed this! Why don't you ever let me help you?! Help me? Are you insane?! You trapped me on an island so you could come on to me! - Ow! - You kissed me on the mouth! - No, I didn't! - Guys, I want to be mad, too, but can we do it on the warp pad?! Lars! Oh, gosh.
Sadie! Use your fish-murdering skills! Go, Sadie! Oh.
Oh, I got this! The gems are gonna be so impressed.
We captured a gem all by ourselves! Sadie, you were amazing! Yeah, that was really great how you, uh s-saved me.
Don't read into it.
We should do this again sometime.