The Paynes (2018) s01e30 Episode Script

[GASPS.]
Ooh, ooh.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Hello.
- Hey, miss Ella.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hey.
Yo, yo, yo, wait a minute.
Kenny Did I just see what I thought I just saw? Yeah, you did.
And I did too unfortunately.
Okay, you two really need to stop it right now.
No, she needs to stop it.
A-a-a-and back.
Little boy, do you know who the adult is in this situation? - Well - If you don't, they are the tall people in the room.
You know we're almost the same height, right? Shut up.
I mean, be quiet Real hard.
Um Mama, what you doin'? Hey, baby.
Hey, baby? What are you doing? Lynn, watch your mouth.
What's going on? Are you hungry? - No.
- You want something to eat? No, I don't.
I want to know what's going on.
Right.
She thinks she can just throw us off her track with food? I don't think so.
Well, that did work before.
That was before we could eat on the regular.
Nyla Miss Ella, I wasn't feeling well - and this nice man - Yeah.
helped me get home.
And gave you mouth to mouth? That was a good one.
That was a good one.
But who you think you're talking to? Oh, I'm just talking to this wall right here.
Yeah.
Well, take that tone out of your voice, okay? Well, how can I do that? I'm a man.
Is today your day? Is today the day I get you? 'Cause it's comin'.
There is a day comin' with your name on it.
- I'm sorry.
- Ah-ha! Thank you.
You two, go upstairs.
Lynn, Kenny, Kenny, Lynn, go upstairs.
I'm not going upstairs until I know what's going on.
Well, when your mama's got something to tell you, then she will.
- But what about - Go.
Hey, man back away from my mama.
Uh yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
- I mean it.
- Okay, okay.
I need 50 feet at all times.
I got it, I got it.
No - Kenny - you got it.
I need 50 steps upstairs.
- Go, go.
- Yeah, go on.
Go on, kids.
Go.
Go on.
Go on, kids so I can talk to your mama and your new daddy.
- [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY.]
- [LAUGHS.]
So so, you want to start? Okay.
Okay.
- Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
- Okay.
You too.
Sit, sit, sit.
Sit.
Not so close.
Not so close.
- All right.
- Thank you.
How are you? We did that when I walked through the door.
Yes, but I didn't ask you how you were.
Well, I'm fine, Nyla.
Yeah.
Okay, what is going on? Really? What do you mean? You two in here kissing.
On my cou Right here.
Uh-uh.
Get up.
Switch with me.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, what do you mean? Don't play with me, Nyla.
Really, don't play.
Were were we kissing? Yeah.
Yeah, we were kissing.
Mm.
- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
Well how did that happen? You tell me.
You were there.
Yeah, and tell me, 'cause I wasn't.
- What? - Girl - Oh - Really? Yeah, that kiss.
Yeah, that kiss.
That was nothing.
Say what? - Yeah.
- Are you sure about that? Yeah.
Yeah, that was nothing.
Yeah, well, it sure looked like something to me.
It really, really looked like something to me.
Well, I thought it was better than "nothing.
" I thought it was something.
I thought it was something, too.
Miss Ella, look [STAMMERING.]
Wait.
Terrance, do you know she's in a relationship? Yes, ma'am.
A better question is: [LAUGHS.]
Do you know you're in a relationship? Yes.
Yes, I knew.
I do.
Well, regardless to what we think, you are in a relationship, Blanche.
You are.
Your name is Blanche? So why are you kissing this man? Uh - Well, I - I'm listening.
I really am.
I really want to hear this.
Okay, can we talk in private, please? - Okay, yes.
That's a good idea.
- Yeah.
Okay, looks like you're fine now and miss Ella's here, so I'm I'm just gonna go.
- Okay.
- But, you know, you can call me if you need anything.
She won't be calling you.
She ain't gon' need nothin'.
Right.
Didn't need to be straddled you.
Whew.
You a wild boy, Terrance.
Yeah, you a wild boy.
[LAUGHS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Hey.
- Hi.
- Hey, uh, Ter Terrell? No.
- Don't tell me, don't tell me.
- It's Terrance.
- Terrance.
- Yeah.
Hey, man.
You was just in here? - Yeah.
- Working late? Pro bono? They got you slavin'? - Yeah.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Sit over there.
- [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY.]
Nyla, what in the world is going on with you, girl? I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry, miss Ella.
I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not the one you need to be apologizing to.
- You think I need to tell Kendrick? - No, no.
What you gonna tell him for? No, I mean Wait Wait, wait, wait.
- You don't think I should? - What is going on in here? I I don't know! He was here and it just it just happened.
Do you like him? I-I don't know.
I'm just - I'm confused.
I don't know.
- Confused about what? How it all happened.
I mean, I don't even like him like that.
Ha ha ha.
Well, I'd sure hate to see you when you like him.
Sure looked like you liked him to me, though.
I'm telling you.
You had that left leg over there, I'm sayin'.
That's a wonderful move, right there.
I've got to admit that.
Miss Ella, I really am sorry.
- Well, baby - Have you ever had a man kiss you while you were with Mr.
C.
? Well We're not talking about me.
We're not talking about This ain't about - This is not about me.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
You're right.
- You're right.
- You, uh-huh.
And you really need to fix this.
- I know.
- You really do.
- Okay.
- And start with your kids.
Oh.
They did see me.
- Yes, they saw you.
- Okay, okay.
Mm-hmm.
- And, uh - I - go now - Okay.
and explain everything to them.
- Explain it to them.
- I will.
Now, Nyla.
Go now.
Okay, I will.
I will.
My Nyla home? Yeah, she's in there.
- Hey, Terrance? - What? What? That's what I said.
Why you so hostile? Look, man, what do you want? Well, I was gonna help you out with something, but I don't think I will.
How would you be able to help me out with anything? Is miss Ella home, too? Why don't you knock and find out? - Okay.
I think I'll do that.
- Then do that.
Okay, yeah.
I will.
Yo, uh, Kelsey How were you gonna help me again? How about this how about, never mind? Hmm.
Yeah, 'cause from what I understand Huh? you're the one that needs some help.
Excuse you? You heard what I said.
I don't think I might've heard you right.
'Cause you don't know anything about me.
Oh, I know enough.
Yeah? What do you know? How are you gonna help me again? Look, man, just walk away from this and mind your own business.
Yeah, yeah.
I wish you would get some business and leave her alone.
It's some business comin' from the broke boy, talking about leaving my own woman alone.
- Look, man.
- You think you know me? That's a good woman in there, all right, and she deserves a hell of a lot better than you.
Man, you better get the hell out of here.
Why don't you make me? Look, dude, I can.
- Oh, you think so? - I know so.
Look, bro, you don't know me.
You're this close already, dude.
What you gonna do? You gonna kiss me? Step back.
- Who the hell do you think you're talking to? - Get out of my face.
- Run that mouth.
- You're the one that came over here talking - about you're gonna help me.
- Run that mouth.
How the hell you gonna help me, huh? You need to help yourself.
I couldn't hear I couldn't hear what y'all was Now I can hear, now I can hear.
Like a stereo.
What's going on? It looks like the battle of the light skins.
That's funny.
- You thought so? - That's funny.
No, really, what's going on? This dude talking about he's gonna "help me out.
" - What's he mean by that? - That's what I want to know.
"Help me out.
" I can see what he means by it.
What? T.
, you got lipstick on, man.
- What? - Yeah.
- Really? - Yeah.
Hello! Huh? He's just trying to get you to stop you from running to your woman, man, with lipstick showing.
Ain't that what you was doin', man? Ain't that it, man? Trying to help him out? That's a good brother.
That's a good brother.
Right on, man.
It's just it's obvious he was kissin' somebody.
- Who? - I don't know.
Perhaps some of that little sassy little hot dirtball.
Huh, player? Some little sexy chocolate roll.
Some little sashimimi.
With your wasbeebi sauce.
Mr.
C.
And ginger pickles.
Mr.
C.
On the ginger with the teriyaki sauce poured on them.
Laid out on the rice.
Mr.
C.
, you want some Chinese food, don't you? I'm so hungry.
We just had some two hours ago.
Hey, you know that goes fast.
- It's like not even eating.
- It's good.
It was good, though, wasn't it? Okay, so Really, where you comin' from? I was in your house.
Say what? Oh, snap! Miss Ella Oh, adultery! Miss Ella what? I will knock you out, Jack.
Don't even insilerate that.
Huh? What you trying to insilerate? You mean insishuate.
Nah, I think both of y'all got it wrong.
It's insinuate.
You have to enunciate.
There's no "t" in the You sure? Yes.
- He is a doctor, though.
- Shh.
Hush.
- All right, look, I'm gonna go.
- Oh, no, no, no.
No, no.
Hold on there, partner.
I need to know what's happening, man, what's happening with you in my house.
Why are you in my house? I need to know that.
Come on, now.
- Mr.
C - You cannot I need to know You need to tell me - what's happening, man.
Okay? - Mr.
C.
, I think I know.
Now, you come out of my house with lipstick on, - Jack Come on, man.
- Mr.
C You got to explain somethin'.
You got to explain it.
That ain't even my wife's color.
She don't even wear that ugly-ass color.
Mr.
C.
- Oh.
- Now you know.
- Gah.
- What? - Hey! - What are y'all ? - Hey, man! - I didn't even see you here.
- You da man! - You been standing here all this time? - I've been right here.
- Isn't that wild? - What? - Wh what you doin' here? I was just about to knock this clown out.
Oh.
No need for you to do that.
No, I think there is.
Okay, he had to think about it.
Okay.
Come on.
Kendrick, think you've had enough of the anger issues? I'm just sayin'.
Kendrick K Ken Did I say it right? It's Kendrick? - Yeah.
- I got it right.
Go in the house, Kenny.
Go on.
Whew! Did you kiss Nyla? Look, I'm leaving.
Unh-unh.
Unh-unh.
Come here.
Come here.
What's going on, man? Did you really did you get with her? I asked you a question.
And you ain't my daddy.
But I am your boss.
And you never paid me.
You're just not gonna let that thing go - No.
- Okay.
All right.
You got a point, man.
You got a point.
Go on and go home.
Wow! You know, for a second, I thought it was him and miss Ella, you know? My Ella don't mess with no young boy like that.
My mama do.
In front of you? That was only once.
Oh, man, I feel bad for you.
Why? Why you still here? You're losing your memory.
- You told me to come here.
- I'm really not.
No, I Well, I'm telling to get over to the laundromat, get on that beautiful costume that I got you made, and get out on that corner and make that money.
Bring some business up in here, man.
Go! Just 'cause you're mad 'cause you thought your wife was cheating on you, you're gonna yell at me.
Mr.
C.
We really need to talk about my money.
I thought you was goin' home.
Mr.
C What money? Mr.
C.
, my money that you owe me.
Look, you really like her, don't you? Don't try to change the subject.
I'm not.
I'm not trying.
I'm changing it.
No, but I mean, you really like her, you're a really good Man, we're working on that money.
Come T.
, we're working on the money.
- Mm.
- You really like her? You know I do.
Did you kiss her? Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
Hey, did she kiss you? - Yeah.
- That's the question.
- Did she kiss you? - Yeah.
Yeah, she did.
- 'Cause you can rough it off.
- She did.
She did.
- Ooh, she kissed you.
- She did.
Wow.
How did that happen? I don't know.
It just happened.
You know she's got a boyfriend, right? Oh, you mean that fool I was just about to knock out? Yeah, that fool you were about to knock out.
Actually, y'all kinda look alike.
Y'all look like twins.
Y'all look like twins.
That's what happened she thought she was kissing him.
That's a simple fix.
My money? Boy, you ain't gonna let that money go no matter how much No.
Okay, well, you asked just the right amount of times.
- Mm.
- Okay, just forget it.
You were just one more I thought you was gonna stop right there.
Okay, one more time you asked now I got to give it to you.
I got to give it to you now.
Well, I want to give it to you.
You know what? - On second thought - What? - I'm going in there.
- Hold on.
What? What? - Move.
I'm go - Hey, wait.
Why? I don't like that dude.
- Terrance - Nah, nah.
If she wants to be with him, that's cool, but I'm not just gonna sit by and let him hurt her.
All right? Okay.
You do realize she doesn't belong to you, right? Mr.
C.
, move.
You ain't tryin' that hard, though.
Mr.
C.
, you got my money? We gonna do this again? Nope.
I don't think so.
Not today.
Not today.
Then you need to let me in.
You just know how to get what you want, don't you? Okay, I didn't think about it like that.
If I ain't got your money, I got to let you in.
You got to let me in.
Come on, man.
You got me.
You got me.
When you said that one That was Hang on a second, though.
A second, though.
I don't think you need to go in there, man.
- Why not? - It just don't feel right.
It don't feel right in my spirit.
Oh.
It's probably the Chinese food.
Ope! He did! He's right.
Did he go inside? Did he go in? He went inside.
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