Bunnicula (2016) s01e31 Episode Script

Collar Me Crazy

1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(ROARS)
(GIGGLES)
(SLURPS AND SIGHS)
Oh, scratching post,
your evolution has been
a twisted and tawdry affair.
(GASPS)
-(YELLS)
-(SCREAMS)
-(GIGGLES)
-Bunnicula, get outta here!
Hey, what's going on?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
(HUMMING)
(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
Ta-da!
Ho-ho!
Bunnicula!
Why can't you just be
a cute cuddly bunny sometimes?
-(GASPS)
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Bunnicula.
Hey, buddy, got you a present
from the thrift store.
It's an antique collar.
Solid silver.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
It'll take some
getting used to.
Oh! It's so cute!
Ah! (SCREAMS)
(BOTH LAUGH)
Don't care for that
silver collar, huh?
How about some garlic?
Maybe a wooden stake?
(LAUGHS)
Wait, why are we laughing?
I think he's had enough.
Let's help him.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Let me help you
get that collar off.
(BOTH GROAN)
Bunnicula?
(BUNNICULA GROWLING)
-CHESTER: Are you
-Ta-da!
(FARTS)
Roses! My favorite!
(HUMMING)
Well, this is different.
Yeah, it's got a jazzy beat.
Ta-da!
-(HUMMING)
-Oh!
-(OVEN DINGS)
-Ha-ha!
(GIGGLING)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
Whee!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(MICE SQUEAKING)
Ahem!
Oh, a picnic!
Ugh! I hate picnics.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
CHESTER: (GASPS)
Rusty old books?
Jazz records
no one wants to hear.
And 600 pages
of unsolvable Sudoku puzzles.
This is the greatest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
(GIGGLES)
Happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy ♪
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Ah, Harold,
I can get used to this.
It's all rainbows, sunshine
and fluffy clouds now.
And all the unicorn horns
I can eat.
-(CLICKS FINGERS)
-(SNORTS)
(CHOMPS)
Why didn't we think
of a silver collar sooner.
(BANGING ON DOOR)
Excuse me, while I dispatch
this unwanted guest.
-Oh, songbirds,
carry me to the door.
-(CHIRPING)
This is great.
As long as no other
supernatural creatures
show up.
(CRASHES)
(LAUGHING)
(RANDILL GRUNTING)
Buenas noches,
thumb suckers.
I'm Randill,
the maximum mandrill.
And I want the one
they call Bunnicula
and I want to rumble.
That bunny thinks he's
the sheriff of this realm.
Well, this
supernatural monster
is gonna be calling
the shots real soon.
And when I do,
it's the precious pets
and good times
that are gonna go sayonara.
And yours truly will see to it
that everyone gets a dose
of pain and suffering.
"Pain and suffering?"
What can't it just be
one or the other?
So I'm gonna ask
you two lilies one more time.
Where's that bunny?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Oh
(GIGGLING)
Harold, he won't
stand a chance
the way he's acting
with that silver collar.
You'll have to
go through us first, pal.
Are you crazy?
(LAUGHS) No, I want that bunny
and I'm not leaving till
he crumbles in these hands.
Oh, he's up for the challenge.
But you said
Shh. I think I have a plan.
All right, a main event.
You've got one week, losers.
A week?
What are you waiting for?
Let's go right now.
(LAUGHS)
Brother, I like your tenacity.
Get your fighter ready.
Pronto.
You got it, Randill.
Ugh! What did you just do?
I thought you had a plan.
The plan was to make a plan!
That is an awful plan.
All right, what's the plan?
Hello.
Hey, hey, hey,
if you don't can
this sweetheart routine
that primate's
gonna pound you.
Ugh!
Come on, man.
You gotta be able
to fight back somehow.
Stick and move, Bunnic.
Let's go.
All right.
Let's see what you got?
Better stay on your toes.
Huh?
A-ha.
(GROWLS) Attack!
(YELLING)
(LAUGHS)
Surprise.
Okay, I tried.
But what can
training accomplish
when one lacks
the very will to survive?
Only the one thing
that brings out the metal
of every true warrior.
The element of surprise!
(CRASHES)
(GIGGLES)
Uh, rain cloud.
Oh, okay,
we can work with that.
Now, just like,
lightning strike!
Or something.
(GRUNTS)
Awesome!
-(THUNDER RUMBLES)
-Huh?
Let's get this party started.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
Ah, time's up.
Somebody's gotta go out there.
Come out or I'm coming in.
-(GROANS)
-Why do I have
pretend to be Bunnicula?
Because I'm the brains
and you're the muscle.
I'm the muscle?
Yeah, the muscle.
I mean, think of it this way.
When you have a problem,
sometimes
You're in
trouble now, Randill.
That was easier
than I thought.
Good work, brains.
Ah, Bunnicula!
The future former,
master of the supernatural.
There's no telling
what I'll do
when I get my hands on you.
I don't know what
you think you're gonna do,
but I think that I don't know
what you're saying
half the time.
RANDILL: (LAUGHS)
I'll show you what
I'm gonna do?
Huh? Ahhh!
I'm gonna get you real loose,
so you're prepared
to absorb the punishment.
Come on, muscle.
Uh, Randill, hang on there
RANDILL: First,
I take position
-and put your lights out.
-(CHESTER GROANS)
-Ooh!
-Second, I'm gonna
immobilize you.
-(CHESTER GROANS)
-Oh!
And thirdly, I start pounding!
-(RANDILL POUNDS)
-(CHESTER GROANING)
(CROWS CAWING)
(GROANING CONTINUES)
Wait, you hear that?
Sound like a mandrill
just pummeling a cat
in the face.
No.
That's why I'm
the drill sergeant
and you
just entered boot camp.
Yeah? Well,
your mother wears boots,
so I'm pretty sure
she's the one
that's doing the
-(GROANS)
-(YELLS)
(GROANS)
(HUMMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
You two big babies
know the drill by now,
but just to
hammer home the point
(SHATTERS)
Ah!
(GRUNTS)
BUNNICULA: Excuse me.
Huh?
Uh, The real McCoy.
Bunnicula!
(YELLS)
(UTENSILS SHATTER)
(HUMMING)
What is he doing?
Yeah, save some fudge for me.
It's gonna take more than
just a mouthful of
Hold on.
That sundae was fantastic.
-Huh?
-(GIGGLING)
What?
Oh, brother, you made this?
That's really thoughtful.
Puff paint t-shirt?
Come on, man.
Now, stop stalling, bunny boy.
-Whoa!
-(GIGGLING)
What are you
Are those hot stones?
I can't. No, oh, oh!
Oh, yeah, little higher.
Ooh, yeah!
Whoa! Thanks, Bunnic.
But I'm still the beast that's
gonna control this realm.
-So, come back
-(WHIRRING)
Oh!
What the
Uh, hey, amigo. Oh, okay.
-That's enough.
-Hmm.
Buddy? Buddy!
Gosh.
It's been so long
since anybody
showed me a lick of affection.
My sweet, Randill.
Remember to
never waste you're life
in anger and conflict.
You have the heart of a lover
and the hands of an artist.
I think the source of my anger
was my inability
to confront my past.
Oh, thank a million, muchacho.
-Now my healing
can truly begin.
-(COLLAR RATTLES)
Ah!
Muchacho?
(SCREAMS)
No, no, no.
I've seen the dark side.
I can't go back.
Don't make me go back.
(BUNNICUAL GROWLS)
(PANTS)
Huh?
What the
Uh, Bunnicula?
(GROWLS)
Whoa, he's back!
(GASPS)
(BUNNICULA YELLING)
They play so well together.
(CHOMPS)
(GIGGLES)
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