Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e31 Episode Script
Big Top Bungling/Space Cats
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[WHISTLING]
HEH HEH HEH!
LET'S SEE. I THINK
A DOUBLE-HITCH HALF-LOOP
TRIPLE SAILOR'S KNO
OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
DOGCATCHER!
- YAAA!
- YAAA!
- THESE TWO GUYS
ARE INSEPARABLE.
HEE HEE HEE!
- GRRR!
- GRRR!
- THIS IS STARTING OU
TO BE A GREAT DAY.
- BOP SHOO-OP
BOPPITY BOP ♪
BOP SHOO-OP
BOPPITY BOP ♪
- AHH! LIFE IS SWEET.
- I TELL YOU, BILL,
WE NEED A NEW ANIMAL ACT,
SOMETHING
WITH A LOT OF PIZZAZZ.
- YEAH. I KNOW.
PEOPLE GET TIRED
OF THE SAME OLD
LIONS, TIGERS, AND STUFF.
- IF WE COULD ONLY FIND
THE RIGHT ANIMAL.
- NEXT TIME I SEE
THAT HEATHCLIFF,
I'M GOING TO
LET HIM HAVE IT.
- HEE HEE HEE!
HE'S GOING TO BE
SEEING A LOT OF ME.
- WHOA!
- WHOA!
- [YELLING]
- MAYBE IF WE HELD
A TALENT CONT--
- FIRE ONE!
- DRIVER! PULL OVER!
BILL! LOOK AT THAT!
- INCREDIBLE!
- OOF!
- HEATHCLIFF, CAN WE TALK?
- SEND ME A LETTER
AIRMAIL.
- DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
- AND NOW, FANS,
THE AMAZING HEATHCLIFF
WILL ATTEMP
THE INCREDIBLY DIFFICUL
DOUBLE-FLIP HALF-TWIS
WITH A FULL GAINER.
- YOW!
- YOW!
- FANTASTIC!
THIS IS AMAZING!
THAT CAT IS THE ANSWER
TO OUR PRAYERS!
- WAIT! WHAT'S
HE GOING TO DO NOW?
- TA-DA!
- WE'D BETTER
ASK AROUND AND FIND OU
WHO OWNS THAT CAT.
- MY THOUGHTS, EXACTLY.
- HEATHCLIFF, HUH?
WELL, THAT WASN'T HARD.
- I'LL SAY! THAT CA
IS ALREADY FAMOUS
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
- "INFAMOUS" IS A BETTER WORD.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- I'LL GET IT!
- I'LL GET IT!
- I'LL GET IT.
- CAN I HELP YOU?
- ARE YOU THE OWNER
OF HEATHCLIFF?
- WHAT DID HE DO NOW?
- OH, HE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
HE DID SOMETHING
VERY RIGHT.
- HEY, GRANDMA!
FELLA OUT HERE SAYS HEATHCLIFF
DID SOMETHING RIGHT.
- WE'RE THE BUNGLING
BROTHERS
OF THE BUNGLING BROTHERS'
SNORING AND BORING CIRCUS,
AND WE'D LIKE TO GIVE
HEATHCLIFF A TRYOU
IN TONIGHT'S SHOW.
- YOU WANT HEATHCLIFF
TO CATCH SOME MICE FOR YOU?
- NO, NO, NO. WE WANT HIM TO DO
HIS SENSATIONAL ACROBATICS.
- ACROBATICS?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
JUST SEND HEATHCLIFF
OVER TO THE CIRCUS GROUNDS,
AND WE'LL SHOW HIM
EVERYTHING HE HAS TO DO.
- I'LL TAKE HEATHCLIFF
OVER TO THE CIRCUS, GRANDPA.
- OK. WE'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
AT LEAST IT'LL GET HIM
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
HEATHCLIFF DOING
CIRCUS ACROBATICS?
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS.
- WHEN YOU GOT IT,
YOU GOT IT.
- HEATHCLIFF, YOU WAIT HERE.
I'LL GO FIND
THE BUNGLING BROTHERS.
- HEH HEH HEH!
HEY, BEING
A LION-TAMER IS EASY.
- GRRR!
- DON'T THEY FEED YOU
AROUND HERE?
- GRRR!
- THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
- GRRR! GRRR!
OHH! YIKES!
[KNEES KNOCKING]
- THAT OUGHT TO
GIVE HIM SOMETHING
TO REFLECT ON.
HEE HEE HEE!
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
I BETTER LIVEN UP
THIS PARTY.
OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE--
ROCK TILL YOU DROP.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
UH, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I'M A DANCING FOOL.
HEE HEE HEE!
- WELL, HEATHCLIFF,
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE CIRCUS?
- SO FAR, SO GOOD.
- TONIGHT, HEATHCLIFF
WILL GET TO SHOW THE WORLD
WHAT HE CAN DO.
- WHEN HEATHCLIFF
PERFORMS TONIGHT, WE GET HIM.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
OUR HEATHCLIFF IS IN THE CIRCUS!
- WHY? HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A CLOWN.
- YOU JUST WAIT.
HEATHCLIFF IS GOING TO
BE GREAT. I KNOW IT.
I DON'T KNOW. I STILL HAVE
A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT THIS.
- AHH! OOH!
- UH, WHERE'S THE DOG ACT?
- WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE FIND
THE DOG ACT?!
[BARKING AND MEOWING]
- BREAK A LEG, GUYS!
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOGS?
- OK. FORGET THE DOGS.
BRING UP THE KILLER LION.
- [PANTING]
- THIS IS A KILLER LION?
- GET HEATHCLIFF!
- YEAH! BRING ON HEATHCLIFF!
TELL THE RINGMASTER
TO ANNOUNCE HEATHCLIFF.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE BUNGLING BROTHERS'
SNORING AND BORING CIRCUS
IS PROUD TO PRESENT
THE GREAT, STUPENDOUS,
THE AMAZING HEATHCLIFF!
[APPLAUSE]
- THERE HE IS!
THERE'S HEATHCLIFF!
- OH, DOESN'T HE LOOK CUTE!
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
- OOH!
- OOH!
- OOH!
- OOH!
- OOH!
- OOH!
- THERE HE IS. LET'S GET HIM!
- UH-OH.
- OOH!
- AAH!
- AAH!
- AAH!
- IMPOSSIBLE!
- WOW!
- HOORAY!
NEXT TIME
WE GET CLOSE, LET GO
AND GRAB HEATHCLIFF.
- VERY BAD IDEA.
- TA-DA!
- YAY!
- YAY!
- YAY!
- WELL, HEATHCLIFF,
WE HAVE AN OPENING
IN OUR CIRCUS FOR YOU
IF YOU CAN DO YOUR AC
WITHOUT CLOBBERING
OTHER ANIMALS.
- DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DO THAT?
I WAS AFRAID
HE'D SAY THAT.
- HEATHCLIFF
NEEDS MOTIVATION.
- AND NOW,
THE INCREDIBLE HEATHCLIFF
WILL PERFORM HIS AMAZING
BOUNCING-CAT TRICK.
ALLEY-OOP!
I GUESS I JUST HAVE
A NATURAL TALENT FOR FUN.
HEE HEE HEE!
- PICTURE!
WE GOT A PICTURE!
[BEEPING]
THE EYE IN THE SKY.
- YOU MEAN
PIE IN THE SKY.
- YOU'LL SEE, CLEO.
THIS WILL WORK.
WHEN WE GE
THIS SATELLITE IN ORBIT,
WE CAN LOOK DOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING--
EVERY REFUSE HEAP,
EVERY GARBAGE TRUCK,
EVERY TRASH CAN.
WE'LL BE ABLE TO ZERO IN
ON EVERY GOURMET MEAL IN TOWN.
- YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW
TO DREAM BIG, RIFFRAFF.
- STAND BY FOR COUNTDOWN.
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321
ZERO!
LIFTOFF!
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
- TODAY THE JUNKYARD,
TOMORROW THE WORLD!
- OH, NO!
- IT'S GOING TO ABORT!
- I BELIEVE IT.
- FAILURE!
- THE SATELLITE!
UH, ARE YOU OK?
- NOW I'LL NEVER
SEE MY SATELLITE IN ORBIT.
- HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED.
IT'S THE SHUTTLE ROCKET,
STOPPING FOR FUEL
AT WESTFINSTER
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.
NOW, THERE IS A SPACESHIP
THAT'LL FLY.
- THE SHUTTLE ROCKE
RIGHT HERE IN WESTFINSTER!
MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
GET THIS BABY ON-BOARD,
AND WE CAN LE
THE SHUTTLE PILO
DO THE WORK FOR US.
- THEY GOT GUARDS, RIFFRAFF.
- SO WHAT?
- WE CAN GIVE THEM
A SURPRISE
IF WE WEAR
A GOOD DISGUISE.
[CRASH]
- IT'S A MITE LARGE,
DON'T YOU THINK?
- JUST LARGE ENOUGH
FOR ALL OF US.
- UH, YOU SURE THIS
IS GOING TO WORK, RIFFRAFF?
- TRUST ME.
READY?
JUST DO EVERYTHING
I SAY NOW.
I'M YOUR EYES AND EARS.
I'M THE BRAIN.
- YOU? THE BRAIN?
WE AREIN TROUBLE.
- NOW, MUNGO, LET'S GO.
WHOA!
- IT'S HOT IN HERE.
- UH, MY NOSE ITCHES.
UH-OH! I'M GOING TO SNEEZE!
- DO SOMETHING, PLEASE!
DON'T LET HIM SNEEZE.
- AH-AH-AH--
- UH, HALT. WHO GOES THERE?
- AH-AH-WHO!
- "WHO?" I'LLASK
THE QUESTIONS HERE.
DO YOU KNOW
THE PASS CODE?
- OH, NO! THE PASS CODE!
- VIOLETS ARE
- AH-BLUE!
- YOUR FOOT IS IN YOUR
- AH-SHOE!
- AND BUBBLE GUM IS TO
- AH-AH-CHEW!
- SORRY, SIR.
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU AT FIRST.
UH, PASS ON.
- OUCH!
- UNH!
- WATCH OUT!
- HEY! YOW!
- ISN'T IT STRANGE
WHAT SPACE CAN DO TO YOUR BODY?
- THIS IS IT!
WOW! LOOK
AT ALL THIS STUFF!
GOOD THING
WE DON'T HAVE TO
FLY THIS BABY.
IT'D TAKE A GENIUS
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
- DON'T TRY
TO FIGURE IT OUT, RIFFRAFF.
LET'S DUMP YOUR SATELLITE
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
- JUST A MINUTE.
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
- HEY, GUYS,
GET THESE BOOTS OFF OF ME.
- UNH! UNH!
- UNH! UNH!
- IF I COULD JUST FIGURE
HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR
TO THE CARGO BAY.
- UNH! UNH!
- UNH! UNH!
- POINT YOUR TOES, MUNGO.
- UH, LIKE THIS?
- YOW!
- YOW!
[CRASH]
- I THINK YOU FOUND IT.
- IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.
- HEY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
REGULATION 108--
NO UNSECURED OBJECTS
IN THE CARGO BAY. 10-4?
DON'T YOU KNOW
THE S.O.P. CODE 20
SECTION "F"?
BEFORE YOU COME
ABOARD, YOU I.D.
AND THEN 10-7, OK?
OTHERWISE,
IT'S AN S-N-A-F-U.
- HE SOUNDS SMART,
BUT WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
- WHO ARE YOU, FELLA?
- I.D.? I AM ROGER
DOUBLE-MINOR OF 3-X
PROGRAM, MODEL 11-K,
AND YOU ARE U.A.P.--
UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL.
- OH, YEAH? WELL, ALL
WE WANT TO DO IS SET UP
OUR S.S. FOR LAUNCH,
THEN GET OUT OF HERE
P.D.Q.
- 0600. A LITTLE LATE
FOR THAT. TIME FOR T-O.
[RUMBLING]
- WHAT IS HAPPENING?
- TA-TA. SEE YOU AT 30-K.
- UH, WHAT DID
HE SAY, RIFFRAFF?
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I THINK HE PUT US DOWN.
- AND NOW HE'S TAKING US UP.
WE'RE TRAPPED.
- I KNEW I SHOULDN'
HAVE TRUSTED
THAT MONKEY.
- THIS TRIP
WASN'T PLANNED.
WHO KNOWS WHERE
WE'LL LAND?
- HE THINKS
HE OWNS THIS SHIP.
IF I COULD GE
MY HANDS ON HIM,
I'D SHOW HIMS.O.P.
- DA DA DO DEE DEE
DA DA DEE DEE DA
- MUNGO, THIS AIN'T NO TIME
TO PLAY HIT SONGS.
- DOO DEE DOO DEE DUM
DOO DOO DOO
DEE DO DOO ♪
- HUH?
-I'LL TEACH YOU YOUR ABCs.
- MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
- YAAA!
[BEEPING]
UH-OH! THAT DOES
NOT SOUND GOOD.
- WE'RE IN SPACE!
- TH-THERE'S NO GRAVITY.
- NOW, DON'T TAKE
THIS WRONG,
BUT I'M 10 TIMES AS STRONG.
- HEY! THIS IS FUN!
- HEY, YOU GUYS, MUNGO FLIES!
- SHUTTLE ROCKET, COME IN.
IS ANYBODY ABOARD?
IDENTIFY. IDENTIFY.
OUT OF CONTROL.
MUST BE AN ACCIDENT.
NOBODY IS ABOARD
THAT SPACECRAFT.
WE'LL HAVE TO GO
TO THE COMPUTERS.
[BEEPING]
- OK. THE COMPUTERS
WILL SAVE US.
- NOT YET, PAL.
NO COMPUTERS UNTIL I DO
WHAT I SET OUT TO DO.
I GOT A SATELLITE TO LAUNCH.
YEP. THAT'S IT.
COME ON.
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
[MOTOR STARTS]
TODAY THE JUNKYARD,
TOMORROW THE WORLD!
- A MIRACLE OF TECHNOLOGY.
THE COMPUTERS ARE LOCKED IN.
THE SHUTTLE ROCKET IS SAFE.
READY FOR REENTRY.
- [CHEERING]
- SATELLITE LAUNCHED
AS PLANNED.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
- THAT'S A ROGER.
SHUTTLE ROCKET NOW
CLEARED FOR LANDING
AT NEAREST AIRPORT--
WESTFINSTER
INTERNATIONAL.
- HOME!
- HOW'S THAT, RIFFRAFF?
- GETTING A SIGNAL?
- YES. THERE.
THE SATELLITE SIGNAL
IS COMING IN.
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
- OH, NO!
I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
I PUT A SATELLITE IN ORBIT,
AND ALL I GET TO SEE IS HECTOR,
WORDSWORTH, AND MUNGO.
- SO? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
- I SHOULD HAVE LEF
THE SATELLITE HERE
AND PUT THOSE GUYS
IN ORBIT.
- HA HA HA!
- HI, MOM!
- UH, ARE WE ON TV?
- I'M POINTING MY FACE
AT OUTER SPACE.
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[WHISTLING]
HEH HEH HEH!
LET'S SEE. I THINK
A DOUBLE-HITCH HALF-LOOP
TRIPLE SAILOR'S KNO
OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
DOGCATCHER!
- YAAA!
- YAAA!
- THESE TWO GUYS
ARE INSEPARABLE.
HEE HEE HEE!
- GRRR!
- GRRR!
- THIS IS STARTING OU
TO BE A GREAT DAY.
- BOP SHOO-OP
BOPPITY BOP ♪
BOP SHOO-OP
BOPPITY BOP ♪
- AHH! LIFE IS SWEET.
- I TELL YOU, BILL,
WE NEED A NEW ANIMAL ACT,
SOMETHING
WITH A LOT OF PIZZAZZ.
- YEAH. I KNOW.
PEOPLE GET TIRED
OF THE SAME OLD
LIONS, TIGERS, AND STUFF.
- IF WE COULD ONLY FIND
THE RIGHT ANIMAL.
- NEXT TIME I SEE
THAT HEATHCLIFF,
I'M GOING TO
LET HIM HAVE IT.
- HEE HEE HEE!
HE'S GOING TO BE
SEEING A LOT OF ME.
- WHOA!
- WHOA!
- [YELLING]
- MAYBE IF WE HELD
A TALENT CONT--
- FIRE ONE!
- DRIVER! PULL OVER!
BILL! LOOK AT THAT!
- INCREDIBLE!
- OOF!
- HEATHCLIFF, CAN WE TALK?
- SEND ME A LETTER
AIRMAIL.
- DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
- AND NOW, FANS,
THE AMAZING HEATHCLIFF
WILL ATTEMP
THE INCREDIBLY DIFFICUL
DOUBLE-FLIP HALF-TWIS
WITH A FULL GAINER.
- YOW!
- YOW!
- FANTASTIC!
THIS IS AMAZING!
THAT CAT IS THE ANSWER
TO OUR PRAYERS!
- WAIT! WHAT'S
HE GOING TO DO NOW?
- TA-DA!
- WE'D BETTER
ASK AROUND AND FIND OU
WHO OWNS THAT CAT.
- MY THOUGHTS, EXACTLY.
- HEATHCLIFF, HUH?
WELL, THAT WASN'T HARD.
- I'LL SAY! THAT CA
IS ALREADY FAMOUS
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
- "INFAMOUS" IS A BETTER WORD.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- I'LL GET IT!
- I'LL GET IT!
- I'LL GET IT.
- CAN I HELP YOU?
- ARE YOU THE OWNER
OF HEATHCLIFF?
- WHAT DID HE DO NOW?
- OH, HE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
HE DID SOMETHING
VERY RIGHT.
- HEY, GRANDMA!
FELLA OUT HERE SAYS HEATHCLIFF
DID SOMETHING RIGHT.
- WE'RE THE BUNGLING
BROTHERS
OF THE BUNGLING BROTHERS'
SNORING AND BORING CIRCUS,
AND WE'D LIKE TO GIVE
HEATHCLIFF A TRYOU
IN TONIGHT'S SHOW.
- YOU WANT HEATHCLIFF
TO CATCH SOME MICE FOR YOU?
- NO, NO, NO. WE WANT HIM TO DO
HIS SENSATIONAL ACROBATICS.
- ACROBATICS?
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
JUST SEND HEATHCLIFF
OVER TO THE CIRCUS GROUNDS,
AND WE'LL SHOW HIM
EVERYTHING HE HAS TO DO.
- I'LL TAKE HEATHCLIFF
OVER TO THE CIRCUS, GRANDPA.
- OK. WE'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
AT LEAST IT'LL GET HIM
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
HEATHCLIFF DOING
CIRCUS ACROBATICS?
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS.
- WHEN YOU GOT IT,
YOU GOT IT.
- HEATHCLIFF, YOU WAIT HERE.
I'LL GO FIND
THE BUNGLING BROTHERS.
- HEH HEH HEH!
HEY, BEING
A LION-TAMER IS EASY.
- GRRR!
- DON'T THEY FEED YOU
AROUND HERE?
- GRRR!
- THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
- GRRR! GRRR!
OHH! YIKES!
[KNEES KNOCKING]
- THAT OUGHT TO
GIVE HIM SOMETHING
TO REFLECT ON.
HEE HEE HEE!
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
I BETTER LIVEN UP
THIS PARTY.
OH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE--
ROCK TILL YOU DROP.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
UH, MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
I'M A DANCING FOOL.
HEE HEE HEE!
- WELL, HEATHCLIFF,
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE CIRCUS?
- SO FAR, SO GOOD.
- TONIGHT, HEATHCLIFF
WILL GET TO SHOW THE WORLD
WHAT HE CAN DO.
- WHEN HEATHCLIFF
PERFORMS TONIGHT, WE GET HIM.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
OUR HEATHCLIFF IS IN THE CIRCUS!
- WHY? HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A CLOWN.
- YOU JUST WAIT.
HEATHCLIFF IS GOING TO
BE GREAT. I KNOW IT.
I DON'T KNOW. I STILL HAVE
A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT THIS.
- AHH! OOH!
- UH, WHERE'S THE DOG ACT?
- WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE FIND
THE DOG ACT?!
[BARKING AND MEOWING]
- BREAK A LEG, GUYS!
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOGS?
- OK. FORGET THE DOGS.
BRING UP THE KILLER LION.
- [PANTING]
- THIS IS A KILLER LION?
- GET HEATHCLIFF!
- YEAH! BRING ON HEATHCLIFF!
TELL THE RINGMASTER
TO ANNOUNCE HEATHCLIFF.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE BUNGLING BROTHERS'
SNORING AND BORING CIRCUS
IS PROUD TO PRESENT
THE GREAT, STUPENDOUS,
THE AMAZING HEATHCLIFF!
[APPLAUSE]
- THERE HE IS!
THERE'S HEATHCLIFF!
- OH, DOESN'T HE LOOK CUTE!
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
- OOH!
- OOH!
- OOH!
- OOH!
- OOH!
- OOH!
- THERE HE IS. LET'S GET HIM!
- UH-OH.
- OOH!
- AAH!
- AAH!
- AAH!
- IMPOSSIBLE!
- WOW!
- HOORAY!
NEXT TIME
WE GET CLOSE, LET GO
AND GRAB HEATHCLIFF.
- VERY BAD IDEA.
- TA-DA!
- YAY!
- YAY!
- YAY!
- WELL, HEATHCLIFF,
WE HAVE AN OPENING
IN OUR CIRCUS FOR YOU
IF YOU CAN DO YOUR AC
WITHOUT CLOBBERING
OTHER ANIMALS.
- DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DO THAT?
I WAS AFRAID
HE'D SAY THAT.
- HEATHCLIFF
NEEDS MOTIVATION.
- AND NOW,
THE INCREDIBLE HEATHCLIFF
WILL PERFORM HIS AMAZING
BOUNCING-CAT TRICK.
ALLEY-OOP!
I GUESS I JUST HAVE
A NATURAL TALENT FOR FUN.
HEE HEE HEE!
- PICTURE!
WE GOT A PICTURE!
[BEEPING]
THE EYE IN THE SKY.
- YOU MEAN
PIE IN THE SKY.
- YOU'LL SEE, CLEO.
THIS WILL WORK.
WHEN WE GE
THIS SATELLITE IN ORBIT,
WE CAN LOOK DOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING--
EVERY REFUSE HEAP,
EVERY GARBAGE TRUCK,
EVERY TRASH CAN.
WE'LL BE ABLE TO ZERO IN
ON EVERY GOURMET MEAL IN TOWN.
- YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW
TO DREAM BIG, RIFFRAFF.
- STAND BY FOR COUNTDOWN.
54
321
ZERO!
LIFTOFF!
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
- TODAY THE JUNKYARD,
TOMORROW THE WORLD!
- OH, NO!
- IT'S GOING TO ABORT!
- I BELIEVE IT.
- FAILURE!
- THE SATELLITE!
UH, ARE YOU OK?
- NOW I'LL NEVER
SEE MY SATELLITE IN ORBIT.
- HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED.
IT'S THE SHUTTLE ROCKET,
STOPPING FOR FUEL
AT WESTFINSTER
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.
NOW, THERE IS A SPACESHIP
THAT'LL FLY.
- THE SHUTTLE ROCKE
RIGHT HERE IN WESTFINSTER!
MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS
GET THIS BABY ON-BOARD,
AND WE CAN LE
THE SHUTTLE PILO
DO THE WORK FOR US.
- THEY GOT GUARDS, RIFFRAFF.
- SO WHAT?
- WE CAN GIVE THEM
A SURPRISE
IF WE WEAR
A GOOD DISGUISE.
[CRASH]
- IT'S A MITE LARGE,
DON'T YOU THINK?
- JUST LARGE ENOUGH
FOR ALL OF US.
- UH, YOU SURE THIS
IS GOING TO WORK, RIFFRAFF?
- TRUST ME.
READY?
JUST DO EVERYTHING
I SAY NOW.
I'M YOUR EYES AND EARS.
I'M THE BRAIN.
- YOU? THE BRAIN?
WE AREIN TROUBLE.
- NOW, MUNGO, LET'S GO.
WHOA!
- IT'S HOT IN HERE.
- UH, MY NOSE ITCHES.
UH-OH! I'M GOING TO SNEEZE!
- DO SOMETHING, PLEASE!
DON'T LET HIM SNEEZE.
- AH-AH-AH--
- UH, HALT. WHO GOES THERE?
- AH-AH-WHO!
- "WHO?" I'LLASK
THE QUESTIONS HERE.
DO YOU KNOW
THE PASS CODE?
- OH, NO! THE PASS CODE!
- VIOLETS ARE
- AH-BLUE!
- YOUR FOOT IS IN YOUR
- AH-SHOE!
- AND BUBBLE GUM IS TO
- AH-AH-CHEW!
- SORRY, SIR.
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU AT FIRST.
UH, PASS ON.
- OUCH!
- UNH!
- WATCH OUT!
- HEY! YOW!
- ISN'T IT STRANGE
WHAT SPACE CAN DO TO YOUR BODY?
- THIS IS IT!
WOW! LOOK
AT ALL THIS STUFF!
GOOD THING
WE DON'T HAVE TO
FLY THIS BABY.
IT'D TAKE A GENIUS
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
- DON'T TRY
TO FIGURE IT OUT, RIFFRAFF.
LET'S DUMP YOUR SATELLITE
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
- JUST A MINUTE.
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
- HEY, GUYS,
GET THESE BOOTS OFF OF ME.
- UNH! UNH!
- UNH! UNH!
- IF I COULD JUST FIGURE
HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR
TO THE CARGO BAY.
- UNH! UNH!
- UNH! UNH!
- POINT YOUR TOES, MUNGO.
- UH, LIKE THIS?
- YOW!
- YOW!
[CRASH]
- I THINK YOU FOUND IT.
- IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.
- HEY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
REGULATION 108--
NO UNSECURED OBJECTS
IN THE CARGO BAY. 10-4?
DON'T YOU KNOW
THE S.O.P. CODE 20
SECTION "F"?
BEFORE YOU COME
ABOARD, YOU I.D.
AND THEN 10-7, OK?
OTHERWISE,
IT'S AN S-N-A-F-U.
- HE SOUNDS SMART,
BUT WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
- WHO ARE YOU, FELLA?
- I.D.? I AM ROGER
DOUBLE-MINOR OF 3-X
PROGRAM, MODEL 11-K,
AND YOU ARE U.A.P.--
UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL.
- OH, YEAH? WELL, ALL
WE WANT TO DO IS SET UP
OUR S.S. FOR LAUNCH,
THEN GET OUT OF HERE
P.D.Q.
- 0600. A LITTLE LATE
FOR THAT. TIME FOR T-O.
[RUMBLING]
- WHAT IS HAPPENING?
- TA-TA. SEE YOU AT 30-K.
- UH, WHAT DID
HE SAY, RIFFRAFF?
- I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I THINK HE PUT US DOWN.
- AND NOW HE'S TAKING US UP.
WE'RE TRAPPED.
- I KNEW I SHOULDN'
HAVE TRUSTED
THAT MONKEY.
- THIS TRIP
WASN'T PLANNED.
WHO KNOWS WHERE
WE'LL LAND?
- HE THINKS
HE OWNS THIS SHIP.
IF I COULD GE
MY HANDS ON HIM,
I'D SHOW HIMS.O.P.
- DA DA DO DEE DEE
DA DA DEE DEE DA
- MUNGO, THIS AIN'T NO TIME
TO PLAY HIT SONGS.
- DOO DEE DOO DEE DUM
DOO DOO DOO
DEE DO DOO ♪
- HUH?
-I'LL TEACH YOU YOUR ABCs.
- MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
- YAAA!
[BEEPING]
UH-OH! THAT DOES
NOT SOUND GOOD.
- WE'RE IN SPACE!
- TH-THERE'S NO GRAVITY.
- NOW, DON'T TAKE
THIS WRONG,
BUT I'M 10 TIMES AS STRONG.
- HEY! THIS IS FUN!
- HEY, YOU GUYS, MUNGO FLIES!
- SHUTTLE ROCKET, COME IN.
IS ANYBODY ABOARD?
IDENTIFY. IDENTIFY.
OUT OF CONTROL.
MUST BE AN ACCIDENT.
NOBODY IS ABOARD
THAT SPACECRAFT.
WE'LL HAVE TO GO
TO THE COMPUTERS.
[BEEPING]
- OK. THE COMPUTERS
WILL SAVE US.
- NOT YET, PAL.
NO COMPUTERS UNTIL I DO
WHAT I SET OUT TO DO.
I GOT A SATELLITE TO LAUNCH.
YEP. THAT'S IT.
COME ON.
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
[MOTOR STARTS]
TODAY THE JUNKYARD,
TOMORROW THE WORLD!
- A MIRACLE OF TECHNOLOGY.
THE COMPUTERS ARE LOCKED IN.
THE SHUTTLE ROCKET IS SAFE.
READY FOR REENTRY.
- [CHEERING]
- SATELLITE LAUNCHED
AS PLANNED.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
- THAT'S A ROGER.
SHUTTLE ROCKET NOW
CLEARED FOR LANDING
AT NEAREST AIRPORT--
WESTFINSTER
INTERNATIONAL.
- HOME!
- HOW'S THAT, RIFFRAFF?
- GETTING A SIGNAL?
- YES. THERE.
THE SATELLITE SIGNAL
IS COMING IN.
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
- OH, NO!
I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
I PUT A SATELLITE IN ORBIT,
AND ALL I GET TO SEE IS HECTOR,
WORDSWORTH, AND MUNGO.
- SO? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
- I SHOULD HAVE LEF
THE SATELLITE HERE
AND PUT THOSE GUYS
IN ORBIT.
- HA HA HA!
- HI, MOM!
- UH, ARE WE ON TV?
- I'M POINTING MY FACE
AT OUTER SPACE.
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU