Ranma 12 s01e31 Episode Script
Episode 31
Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
Sis! Hey, Sis! Look! Look! It was free on my tenth pizza.
Good for you, Akane! I've had my eye on this.
Akane Tendo, betrothed of Ranma Saotome! Wh- Who are you!? Look out! Call me the "Gold-Silk Brocade Robe of Mystery"! And Akane Tendo is my hostage! That's insulting! Convey to Ranma Saotome: If he should want Akane back Listen! He must come to the China Festival.
China Festival? All the details are written on this ticket.
Sorry, but parking is limited, so please use public transportation.
Wait a second! What an odd fellow.
He's mistaken you for the toy pig.
That is just so insulting! What? Akane's been taken hostage? We must do something! Not me! Why do I have to go out there to save YOU? - Listen-- - Gotcha! One must accept any challenge.
It's only proper for the heir to the Saotome School.
Go Ranma! Go and rescue Akane! Not ME! China Festival Chinese Acrobatic Troupe What'm I supposed to be doin' here? What else? We're gonna get my pig back! Nihao, Ranma! Sh-Shampoo I so happy to see Ranma! Ranma, we date, right? I gotta go rescue Akane.
She's bein' held hostage.
Not ME! Man! Why'd I have to come all the way here? Same ticket came in mail for me! You got one too? Why? Come see authentic Chinese acrobatic troupe! I don't know anybody in the circus.
Shampoo neither.
It's been a while, Ranma Saotome! You again! Tonight's show will be exciting.
- It's you! - Mousse! Ranma Saotome! Until the day I steal back my Shampoo I shall keep Akane Tendo! S-Stop that! Akane's crying! Quit that! How can you mistake that for ME!? When was the switch made? From the start! You still super-clown.
A super-clown! This is great! We so lucky get free tickets! Enjoy it while you can.
Prepare to die, Ranma Saotome! I'll inflict the humiliation I felt when my love was stolen.
Ladies and gentleman, we have special request.
Volunteer, please to come stage.
Volunteer will get this as prize! Is very cute stuffed pig! That's mine! Akane! How'd you get there? You don't let up, do you!? Thank you! Thank you! T-That's my-- - My beloved pigtailed girl! - Master Kuno! Please calm down! Welcome to stage! What destiny await this young lady? I now introduce Curse you! W-What'd you do that for? and present star of show! Over 3000 years Chinese History even Hsuan Chuang amazed at this historic duck! Mu Mu-chan! Please to give Mu Mu-chan big round of applause.
That's no ordinary duck! Yikes! An' what part've this is fun, again? Why, you--! I can't stand it! Pigtailed girl! This is proof of my love! Is bombs! Ranma! Are you okay? The proof of my love disappeared! - Great! - Incredible! Ranma? Where he go? Don't know I knew that duck was you, Mousse! That was only my greeting.
Your "circus from hell" begins here.
Prepare to die, Ranma Saotome.
I got a free ticket! I'm gonna enjoy every minute.
I hoped you'd feel that way.
I'm sure you'll be delighted-- No.
You'll be defeated! Do you know what this is, Ranma? Do you know what this is, Ranma? Water? No ordinary water! It's the result of training! "Training"? That's right.
After you defeated me, I returned to China, and Here, sir, is legendary training ground, Jusenkyo.
Is cursed spring.
Once I've trained, I will defeat Ranma! I took my first step into the agony of training! Sir, you no go in there so quick! Training is on bamboo pole! You fall in Yahzu-Nii-Chuan spring.
There tragic tale of duck what drown in spring 1 300 year ago.
Whoever fall in, take body of duck.
Is cursed spring! I work as guide here for long time.
But you first guest who just jump in spring first thing.
Listen, Ranma Saotome! The moment I fell into that spring I figured out the method to destroy you! Hey.
Ranma, when did you become so hairy? What was that for, Ranma!? Hey! I'm over here! Yo.
So how's this the result of your training? You were scared spitless.
This water can't be-- As you've realized, this is Yahzu-Nii-Chuan water! Final attack: Cantonese Dagger Strike! This is the end! Mousse! You bully my Ranma! I no let you! I no want date with you.
Take it easy! Ranma! Quit that! Look out! Hasn't he run outta those things?? Watch out! Mousse, you jerk! Don't take out your problems on me! If you were more of a MAN about Shampoo she wouldn't be such a pain in th'-- Oww-- Huh? Shampoo I was so worry about you.
I-I appreciate that But now I ANGRY--! H-Hey! Get away! Get away! Stop it! Scat! Pigtailed girl! Where for art thou?? The course of true love never did run smooth, Master Kuno.
True.
Well said, Sasuke.
Ranma? Ranma, where are you? Ranma! Ranma! Honestly.
Where did Ranma and Shampoo go? Both of them! What a pain.
Eeek! It's a ghost! You jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Go away! Akane Tendo, it is I.
You're Mousse, right? This time, Akane Tendo you will be the bait to lure Ranma! Master Kuno, mayn't we go home? No! We must search until I see the pigtailed girl! That is Akane Tendo! You fiend! Master Kuno! Leave this to me.
Foiled again.
Curses.
The Chinese Acrobatic Troupe's Big Magic Show is about to begin! "A girl who changes into a duck"? Hey, she's cute! I LOVE CATS! Get away! I'm scared! Get away! Get away! Oh, no! A-Akane! Chinese Acrobatic Troupe Ranma Saotome! Rescue Akane quickly, before she turns into a duck! Mousse,you jerk! Don't think for a minute I'll let you do it.
Ladies and Gentleman, observe! The magic water pour into tank! Thenoh, so amazing! young lady turn into duck! Ranma, when you dive into the tank to save Akane it'll be all over for you! Akane!
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
Sis! Hey, Sis! Look! Look! It was free on my tenth pizza.
Good for you, Akane! I've had my eye on this.
Akane Tendo, betrothed of Ranma Saotome! Wh- Who are you!? Look out! Call me the "Gold-Silk Brocade Robe of Mystery"! And Akane Tendo is my hostage! That's insulting! Convey to Ranma Saotome: If he should want Akane back Listen! He must come to the China Festival.
China Festival? All the details are written on this ticket.
Sorry, but parking is limited, so please use public transportation.
Wait a second! What an odd fellow.
He's mistaken you for the toy pig.
That is just so insulting! What? Akane's been taken hostage? We must do something! Not me! Why do I have to go out there to save YOU? - Listen-- - Gotcha! One must accept any challenge.
It's only proper for the heir to the Saotome School.
Go Ranma! Go and rescue Akane! Not ME! China Festival Chinese Acrobatic Troupe What'm I supposed to be doin' here? What else? We're gonna get my pig back! Nihao, Ranma! Sh-Shampoo I so happy to see Ranma! Ranma, we date, right? I gotta go rescue Akane.
She's bein' held hostage.
Not ME! Man! Why'd I have to come all the way here? Same ticket came in mail for me! You got one too? Why? Come see authentic Chinese acrobatic troupe! I don't know anybody in the circus.
Shampoo neither.
It's been a while, Ranma Saotome! You again! Tonight's show will be exciting.
- It's you! - Mousse! Ranma Saotome! Until the day I steal back my Shampoo I shall keep Akane Tendo! S-Stop that! Akane's crying! Quit that! How can you mistake that for ME!? When was the switch made? From the start! You still super-clown.
A super-clown! This is great! We so lucky get free tickets! Enjoy it while you can.
Prepare to die, Ranma Saotome! I'll inflict the humiliation I felt when my love was stolen.
Ladies and gentleman, we have special request.
Volunteer, please to come stage.
Volunteer will get this as prize! Is very cute stuffed pig! That's mine! Akane! How'd you get there? You don't let up, do you!? Thank you! Thank you! T-That's my-- - My beloved pigtailed girl! - Master Kuno! Please calm down! Welcome to stage! What destiny await this young lady? I now introduce Curse you! W-What'd you do that for? and present star of show! Over 3000 years Chinese History even Hsuan Chuang amazed at this historic duck! Mu Mu-chan! Please to give Mu Mu-chan big round of applause.
That's no ordinary duck! Yikes! An' what part've this is fun, again? Why, you--! I can't stand it! Pigtailed girl! This is proof of my love! Is bombs! Ranma! Are you okay? The proof of my love disappeared! - Great! - Incredible! Ranma? Where he go? Don't know I knew that duck was you, Mousse! That was only my greeting.
Your "circus from hell" begins here.
Prepare to die, Ranma Saotome.
I got a free ticket! I'm gonna enjoy every minute.
I hoped you'd feel that way.
I'm sure you'll be delighted-- No.
You'll be defeated! Do you know what this is, Ranma? Do you know what this is, Ranma? Water? No ordinary water! It's the result of training! "Training"? That's right.
After you defeated me, I returned to China, and Here, sir, is legendary training ground, Jusenkyo.
Is cursed spring.
Once I've trained, I will defeat Ranma! I took my first step into the agony of training! Sir, you no go in there so quick! Training is on bamboo pole! You fall in Yahzu-Nii-Chuan spring.
There tragic tale of duck what drown in spring 1 300 year ago.
Whoever fall in, take body of duck.
Is cursed spring! I work as guide here for long time.
But you first guest who just jump in spring first thing.
Listen, Ranma Saotome! The moment I fell into that spring I figured out the method to destroy you! Hey.
Ranma, when did you become so hairy? What was that for, Ranma!? Hey! I'm over here! Yo.
So how's this the result of your training? You were scared spitless.
This water can't be-- As you've realized, this is Yahzu-Nii-Chuan water! Final attack: Cantonese Dagger Strike! This is the end! Mousse! You bully my Ranma! I no let you! I no want date with you.
Take it easy! Ranma! Quit that! Look out! Hasn't he run outta those things?? Watch out! Mousse, you jerk! Don't take out your problems on me! If you were more of a MAN about Shampoo she wouldn't be such a pain in th'-- Oww-- Huh? Shampoo I was so worry about you.
I-I appreciate that But now I ANGRY--! H-Hey! Get away! Get away! Stop it! Scat! Pigtailed girl! Where for art thou?? The course of true love never did run smooth, Master Kuno.
True.
Well said, Sasuke.
Ranma? Ranma, where are you? Ranma! Ranma! Honestly.
Where did Ranma and Shampoo go? Both of them! What a pain.
Eeek! It's a ghost! You jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Go away! Akane Tendo, it is I.
You're Mousse, right? This time, Akane Tendo you will be the bait to lure Ranma! Master Kuno, mayn't we go home? No! We must search until I see the pigtailed girl! That is Akane Tendo! You fiend! Master Kuno! Leave this to me.
Foiled again.
Curses.
The Chinese Acrobatic Troupe's Big Magic Show is about to begin! "A girl who changes into a duck"? Hey, she's cute! I LOVE CATS! Get away! I'm scared! Get away! Get away! Oh, no! A-Akane! Chinese Acrobatic Troupe Ranma Saotome! Rescue Akane quickly, before she turns into a duck! Mousse,you jerk! Don't think for a minute I'll let you do it.
Ladies and Gentleman, observe! The magic water pour into tank! Thenoh, so amazing! young lady turn into duck! Ranma, when you dive into the tank to save Akane it'll be all over for you! Akane!