Zorro (1957) s01e31 Episode Script
The Man with the Whip
[Thunderclap.]
Out of the night when the full moon is bright Comes a horseman known as Zorro This bold renegade carves a "Z" with his blade A "Z" that stands for Zorro Zorro! The Fox so cunning and free Zorro! Who makes the sign of the "Z"! Zorro, Zorro, Zorro Zorro, Zorro Take my horse to the stable.
Feed and water him well.
Sí, senor.
- Greetings, senor.
- Are you the innkeeper? - I'd like your best room.
- Of course.
Welcome to Los Angeles.
My baggage.
One moment, senor.
It is necessary for you to sign the register.
Carlos? That is your first name, senor? No, Sergeant.
That is the name of my horse.
- Your horse? - He is a very uneducated horse.
Cannot read or write.
Therefore, I must sign the register for him at the inn where he is the guest.
You must be joking, senor.
Aren't you? Murietta.
Carlos Murietta.
Welcome to Los Angeles, senor.
Where are you from? I come from a city called Noplace in the country of Anywhere.
Noplace in Please, senor.
Do not make jokes.
As acting comandante, it is my duty to ask these questions.
You are a stranger, therefore I must know where you are from and what business brings you to our city.
City? You call this miserable hovel of mud huts a city? It's more like a pigsty.
Senor, I must protest! Are all your guests subjected to questioning by this small town tin soldier? One moment, senor! - Please? - Sergeant García.
Senor Murietta is not very cooperative, Don Diego.
I ask him simple questions and got back senseless replies.
Well, exactly what is it you must know about Senor Murietta? Where he comes from and what business brings him here.
Possibly, sergeant, we can deduce the answers for ourselves.
- Won't you join me? - I'm afraid not.
I have many duties.
Barracks must be inspected, the lancers drilled, I have a sentry list to post and But of course, all these things can wait.
Maria! Bring me some wine, please.
Now, about the answers, Don Diego.
How do we deduce them? - How are your powers of observation? - Good.
My vision is excellent.
Then you noticed the hat that Senor Murietta was wearing? - Sí.
- The hat of an Argentine gaucho.
Argentine? Then he must be a South American.
We do not know that he is a South American.
The evidence only suggests that he recently came from there.
Gracias, Maria.
However, his accent is not that of a South American, so I suspect that he was merely visiting there.
Well, at least I know his name and where he is from for my report.
Now if I only knew what business brought him here.
- Innkeeper? - What do you wish, senor? There's a José Mordante living in this village? Sí, senor.
He operates a tannery outside the pueblo.
- Fetch him.
I have business with him.
- Immediately, senor.
Well, sergeant, I believe that answers your question.
[Knocking on door.]
Enter.
Close the door.
- You are José Mordante? - Sí, senor, that is my name.
- You are Carlos Murietta? - Yes.
I received word that you were to arrive here.
- When did your ship dock in San Pedro? - This morning.
I want to see your identification.
Good hunting, senor? I plundered the churches of South America of a fortune in gems.
That should refill the Eagle's coffers, eh? Here is a sample of my hunting.
- The famous Cross of the Andes.
- Ah Beautiful.
And valuable, huh? It has a greater symbolic value than a material one.
Still, the gems encrusted on it would bring a good price.
The rest of the gems, they are here with you, senor? [Tapping.]
Half of them came on the ship with me.
They're going through the routine process of being cleared by the customs at the port of San Pedro.
But senor, they are stolen gems.
If the authorities find The authorities will not even know of their existence.
The gems are concealed in a box of boots, which I, as an importer, am bringing to you, a tanner of leather, for distribution and sale.
- But, senor, I would think - Suppose you let me do the thinking? I haven't come all this way to allow the tanner the luxury of criticizing me.
I was merely thinking on the side of caution, senor.
Caution is for fools and cowards.
The Eagle sent me to do a job.
Your job is to do whatever I wish.
Those are my instructions, senor.
In a few days a box of boots will arrive from San Pedro.
We will keep it on the premises of your tannery.
Very well, senor.
My brother, Pietro, is a passenger on another boat from South America, which will arrive soon.
With him are the remainder of the gems.
Gracias, Don Diego.
I have enjoyed your hospitality, but I must go now.
Please do not ask me to stay and have another glass.
Oh, I have no intention of doing so, sergeant.
On the contrary, I must insist that you leave right now.
Is it necessary to be so emphatic, Don Diego? Would it not be wiser, senor, to send the gems on to Monterey on another ship? In the entire western world, no port is so closely guarded as Monterey's.
- I'm sorry, senor.
I did not know that.
- This conversation bores me.
Let's go downstairs and have a bottle of wine.
You have your duty to perform, sergeant.
As acting comandante, well, it's just not fitting that you sit here and idle away your time in the tavern.
Not fitting perhaps, but very pleasant.
[Whip cracking.]
- Did the whip touch you, senor? - It only came close.
You find no offense in my trick with the whip? To the contrary, senor.
I admire your skill with that remarkable weapon.
- Adiós, sergeant.
- Adiós, Don Diego.
- Muchacha, a bottle of your best.
- Sí, senor.
Don Rudolfo, what are you doing in the tavern? I was just passing by and Perhaps I am a customer, sergeant.
[Chuckles.]
At your age? Does your father know you came here? - I have just had my 18th birthday.
- Eighteen? It is not possible.
And I have started to shave.
See? Oh, yes.
The fuzz has disappeared.
Amazing, Don Rudolfo.
It seems only yesterday that you were playing caballeros and bandidos, running around our pueblo and shouting like a bunch of wild Indians, riding imaginary horses and shooting wooden guns with incredible accuracy.
- That life is behind me, sergeant.
- Sí.
And it will be years before you regret leaving it.
But welcome.
Welcome, caballero, to a man's position in life and to a man's responsibilities.
Please, senor, be seated.
It attracts attention.
Of course.
My apologies.
Maria, is that young man going to again spend the day just staring at you? - Well, I - It is bad for business, especially when he occupies a table and spends no money.
Perhaps today he will buy something.
Do you not think you're a little too young to come into the tavern? I'm sorry, senorita.
I shall leave if you wish me to.
No, you need not go, but could you not buy something? Perhaps something not too expensive.
A small bottle of wine? I do not drink wine, but of course, bring me a bottle.
I need not drink it just because I buy it.
- Hello, Don Diego.
- Hello.
Your father informs me that you've commenced shaving.
- Welcome to a man's estate.
- Gracias.
Losing one's youth has its compensations, eh, Rudolfo? d Young man, here's a friendly reminder d Though this be the face you adore d You must realize at the age of 18 d There are lots of surprises in store d ? Quién sabe? d Who knows what your fate will be? d For the gardens are full of the loveliest flowers d There are plenty of fish in the sea d Sí, sí d Young man, though you're certain you love her d Without her, you'd rather be dead d Recall that just 18 short years lie behind d And that a great many more lie ahead d ? Quién sabe? d Who knows what your fate will be? d For the gardens are full of the loveliest flowers - d There are plenty of fish in the sea - d Sí, sí d Young man, when you look in your mirror d To shave the soft down from your cheek d Say this to yourself, "Many times will I shave d E'er I find the true love that I seek" d ? Quién sabe? d Who knows what your fate will be? d For the gardens are full of the loveliest flowers d There are plenty of fish in the sea d ? Quién sabe? d Who knows what your fate will be? d For the gardens are full of the loveliest flowers d There are plenty of fish in the sea d Sí, sí d [Murietta.]
Senorita? My cup is empty.
It gives me great pleasure to find a beauty like you in this village.
You are very flattering, senor.
Skin as white as the snow of the Andes.
Senor, please.
Senor, have you ever seen more beautiful lips? - Never.
- Lips like those should be kissed.
Only a coward would think otherwise.
You hear that, senorita? I will be branded a coward if I do not kiss you, and if there is one thing I am not, it is a coward.
Please, senor.
Your manners need improving, senor.
Why, you beardless pup! Don Rudolfo, please don't fight over me.
Senor, he is unarmed.
How fortunate.
That gives him a stay of execution until dawn tomorrow providing he thinks a barmaid is worth fighting over.
That is my answer, senor.
You've just dug your own grave.
Oh, senor, surely you would not take advantage of this young man.
It is obvious he has not had the experience with the sword that you have.
Don Diego, please do not interfere.
We meet at dawn in the plaza, just outside the door.
I shall be there.
Rudolfo, that man is probably a good swordsman.
Now, how much experience have you had with a blade? Very little, but it matters not.
Your newly acquired manhood will be short-lived unless we do something.
Come.
Since you are determined to go through with this duel - I have no alternative.
- Don't want to be known as a coward? There are some things worse than dying, Don Diego.
But there is nothing quite so permanent, my friend.
Wait, I will get the rapiers and we will practice.
- Oh, do you fence, Don Diego? - Me? Hardly ever, but Bernardo, my servant, he's quite skilled with a blade.
He will test your mettle and fence with you.
Our young friend has been challenged to a duel.
And unless he's more skillful with a blade than I suspect, I'm afraid he'll be killed.
Bernardo, you will fence with him.
Test his ability.
Get the rapiers.
Rudolfo, I'm certainly no expert in these matters, but when I was in Spain, I often witnessed young caballeros fencing.
Watch.
Now, when they would thrust thusly they would keep the knee bent and feet on the ground, with the weight forward.
This allows the fencer to move quickly either backwards or forward.
And better to parry your opponent's blade.
Well I did that rather well for an amateur, don't you think? Let me try it again.
Rudolfo, considering your age and your inexperience, it would be no dishonor for you to refuse to fight Senor Murietta.
I would not be able to hold my head up again.
You are worried that Maria would be ashamed of you? Is that it? - That is partly the reason.
- I think you do the senorita injustice.
Even so, would not her shame be preferable to her sadness at your funeral? It is not only what Maria would think.
It is what I would think of myself.
Don Diego, do you still agree to act as my second? - If you wish.
- Then I expect to see you at dawn.
I will be there.
Hasta manana.
Well, Bernardo, it seems our young friend is determined to die at dawn.
What can we do? [Swishing.]
Yes.
This is a job for Zorro.
Buenas noches, senor, and welcome to Los Angeles.
- Who are you? - I am known by many names, but you can call me Zorro.
What are you doing here in my room? Let's just say that I am an unofficial greeter.
That I've come to tell you what a stranger might expect in Los Angeles.
Now We have a glorious country here.
The sun shines every day, the air is sweet and clean, fruit grows on every tree and is yours for the picking.
On the other hand, senor, you might say that I came here to give you some advice.
It's easy to give advice at the point of a sword.
Since arriving here, you've insulted a young lady of our community and you have acted the part of a coward in challenging an inexperienced youth.
- You call me a coward? - You hear me well.
Let me cross swords with you, Senor Zorro, and we shall soon see which is the coward.
Oh? As you wish.
Your hat, senor.
[Crying out in pain.]
I'm no coward, senor.
Do as you wish.
I believe I shall save you, senor for another time.
Senor.
[Rooster crowing.]
[Hoofbeats approaching.]
- Morning, Rudolfo.
- Buenos días, senores.
Don Rudolfo, I could not sleep worrying about you.
- You must not fight this man.
- I am sorry, senorita.
Please, you must not do this thing.
He might kill you.
Rudolfo, there is much wisdom in what the senorita says.
Please.
I would always feel responsible for your death.
Don Diego, you are, uh, Don Rudolfo's second? I am.
As Senor Murietta's second, I am the bearer of bad news.
Oh? Of what nature, senor? He has injured his hand and is unable to wield a sword.
That is indeed tragic news.
Just how did the accident occur? Oh, he cut himself while trimming his moustache.
Don Rudolfo, you have heard.
It is impossible for Senor Murietta to meet with you on the field of honor.
He apologizes for inconveniencing you, senor, and his apologies to you, senorita.
[Laughing.]
Out of the night when the full moon is bright Comes a horseman known as Zorro This bold renegade carves a "Z" with his blade A "Z" that stands for Zorro Zorro! The Fox so cunning and free Zorro! Who makes the sign of the "Z"! Zorro, Zorro, Zorro Zorro, Zorro Take my horse to the stable.
Feed and water him well.
Sí, senor.
- Greetings, senor.
- Are you the innkeeper? - I'd like your best room.
- Of course.
Welcome to Los Angeles.
My baggage.
One moment, senor.
It is necessary for you to sign the register.
Carlos? That is your first name, senor? No, Sergeant.
That is the name of my horse.
- Your horse? - He is a very uneducated horse.
Cannot read or write.
Therefore, I must sign the register for him at the inn where he is the guest.
You must be joking, senor.
Aren't you? Murietta.
Carlos Murietta.
Welcome to Los Angeles, senor.
Where are you from? I come from a city called Noplace in the country of Anywhere.
Noplace in Please, senor.
Do not make jokes.
As acting comandante, it is my duty to ask these questions.
You are a stranger, therefore I must know where you are from and what business brings you to our city.
City? You call this miserable hovel of mud huts a city? It's more like a pigsty.
Senor, I must protest! Are all your guests subjected to questioning by this small town tin soldier? One moment, senor! - Please? - Sergeant García.
Senor Murietta is not very cooperative, Don Diego.
I ask him simple questions and got back senseless replies.
Well, exactly what is it you must know about Senor Murietta? Where he comes from and what business brings him here.
Possibly, sergeant, we can deduce the answers for ourselves.
- Won't you join me? - I'm afraid not.
I have many duties.
Barracks must be inspected, the lancers drilled, I have a sentry list to post and But of course, all these things can wait.
Maria! Bring me some wine, please.
Now, about the answers, Don Diego.
How do we deduce them? - How are your powers of observation? - Good.
My vision is excellent.
Then you noticed the hat that Senor Murietta was wearing? - Sí.
- The hat of an Argentine gaucho.
Argentine? Then he must be a South American.
We do not know that he is a South American.
The evidence only suggests that he recently came from there.
Gracias, Maria.
However, his accent is not that of a South American, so I suspect that he was merely visiting there.
Well, at least I know his name and where he is from for my report.
Now if I only knew what business brought him here.
- Innkeeper? - What do you wish, senor? There's a José Mordante living in this village? Sí, senor.
He operates a tannery outside the pueblo.
- Fetch him.
I have business with him.
- Immediately, senor.
Well, sergeant, I believe that answers your question.
[Knocking on door.]
Enter.
Close the door.
- You are José Mordante? - Sí, senor, that is my name.
- You are Carlos Murietta? - Yes.
I received word that you were to arrive here.
- When did your ship dock in San Pedro? - This morning.
I want to see your identification.
Good hunting, senor? I plundered the churches of South America of a fortune in gems.
That should refill the Eagle's coffers, eh? Here is a sample of my hunting.
- The famous Cross of the Andes.
- Ah Beautiful.
And valuable, huh? It has a greater symbolic value than a material one.
Still, the gems encrusted on it would bring a good price.
The rest of the gems, they are here with you, senor? [Tapping.]
Half of them came on the ship with me.
They're going through the routine process of being cleared by the customs at the port of San Pedro.
But senor, they are stolen gems.
If the authorities find The authorities will not even know of their existence.
The gems are concealed in a box of boots, which I, as an importer, am bringing to you, a tanner of leather, for distribution and sale.
- But, senor, I would think - Suppose you let me do the thinking? I haven't come all this way to allow the tanner the luxury of criticizing me.
I was merely thinking on the side of caution, senor.
Caution is for fools and cowards.
The Eagle sent me to do a job.
Your job is to do whatever I wish.
Those are my instructions, senor.
In a few days a box of boots will arrive from San Pedro.
We will keep it on the premises of your tannery.
Very well, senor.
My brother, Pietro, is a passenger on another boat from South America, which will arrive soon.
With him are the remainder of the gems.
Gracias, Don Diego.
I have enjoyed your hospitality, but I must go now.
Please do not ask me to stay and have another glass.
Oh, I have no intention of doing so, sergeant.
On the contrary, I must insist that you leave right now.
Is it necessary to be so emphatic, Don Diego? Would it not be wiser, senor, to send the gems on to Monterey on another ship? In the entire western world, no port is so closely guarded as Monterey's.
- I'm sorry, senor.
I did not know that.
- This conversation bores me.
Let's go downstairs and have a bottle of wine.
You have your duty to perform, sergeant.
As acting comandante, well, it's just not fitting that you sit here and idle away your time in the tavern.
Not fitting perhaps, but very pleasant.
[Whip cracking.]
- Did the whip touch you, senor? - It only came close.
You find no offense in my trick with the whip? To the contrary, senor.
I admire your skill with that remarkable weapon.
- Adiós, sergeant.
- Adiós, Don Diego.
- Muchacha, a bottle of your best.
- Sí, senor.
Don Rudolfo, what are you doing in the tavern? I was just passing by and Perhaps I am a customer, sergeant.
[Chuckles.]
At your age? Does your father know you came here? - I have just had my 18th birthday.
- Eighteen? It is not possible.
And I have started to shave.
See? Oh, yes.
The fuzz has disappeared.
Amazing, Don Rudolfo.
It seems only yesterday that you were playing caballeros and bandidos, running around our pueblo and shouting like a bunch of wild Indians, riding imaginary horses and shooting wooden guns with incredible accuracy.
- That life is behind me, sergeant.
- Sí.
And it will be years before you regret leaving it.
But welcome.
Welcome, caballero, to a man's position in life and to a man's responsibilities.
Please, senor, be seated.
It attracts attention.
Of course.
My apologies.
Maria, is that young man going to again spend the day just staring at you? - Well, I - It is bad for business, especially when he occupies a table and spends no money.
Perhaps today he will buy something.
Do you not think you're a little too young to come into the tavern? I'm sorry, senorita.
I shall leave if you wish me to.
No, you need not go, but could you not buy something? Perhaps something not too expensive.
A small bottle of wine? I do not drink wine, but of course, bring me a bottle.
I need not drink it just because I buy it.
- Hello, Don Diego.
- Hello.
Your father informs me that you've commenced shaving.
- Welcome to a man's estate.
- Gracias.
Losing one's youth has its compensations, eh, Rudolfo? d Young man, here's a friendly reminder d Though this be the face you adore d You must realize at the age of 18 d There are lots of surprises in store d ? Quién sabe? d Who knows what your fate will be? d For the gardens are full of the loveliest flowers d There are plenty of fish in the sea d Sí, sí d Young man, though you're certain you love her d Without her, you'd rather be dead d Recall that just 18 short years lie behind d And that a great many more lie ahead d ? Quién sabe? d Who knows what your fate will be? d For the gardens are full of the loveliest flowers - d There are plenty of fish in the sea - d Sí, sí d Young man, when you look in your mirror d To shave the soft down from your cheek d Say this to yourself, "Many times will I shave d E'er I find the true love that I seek" d ? Quién sabe? d Who knows what your fate will be? d For the gardens are full of the loveliest flowers d There are plenty of fish in the sea d ? Quién sabe? d Who knows what your fate will be? d For the gardens are full of the loveliest flowers d There are plenty of fish in the sea d Sí, sí d [Murietta.]
Senorita? My cup is empty.
It gives me great pleasure to find a beauty like you in this village.
You are very flattering, senor.
Skin as white as the snow of the Andes.
Senor, please.
Senor, have you ever seen more beautiful lips? - Never.
- Lips like those should be kissed.
Only a coward would think otherwise.
You hear that, senorita? I will be branded a coward if I do not kiss you, and if there is one thing I am not, it is a coward.
Please, senor.
Your manners need improving, senor.
Why, you beardless pup! Don Rudolfo, please don't fight over me.
Senor, he is unarmed.
How fortunate.
That gives him a stay of execution until dawn tomorrow providing he thinks a barmaid is worth fighting over.
That is my answer, senor.
You've just dug your own grave.
Oh, senor, surely you would not take advantage of this young man.
It is obvious he has not had the experience with the sword that you have.
Don Diego, please do not interfere.
We meet at dawn in the plaza, just outside the door.
I shall be there.
Rudolfo, that man is probably a good swordsman.
Now, how much experience have you had with a blade? Very little, but it matters not.
Your newly acquired manhood will be short-lived unless we do something.
Come.
Since you are determined to go through with this duel - I have no alternative.
- Don't want to be known as a coward? There are some things worse than dying, Don Diego.
But there is nothing quite so permanent, my friend.
Wait, I will get the rapiers and we will practice.
- Oh, do you fence, Don Diego? - Me? Hardly ever, but Bernardo, my servant, he's quite skilled with a blade.
He will test your mettle and fence with you.
Our young friend has been challenged to a duel.
And unless he's more skillful with a blade than I suspect, I'm afraid he'll be killed.
Bernardo, you will fence with him.
Test his ability.
Get the rapiers.
Rudolfo, I'm certainly no expert in these matters, but when I was in Spain, I often witnessed young caballeros fencing.
Watch.
Now, when they would thrust thusly they would keep the knee bent and feet on the ground, with the weight forward.
This allows the fencer to move quickly either backwards or forward.
And better to parry your opponent's blade.
Well I did that rather well for an amateur, don't you think? Let me try it again.
Rudolfo, considering your age and your inexperience, it would be no dishonor for you to refuse to fight Senor Murietta.
I would not be able to hold my head up again.
You are worried that Maria would be ashamed of you? Is that it? - That is partly the reason.
- I think you do the senorita injustice.
Even so, would not her shame be preferable to her sadness at your funeral? It is not only what Maria would think.
It is what I would think of myself.
Don Diego, do you still agree to act as my second? - If you wish.
- Then I expect to see you at dawn.
I will be there.
Hasta manana.
Well, Bernardo, it seems our young friend is determined to die at dawn.
What can we do? [Swishing.]
Yes.
This is a job for Zorro.
Buenas noches, senor, and welcome to Los Angeles.
- Who are you? - I am known by many names, but you can call me Zorro.
What are you doing here in my room? Let's just say that I am an unofficial greeter.
That I've come to tell you what a stranger might expect in Los Angeles.
Now We have a glorious country here.
The sun shines every day, the air is sweet and clean, fruit grows on every tree and is yours for the picking.
On the other hand, senor, you might say that I came here to give you some advice.
It's easy to give advice at the point of a sword.
Since arriving here, you've insulted a young lady of our community and you have acted the part of a coward in challenging an inexperienced youth.
- You call me a coward? - You hear me well.
Let me cross swords with you, Senor Zorro, and we shall soon see which is the coward.
Oh? As you wish.
Your hat, senor.
[Crying out in pain.]
I'm no coward, senor.
Do as you wish.
I believe I shall save you, senor for another time.
Senor.
[Rooster crowing.]
[Hoofbeats approaching.]
- Morning, Rudolfo.
- Buenos días, senores.
Don Rudolfo, I could not sleep worrying about you.
- You must not fight this man.
- I am sorry, senorita.
Please, you must not do this thing.
He might kill you.
Rudolfo, there is much wisdom in what the senorita says.
Please.
I would always feel responsible for your death.
Don Diego, you are, uh, Don Rudolfo's second? I am.
As Senor Murietta's second, I am the bearer of bad news.
Oh? Of what nature, senor? He has injured his hand and is unable to wield a sword.
That is indeed tragic news.
Just how did the accident occur? Oh, he cut himself while trimming his moustache.
Don Rudolfo, you have heard.
It is impossible for Senor Murietta to meet with you on the field of honor.
He apologizes for inconveniencing you, senor, and his apologies to you, senorita.
[Laughing.]