Bunnicula (2016) s01e32 Episode Script

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
Okay, guys.
Huddle in close
for a family photo.
-Uh
-One
-Uh
-Two
-Uh
-Three
(GARGLING)
(MINA SIGHS)
Another picture photo
ruined by Chester,
the neurotic cat.
You know, sometimes I think
you're ruining these
photos on purpose.
Perfect! Perfect!
He's absolutely perfect
for my calendar.
-Ta-da!
-(GROANS)
Your calendar?
Yes. Allow me
to introduce myself.
Lars Bogota, international
pet photographer.
Publisher of the
Mr. Fancy-Pants
pet calendar.
(GASPS)
I love those calendars!
Here, keep it.
It's last year's model
but it's signed.
I'm on the search for
next year's cover model
and your rabbit is exactly
what I'm looking for.
Those blood red eyes,
the cuddly cheeks,
the high contrast
fur aesthetic.
I must have him for my cover!
Wow, the cover!
What do you say?
-Do we have a deal?
-Deal!
Your bun-bun's
going to be a star.
Just be a the address
on the card tomorrow night.
(GASPS)
A horse wearing a diaper!
Ha-ha! Tomorrow night.
Be there.
Oh, my gosh, Bun.
You've been discovered.
You're gonna be famous!
(LAUGHS)
HAROLD: You know,
Mina's right, Chester.
It does look like
you're trying to ruin
these photographs.
That's because I am!
I always spoil
these group shots.
Well, all except this one.
Bunnicula freaked out
after Mina tried to
put him in the sun.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oh, yeah, you can't put
Bunnicula in the sun.
He'll turn to dust.
The point is, Bunnicula
can't be photographed.
He's a vampire.
Oh, right!
Vampires cast no reflection
and cannot be photographed.
It's in
Yeah, yeah.
It's in all the movies.
So, what happens when
we go to the photoshoot
and everyone sees
that they can't see him?
-What, Chester? What?
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
I don't know. Someone will
come and take him away.
Government agents maybe?
Government agents!
MAN OVER PA:
Make no sudden movement.
We are some government agents
and have you surrounded.
Surrender the vampire rabbit
and nobody gets hurt.
HAROLD: Bunnicula, look out!
It's the United States
Postal Service!
(GROANING)
Mina!
How could you two betray me?
I trusted you
to take care of Bun.
Well, I've got a new
cat and dog
that won't treat me that way.
Isn't that right,
Gerald and Hester?
-Woof.
-Meow.
I'm leaving. Forever.
-Goodbye.
-(DOOR SLAMS)
Yikes! Harold, there's a giant
tongue monster outside!
(GROWLING)
(HAROLD YELLING)
Harold! Harold,
snap out of it!
Maybe we can convince
Bunnicula to stay behind.
I doubt it. He's already
trying on outfits.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Ha-ha!
Say, you know what, Chester?
Why don't we
cover him in makeup?
Models use tons of makeup.
Of course! That's it!
You know, Harold,
in some weird kind of way
you may be a genius.
Oxygen is great.
Helps my brain breathe.
Maybe. Hey, Bunnicula.
Time to get ready
for your photoshoot.
(LAUGHING)
Okay, Bun.
Hold still.
Now, turn on that start power!
(SNEEZES)
Let's try something else.
How about a wardrobe change?
Ta-da!
Okay, Bunnicula,
try, uh, moving
around a little.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(GROANING)
I find a little mascara
always brightens my look.
(WHIRRING)
All right, Bun, turn on that
star power full blast.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Ahhh!
Maybe turn it down
a little bit.
(GIGGLES)
Gah! Ugh!
You know what?
Turn it down all the way.
Oh.
Argh! This isn't working.
MINA: Hey guys. I found
some more costumes.
-We're ready to go.
-Come on.
We can't let Mina take him
looking like that.
I know. I know!
Quick, open the doors!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(GRUNTING)
Which doors again?
The closet doors or
The balcony doors!
The balcony doors!
Oh, yeah!
(WHISTLES)
(ENGINE REVVING)
Uh, somebody call
for a taxi to Texas?
(GRUNTING)
-Phew!
-(HUMMING LONE RANGER TUNE)
Yee-haw! I'm back, y'all.
MINA: Ready to go guys?
Ah!
(GRUNTING)
-Ha.
-Huh?
Ha.
Ha!
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
(EXCLAIMING)
MINA: Guys, are you in there?
We're gonna be late.
(HUMMING)
(GRUNTING)
Guys, now!
We are going to be late.
(GROANS)
(CHUCKLES) Dad's taking us
in the working car.
How cool is that?
Ooh, don't forget
to buckle up.
Bun and I are ready to go.
-Ready, Dad?
-Aye-aye, Captain.
-Next stop, stardom.
-(GULPS)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Okay, honey.
I'll be in the waiting room
with all the other chauffer's.
(CHUCKLES)
Hmm, I didn't think there'd
be so many other pet models
here today.
Hello? Is anyone here?
Mr. Bogota?
(GASPS)
Oh, I
There he is.
My latest discovery.
So glad you could make it.
This is my assistant, Gunther.
He's very unhappy with you.
Until I met you,
his ferret was going
to be the cover model.
-Hmm.
-(HISSING)
All right, let's get Mr. Bunny
on set right away.
Hmm, Gunther,
bring the sun lamp in close.
This lamp is amazing.
It's like bringing the
outside, inside.
(SCREAMING)
-(HISSING)
-Take it away, take it away!
On second thought, we'll shoot
this with unnatural lighting
to preserve his unnatural
animal magnetizm.
There. Just act natural
and let us work our magic.
In three, two, one.
Chester! Oh.
He's normally so well-behaved.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, don't worry.
We see this sort of thing
all the time.
Aw, Mr. Pussycat.
Are we a little jealous
of all the attention
Mr. Bunny is getting?
Well, Gunther has something
very special planned for you.
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
You gotta try this
sunlamp, Chester.
It's like being on a beach.
Except, I don't have to
worry about tan lines.
Ugh, no thanks, Harold.
I'm busy right now.
Sit right here.
Just like that.
Now, don't look
into the camera
and give me a big smile.
Good!
Excellent.
But you're more than a bunny.
You're also a
Sleepy bunny!
Perfect, babe. Fabulous!
Now, you're fierce. Dangerous.
Now, offer me oranges.
Now, offer me apples.
Oranges. Apples.
Oranges. Apples.
Cantaloupes!
All right. That's a wrap.
Pure gold! I don't even
need to look to know
we have our cover.
(GERMAN ACCENT) The film.
The film! It's missing!
BOTH: What?
Chester!
Chester! No, no, no!
He's not a bad cat, really.
Oh, I don't blame him my dear.
I blame myself.
And I blame Gunther.
Mostly I blame Gunther.
But all will be well.
We'll try again while Gunther
makes Mr. Kitty comfortable.
Hmm.
(GROANING)
Oh, this sunlamp is intense.
Good thing Bunnicula's
way over there
away from this lamp
or he might turn into ash.
Sunlamp?
Sunlight! Yes, of course!
If I just turn the lamp
towards Bunnicula,
he'll have no choice but
to run away from the camera.
Harold, do me a favor
and distract Mina
for a few minutes.
All right. But save my spot.
Those penguins
have been eying it
since we got here.
(CHIRPING)
I called dibs.
-What's up, Harold?
-(WHIMPERING)
I took you right before
we got here.
(WHIMPERING)
I'll be right back.
Behave yourselves
while I'm gone.
Now, hold still Bun and show
your fellow critters
your real personality.
Steady. Steady
(STRAINING)
Huh?
Oh!
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(HISSING)
(ANIMALS WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMING) My weave!
My beautiful weave!
(SQUEAKING)
(CATS YOWLING)
-(ROARING)
-(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
What happened?
Bunny? Chester?
-You guys okay?
-There you are!
I want you to see this.
Gosh, Mr. Bogota,
I hope everything's all right?
All right? All right?
Everything is
Fabulous!
Just look at these photos.
Look at the terror your
rabbit brought out
in these animals eyes.
These are the finest pictures
I've ever taken.
But you can't see Bunnicula
in any of them.
Precisely! It is the very
absence of Bunnicula
which makes these
so revolutionary.
I can't thank you or your
wonderful pets enough.
Phew!
MINA: Guess what guys?
The Fancy-Pants calendar
has arrived.
And Bunnicula, you're famous!
And that's not even
the best part.
I got a letter from Mr. Bogota
and he wants us to be
in next year's calendar too.
And this time,
it's space themed!
(GIGGLES)
Now, the first thing
we gotta do is get some
space suits put together.
I think we can make
helmets out of these
Oh, no!