Clarence US (2014) s01e32 Episode Script
Goose Chase
1 [remote clicks.]
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [geese honking.]
[happy spring tune plays.]
[geese honking.]
[kids laughing.]
[panting.]
[cellphone buzzes.]
Hey, broster, this is Bradster.
What's up? Did you think I was a bush? Aah! Bradster scared! - Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you! [laughs.]
And another satisfied customer.
Check! Oh, man, hiding is so much fun! I'm probably really good at it, too.
Where is Clarence? can you see? Oh! # he was hiding next to me # Aah! Where will he hide next? Let's look 'round [sniffing.]
uh-oh, Clarence, watch that hound Totally worth the wet shoes.
[stomach grumbling.]
Whoa, I better eat something pronto.
Would you like that, tum-tum? Yeah? Okey-doke.
Okay, let's see what we got here.
Uh, don't need that, don't need that.
Oh, hey, Mr.
Elephant, how's your wife? Eh, she said she needed some "me" time! What else is there? Oh, hello, Mrs.
Elephant.
How are you? [high-pitched voice.]
Rarara! He never listens to me anymore! He's always late! All right, all right.
I'll find something to eat.
[gasps.]
A tuna-fish sandwich on wheat with celery, onions, lettuce, and pickles, hold the tomato! Oh, wait.
It's just baloney.
Oh, dear sandwich, your bread so soft, your meat so round, and your mustard shines like the sun.
[high-pitched voice.]
Enough talking! Time to chow down, you clown.
[normal voice.]
Hey, who are you calling a clown? [high-pitched voice.]
You, you clumsy oaf.
[normal voice.]
Hey, who are you calling a clumsy oaf? [high-pitched voice.]
You.
There's no one else here I'm talking to.
Not for you.
This is mine.
Come on.
Get out of here, guys! Go! - You remind me of me.
- You mean like when you were a kid? No, me just a few minutes ago.
I was, I was right here feeding the birds, too.
And then I I ran out of the, uh, what do you call it there, the popcorn.
- Well, off I go now.
- But I'm not feeding the birds.
I'm feeding the me.
Nope.
Hey, maybe that old man was right.
It is kind of fun.
Okay, you guys, here you go.
Whoa, you're like my son.
[birds squawking.]
[upbeat music plays.]
[squawking.]
[all quacking.]
[toilets flushing.]
[music.]
[fanfare plays.]
[quacking.]
- It's him! It's him! - Bravo! [all cheering.]
Let the ball begin! [waltz plays.]
Sire, may I have a dance with the guest of honor? - Why, certainly.
- Aah! [ominous music plays.]
Sire, may I have a dance with the guest of honor? Uh, sure.
Aah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! - [giggling.]
Get back! - No, no, no! [dance music plays.]
Your grace! I was promised a dance with the guest of honor.
- The who? - That bread-y fellow.
- He still owes me a dance.
- Me too, sire! - Me too! Me too! - Us too! Where is he? Sandwich, oh, sandwich, could you be a doll and sandwich? I'm down here.
I'm all that's left.
[all clamoring angrily.]
Swoop on him! Swoop on the king! [screaming.]
[screaming.]
[thinking.]
You remind me of me [all warbling.]
Wait.
Where you guys going? I'm your king! [echoing.]
Well, that was fun, I guess.
Oh, yeah, I still got to get some food for my tum-tum.
[goose honks.]
Sorry, goose, I'm all out.
No more sandwich, see? I said I'm all out of food, Mr.
Goose.
That's all I got! Now see you later! [nervously.]
Ha ha, okay.
Fun's over.
[panting.]
[ominous music plays.]
[kids laughing in distance.]
Whoo! I love sports! That's great.
Oh! [humming.]
[gasps.]
Oh, my gosh, it's gonna get me! Pull yourself together, kiddo.
It's just a goose.
There's nothing spooky about a goose.
Just a regular old [honking sound.]
Aah! [nose honks.]
Whew! Just an old lady's nose.
[honking sound.]
[all laughing.]
[chains squeaking.]
Higher! Whew! Just squeaky swings.
[honking sound.]
[gasps.]
[honking.]
Whew, that's a goose, but it's a different goose.
Huh! Well, looks like I was worried for no reason.
[screaming.]
[panting.]
Ooh! Aah! Ow! Aah! Whoa! Ow! [stomach gurgles.]
[honks.]
Heeelp! [panting.]
[nose honks.]
Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose! Goose! Look out for the goose! Goose! Goose, goose, goose.
- Goose, goose, goose! - Aah! [panting.]
Hey, there goes the with the and he's [laughs.]
[panting.]
Whoa! You blew our cover, tum-tum.
Don't you take another step! [flatulence.]
Fine! You win, goose.
I'm tired of running away from you.
What do you want from me?! What do you want from me?!! [honks.]
[all honking.]
Oh, I get it.
You were just looking for your friends! Well, goodbye, goose! And you, you little troublemaker, we're gonna get you some food pronto! Actually, you know what's funny? It was probably just that thing, like, when you're walking around, and you keep bumping into the same person.
And it's just by accident, and you're like, "oh, why do I keep bumping into you?" And they're like, "I don't know.
" And you really just have to laugh about it.
Oh, my gosh!
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [geese honking.]
[happy spring tune plays.]
[geese honking.]
[kids laughing.]
[panting.]
[cellphone buzzes.]
Hey, broster, this is Bradster.
What's up? Did you think I was a bush? Aah! Bradster scared! - Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you! [laughs.]
And another satisfied customer.
Check! Oh, man, hiding is so much fun! I'm probably really good at it, too.
Where is Clarence? can you see? Oh! # he was hiding next to me # Aah! Where will he hide next? Let's look 'round [sniffing.]
uh-oh, Clarence, watch that hound Totally worth the wet shoes.
[stomach grumbling.]
Whoa, I better eat something pronto.
Would you like that, tum-tum? Yeah? Okey-doke.
Okay, let's see what we got here.
Uh, don't need that, don't need that.
Oh, hey, Mr.
Elephant, how's your wife? Eh, she said she needed some "me" time! What else is there? Oh, hello, Mrs.
Elephant.
How are you? [high-pitched voice.]
Rarara! He never listens to me anymore! He's always late! All right, all right.
I'll find something to eat.
[gasps.]
A tuna-fish sandwich on wheat with celery, onions, lettuce, and pickles, hold the tomato! Oh, wait.
It's just baloney.
Oh, dear sandwich, your bread so soft, your meat so round, and your mustard shines like the sun.
[high-pitched voice.]
Enough talking! Time to chow down, you clown.
[normal voice.]
Hey, who are you calling a clown? [high-pitched voice.]
You, you clumsy oaf.
[normal voice.]
Hey, who are you calling a clumsy oaf? [high-pitched voice.]
You.
There's no one else here I'm talking to.
Not for you.
This is mine.
Come on.
Get out of here, guys! Go! - You remind me of me.
- You mean like when you were a kid? No, me just a few minutes ago.
I was, I was right here feeding the birds, too.
And then I I ran out of the, uh, what do you call it there, the popcorn.
- Well, off I go now.
- But I'm not feeding the birds.
I'm feeding the me.
Nope.
Hey, maybe that old man was right.
It is kind of fun.
Okay, you guys, here you go.
Whoa, you're like my son.
[birds squawking.]
[upbeat music plays.]
[squawking.]
[all quacking.]
[toilets flushing.]
[music.]
[fanfare plays.]
[quacking.]
- It's him! It's him! - Bravo! [all cheering.]
Let the ball begin! [waltz plays.]
Sire, may I have a dance with the guest of honor? - Why, certainly.
- Aah! [ominous music plays.]
Sire, may I have a dance with the guest of honor? Uh, sure.
Aah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! - [giggling.]
Get back! - No, no, no! [dance music plays.]
Your grace! I was promised a dance with the guest of honor.
- The who? - That bread-y fellow.
- He still owes me a dance.
- Me too, sire! - Me too! Me too! - Us too! Where is he? Sandwich, oh, sandwich, could you be a doll and sandwich? I'm down here.
I'm all that's left.
[all clamoring angrily.]
Swoop on him! Swoop on the king! [screaming.]
[screaming.]
[thinking.]
You remind me of me [all warbling.]
Wait.
Where you guys going? I'm your king! [echoing.]
Well, that was fun, I guess.
Oh, yeah, I still got to get some food for my tum-tum.
[goose honks.]
Sorry, goose, I'm all out.
No more sandwich, see? I said I'm all out of food, Mr.
Goose.
That's all I got! Now see you later! [nervously.]
Ha ha, okay.
Fun's over.
[panting.]
[ominous music plays.]
[kids laughing in distance.]
Whoo! I love sports! That's great.
Oh! [humming.]
[gasps.]
Oh, my gosh, it's gonna get me! Pull yourself together, kiddo.
It's just a goose.
There's nothing spooky about a goose.
Just a regular old [honking sound.]
Aah! [nose honks.]
Whew! Just an old lady's nose.
[honking sound.]
[all laughing.]
[chains squeaking.]
Higher! Whew! Just squeaky swings.
[honking sound.]
[gasps.]
[honking.]
Whew, that's a goose, but it's a different goose.
Huh! Well, looks like I was worried for no reason.
[screaming.]
[panting.]
Ooh! Aah! Ow! Aah! Whoa! Ow! [stomach gurgles.]
[honks.]
Heeelp! [panting.]
[nose honks.]
Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose! Goose! Look out for the goose! Goose! Goose, goose, goose.
- Goose, goose, goose! - Aah! [panting.]
Hey, there goes the with the and he's [laughs.]
[panting.]
Whoa! You blew our cover, tum-tum.
Don't you take another step! [flatulence.]
Fine! You win, goose.
I'm tired of running away from you.
What do you want from me?! What do you want from me?!! [honks.]
[all honking.]
Oh, I get it.
You were just looking for your friends! Well, goodbye, goose! And you, you little troublemaker, we're gonna get you some food pronto! Actually, you know what's funny? It was probably just that thing, like, when you're walking around, and you keep bumping into the same person.
And it's just by accident, and you're like, "oh, why do I keep bumping into you?" And they're like, "I don't know.
" And you really just have to laugh about it.
Oh, my gosh!