Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e32 Episode Script
Poxy
B-Bye! Gantu! I'm sendÃng experÃment 010 back to you! He is driving me bananas! Please, l And no fishy-lipped whining or complaining or making with the "please don't send it back!" But, uh Very well.
You do have fishy-lips, you know.
I thought we'd seen the last of you.
Get out and stay out, you miserable needle-nosed trog! There is no escape, Stitch.
It's bath time.
Stitch! Come back! Lilo? Lilo! Nani? Aren't you at the werewolf recruiter drive in Honolulu? I just came home to pack.
And it's a seminar on executive careers in tourism.
That's just what the werewolves want you to think.
I can't be a fin-and-snorkel rental girl forever.
This could be my step up to something really great.
Like President Werewolf? Yeah, and I'll tell you what: Clean this mess up and keep it clean, and you might be my wolf-girl vice-president.
But cleaning is a pain.
And it's boring.
Boring.
I know it's boring, but Besides, Jumba says a little clutter keeps the place feeling lived in.
Jumba is evil.
Remember? The place gets trashed when I leave you with him and that walking noodle.
Don't you worry about a thing, Nani.
Not a thing.
This walking noodle just happens be an absolute neat freak.
I'll whip these messy-makers into shape.
I'll make 'em mop, vacuum, polish and scrub until their scrubbers are sore! Just like if you were here to nag us yourself.
Well, okay.
But I want this place spotless when I get back, got it? See you tomorrow.
Okay, troops, let's get out the mop and bucket and have some good clean fun.
Get it? Clean, ha, and we're Hey! Nani's gone 'til tomorrow! Vacation! Let's go play "Beach Mummy Invasion!" Hold up! What happened to our beautiful beach? Someone better clean it up! The beach mummies were here already and trashed the place.
Cannonball, I know you love making good waves but you're messing up the beach.
I mean It looks good to me, but the grown-ups won't like it.
You try to explain.
I'll clean up the beach.
No wait! I'll talk to him.
You clean up the beach.
Aloha! Okay, Cannonball will tone it down a little bit.
Huh? - What's that? - Cousin! It's some kinda spic and spannerator or something.
Let's catch it.
- Hide him.
Moses is back! - Huh? And, uh, that's how we put litter in its place.
Lilo! You cleaned it up all by yourself? Stitch helped.
We always like to clean up the beach.
And then, uh sit on a picnic basket.
Well, you did an excellent job.
Great Mälama i ke kahakai Taking care of the beach.
That means we're like good-deed-doers.
- You should come by Hale Kaiaulu.
- For an ice cream, as a reward? No.
To help with the spring cleaning.
Sorry.
We have a, ah full schedule of basket-sitting.
Right, Stitch? Okay.
Well, mahalo.
Whew, that was close.
Little Girl and 626 meet Experiment 010.
I'm naming him 'Felix.
' Because on TV all neat freaks are named Felix.
Aloha, neat freak! You shoulda seen him cleaning up that beach "voop-voop-voop," and "poot-poot-poot.
" With his nose! Nose? Is not just rudimentary olfactory device! Is sophisticated bio-system of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents! 010 has threefold duty.
One: Automatically tidy up all messes.
Two: Digest-process all garbage and trash.
And three antisepticise against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.
So he's hung-up on dirt.
Just like Nani and Pleakley.
I heard that! You're talking about me.
Another monster in the house? No, no, no, no, no! I forbid it! But Felix is just like you.
You'd probably get along great.
Are you kidding? It's just a walking sack of Jumba's evil genius-ness! It's dangerous.
Jumba? He's not dangerous, is he? If I am remembering correctly 010 could not tell difference between dirt for cleaning-up and unbathed evil genius for leaving alone.
But I'm quite certain I fixed that loooong ago.
Yes.
Now, little 010 is so gentle, would not hurt even tiniest earth fly! Dirty! 625! Wilted lettuce! Lunch meat wrappers! - Don't you ever put away? - Not my fault, fish-wit! You had a perfectly good mutant cleaner, but you kicked it out! It was driving me bananas.
But I kicked out the wrong experiment.
Hey, I agree.
What a stench! Sweet sulfur gas, I wish I'd been kicked outta here! You, here? I thought you had a full schedule of basket-sitting.
We finished early.
Well, I think we have the outside under control.
If you want to start inside? Sounds good to us! Great, the weird-factor's here to mess up all our hard work.
Rake harder, Yuki.
We already have one neat freak too many at our house.
So that's not the one place you belong.
But maybe you could be the janitor here.
Feels good to give back to the community, huh? Nice job, Felix.
Dirty! No.
Bad, neat freak! That's not trash! It's priceless! You can't eat it! Oh no.
Lilo! Oh, Lilo.
I'm sorry.
I guess I got a little carried away.
You know.
With the cleaning.
This was over a hundred years old, Lilo made by Queen Liliukalani herself.
I'm really sorry.
I think maybe you've helped out enough for today.
What are we gonna do with you? What's wrong? My new King Sweeper 3000, that's what's wrong! The "ultimate cleaning machine".
But look.
Click-click-click! Nothing! It doesn't work at all! Online shopping, how could you forsake me so? Never mind.
Felix already cleaned up.
He's good! Ground-in dirt? Coffee stains? Even ink-spots! He's more obsessively compulsively annoyingly neat than I am! I have found my soul-mate! He's staying with us! Laundry pressed and starched.
Linoleum buffed to a blinding polish.
It doesn't get any better! Pleakley, your 'soul-mate' just threw out my collection of seashells that look like presidents.
Salty sea-junk.
Who cares? And it chucked out Stitch's bed.
Worm-eaten pineapple crate! So what? I have been working on cure for pesky Earth viruses.
Have you seen my Petri dish cultures? Cure for the common cold? Better off without it! Dirty! Trashy old sewing machine.
Who needs it? Just a heap of scrap metal Wait!! That's not trash! It's retro! It's retro! No, no, no, no, no! It had an original 1930's bobbin! I never thought I'd say this, but there's such a thing as too clean.
Felix out-Pleakley'd Pleakley.
Hey now! Open up that door! Don't make me count to three! One! Two? I'm just remembering.
I did not fix flaw in 010's programming.
Great.
Now you remember.
So what was the flaw? Logic problem in the third function: "Antisepticise against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth".
Which is what he sees us as.
Filthy huge germs to antisepticise! That's something like taking a bath? Yes, yeah, like taking a bath.
The last bath you'll ever take.
Dirty, dirty, dirty! Jumba! Lilo! What's going on in there? We are running for lives! Hurry, Stitch, before Felix antisepticises us! Dirty! Time for the re-programming I should have done years ago! I don't know, maybe re-programming the little fella is a bit too much.
After all, cleanliness is next to Pleakley-ness.
Hey, even you said Felix was too clean.
Yeah, but he did disinfect all the silverware.
That's good.
And he nearly sanitized us to kingdom come.
That's bad.
You're so picky.
Well? Did it work? All I can say is, it better have! That was my last pair of rubber gloves.
Ahem.
Presenting 010.
2.
The upgrade! Reversed polarity so is no longer obsessively neat.
Well, let's try him out.
Oh, what price, science? Ha, see? No reaction at all to big mess-making.
What's he doing? I am evil genius, not fortuneteller.
Now Felix is an Oscar! A total dirt-freak! Dirty, dirty, dirty! Interesting.
Perhaps I reversed polarities tiniest bit too much.
Gee, y'think? - Hello? Hey, kÃddo.
Nani? How's Honolulu? You were right, Lilo.
I should've gone to the werewolf recruiters.
Executive careers sound so boring.
I'm coming home early.
How early? I'm at the airport right now.
I should be home in 20 minutes.
Oh, make that 15 minutes.
There's my ride.
Lilo? Come on, come on, come on! We gotta get this place cleaned up! Can you make him a neat freak again? Yes! But would need 16 minutes.
Go get your King Sweeper 3000! We got no time! Oh, I thought you liked things messy.
Not this messy! It's like too much of a good thing! Too late to start appreciating my tidiness! You want clean? Clean it yourself.
Lilo, I'm home! Hey, the place doesn't look too bad.
There's a layer of grime but I can't expect you to be too clean.
Besides it gives the house that nice lived-in feel.
It's good to be home.
They learned a lesson about the importance of being clean.
But just clean enough.
Not obsessively, dangerously, scary-clean.
Like some people.
What are you, an after-school special? Speaking of clean, what are we going to do with Felix, who isn't so clean anymore? There! Finally got the place clean.
You missed a spot.
The entire kitchen! Say "Best wishes, from Lilo and Stitch.
" Experiment 010! You're back! We never should have let you go.
625! Look, Ãt's Hey, what's he doÃng? I don't know and I don't lÃke Ãt!
You do have fishy-lips, you know.
I thought we'd seen the last of you.
Get out and stay out, you miserable needle-nosed trog! There is no escape, Stitch.
It's bath time.
Stitch! Come back! Lilo? Lilo! Nani? Aren't you at the werewolf recruiter drive in Honolulu? I just came home to pack.
And it's a seminar on executive careers in tourism.
That's just what the werewolves want you to think.
I can't be a fin-and-snorkel rental girl forever.
This could be my step up to something really great.
Like President Werewolf? Yeah, and I'll tell you what: Clean this mess up and keep it clean, and you might be my wolf-girl vice-president.
But cleaning is a pain.
And it's boring.
Boring.
I know it's boring, but Besides, Jumba says a little clutter keeps the place feeling lived in.
Jumba is evil.
Remember? The place gets trashed when I leave you with him and that walking noodle.
Don't you worry about a thing, Nani.
Not a thing.
This walking noodle just happens be an absolute neat freak.
I'll whip these messy-makers into shape.
I'll make 'em mop, vacuum, polish and scrub until their scrubbers are sore! Just like if you were here to nag us yourself.
Well, okay.
But I want this place spotless when I get back, got it? See you tomorrow.
Okay, troops, let's get out the mop and bucket and have some good clean fun.
Get it? Clean, ha, and we're Hey! Nani's gone 'til tomorrow! Vacation! Let's go play "Beach Mummy Invasion!" Hold up! What happened to our beautiful beach? Someone better clean it up! The beach mummies were here already and trashed the place.
Cannonball, I know you love making good waves but you're messing up the beach.
I mean It looks good to me, but the grown-ups won't like it.
You try to explain.
I'll clean up the beach.
No wait! I'll talk to him.
You clean up the beach.
Aloha! Okay, Cannonball will tone it down a little bit.
Huh? - What's that? - Cousin! It's some kinda spic and spannerator or something.
Let's catch it.
- Hide him.
Moses is back! - Huh? And, uh, that's how we put litter in its place.
Lilo! You cleaned it up all by yourself? Stitch helped.
We always like to clean up the beach.
And then, uh sit on a picnic basket.
Well, you did an excellent job.
Great Mälama i ke kahakai Taking care of the beach.
That means we're like good-deed-doers.
- You should come by Hale Kaiaulu.
- For an ice cream, as a reward? No.
To help with the spring cleaning.
Sorry.
We have a, ah full schedule of basket-sitting.
Right, Stitch? Okay.
Well, mahalo.
Whew, that was close.
Little Girl and 626 meet Experiment 010.
I'm naming him 'Felix.
' Because on TV all neat freaks are named Felix.
Aloha, neat freak! You shoulda seen him cleaning up that beach "voop-voop-voop," and "poot-poot-poot.
" With his nose! Nose? Is not just rudimentary olfactory device! Is sophisticated bio-system of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents! 010 has threefold duty.
One: Automatically tidy up all messes.
Two: Digest-process all garbage and trash.
And three antisepticise against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.
So he's hung-up on dirt.
Just like Nani and Pleakley.
I heard that! You're talking about me.
Another monster in the house? No, no, no, no, no! I forbid it! But Felix is just like you.
You'd probably get along great.
Are you kidding? It's just a walking sack of Jumba's evil genius-ness! It's dangerous.
Jumba? He's not dangerous, is he? If I am remembering correctly 010 could not tell difference between dirt for cleaning-up and unbathed evil genius for leaving alone.
But I'm quite certain I fixed that loooong ago.
Yes.
Now, little 010 is so gentle, would not hurt even tiniest earth fly! Dirty! 625! Wilted lettuce! Lunch meat wrappers! - Don't you ever put away? - Not my fault, fish-wit! You had a perfectly good mutant cleaner, but you kicked it out! It was driving me bananas.
But I kicked out the wrong experiment.
Hey, I agree.
What a stench! Sweet sulfur gas, I wish I'd been kicked outta here! You, here? I thought you had a full schedule of basket-sitting.
We finished early.
Well, I think we have the outside under control.
If you want to start inside? Sounds good to us! Great, the weird-factor's here to mess up all our hard work.
Rake harder, Yuki.
We already have one neat freak too many at our house.
So that's not the one place you belong.
But maybe you could be the janitor here.
Feels good to give back to the community, huh? Nice job, Felix.
Dirty! No.
Bad, neat freak! That's not trash! It's priceless! You can't eat it! Oh no.
Lilo! Oh, Lilo.
I'm sorry.
I guess I got a little carried away.
You know.
With the cleaning.
This was over a hundred years old, Lilo made by Queen Liliukalani herself.
I'm really sorry.
I think maybe you've helped out enough for today.
What are we gonna do with you? What's wrong? My new King Sweeper 3000, that's what's wrong! The "ultimate cleaning machine".
But look.
Click-click-click! Nothing! It doesn't work at all! Online shopping, how could you forsake me so? Never mind.
Felix already cleaned up.
He's good! Ground-in dirt? Coffee stains? Even ink-spots! He's more obsessively compulsively annoyingly neat than I am! I have found my soul-mate! He's staying with us! Laundry pressed and starched.
Linoleum buffed to a blinding polish.
It doesn't get any better! Pleakley, your 'soul-mate' just threw out my collection of seashells that look like presidents.
Salty sea-junk.
Who cares? And it chucked out Stitch's bed.
Worm-eaten pineapple crate! So what? I have been working on cure for pesky Earth viruses.
Have you seen my Petri dish cultures? Cure for the common cold? Better off without it! Dirty! Trashy old sewing machine.
Who needs it? Just a heap of scrap metal Wait!! That's not trash! It's retro! It's retro! No, no, no, no, no! It had an original 1930's bobbin! I never thought I'd say this, but there's such a thing as too clean.
Felix out-Pleakley'd Pleakley.
Hey now! Open up that door! Don't make me count to three! One! Two? I'm just remembering.
I did not fix flaw in 010's programming.
Great.
Now you remember.
So what was the flaw? Logic problem in the third function: "Antisepticise against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth".
Which is what he sees us as.
Filthy huge germs to antisepticise! That's something like taking a bath? Yes, yeah, like taking a bath.
The last bath you'll ever take.
Dirty, dirty, dirty! Jumba! Lilo! What's going on in there? We are running for lives! Hurry, Stitch, before Felix antisepticises us! Dirty! Time for the re-programming I should have done years ago! I don't know, maybe re-programming the little fella is a bit too much.
After all, cleanliness is next to Pleakley-ness.
Hey, even you said Felix was too clean.
Yeah, but he did disinfect all the silverware.
That's good.
And he nearly sanitized us to kingdom come.
That's bad.
You're so picky.
Well? Did it work? All I can say is, it better have! That was my last pair of rubber gloves.
Ahem.
Presenting 010.
2.
The upgrade! Reversed polarity so is no longer obsessively neat.
Well, let's try him out.
Oh, what price, science? Ha, see? No reaction at all to big mess-making.
What's he doing? I am evil genius, not fortuneteller.
Now Felix is an Oscar! A total dirt-freak! Dirty, dirty, dirty! Interesting.
Perhaps I reversed polarities tiniest bit too much.
Gee, y'think? - Hello? Hey, kÃddo.
Nani? How's Honolulu? You were right, Lilo.
I should've gone to the werewolf recruiters.
Executive careers sound so boring.
I'm coming home early.
How early? I'm at the airport right now.
I should be home in 20 minutes.
Oh, make that 15 minutes.
There's my ride.
Lilo? Come on, come on, come on! We gotta get this place cleaned up! Can you make him a neat freak again? Yes! But would need 16 minutes.
Go get your King Sweeper 3000! We got no time! Oh, I thought you liked things messy.
Not this messy! It's like too much of a good thing! Too late to start appreciating my tidiness! You want clean? Clean it yourself.
Lilo, I'm home! Hey, the place doesn't look too bad.
There's a layer of grime but I can't expect you to be too clean.
Besides it gives the house that nice lived-in feel.
It's good to be home.
They learned a lesson about the importance of being clean.
But just clean enough.
Not obsessively, dangerously, scary-clean.
Like some people.
What are you, an after-school special? Speaking of clean, what are we going to do with Felix, who isn't so clean anymore? There! Finally got the place clean.
You missed a spot.
The entire kitchen! Say "Best wishes, from Lilo and Stitch.
" Experiment 010! You're back! We never should have let you go.
625! Look, Ãt's Hey, what's he doÃng? I don't know and I don't lÃke Ãt!