TaleSpin (1990) s01e32 Episode Script

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- [thunderclap]
- [man chuckling]
Spin it!
[men vocalizing]
Let's begin it.
- Ohh-ee-yeh
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- Ohh-ee-yo
- TaleSpin
Friends for life
through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
- Ohh-ee-yeh
- TaleSpin
- Ohh-ee-yo
- TaleSpin
All the trouble we get in
with another tale to spin
Spin it!
[men vocalizing]
Spin it, my friend.
- Ohh-ee-yeh
- Ohh-ee-yeh
- Ohh-ee-yo
- Ohh-ee-yo
- Ohh-ee-yeh, ohh-ee-yo
- Ohh-ee-yeh, ohh-ee-yo
[rapid vocalizing]
Spin it, let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it when you're in it
You can win it in a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it
So spin it!
TaleSpin! ♪
[parade music and cheering]
[announcer] And there he is,
the man of the hour.
Yes, Monty Mangrove,
[stammers] the world's
greatest explorer!
[cheering]
- [crash]
- [gasps]
- Oops. Slipped.
- [slurping]
You got something
against my radio, Baloo?
Sorry, Louie.
Why, Baloo, don't tell me
you're jealous.
Monty Mangrove's a great man.
You're a cargo pilot.
And that's chopped liver?
Hey, Baloo can fly better
than that guy any day.
Just 'cause he doesn't have a parade
[Rebecca] A parade means
that you're somebody, Kit.
Not everybody can be somebody, Baloo.
Hey! I had a chance
to be somebody once.
I almost found Panda-La.
No jive, Clyde?
We're talking Panda-La,
city beyond the last horizon?
With giant pagodas
that reach to the sky?
And gold and silver
and sandwiches and stuff?
That's it. That's the one.
That's a fairy story,
it doesn't exist.
Wanna bet?
It was years ago,
I spotted it over the next hill.
I flew like mad and when I got there,
all I found was
this.
[chuckles] Baloo, you could have
gotten this anywhere.
Next you'll be telling us
about the Easter bunny.
Yeah, yeah. Yuck it up, Rebecca.
I'm telling ya, I saw Panda-La.
And I'm gonna find it again.
And when I do, I'll be sitting
at the head of a parade.
But, Baloo, a parade
doesn't really mean anything.
Well, it'd mean
I'm not a nobody, kid.
Have them warm up
the marching band, pal.
It'll be a breeze, my man.
Baloo, this has gone far enough.
Panda-La is nonsense.
No, Becky, it's my chance
to be somebody.
Don't wait up!
You're somebody to me.
Now here's where I saw it.
Over that horizon.
Nothing. And me all out of map.
Maybe Rebecca was right.
I am a nobody.
- [wind blowing]
- A nobody in big trouble.
Oh no!
Engines, don't fail me now.
Well, I said I'd find Panda-La
if it was the last thing I did.
And this looks like
the last thing I'm gonna do.
[coughing]
Where's a dust mop
when you need one?
Grounded but good.
And no gas station in sight.
Well, what can't go down
must go up.
[panting]
[grunting]
[soft music playing]
- [cracking]
- [screaming]
Giant pagodas!
Oh, could it be?
[Baloo] Hello! Come out,
come out wherever you are.
Welcome, strange one.
I trust you come in peace.
If I were any more peaceful,
I'd be asleep.
I am Wan-Lo of Panda-La.
Panda-La! [laughs] Then it's true!
Oh, I found the city
beyond the last horizon!
[laughs] I did it! I did it!
Oh, yeah, I'm Baloo from Cape Suzette.
Cape Suzette? Interesting.
Come out! Come out!
We have an honorary guest.
Hello there. What a friendly place.
Yes. We pride ourselves on our niceness.
[Baloo] I still can't figure out
how you pandas
got your city
all the way up top this rock.
[Wan-Lo] It wasn't easy.
Excuse me, Wan-Lo.
I did not know.
[whispering]these rockets?
I'm sorry, I didn't really
Hey! Fireworks!
Oh? Fireworks? Oh, yes, yes.
Fireworks.
Perhaps you'd be more interested
in seeing my humble palace?
Oh, wait till everybody back home
hears about this.
And they said I was a nobody.
Boy, what a feast!
You pandas sure know
how to treat a Joe right.
We're but friendly hosts.
Nothing's too good
for our honored guest.
Hey, anytime you drop by Cape Suzette,
you feel free to come visit.
[chewing loudly, gulps]
The chow'll be on me.
Why, that is most kind.
Oh, look at that. What?
[child giggling]
Mousey like the warm
Cute kid.
My daughter. Pay no attention.
That toy
how does it follow
the heat of the lamp?
- [rings bell]
- May I present my sons.
They have been seeing to the
preparations of your flying machine.
What? You're fixing the Duck?
By morning, it shall be done.
I hope it meets with your satisfaction.
[chortles] You folks
just get nicer and nicer.
How can I ever thank you?
Oh, you will.
You will.
[air blowing]
Oh, double perfect.
The balloon will get me home.
And put my parade in the bank.
Thanks, Wan, you've done
everything for me.
More than you know.
So long, everyone.
[engine starts]
Goodbye, my friend.
Ready the city.
[Louie] Lighten up, shortstop,
old Baloo will be back.
He's gone on wilder goose chases before.
It's just a stupid parade.
Who cares, anyway?
[man] Hey, look!
- What's that?
- I don't believe it.
Look, look! It's Baloo! It's Baloo!
Baloo! Baloo!
[crash]
[crowd chattering]
I have returned.
Baloo, you came back!
Yep, Little Britches.
And I ain't just Baloo anymore.
I am Mr. Somebody!
Make way, I'm the mayor.
What's going on now?
[stammers] Who's responsible for this?
I've just come from Panda-La.
City beyond the last horizon.
What do you think of them apples?
Panda-La?
Uh-huh. And I believe
a parade is in order.
- [explosion]
- [crowd screaming]
[Wan-Lo] People of Cape Suzette,
your guns are useless.
Prepare to surrender
to the might of Panda-La.
People of Cape Suzette,
surrender or be destroyed.
But the Pandas are friendly.
This must be some kind of joke.
No joke, Baloo. It's an invasion.
Invasion? Oh, dear!
Call out the air force!
[engines starting]
Oh, look! We got one!
We got one!
We had one.
Only one plane left.
What have I done?
- [crowd cheering]
- Got him!
No more games.
Prepare the heat-seeking rockets.
Whew! Man, that was too close!
What the? A U-turn?
- Is that legal?
- The rocket's following him.
But that's impossible!
No, I saw it! The Pandas have
a doohickey that will chase heat!
And they've got it on the rockets!
Oh, no! We're doomed!
Doomed! Oh, no!
I just wanted a parade.
[explosion]
[Wan-Lo] People of Cape Suzette,
that was your last warning.
Surrender now.
This is all your fault!
No, wait!
Don't surrender yet.
I think I know of a way.
Haven't you done enough already?
We give up!
Ah, very good!
Now, if you please,
leave the city and never come back!
[cackling]
What are you standing around for? Go!
[clamoring]
Don't go!
- Traitor!
- Traitor!
- Baloo!
- No!
You heard the mayor,
it's my fault!
That means it's my fight.
But, Baloo, it's a suicide mission.
Or worse.
I know. But I have to try.
Even if I am just a nobody.
Baloo! Baloo!
Baloo, wait!
No, little buddy.
[screaming]
[thumps]
Baloo, is that you?
Yeah, just loading some special cargo.
- Where's everyone?
- Well, I'm here.
And you're there
and the Pandas are way up there.
Oh, never mind.
If I were my friends,
I wouldn't say goodbye to me, either.
- The plane ready?
- Fit as a banjo and smelling like
[sniffs]ice cream?
Baloo?
[slurping]
Brr! Getting kind of nippy
in here. Good.
Now, let's see what
their heat-seeking rockets do
when there ain't no heat to seek.
Going down.
[explosion]
A little panda-monium.
So, it is that fool Baloo
who dares to defy us.
Launch rockets!
A defective rocket!
Fire another!
Father! The rockets aren't working!
I know that! Why do you think
I'm hopping up and down?
Fire everything!
[Baloo] Oh, baby! Looks like
open season on Sea Ducks.
[clang]
[engine sputters]
Uh-oh. The party's over!
[Baloo] Now come on, Wan-Lo, pal.
I thought we were friends.
We have no friends.
We live to conquer.
And where we conquer, we live.
Well, no wonder you got no friends.
Good pandas especially dislike us.
My apologies.
I'd throw you in the dungeon,
but we have none. Guards!
I'm warning you, Wan!
This is your last cha
[screaming]
I thought I was in trouble for a second.
[screams] Tell me I'm dreaming!
- Hey! Baloo!
- Kit!
What are you doing here?
I stowed away.
I couldn't let you go alone.
You are somebody, to me.
Come on, let's get a move on.
Think we're cool, Papa Bear?
- Solid, man, solid.
- [growling]
- Easy, pal. I got your point.
- [vase breaks]
- Louie?
- Hey, boys.
- See I arrived just in the nick.
- But
Couldn't let my oldest pal
fly solo on this one.
Right, cuz? Oops.
Sorry, my man, uh,
looks like I missed one.
That's OK.
Hey, I had to protect my only pilot,
didn't I?
Right.
You came to help me, too?
I did?
- What now, Baloo?
- Well, since I'm all out of friends,
run!
What do we do?
[screaming]
[crashing]
That was easy.
Come here, you guys.
Thanks.
But right now,
I got an invasion to stop.
But, Baloo, you don't have to.
We can escape in this pagoda.
Look, what I said about parades
I was wrong.
I know. A parade doesn't make you
a somebody or a nobody.
It's what you do
and who you do it for.
And I gotta do this
for Cape Suzette.
Whether they know it or not.
And for my friends.
[screams]
Is he crazy?
Yeah, but what else is new?
Good luck, Papa Bear.
Whoa!
Boy, once my head stops spinning,
those Pandas are in real trouble.
[engine sputters]
Come on, baby, you can do it!
[inhaling] Ahh
I love the smell
of conquered territory in the morning.
Annihilate him!
Time for dessert!
Now where did that fool go?
Here they come.
We have him now. There's no escape.
Where is he?
[gasps] He's headed toward the armory!
Almost there.
Oh, baby! This is it!
[explosions]
- [fireworks popping]
- [rumbling]
Baloo!
Well, we'll all miss him.
No, we won't.
[gasps] Baloo!
Papa Bear, you're safe!
You made it!
- My main man!
- I love you, Baloo!
[cheering]
Told ya I'd get a parade, Becky.
Here, don't need this anymore.
I was thinking, maybe next
I'll look for the Easter bunny.
TaleSpin
TaleSpin
[men vocalizing]
Another tale to spin
TaleSpin
TaleSpin
[vocalizing]
Another tale to spin
[men vocalizing]
[man chuckling]
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