The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e32 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
It's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the brink!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
[bats screeching]
Yo, are we
gonna get rid of this bat,
or what?
And where is
that exterminator,
when's he supposed to show up?
Don't get yourself
worked up Luigi,
he said he'd be
here after dark.
It's just a
matter of patience,
discipline, and manners.
That does it!
I'm gonna get that rotten bat,
if it's the last thing I do.
Freeze Luigi, we got him.
Yea, can we get him with
something just a little bit
softer?
Yea yea yea yea yea.
The old bat's gone, yea
yea he just took off.
What are you talkin' about?
He's right here on my head.
I'm bluffing, it's
a Brooklyn joke.
Right, an old Brooklyn joke.
[whistling]
I got him!
Ahhh!
Oh, oh my nose!
Presto, no bat.
[ding dong]
Finally, the exterminator!
I understand you have
bats in your basement.
Right.
I understand you're
in bad need of a tan.
Well you're a little
late, but I did your job.
Here you go.
Where is he?
I'm sure we'll soon find out.
[laughs]
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game,
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain,
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land.
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers,
you'll be hooked
on the brothers!
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving,
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving.
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers,
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers!
Unh!
Plumber's
log, number 232.
We've warped to
the Ocean World,
looking for help, with
that royal pain King Koopa.
Trouble is, the Ocean
World was hurting too.
Gallopin' garbanzos!
Leap for your lives!
A sea monster!
Ahhh!
Check it out!
That seaweed sucker's got a
bigger appetite than Mario!
And it's not done munching!
Let's get outta here!
[growling]
Mush, Mushroom!
I'm mushing!
I'm mushing!
[panting]
Holy macaroni!
Toad: Wipeout!
Whoa!!!
[Luigi:] Mario?
Mario?
Where did that
creepy creature go?
Who knows Luigi,
but I'm glad it went.
[sputtering]
Without havin' us for lunch.
Hey, look!
This place is full
of creepy creatures!
[Princess:] Koopa!
So that's the
deal fungus folks;
Happy Harbor is
doomed unless you make me,
your king!
[chattering]
Kiss Koopa's feet and I'll
gladly get rid of the sea
monster for ya.
[chattering]
[Princess:] Stop!
Wait!
Hold on!
There's the monster you have
to really watch out for: Koopa
Stoopa!
[chattering]
Yeah!
That's right!
Is that right fungus?
Then why don't you dingle
britches tell me how you'll
get rid of that sea monster!
Well, uh, we could,
maybe, uh--
No sweat Princess.
All we gotta do is, uh, well--
Great jumpin' jellyfish!
I swear!
None of you people has got no
more gumption than a guppy!
Who pushed your
button, fish monger?
Call me Captain, sonny!
Captain Abidab!
I'm a harpooner, and
I've got me a schooner.
So listen up, because the
sooner we set sail and,
stick it to the sea
monster, the happier I'll be!
Go ahead, try it!
But don't blame me when the
sea monster comes back and
chomps up your houses!
Kindly King Koopa
gave you your chance!
Get movin' Bloopers!
We're outta here!
Now that we're shed of
that there pompous pollywog,
which of you landlubbers
volunteers to be my crew on
this here, monster hunt?
Uh oh, I think the
volunteers are us.
[Abidab:] Thar she
be landlubbers!
The Mighty Peapod!
I've fixed bathtubs
bigger than that boat.
Don't fret matey!
The Peapod's a
stout seaworthy vessel!
Now, let's weigh
anchor and set sail!
I don't think we
should weigh this anchor,
it'll break the scale.
[grunting]
Yeow!
Hey!
Keelhaul me for a
barnacle Princess.
It's a scurvy crew of swabbies
we be puttin' to sea with.
Don't worry Captain,
they've got what it takes!
I hope.
[Abidab:] No sign of that
slimy super sea snake.
Does that mean we can go home?
Nope.
Just means we gotta
go a little deeper,
matey.
Deeper?
Look out below!
Let's get jumping!
If we don't snag
that sea monster,
Koopa's gonna
trash Happy Harbor!
Waaa!
Oh!
[Luigi:] I just hope we see the
sea monster before it sees us.
What?
Hey, watch it!
Yeow!
I got it!
I got it!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wrong Mario, it's got us!
Yeow!
Oof!
The monster got away.
You wish.
Look!
Shiver me timbers!
That there sea monster's
gonna gobble them up!
Ohhh!
Mario! Oh no!
I can't look!
You better!
It's comin' for us!
Come back ya slimy sea
snake, and fight like a fish!
Poor Mario and
Luigi, poor Princess!
One gulp, and they're goners.
[Mario:]
Now I know what a
pizza feels like when it's
swallowed.
[Koopa:] Serves ya
right basin brain!.
[Luigi:] Whoa!
That's Koopa!
Did the monster
swallow him too?
[Koopa:] Correction faucet face.
This isn't a monster.
Whoa.
It's, it's a submarine!
The Koopilus to be exact,
under the cruel command of
Koopa Nemo!
So you're behind the
attacks on Happy Harbor!
You were trying to trick them
into making you their king!
And it would've worked if you
budinskis hadn't messed it up!
They'll never make
me their king now!
Good.
So?
I'll just have to sail the
Koopilus back to Happy Harbor,
and wreck the place!
Uh oh!
Not so good.
But, in the meantime, I'll
make you three my galley
slaves.
This is awful!
[sniffing]
I don't know which is
worse; peeling onions,
or knowing Happy
Harbor is being wrecked!
We gotta warn Toad,
and Captain Abidab.
But how?
We'll, send them a message.
Lots of messages!
[Abidab:] Keep bailin'
Toad, 'cause if we don't keep
afloat, we'll never
find your friends!
Hey, Captain Abidab!
Look!
Well blow
me down, a message.
It's from Mario!
They're all right!
And sufferin' sailfish!
Koopa's gonna attack Happy
Harbor with a submarine!
Whoa!
I'm taking a
shortcut home, matey.
We've got to get to
Happy Harbor ahead of Koopa,
and that sub.
[Koopa:] Happy Harbor
won't be happy much longer!
Let's ram 'em, slam
'em, and ruin their day!
[Abidab:] Thar she blows!
Can't we talk about this?
No time matey.
Happy landings!
Yeow!
I just hope I land
in the right place!
[sniffling]
Ain't ya glad to see me?
Toad!
You're here!
You made it!
Cut the mushy stuff, we
got a sub to scuttle,
remember?
Toad's right!
Happy Harbor's
got an emergency,
and we're the
plumbers who can handle it!
[chattering]
[screaming]
It's times like this that
make me proud to be a bully.
[Abidab:] Happy
Harbor is doomed,
unless those Marios
do something fast!
What's your plan?
Plan?
I thought you had a plan.
[Koopa:] Those clog
brained plumbers have escaped!
Stop them!
Forget making plans,
let's make tracks!
Whoa!
Ahhh!
[Princess:] There's no way out!
We're trapped like ratfish!
Huh?
Look!
Starmen!
Starman, star bright.
Give us pasta power,
give us pasta might!
It's Blooper bopping time.
Whoa!
Hey!
Now it's Koopa bopping time!
I can't wait to
wreck the whole town!
Fillet me for a
flounder mates.
That Koopa's a
regular typhoon!
Don't worry Captain, the
Marios will take the wind out
of his sails.
Mamma mia!
Huh?
What!?
Whooooaa!
[cheering]
Yay Marios!
[cheering]
Way to go!
Hooray!
Pesky persnickety plumbers.
I wish they'd
never been invented.
It looks like you boys
have a serious problem.
I'll have to give it
extra special attention.
I think I'll go
look over here.
Good idea, go ahead.
[bat screeching]
Ho!
There it is!
There he is he's here!
He's here!
[whistles]
Mr. Exterminator--
He's here!
He's here, he's over here!
There he is!
Did you see him?
He was just here?
Where?
Right there.
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
don't look at us like we're
crazy, because I
know he was here,
and he knows he was here.
Now just try to
keep an open mind.
Oh I'll keep an open
mind, if you keep,
an open collar.
Now if you will excuse me I
must find the little bats-- er,
little boys room.
Oh right sure, it's just
through that door and down the
hall.
There he is!
[bat screeching]
Whoa it's here again!
There he is!
He's here [whistles]
Yo Mr. Exterminator.
He's right here,
he's right here!
Mr. Exterminator he's here!
Come in here!
Hurry up!
He was here, he was
right here a minute ago!
You've got to be kidding.
Look boys, boys, no
self-respecting bat would hang
out in a dump like this.
I cannot exterminate a
bat that does not exist.
So if you'll excuse
me, I really must fly.
Huh, some exterminator.
No kiddin'.
Yo Mario, I was just thinkin',
how come every time he's in
the room, the
bat's out of the room.
He comes in the
room, there's no bat.
In the room, no
bat, out of the room,
there's a bat.
Bat flying
around, he goes out,
we scream, he comes
in, no bat--
Uh oh!
Do you see him?
Is he here yet?
Shush!
You'll scare him
away
[bat screeching]
I know, I know,
but where is he?
There he is, there he is!
Come on, come on!
We've got him Mario.
Get on one side,
we'll surround him.
Ohhh.
I got him, I got him.
I got him.
Wait a minute, I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
Woo.
Aha!
Aha!
I knew he was the bat!
Ok, ok, I get the hint, I
know when I'm not wanted.
Ugh, boy what a smack.
Goodbye.
Hey, why did you do all this?
Why?
I was lonely, this was the
only way I could think of to
meet people.
You see, I'm a night person,
and there's no one awake to
play with when I'm up.
Oh, that's rough.
Have you ever tried
to have fun at night?
Oh I tell you, you can just
forget about things like:
archery, and bird watching,
and catching pop flys.
Oh I got five bumps on
my head from doing that!
Hey, you don't have to do all
that goofy changing into a bat
stuff to be friends with us!
I mean, we'll be your friend.
Sure, I mean you want
to hang around with us?
Anytime, as a matter of fact,
if you want to you can even go
bowling with us.
Bowling!
Oh, boy golly gee willickers.
I've got
something even better;
why don't we go down
to the Blood Bank?
There's a nurse there
I'm sure is your type.
Eh?
Ooh.
Come on are you kidding me?
I can stay up late.
Absolutely!
We'll be friends.
Until next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪