Phineas and Ferb s01e33 Episode Script

Oh, my gosh, Stacy! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Jeremy asked me if I could meet him at the fair later today next to the Ferris wheel.
Oh, no! I almost forgot I'm scared of heights! Oh, what am I going to do? Candace! We're leaving now! Mom! I'm having a teenage crisis! Don't forget we're going bowling.
We need you to keep an eye on the boys.
Preferably two.
Bowling? That sounds fun.
Hey, Dad.
Is it alright if we use that old lawn-bowling set? Sure thing, boys! Knock yourselves out.
Toodles! You know, Ferb, with a few modifications, we could really zip up this old lawn-bowling set.
Hello, Phineas.
What'you doing? Ooh! I just sounded like Isabella.
We're gonna build the world's biggest and best bowling-ball game! Well, according to The Most Pointless Book of World Records the world's largest bowling ball is four feet in diameter.
Four feet? Ferb, we can beat that record in our sleep.
You know, the officials from The Most Pointless Book of World Records will be at the fair today, at 3 o'clock, handing out awards.
Ferb, get the tools.
We've got a record to shatter.
And then you will be in the next volume! Is that absolutely necessary? Why? Does it bug ya? Well, yes, a little.
Then, yeah, it's necessary.
All right.
Fair enough.
Hey, where is Perry? Perry the Platypus! Ooh.
Sorry about that, Agent P.
Herman the Hedgehog! Good morning, Agent P.
We've tracked Doofenshmirtz to an old abandoned warehouse, and he's made some suspicious purchases.
a hotdog vendor's cart, a medium-sized parka, and a pair of red flannel long johns with a flap in the back.
Don't ask us how we know.
Get out there and kick some Doofen-butt.
Wow! That is one big bowling ball.
Hey, look at that, Ferb! Told you we could do it in our sleep.
So, what do you think I should wear to the fair tonight? I'm thinking my favorite red blouse with my white skirt and red matching socks.
Stacy, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Yeah! Nice job! That was amazing! Wow, Phineas! Another strike! That makes four in a row! In your face, Buford! Yes! What he said! In the face! Uh-uh, I mean You will get him next time.
Clearly.
Ferb, did you get that strike? Who's next? Phineas, just what do you think you're doing out here? Candace, you're just in time.
It's your turn.
Just wait until Mom hears about But then again, you guys always seem to make everything disappear before Mom gets home.
But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-A-Rama, then she'll have to believe me! Oh, Candace.
You were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time.
We should've believed you.
And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card.
You have our permission to ruin us financially.
Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me? So, you wanna give it a try? I do, Jeremy.
I mean Uh I'd love to give it a try! All right.
I'll show you how it works.
Well, first of all, the cockpit's on a gyroscope so it stays level.
Here's your monitor, and this is the trackball you use to steer.
Now, no matter what, never hit the gyro stabilizer lock button! It'll disable the gyroscope, and you'll spin around like a greased pig on roller skates.
Yeah, yeah, use the trackball.
Don't hit the button.
I got it! All right.
You seem to know what you're doing.
Do I ever? This is a piece of cake.
Bowl-R-Ama, here I come! Okay, Candace.
Try to take it slow at first! Way to go, Candace! Where's she going? She's freestylin'! We've gotta follow her and see what she does! Let's go, team! Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self Storage! Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Right on time.
It seems like you've got quite a chill there! I want you to meet my latest creation The Giant Robotic Penguin Icy-Freeze-Your-Socks-Off Breath-inator .
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thingy! First, I will unleash my giant penguins at the fair today, so they may begin freezing the entire city! Then, I will sell all the citizens of Danville my organic, yet highly addictive Doof brand hot chocolate.
Because, you know, who doesn't enjoy a nice cup of hot chocolate when it's so cold out? The first cup will be free, of course.
But then the second will also be free.
But then the third will cost a million dollars! That way, I only have to sell three, and I will already be a millionaire.
So, Perry the Platypus, as they say in Mexico do svidaniya! Down there, that's two vidaniyas.
She's headed for the Bowl-A-Rama! You know, dear, Candace hasn't called.
Oh, don't worry.
I'm sure the kids are having a ball.
Ooh! That's gotta hurt.
Oh, no! So where does this lead? Huh.
Heck if I know.
Ferb, the map of Danville's underground.
Looks like she's headed downtown.
Stop, Stop, stop, Stop, stop, stop, Stop, stop, stop, stop, Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Oh, good, it stopped! Wait! Go, Go, go, Go, go, go, Go, go, go, go, Go, go, go, go, go! That's one big bowling ball, Bob.
You betcha, Barry.
Here she comes! Go, Candace! And there she goes.
All right, guys! To Seventh Street! Go Candace! Go! Go Candace! Hey.
Baljeet, what's the world record for the largest pinball machine? I am not sure, but I know we can beat it.
Okay, everybody.
Split up and let's keep her in play until we get to the fair.
(Song: Pin-bowlin') Pin, pin, pin, pin-bowlin' along Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Yeah! Pin, pin, pin, pin-bowlin' along Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Better put your quarter in and take me for a spin But you gotta pull the lever back before we begin We'll take the trip for two around the table Before we drop I'm out of control! Keep your fingers on the flippers and your eye on the ball We'll be bouncing off the bumpers And bangin' off the walls Gonna run the score up so high You'd think your ears are gonna pop And we ain't never gonna tilt 'Cause, baby, that's not the way we will Woo-hoo! We're gonna pin, pin, pin, pin-bowlin' along Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Pin, pin, pin, pin-bowlin' along Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Pin-bowlin' along Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Pin-bowlin' along Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Pin-bowlin' Yeah! Way to keep it goin', Ferb.
Oop, better luck next time, little man.
Isabella, darlin'! Set me up, Shady Joe.
I'm feelin' lucky.
Oh! That's my girl! You give it your best shot.
Help yourself.
Anything from the top shelf.
Welcome, Danvillians, to the World's Most Pointless Records Awards! Let's meet some of our record holders.
Here we have Cletus with the world's hairiest pig.
Next to him is Margaret with the world's stinkiest cheese.
And finally, we got little Timmy holding the world's fattest gerbil.
Let's have a big round of applause for the most pointless world-record winners! Wait! We've got two more World's Most Pointless Records of our own! Well, then.
Atep right up, sonny, and tell everybody what they are.
Our first entry is for the world's largest bowling ball.
And the other is for the world's largest game of pinball! Wow! Well, let's see 'em! Wait for it.
Looks like we have two more World's Most Pointless Records! Wait.
Two records in one day? That's another world record! To the fair, my pets, where the freezing of the Tri-State Area will begin! Wait.
Wait, what is that? A giant bowling ball? NO! Oh, Candace, you made it.
I was thinking you weren't gonna show.
Although, you know, usually we get on at the bottom.
We'd especially like to thank our sister, Candace.
We couldn't have done it without you, sis! You know, your brothers are all right.
Hey, are- are you okay? Oh, afraid of heights.
Don't worry.
I got ya.
How about you, Perry? Is there anything you'd like to add? Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.
Step right up! It's only a dollar to see the mysterious Penguin-Man.
Is he man? Is he penguin? Or perhaps some logic-defying amalgam of man and penguin? A manguin, if you will.
I used to have goals.
They were evil goals, but they were goals.