Ranma 12 s01e33 Episode Script

Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
All the world is at peace.
Yet from the bowels of darkness emerges a spirit of true evil! Isn't this a fresh feeling? Yep! Bright and shiny! We must set a good example! And end the fights between Akane and Ranma.
They'll thank us for our fatherly help! We will guide them with the warmth of our hearts! The altar A bad omen.
Maybe a demon's been revived.
Demon? I get it, THAT demon! Saotome It's a joke! just a joke! A joke? That's right! A joke! More rice, Father? I'm so sorry.
Sometimes even Kasumi gets klutzy.
Saotome! This-- Oh, that omen thing again? Don't let it worry you! Your dad and mine were both actin' weird last night.
You're right.
I think Dad had nightmares all night.
His eyes were bloodshot this morning.
Oh no! I'm going ahead! Geez! I hate these sudden rains! One pork cutlet.
H-Hey! He ran off!.
I hate that! Hey, he left a note.
"Send the bill to the Tendo Dojo"? One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! Akane! I'm catching cold! Better take a hot bath! What are you doing? Don't touch me! - What's with this guy? - Get away from me! What's going on, you guys? Akane! Akane!? You know him? Never met him! It's me! Look! Look! You don't remember? You're so cruel.
Give me a second! I'll get it.
Never mind! I'm no one special.
just let me cry in your BOSOM! Who's the creep? Akane! What're you doin'? Dirty old man! I'd expect that kind of spirit from a daughter of Soun Tendo! You know Dad? So, you are Akane, just like I figured.
Making moves on girls you don't know? Well, we've never met before! I'm home! So gramps, you're sayin' you know MY father, too? Long time no see! Master! Thank heavens you're safe! just as fit as a fiddle.
Master? To view your vigorous visage again I, Soun Tendo, consider it an honor! Nice to see that you're healthy, too.
Genma Saotome! "I'm just an ordinary panda.
" You're still such a prankster, Genma! You haven't changed a bit since your youth! Trying to escape on your own? Not a chance! I see you two are still the best of friends! What the heck's goin' on?? It was more than ten years ago.
We dedicated our lives to training under Master Happosai.
Hey, wait! Soun! Genma! You can handle this! Master! The Master would skip out on his bills.
We'd have to wash dishes three days, nonstop, to pay.
Hey, you! You can handle this! Soun! Genma! Master! Once we spent three days cleaning mannequins to pay for lingerie.
Another time You thieves! Run! Run! Run! All in all, it was an extremely demanding training.
And so, one night Master, we "borrowed" some sake from the locals.
Well done! That's the way to chug it! You guys can't have any.
One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! YES! Saotome! Tendo! We must put our master behind us, and live on.
May he rest in peace.
How that brings back memories.
Kasumi! Keep the sake coming! And you lived through that? It ain't human.
Have more! You had me, but you didn't finish me off.
That's your weak point.
He's right.
But still, it's not too late to-- Is something wrong? Don't be ridiculous! We were just kidding, Master! I see.
You were just kidding! I realize how you must have felt.
Don't worry.
I'm not here for revenge.
I'm getting old, so I'll train one of you to be the world's best.
You'll be my heir to the Founding School of Anything-Goes.
Where are you going? I feel the urge to live abroad.
A quest, for me.
You two are pathetic! You're afraid of this old geezer.
M-Master! Meet the heir to my fortune.
Feel free to train this one any way you wish! It's horrible! I-It's horrible to train a girl like this.
I can't do it! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Stop that! THAT'S HOT! Don't worry.
As you can see, he's a healthy boy! What's this? Y-Y-You dirty old man! Now that I know he's a boy, I won't pull my punches! I shall try my hand at training him as my heir.
That dirty ol'freak Why does he get t'live here? And what's this BS about trainin' me as his heir?? Don't make me laugh! Mornin'! What's the big idea? It's too early for this! Hey! Hey, wait! How'd he get away so quick? Oh, who cares? Hello, my cute rear! How are you today? Cut that out! Wait! Saotome! Isn't the tea heavenly today? I haven't had tea this good in over ten years.
We have Ranma to thank for all this.
Get away from me! I agree.
He took our troubles on himself.
I must admit that I'm proud of my boy.
Nice talk for a guy who knows NOTHIN' about how I feel.
- Can I have more rice, Kasumi? - Here.
Could you pass the soy sauce? I liked you much better as a girl.
Why'd you have to change back to a boy? This is MI NE! I wonder if you'd consider changing back into a girl? Look! I don't know why you're here, but-- W-What's this? It's a gift for the potential heir to the Anything-Goes School.
just what do you think I am!? You don't like it? It was so expensive! It was the most expensive one.
I thought it would suit Ranma's bust much better than Akane's.
Hey! Good for you, Ranma! You've captured the master's fancy! "Oh, happy day!" You don't have to be so hard on him.
- He's cute! - What's cute about him? How would YOU feel? He's all over me! Where are you, Ranma? You forgot your bra! That old lecher! I'm gonna put a stop to his runnin' around! Ranma! Let go! Ranma! Nihao! Airen! Airen! Airen! If other than husband touch Amazon girl's chest he must die! Great-grandmother! Shampoo! Leave him to me! An old goat like you, chasing after young girls.
For shame! It's the Amazon of China vs.
the Anything-Goes School! This is gonna be fun! Beat him, Great-grandmother! How sweet that looks! It's an underwire.
It helps to control and support, no matter how shapeless you are.
Good luck! Good luck! Got her! Got her! What a freak! He's good! Son-in-law, make sure you don't make an enemy of him! Come along, Shampoo! Bye Ranma! Zai chien! That old ghoul, tryin' to scare me-- You-- Looks like you forgot something! Shut up! Why're you so stubborn? Listen, y' old goat! If you keep followin' me around like this Do you want a fight? Yeah! You're on! Fine! Ranma! If you lose, you'll get out of my life! You got that? And if you lose, you'll model this brassiere! Would you SHUT UP with that?! Not so fast! We'll meet for the fight after school.
You can look forward to it! The old goat is late! He must be too scared to fight! Do you think you'll be okay? - What? - He's our fathers' master.
And Shampoo's great-grandma warned you, too.
The old freak'll be a pushover.
What's that? Robber! Somebody catch him! That old freak! Old goat! I've been waitin' for you! Ranma! Catch! Gym shorts? You give those back! You're in on it, too? Look at you, all actin' like nothin' happened! Is that any way to treat your elders? Did you come to school to steal gym shorts? Let's see I could have sworn there was another reason Let me refresh your memory! That's right! I came for a fight! Now you've done it! Wait up! Come and get me! Arghh! Fight like a man! - There's one condition.
- What? As I said, if you lose, you'll turn into a girl and model for me.
In your dreams! - I'm losing interest.
- Wait! Why should I wait? You coward! Wait up! What do you think you're doing? I'm making the match more fun.
You call this a match? It's Ranma's fault for not wearing the brassiere! It's all because-- Keep your voice down! Ranma, why don't you just put on the darn bra? What? It's just a bra.
See? See? She's right! Listen you! I'm a guy! Why do I have to wear a bra? You're just afraid of losing.
What did you say? If you're not afraid, then why not agree? Okay.
I give my word! Keep your promise! If you lie, then I'll cry! I'll tell your dad on you! Whatever!! Are you gonna fight or what? He disappeared! I thought I was a goner! Time to get serious! What? You were pullin' your punches? A quick match is boring for the spectators.
He's right! Don't tempt me Behold! The world's most powerful, invincible force.
The Spirit of the Founding School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
What an incredible battle aura! I-I can't move! Is something wrong, Ranma? Ranma's trapped in the aura like a frog mesmerized by a snake! Ranma, snap out of it! I can't wait to see you wearing this bra! Forget it! Even if it kills me I ain't wearin' it!! Ranma! The Chestnuts-Roasting attack isn't workin'! "Son-in-law, make sure you don't make an enemy of him!" Nrgh! Still fighting back, even wrapped in my aura.
I'm impressed! Now, it's my turn! Ranma! En garde! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! One-Two! The ol' goat's gone.
Ranma! Are you okay? He's no ordinary lecher! Why didn't he end the match? He so wanted to see you in that bra.
I told you.
He's no ordinary lecher! Don't touch me! Get out! Don' wanna! Don' wanna! I gave up a match for you.
Show me some sugar, baby! He's an EXTRA-ordinary lecher.
He's not human.