Wishbone (1995) s01e33 Episode Script

What's the story, Wishbone?
What's this your dreaming of?
Such big imagination
on such a little pub.
What's the story, Wishbone?
Do you think it's worth a look?
It kind of seems familiar,
like a story from a book.
Shake a leg now, Wishbone.
Let's wag another tail.
Sniffing out adventure
with Wishbone on the trail.
Come on, Wishbone.
What's the story, Wishbone?
What's the story, Wishbone?
What's the story, Wishbone?
Watch the story? Wishbone?
Watch the story? Wishbone?
Watch the story?
Wishbone!
Hey, Wishbone!
Hey, Wishbone!
Hey, Joe, Buddy, pal!
Long time, no C!
Wait!
Mr. Delgado wanted to
show us that new CD-ROM.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Ooh, blah blah.
CD-ROMs?
Hey, wait up, you guys.
I happen to know all about CD-ROMs.
You better let me show you how it works.
Guys?
Hello? Door, please!
I want to be one of the few,
the proud, the educated.
I want to go to school
like Joe Sam and David.
Hey, guys! Ah! I knew you
wouldn't forget me. Whoops!
Um, hello, sir. I'm here for
the CD-ROM demonstration.
No dogs allowed in school.
Ooh, a good rule, sir. I'll
let you know if I see any.
Um
Um
Sir?
Did he say much?
Get out of here.
Scat!
Scat!
Scat!
Hey! Hey! You!
I'll have you know I have three very good
friends in there who
come to school every day!
Joe!
Sam!
David!
Hey, you guys! Come on! Open up!
I want to be in there with you guys!
just the way D' T' Tartagnan
wanted to be in the Musketeers.
D'an was the handsome young
hero of the three Musketeers.
by French author Alexander Dumas.
D'Artagnan was just a
puppy from the country,
who came to Paris in 1625.
The city was torn between two leaders
who both wanted all the power.
Evil Cardinal Richelieu.
Boo!
And the good King Louis XIII.
The musketeers were on the good side.
They were the king's personal guards.
D'Artagnan arrived at their headquarters
with nothing except his dogged
determination to become a great
great musketeer.
All right, people, let me end.
Err!
Okay, that's right.
I'm big. I'm bad.
I'm overwhelmed.
Wow.
These guys are good.
Okay, this is it.
Don't be nervous.
Just jump right in!
Ah-ham!
Whoops!
You clumsy wag! How dare you!
Um, excuse me?
Excuse me? You embarrass a musketeer,
and all you can say is excuse me?
You need a lesson in
manners, you, insulin pup,
and I'll be the one to give it to you.
I challenge you to a duel tomorrow
at noon near the Cam Desho.
I'll be there, and we'll be
there, and we'll be there.
And we'll see who learns
the lesson, monsieur.
You are too, pretty.
Did I tell you one of the time?
He looks like a friendly fellow.
Squindled off more of
him. Let me tell you.
Oh, your cape is impressive, sir.
The friend is coming unstitched.
Who dares to pull on my cape?
Are you trying to ambush me?
Oh, no. You misunderstand.
I?
A musketeer?
I.
Understand? Perhaps you can enlighten
me. Tomorrow in a duel at noon time.
Hmm. I'm booked for
noon. How's one o'clock?
One o'clock?
Well, I'm certainly making an impression.
Ah, a chance to do a good deed.
You seem to have dropped
your handkerchief, sir.
It is not mine.
It must belong to a lady friend.
No, it does not.
Could I have a moment
alone with this mongrel?
Since I am studied to be a priest, I could
not possibly have a lady's handkerchief.
Then why are you taking it?
Your behavior is most rude.
Meet me for a duel tomorrow
near the calm de shop.
I can fit you in it too.
So be it.
Three duels in one day?
I'll be a musketeer yet!
Hey!
Well, now I'm determined to get in.
Time for stealth dog to
go in under their radar.
Okay, guys.
Wait till I show you this new CD-ROM.
Once you've seen the
beauty of fractal geometry,
you'll understand how math can be art.
What's wrong?
I think you crashed.
I don't understand.
Your poor connections must be bad.
Mr. Delgado, look.
Well, it looks like something to do.
It looks like something toot it.
Mort.
Mort?
Mort the lab rats?
How could he get in here?
Actually, he's been loose all week.
He's chewed up half the school.
This has got to stop.
The place looks as secure as a fortress,
but there is always a weak spot.
Ah, hello, open window.
What, a rat?
They let a rat inside the
school, but not a dog.
Well, that's just fine.
What is the world coming to?
Still, I've got my opening.
Stealth Dog discovers the secret entrance
and makes
His move!
Whoa!
Ouch!
Yeah!
Uh-huh!
Stealth dog is inside at last.
I just hope I'm not in over my head.
Well, now I guess I'll see if my bite
lives up to my bark.
Good day, monsieur. Am I?
No, no, I'm early.
My second should arrive
soon and then we can begin.
Who will be your seconds?
Nobody. I'm new in town
and I don't know anyone.
My name is D'Artagnan.
Atos!
I am supposed to fight
this man at one o'clock.
And I at two. I have the pleasure first.
Unfortunately, he may be unable to keep
his appointments with the two of you.
Are you ready?
I am always ready.
You know, young man,
you have a noble heart.
Under different circumstances,
we might have become friends.
Well, let's begin.
Stop, musketeers!
I command you to stop in the name
of his eminence, Cardinal Richelieu.
The Cardinal has issued an order
that expressly forbids dueling.
We serve His Majesty, the King.
And we won't be told what to do
by any of Richelieu's lackeys.
Is that a threat?
Consider it an invitation.
Then you leave us no
choice but to attack.
Gentlemen, there are five of
them and only three of us.
That's where you're wrong.
There are four of us.
But you're not one of us.
I have the heart of a musketeer.
Let me prove it to you.
Allie.
Allie.
Allie.
One.
One.
One.
Engarde, Monsieur.
I'm God, Monsieur!
You'll have to do better than that.
I would have thought a Cardinal's
Guard to be more of a challenge.
This is the part of a challenge.
Go on.
Go on.
This is the part where you say touche.
Go on.
There will be absolutely no
backstabbing in this duel.
You know.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Well done, young friend.
I know that I am not yet
worthy to be a musketeer.
But will you allow me to serve
as your apprentice, gentlemen?
Not only our apprentice, but our friend.
We will groom you for
service as a musketeer
and teach you all our best tricks.
I am Atos. This is
Portos and our am Aramis.
We are known everywhere
as the three inseparable.
You, D'Artagnan, are now
a member of our club.
All for one and one for all.
Shall we make that our motto?
Let's put out our hands in agreement.
All for one and one for all.
Look at all the stuff.
Well, it's not exactly the executive
suite, but you've got to start somewhere.
I've tried everything to catch that rat.
He's smarter than you think.
Stealth dog looks for the scent.
I smell a rat.
Well, more it is costing us money
by destroying school property.
You're right.
Now, today's the day.
I'm going to get a day.
get him. Oh, I'll get
him. I'm the best rodent
catcher in town. No,
seriously, I am. Even cats
come to me for advice. Ah,
I've got my assignment.
I'll show them they can't
run this school without me.
Well, I'm going to go to the
hardware store and load up on traps.
And we'll go pick up a new
power cable for the computer.
Thanks, guys.
They call me Stealth Dog.
All right, Mort, the place is surrounded.
Come out with your beady little eyes
where I can see them and nobody gets hurt.
Playing hard to get, huh?
Well, this school isn't big
enough for the two of us.
Stealth Dog understands
the value of concealment.
Now, which way did he go?
I'm on his turf, and
he's a clever opponent.
So, think rat.
Ah, the science lab.
This is where it all started.
If I just put my nose to work,
I'm sure I'll find something.
Hey, you there!
You seen a rat?
Ah, we'll talk a lot.
later.
Okay.
Ah, I know he's close.
I'm silent as a panther.
Quick as a fox.
Nerves of steel!
Ah! Rat!
Big hairy rat!
Did you see the face on that thing?
Face to face with your
enemy, just like d'artagnan.
Bonjour!
Anybody home?
You are D'Artagnan.
Wow!
From Byrne.
Cardinal Richelieu.
Sit down here before me.
You came to Paris seven months ago.
Why? Yes.
Your friendship with Messiers,
Atos, Potos, and Eromy of
the King's Musketeers, has
brought you much adventure.
What, how did you know?
It is my business to know.
You are brave, monsieur, and you're
prudent, which is better still.
Young as you are, you have
created some powerful enemies.
If you do not take great
heed, they will destroy you.
But what can I do?
You could choose to serve another master.
Me.
Sorry, I came here to be in
his majesty's musketeers.
Monsieur!
You came to Paris with the ambitious
idea of making your fortune.
I am at the age of extravagant hopes.
There are no extravagant
hopes, except for fools.
Serve in my guards. Let me guide you.
Sorry, I won't just
roll over on my friends.
You refuse me?
Please try not to take it
personally, your eminence.
Kill Damash.
Remember, at a later period, if any
mischance should happen to befall you,
I offered you protection.
I'll just see myself out.
The Cardinal wasn't D
'Artagnan's only problem.
He made another enemy.
Malady, a cat who purrs one
minute and scratches the next.
How could I be a Cardinal's
guard? Ridiculous!
Perfectly correct, Monsieur.
What?
Oh, you are so beautiful. I
thought you were a piece of art.
You are too kind and too handsome.
I am d'Artagnan.
A musketeer. I know you already.
You may address me as milady.
I have a question.
Shoot!
Why do you waste your time
with those rough musketeers?
You could live in the lap of luxury.
My lap to be precise.
I swore a duty to the king.
The king is weak.
Stick with the strong.
I am sorry, milady.
But this dog won't hunt for you.
You can trust my word.
No offense!
I never take offense.
I take offense.
revenge. You're a dead dog.
Potos! Where are Aramis and Atos?
Atos?
D'Artagnan. What is wrong?
Well, I've got some good
news and some bad news.
The good news is that I've just
met Cardinal Richelieu and Malady.
And?
And?
And the bad news is that they hate me.
They have spies everywhere.
You must be careful, my friend.
We will be on guard for you.
Your enemies are our enemies.
Thank you, my friends.
I'll see what I can sniff out.
Dagh-gone it. Lost the scent.
It could be anywhere.
Hmm?
Well, now there's something
you don't see every day.
If what I know about gravity is true,
any minute now that thing is going to
Wow!
What the
Aha!
A vicious sneak attack, huh?
Okay, Rat.
Now it's personal.
Hmm.
I could really use some reinforcements.
D'Ate Nyaughan had the
three musketeersers.
D'Hang had the three musketeers to help
him catch his enemies, Rishilu and Malady.
Give me your hand.
Come, give me your hand.
Just
Let me there.
Let's walk in the garden.
It's lovely this time of
year, Cardinal Richelieu.
What did you wish to speak to me about?
As one of my most
successful spies, my lady,
I must now ask you to carry
out a very dangerous mission.
Tell me what it is.
I want you to assassinate
the Duke of Buckingham.
He's an enemy of France
and must be removed.
I'll do it.
As long as I get something in return.
I'm not a mere
A cat's paw.
A mere tool to be used.
I have my price.
Name it.
Allow me to kill that
wretched d'artagnan.
But he is a courageous young fighter.
That's why he's so dangerous.
He fights for the wrong side.
I'll trade you.
A life for a life.
Very well.
I did warn him he could get hurt.
I'd like your permission in writing,
just so there's no confusion later.
Thank you, your eminence.
Oh, a carte blanche.
How comforting.
I must go now. Let me leave first.
We mustn't be seen together.
Sculpture is so lifelike
these days, isn't it?
What do you want from me?
How dare you spy on me?
You'll suffer for this.
I'm not afraid of you.
Hand over the carte blanche.
Never.
This is my passport for revenge.
Please, be reasonable about this.
If you want it, you'll
have to take it from me.
We asked you nicely.
The lady. The paper.
Please.
A token of our appreciation.
My lady turned d
'artagnan in as a traitor.
But the musketeers had an ace of
their sleeves, the carte blanche.
It's like the ultimate hall pass.
It means you can do anything
you want, any time you want.
D'Artagnan, I seek you
in the name of the king.
You are under arrest.
You have got to be kidding.
Surrender your sword to me, monsieur.
I'm ordered to present you to
his eminence, Cardiner Richelier.
How convenient!
We just happen to be going that way.
He must be put under my guards.
We will be his guards.
Upon our word.
Upon our word, d'Artagnan,
shall not leave us.
Stillthaw recognizes the advantage
of having a good lookout point.
You.
I'm on a stakeout.
I'm afraid I'm going
to have to put you out.
I don't think so!
Whoa!
Hey, did you just see a big furry
Red! Big rat!
This is it!
Joe, Sam, David! We've got him now!
He's up the other stairs!
Where's one?
Follow me!
Mr. Braske!
Mr. Braske!
You ignored my warnings, young man.
Serious charges have
been brought against you.
You will probably hang for them.
Oh, I very much doubt
that, your eminence.
Do you realize that I
am both judge and jury?
Exactly.
And you've already written.
my pardon. Take a gander
at this carte blanche.
It is by my order and for the good
of the state that the bearer of this
has done what he has done.
Recognize the handwriting?
I believe it is mine.
I have taken from you one
One carte blanche, to give you another.
This is a commission to be a
lieutenant in the musketeers.
The name is blank.
You may write it yourself.
I have three friends who
deserve this more than I do.
You are a brave youth, d'Artagnan.
Do with this commission what you will.
I mean it. One of you should take this.
Nobody is more worthy than you.
Nobody is more worthy than you.
yourself.
Of course.
I taught him everything he knows.
Is that so?
Angard.
Angar.
As you wish.
A musketeer and a lieutenant.
This is a dream come true.
Angar!
All for one and one for all.
All right, we've got him cornered now.
Okay, Mr. Brassfield.
Take over!
That's it!
Get him! Pounce on him! Grab him!
Get him!
But
Oh, yeah. That was really impressive.
Way to take charge.
Well, he got bigger.
Uh-huh.
Never send a man to do a dog's job.
Ah ha!
Ah!
Okay, plan.
Plan.
Need a plan.
Quick plan.
Awesome. I've got the right altitude.
Stealp Dog to Bombadier.
We have the target in sight.
Ready?
Aim.
Bums away!
Yes!
And here comes the cavalry.
Late as usual.
Mr. Brasfield, I'm sorry.
I don't know how wishful.
got in here.
I don't apologize.
He caught more.
Thank you, citizen.
All in the day's work for, Stealth Dog.
As far as I'm concerned, any time he wants
to come to school, he can be my guest.
Yes!
Let's take a tour right now!
Oh!
Oh!
I changed my mind.
No dog's in school.
Here we go again!
Woo-hoo!
Come back, stop, stop, stop.
In fact, stop!
In fact!
Compared to these guys, I look down
the furriest face.
In fact, compared to these guys,
I look downright clean-shaven.
Getting into makeup can be a half.
Getting into makeup can be a has
But all natural vegetable
dye sure does taste good.
Human makeup reacts very
differently to animal
fur, so kids, don't put
makeup on your pets.
The Three Musketeers
by Alexander Dumas is
loaded with heroic deeds,
damsels and distress,
and lots of guys with hairy faces.
See ya!
You know,