Bunnicula (2016) s01e34 Episode Script

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
(ROARS)
(COUGHING)
All right! Ready or not,
here I come!
Oh, I see you, Chester.
When it comes to playing tag,
no one can outrun me.
-(CRASHING)
-Ooh!
And I'm not afraid
to play dirty, either.
(GAGGING)
See? (LAUGHS)
Oh, there you are!
Oh, man! Up to the chimney?
That's no fair.
How am I gonna get
way up there?
(RUSTLING)
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
(SIGHS)
HAROLD: A-ha!
I've got you now, Chester.
Whoa! (GROANING)
(LAUGHING)
HAROLD: Oh!
(COUGHING)
Wha?
Hey, Bunnicula,
have you seen Chester?
(SNIFFING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
What? I stink?
That really hurts me,
Bunnicula.
(CONTINUES BABBLING)
I need a bath?
Well, I can't do that.
My filth is necessary to
sustain a delicate ecosystem
of microscopic life
deep within my fur.
(SCOFFS AND BABBLES)
Well, yes. That is true.
I have no idea what any
of those words mean.
But check it out,
there's a whole village of
fleas livin' in my fur!
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(FLEA HUMMING)
A-ha!
Whoo-hoo!
(LAUGHING)
ALL: Ooh!
All hail Harold the Wise!
See?
Yeah, well, it's all very
noble and fun
until you pick up
something really nasty,
like a A tick!
Those things are not to
be messed with.
Chester, you've been
in the house this whole time?
Then who was I playing tag
with outside?
-(GROANING)
-Huh?
All I know is that you
smell so bad right now
that I can barely
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS) Harold, no!
-(SPRAYING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(SNORING)
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
(BITING)
(GASPS)
(MOANING)
Ah!
Huh? Hmm.
(MOANS)
(YAWNS)
-Hmm? Harold?
-(MOANING)
Whoa! You're a hungry boy
this morning, huh?
All right, all right,
breakfast is served.
(HAROLD MOANS)
Geez, Harold,
at least take a breath
before you choke
What?
-Hey!
-(GULPS)
(SIGHS) Another photo
of Becky's cat. Boring.
-(MOANING)
-More photos of bacon,
boring.
Political post, boring.
And then, side view,
blah, blah, blah. Boring.
Bathroom mirror selfie
(MUMBLING)
No, I will not help fund your
spaghetti sculpture.
Friend request.
Hmm, I don't even know
a guy named Patches.
-(GULPS)
-What! What the
Wait a second!
Harold, there were three
bananas on the table.
Now there's just two!
What have I said about
eating people food?
-(MOANING)
-Whoa, what are you doing?
Harold, no, no!
Harold, don't you
Stop it. Stop it,
I'm warning you!
Oh, all right,
mister, that's it!
Outside, right now.
-(HUMMING)
-(FABRIC TEARS)
Huh? Oh, Mina's dad!
Well, you've gone outside and
forgotten your pants again.
Hmm?
Aah
Aah
(SLURPS)
-Is Harold still
out there eating?
-Uh-huh.
Mina said he could
come back in hours ago.
Harold, come back inside.
It's getting dark!
(GROWLING)
Harold, what
What's happened to you?
He's been stuffing himself
all day and he's getting
Skinnier? What is going on?
-Aah
-Harold, stop!
What has gotten into you?
(BABBLING)
(GASPS)
(SLURPING)
Ugh, what is that on him?
(BUNNICULA GRUNTS)
(SLURPS)
(LAUGHING)
Bunnicula, get back here!
How are we supposed
to fix Harold?
Bunnicula, hurry!
(STRAINING)
(BUZZING)
(SIGHS)
Ha!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Huh? (BABBLES)
Ahhh! Vampire!
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
(SCREAMS)
Settle down, Fuzzy.
You're safe now, don't worry.
Nobody comes out here.
It's a whole scared-of-vampire
thing they have.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
A fellow vampire? Fantastic!
Can I offer you a drink?
I recommend the dog.
A bit tangy with hints
of apple core.
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Count Cavanda,
vampire tick, at your service.
And this is my home.
(BABBLES INCREDULOUSLY)
A Harold?
Oh, is this your host?
Apologies.
I didn't realize this
was another vampire's
meal ticket.
(GIBBERISH)
Your friend? (SCOFFS)
I could always get
another host around here.
Maybe that cat,
or that man without pants.
Or, better yet, the girl.
(BABBLES)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They're all your friends?
-Yeah.
-Well, I suppose I have to
respect that.
At least allow me to
top off my blood supply,
and I'll be on my way.
(GRUNTS)
You fool!
I won't let something as
sickening as friendship
get in the way
of a good thing here.
After I finish off this pooch,
it's on to the cat,
Daddy dearest, then finally,
that sweet
little girl of yours.
-(EXCLAIMS)
-Ahh! My eyes!
(COUGHING) Ugh, dandruff.
(GROWLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Can't get far from me,
little one.
Ahhh!
Well, I think it's time
for you to skedaddle.
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS) Huh?
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
Come on, Bunnicula,
you can get out of there!
Ooh, yeah! Give him a left
and a right. Judo kick!
Ooh, that's gotta sting.
There you go, Bunnicula,
bounce back!
Whoo-hoo!
Hey, Harold, it looks like
Bunnic's gonna beat that tick!
(ROARS)
Harold? (SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
Ahh!
Take that!
(WHIMPERS) I'm so sorry, Bobo.
(GRUNTS) Ha-ha!
(GRUNTING)
Hmm?
A-ha! Nowhere to go now.
(GROWLS)
Oh!
(TAUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)
(GROANING)
Oh, no, no, no.
Not my nose!
You take that out,
I have no more blood.
(LAUGHING) Huh?
Ah, looks like you're getting
too big for Harold's britches.
(HAROLD GROWLING)
What do we do?
As soon as he finishes
eating that fireplace,
he'll be after me again.
(GIBBERISH)
You
(CONTINUES BABBLING)
Ahh!
(SNAPPING) Okay?
I can't understand
a word you say without
Harold here to translate.
(GROWLING)
We gotta get out of here,
Bunnic!
If Harold bathed
once in a while,
we wouldn't even be
in this mess.
-A-ha!
-(GRUNTS)
Why are we in the bathroom,
Bunnicula?
-(LAUGHS)
-I don't like that smile.
(WHISTLES)
-(GROWLING)
-Definitely don't like
that one.
Ha-ha!
Ahh!
-Uh, bath?
-(EXCLAIMS)
What's a bath gonna do?
-Ah!
-Tick shampoo?
I have no idea
what's happening
and it's really freaking me
Out.
(GROWLING)
(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
Now I've got you!
Sic 'em, boy.
-Ahh!
-(GROWLING)
(LAUGHING)
Huh? Ahh!
Ugh!
Chester, I would appreciate
if you ask first
before you crawl
into my mouth next time.
-(GROANS)
-(MUFFLED YELLING)
(MUFFLED YELLING)
Huh?
(SCREAMS)
Hey, you guys wanna
split a pizza?
And that's why we celebrate
Chesteruary 4th, every year.
Over there is the
Belly of Unpopped Pimples.
Ugh, that sounds
scary and gross.
Can we see that next, Dad?
Oh course! (CHUCKLES)
Only in Harold!