The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e34 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the brink!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
[Mario:]
We didn't win the
church raffle in this spot so
that's not the lucky spot.
That's the lucky spot.
Hey, yo Mario!
What's that?
What's that?
Ha, ha, right here.
It's the Big Time Celebrity
Prize Sweepstake Giveaway.
Now let me tell you what we're
gonna win: the third prize,
is an all expense
paid trip to Italy,
with Sophia Loren.
Sophia Loren?
Now second prize, is a
tour of Hollywood California,
with Annette Funicello.
Annette Funicello?
Funicello,
that's the same one.
The first prize, an
evening on the town,
with Madonna!
Madonna!
Now the grand prize is milk
and cookies with
Scott Baio?
Plus there's a bunch of
other consolation prizes,
that'll be
announced next month.
Hey I know we're gonna win,
I just don't know what we're
gonna win!
You askin' me?
What do I look like
a fortune teller?
Fortune teller!?
That's it!
Someone who can
look into the future!
You're on the money
Mario, come on look it up.
Let's see what we got here.
F. F F!
Ok.
Fortune cookies.
Fortune hunters.
Wheel of Fortune.
Here we are, fortune tellers.
Oh look at this ad
for Madam AGoGo.
It says Mario and Luigi, call
me right away to find out what
you won.
[whistles]
Now this lady is good.
We're talkin' terrific, this
is the lady we're calling.
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's log 2238,
the Oriental city of Sayonara.
Our valiant group had come in
search of a secret weapon that
could help us
fight King Koopa.
It was called Super Sushi.
What's so super
about this Super Sushi?
Whoever eats it doubles
their size and strength.
Besides that, it makes
great spaghetti sauce!
Faster!
Faster!
What's your hurry?
Boy, when it comes to food,
Mario's got a one crack mind.
Holy ravioli!
It's an earthshake!
Waaa!
[screaming]
Look!
It isn't an earthquake!
It's Koop-zilla!
Koop-zilla?
Ahhhh.
Run, you teensy
tempura tasters!
I'm gonna squash this city
flatter than a tofu pancake.
[laughs]
Run for your life!
Leapin' linguini!
How'd the Koopa get so big?
There's only one person
who can tell us that!
The scientist who
invented Super Sushi!
Come on!
[Princess:] It's an honour
to meet one of the world's
greatest scientists:
Dr. T. Garden.
It's honour to meet two of
the world's greatest plumbers.
Ouch!
Sorry doc!
Ouch!
Tell us Doctor, how'd King
Koopa get to be so humongous?
Ooh that cursed Koopa!
I'll show you.
We taped it on my
laboratory's hidden camera.
Oooh!
Ooh, this is my most
powerful Super Sushi yet!
One taste and
it's gargantua time!
Huh?
I'll take that you
fish-fixin' fruitcake!
[laughs]
Boy, I knew the Koopa
was a dirty rotten villain,
but I had no idea
he was such a pig!
[burps]
You crazy Koopa!
You ate all my Super Sushi!
Now you grow too much!
That's the idea
chopsticks-for-brains!
Rampagin' reptiles,
ha, it's working!
[gasp]
[growls]
Now I'll be the most terrible
tyrant to ever trample a town.
Koop-zilla!
[laughs]
It's my fault Koop-zilla
is destroying Sayonara.
Mario, we can't let
Koop-zilla ruin this city!
We have to do something!
[screaming]
Scram pests, or I'll
call an exterminator!
[growling]
Boy destroying a city
isn't all just fun and games;
it's hard work!
I just hope this crazy
plan of yours works.
My crazy plans always work!
All we gotta do is
find Koop-zilla!
[growl]
That's probably him now!
All this bashing and crashing
really works up an appetite.
Hey Koop-zilla you gigantic
green good-for-nothing
goofball!
Well, if it isn't two little
clogs who climbed out of the
sewer.
We're warning you
to leave right now,
before we get mad and
flush you down the drain!
I don't take lip
like that from insects!
It worked Luigi!
Koop-zilla's chasing us!
How lucky can we get?
Here he comes!
Luigi, step on it!
There!
Our titanic
Koop-zilla trap is in place.
And not a second too soon.
Look!
I'll get you yet you
little lasagna lovers!
Now we got Koop-zilla
right where we want him!
Toad, Princess, now!
Let the net go!
Ahhh!
We did it!
[growls]
Just wait 'til I get
my mitts on you midgets!
That net's made of
solid steel Koop-zilla!
You'll never get out!
Wanna bet you faucet
fixin' featherhead?
[roars]
Look out!
Koop-zilla's escaped!
Let's make like a
drummer and beat it.
I got you now you
pint-sized pasta eaters!
I thought you said
your plan always worked?
Just save your breath
Luigi, and run for your life!
Just save your breath
Luigi, and run for your life!
Whoaaa!
[growls]
Stand still so I
can squash you,
you little vermin!
How are we ever gonna
get out of this one?
By going down the drain.
Look!
Come on, faster!
Mario, Luigi!
Hurry!
Last one in is a
rotten eggplant!
You won't escape that easy you
sewer-swimming slime balls!
We're stuck here like
hairballs in a drainpipe!
Then I'll unstick us!
Watch out Mario!
Yipes!
Oops!
By sticking Koopa!
Ouch!
Ahhhh!
You'll pay for that
you mozzarella morons!
But first I'm gonna crush
this city into Koopa crumbs.
We'd better do something fast,
or you can say goodbye to
Sayonara!
Ooh, my latest batch of
Super Sushi is now ready.
Then serve the supper!
I've got to grow as
big as Koop-zilla,
so I can clean his pipes!
And beside that, I'm hungry!
I'll have my Super Sushi, with
a super serving of spaghetti.
[gasps]
[gulping]
That's my brother; the
pasta pulverizing plumber!
Mmmm good!
Look!
It's working!
Oh, not again.
I just had that ceiling fixed.
Now it's Koopa
clobbering time!
I haven't had
this big a blast,
since I set that fire in
the dynamite factory!.
[laughs]
That's enough you
revolting reptile!
Cursed crocodiles!
It's that parmesan plumber!
And he's as big as me!
That's right Koop-zilla!
And I'm ready
for Koopa combat!
[grunting]
Tell me, how'd you
get to be so creepy,
crummy, and crabby?
Years of practice!
Ahhh!
[crash]
Unh!
Whoaaaa!
Ouch!
[crash]
That oughta teach
you to mess with Mario!
Is that so?
Well just remember:
he who Koops last,
Koops best.
I'm sending you
back to Lasagna Land.
Easier said than
done, Lizard Lips!
Hiiiii-ya!
[grunting]
As we say in
Brooklyn: Bonsaiiii!
Nice try bilge brains!
Mario may save the city,
but there'll be no city left!
[Dr. T. Garden:]
Terrific teriyaki!
I've done it!
Done what?
Oh, I've created the
antidote for Super Sushi!
Great garlic!
Now we can shrink that kooky
Koop-zilla back down to size!
Whoaaa!
Ahhhh!
Whoaaa!
[crash]
Lucky for me that mattress
factory broke my fall.
This is the second-biggest
hypodermic needle I've ever
seen!
What was the biggest?
My last flu shot.
Get ready!
When Koop-zilla's closer,
we'll give him an injection of
Super Sushi Shrinker.
Chew on this, pizza puss!
Koop-zilla, I'm going to pull
the rug out from under you!
Ahhh!
Oh.
You'll pay for that you
miserable mechanic of muck!
Let's make like a
cactus and stick him!
Yeooow!
Hey, this city's
getting bigger!
No!
I'm shrinking!
You two-bit tortellini taster!
You've foiled my plans again!
That's right Koopa!
You're all kooped out!
Then, as the old saying goes:
he who Koops and runs away,
lives to Koop another day.
[bang]
Look!
He's escaping
into a Warp Zone!
Miserable macaroni!
The Koopa's got away again!
Yes, but Sayonara's seen
the last of him and his Koopa
crazy conquest.
[Dr. T. Garden:] Thank you
for saving Sayonara from
that gigantic green greaseball.
It was our pleasure!
All that Koopa
clobbering's made me hungry!
Mmmm, what's this?
No, no, no!
Don't eat that!
That is my latest
invention: Shrinking Sukiyaki.
[gasp]
Sufferin' spaghetti!
Mario's no bigger
than a mini-meatball!
Quick, give me the antidote!
Ooh, well, there
is no antidote!
You must wait one
week for it to wear off.
[gasp]
Well, maybe now I can
finally eat my fill of pasta.
[laughter]
Ooooooh.
Ahhhhh!
Madam AGoGo, are you
bringing up the spirits?
No, it's the chilli
pepper I had for lunch.
Now before I conduct a séance,
ask me what the first thing on
my mind is.
Ok, what's the first
thing on your mind?
My 25 dollar fee.
Even us psychics have to
pay the rent you know?
Thank you ha ha.
Mario, Luigi, join hands.
Ooooh almighty
spirits, with magic eyes,
to Mario and Luigi,
please don't tell lies.
A moment of silence boys.
Ahhhh, either your questions
will soon be answered--
Or?
Or?
Or we'll have to play a quick
game of ring around the rosie.
Wait, I see something.
What is it?
It looks like scenes from
the next Legend of Zelda.
Ooooh.
This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,
the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.
[laughter]
Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
forever, you
must help me Link!
Hey for you Zelda?
Anything!
Link, zap this imposter!
[crash]
Ha!
Seven years bad luck Moblin!
Starting now!
Unh!
Look, Princess, I can explain.
Don't talk, move!
She's getting away!
Excuuuuuse me Princess!
Ahhhh!
Sorry, why don't you
look where I'm goin'?
Not so fast you imposter!
Unh!
Ahh!
Unh!
Don't you ever do that
again without telling me!
Well excuuuuuse me Princess!
I think I've done
it; I feel--
Yes?
I feel--
Yes?
I feel someone
stepping on my foot.
Ooooh.
I feel there is a
presence listening.
Now what is your question?
Will we win a prize from the
Big Time Celebrity Sweepstake
Giveaway?
Oh I feel a very, very
positive vibration yes,
you will be winners!
Now for the bonus round you
may ask one more question.
Will we win a date
with Sophia Loren,
Annette Funicello,
Madonna, or Scott Baio?
Ooooh.
I don't see any of these
people in your prize winnings,
but I do see that you
have a date with a beautiful
mysterious woman.
Oh, a date with a
mysterious beautiful woman?
Yes a drop dead stone fox.
She has something to do
with the consolation prize,
you will win.
Oh wait!
I'm getting--
Yes?
I'm getting--
Yes?
I'm getting hungry!
Want to join me
for some Thai food?
Ahh, no thanks Madam AGoGo.
No no we're pizzatarians.
Well I guess I,
should be leaving.
Zim zalabim and toodles.
Right, thanks Madam
AGoGo, you were a great help.
Anytime.
Oh thanks.
Ciao, ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao, arrivederci.
Let's see what the
consolation prize is.
Go on, hurry up.
Uh oh!
Uh oh?
Uh oh!
There you go again with
that uh oh what is it Mario?
Let me see what it is.
Consolation prize you
will receive a date with the
beautiful and
mysterious Madam AGoGo.
Madam AGoGo?
Oh no.
Some consolation.
'Til next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪